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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2206355, Profile Updated: 09-07-11

Who am I? A 40something SAHM from Louisiana living in Massachusetts, married to a Dane that still has the sexiest accent when speaking English. Our 2 children say y'all with a Boston accent and teach their friend Danish curses. You can call us culturally enriched or culturally confused! Some days it's both! :-)

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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 165,303 - Reviews: 8558 - Favs: 9,017 - Follows: 10,853 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Empire by Ariel Riddle reviews
A/U Edward/Darkward is the ruthless Roman Emperor who reigns with an iron fist. Bella is his only remaining family though only by name. The court conspires against him, manipulating Edward in the process. Assumed to be betrothed to Rosalie, Edward must make a worthy match for Bellla as well. Will Bella be able to defy the emperor's dictatorship, or will their paths veer entirely?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,672 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Bella, Edward]
Rising Dream, Fallen Star by MrsShortHand reviews
He was the lead singer of The Volturi. I was a new musician with everything to prove. We were Hollywood's It couple. Until he ruined everything. Can our love be saved if he can't save himself? A story about love, lemons, lies, and learning to forgive. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 270,778 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6425 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Few Tables Away by drotuno reviews
Edward spent most of his life trying to be invisible until he got to college. All alone, 3000 miles from home, there's only one person he wishes would see him. His Library Girl, just a few tables away. AH/Rated M/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,805 - Reviews: 5521 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Complete
Bringing Bella Home by counselor reviews
1872 brothers Edward and Jasper return from the war to rebuild the farm. Edward has a son, eighteen. The three bachelors work sun up and down. Edward visits Forks twice a year for supplies and to scratch an itch with a woman there. When he finds her sick he makes a snap decision to take her home. He has no idea who she really is. And how lonely they are at home. Trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14830 - Favs: 7,641 - Follows: 7,008 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forsaken In My Mind's Past by WickedCurveBall74 reviews
A broken heart leads to a doomed marriage. A fateful decision leads to a rollercoaster ride of lies, deceit and revelations that test her morals, her heart, and her mind. Is it a second chance at true love? Or will her dark and looming secret ruin it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 603,413 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Compassion Holding its Breath by maruxf reviews
Twilight always felt as if it had started from a much more "adult" place than the books showed; as if an editor had said "this is good, but let's clean it up for young adults." But really...why is Bella so insecure and where does Edward's self-loathing truly come from? Rosalie's festering hostility? Esme's truncated yearnings? Carlisle's regrets? This is a grown-ups Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,511 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Fifty Shades at Fault by sheltiegirl reviews
Christian learns a hard lesson.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,703 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20239 - Favs: 12,131 - Follows: 7,009 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3195 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Luminescence by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2009 - [Bella, Victoria] - Complete
Love is Hell by Kefe reviews
Edward Cullen HAD Bella Swan from the moment they first met. He owned her, everything about her and he threw it all away in a few hours. But now he's back to win her all over again but this time she's not falling. AH, OOC, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,343 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Ride The Wind by Iadorepugs reviews
Based on the Harleyward in my author note for ch 27 of A Stable Romance. Bella meets Edward, and his Harley, after a concert. Will she just get a ride on the Harley, or much more than that? No longer just a one shot due to demand. LEMONS GALORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,874 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bloody Choices by nitareality reviews
In 1347 a great pestilence swept through Europe. The choices that Bella's Father makes set off a string of events he could never have predicted. Dark, vampire Cullens. Mature rating for subject matter, violence and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by edwardsothalova reviews
Edward Cullen is a freelancing musician. Bella is a middle school English teacher. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella’s students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. Guess who her teacher is? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008
Losing Faith by Twilifed113 reviews
Bella's marriage is crumbling, but when her life is put in danger Edward must reveal the truth. He works for the FBI. Now he must lug a furious and untrusting Bella across the country in a hilarious and utterly unromantic road-trip, all to keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Voice For Me by PachasPickMeUp reviews
Bella and Edward come from two different worlds; one of silence and one of sound. Fiesty Bella starts school at Forks High and turns jaded Edward's world upside down. Can they find their own voice through true love? AH, Canon pairing, and "M" for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,643 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3051 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halfway Home by stella luna sky reviews
Bella must decide between the comfortable small town life she's always known, or the man who rode away with her heart two years ago. Written for Fandom Gives Back, antiaol & ciaobella27. Rated M. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14339 - Favs: 15,767 - Follows: 8,426 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8891 - Favs: 7,704 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where the Light Is by distant.dream118 reviews
Bella and Edward met as teenagers during her summer vacation. Their lives were forever altered by the events of that summer, and six years later they are still trying to understand the overwhelming hold of love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Monday morning by IsaKassees reviews
One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 311 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hints of Me by 22blue reviews
Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,753 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10033 - Favs: 7,453 - Follows: 6,122 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward