Hey, the name's Chloe but just call me Jeffery or Sgt, easier that way. I have a passion for wiring and, personally, I love yaoi and all anime. Can you believe people call me a pervert, I'm honestly appaul- Heh, who am I kidding! I'm a total perv! I'm, also, a rocker so... Yeah... That and I write in my free time, I will write oneshots for people I know so just ask. Now, since I got bored, here's some random stuff to fill up my profile:
16 Things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme, with a SuperSoaker in your hand.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
50 ways to annoy Fang from Maximum Ride!
1. Poke him between the wings then run away screaming, “I touched a Goth kid!”
2. Dye his hair pink while he’s sleeping. (I suggest you sleep with one eye open when he figures out it was you).
3. Tell him Iggy has a crush on him.
4. Keep telling him until he punches you. Then go tell Max what he did.
5. Fly over him and pretend to count all the hairs on his head.
6. Then tell him he has dandruff and needs a hair cut.
7. When he leans on a tree and becomes invisible, practise karate on said tree.
8. Ask him if he wants a sandwich then scream, “APRIL FOOLS!” and run away laughing.
9. Every time he says something shout “So’s your face!” afterwards. (That annoys everyone). =
10. Say the following sentances repeatedly in crowded areas:
11. “Where did you hide your razors this time, you stupid emo kid!”
12. (Infront of Max) “I seriously think we should use a condom next time.”
13. Ask Max infront of the whole Flock if she thinks Fang’s good in bed.
14. Stand in his way constantly. Even infront of the bathroom door.
15. Grab a random emo guy around the waist, point out Fang and say:
16. “Hey! This is Fang! You wanna go out with him? He’s lonley.” –tear-
17. If you’re ever in a room alone with him, start singing an MCR song and ask him if he likes the band.
18. Continue singing. Never let him answer.
19. Tell him you want to name your cat after him. Fang the Cat.
20. Ask him if he’d name his kid “Tooth”
21. Tell him you think it’s a bad idea.
22. Suggest the names Tally, Isabella and Unikwaa.
23. Tell him you want to have his children. Isabella, Tally and Unikwaa.
24. Hide all his clothes and leave him a wedding dress to wear instead.
25. Make him admit he’s gay. Record “him’ saying it then play it to Max.
26. Tell Max you saw him stealing her eyeliner.
27. Tell him Nudge thinks he’s sexy.
28. Tell him Max is a lesbian.
29. Ask him if he feels bad eating eggs. You know since he’s part bird.
30. Tell him the 2 bird of him is a chicken.
31. Then follow him round making chicken noises.
40. Hug him and say “I can squeeze you tighter than your jeans!”
41. While he’s sleeping draw tomorrows date on the back of his neck.
42. In permantent Sharpie.
43. Tell him Max is out with Sam.
44. Follow him round singing the emo song.
45. Tell Fang that Max need to talk to him and look really serious.
46. Put ketchup on your wrists and run into his room saying, “I’m just like you now!”
47. Ask Fang if he misses Lissa.
48. Infront of Max.
49. Handcuff him to Nudge and make her talk about everything she sees.
50. Follow him round singing Christmas carols, regardless of the time of year.
30 ways to annoy Iggy from Maximum Ride!
1. Lead him into the ladies bathroom and tell him it’s the men’s.
2. Pretend to be deaf whenever he talks to you.
3. Give him girls clothes to wear and tell him they’re for boys.
4. Then take pictures of him in the clothes and post them to Fang’s blog.
5. Start screaming whenever he starts a sentence.
6. Tell him you found Narnia in his closet.
7. Then push him at it.
8. When he hits the wall, tell him Aslan wouldn’t let him in because he doesn’t like birds.
9. Sing “Banana Phone” constantly, so quiet only he can hear it.
10. Watch him go insane.
11. Pay Gazzy to imitate his voice saying things like:
12. “OMG! SQUEE! EDWARD CULLEN!”
13. “Girl, that outfit is fi-ine!”
14. “Does, like, this windbreaker make me look fat?”
15. Run away screaming.
16. Keep asking, “OMG. Did you see that?” over and over again.
17. Whenever he tries to sit down, pull the chair away.
18. State that even though he can’t see, he was still looking.
19. Kiss him and blame it on Fang.
20. Accuse him of staring at Fang’s butt.
21. Constantly jump out at him and yell, “BOO!”
22. Start speaking in only sign language.
23. When you’re alone with him, scream, “ERASERS!” at random times.
24. Trip him up constantly.
25. Make Angel mind-control him into dying his wings hot pink.
26. Run like hell when he comes back to his senses.
27. Rearrange all the furniture so he walks into everything.
28. Lock him in a closet with a caffeinated Nudge.
29. Tell him Total has a crush on him.
30. Say, “God, Iggy! What are you blind?” After everything he says.
33 ways to annoy Hidan!
1. Take away his sycth and replace it with a stick that was painted red and has three branches pointing out.
2. When you take his sycth make sure you put it somewhere safe...In a church. (LMAO) And while your at it, why not get a knife and carve some crosses into it.
3. Watch him scream in pain and agony because his sycth is completely ruined with the crosses.
4. Convince Zetsu to eat Hidan because he is an everlasting flavor of food since hes immortal.
5. Chain Hidan up, and watch Zetsu rip him limb from limb, then say "HIDAN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SO MEAN! NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! KARMA BIT YOU IN THE ASS!" Then laugh and eat some popcorn, while he shouts profanity at you, while hes getting ripped limb from limb.
6. Chop off his head, put it on a Christmas tree and use him as a star.
7. Since you now have a cussing, biting, screaming star, why don't you go ahead and put his body in a dumpster. He won't be needing it anyway.
8. After that, laugh at him because he looks like hes about to cry, because your making his life a living hell and he can't stand it, but you find it hilarious.
9. Spike his hair so he looks more like a star. Then paint him yellow.
10. When he gets his body back he will want to kill you. Run away and find a computer where it is safe. Then print some yaoi pictures of him and Kakuzu together. When he finds you threaten him with blackmail.
11. When he says he forgives you give him a hug and say you won't do it again.
12... Post the pictures ALL over the base. And all over the villages. Just post them EVERYWHERE. Any place you can get your hands on. Even if it means putting it on toilet seats and in showers.
13. Tell all the Akatsuki members Hidan is gay and is out to get every guy in town.
14. Put a bikini on his body while he sleeps and set him in the highway. Passing people will most likely take pictures and a guy might just kidnap him.
15. When he wakes up in the highway, and looks around tell him he got really drunk. Then show him the pictures on the internet and on the news about a gay guy who got drunk and passed out on the highway causing a major crash.
16. Laugh in his face because girls think hes gay now, and the guys are hitting on him.
17. Replace his rosery with an upside down cross instead.
18. Replace all of his cloaks with pink dresses.
19. Send a letter to Kakuzu saying it's from Hidan saying how much he loves Kakuzu and can't get enough of his looks and his touch.
20. Laugh your ass off when Kakuzu confronts Hidan about the letter and listen to Kakuzu say hes not gay.
21. Laugh again because Hidan is pissed.
22. Dye his hair pink.
23. Laugh when he gets pissed off about his hair.
24. Shave his whole head since he obviously doesnt like your own work.
25. Point and laugh at his head.
26. Make him play the "Saw" games.
27. Laugh because he has to go through SO much and he lives through it all.
28. After that lock him in a room with flesh eating zombies...MAKE HIM GO THROUGH HELL.
29. After he plays the "Saw" games and you have locked him in a room full of zombies fix him a nice dinner...Which means, all the food is torn human body parts and the drink is blood from a pig.
30. When he yells why you did this say you locked him in a room full of zombies and you thought he would be part zombie so you thought that this would be a perfect meal.
31. Pretend to cry then laugh when he feels bad and eats the whole thing.
32. Keep laughing in his face.
33. Repeat all of this, and Hidan will surely want to die. Unfortunately he can't. So fun for you and hell for him.
I'm not random I'm just... OMFGWTFHBBQ A FISH!
Me: Do we like waffles?
Beth: Yeah we like waffles!
Me: Do we like pancakes?
Beth: Yeah we like pancakes!
Me: Do we like French toast?
Beth: Yeah we like French toast!
Both: Doo doo doo, can't wait to get a mouth... Full... (Think of that line in yaoi terms and you'll get it)