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Author has written 1 story for Legend of Korra.

Hello.

Name: Shannon

Age: 16

Interests: Reading, writing, drawing, singing, playing guitar and blogging. As you can see I'm very dull.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Naruto, Mortal Instruments series, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hunger Games, Merlin, Supernatural, Avatar; The last Airbender, The Legend of Korra and many other things I cannot think to list at the moment.

You can find me on my tumblr: ilikechocolatemilktoo.tumblr.com


Stories in progress:

Title: Sasuke Uchiha and the Gods (Title not set in stone and will most likely change before I post the story)

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing: None

Genre: Adventure, Mystery

Summary:

Young Sasuke is mysteriously transported into 'The Realm of the gods'. Non Massacre, Partial AU

Status: Early Stages of Planning.


Title: Icy Beginnings

Fandom: Legend of Korra

Pairing: Noatak/Korra and Amon/Korra

Genre: Fantasy/Mystery/Adventure/Romance

Summary:

Korra, in a moment of desperation, is sent by unknown forces into an alternate universe. It's up to her to establish a connection with the spirit world and save both this world and the next.

Status: Rough draft in progress. Estimated to be app. 50,000 words.

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Waiting for Salvation by Likhoradka reviews
Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,998 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/26/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Vampire? No Thanks by youwerebeautiful reviews
What if you were in the Twilight Saga? For Nyala,it's nothing like Bella's story. Games of Tag with wolves, clubbbing all night with the Cullens, street racing in quiet Forks, and... wait? Getting engaged on your 18th birthday? What the hell?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 207,992 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Whispers on the Wizardnet by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if the Wizardnet had already been developed on that fateful Halloween night? Completely AU, partly OOC, probably eventually magically handicapped or sick Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P.
Just Let it Happen by La. Bel. LM reviews
For once in her life, Hermione Granger is faced with a problem that she does not know how to solve... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,999 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cave II: Shadows of the City by masksarehot reviews
Sequel to "The Cave". It has been four years since Amon and Korra allied to take down Tarrlok. Over the past year, they have built a secret relationship on a shaky foundation of sacrifice and denial. When threats emerge from the shadows of Republic City and everything begins to fall apart, they will be forced to decide: how much are they willing to sacrifice for the sake of love?
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7013 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
The Breakup Game by Drakulya reviews
Within the space of half an hour Draco manages to tear Hermione's love life apart. Naturally, Hermione isn't pleased - but worst of all, they're forced to band together in order to make things right again. Life, as they say, sucks. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wrong Perception by theonesakura reviews
"This is going to be perfect for you. The scent of it is going to mesmerise you. You're going to be coming back begging for more. I guarantee you," She said with a sly grin. Non-massacre. NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Potions Master's Storeroom by dressagegrrrl reviews
An act of good will changes the relationship between the Charms mistress and the stodgy Potions master. Hermione regrets never becoming a decent Occlumens. Severus is pleased she isn't. Fluffy and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
When Past Meets Future by firevixen73 reviews
Itachi was Sakura's personal bully as kids, luckily he forgot about her when she left to train with Tsunade. Now adults their paths are about to cross once again. She's ready for revenge & he wants a distraction from a forceful ninja clan pushing marriage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,644 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Time by Sekai reviews
It's Hermione's seventh year, and she's keeping secrets. From Harry, from Ron, from everyone. And as if that wasn't enough, and accident with a time turner leaves her stranded 20 years in the past ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,907 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G.
The Cullens spend a week on Isle Esme by Ilovemywolf reviews
The Cullen's go on hoilday for the first time all togeher...what could go wrong? Well,Alice gets Nessie drunk, Edward steals lipstick from Bella, Jacob says no to sex and Emmett gets Rosalie all wet...Nothing could go wrong...Will for sure make you laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Living With The Cullens by youwerebeautiful reviews
Neela was involuntarily turned into a vampire and never wanted this life. When Alice Cullen finds her and takes her into the Cullen family Neela learns to love her new life. That is, until the Volturi decide they want her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009
Ring Ring! by RazzleDazzleBaby reviews
Phone calls that go on between Twilight characters! Fun to do role play with. Rated T for Language. Joint Story By me and Magik'n'Chaos.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,657 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009
Rachel Annoys The Hell Out Of Jacob Black by i.eat.sugar.for.breakfast reviews
Rachel: I'm bored, what shall I do today? Jacob: I don't like the sound of this. Rachel: I shall annoy Jacob! The next day Rachel: I shall annoy Jacob again today! Jacob: *groan* Rated T for teen. That sounded like a video game, lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,211 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Jacob
FML, This is awkward by Joker In The Pack reviews
Hi! I'm Fable, and this is my FML story! Warning: Short, although some are hilariously funny...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009
Fun at walmart! by Alice Cullen444 reviews
So what do the Cullen's do in their spare time? Sit around doing completely nothing? No, no, no! They go over to walmart with a list called "65 ways to get thrown out of walmart" And who made it? Alice of course! Full summary inside xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Twilight Parody by paramorerocksmyworldandsodoesv reviews
A pardoy of Twilight...duh! I'm sure there are thousands, but this one is original.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
Emmett,there he goes again by f0revermagda reviews
While the Cullens go on a 5 day hunting trip,Emmett and Alice stay back to babysit Bella which includes trouble like skipping with the Volturi, prank calling, knick knacking, pranks and lots more. Old fanfic, don't mind spelling mistakes. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Patient 0917401 by smallwoodlandplant reviews
:ItaSaku AU Drabble Series: "I'll be her counselor for her whole 31-day stay." In which Sakura winds up with Itachi Uchiha being her 'counselor' for her stay at the hospital. Things are bound to get weird.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens by Joker In The Pack reviews
The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens. Warning: Not responsible for damaging of mental health, extreme use of Dora The Explorer, Drugs, Mike Newton and Bubbles. -But not in that order- Co-written with Flurffee. Heh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010
Nightlight: A Twilight Parody by OMGLOOKBEHINDYOU reviews
Stella Goose isn't happy when she moves to Sporks, Washington to live with her grandfather. She makes new friends, but all is not well. The creepy, unpopular Edworm Sullen begins stalking her, and she learns his humiliating secret. And he learns hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wizard King by JFox101 reviews
When Lily and James are killed by Voldy in Africa, Rafiki is informed by the Spirits of a child whose destiny lies with Mufasa's Pride. Harry is adopted by Mufasa and Sarabi, who have lost Simba,as their son.AU, lion animagus Harry. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN FIXE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P., Mufasa - Complete
Never, Ever, Make an Empath Mad by Jaspers-Darlin-Girl reviews
Jasper wants to write a song for Alices b'day, but when Emmett finds out that Jasper is songwriting, he, Edward and Rosalie tease him about being gay. Way.Too.Much. Now they have to learn a lesson. Never, Ever, make an Empath Mad...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Jasper
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Twilight Can't Exist! by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
SEQUEL TO TWILIGHT DOESN'T EXIST! Bella has turned up, but Edward assures Emily that it's HER he loves. Edward and Bella become friends and Emily gets jealous... Will their love survive? And what's with Emily's bad feeling about Bella? What is she hiding?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Edward, Emily
Oh, Pretty Woman by team-hybrid8 reviews
Edward owns the town. Bella works the street corner. Edward needs a girl. Bella needs the cash. In order to survive their lives they must fake it. And fake it good. The game of Life has never been so rough. Rated M: Language&Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,505 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Purity by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione receives a shock in Potions class one day, when she discovers her true parentage. It changes her life forever... but for the worse? Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cullens HACKED! by theb0y-whowaited reviews
This is a new spin on the Cullen Aim and other such that you see on Fanfiction. But I plan to do so much more, so come check out the pure AWESOMENESS! That is THE CULLENS:HACKED! OIUGBKJBNOIUGFDOCNEIUUIOBVMS D SQUEE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009
Hogwarts to the Rescue by CeliaEquus reviews
Hogwarts sends Hermione back in time to save the future from itself... and she falls in love along the way. Problem is, she can't go back to the 90s. Or is that such a problem? Mid-quel to "A Note of Regret". Don't need to have read it to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 83,926 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Bravest Man I Ever Knew by potato4 reviews
Severus Snape. The man we thought he was. The man he really was. The love he lost forever. A one-shot exploring the life of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Ariel & Belle: A Human in Atlantica by Crazy Cat Lady reviews
Overjoyed that Ariel is alive and well, King Triton invites both his daughter and Belle to Atlantica for celebrations. However, he believes it best that Belle's true identity be kept a secret for now... but secrets have a way of coming out...
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010
The Bane Series: Book One by xx5gbi5xx reviews
Magnus Bane, of mortal instruments, is notified that he has not recieved proper magical education and is to start hogwarts as a 7th yr. student. There he meets James/Sirius/Remus/Peter they instantly become mates. Prepare for PRANKS and lots of glitter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - James P., OC
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mystical Forks Idol by team-hybrid8 reviews
Welcome to Forks Idol! Tonight we have performing solo for the first time Edward,Bella,Alice,Jasper,Emmett,Rosalie,Carlisle,Jacob,Esme and many more! Rate your favorite and see who comes out on top! Hosted by Nessie in the Cullen manor! Judged by Charlie!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009
So You Think You Can Dance by mmaemae reviews
She tried out because she was tired of being known as a know it all. She got in because,unknown to most, she was a great dancer. He tried out because he caught dance steps better than he did the snitch. He got in because he was a Malfoy. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Retarded Adventures of a Bored Emmett Cullen by TwoQuartersOfTheAsstastic4 reviews
What happens when Emmett Cullen is bored
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Emmett
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Drunk on Elderflower by Nynayve reviews
Hermione's escapades with the Weasley men in her life. Companion fic to 'Elderflower Wine'. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hermione G.
Elderflower Wine by Nynayve reviews
Hermione drinks a bit too much at the Potter wedding. Who does she wake up with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Festive Cullen stories! by xdrop-of-golden-sunx reviews
A series of little random holiday stories. A little bit insane, now expanded to other chapters of randomness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009
Broken Amortentia by Radical.2 reviews
WARNING: This story is completely messed up and random, as it involves a horribly brewed love potion and some extremely OOC characters that drink it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking Dawn and Beyond: The Parody by Annie Cullen xx reviews
*RENAMED* You liked my other parodies. Well, this parody is even funnier! Starting with Breaking Dawn, and leading onto what happens after, with the help a few familiar authors... *UPDATE, WORLD CUP CHAPTER!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Jasper's Diary by ManicImagination94 reviews
Jasper keeps a diary and gets up to a lot of mischief. Lots of different situations revolving around madness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jasper
Wish Upon a Horcrux by CeliaEquus reviews
The story formerly known as "Hermione's Age Difference Issues". A stray wish and a horcrux send Hermione back in time... but not as far as you may think. And what does Severus Snape have to do with it? Disclaimer: I own nothing and nobody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 150 - Words: 112,936 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ANTIVAMPOLOGY: A Guide To Hating Twilight by beautyfrompain reviews
Co-hosts Pain and Kaitlynne are back in another hatefic/talkshow! God help us all ... Now includes more randomness, unneccessary violence, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, tasering, The Oprah Winfrey show, the Electric Chair, and a ninja!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kate
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,770 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer School of What no Teachers! by Amira Meraud reviews
The Golden Trio and the Silver Trio are trapped at Hogwarts for the Summer! Not for schooling, but for house unity and for their safty. The Trio's are in danger from what or who they have no idea. Locked in school all Summer will romance bloom?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Luna's Infinite Wisdom by MinionsOfTheNachoArmyUnite reviews
Draco's Head Boy. Hermione's Head Girl. Same old story, right? Wrong. There's still a little thing called 'seven-year hatred' between them. Too bad all the other Gryffindors have buried the hatchet already. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wife Swap: The Mystery Edition by Every'Piece'Has'A'Purpose reviews
Emmett and Jasper sign the family up for Wife Swap. But, what if the new mom and her family aren't exactly human? A new version of the favorite story. After BD. First Fanfic. Criticizm welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,803 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Twilight with a Twist by Redefining Fantsy reviews
Okay so my name's not Bella and Twilight was wrong. The basic idea is the same but i am not a goodie two shoes. This is what happened when i was in Twilight. This Bella can take care of herself. Colorful language among other things...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,526 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward - Complete
Theres Something Seriously Wrong with These People by closeyourmouthkristenstewart reviews
Sequel to What The Heck is Wrong with These People. If you haven't read it, you won't understand this one. Bonus x-mas material inside! Super funny, you'll appreciate it if you're twisted like us! Rated T for the mental image of Carlisle in a Speedo.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
Aro Hates Vegetarians by Its Good To Be The King reviews
*Sequal to Aro Hates Youtube* Our favorite hippy is back and this time she is going to Forks with the Cullens!Whatever happens next is not going to be good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Aro - Complete
I Have No Idea: Flying To China by potato4 reviews
Ron's on his way to China! What happens when a worker tries to stop him, Luna's flying the plane, Draco's a flight attendant in a skimpy uniform, Ginny's sitting behind him, and Harry's in a superhero costume? THIRD PART OF THE "I HAVE NO IDEA" SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Black is back home by Wattestaebchen reviews
Sirius is back home and on the way there he unfortunately has to cut through a beloved portrait. An aftermath to Sirius meeting the fat lady in the third book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sirius B., The Fat Lady - Complete
I Have No Idea: The Sequel by potatofanaticwriter3 reviews
Harry is on a mission to rescue the beautiful Hermione Granger, but Draco gets in the way. Meanwhile, is Voldemort after Harry, and what is he doing in China?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have No Idea by potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
The Many Sides of the Cullens and the Wolves by iWolfGirl reviews
title says it all makes no sense yet it makes sense!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010
Random Moments With A Twihard by iWolfGirl reviews
very random!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Jacob
Twilight Doesn't Exist? by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Emily moves to Forks - Of course she'll choose the famous town from her favourite book... But what happens when she see's The Cullen's? And no-one remembers Twilight but her? Is she going mad? And what happens when she starts falling for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward - Complete
Random Twilight Talk by Reading while in a Food Coma reviews
Am making fun of twilight in my own special way.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Short Shorts by Kitty Smith reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle was not normally a quiet man... But he found himself speechless. PARODY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Pranking the Cullens by Fran-Marie-Cullen-1918 reviews
Me and my friend pranking the Cullens, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Part of Your World by crackbabby reviews
Of three things I was absolutely certain. First: Edward Cullen was a mermaid. Second: There was some part of him, and I wasn't sure how potent that part might be, that wanted my guinea pig. Third: I was absolutely and irrevocably weirded out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Remember Me! by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Edward mourns the love of his life everyday. But what happens when 92 years after they parted, he see's Bella and she's a vampire too? But she's happy? He leaves her alone, until he finds out she can't remember her human life. He'll make her remember him!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,824 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nisan 14 by LucyCrewe11 reviews
A one-shot look at the death of Jesus.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jesus - Complete
Insert Fail Symbolism Here by RisingTwilight reviews
If there was ever a fic for those of you who don't like too-cool-for-a-capital-t-wilight, this would be it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Twiglet by BlahBlahRainbowSheep reviews
A few parody drabbles about one of my favourite books. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010
Why You Should Not Trust Alice As a Babysitter by AllApologies451994 reviews
You guys voted for it, so here it is. Sequel to Why You Should Not Trust Jasper As a Babysitter. More comedy, more randomness, and more Bert! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
Aro Hates Youtube by Its Good To Be The King reviews
Aro finds a video on Youtube of someone making fun of him. What happens when he tracks said person down and finds out about Twilight? Parody but will be Alec/OC later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Aro - Complete
Charlie Swan's Guide To Parenting by MrsJasperHale23 reviews
I love Charlie but he sucks as a parent!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Charlie S., Bella
Flick, Swish by Ayame-Suteki-Hates-Sasuke reviews
Harry is out on the town, when he burst into song. Makes fun of Tik Tok by Ke ha
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vampires and Werewolves Exist so Why Not Ghosts? by Quuer1189 reviews
Summary: Embry imprints on the new girl in school, but why was she so weird and so strange? Moreover, the pack are seeing things they're not supposed to. Even the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Embry, Carlisle
The Buddy System OF DOOM! by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Why wouldn't it work? by StopTheMadness reviews
Here are the reasons why Bella's and Jacobs Relationship would never work!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Volturi Mad Spoof by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
This is a collection of random times at the Volturi castle... prepare to laugh, cry, and be disturbed. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Cullen Aim by 00StupidLamb00 reviews
I know alot of people have done this but here is my stab at it p.s. I own none of these characters though I wish I did they belong to Stephenie Meyer Rated T for language and stuff :B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Ron and Hermione and the Deathly Hallows by Lyla Ride reviews
Haven't you always felt that there was some untold Ron and Hermione story in the Deathly Hallows? Well here are some of the scenes from the Deathly Hallows retold. Rated T, but not too bad on content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Day in WalMartCullen Style by lovelymissalice reviews
Jasper is dragged to Emmett's "Day of Fun" in Wal-Mart, but to Jasper it's more of "Day in Hell" for him. Random events occur and so do humorous events.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
The Chronicles of Closet Twihards: Episode VI by imperial violets reviews
Episode VI: The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. A late night hotel encounter with the one and only Rob Pattinson clad in only boxer briefs and a microphone. Rated M, just to be safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward - Complete
Ways to Annoy Charlie by CrankyFrenchLady88 reviews
Emmett gets bored one day, and gets the entire Cullen family to make a list of ways to annoy Charlie. They decide to follow the list and get the wolves in on it too. Set after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Edward gets a SpOOky Call by SortaBeAuTiFuL reviews
Edward gets a scary call from inside the house...theres a murderer on the line
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Day in the Life of Edward Cullen by chackers reviews
Title is self-explanatory. A day in the 909707767 days of Edward's 17 year-old life. Crack-ish. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You've GOT To Be Kidding Me! by XxLoverSarahxX reviews
Parody of Twilight! Funny! Read! Teen for strong language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella
Twilight Parody by TwilighterluvsEdward reviews
The title explains it all. Part 1 of 4 parodies of the entire Twilight saga. Really funny parody that follows the plot of Twilight.PLease review! Hilarious jokes about Twilight.WARNING: Might make you cry from laughing too hard...Seriously.Original ideas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just Another Day by Death-Of-Angel reviews
HOLY FLYING CRAP" a girl yelled shooting up from her seat" EMMETT CULLEN JUST FELL FROM THE CEILING . ITS A SIGN THE END IS HERE! THE SKY IS FALLING! RUN FOR YOUR FRIGGING LIVES!" --rated T I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bella's Unnatural Urges by The Black Doll reviews
Bella is feeling frustrated because Edward doesn't want to get more . . . physical, so she decides to take steps. Rated hard M & takes the piss out of Twilight, so be warned. For the brave, there's a sequel: 'Bella la Belle'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon: Abridged by Twincestuous reviews
NM, the crack version. Because somebody had to do it. Rated for cussing, stupidity, and overall content. CRACKCRACKCRACK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting rid of frustration by Estef Winchester reviews
Bella is sexually frustrated with her husband. After the family going for a hunting trip, she founds herself alone with Emmett. That's just going to be interesting. Review please. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Twilight FAQ by cynic.in.a.fishbowl reviews
What SM was ACTUALLY thinking in response to the FAQs on her website.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Dog Days by SweetDulcinea reviews
A birthday gift for keepingupwiththekids - Bella loves dogs, and they love her right back. Maybe a little too much. Crackfic? Yeah, let's go with that...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lake Girl by Exquisite Defect reviews
Jacob Black meets a pretty feisty girl. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jacob - Complete
And Now for Something Completely Different by Belletrist Word Salad reviews
Because I can. WARNING: NOT FOR TWILIGHT FANS! Unless you can laugh at yourself and this series. Inspired by Sulkie Wolfen's Lion King fic, The Epic Tragedy! and partially by a Twilight comic on deviantART.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
The Chronicles of Closet Twihards: Episode III by imperial violets reviews
The Chronicles of Closet Twihards: Episode III: Searching For Bobby Dupea. A chance encounter with Rob Pattinson as Bobby Dupea. Episodes I: Masturbating Popsicles and Episdoe II: Been Caught Reading can be found through my profile. Episode IV is now up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall by WuHaoNi reviews
Naked Mary Sues. Hero!Neville. Logical!Hermione. Cougar!McGonagall. Alive!Dumbledore. Not for the faint of heart. A parody in one act.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Secrets by A plus reviews
A woman thought dead returns after the final battle. A secret past between Lily and Severus is revealed. Now that Harry has a mother and sister, where does that leave the girl who has always played both roles for him? HHr SSLE DMOC."I'm not your mother."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,301 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
ALICE CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Glare by Georgie-chan reviews
What happens when you get Itachi and a cat in the same room? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry's Big Adventure by JAZZIES-GIRL reviews
Reporters ask Harry to recollect his adventures before the war and he sums everything up in one sentence. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Susan Code 2: Where we belong by LucyCrewe11 reviews
The whole gang is back. Now with four Mermaids and the unexpected return of an old friend the secret may be even harder to keep. Mako Island itself may even be in danger. Will the mermaids and their friends FINALLY end up where they truly belong?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,034 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Cleo S. - Complete
Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
This is just a past life by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Susan decides she wants to find out about Peter's life before he was a Pevensie back when he was a Burke. She even meets his real parents This is a tie-in fic with "Susan's Secret" and "The Little Burke Boy" cross over with TV show, H20 Just add water.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Max H. - Complete
The Little Burke Boy by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Before he was taken in by Helen Pevensie, a little boy named Peter Burke was a lonely, unwanted, toddler. All alone in the world, he wondered if he'd ever be happy and loved by a caring family. Prequel to the "Susan's Secret" and "The Susan Code" fanfics
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,783 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Things You Will Never Know About Me by LucyCrewe11 reviews
After returning from a trip to England, Julia is told by Gracie and Louise that she can not trust the boy she has fallen in love with. Reminded of Carl, she decides they must be right. But can she deal with the pain and how will she react when he dies?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Julia D. - Complete
Susan's Secret by LucyCrewe11 reviews
When Susan discovers Peter is adopted she is rather upset, but when she gets a "fishy" secret of her own, she starts to understand why even people who love each other have secrets. Peter/Susan
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,267 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Julia D. - Complete
The Susan Code by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Cleo, Rikki, and Emma meet a mermaid who's whole family died in a railway crash in 1949. What do Dr. Denman's great grandmother, a young man who's supposed to be dead, and a sad old man have to do to with her story? Companion piece to "Susan's Secret"
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Cleo S. - Complete
But Why is the Rum Gone? by Rock'n'Slash reviews
Jack wakes up one morning, with the usual hang-over and reaches for his pain medicene, RUM! But, where is it? What happens if Jack is sober for seven minutes? AHHH! I don't want to think about it. Abby wrote this.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Twist in Time by Keehl-River reviews
AU: What if instead of simply being knocked unconcious Hermione was wrenched back through time? Who would she meet? Better yet, who would she fall in love with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
How The Deathly Hallows could have ended by SteelBlue reviews
Begins at the point when Harry finds the Gryffindor sword, and what might have happened if Ron hadn't come for him. WARNING! You may not understand it if you haven't read the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life as a Soundtrack by Atellix reviews
Sequel to 'Life as a Film' An ancient curse threatens the lives of the world, and the ultimate sacrifice is made: the happiness of Draco and Hermione. Are their lives too shattered to piece back together? And is the threat truly gone? DHHG, OC?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What If by mystical reviews
Draco realises he has feelings for the last person he wanted to, but when he confronts her, how will she react? rated R for swearing and mild references, subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,559 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Silent Screams by deadalready reviews
Clenching the note in her hands Hermione hurried back to the table, grabbing her books and stalking out of the classroom, not wanting to Snape to see the tears burning in her eyes. Of all the people who could discover her secret, it had to be him....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Hermione G.
Life as a Film by Atellix reviews
COMPLETE- DracoHermione fic- Draco falls in love with a mystery movie-quoting girl from the train. What he doesn't know is that it's really Hermione! Full of movies lines and your favorite characters, plus a few more! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bound Together reviews
Originally posted on tumblr. Korra wakes up tied to her enemy. She learns that they are both faced with a common adversary and they must work together to save themselves. AU; Amorra. One shot. Complete
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete