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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,783 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lack of Color by coldplaywhore reviews
He paints; she inspires. Together they are whole, until one day they are separated, breaking him of his soul. Five years later, she's not his. Can she be again? ExB AU AH M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,320 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12865 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 6,174 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 3,984 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EverClear Revamped by Chandler1200 reviews
After an explosive reunion in Atlanta, Bella and Edward find themselves in uncharted territory. On the road with EverClear, they must learn to cope with new found fame and an ever growing shadow that seems determined to block out their happiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,704 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
EverClear by Chandler1200 reviews
It's been almost 5 years since that terrible day in the woods. Bella and Edward have both struggled with the devestating aftermath of their last conversation. Both have found solice in music, only in ways neither could have imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,565 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hide In Plain Sight by FangMom reviews
Edward is an actor, hounded by paparazzi and fans. His financial advisor Jacob invites Edward to stay with him and his family in Houston. Can Edward hide in plain sight and will his relationship with Jacob's wife Bella tear a close-knit family apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,336 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ritual by araeo reviews
AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,793 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,363 - Follows: 4,866 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Songbird by SydneyAlice reviews
On the eve of a wedding, a chance encounter in a piano bar leads to a weekend of passion. When faced with the consequences, will Bella and Edward overcome their differences and focus on what's really important in life? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,656 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,213 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6171 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9458 - Favs: 7,782 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,646 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unraveled Knot by twistedcoincidence reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pattinson Project by Bettygale reviews
Edward Pattinson is the enigmatic leader of his up and coming band "The Pattinson Project". He meets Bella Swan while she interviews his band and subsequently fall in love while dealing with the pitfalls of both fame and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,628 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 8,807 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stolen HeART by Wordy reviews
Bella Swan was planning her latest heist in the art world. A sixty million dollar Picasso hung on the wall of one of the richest men in the world... He is the only person standing between her and a vast fortune.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,310 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 9,429 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,069 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,155 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Room reviews
Edward shows Bella his room for the first time. She knows what she wants, but will Edward give in? If he does, will Bella survive the encounter? **rated M for Lemon**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete