Author has written 22 stories for Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Glee, Simpsons, Homestuck, and Scott Pilgrim.
I have oxygen in my lungs and vines in my veins. I spend my spare time closing my eyes.
Go. Browse. Poke your nose in my stories-horrendous and stupendous alike.
I will wait here, even though patience was never my strong point.
Come back, and slap me in the face. Do not worry, I will not be mad.
As long as you come home for supper after you're done building a bridge to the moon.
I am TopHatGirl. I specialize in crack couples and AU stories, though a crossover might slip in there. Cliche profiles make THG angry and talk in third person, so do not do that to her, and she will not do that to you. I've been writing most of my life, and getting a lot of two faced praise for it. I've also been into improv and lying, both equally amusing to me. I am old enough to know what I am doing wrong but young enough to want to do it again. I hate the night and the day, feeling the happiest in the evening. I dislike pondering about the future, because I know somehow, everything works out okay. It seems to, in the end.
I enjoy it when people message and review me. I'm a pretty nice person, if you don't shove your religion down my throat or gab about your terrible music tastes. I also like it when people critique fanfictions, because ff.net writers need it the most.
I also believe profiles shouldn't be longer than a few simple paragraphs, so I'll wrap this up.
Hello. It's nice that you came to visit. Come again soon, I'll make pasta.
I am probably asleep right now, but do not worry. I am dreaming about you.
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