Hacrua
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Joined 01-05-10, id: 2205087, Profile Updated: 09-20-10
Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Naruto.

NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the only computer in my house that has internet is my fathers, and he grounded me from it. I'm on here illegaly posting this notice (You tattle you DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! jk jk jk!) to let you know that all my stories are being deleted (to save myself from red booton) and i will be working on them, and posting them latter on (once they are completed) when i have internet on my computer. SRRY LOYAL MINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SRRY!!!!!!!!! *sad face*

OK!! i have NEVER done this before, soo... YEAH!

let's see... likes and dislikes

i like reading and i write some; music and watching videos; pretty much ANYTHING from japan and lastly my friends and family who make life bearable

i dislike snobs, preps, or anyone who attempts to tell me right from wrong when they are just as wrong as me; anyone who belittles my friends (those who do DIE) or family (are tortured till death); steryotypes (see below) and basically stuff that is dull and boring, or predictable (YAY RANDOMENESS!!)

then theirs the random stuff, ENJOY!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted (nope, just addicted >3>3>3>3)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (THAT”S BULLL!!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (damn steryotypes)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (noext person to say so will DIE!! Jk, jk, jk, I don’t wanna see the lady who says I’m crazy, AGAIN!)

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

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If you have ever run into a wall copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and vise versa, copy this into your profile

Some stuff...

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you've stubbed your toe more then 6 times today copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.

Panic, fear, chaos...My work here is complete.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

i'm the kinda person who screams at inanimate objects, if you do this as well, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know what inanimate means, then find a dictionary, and hit yourself in the head with it repeatedly till you know what inanimate means.

They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.

A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"

Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"

Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy


If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name, 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have tripped over a solid, flat surface for no apparent reason

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs

I have started laughing for no reason

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder

I have laughed at someone who insulted me

I would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Vampire Apple, Akatsuki Reverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, RANDOMNATIONS,Deiyasha, TheCupcakeMonster, Hacrua

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

FUCK YOU!! i'm irish, if your irish, and tired of the 'kiss me i'm irish' or the whole anger issues cuz your irish or the drinking problems cuz you irish, then copy and past this to your profile.

If you do NOT know how to copy and paste, then why do have a computer?

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =3

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or anything of the sort religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o.\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

(THE FOLLOWING SAYING CAN BE USED FOR EITHER GENDER, it's just a friend told me this stuff, and i wrote it as she was saying it, so yeah)

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry.

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends.

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

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Sephiroth Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry remembers his life as Sephiroth. It should make things easier for him, right? But the slightest change can make things so much worse. New and old allies surface, as do current and ancient enemies. But, are the enemies of my enemies my friends? Or are they still enemies? Rated for language, blood, violence, teen awkwardness and anything else that might be in here.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,951 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Sephiroth
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
The Art of Healing by Shuriyaki-San reviews
Naruto is stripped of almost all he loves, and he can't take much more...can one red-haired vixen heal him of his wounds? High school fic, Naruto X Female-Kyuubi. Kyuubi is an actual girl in this. Lemons in later chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,822 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Xeno Survivor by Snowfire1996 reviews
An unusual connection between a xenomorph and its host. This story is unlike other alien stories. Trust me, I know. I've checked. So read this if you're on the alien's team. Just added chapter 8. On HAITUS (Sorry)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Boarding School by coly456 reviews
Kagome Higurashi is new at Shikon High Boarding School here she meets new freinds is faced with some problems and... Falls in love?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,763 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
A Devilish New Beginning by Drail012 reviews
Challenge by Challenger. When Madara and Obito attempt to summon the Juubi, things go horribly wrong. 10,000 years later, Naruto Sparda and his partner Yuna are asked by Mikogami to protect Yokai Academy. This party's just gettin crazy! NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,272 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Naruto U., Moka A.
A Fox in Fields of Snow by Dead at heart reviews
And so I got stuck on a stupid ass bus to a stupid ass school. I'm not giving up cigarettes and I'm not gonna wear their uniform. But there is a certain purple haired girl that's got my eye. I just hope she likes blonde hair and whisker marks.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,720 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,888 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Desperate Measures by OhSoDeadly reviews
The war has been over for nearly a year, but the Covenant are still a threat, humanity and the Sangheili find themselves beleaguered to keep the peace, and dangerous secrets infest everything they do. In order to stand a chance of turning the tide, a prototype squad comprised of the best soldiers both races have to offer is put into action.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,349 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - T. Hood, Rtas 'Vadumee
The Parallel: Two Corpses by Kireteiru reviews
AU. Really, REALLY AU. "We exist together now; two corpses... in one grave." If you were taken from your home and made into a monster, would you break... or would you fight? MCxC, rated M for reasons. Complete! Revision Complete!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,782 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, Cortana, Fred-104 - Complete
The Hive by K.S.T.M reviews
DISCONTINUED- Please go to the rewrite The Hive: A Beginning to The Colony.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,059 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Guardian by IluthraDanar reviews
When one human finds herself alone, sole survivor of an Alien massacre, she must make use of a wary alliance with one of the enemy, or die. Rated T but may go to M later for interspecies relationship.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph, Human - Complete
Family Comes First! by Youikina reviews
Cloud has found out that his twin brother had a child. Learning of the abuse he makes a deal with Rudus who sent Tseng to protect the child until Cloud and the others arrived will change POVs a few times
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinigami by Chrisdz reviews
While in the Forest of Death Orochimaru seals away the Kyuubi. This however will lead a new power awakening within the Kyuubi container. NarutoxBleach crossover NaruxHarem. Not good at summaries so please read and see. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U.
The Lightning Alchemist Chronicles: How It Began by BlackNinjagirl reviews
*My version of FMA, with a few extra chars* Ed meets a light brown-haired girl known as the Lightning Alchemist, who's been an alchemist for a year already. They travel together...and end up falling for each other. Ed/OC R&R please! Chap. 6 up finally!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Kage no Oni by PhantomWraith reviews
They feared him for something he couldn't control. Then SHE appeared. She saved him. She helped him. Now, he will give the humans something true to fear. The hive shall once again resurface. The rise of the Demon of Shadows and his hive is at hand.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,551 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Resurrection of the Uzumaki Clan by Angles of Death reviews
"Congratulations, Naruto. You are now a Genin of Konoha." Iruka said, smiling. "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to kill you now." First Person, AU Universe. Mature for tons of lemons, Naruto/harem, fem!Kyuubi, and all-out epicness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Yautja:The Human Predator by farsight653 reviews
naruto is rescued at an early age by the yautja clan of the predators what new challenges will he bring back with him
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,653 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U.
The purpose of a shinobi by Haan reviews
Same old, Naruto ends up at youkai high. Things haven't been going his way in Konoha, could perhaps a change of scenery change his luck? Having to hide his nature and endure the pressure of a seductive servant, he will need all the luck he can get...
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Genocidal Genesis by PhantomWraith reviews
A remake of my Kage No Oni story. The original wasn't flowing like I wanted it to in the 16th chapter and it's difficult getting it to do such. I'll still be writing KNO, but it will be a little while until I update it. Thank you and enjoy the story.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/4/2011
Fox Fire and Artic Winds by AlphawolfOmega reviews
Uzumaki Shiro was alone. one day after a particularly harsh beating she finally mets Kyuubi and is met with a proposition of sorts. what does she do? femnaru, eventual Kyu/naru, definate ooc and strong naru I own NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Love in the darkest of times by Ichirukiforever123 reviews
This is a halo reach Katx6 story, changed the storyline and a bit of OC here and there, but other than that pretty good. Rated M for later chapters. SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE SPOILERS Kat And 6 survive in my story
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/9/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Servant of the goddess by Black Phoenix 7777 reviews
At age of five Naruto gets almost killed and thrown to a cave where he meets an ancient being that changes him. Better than it sounds. Ridiculously Strong Naruto. Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,568 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Jenova, Naruto U.
Halo The Secret Wars by Demonwithasoul reviews
When the Master Chief and the Arbiter are transported to an unknown place, the war takes a whole new meaning when the fate on entire realities lies at their hands. Crossover Halo/Stargate/Star Wars and many more. R & R
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,401 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2005
Naruto: Aliens Vs Ninja by wei2vile reviews
FemNaruto has found an egg in an underground tunnel underneath Konoha. She had let it hatch and grow, now she found something that would bring creatures to the elemental nation. surely this won't turn out bad... right?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Strong Coffee by Onyx-Wildcat reviews
Riddick is pulled into an alternate universe, has some good coffee and finds out more about himself then he ever wanted. This is a story of deception, romance, mystery, horror, suspense, drama, comedy, and ScFi. Adult Content. Chap 44 is now up!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,266 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/24/2007
Betrothed by Kodukadvakch reviews
The sacred ring was destroyed, yet the war rages on. Blood stains the dirt of every planet, but neither species is winning. Every option has been used, and both races are crumbling because of it. Only one thing can save them now. A betrothal. Arbiter/OC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Arbiter
Kyle 091 by general MB reviews
Kyle Stevens, just your average 17 year old kid living the average life of any Halo fan. Well what happens when he somehow ends up in the halo universe? How will he react in a world where the game is real? How will he survive the massive Human-Covenant war? And can he change the course of Halo history for the better with the stuff he knows, or will his intervention wreak havok?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 114,314 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - [Kelly-087, OC] Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey - Complete
Seeing is Deceiving by Maiden of the Moon reviews
(Blood and Chocolate sequel) It's the most wonderful time of the year- or is it? Xmas isn't the only thing lurking around the corner, as Inu and his mate, Kag, will learn. Their new foe has many gifts for them, all wrapped in silver bows. Happy Holdidays.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,329 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
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Naruto: The Lifestream Sage V2 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a very special child unable to mold chakra and housing four very powerful beings within him. The Kyuubi No Kitsune, Sephiroth, Vincent, and Cloud. Watch as Naruto rises through the ninja ranks as a spell casting, sword toting, gun wielding bad ass with the help of his team and even his soon to be mates. Redo of 'Naruto: The Lifestream Sage'. Do enjoy and plz review.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013
Naruto: The Lifestream Sage reviews
Naruto weilds the weapons of Cloud, Sephiroth, and company. he can also summon the physical bodies of them from the lifestream. just an idea in me head. read if you wanna.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U.