Loads of Randomnesshide bio
 Author has written 249 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Criminal Minds. Hi, I'm Loads of Randomness! You can also find me on AO3 by the same username. Country I live in: Northern Ireland Nationality: Northern Irish Favourite books: Harry Potter Series, The Cat Royal series, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Dark Materials Trilogy, Percy Jackson Series, The Secret Garden, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flammel Series. Updating Schedule Not really a schedule but more of a cycle. I update my current main 'In Progress' fics in this order: Losing Her Footing - [Harry Potter] Looks lie being an Auror isn't all what it's cracked up to be Some Height - [NCIS LA] - Kensi has an odd habit of judo-flipping people... Summer Dreaming Series - [NCIS] It all started with a memory of sandcastles... Fern the Plant Killer - [NCIS LA] - Kensi can't be trusted with ANY plant Marauders: Trials and Tribulations - [Harry Potter] It looks like Sirius is getting a trial. Will it go how they hope? I also tend to upload new holiday-orientated fics around the holidays outside of this but they are usually short and updated independant of this cycle. As I complete stories, new ones will fill their place to continue the cycle. Fic Statistics 30.6% NCIS LA 35.2% NCIS 17.3% Harry Potter 16.9% Criminal Minds STORIES IN A SERIES Falling Series [Harry Potter] Titles in bold are multi-chapter fics that make the main part of the story line. Not bold are shorter fics (Mainly oneshots) that are a part of the main story line
Side Stories (Chronological Order) Extreme Boredom Marauders Series [Harry Potter]
When Boys Play [NCIS LA]
Side Stories (in order): Ziva's Holiday Confusion [NCIS] Not published in Chronological order as I will be writing them around the holidays. Listed below in Chronological order with "One Day for Love" occurring in February of Season 3
Summer Dreaming [NCIS]
Rising of the Moon [Harry Potter]
Cycle of Fire Series [Harry Potter]
Reviews I'd like to thank all of my reviewers here just in case I don't reply (though I do try to). Any stories with 50 plus reviews will be mentioned below =D A Matter of Trust An Interesting Case Like A Falling Star Catch me before I Fall Extreme Boredom Not There to See Me Fall Marauders: Growing Up |
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Top Shelf by Mirandabelle reviews
Ziva accepts Tony's dare to drink one of everything on the top shelf of the bar with interesting results. Turns out drunk Ziva is chatty Ziva and she quite likes his aftershave. Tiva friendship, with a hinted at crush.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Everybody Loves Olivia by movienerd1174 reviews
Elliot and Olivia are on a double date with Amanda and Sonny but the girls can’t seem to keep their hands off of each other.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2022 - O. Benson, E. Stabler, A. Rollins, S. Carisi Jr - Complete
Eye to Eye by Special Fanfic Unit reviews
Prompt #37: Jet confides in Olivia about her PTSD following the shooting
Law & Order: Organized Crime - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2022 - E. Stabler, O. Benson, Jet S. - Complete
The Russian and The Hippy by ejzah reviews
Takes place post "Red Rover, Red Rover", following Arkady revealing that he and Roberta have been spending time together. Previously published to my Tumblr. I believe there are three parts.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2022 - Published: 10/19/2021 - Kensi B., M. Deeks, Roberta D.
Magic Pockets by Lil Fern reviews
Deeks is convinced that Kensi's pockets are magic. Or he just likes to annoy her. A plotless, goofy oneshot. (author formerly known as TheLoversTheDreamersAndMe)
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2021 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Faery's Heart by Creator of Magic reviews
People had said that there were faeries living in the forest. That they abducted kids and kept them there forever, never letting them leave. After the disappearance of some of the kids in his village, Ben believed that. But then he met Mal.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2021 - [Ben/Prince, Mal] - Complete
Once Upon a Misspent Youth by Rebel Paisley reviews
Mal didn't like Auradon, but she tried to make the most of things by acquiring new pets. Doug and Chad were decent distractions, and maybe she was getting a little too attached to them, but the sex was good and if she had to be in this shitty place anyway, she may as well get some benefits. (Poly fic)
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2021 - Published: 5/9/2021 - [Mal, Chad Charming, Doug, Jay] - Complete
His Kensi by Lil Fern reviews
In the midst of the din, he tunes it all out, studying her. This is his Kensi. Sure, she's his Kensi anytime, but this is how he knew her, loved her the most. When she was like this. All Sunshine and Gunpowder. (Companion to Her Deeks)
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2021 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Vivi Dahlin reviews
It should have been just a routine canvassing for the captain of SVU and her mischievous blonde detective, but if Olivia has learned one thing from her relationship with Amanda Rollins, it's to expect the unexpected—oh, and don't let her touch any buttons. (Tropey elevator goodness, PWP, Devilishverse but make it fluffy.)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 4/9/2020 - O. Benson, A. Rollins - Complete
The Chosen One and The Half-Blood Prince by waitingondaisies reviews
Severus Snape was discovered as a spy mere days before the start of the school year. Thankfully, Albus had been working on a vague contingency plan for this possibility. It had been inspired by the question, "What would it take for Severus Snape to see that he was wrong about Harry Potter?" The answer? Force Severus to go undercover as Alfonse Hopkirk, a sixth year Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,401 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/17/2020 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
The Many Misconceptions of Lady Mal by WanderlustandFreedom reviews
To be Frank, Sir Cogitaire is incredibly nervous about his trip to the historic Beast's Castle since the new queen is, well, a former villain. However, upon his arrival, he discovers an amazing intensity to the relationship that is King Benjamin and his new wife Mal.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/16/2020 - Published: 7/2/2018 - [Ben/Prince, Mal] OC - Complete
Commencement by aMUSEment345 reviews
When Fate takes one last swipe at Reid during his last case with the BAU, he's grateful not to be alone. An early end to the end, and a new beginning.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,827 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Life is a Masquerade by Rebel Paisley reviews
When the destruction of the barrier gets celebrated with a week-long masquerade, Chad decides to try living as someone else for a change. He didn't intend to run into Jay and the others, much less befriend them in disguise, but he may as well enjoy their friendship while he had it. After all, it was only one week.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2020 - Published: 12/2/2019 - [Jay, Chad Charming] Carlos, Jane - Complete
All I want is someone, anyone, cuddled up with me by BiPride76 reviews
Emily gently nudged him so he was laying on the chair. Despite being dead tired, Spencer still found the energy to reach up and make grabby hands for Emily's warmth. "I don't think he's gonna make it to the hotel Hotch." Emily chuckled. "I think our Spence is a cuddlewhore." Or, Multiple times Spencer curled up with someone on his team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/12/2019 - Published: 11/8/2019 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Watching Chimpanzees by Here But Not For Long reviews
Tony can certainly get himself and his tiny daughter ready to leave for vacation without Ziva's help... can't he? It's too bad that 2-year-old Tali might have other plans.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] Tali D. - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Acacia Vix reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,255 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sleep, My Sleeping Beauty by Irhaboggle reviews
When nightmares plague Aurora, it takes both Diaval and Maleficent to calm her down and not for the first time does she realize how lucky she is to have such a loving family. And the feeling is mutual, Diaval and Maleficent drawing just as much strength and comfort from each other and Aurora as Aurora draws from. It's exactly what family is really all about.
Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Maleficent, Aurora, Diaval - Complete
Not a puppy by PadyandMoony reviews
Kate finds out that three months is a long time, and expecting everything to be just the way she left it is pretty unrealistic. A Castle isn't willing to forgive and forget when Kate reappears in Rise. NOT FOR BECKETT LOVERS.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2019 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Remus makes a stand by EbonyWing reviews
Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
Dragons in our Midst by fire.ash.rebirth reviews
Reid is a dragon and the various shenanigans that ensue.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,844 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 6/7/2018 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
All That Stands in its Path by thebiwholived reviews
"An old soul, people might say, and Molly has never quite been sure what such a person would look like, until the day her family meets the Boy Who Lived in a dingy train station on the way to school." Molly Weasley's perspective on the summer Harry Potter comes to stay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/16/2019 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Difficulties of Being a Genius by E. J. Morgan reviews
Reid has to take a psych eval after his first kill in the episode L.D.S.K. But can a psychologist cope with interviewing an awkward, socially inept genius profiler?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/11/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, J. Gideon, S. Reid - Complete
The Mamas at the Reception by late2bbparty reviews
A missing conversation from Booth and Brennan's wedding. Usual disclaimers apply, reviews appreciated.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/30/2017 - T. Brennan, Angela M., Cam S., Caroline J. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 7024 - Favs: 23,230 - Follows: 17,007 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Gun Thing by starvingstudent reviews
Deeks focused oneshot set post-6.14 (Black Wind), but with mention of 2.8 (Bounty) and very briefly 5.3 (Omni). Deeks's trust has evolved over the years since the early days when he couldn't even let Kensi hold his gun and now he's willingly giving it up to Callen/Sam.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Perception by Kadeeleigh reviews
The Team has a perception problem when it comes to Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] P. Garcia - Complete
The North Sea Nullification by Daedaleopsis reviews
Leonard thought a simple apology was enough when he tampered with Sheldon's monopole experiment. How will he react when someone interferes with his own research?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,637 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 8,698 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 6157 - Favs: 5,156 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
We Would All Go Down Together by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Completely AU story with the NCIS characters in 1968 Vietnam, yes, during the Vietnam War. It begins with Tony and Gibbs getting a new member on their Scout Sniper team. One Tim McGee, a Marine nobody wants. It features Tim, but has a heavy focus on Tony and Gibbs as well, plus Ziva. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,186 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
Our Summer by PrincessTiva reviews
"Well, that's the thing, Ziva. You say you never depended on happy endings but that doesn't mean you don't deserve them." They quit and now they have a whole summer to discuss certain matters. And with no Gibbs around and Rule 12 out the window, some things are just bound to be addressed. Tiva. Post Season X.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 184,711 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Karma by CMW2 reviews
POST S2 AU:For every action, there are consequences to be faced. After the Arctic implodes the group, everyone has to pick up the pieces and move on. Penny will make this easier for Sheldon;Rated for language and future spice;6th in my 2012 SSS Project;NOW COMPLETE!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 4,085 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 11,732 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Archangel by Phantom1s reviews
Harry Potter disappeared when he was five. With the help of Nicholas & Perenelle Flamel, he begins his training and meets the love of his wife and hands out justice his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,894 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 17,795 - Follows: 5,258 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Affairs of the Heart and Conflicts of the Brain by RainboIsland reviews
She seemed so breakable so small. But Abby couldn't help herself. Couldn't wait any longer to hold her again. Zabby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
I'll Be Your Disguise by Whedonist reviews
Elliot get's himself into a bit of trouble after agreeing to help Alex and Olivia.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Family Stories: The David's by ZivaKateAbby4Eva reviews
This is a bunch of random things I thought up, and they are stories from Ziva's family. There are four different POVs that I will say. ENJOY!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ziva D.
Yule by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,093 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Order of Lunacy by Smoochynose reviews
An emergency meeting of Harry's mind has begun. Humour is teasing Common Decency, Logic's annoyed at Creativity and Magic for breaking the laws of reality, and more importantly they need to decide what to do about Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Scarlet Red by belletylers reviews
An undercover mission was what first caught his interest, and then Tony DiNozzo realised he didn't know as much about his partner as he thought he did. Naturally, madness ensues as they chase each other to win the other's heart. Rating changed to T.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,557 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Redirection: A Second Chance by the-writer1988 reviews
Pettigrew is captured and Harry finally gains the family he deserves: his godfather, Sirius Black. But when darkness begins to grow, Harry discovers that his newfound happiness is shortlived. POA AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 269,035 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
How Did You Get Banned From a Whole Town, Jethro? by Noraque reviews
The team had no chance to celebrate Ziva's return. But it seems the town they're in just doesn't want them any more. Gibbs is in pain, Fornell is poking fun at him, and the team is God knows where. A funny crack fic as to how things may have played out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Slytherin Harry by hermyd reviews
If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche reviews
The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A place called home by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
All anyone ever wants out of life is love, a family and home. Sometimes these are right under your nose. Harry/Hermione romance fic. Rated T. AU from the end of GoF. Mostly fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,265 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10298 - Favs: 31,894 - Follows: 13,180 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Gibbs by OMDP92 reviews
Unresolved Sexual Tension. Gibbs knew it. Ziva knew it. Tony knew it. Abby knew it. Jenny knew it. Jimmy knew it. Hell, even Ducky knew it. But McGee? UST. it's been running high at NCIS, as Ziva would say Large Time. ZIBBS; *COMPLETE*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 342 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 20,587 - Follows: 9,038 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
NEVER Say Gilderoy Lockhart While I'm Drinking by TheSerpentAndTheLion reviews
When the Dark Lord rises again, The Order of the Phoenix reconvenes for the first time to drown their sorrows in Firewhiskey. Snape and Sirius face off, Hagrid and Moody chum up, and the legendary Aberforth leads the festivities! AU, but in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Her Family by 1stRainbowRose reviews
If Ducky is the doting old grandfather, and Gibbs was the father to Tony, McGee and Ziva, what was her position in this strange little family of theirs? Gabby if you look at it right. One-shot
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 8,383 - Follows: 2,060 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Thing That Never Happened To Kate Todd by Jaina Solo2 reviews
Tony dies. Kate doesn't. Everything changes. femslash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
Happy Christmas, Severus by saiyanwizard reviews
At Hogwarts' yearly staff Christmas party, Minerva laughs, Remus gets manhandled, Filius is harrassed, Hagrid tries to help, Albus smiles pleasantly, Rolanda wears a lampshade. And Severus finds a little peace and Christmas cheer. Slightly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Remus L., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 1,461 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
If You Can Help Her by witowsmp reviews
Harry decides to help Ginny recover from her experience in the Chamber of Secrets, causing a special bond to form between them. Rating is for violence in the later chapters. A French translation called Si tu peux l'aider is being written by Sined
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 128,313 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Black and Twilight by Feneris reviews
The Potters, a long line of the darkest of the dark lords. The Dursleys, The Weasleys, and Hogwarts now has to survive a boy named Harry Potter. Who comes from a family even more feared then Voldemort himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 287 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Second Generation of Marauders by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
COMPLETE! Did you ever wonder what would happen if the Golden Trio ever got hold of the Marauders Record book? Introducing Snapes worst nightmare…The Marauders Revived. Pranks, Social Status, Animgus, and All. Changed!Malfoy. HHr, HDHrkinda
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,537 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Marauders: Trials and Tribulations reviews
[Marauders #5] Where Sirius is going to get a trial and everything is going to go back to normal.. Except they don't know what normal is anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/13 - N. Tonks, Marlene M., Kingsley S., Marauders
Along For The Ride reviews
All the times Hetty traumatised the team while driving Inspired by FFT Prompt #111
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, Hetty L.
Valentine's Conundrum reviews
Where Reid tries to figure out Valentine's Day one year at a time
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/7 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Not Going Well reviews
Things definitely aren't going well for the BAU team this month. A lot of weird or annoying things keep happening on their cases. Inspired by one of the Flash Fiction Challenges on Tumblr.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/29/2024 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Losing Her Footing reviews
[Falling Series #4] Tonks has got the job of her dreams and her life is on track. This was where she was supposed to be. Right? Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 9/27/2024 - N. Tonks
Clean Up Needed reviews
Yeah, maybe Kensi should get around to that Spring Cleaning
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10 - Kensi B. - Complete
Carefully Balancing reviews
Deeks loved ice skating. He loved Kensi. He loved winding Sam up. An opportunity to demonstrate all three? No way was he going to pass that up.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/21 - Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Escape reviews
RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #24 "Are you lost, princess?" "No, I'm pretty sure that best run-away route is this way. I appreciate the concern though."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Marauders: The Aftermath reviews
[Marauders #4] Hallowe'en night and the days that followed. When everything started crashing down
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 106,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 3/29/2024 - Severus S., N. Tonks, Marlene M., Marauders - Complete
Romanian Ramblings reviews
Out of order, interconnected one shots on Charlie Weasley as he tries his best to handle dragons in Romania
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/21/2024
Baking Madness reviews
Where Tony wants to continue their tradition. Or make it their tradition. Either way he wanted cookies.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/22/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Saving Starfish reviews
RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #25 "Are you honestly nervous? You've done this more times than I can count." "Which isn't many considering the level of education you achieved before becoming an assassin."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, UNSUB - Complete
Myths
Ziva is still grumbling about the frost but in the safety of the indoors she can't help but admire it and Tony remembers his mum. An expansion on Chapter 15 of 'The Meaning of Christmas'
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Immunity or Lack of Thereof reviews
Callen is fine. He's not sick. He's fine. Until he well, until it's taken out of his hands
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/10/2024 - G. Callen, S. Hanna, Hetty L. - Complete
Height Difference
Where Tony tries to take advantage of his height difference with Ziva and it doesn't exactly go to plan
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Credentials reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #22 "Tell them about your credentials." "I don't have any!" "Then make some up!"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2024 - G. Callen, M. Deeks - Complete
Gym Incidents reviews
In which Hetty catches team partaking in numerous antics, more than a few shenanigans and several awkward incidents with a good sprinkling of tomfoolery all within the allegedly safe walls of the NCIS gym.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2024 - Published: 8/4/2024 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Horrific Fun
Some movie night Hallowe'en fun
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Consideration
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #23 "Where's Samuel?" "You mean that guy you sent to kill me? At the bottom of the river." "Ouch. Those cost quite a pretty penny. Please be more considerate of my money the next time I send an assassin."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2024 - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
The girls get some time together simply to relax and chill without the boys and talk about perfectly normal girl things. Well, it was perfectly normal as far as Luna was concerned. Featuring a alarmed and exasperated Hermione, an amused Ginny and an unconcerned yet slightly mischievous Luna Inspired by Shauna Phillp's Writing Prompt #1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2024 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Flirting Fail reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #9 "Aren't you going to stop him?" "I've given up trying."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2024 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, Will L. - Complete
Unimpressed reviews
Ziva isn't exactly too happy about the change in the weather. She certainly doesn't like how things took a glittering tone overnight
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2024 - Complete
Video Game Shenanigans reviews
All Timothy McGee wanted to do was play his video games, maybe involve his friends a little. What on earth could go wrong?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2024 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Tim M.
Finding Her Feet reviews
[Falling Series #2] Tonks is now free from Hogwarts but has a long summer before she finds out whether or not he got into the Auror Academy. Well, it feels like a long time. But not enough time to get into too much mischief, right? Not when she has some self-inflicted growing up to do along with it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2024 - Published: 1/21/2024 - N. Tonks, Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Persuasions
Inspired by AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #7 "Just stop. I only have a certain level of sanity and you're not helping me keep it."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2024 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
One Night reviews
Where Kensi and Deeks spend the night in the same bed and Callen and Sam only find out the next next morning
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2024 - Published: 8/20/2024 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Full Circle
[Summer Dreaming 24] Some things have to come full circle...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,102 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2024 - Published: 8/2/2024 - [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
Tied Up
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #13 "What are friends for if they aren't willing to tie other friends to chairs and lock them in random basements?" This isn't even the weirdest thing they've said to each other.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2024 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Prom Dresses or Bombs
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #12 "I thought we were looking for a prom dress, not disarming a bomb." "Yeah, well, plans change."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2024 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Parental Struggles
GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #9 "Say that one more time and you're grounded." "I'm the prophesied hero of all realms. You can't ground me." "Watch me."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,045 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2024 - Published: 7/15/2024 - Jennifer J./JJ, Henry L. - Complete
Question reviews
[Summer Dreaming #23] There's a very important question Tony NEEDS to ask on the beach. It's going to go perfectly, well, until that pesky crab...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2024 - [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
Line in the Sand
[Summer Dreaming #22] There's a line and it shouldn't be crossed. But what if that line was on the beach?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,121 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2024 - Published: 6/13/2024 - [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight reviews
"Yes, because adding more explosive devices to a deadly, explosive device is a great decision." Where Emily makes a not so great decision with fireworks
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2024 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Bit of Trouble reviews
Inspired by AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #11. "Are you scared?" "No. I have this terrified look on my face because I'm having so. Much. Fun."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Some Height reviews
In which Kensi judo flips...just about everyone.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2024 - Published: 5/12/2024 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Just A Bit Dramatic
RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #4 "How the mighty have fallen." "It's a dropped chocolate bar. Stop being dramatic."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2024 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Fern the Plant Killer reviews
You know, you'd think that someone with Fern as a nickname would be better with plants...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2024 - Published: 5/26/2024 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Starfish reviews
[Summer Dreaming #21] "Look at this beach! You can't save all these starfish. You can't begin to make a difference!" "Well, I made a difference for that one!"
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2024 - Published: 5/24/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Some Sort of Optimism reviews
RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #8 "We're all going to die today." "If that sort of optimism isn't what gets a man up in the morning, I don't know what does."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2024 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Finding Peace
[Summer Dreaming #20] To move on and get back to normal means that you have to heal. Which Ziva is trying to do but this is something that unfortunately can't be forced
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,183 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2024 - Published: 4/14/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Goating Around reviews
To act or play the goat, idiom, UK, informal - to behave in a silly way
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2024 - Published: 3/7/2024 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Clearance reviews
It turns out a lot of clearance chocolate and candy isnt always a good idea...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2024 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Marauders Extras: Posing
[Marauders Extras #1] Taking a photo of a secret Dark Wizard fighting group shouldnt be that hard, right? Wrong. It involves far tpo many stomped toes, Emmeline Vance threatening violence and a rescue of Dora that nearly causes more trouble than it's worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2024 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marlene M., Marauders - Complete
Adulting reviews
"I need an adult!" "You're the freaking chaperone." "... then we are officially screwed."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2024 - Published: 3/23/2024 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Not a Beach reviews
[Summer Dreaming #19] There was sand everywhere but this was definitely NOT a beach. Not in Somalia
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2024 - Ziva D. - Complete
Familiar Longing
[Summer Dreaming #18] They're apart and there's bad feelings between them but they can't stop thinking about each other
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2024 - Published: 3/15/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Marauders: In Hiding reviews
[Marauders #3] They're fighting back as hard as they can but several of their number now have targets on their backs. Targets they can't ignore. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 139,039 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2024 - Published: 1/4/2023 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Marauders
Money vs Problems reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #18 "Throwing money at your problems doesn't help." "Wrong. Coins are actually great projectile weapons."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2024 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Beach Crawl reviews
[Sumer Dreaming #17] You know when you did something so many times that it became a habit? Well, it looks like Tony and Ziva have a beach habit. A series of semi-connected one-shots
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2024 - Published: 8/28/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
In Good Conscious
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #14 "Stop telling me how to live my life." "I'm your conscience. That's my one job."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2024 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Excuse to Keep Warm reviews
Expansion of Prompts 7 and 8 used in 'The Meaning of Christmas'. Tony and Ziva use slightly unconventional methods for staying warm on a case.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2024 - Published: 1/7/2024 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Standing Firm reviews
[Falling Series #3] Tonks has left Hogwarts ready to take on the world and, more importantly, the Auror Academy. Between growing up, softening an old Auror's heart and, quite frankly, kicking everyone's butt, Tonks starts to find her place in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 123,654 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2024 - Published: 12/8/2021 - N. Tonks, Alastor M. - Complete
In Bed with Callen reviews
It turned out that Callen still didn't sleep well even after *ahem* strenuous bedroom activities. So, what does he do when he is asleep but Anna is not? Well, for once he doesnt move too far from the bed.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2023 - Published: 12/18/2023 - [Anna K., G. Callen] - Complete
Robbing a Clown reviews
"Better safe than in jail accused of robbing a clown. " "We wouldn't be robbing him!" "And what do you call removing the documents from his possession?"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2023 - Published: 11/24/2023 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Volcanos and Sunsets reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #28 "Isn't the sunset pretty?" "I was more focused on the volcano that's about to erupt and kill us all, but yeah. The sun's cool."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2023 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Whistle Up
[Rising of the Moon #2] Remus and Sirius have been given their first task of the Second War. A simple one. An easy one. There's no way this could go wrong, is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,194 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2023 - Published: 11/8/2023 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Excuses reviews
"I'm tired of your excuses." "I was thrown off a building!" Inspired by AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #10
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2023 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Jumping reviews
Do Haunted Houses get you jumping for joy or jumping out of your skin?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2023 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Love is Love reviews
The Ancient Greeks had seven words for love. Let's see how our favourite MCRT team fits into them.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2023 - Published: 8/30/2023 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Creeped Out reviews
"The hospital. It's empty." "Then he was here." Morgan and Reid are incredibly uncomfortable with their current situation. Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #27
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2023 - Published: 10/15/2023 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Queen and Kingdom reviews
The Director and Gibbs get into an argument. Again.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2023 - [Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sharing a Bed reviews
All the instances Kensi and Deeks share a bed. The funny reasons, the not so funny reasons, the happy reasons and everything in between.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2023 - Published: 8/6/2023 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Lost Bet reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #3 "What happened to your- " "I lost a bet- " "Why- " "I don't want to talk about it." "What happened to your- " "I lost a bet- " "Why- " "I don't want to talk about it."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2023 - Ducky M., Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Verdict reviews
[Summer Dreaming #16] Gibbs wants to know how the beach trip went
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2023 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Funny Business reviews
Having your own bar had certain... privileges. Especially when it was late at night and the patrons had left. Living above said bar also meant that you had aforementioned privileges, especially when you couldn't make it up the stairs. Uh, it's not exactly a privilege when both sets of people try to take advantage of it at the same time...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2023 - Published: 7/21/2023 - [Anna K., G. Callen] [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] - Complete
Down on the Beach reviews
[Summer Dreaming #15] Tony thinks he has a good idea. Ziva does not. But maybe he does.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2023 - Published: 7/19/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Failing reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #7 "My goal in life is to-" "You've failed. Miserably." "I didn't even finish my sentence!" Nate is having a little bit of trouble with Callen. Some things never change.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2023 - Nate G., Hetty L., O. Granger - Complete
Pink Nail Polish and Spaceships reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #5 "Ok, calm down." "I can't calm down! Do you know how much spaceships cost? What am I going to do with one covered in pink nail polish?"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2023 - Eric B., Nell J. - Complete
Ringing Bell
Trying something different with this prompt, AU - AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompts #13. If the ringing of a bell symbolises an angel getting its wings, what sound represents an angel losing them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2023 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
More Memories reviews
[Summer Dreaming #14] Some memories aren't painful anymore
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2023 - Published: 6/19/2023 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Problems with Time reviews
The sun sets five hours before it should. Why? Two words; Morgan and Prentiss. AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #4
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2023 - Published: 6/17/2023 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Not So Smart reviews
Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #2: "You really think this is a smart idea?" "Nope." "Good. I'd be concerned if you didn't."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2023 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
The Great Supermarket Heist reviews
Where Hetty decides that making the team go to a supermarket together is a sensible idea and all they do it is cause chaos in their wake. This just might be my most ridiculous fic yet.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2023 - Published: 3/13/2023 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Heist reviews
[Summer Dreaming #13] Tony and Ziva are on a mission to retrieve their photos. From Gibbs. This was not going to be easy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2023 - Published: 4/30/2023 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rain Rain reviews
Ziva knew there was a reason that she hated American Weather. It actually had the audacity to get her sick. Sick!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2023 - Published: 5/18/2023 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dinner Together reviews
Deeks invites Kensi over for dinner but is it really just dinner? Pre-Densi, just some fluff
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2023 - Published: 4/18/2023 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Trouble reviews
[Summer Dreaming #12] It turns out that someone did notice them looking at the photos. And that someone was Gibbs...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2023 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Distractions
[Summer Dreaming #11] Sexual Harassment Seminars never did end up well for Team Gibbs. Good thing this time Tony and Ziva were distracted...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Downright Evil reviews
Deeks has a bone to pick with a bunny...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2023 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Reminiscing reviews
[Summer Dreaming #10] Tony and Ziva decide to share the stories behind the photos. Will they find out anything new about each other?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2023 - Published: 2/19/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
One Day at a Time reviews
Where Emily doesn't exactly have the best week and doesn't want to go to the hospital which means that no one can find out that she keeps on managing to get herself into trouble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/29/2023 - Published: 1/28/2023 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Destiny Calling reviews
"Hear that? It's Destiny. She's calling." "No, I'm pretty sure that's your mom yelling at you to take out the trash." Inspired by GabrielleRPollack's Writing Prompt #24
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2023 - [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] - Complete
Bridging Romance reviews
"I just love how we first met. It was so romantic." "Oh, yes. I too have fond memories of you throwing me off a bridge." Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #21
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2023 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Reporter Troubles reviews
"Aren't you going to do something?" "I am paid to protect you from abuse, not your own stupidity." "You're the worst bodyguard ever." Inspired by AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #8 . Emily really doesn't like the annoying reporter she has to protect.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2023 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Betrayal reviews
[Summer Dreaming #9] Ziva isn't exactly feeling too kindly toward Tony at the moment.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2023 - Published: 12/31/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Live and Learn
"Live and learn, right?" "No, it's live and die because there's no chance to learn if you get impaled. Because you're dead." Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #29
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2023 - Published: 1/22/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dagger in a Purse reviews
"Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?" "It's a dagger, actually. An no, you should not." Inspired by RooftopWritingPrompts Prompt #11
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2023 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Misunderstanding reviews
Tony and Ziva get themselves into a little bit of a situation... All Tony knows is that he is NOT going to be the one to tell Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2023 - Published: 12/13/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
One Wedding reviews
In which Deeks and Kensi plan their wedding and all the feelings that come with that
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 10/30/2022 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] - Complete
Marauders: Fighting Back reviews
[Marauders #2] They're no longer children, not really, but they aren't quite adults. The War against Voldemort is not going well and the Marauders are starting to feel the effects. The world doesn't seem quite so bright after all. Are they going to be able to fix it? Follow the Marauders and Co as they make it through school and try to survive young adulthood. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 302,092 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 10/3/2021 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marlene M., Marauders - Complete
Dilemma with Decorating reviews
Reid thinks his decorations are just fine for Christmas. Emily disagrees.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2022 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Eggnog Problems reviews
The annual NCIS Holiday party. Where there is eggnog. Which (of course) ends up spiked. After which McGee drank it. What could go wrong
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2022 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Caught reviews
[Summer Dreaming #8] Tony finally gets the email he's been waiting for but unfortunately Ziva sees this before he can open it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2022 - Published: 11/1/2022 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Penguin Trouble reviews
Expansion of the eleventh prompt used in 'The Meaning of Christmas'. Tony and Ziva are pretty sure that they're hallucinating. But are they? Penguins? Really?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Unwise Decisions reviews
An expansion of prompts 13 and 19 from "The Meaning of Christmas". Sugary treats are always a good idea around the holidays. Except when they're not...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 12/17/2022 - Ducky M., Jimmy P., Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Sticky Situation
Ziva has somehow found herself living in a gingerbread house in a gingerbread world. Or has she? Expansion on Prompts 9 and 10 used in 'The Meaning of Christmas'.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2022 - Published: 12/13/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Chill reviews
Not even something as simple as getting hot chocolate could be normal in the BAU
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2022 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Wrapping Up reviews
It turns out that there's one thing that James Potter isn't good at. Wrapping bloody Christmas presents. Thankfully Lily is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2022 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Warming Up
Expansion of the third prompt used in 'The Meaning of Christmas'. Warm – Picture Prompt. Ziva is sick and particularly attached to a heat pack.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,107 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2022 - Published: 12/3/2022 - Abby S., Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Maybe He Grows On You reviews
Based on a quote from Sam in S2E3 "Borderline". When and how did Deeks grow on everyone? "One of these days, I'm going to kill him." "Maybe he grows on you." "So does Ringworm." How exactly dod Deeks grow on all of the?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2022 - Published: 9/14/2022 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
War reviews
Marauders plus snow equals snowballs. Which only means one thing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2022 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Experiencing Autumn reviews
A selection of one shots inspired by the Fictober 2019 Writing Challenge Prompt List. Ziva and Tony take in the season together
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2022 - Published: 10/1/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Decisions
Ziva has to make a decision. Tony isn't being very helpful.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2022 - Abby S., Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Problems With Haunted Houses reviews
Tony thought it was a GREAT idea to bring Ziva to a Haunted House
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dangers of Decorating reviews
It's Hallowe'en and Garcia wants her office decorated appropriately. Of course, she has several helping hands, a set of tangled lights and some spiders she could really do without.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2022 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
A-maze-ing reviews
The team have to run into a corn maze. There's no way this can go wrong.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2022 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Microwave reviews
Inspired by TFR's Hallowe'en Writing Prompt #4 "Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?" "What? I need to heat up the potion." "In the microwave?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2022 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P. - Complete
Impatience
[Summer Dreaming #7] Tony wants the photos and he wants them NOW. What is taking Nettie so long?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dressed Up reviews
Hallowe'en can't be Hallowe'en without a bit of friendly competition, can it?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2022 - Published: 10/17/2022 - [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Unicorn Troubles
Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #20. "Did the boys beat you up again?" "It wasn't a fair fight. Their unicorn showed up."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Published: 10/20/2022 - Eric B., Nell J. - Complete
Carving Up Some Fun reviews
What's Hallowe'en without some pumpkin carving? And what chaos can the Weasley Family cause while doing it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2022 - Harry P., George W., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Difficulties With Technology reviews
[Summer Dreaming #6] Nettie is going to send the best pictures of Ziva to Tony. If only she could figure out the scanner...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2022 - Ziva D. - Complete
Let's Play a Game reviews
A game of Monopoly is introduced to the Slytherin Common Room. Blaise is all for playing, Draco is having none of it and Daphne just wants to win. Needless to say, chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2022 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Draco M., Blaise Z., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Questions Answered reviews
[Summer Dreaming #5] Tony finally contacts Aunt Nettie. Will she give him what he wants?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2022 - Published: 9/2/2022 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Poor Recommendations reviews
"Hey, that guy you met last night was pretty cute." "That guy was an assassin. He tried to kill me." "Still cute." "Stop trying to set me up. You're not good at it." Set in Season 1. Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #14
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2022 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna - Complete
A Not So Bright Idea reviews
"The inspector is coming today. If he doesn't approve of our program...""Ok. I'll set a trap for him." "No..." Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #15. Hotch really doesnt need Emily's inout here...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2022 - Published: 8/5/2022 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Interlude
[Summer Dreaming #4] McGee flees down to Abby, not wanting to get caught up more than he already has.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2022 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Plotting reviews
[Summer Dreaming #3] Tony now just has to figure out how to get pictures of a young Ziva from Israel to here... without her knowing. Should be fun.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2022 - Published: 7/14/2022 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Whoops reviews
Hotch gave his team an exasperated and helpless look. Reid's jumper was crumpled and on backwards, the v halfway down his back and Prentiss was shedding paper clippings. As was Morgan. He sighed heavily. It had to be today, didn't it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2022 - Published: 7/3/2022 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Two In The Bed reviews
Completely inspired by a list of prompts by tumblr users /u/ruingaraf and /u/helloamhere. There's two people in one bed (of course it's the only one available) but it's not what you might think...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2022 - Published: 6/9/2022 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Let Freedom Ring reviews
[Ziva's Holiday Confusion #4] Ziva really does understand this holiday and, for once, she doesn't find anything odd about it. Tony isn't sure that he believes her. Though, she does question the need for explosions
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 7/4/2022 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Endless
[Summer Dreaming #2] Sand, sand everywhere but most of it is in his shoes
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2022 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Building Castles
[Summer Dreaming #1] Tony is finding it very hard to believe that Ziva got to build sandcastles as a child.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
On the Road reviews
Fully inspired by TFR's Road Trip Writing Prompts. Because shoving all four members of this team into a car for literal days is just too good of an opportunity to pass up.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2022 - Published: 5/28/2022 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
After the Movie reviews
Ziva's sofa is a lot more comfortable than you would think. Or maybe that's because they were curled up together. Bit small though.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2022 - Published: 6/18/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dancing with Death reviews
Inspired by AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #5 "Last time I danced with death, I stepped on his toes." Tony has a little bit of an incident...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Forever Falling reviews
[Falling Series #6] They're back together but the world is falling apart around them. Marriage, the Ministry falls, babies and more. Will they pull through it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 84 - Words: 112,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2022 - Published: 2/16/2021 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Oh No reviews
"Oh no." "Was that a I-messed-up-dinner oh no or an I-forgot-to-lock-the-portal-gateway oh, no?" Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #12. A silly little set in the far future/sci-fi-ish fic
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2022 - Eric B., Nell J. - Complete
Party Games reviews
The team enjoys spending time together, normally eating. Garcia has the bright idea that party games are also a good way to spend time together. Games which the team get oddly competitive over.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 5/10/2022 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Harmless is Subjective reviews
"Please don't tell me you're bringing her." "She's harmless!" "She shot you. Twice." "It was an honest mistake." Inspired by GabrielleRPollack's Writing Prompt #10
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2022 - G. Callen, S. Hanna, Anna K. - Complete
What's That Smell? reviews
Smells can be very distracting. Especially when they involve your girlfriend
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2022 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sizing reviews
Emily tries to explain women's clothes sizing to a bewildered Morgan. Just a bit of silliness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2022 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Out From the Coma reviews
An introspection of each of the team's thoughts on their relationship with Kensi and her time in hospital. Set mid to late Season Eight while Kensi is recovering in hospital.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2022 - Published: 3/19/2022 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
The Issue with Singing reviews
Tony knows Ziva can sing. He had never heard Ziva sing. For some reason Ziva doesn't WANT to sing. And, of course, he wants to find out.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2022 - Published: 4/20/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Squeezing In reviews
It's Easter and Deeks has a GREAT idea
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2022 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Bunny Sitting reviews
A little one shot sequel to "Hopping Fun". Gibbs now has a bunny in his basement. Or was it a rabbit?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2022 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Sweater Weather reviews
It is cold today. Ziva does not like the cold. So she did the sensible thing. Tony and McGee have some opinions on this.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2022 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Sniffles reviews
It's autumn which means that Ziva manages to get sick. And she is not impressed by it. Nor is she very impressed by her long-suffering partner looking after her.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2022 - Published: 3/31/2022 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Here We Go a-Hiking reviews
Set when Kensi and Deeks are comfortable with their relationship. Kensi has decided that at this point in their relationship, Deeks should really come on a hike with her. What on earth could go wrong? Completely inspired by TheFakeReadHead's Hiking Writing Prompts.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2022 - Published: 3/6/2022 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Next Day Problems reviews
What's a St Patrick Day without leprechauns and drinking? Callen is of the opinion that it would be a whole lot less bother. Inspired by TFR's St Patrick's Day Prompt #1
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2022 - G. Callen, S. Hanna, Hetty L. - Complete
In a Pinch reviews
Emily doesn't exactly own a lot of coloured clothing. Derek is taking advantage of that. Inspired by TFR's St Patrick's Day Prompt #4
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2022 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Disarming Personality reviews
Inspired by GabrielleRPollack's Writing Prompt #25. "I've got to do this. All I need to do is solve these equations." "But you never went to school." "So? That doesn't mean I'm illiterate." "Literacy has nothing to do with calculus and disarming a bomb!" Callen never has any normal informants...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2022 - G. Callen, OC - Complete
Quick And Soon reviews
[Rising of the Moon #1] A prize for LillyGirl310 for being my 250th reviewer of "Not There To See Me Fall". After leaving Harry after The Goblet of Fire, Sirius follows Dumbledore's orders to "gather the old crowd". Well, there was only one person he could go to first, wasn't there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2022 - Published: 2/27/2022 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Insufferable reviews
"They think I'm the definition of insufferable." "Mhm." "They obviously haven't met you." Sam doesn't exactly like LAPD's opinion of him. Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #4
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2022 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Emotional Ups and Downs reviews
February is the time for emotions, some good, some bad. Each chapter to be read as a standalone unless stated otherwise. Based off the reddit Pint Sized Prompts - February 2017
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2022 - Published: 2/1/2022 - Jimmy P., Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Unconscious Revelations reviews
Established Emily Prentiss/Spencer Reid. Set after the whole Boyle fiasco and Emily's return. She's just trying to figure out where home is.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2022 - [S. Reid, E. Prentiss] - Complete
In the Cards reviews
A series of somewhat unrelated chapters on the team inspired by 's Tarot Card Prompts. "It's not the hand your dealt with but how you play the game"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2022 - Published: 11/9/2021 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Supermarket Shenanigans reviews
Stressful, life threatening jobs tended the form such strong bonds of loyalty and friendship between people that their behaviour comes across as odd. Or, several times when the BAU team were far too close for their own good and got thrown out of the supermarket every damn time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2022 - Published: 1/30/2022 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Who's Next reviews
Inspired by TFR Valentine's Day Prompt #1 "There's nothing cheesier than being the only unmarried bridesmaid at a wedding taking place on Valentine's Day." "Just wait until after the ceremony. I'm going to hand you the bouquet."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2022 - Published: 2/14/2022 - [E. Prentiss, S. Reid] - Complete
On the Ice reviews
Deeks enjoys ice-skating, he knows Kensi can ice-skate. What could possibly go wrong?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2022 - Published: 12/20/2021 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] - Complete
Dinner Preparations reviews
Inspired by TFR's Valentine's Day Prompt #4 "How's the meeting?" "I want to stab everyone." "Don't get blood on your dress. We have dinner reservations at seven." "Love you for enabling me." "Love you too."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2022 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
Movie Night Tumble
It was supposed to be a routine movie night. Established Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2022 - [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
Not Just a Patriot Down reviews
Based off a few telling lines from S7E23 'Patriot Down' where McGee puts his foot in his mouth without realising it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2022 - Published: 12/31/2021 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Holiday Fun
Tony needs a little bit of help. Who netter to ask than his partner?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2021 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Served Cold reviews
A side story to the 'When Boys Play' series. Roberta wants to get a bit of revenge for her son...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,319 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2021 - Published: 11/11/2021 - M. Deeks, Roberta D. - Complete
Gingerbread reviews
A cute little family scene with the LaMontangnes making gingerbread houses. A lot of stickiness is involved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2021 - Jennifer J./JJ, Will L., Henry L. - Complete
Violent Knitting reviews
There's a shapeless bundle of wool on Emily's lap and she's holding a pair of knitting needles. What on earth did JJ just see?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2021 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
For the Want of a Tiger reviews
Based off the little conversation Kensi and Deeks had about Christmas present in S7E11. Now where was Deeks supposed to get a tiger of all things?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2021 - Published: 12/12/2021 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] - Complete
Angels in the Snow reviews
Where there's a lot of snow on the ground, JJ wants to make snow angels, Morgan definitely doesn't want to make snow angels and Emily and Spencer flirt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2021 - [E. Prentiss, S. Reid] D. Morgan, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Festive Weapons reviews
In hindsight, Tony saw that it was a bad idea. But, in his defence, who would have thought candy canes could have been so terrifying and dangerous?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2021 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Like A Falling Star reviews
[Falling Series #1] This is a story about Tonks' life until we meet her in the books. Let's follow her as she falls over her own feet, trips over her words, stumbles into danger but always finds the strength to haul herself back up again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 125,302 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/8/2021 - Published: 7/13/2011 - N. Tonks - Complete
Forgetting Again
"My tears are my fears for you, my child. For the world is forgetting again." A little something for 11th November. Remembering those who fell in the First Wizarding War before the start of the second.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,201 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2021 - Published: 11/11/2021 - Regulus B., Marlene M., Gideon P., Marauders - Complete
Intricacies of Chess reviews
Emily was quite happy to play chess with Spencer, just not the *correct* way. Lots of silliness. Inspired by a tumblr post
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2021 - Published: 10/12/2021 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Appropriate Metaphors reviews
In which Kensi wants a smoothie in the middle of a firefight. For some reason, Deeks doesn't appreciate this. Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #3
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2021 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Of Hallowe'ens Past reviews
There's an abandoned farm. Old Hallowe'en decorations. And then there's Tony, McGee and Ziva. What could possibly go wrong?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2021 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Just a Normal Day
"Is this a normal Monday for you?" It was safe to say that this was not a good start to an Auror's first ever patrol. Harry almost felt sorry for him. Almost. Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #16
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Sharing reviews
Kensi isn't very good at sharing her food. Specifically candy. A little Hallowe'en Treat
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2021 - Published: 10/28/2021 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
First Hallowe'en reviews
A little bit of cuteness that first Hallowe'en the Potter family are in hiding. Because James is a softie and can't resist adorable baby costumes
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2021 - Published: 10/25/2021 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Grumpy Morninings reviews
In which Emily thoroughly despises getting woken up by a traditional alarm clock. Especially when she doesn't have to be awake. Established Emily/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2021 - [E. Prentiss, S. Reid] - Complete
Explorations reviews
There's a graveyard in the middle of the night. And then there's Emily and Spencer. There's no way that this can go normally, is there?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2021 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
More Than One Way To Claim a Cat reviews
Emily doesn't get much choice in gaining a little, spooky friend this Hallowe'en
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2021 - Published: 10/19/2021 - E. Prentiss, P. Garcia, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Covert Operation reviews
"Stop pouting and hand over the gun." Gibbs decides to take Ziva's gun off her. Was that really a good idea? Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #21
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2021 - Published: 10/10/2021 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Best Idea reviews
[Falling Series #8] Set in Hallowe'en 2008. Tonks has a fantastic idea for Hallowe'en Costumes for her and Remus but decides to leave Remus completely in the dark until the big day. Which never boded well
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2021 - Remus L., N. Tonks, OC, Teddy L. - Complete
Bad Night reviews
Kensi is not having a good night. Good thing Deeks is there to help
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2021 - Published: 9/17/2021 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Monsters reviews
Where Tony is given painkillers. Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompts Prompt #6 "Do you believe in monsters?" "No." "Good, then you won't mind checking my closet, because I swear I saw fangs and fur before the door shut."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2021 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Marauders: Growing Up reviews
[Marauders #1] Follow James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Marlene McKinnon, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Frank Longbottom, Alice Smith, Severus Snape and Kingsley Shacklebolt as they grow up in a time of gathering darkness. Friendship, rivalries, idiocy and more. An AU take on what happens during the Marauder years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 397,973 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/3/2021 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Everything's a Masquerade reviews
Based on S7E14, when Ziva independently brought up Somalia when she was with Tony. Is she really starting to deal with the past summer?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 9/20/2021 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Safe House
What exactly happened to Ted and Andromeda during Chaoters 29 and 30 of 'Forever Falling'. Part of my 'Falling' Series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2021 - Published: 9/16/2021 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Disbelief reviews
"Did you see that?" "Um..." "The correct answer is no, no you didn't. Now walk faster." Inspired by GabrielleRPollack Writing Prompt #17. A gift for OPS Manager for being my fiftieth reviewer to 'In October'
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2021 - Published: 9/12/2021 - Hetty L., O. Granger - Complete
Incredible reviews
Deeks gets a little too into the Incredibles and drags everyone into it. Because Hetty was totally Edna Mode.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2021 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Tender Loving Care reviews
Emily decides that Reid really can't look after himself when he's sick. Now, the question is, can she?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2021 - Published: 8/1/2021 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Domesticity reviews
Just some domestic Densi fluff where Deeks finds something unexpectedly and Kensi wages war on the vacuum cleaner
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2021 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Up in the Air reviews
Harry just really wants Hermione to have a go on his broom. Just one, tiny, little go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2021 - Published: 8/28/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Stars reviews
Spencer and Emily catch a quiet moment on a case
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2021 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
A Play on Words reviews
While settling into the US Ziva decides that she wants to improve her English. She manages to get involved in a scrabble club formed by other local immigrants including, but not limited to; a very particular Iraqi, a meddling Mexican, two Germans who just want to play the game and a passionate French man. What could go wrong?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,457 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2021 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Customs Troubles reviews
"Is that a knife?" "Normal people carry knives sometimes?" "Not through customs!" Inspired by GabrielleRPollack's Writing Prompt #26 where Ziva causes a little bit of trouble for her and Tony
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2021 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Journey To Normal reviews
Yet another "Ziva returns from Somalia and has figure out exactly who she is" Fic. Where does she fit into the grand scheme of things?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2021 - Published: 1/15/2021 - Ziva D. - Complete
Hopping Fun reviews
[Ziva's Holiday Confusion #3] Ziva completely understood Easter, much to Tony's disbelief. Well, she did until you threw a literal armful of bunnies into the equation... Set during Season 4.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 4/2/2021 - Abby S., Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Chocolate reviews
A bit of belated Easter silliness where Deeks celebrates the day after (obviously), Sam hates tiny plastic eggs and Callen questions discounted chocolate.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2021 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Getting Lucky reviews
[Ziva's Holiday Confusion #2] Set in Season 3 where now Tony drags in McGee in order to explain American customs to her. He's basically Irish, isn't he? A bit of St Patrick's Day ridiculousness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2021 - Published: 3/16/2021 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
One Day For Love reviews
[Ziva's Holiday Confusion #1] Set in Season 3 where Tony tries to explain why having a Valentine is important to a very sceptical Ziva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2021 - Published: 2/14/2021 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Not There To See Me Fall reviews
[Falling Series #5] They've admitted they've fallen in love but they've fallen apart. What are the werewolves doing? What's happening at Hogwarts? Will their whole world fall apart? When will they pick up the pieces?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 64 - Words: 80,088 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Green As A Toad reviews
In which Harry enjoys bringing a little of the past into the present and Ginny very much does NOT like it. Inspired by a tumblr post.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2021 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Sparkle reviews
"Are you sure we need this much glitter?" "It's New Year's Eve, we need MORE glitter." Where Garcia thinks introducing glitter to the BAU is a good idea Inspired by TFR's New Year's Bonus Writing Prompt #2
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2021 - Published: 1/1/2021 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Resolutions reviews
"It's time to leave behind the idiot I was a year ago." "I give it a week before you're back to your old ways." Deeks is trying to be earnest about this whole New Year's thing but the team have other ideas. Inspired by TFR's New Year's Bonus Writing Prompt #5
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2021 - Complete
Rule Eighteen reviews
A little missing scene that I think should have happened in "Twisted Sister" between Ziva and McGee.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2021 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Nate's Experiment reviews
Psyc evaluation time is coming up and Nate thinks that he can make things go a bit easier on them this time. And maybe, dare he say it? A little more fun? A little bit of nonsense that spiralled out of control
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2020 - Published: 10/17/2020 - G. Callen, Kensi B., Nate G., Nell J. - Complete
Deck the Hall reviews
[Ziva's Holiday Confusion #6] Set during Season 4. A bit of holiday fun where Tony tries to get Ziva to participate in all that Christmas has to offer. With a helping hand from Abby, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 12/9/2020 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Christmas Grump reviews
Emily *likes* Christmas, she really does! She loves the decorating. And the socially acceptable deluge of sugary treats that demanded to be eaten. She just can't stand all these cheerful people trying to force her into taking part in their 'Christmas Spirit'. She's pretty sure that's emotional manipulation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2020 - Published: 12/6/2020 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Prepping for Christmas reviews
How does the team spend the countdown to Christmas? Based off reddit user /u/ChronicallyOwlish's Itty Bitty Festivities - December 2019. Will expand chapters based on requests
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2020 - Published: 12/1/2020 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Understanding Thankfulness reviews
Where Tony is confused that Ziva is not confused. Part of my "Ziva's Holiday Confusion" Series. Set during Season 4
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2020 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Internet Woes reviews
Inspired by TheFakeRedhead's Thanksgiving Writing Prompt #2 "Are you okay?" "I just watched a video of a twerking turkey, so...no i don't think I am."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2020 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
The Outtakes: When Boys Play reviews
For all those missing scenes in "When Boys Play". Did someone actually catch them on video? How did Hetty know they had got into mischief?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Complete
Corrections reviews
Inspired by The Fake Redhead's Hallowe'en Writing Prompt #2 "Remember, you can't withhold candy from small children who don't accurately reproduce your favourite comic book characters in costume." "But how will they grow if no one ever tells them they're wrong?"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2020 - Eric B., Nell J. - Complete
Problems With A Head reviews
Inspired by The Fake Redhead's Hallowe'en Writing Prompt #1 "Sorry I'm late, I lost my head." "You mean that figuratively, right?" "Literally and figuratively."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2020 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
King of Hallowe'en reviews
[Ziva's Holiday Confusion #5] Set in Season 4. Ziva has been a part of the team for a year but she still doesn't understand Hallowe'en. Or Abby's enthusiasm for it. And what exactly is pumpkin carving?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 10/15/2020 - Abby S., Jimmy P., Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
In October reviews
It's October and it's Autumn, whatever that means in LA. What does our team get up to? A series of semi-related oneshots based off the Writer's Write Prompts for October 2015
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,240 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 10/1/2020 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Not Playing Nurse reviews
Deeks is sick. Kensi is looking after him. Deeks feels like everything would be made better if she wore a nice, little costume instead of trying to make him take medication.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Complete
Epiphyte reviews
"It doesn't require soil. You don't need to water it. It absorbs moisture from the air. It doesn't even need roots but they make it more stable." Inspired by what Hetty said to Callen in S2E15. How he found himself putting down roots.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2020 - Published: 8/28/2020 - G. Callen - Complete
