RobstenLoverr
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm working on my stories and I think i'm doing good. They will all be about Twilight. Lots of my stories will have piercings and tattoos because I love them. I'm 13. I LOVE reading obviously.

I think Robsert Pattinson Is a SEX GOD. I love Kristen Stewart for her BADASS personality and Good Looks. I belive in Robsten wich is Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart being together (They are) and I think Taylor Launtner is Hot but He has A HUGE nose. It's creepy. LOL.

Piercings I like :)

Viperbite: Double piercing in the bottom lip, with some space between them. Can be off to the side of the lip or on either side of the middle

Tongue ring:Barbell Pierced usally through the center of the tongue

Industrial: Barbell piercing through the cartilage of the upper ear at 2 points

Helix: Piercing on the outside shell of the upper ear

Anti-Helix: Piercing of the cartilage on the inside shell of the ear

Monroe: Piercing on one side, above the upper lip (Like Marilyn Monroe's beauty mark)

Snakebites: Piercing on either side of the lip, Can be either rings or studs ( I want studs)

Belly-Button Ring: Piercing through your Belly-Button

I love sk8er dudes. I love there Sk8er hair. There Sexy!!

Facts:

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

Most lipstick is partailly made of fish scales.

Ant's never sleep.

No word in the English Dictionary rhymes with the word "Month".

Every year, Kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on gum.

A Goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.

Buttermilk doesn't contain any butter.

Children are more allergic to cockroaches than cats.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

Your fingernails grow 4 times faster than your toenails.

There weren't any pony's in the pony express, only horses.

Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet injuries in the U.S.

From the age of 30, Humans start to shrink in size.

George Washington grew Weed in his garden.

In New York City, apprximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.

Baby's spend more time dreaming than adults do.

King Gong was Hitler's favorite movie.

Yeah that was random :) But so am I.

I'm team Edward. I don't think Bryce Dallas Howard should EVER play Victoria! Rachelle Lefevre will always be the BEST Victoria!

I'm a speed reader, I finished all the Twilight Books in 2 1/2 Days. All the rest of my books have over 300 pages and I finish usally in 2 or 3 days. I am a BookWorm but I am still cool. I am NOT a Nerd and I have lots of friends at school.

I don't like talking about my feeling's or passion's. I am easily embarrassed. I do blush but only rarely. I think that Friends shouldn't boss you around. I am not a hoe and I don't like them :) My first kiss was in 6th grade with a real loser in my opinion. I'm in 7th grade. I like Funny guys. I get along with boy's better than girls. I HATE Tank tops. I'm more of a Tom Boy than a Girly Girl. I love Candy.

I want to be a photographer. I hate being in picture's though. My best friend is Kyla. I love crazy people that are fun, nice, and that don't talk about other people. I have a Annoying older brother that beat up :) I have to cook alot. I get annoyed easily.

I hate people who pick there booger's. I hate little kids who pick there booger's while staring at you. I hate people who eat there booger's. I hate people who try to wipe there booger's on stuff. I HATE BOOGERS!!

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

pick the month you were born in-

1.(jan)~i killed

2. (feb)~i needed

3.(mar)~i ran naked with

4.(apr)~i jumped

5.(may)~i had sex with

6.(june)~i shot

7.(july)~i banged

8.(aug)~i luved

9.(sept)~i ran shirtless with

10.(oct)~i robbed

11.(nov)~i slapped

12.(dec)~i stabbed

-pick the day you were born on-

01.~two bi chicks

02.~a homeless guy

03.~ jacob black

04.~a mop

05.~Barney the dinosaur

06.~ edward cullen

07.~a stripper

08.~my luver

09.~my ex boy/girl friend

10.~bella swan

11. ~ a movie star

12.~the school slut

13.~a hooker

14.~a drunk

15.~a crack head

16.~a hottie

17.~a cat

18.~a teletubby

19.~a homo

20.~paris hilton

21.~ mike newton

23.~elmo

24.~a rockstar

25.~your toothbrush

26.~a glass of milk

27.~the kool-aid man

28.~a french fry

29.~a lesbo

30.~a evil boy aka emo!

31.~jerry the snow man

-pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

white~because that hoe stole my taco

black~because im the sexiest beeoch alive

pink~because emmett told me to!

red~because i bringing sexy back yepp!

brown~ because bella is my freind

polka dots~my azz is perfecto!

purple~cuz im gangsta my home skillett biscut lol!

gray~because im kool like dat

other~because i have double d's

green~im a freak'n tree hugger thats why!

orange~because i look like lindsy lohan

maroon~because im a preppy

turquoise~because i love water yeah baby!

blue~because edward dazzles me!

tye dye~because im a fucking suba diver you got a problem with that didnt think so!

none~cuz i have a killer six pack

yellow~because i want chips!!

-put it all together and laugh your head off!-

I got - I ran naked with your toothbrush because emmet told me to!

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14510 - Favs: 11,808 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bullets and Black Roses by SabrinaRoberts reviews
Edward and Bella are both living lives they don't desire but their worlds are different.Edward's darkness and Bella's secrets collide when one careless step brings them together and Bella's fate rests in Edward's bloody hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,033 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6793 - Favs: 9,660 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Songbird by SydneyAlice reviews
On the eve of a wedding, a chance encounter in a piano bar leads to a weekend of passion. When faced with the consequences, will Bella and Edward overcome their differences and focus on what's really important in life? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,656 - Reviews: 6296 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5691 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy on the Bus by afmtoo reviews
The morning from hell is about to get an awful lot better for Bella. AH one-shot written for SunnySnark in honour of her WRBG. Rated M for lang and lemons, olives and tomatoes. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Budding by bubblegum14u reviews
Sam and Grace are finally together, both as humans. But now there is a new problem to deal with and her name is Shelby. Shelby wants to be in charge and even though Sam will not be turning into a wolf anymore he still is a threat. Rated T for romance.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Grace, Sam
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Healing Perfection by squarepancake reviews
No longer being written.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,979 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 8,692 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4376 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Tattoos and Piercings reviews
Bella Swan is no ordinary girl. She has peircings and tattoos and shes shy. She just moved to forks and is bound to meet her soul mate Edward Cullen. They are alike in so many ways that they dont know yet. Tattward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The New Bella Cullen reviews
Bella faces a twisted fate. After being a vampire with only mild trouble a new and very complicated thing happens to Bella and she is now trying to conrol it with her family and Edward at her side.Please tell me what you think cause its my first story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward