Vlad Taltos
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Author has written 19 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Misc. Books, Fallout, World War Z, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Warcraft, Twilight Zone, Misc. Tv Shows, Iliad, Misc. Movies, and Frozen.

I'm Vlad Taltos. That is, my pen name is Vlad Taltos because he is a badass. I am not actually, nor have I ever claimed or believed myself to be, a cunning ex-assassin with a wisecracking lizard shoulder accessory (or two).

I'm not sure what sex I am. The doctors say I'm a boy but everyone else says I'm a girl.

Favorite Books: Vlad Taltos novels by Steven Brust (hence my pen name), Darkness series by Harry Turtledove, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein, Inheritance Cycle by some a-hole who ruined his own series with that last book, Harry Potter series, The Hatchet by Gary Paulsen, Twilight Saga (I'm a hopeless romantic, what can I say? I concede the series' faults while enjoying its charms.), and the wonderful stories of the FanFiction author SickleYield (should be second on the list but I wanted to separate published works from FF).

Odd tidbits: I say Merry Christmas all year round and I often poke people as they walk by.

My hobbies are: Reading, writing, snowboarding, playing piano and playing video games.

I would have made allusions to the Vlad Taltos Novels and the Darkness series but no one ever gets them (shut up Loiosh). Look them up or you will be stared at hungrily by the cute little bunnies that some call Deathclaws (substitute Dzur, The Necromancer, or Jeonine if you have read up on Brust).

In place of the standard disclaimer about not making any money on these stories and whatnot (We hold these truths to be self-evident. BOOM LAWYER'd) I will instead say this; "I relinquish all claims to the ideas and extrapolations on this site that I have made based on copyrighted works. The original copyright holders may use them freely and without fear of lawsuit."

Below are some story summaries/general info/the deepest vestiges of my soul.


Even If She Falls

This is a Frozen fanfic. It will contain sexual content. No shame, nor guilt, for I am the son of Satan.

Here's some context to how the idea came to me. I'm writing this with one person in mind, and you will know if it is you. The song "Even If She Falls" by Blink-182 has meant a lot of things to me since I first heard it. Long ago it was 'yeah that a damn good song. Kinda interesting. Not really relevant to my experiences but a good song.'

Then I got into a complicated relationship and suddenly it was, 'wow this song is about the unattainable nature of a happily ever after. Even if you do fall in love with me, we're in college. You're not going to stick around. But there's the hope you might, and you haven't broken up with me yet. . .' So it was kind of my theme song as I held on desperately to my self-delusions and watched us drift apart.

After we exploded I listened to it a lot to try and teach myself the lesson that once things start going downhill, that I should stop clinging and just gently let go. But a few of the lyrics are also pretty harsh and while the theme was one thing, the verses fueled a cold anger in me.

Finally, it's taken on yet another meaning. When I watched Frozen I related to Elsa a lot, and I spent a lot of time analyzing her as a character. When I heard "Even If She Falls" again, I immediately thought of her. Which is weird because for like a year or more now it's been you that this song reminds me of.

Why is it that the same song can make me feel two vastly different things? On the one hand it evokes possible fanfic scenes centered around a strong fictional female character and how I postulate she would handle a romantic relationship. On the other hand, the same lines echo the actual situations we lived. It dredges up a hatred for you with a severity and intensity that surprises even me. So I thought this would be a good way to try and come to terms, come to some sort of closure, with the frayed strands of our relationship. You're sure as hell not going to give me any sort of closure, so go 'live without regrets' and never talk to me again.

I don't care if you think this story misrepresents you. I don't care if you think this story doesn't portray the events it is based on. I don't care about anything you have to say. When it comes to all that, my priority is staying true to Elsa over you. You're beaten by a fictional character. But more importatly, this is my attempt at healing. This is my closure. You've had months to bring it up and talk about it. You didn't. You never even intended to. Fuck off and never talk to me again.

Now, for the rest of you reading, this story will explore how a strong female character that I can root for might get into the same situations and make the same decisions as a person I hate, to breath some humanity back into my mind's perception of the heartbreaking ice queen. To be clear, the idea is to take Elsa's character and run her through the major parts of a relationship I actually had as a way to explore it from another point of view. I feel like she and my ex have a lot of parallels when it comes to personality and character, and I can try and make this painful speculation have some visage of fun by writing again. I've thought of so many interesting scenes and themes and writing sleight-of-hand tricks I can pull with a Frozen fanfic, hopefully that will outweigh some other things. I particularly like playing on the title "Even If She Falls" and also having fun with Elsa's magic powers.

I can't predict what will actually happen, though. Read at your own peril, this may destroy Elsa as you now know her. I'm going to try really hard to stay true to her character, but if I mess up, well, I just explained why up there

That's how Even If She Falls came to be. I've now poured all of my emotions out onto the internet where anyone could come by and read my deepest, innermost thoughts. Great. Now read my fucking story.


Land of Confusion

Summary: Land Of Confusion is a realistic take on some of the events in Fallout 3. It is what I think the non-player characters would do if they were not scripted to do certain actions and what the Lone Wanderer would do if he was not controlled by the player and guided by quests, but instead if these digital creations were living, thinking human beings. For example, when leaving the Vault it is almost universal that people go to Megaton. In real life, no freshly-hatched sheltered Vaultie, already indoctrinated about how dangerous the outside world is, would look at the terrifying ramshackle exterior of Megaton and say, "Yep, that's where I'm gonna go!"

Mainly I'm attempting to bring life to the game. Not the plot of the game, however. Some aspects will be here, but nobody wants a copy/paste of the main quest to read through when they could play it themselves. No, the story will be original. It will intersect at odd and unexpected moments with the quests you know and love, bringing a smile of recognition to the experienced gamer's face, but it is primarily about the life of Zoiks in the Capital Wasteland. She will face terrifying challenges, and they will be from every direction in the hostile environment of post-apocalyptic D.C. If and when the story does coincide with parts of the main quest, I will either give quick summaries of what happens or I will focus on other things that are going on while the characters do the mundane work of repairing Three Dog's precious dick- I mean dish, or similar filler quests.

Bet you never thought you would see the Lone Wander cast as a secondary character, did you? Honestly tell me that doesn't perk your interest. Come on, I dare you.

On Canon Verses AU: The world Zoiks steps out of her shelter into is pretty much the world that Cornelu, the Lone Wanderer (You, if you have played the game), sees when he (you) first leaves the Vault. However, it makes sense that many of the quests are basically odd jobs and it is possible that they can be performed by others. A job with pay doesn't sit for long in a world full of hungry and desperate people. This leads to things that are not in the game, but they are logically the next thing that would happen as a continuation of what it is based off of in game. So, not really canon in the most literal sense, but also certainly not AU.

It is my belief (stolen from those of better standing in the fanfiction world than me) that if Bethesda didn't provide backstory, provided only vague backstory that leaves much to the imagination or made gameplay and lore conflicting I am free to fill in or correct story aspects while still being canon (I literally copied and pasted this, because it is so concise and explicit in its reasoning. Credit goes to SickelYield, my fav author on this site).

On Realism: Nothing is pretty in the wasteland, it won't be here. Characters will be injured, maimed, psychologically destroyed, addicted to chems, infected with diseases, irradiated, ghoulified and killed at a rate reasonable for a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. This is not a mainstream, happily ever after story. The best way I can explain what I mean by that is Zoiks, Cornelu and those they meet are going to go through the harsh wasteland in a realistic way.

On Rating: I've lowered the rating to 'T' because I realize that just throwing in a lemon for the hell of it would compromise the story. I'm not willing to do that. Things can get a little mature in some parts, but I am not explicit and the more naughty scenes are subtle enough that kids won't get them. Think of Disney movies nowadays. Most of it is wholesome family fun, but then they will throw in a joke that only mom and dad burst out laughing to. The implied material at the beginning of the first chapter is a perfect example. Not graphic, and kids probably won't get it.

Oh and language. I try to use it sparingly but forcefully. I may only have partial success in this endeavor. There are crazed, anarchistic raiders in Fallout, people. I can't make this realistic if they don't swear, and colorfully when the occasion warrants. Violence? It's based on a game about nuclear holocaust, what do you expect me to do with that? Considering VATS is designed specifically so you can zoom in on someone's head and watch it explode as your bullet forces their skull apart, I'm assuming that you do not mind graphic violence. But hey, maybe some of you play fallout without ever blowing the shit out of someone. For those people, this story is not for you.

On Chapter Titles: I will try to title each chapter with a song that fits it. A song that fits the whole story, and the Fallout universe in general, is "Land of Confusion" by Disturbed. The original was actually by Genesis, by that was a really horrible version. Don't listen to that.


Updates

9/12/11: Reconstructed large portions of LOC, mainly parts 1 and 2, and changed the order so Zoiks's story leads off instead of Cornelu's. Which should go first, interesting original main character or a replay of what everyone has already played through? Not sure why I didn't do that already.

9/20/11: Posted several (very) short stories and poems that were sitting around on a flashdrive. Hope you like them.

12/3/11: Had some ideas. Might put them to paper.

12/26/11: Wrapped up part 3 for LOC. Kinda lost with the story now, sadly. I know where I want to go, but not how to get there or how long it will take.

I've been thinking about my first story, Téqua, a lot lately. Remember the good old days when your primary (read: only) project was not fanfiction, so you could indulge yourself in delusions of getting published one day?

1/22/12: I am revisiting my original novel, Téqua, which has expanded to a series heavily influenced by the structure of the Vlad Taltos novels. So far I have twenty seven pages of outlines, plot and character sketches and general notes. One way you could look at it is that I have graduated to bigger and better things. Another is that I have delusions of self-grandeur. Either way, not much fanfiction on my list for the foreseeable future. Sorry.

3/27/12: Got thirty-five pages of notes on the plot/characters/world of the Téqua Novels done and another thirty pages of the first book, titled (for now) Heroes and Martyrs. Liking it immensely, but I keep going back and thinking "this is not clear enough" or "why would I start with three pages of history on the world, that is not a good hook to start out with." Also, having some trouble with my writing voice.

5/19/12: Decided that my writing skill is not yet developed enough to try and realize the Téqua Novels. So I'm back to LOC for now to practice. Part 4 started. Also, I added a summary of it to my profile. (HA, you just read that! Mindfu*ked)

5/23/12: I'm trying to update LOC every Friday. I know I will keep to that for at least two more Fridays (nine days from now) because I have those chapters done. After that I hope I can keep ahead a little and stay on schedule. If not, eh.

Also, purged parts 1 and 2 of LOC, where Zoiks, Sam and Cornelu are introduced. The story really starts in part 3 when everything comes together, so I'm trying to make things shorter so new readers can get to there quickly.

7/12/12: The first Friday that I missed my deadline was six days ago. The next will be tomorrow. Sorry. I finished part 4 in that time, though, so be happy. College is time-consuming, people!

8/29/12: Posted first chapter of part 5 for LOC. I love you too, interwebz :D

9/21/12: Made a blog a while ago. I talk about things I find deep and profound. It's at: ryansrambles121(dot)tumblr(dot)com

1/23/13: This is something I found cool (pun intended)

"The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what’s cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don’t like ‘em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in ‘em, ’cause that’s cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what’s cool.

"The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff." - Steven Brust

9/23/13: So I'm 55k words into my original novel. I'm probably not going to write fanfiction anymore, unless one of my unfinished stories really catches my fancy. I've actually incorporated "Zufli: A Life of Magic" into it because, well, I wanted to. So. . . I guess that's my update.

1/27/14: I guess I update this January and September of every year now, or something? Anyway, haven't been writing for a while. Started a Frozen fanfic because why not. Probably won't finish it but I'm damn sure gonna start it anyway. Tequa is still sitting at 55k words same as it was a few months ago. Oh, also I dropped out of college and had my heart broken. I'm working through one of those with my Frozen fanfic, actually. Thanks for listening internet ghosts. Ryan out.

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Lonely Hearts by wicked.faith10 reviews
The King of the Southern Isles must send one of his brothers to try and repair the damage done to the Queen of Arendelle by their youngest brother, Hans. The survival of their trade union depends upon Prince Georg, who is reluctant to go. However, when he and Queen Elsa meet, unexpected feelings arise. -I suck at summaries. It does get better inside! Rated M for safety!-
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,215 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/4 - [Elsa, OC]
Outlasting A World by Foxinstrazt reviews
Jackson is welcoming to Ellie and Joel, but danger is always on the horizon in this world. A new group of Survivors draw close to the town, a group with remarkable similarities, and startling differences. This is the story of how they come together, carving out a place for their lives in the ravaged remains of the United States. [Story is Complete]
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,059 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Ellie, Joel, Tommy, Maria - Complete
Boy or Girl? by gisellethegazelle reviews
When Kristoff left Anna's side to fight for Arendelle, she had only just discovered that she was pregnant. And now it is time for Kristoff to return home and finally meet his child.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
A Voice in the Wilderness by likelolwhat reviews
Zahra is miles away when Helgen is destroyed. She's just a mercenary, she thinks. A hired killer. Heroism isn't part of the job. But though politics and glory were never in the plan, she's still dragged into the world-saving business when, through what seems to be coincidence, she's the one to absorb Mirmulnir's soul.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Imperial] OC - Complete
A Dragon's Breath by lostsword reviews
Hiccup plans a suprise for Astrid, which involves a supossedly empty island, however the island might not be as empty as they thought.... HiccupXAstrid SnoutloutXRuffnut ToothlessXOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Pandora's Shadow: Never Ending Rain by Onhiro reviews
The war has finally ended. Now, the survivors must regroup and rebuild. Wounds must heal, and the future comes sooner than expected. Now comes the end, an end of peace and prosperity, though not without challenges in and of itself. After all, where would the fun be in that?
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,881 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Trudy C. - Complete
A Regulator's Duty, A Soldiers Honor by IronCross reviews
With her life turned up side down. Amber and strange outsiders must travel the wasteland under the protection of a Regulator and a soldier from the past in search of her renegade father. But can they survive the harshness of the Capital Wasteland? Ch.9 up
Crossover - Fallout & Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009
The Confederacy of New Vegas by Verpine reviews
The Courier has taken over New Vegas, expelling the Legion and the NCR from the Mojave. Now, she establishes her country, and defends it against new and old foes.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,694 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Courier
The Courier King: Rise of a New Mojave by trickquestion reviews
By the time the dust settles at Hoover Dam, Courier Seth has got New Vegas on a string. The world is his oyster, and he plans to claim every last pearl. *Continuation of Independent ending*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Courier
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
L4D Double Feature by xmodius reviews
Sequel to Movie Night. After a night to remember, the group "visitor" mysteriously disappears. As the four pursue their missing companion, they discover they have more in common than one night of passion, and more to look forward to than just movies.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 220,847 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Witch, Bill - Complete
Flynn Wanted by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
The course of true love never did run smooth, but for them it seems to be in knots.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Sons of the Wolf and the Bear by Bekkitzz reviews
Step back in time to the ancient forests of Germania, where the history of humanity will be changed forever by a single king and his ambitious dream for the future.
Total War series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011
From Harvest to the Ark by TheAmateur reviews
The war lasted nearly thirty years. Only the best of the best had what it took to survive every one of them. That...or maybe it was just luck.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 408,620 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - A. J. Johnson - Complete
Revelation by gklh910 reviews
And to think Leah and Charon had assumed all their problems were over... Enclave or not, the Wasteland still has a few surprises left over for them. Sequel to "Hired Help"
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,278 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
When In Rome by Determamfidd reviews
Three months after the events of 'Talking In Her Sleep', Hiccup and Astrid have settled into their married life. Until a Viking convocation tears Hiccup away, and sends them all on a frantic chase around the known world...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Pandora Sucks! by Onhiro reviews
Trudy and Harrison are now trying to make it to Hell's Gate...on foot. They know of the human defeat, but still trudge onwards to a dark future. The question is, will they even make it, or will the Pandoran jungle and its inhabitants claim their lives?
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Trudy C. - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Hired Help by gklh910 reviews
Charon joins Quinn on his normal trade route... and that annoying smoothskin is coming along. Fantastic. Charon/FLW - M for all the good stuff. Complete.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Two angels, one with a 308 by CharismaticMegafauna reviews
The Mojave is a harsh place. It's a lot easier to get by when you've got someone watching your back. - FCourier/Boone.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Courier, C. Boone - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon: 2015 Case Files by Disneyanime91 reviews
A series of one-shots set before, during and after HTTYD: 2015, in the same universe. Across genres and styles, a variety of ideas that never made it to the final cut. Includes Character Files! Reviews are appreciated, requests are accepted.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Footprints by Shimy reviews
Happens after the movie. Hiccup has to deal with a lot of changes, including new footprints. Rated T just for safety, but K should be suitable too. HiccupxToothless friendship HiccupxAstrid. And I suck at summaries. Now finally complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Cold Comfort Castle by Lord Goregore reviews
...And then again...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,130 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Human, Draenei - Complete
Here Be Dragons by The Ryuu Victoire Tea Party reviews
To Hiccup, turns out girls are as much unchartered territory as taming dragons. Especially girls with a knack for swinging around large battle axes.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon: 2015 by Disneyanime91 reviews
A retelling of the popular movie, in a modern warfare sci-fi fantasy setting, with guns and bullets. Welcome to PMC Installation 83-RK "Berk". I am Lance Corporal Jack "Hiccup" Haddock. This is my story. Do R&R. -FINISHED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,366 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Robber Barons by tedsini reviews
Political power, like nature, abhors a vacuum. The Capital Wasteland hasn't been unified in more than 200 years but Liam Conal thinks he can succeed where others have failed. He'd better because this is his last chance.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,860 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Tales From the Wasteland: Black As Oil by SickleYield reviews
The best laid plans of research scientists often go awry. The awkward hybrid is on her own, and she'll need some sort of protection besides her family of robots. Good thing she has two thousand caps to spend. Now complete!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,141 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: Before I Wake by SickleYield reviews
This is a story about Sleepers and Sleepless, about the lives and loyalties of the Kyn. This is a tale of two Dremora. Rated T for violence and themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,086 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Tales From Cyrodiil: A Second Cold Light by SickleYield reviews
Continuation of the story in TFC: The Cold Light of Day. The further adventures of Agronak gro Malog following his death in the Arena. T for violence and themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,132 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006
Tales from Cyrodiil: The Cold Light of Day by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the darker characters of Cyrodiil. After his final defeat in the Arena, Agronak gro Malog is about to discover that death is not always the end. Now complete, though a sequel is likely.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Harpy Queen Skrch by SickleYield reviews
Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Fel Orc Veren Redmorning by SickleYield reviews
Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Bandit Jorn Raveloe by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Lich Phage Marrowice by SickleYield reviews
First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
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Even If She Falls reviews
After summer is resorted to Arendelle and the gates are opened for good, not everything is so happily-ever-after. Elsa's anxiety is better with Anna's support, but running a Kingdom can make anyone stressed: An onslaught of unwanted suitors. The frustration of diplomacy. The possibility of war with the Southern Isles. Your sister accidentally getting you laid. ElsaXOC,AnnaXKristoff
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/29 - Elsa, Anna, Kristoff B., OC
Land of Confusion reviews
Zoiks is a cyborg created around the same time Project Purity was starting up. After many years of scientific research raiders attack and her world is destroyed. On her own, she meets Cornelu, the yet-unknown LW. Both aimless, a group of familiar refugees show up at their door and events sweep them away. Can they survive the DC Wasteland? Original plot interwoven with game quests.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Lone Wanderer
Office Depression
The beginning act of a movie about the life of a timid white-collar worker named Jack. Inspired by The Office. This is a take on the more traditional soul-crushing aspects of sitting behind a desk doing fairly useless things all day. This story may be updated in the future depending on if anyone likes it. I known I do, but I don't know where I was going with it is I just stopped.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
Off To Troy reviews
A short, cynical poem about war. The central theme is the Iliad. One of the best works created for a class that I failed. Draw your own conclusions from that.
Iliad - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Revenge reviews
This is the a two shot poem about a Russian soldier in WWII. Written for a class that I failed, so this is either the best of the worst, so good the teacher assumed it was not mine or so bad that the teacher stopped teaching english and failed me in spite
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Snowboarding reviews
This story, written for a class, came with the instruction to use as much imagery as possible. It describes a winter sport in detail.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Zufli: A Life of Magic reviews
Pre-WOW Warcraft. Zufli is a Darkspear troll born during the human invasion of the Echo Isles. Her existence heavily affected by magic, follow her as she learns about the arcane, the harsh world she is in and maybe even leadership. M for tragedy/violence.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Troll
Intelligence is Bliss reviews
A Courier with an interesting background sets out to try and remember it. Jack knows the King? What's this key for? And what's the big deal about women? Original and not a copy/past, so maybe you will be enticed to read it. Caution: Gay pairing, no slash.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Courier, Arcade G.
Poker Game
This is one of several stories I've written for a class at school. The parameters for this one are, with the exception of the very beginning and sometimes for time lapses, everything has to be dialogue. I used a character and story from "Up The Walk."
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Up The Walk reviews
This is one of several stories written for my Creative Writing class. In this we had two lines, "He/she started up the walk," and, "He/she opened the door," and the story had to begin and end with the lines. Criticism is welcome.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Noise reviews
Because of the dysfunctionality of this story, the closest category I can find for this is the TV show "Shameless." This is another bit that was written for a grade, so feel free to take a machete of criticism to these weeds of bad writing. M for lang.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Imaginary Friend reviews
This is a very short story I wrote for Creative Writing class. It has already been turned in, but as I have no emotional connections with it feel free to go AWOL with criticism. Don't hold back.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Téqua reviews
Téqua has been removed from this site for the reasons listed in the first chapter.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010
Another Day
A sample of the bad poetry I've been writing the past few days. Compared to the other stuff I have on here, this is horrible in every aspect. It is too short, too raw and undefined, too suicidal, and it has no point. Read my other stuff, it is better.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
The Heartache reviews
This is listed under misc. plays because it has a lot of drama. Rated T for sadness. If you know me personally, it is not a good idea for you to read this. The song for this is "The Heartache" by Warren Zevon
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
The End Is Very Fukcing Nigh reviews
It was an early fall day. The sun was out and shining, it was warm, I could hear birds chirping merrily outside, and zombies were clawing their way through my door. Rated M for graphic violence, harsh lang., and sexual situations. On Hold.
World War Z - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010
My Pillow reviews
A sad poem. A good song for this is "Drift" by Steven Brust.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Like So Many Times Before reviews
A poem that I wrote. Just to be clear, "He" and "Him" refer to only one person in this poem. They are never used as pronouns. It is about a person who, every time he starts to like someone, he messes up and they tell him to leave them alone.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
Funny Quotes reviews
I collect quotes and these are some funny ones.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010