Question of Wardrobe reviews
The Office of Special Projects changed Owen Granger. Not all at once, slowly but surely. And the tie was the first to go. Just a bit of silliness.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2020 - O. Granger - Complete
An Interesting Case reviews
A side story to my "When Boys Play" series. Pre series and pre show days. The memorable case Bates mentioned in Chapter 11 of "The Liaison". It involves balloons, a drug dealer and an old lady. Oh no, what has Deeks gotten himself into this time?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2020 - Published: 4/25/2019 - M. Deeks - Complete
Patriotism reviews
"Nothing says 'America' more than drinking a lot, eating even more, and making things explode." Better known as when the team celebrates the Fourth. Together. Inspired by TheFakeRedHead's Fourth of July Writing Prompt #4
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 7/4/2020 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Falling Into Place reviews
[Falling Side Story] Where Andromeda and Ted Tonks place a bet on what House they think their daughter will end up in. Which one will get it right? Set between chapters 23 and 29 of 'Like A Falling Star'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 3/26/2020 - N. Tonks, Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Barbecues and T-shirts reviews
"Why do I suddenly have the urge to wear an Old Navy t-shirt and eat barbecue in the back yard?" Inspired by TheFakeRedHead's Fourth of July Prompt #2.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Art of Shoe Throwing reviews
"On a scale from one to my mother, how good are you at martial arts?" Inspired by GabrielleRPollack's Writing Prompt #8 and written for the Quarantine Writing Challenge
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2020 - [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] - Complete
A Mess In Romania reviews
"Could you be any messier? This is a vigilante hideout, not a pig pen! Pick up after yourself!" Inspired by GabrielleRPollack's Writing Prompt #18 and written for the Quarantine Writing Challenge.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2020 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Hogwarts Snapshots reviews
A series of unrelated one shots of what goes on at Hogwarts. Based off reddit user /u/Atojiso's Pint-sized Prompts - March 2017. Will expand chapters based on requests
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Complete
Stumbling Romance reviews
[Falling Side Story] Set during the fifth book. It had been more than half a year since Remus and Sirius got some stories about Tonks' childhood. What better way to make up for it than for her to spill one of her more "successful" Valentine's dates that didn't even end in a kiss?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 2/13/2020 - Complete
Tripping Up reviews
[Falling Side Story] What Tonks and Remus get up to during Valentine's Day of 'Not There To See Me Fall'. They've fallen apart and neither of them are happy about it. Especially on Valentine's Day when all they can think of is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2020 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Wrong Time of Year reviews
Where Reid tries to persuade Garica that mistletoe really shouldn't be used as a decoration in February, Morgan and Prentiss briefly get concerned about possible illegal activities and somehow Spencer and Emily have their first kiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Complete
Secret Santa-ing reviews
An expansion of chapters 2 and 18 of 'The Meaning of Christmas'. Based off Atojiso's December 2017 2nd and 18th Writing Prompts: #Gifstery and #Reveal where Tony doesn't know why he wants to hide small gifts everywhere for his definitely not a Christian partner but does it anyway because it really frustrates her and that's funny. He just needs to avoid her catching him. Easy, right
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2020 - Published: 1/12/2020 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Traditions and Memories reviews
An expansion of chapter 12 of 'The Meaning of Christmas'. Based off Atojiso's December 2017 12th Writing Prompt: #One. A single candle burns in the night and Tony has something he wants to share.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2020 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Cookie Cutter Catastrophe reviews
Based off Atojiso's December 2017 6th Writing Prompt: #Cosy – Who cares if it's (nuclear) winter? We've got ourselves a nice little cosy catastrophe. An extension of Chapter 6 of 'The Meaning of Christmas' where Ziva and Tony really want cookies but, of course, nothing is ever simple with these two, is it?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2020 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Christmas Spirit reviews
It can be a little hard getting into the right mood for Christmas when you were in LA and busy trying to save the world and all that. Our favourite team manages to do it anyway. Just not always in the traditional way. Based off reddit user /u/Atojiso's Pint-sized Prompts - December 2016
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 11/30/2019 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Decorating Madness reviews
Inspired by /u/writersblockedbrcomessunblocked's Christmas Dialogue Prompts. Emily and Spencer have decided that it was high time that they decorated for Christmas. What on earth could go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 12/15/2019 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
The Meaning of Christmas reviews
Or, where Tony tries to show what winter and Christmas are all about to a sometimes bewildered Ziva. It's all about the traditions from the funny, to the strange, to the touching. Set during her second Christmas in America. Based off reddit user /u/Atojiso's Pint-sized Prompts - December 2017
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 11/30/2019 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Indignities of the Undead reviews
Silly little Halloween fic. All Emily wanted to know why Vampire mythology had a thing against Italians. It sort of spiralled from there. Because, of course it did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 10/31/2019 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Operation Callen Cheer reviews
aka The Great Lollipop Caper. Callen's not having the best of days. Though it would go an awful lot better if lollipops didn't keep appearing out of thin air! Bit of pointless fun.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 7/25/2019 - G. Callen - Complete
A Nasty Bruise reviews
Poor Reid is a bit embarrassed about an injury.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2019 - S. Reid - Complete
Ours reviews
[When Boys Play #5] A celebration over Deeks getting his award and related shenanigans. Eric and Nell get to use their confetti cannons.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2019 - Published: 4/19/2019 - M. Deeks - Complete
The Liaison reviews
[When Boys Play #4] Inspired by /u/altarp2408. What's Bates going to do about the relationship between Deeks and some of his more stubborn staff?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019 - M. Deeks - Complete
A Matter of Trust reviews
[When Boys Play #3] Hetty has decided that the whole team needs to take part in a 'trust exercise' with the LAPD. What could possibly go wrong?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 3/20/2019 - Complete
Torture My Night reviews
Another Post-Somalia one. Ziva has to stay over at Tony's apartment after a movie night gone on too long. Will Tony get to see the demons that haunt her? Can he help?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Facing their Partners reviews
[When Boys Play #2] They've faced Hetty, what happens when Deeks and Eric have to face Kensi and Nell?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2019 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Complete
Waking Up in a Forest reviews
Callen wakes in the middle of a forest with no memory of the past week. He has nothing but a briefcase. Inside, he finds a pistol, forged passports and a few pages of a child's diary. Oh, what has he gotten himself into now? AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #6
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 2/26/2019 - G. Callen - Complete
Moments Together reviews
"How do you spell love?" "You don't spell it, you feel it." - Piglet to Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh. An unordered series of mostly related one-shots on Emily and Spencer's relationship
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2019 - Published: 2/8/2019 - [S. Reid, E. Prentiss] - Complete
When Boys Play reviews
[When Boys Play #1] "What part of 'I don't want to get shot and thrown in jail' do you not understand?" AnIntrovertsPen Writing Prompt #12
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - G. Callen, S. Hanna, Eric B., M. Deeks - Complete
In the BAU reviews
"Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success." -Henry Ford. Based off /u/DeejayMil's April 2017 pint sized prompts on Reddit. A series of unrelated drabbles that I may or may not expand on what the BAU team gets up to. Each drabble is individually rated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
For a Chocolate Frog reviews
Inspired by a prompt by AnIntrovertsPen. What happens when Ron discovers an unwelcome message in his chocolate frog?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Complete
Don't Blow it Up reviews
Inspired by a Prompt. Callen and Sam come across a bomb when collecting evidence.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/16/2019 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Early Days reviews
Set Season 2/3. The team is just trying to get used to a one Martin Deeks. What happens when he gets bored?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2019 - M. Deeks - Complete
OSP Happenings reviews
Based off reddit user /u/Atojiso's Pint-sized Prompts - May 2017. Just a series of unrelated drabbles that I may or may not expand. Each drabble is individually rated.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
At work there is plenty of light to keep the darkness away but what happens at night? Post Somalia fic
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Ziva D. - Complete
Extreme Boredom reviews
[Falling Side Story] For everyone that has read CMBIF this is what happened to Hogwarts in the Marauders fourth year when Sirius got bored. To quote Remus, "It started will him giggling like a maniac and ended with all the first years being locked up in suits of armour" Oh no
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Catch Me Before I Fall reviews
[Falling Series #4] Tonks is falling over the umbrella stand, Remus is falling in love with Tonks, Tonks is falling in love with him. Will they realise it before it's too late? With some luck and Sirius they will!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Romance in Runes reviews
[Falling Side Story] Tonks has a bracelet with charms on it that Remus made for her. Each have a meaning for each impotant moment in their relationship and she can remeber each memory perfectly. My friend Mbali came up with the Title!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Need You reviews
Harry knows what he fought for but was it for what everyone else thought? It strengthened him and gave him hope for the future more than any thing else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I'm Sorry reviews
A missing moment between Fleur and Ginny. Set after HBP but before the start of DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
He knew what was going to happen reviews
This is what Severus Snape went through the night he died. My first fanfic and rated T just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
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