Greetings and Salutations,

Not quite sure why I've always loved that intro, but I have. This space has remained empty for a very long time, but I thought it might be time to put a little something in it.

I have a muse, Q'Butt da muse grrrl, who cooperates when she's back from one of her little romps down in Club Muse, that's where all muses hang out when they desert us. She usually shows up with a sunburned butt, often with white handprint prominently displayed, (She's a clothing optional kinda muse.) ready to work me into the ground until someone else's muse comes by and tempts her off to fun in the sun once again. I really think she's getting too old for all this, but you know how muses are. So for as long as she's willing to work, we'll be churning out stories. We hope you enjoy our offerings. Just, please, don't let Q'Butt see your muse, she's something of a tart that way.

Q'Butt and I would like to thank our lovely beta team from over the years: JazzWriter13, Gin, The Dhamphir, XenaVirgin, shesgottaread, ryoshu, and the latest edition, redlantern93. If I've forgotten anyone, please forgive me and let me know. You're miracle workers one and all, and I thank you for both making my work shine and teaching me so very much over the years.

I want to thank all of you who took the time to pass on your thoughts about my work. I try to respond to reviews as much as possible, but ffnet is not the most cooperative in that area. I think Q'Butt must have thrown a rowdy party on one of her escapades and trashed her room here. The management does not seem fond of her. So if you don't hear back from me, please know that I appreciate you thinking of us.

There will be editing of existing stories going on for a bit. Nothing major, just tired of the little errors that crept through the beta process before. Many were caused by myself trying to make corrections and doing a bad job of it. No stories will be taken down or altered drastically during this process.