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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2206732, Profile Updated: 05-27-12
Author has written 5 stories for Psychoville, and Psychonauts.

"I want to feel like I'm in Minority Report, not a village post office."

Hello! Welcome to this here profile. I'm a fifteen-year-old homeschooled Brit, currently in the north-east of England. I aspire to be an author of dystopian fiction, but I find fanfiction fun to experiment with.

I live and breathe Angelspit. Christopher Brookmyre is my role-model.

Fanfic will be done when it's done. I procrastinate a lot. And my reviews are often very, very laconic. If I just generally liked it and want to see more, it'll be on my favourites/watchlist, but I'll always try and review when I can.

Regarding my own stories, constructive feedback would be awesome, but a one-liner of love or hatred would be just as great! I'm pretty grateful for anything I get.

Favourite Ships:

Team Fortress 2
Helen/Pauling (OTP)
Heavy/Medic
Sniper/Spy
Soldier/Engineer

Psychonauts
Boyd/G-Man
Crispin/Loboto
Benny/Dart
Bobby/Chloe

Currently...

Writing a multichapter Psychonauts fan-fiction, but putting it off somewhat to work on more important projects.

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A Clockwork Zhena by Dan Sickles reviews
Janelle was a criminal - brainwashed by the state to be the perfect wife. Frank Alexander was an angry man looking for answers. Their story is filled with passion, political intrigue, violence, hatred, and the ghosts of the past.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - F. Alexander
The Orange Room by GloriousVintageandOrange reviews
A one-shot dribble about a post "orange" Alex and his love for his cruel new government job and his mental instability . Rated T for allusions to bodily functions and eyeing of body parts. UPDATED 5/20/2013 We are entering the end-game of this fic. Hope you're tuning in!
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex
Smoke Wisps by mumbling mice reviews
A BLU spy and a RED sniper ignite a forbidden friendship, and eventual romance, behind the backs of their teammates. Excuse the shitty summary.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,744 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Everything Runs Like Clockwork by Kawaii Thirteen reviews
* THIS STORY HAS AND IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN* Little Vivienne has always looked up to her brother Jack. In fact its because of Jack that she goes to confront Alex in the first place. Little does she know that Alex always has an ace up his sleeve. Alex/OC
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alex
A Clockwork Hazelnut by Yunaman reviews
The Queen bans Milk Plus and this infuriates Alex, so he sets out on a personal vendeta against her. But it turns out that the Queen is stronger than she seems.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Alex - Complete
Days of Magic by heythisisBETH reviews
When a teenage girl is forced to move to Royston Vasey, love is the last thing she'd expect to find.
League of Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011
Mysteries in Royston Vasey (Episode 1) by mysterycaller
Some weird things happen in Royston Vasey. Everything's about murder, money, the beginning of some changes and a mysterious man.
League of Gentlemen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011
Eternal Friend by ShadowPhantom14
When insanity takes over, there is often nothing left. Friendship can help slow the proccess. Everyone needs a lifeline back to reality. In a madhouse of science, one employee finds a friend in a simple cube. -Oneshot-
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2011 - D. Rattmann, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
The Show by afullmargin reviews
No matter how things go, the show must go on. Brian MacMillan is a too aware of the role he plays.
Psychoville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 12,136 - Follows: 1,480 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bum Reviews: The Human Centipede by Charles Xavier reviews
Oh, believe it. Chester A. Bum has taken the audacity to review this vile and sick movie beyond belief.
Human Centipede - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Malenky Nan by Sea Salt Sparrow reviews
Anna wanted to be everything that Alex was, to do everything he did. However there was only one problem with Deltoid being being her Uncle and legal guardian....
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Alex
Twisted by Kohtnay reviews
An alternate ending to an unfortunate tale, which is about to become even more morbid..
1984 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
IT Wars by ruk182 reviews
What happens when the IT guys we know and love meet the IT guys from the company across the street? It's time for full out war! Umm, haitus? IDK, I'm sorry...
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
The Worst Summer Ever by volta arovet reviews
Between the stupid summer camp, the dorky campmates, and the crazy Russian counselor she suspected was trying to kill them all, Monica was sure that this was going to be the worst summer ever. Futurefic, OC-heavy
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Mikhail B. - Complete
With Mouse in Hand by ASkyie reviews
Slowly, he grasps his mouse in hand and holding his breath, makes his first move.
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Malchicks Will Be Malchicks by Misty Day reviews
Fed up with Alex and his gang in her territory, a fellow gang leader decides to confront him. She has no idea what she's about to get herself into. Alex/OC, rated for violence and non-con sexuality. Please R&R.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alex - Complete
Love Works in Weird Ways by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Every chapter is a different couple requested by a reader. All requests will be done, with the exception of inanimate objects or animals x a person. Het, yaoi, and yuri inside. Today's couples: EdgarMilla, MatadorKitty, RazElton and BobbyLaboto.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 68,560 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006
Busy Autumn by OokaniFF reviews
Elora's been described as everything from a worry-wart to a workaholic; We've never seen her relax for a moment. How does she feel about being left behind at the end of Spyro 2? - Internal Monologue, Elora's POV. Leads on to "Behooved".
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Elora, Spyro - Complete
Wear and Tear by A Terrible Person reviews
So how did everyone's favorite asylum mates end up in Thorny Towers? From Loboto to Fred, I'll try and answer your question. Rated T for blood and cursing. Patient of now: Fred, which means my story is done.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Doom: Repercussions of Evil Mark II by MondoCool reviews
John Stalvern's story, rewritten.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Spark Of Good by The Mouse Avenger reviews
Finished at last! Before Alex DeLarge became evil, there was light in his life. But a series of tragic events would quickly change everything, & warp his soul forever...Read & review, please!
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Alex, OC, Billyboy - Complete
Patrick Bateman Anticipates Harry Potter by M. Soames reviews
What might happen if Patrick Bateman was in a line for the seventh installment of Harry Potter.
American Psycho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007
Situation: Critical by Carcaohtar reviews
When one of Sasha's experiments goes wrong, Jasper escapes Gloria's head and terrorizes Whispering Rock with his rampant criticism. Will they ever get him under control or be doomed to be insulted forever? ON HIATUS
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006
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If I Had A Life reviews
AU fic, set in a Blade Runner-inspired universe. Finney has been sent to destroy the android known as Jeremy Goode. For the fanfic50 challenge. Rated T for mild language and violent themes.
Psychoville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jeremy G., D.I. Finney - Complete
Relapse reviews
He can't take the madness any more. Alternate universe, set after Series 2. Contains one use of strong language, allusions to suicide and canon character death.
Psychoville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jeremy G., E. Kenchington - Complete
Unfortunate Implications reviews
Jeremy Goode encounters all his past lovers at once. Crosses over with BBC Sherlock, Black Books and Portal. Not to be taken seriously under any circumstances. Contains slash pairings and is rated T for moderate language and a few sexual references.
Crossover - Psychonauts & Psychoville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasha N., Jeremy G. - Complete
Light
Minor Series 2 spoilers. An extremely short monologue from Jeremy Goode's perspective, shining a bit more light on how he kept up the lie of the Silent Singer for so long.
Psychoville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jeremy G. - Complete
Musical Therapy
Minor spoilers. A quiet day in Ravenhill Hospital has to be blasphemy, a theory confirmed when Jeremy Goode is interrupted in his studies by some poor-quality audio. I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
Psychoville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jeremy G., E. Kenchington - Complete