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Joined 01-04-10, id: 2204556, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 11 stories for White Collar, Sherlock, and Being Human.

About Me (if anyone actually cares): I am an engineer in the aviation industry. I don't often have enough time to write, but when I do it's for catharsis. I'm also usually drunk. So for the most part I avoid lengthy and plot-filled fics and tend more towards literary snap-shots. Despite my focus on math and science at university, I do have an extensive background in music and a more than passing acquaintance with language and art. So no, I'm not just making shit up. ;) While I do write some slash, that's not all I write (even though many people see pre-slash in my gen fics. I really just see that as characters being comfortable with each other).

I write mostly for myself now since my writing has become forced when I write to satisfy other people. That being said, I also write to improve. So if there's something you see in my stories that can be improved (especially with pacing since I have some trouble with that), PLEASE let me know. You get better by writing more, I know, but constructive criticism is incredibly helpful.

And yes, I generally hate when people copy and paste into their profiles, but this is something very near to my heart. In the US, we try to operate under the assumption that all men and women are created equal, yet there is still legally enforced discrimination and abridgment of the rights of homo/bi/trans/anything-I-missed-sexuals. Though I realize that biting criticisms of the arguments against gay marriage won't change anything in the end, hopefully it can cause at least one person to rethink their stance and to realize that people, regardless of how they were born, are still people and deserve to be treated with the same respect and dignity as everyone else. Regardless, it makes me feel better. I shall now step off my soap box.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Alien Us by Philippe de la Matraque reviews
For Reed and Hoshi, this is their Roswell, and they are the aliens. Rating for character violence and torture.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 170,276 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/13/2004 - M. Reed, H. Sato
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What If: Wolverine and Iron Man by sagas.pen reviews
What if Logan and Tony Stark hooked up? Series of fics based on a pairing most people wouldn't even think of. Warning: slash ahoy!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009
To Be Equal by Twin Kats reviews
Loki fell, and to everyone on Asgard, seemed lost. On Midgard, 1996, a certain God of Mischief finds himself trapped with his own demons, and curious to spite himself. Who was this boy that tasted lightly of frost? Loki needed to know. / HPThor cross
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Loki
When We Sleep by PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blood in the Ink in the Headlines by Rat-chan reviews
Perry gets a disturbing call about Harry -- from the LA County Morgue. It has all got to be a mistake, hasn't it? The rating is for language, violence, and slash content - Perry/Harry. *Complete* reviews contain spoilers
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,692 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Clever men by Daria234 reviews
Neal and Peter are too clever for their own good. They keep almost kissing, almost being honest, etc. But then they don't. Neal/Peter pre-slash, don't read if you don't like. Not OT3. UPDATED
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Natural Fit by Regency reviews
Peter might not wear a fedora with style or instinctively know Dolce & Gabbana from Hugo Boss, but he knew human nature. He could con human nature. Peter/Other UST, implied Peter/Elizabeth, implied Peter/Neal UST.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Peter B. - Complete
Changing Teams by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Mozzie's perceptive observations cause Neal to rethink the nature of his partnership with Peter. Peter/Neal friendship, pre-slash and a bit of slash. Reference to mild and consensual corporal discipline.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
A NotSoFairytale by Original-Elfkin reviews
Neal's drunk off his ass, maybe dangerously so. And all he wants is for Peter to stop interfering with his textbook fairytale. Pre-slash Peter/Neal
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6213 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
When It Becomes Hard To Do by No more darkness reviews
Shawn suddenly finds himself with real psychic powers, but they're not all that they're cracked up to be. And when he finds that he can't deal with his work anymore will he be able to come back long enough to save a small girl. No shippings. COMPLETE!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,793 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
The Assistant by dietcokechic reviews
Chapter 10 Kira discovers that explaining mysterious injuries isn't quite as easy as Jack and Daniel made it look.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
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Marks reviews
They only ever do this on days with a full moon. George/Mitchell
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
Like Pi reviews
After almost losing John, Sherlock attempts to come to grips with mortality and the human spirit the only way he knows how: through logic and science. Non-slash. Edited for Britpicking
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Devil's Trill reviews
John gets annoyed that all Sherlock ever plays on the Strad is random screeching. Sherlock shows that he actually CAN play the violin, and play it very well. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Small Obsession reviews
A sort of "what if" response to a prompt about how hyper-intelligent people sometimes have mental or emotional troubles. And Neal is most certainly hyper-intelligent.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
You're Safe Here reviews
Pre-series. Neal comes to Peter offering information after having been beaten by an art-thief-cum-thug. Peter gives Neal temporary shelter because really, how could he turn him away? Friendship fic. Not slash.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Kid reviews
Peter tries to lecture Neal after a job gone wrong. Neal keeps falling asleep on his shoulder much to his chagrin and Elizabeth's amusement. Friendship fic. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Cheating on a Memory reviews
Elizabeth is killed in a car crash, leaving Neal to pick up the pieces. This does involve Peter/Neal slash, so don't read if that bothers you.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Cake is Divine reviews
Peter and Neal decide to use the bakery Neal bought. Much light hearted banter ensues, as well as a bit of Peter/Neal. "Um, Peter?" Yes, Neal?" "I think your pie is bleeding."
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Chiaroscuro reviews
Peter reflects on the contrast of light and dark in Neal's character.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
In Vino Veritas reviews
Basically, Neal gets drunk and seduces Peter. slash Peter/Neal
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Pepper Spray is Not an Acceptable Weapon reviews
Neal puts himself in danger which Peter thinks is unnecessary. Peter is angry. Neal is snarky.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete