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Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and X-overs.

I am a middle-aged, British, female geek with a penchant for fantasy and science fiction as well as a cauldron-stirring witch from Devon (UK).

I attended Cauntersfield Academy of Witchcraft for OWLs and NEWTs (Head Girl 1977), then studied under Sinistra and Vector at Hogwarts for two years before studying Mineralogical Magical Theory at the Scottish Institute of Magic. I have also studied at Miskatonic University.
I have published several papers on Minerals in Magic, Broomstick History and Lithiculture.
I am no longer working entirely in the magical world due to health concerns. (The DMLE has determined that Death Eaters can be injurious to your health.)

Consultant in Lithiculture to Pagan's Wish seed company, (Otterley, Devon).
Consultant to Singularis Ocularis scrying and potion supplies, (Ottery StJude, Devon)
Specialist consultant in Cthonic Lore to DoM.

I write, tinker with computers and electronics, and collect minerals (the avatar image is a drawing of a Harmotome crystal collected in Scotland)

I write a few tales for my own pleasure, but I have neither the patience nor the focus to complete a longer story - so most of my completed scribblings are short stories.

Answering reviews: I try to answer every review. Unfortunately, FFN sometimes loses track of what goes where and by whom, and the reply system falls on its face. Anonymous (guest) reviews are always unanswerable. If you don't hear from me - especially if you have let me know about some insanity I've managed to post (duplicate chapters, strange typos, lines of utter gibberish), please assume that the response system is broken.

Cross-Unders: These are stories that include aspects of other fictions without being actual cross-overs - usually where some (real) piece of fiction causes characters to emulate something from the referenced fiction: an example would be God-Emperor of Little Whinging is where Harry's reading of Frank Herbert's Dune series causes him to become a fictional Arakeen Sandworm hybrid.

On the subject of copyright protection: Read the short story The Reconstruction of Mingus by Phil Manchester; it is set in a world where copyright is enforced so vigorously that everyday speech is reduced to 'authorised phrases', and all creativity is gone from the world.

This is not to say that copyright protection is wrong, only that over-vigorous enforcement IS.

For the record, I make no money writing and make no claim to ownership of anything I write that is based on other works.

Everything is derivative, and fan fiction doubly so. I have read so much original fiction as well as fan fiction, that I cannot guarantee that anything I put in a tale is original - even the cliches are based on pre-existing cliches.

I don't have a beta reader but I do have both a spell-checker and a dictionary (and I use both).

Reviews: Reviews are always welcome, constructive criticism is welcome, smiles and pleasant wishes are most welcome.
Destructive criticism, flames and just plain whinges are not welcome at all, and will be treated with the utmost contempt - and may result in the critic/flamer/whinger being lampooned (which, in turn, may or may not involve a light-post and a big fish-hook.)

Latest News -

April 2016 - My muse is still missing presumed living it up in Barbados, so things are moving slowly. The stories aren't dead, just in suspended animation (I hope).

Llamas - if anyone has a way of getting llama-stains out of the wallpaper, I would be most grateful. I am working on a self-help guide to laundering llamas. Most of the tips seem to work for emus, too.

Responses to a guest review or two:

Story: The Trousers of Time

:Not quite sure the point of this. Fate was fed up with Dunbles and so let Harry find the pants, but at the end time somehow reverses to before he finds the pants and this time decides not to put them on. So what was the point?

Interesting concept, all the different possibilities, but kinda pointless.

I would point out that the last decision-tree to be explored was the one where he didn't wear them.

Story: GodEmperor of Little Whinging

:W* was this.

A crossunder with God Emperor of Dune, which features a Sandworm-Human hybrid.

Most guest reviewers are quietly polite, may make a point or raise a question, but one has recently been something other than pleasant.

A MESSAGE TO THE SNIVELLING, ANONYMOUS, COWARD - you know who you are.

You do not have editorial control, if you don't like what I write, then you are free to closebox - after all, you didn't pay anything to read my scribblings.

If you have nothing constructive to say, then stay silent. Your rants are treated with the contempt they deserve, and you merely prove that you are an irrational, addle-pated lackwit wirth an over inflates sense of entitlement, a lack of social graces and an uncontrolled urge to invite the worst kinds of ridicule and humiliation to be visited upon you.

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Aegis by dogbertcarroll reviews
When the spell hiding Sunnydale breaks, it's not just the outside world that is surprised. Xander's roadtrip is certainly going to be quite different now that he's discovered he lives in a world filled with more than just gods and demons, it also has... superheroes!
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,781 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/18/2023
Imagination by burnable reviews
With a mind unbound by judgment, and finding comfort in quiet solitude, Harry Potter begins his journey into the wizarding world. Yet, his past of abuse and neglect has shaped both his mind and magic into something new and powerful. He sees the world through a whole new kind of filter, which is just ready and waiting to evolve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,212 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/16/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Headlines At Glastonbury by tyrannicpuppy reviews
Since the war, Harry has taken to exploring long-forgotten places as a chance to escape his extensive and unwanted fame. But what he found in the depths of Glastonbury Tor will change not only his own life, but the future of all. [Ensemble fic with multiple POVs]
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 60 - Words: 409,677 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/1/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L., Merlin
Bobbies On Bicycles , Two by Two by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Vernon Dursley's crimes come to light, and the Bobbies on Bicycles of the Surrey Constabulary are on the job. Join Constables Hall and Tipton as they collect the information that should send Vernon to a long time in Her Majesty's jails.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/30/2024
Harry Potter and the Artificer Legacy by Kairomaru reviews
Everyone knows the story, the Potters attacked and little Harry left with his relatives. But what happens when the last Potter stumbles upon something left behind? What does someone with no preconceived notions about Magic do when they find out that it's real? Do they follow along just like everyone else? Or do they find their own path? Harry Potter did always like to make things!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 447,582 - Reviews: 5478 - Favs: 15,198 - Follows: 17,776 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/18/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Penelope C., Fleur D.]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 870,949 - Reviews: 13683 - Favs: 6,859 - Follows: 5,664 - Updated: 12/26/2024 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the whimsical drabbles by slytherinsal reviews
Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,310 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/23/2024 - Published: 5/5/2018
Elfish Welfare by tyrannicpuppy reviews
AU Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, and presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of her little master just as the Potter's portrait commands her to. Cover by EnchantedPixie495 [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 426,414 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 9,992 - Updated: 12/19/2024 - Published: 5/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Life After Death by birdwoman95 reviews
The summer before Harry's third year, the Dursleys are not so forgiving about what happened with the cake drop. Vernon was punished at work for that, and he's a big believer in paying bad fortune forward. This is the fallout. Rated T for slightly above canon-level child abuse and character death. Slow burn; pairing mostly implied. No beta. *WIP*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,856 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 10/12/2024 - Published: 8/26/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Dead Potions Master by Fairywm reviews
Someone killed Snape and Amelia is stumped, so she calls in the new team from America to help figure it out. Some bashing. Set in Harry's first year, pre NCIS series. A fast-paced story of 'who dunnit'. Knowledge of NCIS is not necessary. Omake added, When Abby met Luna.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,438 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/5/2024 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Neville L., Amelia B., Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Grinning Goblins by Fairywm reviews
Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,816 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 10/3/2024 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Justin F. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unleashed by Karmealion reviews
At the end of third year, when Dementors threaten a past version of Harry Potter and his godfather, Harry knows it's officially time to perform his very first Patronus Charm... But that's the moment he notices a bottleneck of some kind that he can't seem to force his magic past, and he realizes it needs to be destroyed before he can do anything else... Harry/Fleur - Evil Krum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 403,461 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 9/28/2024 - Published: 11/5/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Neville L.
Protecting Harry by Fairywm reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts feels Harry needs protection. Dumbledore isn't doing a good enough job, so she calls on the only man she feels can get it right. Prophecies fear him, demons flee from him, and Slayers love him. Enter Xander Harris. Fanfic of a fanfic. The original story, Potter's Protector, is written by mjimeyg.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 223,390 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 9/16/2024 - Published: 2/10/2022 - Xander H., Joyce S., Harry P.
Diary of Lily Evans and Magical Null Space by BeepKeeper reviews
After Triwizard Tournament Harry finds a seditious flyer telling muggleborn to leave Hogwarts. Muggleborns and half-bloods endorse idea & Harry learns after fifth year muggle relatives can permit him to flee. Then RoR gives Harry book bag full of diaries and papers written by Lily Evans in 1970s. He reads Lily's Diaries and learns about parents & new magic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 220,408 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 9/3/2024 - Published: 7/31/2024 - Complete
The Defensive Space Force Ship Requirement by tkepner reviews
Harry Potter, and the rest of Dumbledore's Army in his fifth year, use the Room of Requirement to get themselves a spaceship! The problems of a tiny island on Earth don't seem so important, anymore. Wizards in Space! What could possibly go wrong with that? Eventually, this will be a crossover with Stargate SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 349,840 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 8/26/2024 - Published: 12/11/2021 - Gen. Hammond, Harry P., Hermione G., Lee J.
Butterflies Bearing Beater's Bats by dogger807 reviews
Harry has just stormed out of the Dursley's house after inflating Aunt Marge. Like the first time around, his godfather startled him into summoning the Knight Bus. This time around, it's Sirius' turn to be surprised. ::Dumbs Bashing Ahead:: Harry/Multiple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,220 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 8/5/2024 - Published: 9/21/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 647,473 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 7,941 - Updated: 7/16/2024 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Shadow of the Force by TheSilverboar reviews
A Challenge from 'harold.len.9'. This is a story where Harry's brother is credited with the defeat of Voldemort and Harry gets tired of being ignored so, after learning that the Veil of Death may not actually lead to Death, he decides to leave his world for a place that won't ignore him...and finds a place that is in desperate need of his aide.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,599 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 6,447 - Follows: 7,476 - Updated: 6/6/2024 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Oola, Leia O.] Luke S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,101 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 5/26/2024 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Gone Fishing - Writing Post Cards by Ebenbild reviews
There's a *sirius* situation taking place in Azkaban. The wardens see just one way out of imminent insanity: they ask the Minister for sick leave. In Azkaban, it has always been a one-against-all mentality, now, there can be only one - either the wardens or Sirius Black. Sadly, it seems as if the Black insanity is winning. Crack. AU! Sirius in Azkaban story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,527 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/17/2024 - Published: 6/16/2023 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., Cornelius F.
Whisper in the Dark by Jennifer Schumacher reviews
Xander gets hit with a shot from the Ferrula-Gemini. Just seconds after the Hellmouth briefly opened. Now there's two Xander's, but one of them isn't who he thinks he is.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 85 - Words: 84,336 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/16/2024 - Published: 3/25/2024 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
30 Days by ProfessorQuill101 reviews
On trial and with his future hanging in the balance, Harry uses an ancient law during his trail to keep from having his wand snapped. Now, he has 30 days as Minister for Magic to prove Fudge unfairly persecuted him. Oh, and he might have to fight a war along way. Harry/Penny. A slower burn than my usual work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,312 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 4/8/2024 - Published: 3/7/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Penelope C., Daphne G. - Complete
Lockhart's Blunder by Lab12 reviews
A grave error made by Lockhart turns the wizarding world on its head. It ends quite badly for him, but he inadvertently manages to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,692 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 3/21/2024 - Published: 9/24/2023 - Complete
Harry Potter: Other Side of the Statute by EdStargazer reviews
The magical world does not exist in a vacuum as many think. The rest of the world might be unaware but it is still there. A dragon appearing in the skies over London is bound to draw some attention. This bring unexpected consequences for both the Magical and Mundane worlds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/13/2024 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
Retrograde by Knife Hand reviews
Harry's trial before fifth year goes differently because someone knows more than they should about Harry. Time Travel Fic. Chapter 33 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,488 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 7,173 - Updated: 2/29/2024 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Harry P., Amelia B.]
Harry Gets High by StevenTLawson reviews
The four Hogwarts Heads of Houses have found a peculiar sight in the staff room. A nearly zonked out Harry Potter who has had quite some time to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/20/2024 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Chrysallis by TimeTraveller-1900 reviews
Harry Potter has escaped Azkaban after being framed for mass murder. Returning home, he decides to put a project he's had going for years into operation. Goodbye Harry Potter, Hello Sophie Chambers. Genderbending warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/19/2024 - Harry P. - Complete
Working The Graveyard Shift by Ebenbild reviews
"Do you like causing nightmares for a little boy, Lily?" Petunia and Lily talk. There are accusations and vicious arguments - and they're definitely not stopped by the fact that it's 1987 and Lily has been dead for six years. Good Petunia Dursley AU! Implied canon character death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/12/2024 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Wizard's Carol by WolfgangNH reviews
Dumbledore is visited by three ghost to tempt him to change his ways. Will it work or will he still be consumed with his 'Greater Good? This is a Harry Potter / Christmas Carol story for 2023.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/25/2023 - Published: 12/17/2023 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 12/16/2023 - Published: 8/3/2018
I See No Difference by maschl reviews
With Professor Snape's hateful and cruel words towards her, Hermione's trust in authority figures comes crashing down for good. She begins to question the adults' response to Harry's forced entry into the Triwizard Tournament and concludes that it's up to her to keep him safe. And if they have to leave the country to escape the madness of Hogwarts and Magical Britain, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,559 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 4,962 - Updated: 12/16/2023 - Published: 10/17/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Hermione learns a thing by mp3.1415player reviews
Young Hermione Granger is curious about all sorts of things. This leads to discoveries and oddness that is likely to only increase with time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,370 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 11/5/2023 - Published: 1/22/2022
Lucius Malfoy, Would-Be Murderer by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Soon after Cornelius Fudge becomes Minister in April 1990, Lucius Malfoy tracks down Harry Potter to the wizard boy's house on Privet Drive in Little Whinging. Lucius's plot? To Killing-Curse three Muggles and the nine-year-old Boy Who Lived. Lucius's evil scheme is three-quarters successful. Dumbledore bashing, pre-Hogwarts Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 11/4/2023 - Published: 8/7/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
An Amalgamated Halloween by ordinaryguy2 reviews
Not wanting to face everyone in the tower after his name comes out of the Goblet, Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts wondering how he can survive. Dobby hears and brings Harry to the Come-and-Go Room, which gives Harry an unexpected answer that also upturns several other plans. Dumbledore/Ron/Molly/Ginny bashing. HHr
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,733 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 10/23/2023 - Published: 10/1/2019
From Hell's Heart, I stab at Thee by TimeTraveller-1900 reviews
Harry takes the law into his own hands during his sixth year at Hogwarts, ending the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/20/2023 - Published: 6/27/2022 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twisted Gate by Jennifer Schumacher reviews
Xander and Cordelia's road trip, along with their future, goes sideways, when they discover an Ancient repository and the truth about the Hellmouths. The Ancients do like leaving their messes for others to clean up, don't they? Au.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 43,308 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/15/2023 - Published: 10/7/2023 - Xander H., Cordelia C., J. O'Neill - Complete
Changing the Balance of Power by old-crow reviews
The day after killing the snake, Harry returns to the Chamber of Secrets and finds something. Later, Harry sits in as Emma and Andromeda discuss how the wizarding world could be made better. He takes it as a lifelong challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,428 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 10/11/2023 - Published: 4/17/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dobby
Like Tenfold Shields by polarbear20000 reviews
It's been said 'never get between an angry mother and her babies.' Unfortunately, Harry can't say he's really experienced that, due to the situations of his life. What if someone stepped up - someone with spikes in her tail and able to breathe fire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 229,409 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 10/7/2023 - Published: 9/26/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Working for the Weekend by dogbertcarroll reviews
Arriving in Sunnydale ready to start a new life as a normal teenager, Buffy discovered she wasn't the only one who dealt with strange events and that maybe it wasn't all bad, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something had been listening when she'd wished for a vacation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,680 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 9/24/2023 - Published: 7/5/2020
The Clockwork Army by RileyOR reviews
It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power. Harry, however, is having absolutely none of this and has instead elected to leave the country. But Harry is about to find out that the New World means new troubles, ones he could never have imagined. The clock is counting down. But to what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,408 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 9/24/2023 - Published: 1/20/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by blackcatkuroi reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 544,950 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 9/22/2023 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Haemophilia (based on It's in the Blood by sakurademonalchemist) by Quatermass reviews
Since he was young, Harry was fascinated by blood. After the debacle of his Fourth Year, and being kept in the dark, Harry is taken by the Dursleys to Cheddar, where horrific and bloody events will unfold, leading to Harry joining the Hellsing Organisation...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,936 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,946 - Updated: 9/19/2023 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
A Chance Encounter by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Harry was separated from the group when Death Eater's attacked the quidditch world cup and ended up running to someone a little early?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,294 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 4,967 - Updated: 9/17/2023 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Near-Sighted Basilisk by Fairywm reviews
Meet Isobel: the near-sighted basilisk. After spending a thousand years alone in the darkness, she's is extremely near-sighted. Everyone hears mysterious bangs and crashing sounds beginning his second year, but only Harry can understand the parselmouth profanity he hears following each one. Crackish. Fanart by Aussiefan70
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,510 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 9/14/2023 - Published: 9/9/2023 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Basilisk - Complete
What's in the shadows by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter began to rebel, and gets a lot of help from his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,240 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 297 - Published: 8/22/2023 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Lightning Lord by VashonBeader reviews
AU: Harry Potter is determined to make something of himself, and has worked hard to achieve his goal of becoming the best wizard he can. It's just not the wizard the rest are expecting. Join him on his adventure at a new school with friends, some of which you'll recognize. Trio Harry, Hermione, Luna, Sirius/Amelia, Tonks and...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,385 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/20/2023 - Published: 6/18/2023 - [Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Felix Felicis by witowsmp reviews
Harry actually decides to use his lucky potion to defeat Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/10/2023 - Harry P. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 5,211 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 7/26/2023 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
A Matter of Law by ymaxwell39 reviews
A new neighbor has moved to Privet Drive. Not only is the new neighbor a wizard, he works in the law office that handled James and Lily Potter's wills. Part One of the four part 'Things that Matter' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 5,902 - Updated: 7/24/2023 - Published: 1/25/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Arcturus B.
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1. Cover Image courtesy of Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,978 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 7/24/2023 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Strawberry Wine by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship and must deal with his Summer Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,357 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/19/2023 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
What Doesn't Kill Us by Nemo Blank reviews
Harry builds on success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 6/8/2023 - Published: 4/24/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy W., Luna L.
Harry's Trek 2 by kb0 reviews
Harry continues in the world of Star Trek during the 24th century and beyond. See A/N at top of ch 1 for more detail.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,581 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/29/2023 - Published: 2/14/2023 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter the Mutant Obscurus Gamer by GnomeBob reviews
The Fates of the MCU have written for Harry Potter to die during a failed Obscurial Transformation. A drunken conversation between the heads of the Marvel verse has changed that and Harry has ended up with Gamer powers among other things. Watch Harry go through Hogwarts, Kamar-Taj, and Xavier's institute as he learns to use his powers and level up. Contains a Flerken. Harem by Arc3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 123 - Words: 693,341 - Reviews: 8387 - Favs: 10,932 - Follows: 11,238 - Updated: 5/17/2023 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 4/29/2023 - Published: 12/3/2015
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 5,661 - Follows: 5,732 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
Don't Fear the Reaper by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry will find his true powers after the loss of people he cherished. With these powers, he will make sure that all those that hurt him, his family, friends and others are dealt with. What else is someone to do if they Don't Fear the Reaper…? WARNING, this is a darker tragic story with a bit of an uptick at the end. Dumbledore bashing, fighting, gore and tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/31/2023 - Published: 3/12/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cursed Energy At Hogwarts - Year One by Writing Shop 12 reviews
What happens when a wandering jujutsu sorcerer finds a young boy in England that can bind and control cursed spirits? She gets a new little brother and Hogwarts eventually meets Harry Potter, the summoner. How will the school fare against someone with abilities they've never seen before? Read and find out. (Jujutsu Sorcerer Harry) (Confident Harry) (Harry x multi) (Year One)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jujutsu Kaisen/呪術廻戦 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,471 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 3/20/2023 - Published: 3/19/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tsukumo Y. - Complete
The Necromancer by MaeglinYedi reviews
Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world. Harry/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 257,033 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 2/23/2023 - Published: 5/14/2021 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Sirius B., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,110 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 5,615 - Updated: 2/18/2023 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
The Perils of Paralells by Nargled reviews
The Prophecy says we need a Harry. We don't have one... AU fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2023 - Complete
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 1/27/2023 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Who let the Dad out? woof! woof! by slytherinsal reviews
diverges from canon: start OOTP, Harry objects to Sirius being treated like an idiot child, & himself being disrespected. Weasley bashing, but some redemption, Manipulative! Dumbledore, Harmony after rocky start. Harry learns politics Marauder fashion, discovers family magic, breaks curses, has fun and oh, yeah, deals with that prophecy. Some twists from my warped imagination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/24/2023 - Published: 1/11/2023 - Complete
The Cosigner by RileyOR reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the first person entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. In fact, it's happened enough that there are rules in place to discourage such a thing. When Harry finds out that the binding magical contract spoken of so severely isn't actually binding him at all, but rather his mysterious cosigner, he decides to forego participation completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,431 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 1/13/2023 - Published: 12/31/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
The True Way Of The Sith by Writing Shop 12 reviews
The battle in the Department of Mysteries ends with Boy Who Lived plunging through the veil after his godfather. What happens when Harry comes into contact with an object of dark power in a galaxy far far away? Look out Star Wars Universe because Sith Harry is coming to make a splash (and annoy the hell out of the Jedi). Sith Harry. Grey Harry. (Harry x Ventress, ?, ?, ?).
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,425 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 5,566 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 12/7/2021 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress, Aayla S., Harry P. - Complete
Quitting by White Angel of Auralon reviews
After they were caught by Filch after getting Norbert the baby dragon to the Astronomy Tower, Harry and Hermione felt the ire of the other students for losing those one hundred and fifty points total. Well, they wouldn't take that abuse silently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 664 - Published: 12/31/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weremione by Sakubato reviews
Harry and Hermione don't quite escape from Professor Lupin unscathed at the end of third year,which results in unexpected complications and struggles as the pair face adversity and bigotry while trying to stay alive. This is a Work in progress and will be updated as i can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 177,780 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 6/4/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Minerva M.
Dragon Tamer, First Task by Roff reviews
Harry is worried if the plans he has to deal with the dragon in the first task will actually work.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/20/2022 - Harry P. - Complete
No Way by FMPtrumpets reviews
Did you really think that a group of Aurors and a werewolf could come pick Harry up after a Dementor attack and not think that something was wrong in that house? Be real, here. Kingsley happens to think that he's a very good Auror, thank you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,272 - Published: 12/10/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Kingsley S.
Broken Destiny by Yoda1976 reviews
Xander is shot at 25 and finds out that things are not the way they are supposed to be, and he sets out to make things right, from the beginning. A Buffy/Xander romance.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 143,537 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/23/2022 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by Altairadactyl reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Fun fact! austin-flare-potter says "I never hated something like I hate Harry in this story."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,315 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 4,862 - Updated: 10/7/2022 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D., Loki
First Warp by TimeTraveller-1900 reviews
AU The Borg Sphere has opened a temporal vortex into Earth's past, to 2063, a day before First Contact with the Vulcans. The Enterprise crew have to fight a battle with Borg and ensure Zefram Cochrane completes his warp flight. But it soon becomes apparent something is very wrong, or right.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/1/2022 - Published: 3/7/2022 - G. LaForge, J. Picard, W. Riker - Complete
Payback Time by Fairywm reviews
Harry gets struck by magical lightning and get stupidly overpowered. It's payback time. No one is going to be walking over him anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,282 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 9/27/2022 - Published: 9/10/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Put a Taboo to Use by BeepKeeper reviews
End of 3rd year, during the fight in Shrieking Shack, Pettigrew drops a magical sack that Harry hides, not looking inside until returned to No.4 Privet Dr. There's a journal begun by Lucius Malfoy with a spell to cast taboo on Lord Voldie's name, and Pettigrew's plans to cast spell on 'Lord Voldemort' and 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.' What can Harry do with this spell?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,394 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 9/24/2022 - Published: 8/27/2022 - Complete
Good Bye, Farewell, So Long, Fuck You by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry has been forced into the Triwizard Tournament but with a piece of advice he decides to do what is right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 8/25/2022 - Published: 8/17/2022 - Harry P., Neville L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Horcruxes Aplenty by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry learns that Horcruxes don't work as advertised. They work but not in the manner contemporary wizards think. His fifth year at Hogwarts is complicated by Horcruxes, visitors, pink toads, and headmasters with their own agendas. (Bash Umbridge quickly and then more and more on Dumbles. Lots of OC's show up in the story)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/20/2022 - Published: 8/7/2022 - Complete
Angry, Overpowered Harry Potter by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. At Harry's August 1995 trial in front of the Wizengamot for use of underage magic and violating the Statute of Secrecy, Lucius Malfoy and Dolores Umbridge got Harry convicted, and got Harry sentenced to death by Kiss. ("Kind" Dumbledore asked that Harry be "merely" sent to Azkaban for life.) But as the Dementor is drawing close to Harry, something unexpected happens. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,839 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 4,484 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/1/2022 - Published: 3/29/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
The Servant's Portrait by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry's brooding after lessons with Dumbledore leads him to find a portrait he'd never seen before. In it he found more helpful advice than any one living had ever managed. How can a portrait of a servant help Harry defeat Voldemort? Wandlessly of course. No pairings for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/28/2022 - Published: 7/15/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Year with Deadpool by Fairywm reviews
Deadpool drops in to the past and in on eleven-year-old Harry Potter with an offer. He makes Harry a super soldier and hangs around for the chaos. crack fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/22/2022 - Published: 9/29/2020 - Harry P., W. Wilson/Deadpool - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Knife Hand reviews
Harry willing goes into the Forrest to face Voldemort because he has secret that means he has nothing left to lose. Hermione, however, has made sure he is leaving something behind. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/12/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tails of Change by Karou WindStalker reviews
It's the end of the third year and Harry's home for the holidays. The Dursley's are on holiday and Harry is studying over the summer, doing research on Animagus transformations. In this story, Tonks is two years younger than Canon. Rated M for Caution. This story is AU, and will include F/F relations, so be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,743 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 7/11/2022 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Fleur D.] OC
This is water by Nargled reviews
In her eighth year at Hogwarts, Hermione discovers that the war is still on. It's just wearing nicer robes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/9/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overlord by otblock57 reviews
All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,764 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 4,888 - Updated: 7/5/2022 - Published: 10/23/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,191 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 6/18/2022 - Published: 4/19/2014
When Death Intervenes by Fairywm reviews
Death doesn't like how Binns teaches, so she replaces him. Watch out Hogwarts, ghosts are invading. And they will be telling the true history. Dumbledore isn't going to like that. HEA fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,194 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 6/4/2022 - Published: 5/2/2022 - Harry P., OC, Death - Complete
A Two Finger Salute by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 6/2/2022 - Published: 3/8/2022 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Dobby - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
One Shot by MBurris reviews
Is what you know .. enough? Can your current knowledge get you out of the unfavorable circumstances you are in? Harry thinks fast, and is going to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 2/19/2022 - Harry P. - Complete
No Man is an Island by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. had one more trick up his sleeve-A randomized Portkey to send Harry somewhere else. Over a month later, Dumbledore and Harry's friends have tracked Harry down to a tropical island full of danger. Where Harry has definitely undergone a change, and Dumbledore's original plan to defeat Voldemort is scrap. Time for a new one, then.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,970 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/28/2022 - Published: 5/23/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D.
Ouroboros by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU 7th Year. Hogwarts' defenses are falling apart, due to a thousand years of neglect, poor maintenance, and now a Dark Lord's army assaulting it. How does the Trio fix it? Well, sometimes all you can do is go back to the beginning... One shot, no pairings, just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/6/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Birdshot by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry's exceptional summer between third and fourth years at Hogwarts begins with revising the goblin wars and figuring out how to get help from trusted adults. He spends time in the sunshine and thinks about his runic arrays and cartouche. The summer gets intense before return to Hogwarts where professors have stupid restrictions once again. BASH DUMBLEDORE BASH Magical Britain
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,844 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 4/1/2022 - Published: 2/14/2022 - Complete
Effects of Basilisk by BeepKeeper reviews
Lots of things won't work on Harry Potter because of a combination of basilisk venom and phoenix tears in his blood. The trauma of the events after the third task bring those two elements in Harry's blood to the forefront. Not fun for dementors, professors and love potions. Slash but only in some conversations. Neville gets a huge surprise! (This only goes through January 1996)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,742 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 3/19/2022 - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
101 Ways to Deal with Dolores by gredandforgerock reviews
It took a runty giant and a herd of centaurs to get Dolores Umbridge out of Hogwarts, but she wasn't gone. She lingered like bad breath or gas. How many ways could she have gone? 101, Dead or alive, any time frame. Some are more realistic than others, which are just ridiculous. Eventually 101 Chaps. Expect anything. No posting schedule.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/22/2022 - Published: 2/19/2016
Aspect of the Wolf by Dante 2K-25 reviews
Harry's summer isn't going well. Voldemort has returned, and he is being shut out and abandoned by all he knows. Unsure of his path, he discovers an elven ranger who journeys with him as they return to Azeroth. He will create a legend and become the greatest champion of Azeroth. He will forge a legend, and all who stand against him will fear the Wolf. Harry/Harem (HP/VW/AW/VS/TW/JP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,439 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 3/14/2022 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Harry P., Vereesa Windrunner, Valeera Sanguinar, Jaina Proudmoore]
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew by Altairadactyl reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,949 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/12/2022 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., OC, Wasp/Janet V.D.]
Harry Potter and the Half-God Prince by Marcus Rowland reviews
While Harry, Hermione and Ron are on the run from Voldemort, the odd contents of a book rescued from Grimmauld Place lead to a huge change in plans. Harry Potter / Wonder Woman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,342 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 3/6/2022 - Published: 9/14/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Diana/Wonder Woman - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 15,077 - Follows: 18,535 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 268,292 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5480 - Favs: 13,469 - Follows: 13,882 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Reborn by JustBored21 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death and wizard, finds himself in the Marvel universe. The story of a man broken by war, being reborn as the hero he truly is. Eventually multi-pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,460 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 11,616 - Follows: 12,089 - Updated: 2/10/2022 - Published: 6/21/2020 - [Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Star Granger - Season 3 by SFD reviews
Out there, HMS Hind is an amazing sight. An empty sphere of space, but for the occasional lighting of its shields, yet spitting out fire at an amazing rate. "Keep us at the edge of targeting range and keep pulling those two Ha'tak away from Improved." I instruct the Jaffa in command.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,236 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/27/2022 - Published: 8/12/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
When Fury Meets the Hooligans by GenkaiFan reviews
Nick Fury thought he was recruiting a young, but talented linguist, what he got was taken for a wild ride. A short Avenger scene that may develop into something more. No pairing or Slash. Just good clean fun.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/23/2022 - Published: 3/20/2021
What Magic? by kb0 reviews
Harry gets his Hogwarts letter, but finds he doesn't really qualify as a student and doesn't fit in Albus Dumbledore's plans. See what happens when Harry doesn't go to Hogwarts. Warning: not a good story for those who love Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 397 - Published: 1/11/2022 - [Harry P., Sally-Anne P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Potter Child by Ebenbild reviews
After the Dementor attack, Harry goes to Gringotts to find out his monetary options in case his wand is snapped. He gets more than he bargained for. Where in Merlin's name does all the money come from? ! What did the Weasley twins do if that is his account after investing in them a few months ago? ! And what does the goblin mean, Hogwarts is taken care off? ! Crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 11/27/2021 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Quarian's Wizard by Quatermass reviews
They had thought each other to be imaginary friends. One, a human wizard from the 20th Century. The other, a Quarian from the 22nd. And yet, as her Pilgrimage takes a turn for the worse, Tali'Zorah is surprised to find Harry Potter turn up. But can their bond flourish as they, along with Commander Jeanne Shepard, try to put an end to the insane plans of Saren?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,684 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 11/24/2021 - Published: 9/19/2021 - [Harry P., Tali'Zorah] Shepard - Complete
How Could One Will Cause So Much Chaos? by darkoraclegirl reviews
Newly emancipated 15 year old Harry Potter decides to get out of Britain for the summer and head to Vegas for his vacation, bringing along Tonks and Remus to keep him out of trouble. Two days later Harry wakes up in a hotel room in bed with Tonks and two mystery women,Remus is missing, and next to no memory about the last two days. What happened? This story will have a harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 391,062 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 5,857 - Updated: 11/20/2021 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Harry P., N. Romanov/Black Widow
Harry Potter and the Sun Queen by Steelbadger reviews
During his exploration of the history of the magical Far East, Harry Potter finds cryptic references to an island Kingdom called Yamatai, supposedly ruled by the powerful Sun Queen Himiko until its sudden disappearance millennia ago. He never was able to pass up a good mystery.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 11/4/2021 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Lara Croft
Harry Potter: Neko's Mate by VMFanfiction reviews
Hermione's Polyjuice mishap in Second Year causes her to become a Neko! While visiting Hermione in the Hospital Wing, Harry discovers he's a Metamorphmagus. But that is not the only new discoveries for Harry and Hermione. What will this mean for the future? And what does it mean to be a Neko's Mate? Harry/Hermione/Harem. Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bender!Harry. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,813 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 4,917 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Crazy Cossack by slytherinsal reviews
expanded from the drabble, in which Jurko Bohun, with nothing to live for, takes a draft made by the witch, Horpyna, and ends up 8 years old the same age as Harry Potter to become his bodyguard. 3 years later when a pair of young Cossacks enter Hogwarts, they are out to raise a little hell. Not to be taken seriously but rated for language. No serious shippings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,213 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/24/2021 - Published: 8/15/2021 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And The Gunslinger Followed by OrianD'Cate reviews
Harry tries to follow Sirius through the Veil. One universe away, the League of Assassins tries to summon something through a Lazarus Pit. Neither get what they're hoping for. A comedy of errors and miscommunication, wherein the name of Ares is redeemed in the DCU.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/6/2021 - Published: 9/13/2021 - Harry P.
Invisible Fire by BeepKeeper reviews
When Harry receives the Potter Invisibility Cloak at Christmas in 1991, he is surprised and pleased to discover the cloak has something of a trickster personality and spell crafting skills. How does this impact the rest of first year and the following years at Hogwarts? Some bashing of professors, Dumbledore, and Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,864 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/24/2021 - Published: 7/24/2021 - Complete
Luna Lovegood Visits Stargate Command Ooops! by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Luna Lovegood paints a picture and steps through it to an adventure and meets new people... whom she confounds, confuses and brightens their day. She decides they must be Slytherins.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 260 - Published: 9/23/2021 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 10,270 - Follows: 7,747 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Good Portrait by FMPtrumpets reviews
Harry did some exploring and found something nobody would have expected. How would an enraged portrait change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 415 - Published: 8/29/2021 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P. - Complete
The Blackstone Curse by Argonaut57 reviews
Blackstone House had an uneasy reputation before its current owner disappeared. The owner was a muggle, but the house was built by wizards, so rising young Auror Harry Potter is sent to investigate. But someone else is looking into Blackstone House, and Harry finds himself in an uneasy alliance with magical vigilante John Constantine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Constantine - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2021 - Published: 6/25/2021 - Complete
could we be ghosts together? (and scare the neighbours) by oh-wellau reviews
Running away from Dudley and his band of Harry Hunting friends, Harry sneaks into the abandoned house of Periwinkle Walk to hide. Turns out the house is not quite as empty as Harry originally thought. And that the rumours of it being haunted were not entirely unfounded either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
The Coward and the Valiant by Zathara001 reviews
My take on a time travel fix-it fix. Harry faces Quirrell in the dungeon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Strange - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/16/2021 - Harry P., Dr. S. Strange - Complete
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3901 - Favs: 7,016 - Follows: 6,269 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,255 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 4,182 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6607 - Favs: 15,827 - Follows: 18,290 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Murphy's Law by Lightning4119 reviews
Harry wins, but has nobody to share the victory with. He tries to go back and change things, but since he's Harry Potter, things go wrong. Harry with a backbone. Decent!Dumbles. Harmony-ish. May be Gray!Harry later. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 192,443 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 6/4/2021 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 39 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,119 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 8,230 - Follows: 10,879 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
The Patronus by Jestrbob reviews
Edited and Rewritten. A different twist makes an AU story. the Story is AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,387 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/4/2021 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Taking a Stand by FMPtrumpets reviews
Fifth year. Remember that time when Harry stopped to think before speaking? When he was smart about it and didn't just sit back and watch as he and other kids were hurt because the Professors told him to keep his head down? Although, nobody would have expected him to handle it the way he did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,918 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 953 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Backwards with a Vengeance by DWDuck reviews
Harry Potter dies for the 7th time, forcing Death to have a face to skull talk with the young man. After learning of the betrayals heaped upon him, as well as the horrors Voldemort and his followers would go on to perpetrate, Harry agrees to go back as an employee of Death, LLC. This story is an adult comedy based loosely on the Reptilia28 challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 4/1/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,588 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 4/24/2021 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Goes on Holiday by kb0 reviews
After Sirius is killed, Harry doesn't want to go to the Dursleys again. The Grangers notice something is off with him so they offer Harry the chance to go home with them and then on holiday where something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 4/9/2021 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 5,829 - Follows: 6,883 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You Poked A Dragon by Zetasigma reviews
The loss of someone closest to Harry shows why the Hogwarts motto is apropos. He now has two missions in life, missions which would make any dragon proud; fierce care of what means the most to him and revenge against those who would do him or his harm. See how he handles the burdens of the end of 6th Year and The Hunt with these new mantras. HP/HG, NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,150 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 3/31/2021 - Published: 8/19/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L., Neville L.
Writing with Runes by HeatherSub reviews
4th Year AU, Harry wants to find out how the magic of the goblet works and discovers something far more significant. The first story published on FF, so please comment, thanks. The story is complete, just releasing the pages here and there to give me time to work on the next bit. Based on the Prompt from Reddit user asifbaig. Seriously, comments are a big motivation for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,907 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 3/20/2021 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Harry P., Luna L.
Armoured Mage by mjimeyg reviews
How do you overdose on Luck Potion? Harry knows. What he doesn't know is what to do when it runs out. Harry's adventure with Luck Potion leaves him trapped. He finds allies in the highest of places and friends that people thought never could have existed. But at the end of the day, he's Harry Potter... trouble finds him... and he deals with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 261,924 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 5,393 - Follows: 5,179 - Updated: 3/8/2021 - Published: 2/22/2021
The Wizard Racket by Argonaut57 reviews
The Rev Sandra Granger-Whitston is no Father Brown, but when a very odd crime wave hits her parish, she knows just who to call. Her cousin Hermione is a witch, after all, though she giggles more than she cackles and gets nervous on a broom. Then there's Hermiones' husband, Ron, a wizard and as tough a citizen as ever kicked a Hungarian Horntail in the teeth. No problem, then!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 12/17/2020 - Complete
Helping Endangered Species by senawario reviews
**Summary**: Someone plays a prank *on top of* Moody turning Draco into a ferret, which has unforeseen consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/28/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Growing Understanding by birdwoman95 reviews
AU starting end of Fifth year. Hermione was hurt a bit more by Dolohov's curse, and Harry needs to do something to fix it. It all goes off the rails from there. Tropes galore, I'm terribly mean to several characters I don't like (i.e. most adults and the youngest Weasleys)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,624 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 1/29/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Creative Landscaping by Acacia Vix reviews
Harry decides to let off some steam. This gives him ideas for handling the Triwizard Tournament. T rating may be overdoing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 190 - Published: 1/14/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Disillusioned by La Morraine reviews
When the portkey attached to the Goblet of Fire deposits Harry and Cedric in the graveyard in Little Hangleton, Harry is in no mood to accommodate Voldemort's sinister plans. He decides to fight back and that changes everything. [H/Hr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,259 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 1/12/2021 - Published: 1/8/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Cedric D. - Complete
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 4,710 - Updated: 1/5/2021 - Published: 8/18/2019
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 7,414 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 307,948 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 16,836 - Follows: 8,543 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episode I by Mnementh1 reviews
After being delivered to the Dursley's doorstep like a jug of milk, Harry is rescued by a mysterious stranger before they even know he was there. Nearly ten years later, he is returned, but not as the boy Dumbledore expected. Rated T and will always be rated T. Edited for grammar and spelling Nov 16 2020
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 11/16/2020 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Merope to the Rescue by HarryPotterFangirl85 reviews
Harry and Merope arrive at their next destination just in time to rescue Little Harry from an attack from the DEs, who have already killed the Dursleys, and remove him from the clutches of Dumbledore at the same time. (Time travel) (Pairings: HP/MG) /Dumbles-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,843 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 5/21/2020 - [Harry P., Merope G.] - Complete
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
[No longer being updated. Rewrite IP on profile] Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 7,609 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Hermione's Epiphany by Marc the Unruly reviews
It's Post DH, Harry, Hermione and Ron are back at Hogwarts to finish their NEWTS. But all is not well in paradise, Hermione and Ron are dating and Harry is distant. Angst/Romance. Inspired by Cragglerock82's excellent HP and the Jade Dragon. HHr. Update 17/06/17. Bad Ron, Good Ginny, manipulative (now dead) Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,570 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 5/20/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Summer Rituals by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Ritually Yours. Harry goes home with Hermione for a Dursley free Summer and the arrival of their baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,842 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Wololo by EmperorNefarious1 reviews
Harry found an interesting old magic while preparing for the Triwizard Tournament. Will Hermione's sanity survive this new power?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Age of Empires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/19/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Asleep by JacobApples reviews
Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up. Also, the translation in French is available by Eohwel. AppoApples has individual updated and extended version of Easier Than Falling Asleep!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 107,413 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Hedwig - Complete
I Aim to Misbehave by White Squirrel reviews
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Harry P., River
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Tongues by Manrann reviews
Harry has always been good at languages. Like REALLY good at languages. He realised that when he learnt sparrow. Its fourth year, and GWL Iris potter's life is messed up. So when a multilingual young man, Ambassador Peverell enters her life, she isn't ready for the questions he brings. Why does he seem to hate the Potters? Who is that spirit, Isis? A WBWL tale with a unique spin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,723 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC, Daphne G.
Broken Reflections by JacobApples reviews
Harry remembers the mirror Sirius gave him in the fifth book and realizes Voldemort is in his mind. Fed up with his circumstances he takes matters into his own and hands with an unforeseen fallout. Marauders age, No time Paradox. Hedwig Forever. I consider this a draft it is continued in a different form on the AppoApples account as "Twice Dead and Thrice Reflected"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 447 - Published: 8/11/2020 - [Harry P., Andromeda T.] Hedwig - Complete
Harry Potter and the Stint in the Mexican Prison by StevenTLawson reviews
After a mess happens during a fight between The-Boy-Who-Live and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, they land themselves halfway across the world and only their own stubbornness prevents them from leaving, what will happen in the time they spend in lock up. Crack, so don't take this seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/10/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/3/2020 - Published: 7/6/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Through the Veil by Fairywm reviews
Sirius falls through the veil, Harry follows. They wind up somewhere new. Knowing there's no way back, they seek to help their world as best they can. Just a quick one-shot. Dumbles bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,162 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 7/1/2020 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Virginia is for Lovers by Lady FoxFire reviews
You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power he knows not by Marc the Unruly reviews
Harry get a little somthing to even up the odds at the end of the Triwizard tournament. M for violence. H/Hr, but not majorly, I just like H/Hr :) Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/14/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Griphook - Complete
Unusual Inheritance by Knife Hand reviews
While staying at the Leaky Cauldron after his 'incident' with Marge, Harry finds out that he has an unusual inheritance. One that could change the course of his life forever. Chapter 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Hannah A., Su L.
Raising Harry by LucyferPhoenixMalfoy reviews
AU: What if there was more to the Evans line than thought? What if Harry grew up with some Other relations....?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,811 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A.
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 9,571 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Girl Who Tried by Kellar21 reviews
Daphne is locked in a marriage contract with Harry Potter, but she doesn't want any marriage contract, she wants the freedom to choose her husband, and the only way out is by killing him, so she tries, but Harry wasn't called the Boy Who Lived for nothing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 646 - Published: 5/18/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
This Time The Potters by Fairywm reviews
Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,398 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 8,040 - Follows: 5,186 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Dobby's Deceit by La Morraine reviews
What if Dobby bound himself to Harry without Harry knowing about it? How would that influence the story? [Harry/Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 378,980 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 7,485 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dobby
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 11/30/2015
From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies by dunuelos reviews
Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 5/27/2014
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 334 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Effect by Knife Hand reviews
Harry Potter is not raised by his Aunt, instead he is raised by his Mother's Cousin and his friends on a little ship called the Normandy. Harry Potter Mass Effect Crossover. Chapter 10 up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Graduation Speech by Harry50 reviews
The best student for more than a century, a heroine who got the Order of Merlin First Class award for her deeds during the war, the Head girl, who is also a very impressive young woman, speaks for the graduating class of '99 in the absence of her best friend, Harry Potter, who disappeared from Magical Britain a few weeks after the war. [Harry/Hermione] [Neville/Luna] Mainly Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 1/10/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Trouser Snake - Thats How It Could Have Happened by ironcheforegon reviews
What happens when Luna Lovegood hears about a most unusual magical creature? H/Hr, R/L, N/G. Originally published on Portkey in 2008. Updated for 2020 with minor updates. NOTE: This is an ALTERNATE version of a story that I was never able to finish originally. Think of this like a movie with an alternate ending. The "true" version will be posted after this. Four Chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 1/9/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
And the Basilisk made Three by slytherinsal reviews
Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Complete
Thor's Slayers by CzarZelinsky reviews
Part 1 of Thor's Slayers: Thor knows more about Earth's exotic wildlife than Stargate Command could have imagined. Thor decides to rectify that situation. SG-1 might be a little better if they just had some Faith. (Buffy/Angel/SG1/SG:A Characters. Story could become M in the future.)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/2/2020 - Faith L., Wesley W., J. O'Neill, Thor - Complete
The Betrothal expanded by slytherinsal reviews
as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 205 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
Harry Potter's most excellent adventure by wolfd890 reviews
Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,600 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard on the Edge of Forever by rpnielsen reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,263 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
The Standard Potter Betrothal Contract by Marc the Unruly reviews
It's the end of 1st term during Harry's 8th year, Harry is tormented by feelings he doesn't understand as he watches Hermione with Ron. Lyric Llama Challenge from the Harmony & Co. 18 Facebook group. H/Hr fic. Molly, Ron & Ginny Weasley bashing. Rated M for language. Thanks to Slytherinsal and Madie080802 for their help on the story. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Acacia Vix reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,255 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 209 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
All was Definitely Not Well by TomHRichardson reviews
4 September, 2017: It has been nineteen years and some months since the Battle of Hogwarts; and three days since Hermione and her husband Ron put two of their children on the Express. Hermione Weasley wakes up sick, thinking she has the flu. But actually, twenty years' worth of potions all are wearing off. This is a post-Epilogue H/Hr story that bashes Molly, Ron and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 10/10/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the King of the Marauders by JustBored21 reviews
Harry Potter, master of death, is reborn as the twin brother of James Potter. Join him as he changes the future for the better, not just for his brother, but also for wizarding Britain. No making friends with Snape or Wormtail, Harry will be paired with one of or all three of the black sisters, decided after first chapter. Dumbledore bashing, powerful/god-like Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 10/13/2019
A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic (Reimagined) by RhysThornbery reviews
What if Sirius Black had been more cautious approaching Harry before 3rd year? How might Harry's life have changed for that one simple divergence in his path? A reimagining of A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic. Starts out fairly different but expect similarities. Rated T to start. Additional warnings in first author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
The Stowaway by ironcheforegon reviews
A mysterious green-eyed stowaway is discovered aboard a cruise ship. Why is he there? Where is he going? A sweet, romantic short story set several years after Hogwarts. First person story told from the point of view of an outsider. H/Hr NOTE: Originally published on Portkey in 2010. Updated for 2019 with extra material missing from the original now finally included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 10/14/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What if a chocolate frog could change everything by Teddylonglong reviews
... even a whole timeline? "Harry Potter," Minerva read aloud, "receiver of the Order of Merlin first class once for vanquishing the Dark Lord and for inventing the wolvescure after a long-lost recipe of Salazar Slytherin. Harry? But he is only three years old." Completely AU, partly OOC, possible time paradox, de-aging, Dumbledore bashing, mentioning of abuse by the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,315 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Harry P., Minerva M., Poppy P., Arcturus B. - Complete
Investigators by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Some things transcend generations. Head Auror Harry Potter solves crimes and stops criminals. This new request from the ICW, however, brings with it layers of mystery and issues Harry never imagined. To follow this path to its proper end, Harry will be relying on his wits and the notes of the long deceased first investigator: Alphard Black, Detective Necromancer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,229 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 7/10/2016
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 5,720 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Getting Too Old For This 2: Electric Boogaloo by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
A continuation of the story begun in Getting Too Old For This. Harry Potter is back, and he is determined to use that whole 'Preparing for the Reaper War' thing as an excuse to cause as much trouble as he reasonably can. When enigmatic aliens from an unexplored region of space pop up and attack his latest home, he's got a new distraction. Rated 'M' for bad language and worse ideas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,503 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019
Hagrid Saves the World by BeepKeeper reviews
A real prophecy involves Rubeus Hagrid. In Harry's second year, the giant spends his days planting a hedge around Hogwarts. Story takes dark turn every once in a while with "wait... what?" Lots of bashing of Dumbledore, McGonagall, Fudge, and Umbridge. There'll be seven parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,801 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/19/2019 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
Medium of Exchange by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Goblin Culture. The Director of Gringotts has one job - keep the Galleons flowing. It says so right there, in the oath. Sometimes, that job is harder than it seems. Trunkshopping!Harry, Wealthy!Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 11,309 - Follows: 9,652 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mark of Nyarlathotep by Argonaut57 reviews
On the Eve of May, 2006, and English Auror walks the streets of ancient and witch-haunted Arkham. A trail of madness, murder and ancient lore has brought Harry Potter here. On an uninhabited island in the Miskatonic River, he is about confirm his worst suspicions about the source of Voldemorts' power, and origin of the Dark Mark.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Complete
Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,355 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
Inheritance and Treachery by Carthienes reviews
Harry Potter claims his inheritance and discovers some unfortunate things about his friends; but the truth of their actions ultimately proves far worse than he could ever have imagined. Based on original Ideas by Rorschach's Blot (Odd Ideas chapter 50 and Lord of Caer Azkaban) WARNING! : Appearances can Deceive you. Don't Trust them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,979 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7799 - Favs: 19,099 - Follows: 21,089 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Venom Peddler by LightningFuryStrike13 reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 121,228 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Basilisk - Complete
Through the Wormhole by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter was unhappy with his life in Post-Voldemort Great Britain. Tired of the threats and expectations, he agrees to go through the Veil to help the DOM learn more about it. And there he meets the Prophets. They send him back to DS9 with the Sisko. He has a lot to learn about where he ended up. Now finished with Year One of DS9. Possible sequel to come.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,691 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Complete
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 543 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
Clarke's Law by senawario reviews
No summary, except a sheepish, "Sorry, couldn't resist!" Oh, and also, "Sorry it's so short!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overdue, Fines Incurring by wintergreen825 reviews
Six years after the Library stole Harry away, Albus Dumbledore finally realizes that he wasn't living with the Dursleys. Cue a mad scramble to find the missing Boy-Who-Lived, hopefully before anyone else realizes that he's missing. Meanwhile, Harry is just living life surrounded by a family who actually loves him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Librarians, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Severus S., Albus D., Jenkins/Galahad, Ezekiel J. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 4,871 - Follows: 6,213 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P.] Sirius B., Andromeda T.
Balancing the Scales by Nemesis13 reviews
Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018
Potter's Revenge by daled73 reviews
What happens when the "powers that be" decide the Hero shouldn't be allowed to upset any pureblood apple carts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2019
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 1,400 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Gold, Forgiveness and Math by MBurris reviews
Harry needs the goblins to forgive the plundering of their vault system and the theft of a dragon. Harry monetizes the Wizarding World's fear of ... math.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Complete
The Time Traveller by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry's life is discovered to be in danger in the future, an older and wiser Hermione travels to the past to seek the help of a key Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 310 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
From Nowhere Back To you by La Morraine reviews
After meeting Voldemort in that clearing and getting killed, Harry is confronted with Dumbledore at King's Cross. Only, Harry isn't in a mood to dance to Dumbledore's tune anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 5,991 - Follows: 6,820 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Ilha da Queimada Grande by monbade reviews
Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 543 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Thunderstruck by offsides reviews
Harry's Magic loves music, and music can cause his magic to do things. Facing Voldemort and surrounded by Death Eaters in the graveyard, Harry uses a song he's never dared try before. He just hopes he survives its effects. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 7/26/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Second World: Deadman's Hand by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry is entering into a new phase of his life, now all bets are off! Who will be left holding the Deadman's Hand? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,971 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/4/2019 - Published: 9/19/2015
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 4,594 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Third Task, As Designed by Dalwyn reviews
How did the tournament organizers expect the third task to end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2018
The Enterprise Shuttlebay by Enterprise1701-d reviews
A collection of oneshots, drabbles, ideas, unfinished fics, and miscellaneous randomness.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,395 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Diary of Time by joemjackson reviews
Headmaster Harry Potter has spent his whole life trying to make things better. At the end of his life, he is finally ready. He goes back in time and gives his 11 year old self a very special book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,417 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Amelia B. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 287 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Potioning Gone Wrong by Right What Is Wrong reviews
You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 8,694 - Follows: 7,426 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Case of the Burned Ears by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Sergeant Fin Tutuola has a problem - three people are dead, overdosed on some new mystery drug that shouldn't exist. With no leads, little evidence, and no ideas, his only hope for solving the case comes in the form of a British Detective Inspector named Harry Potter. Rated T for Drugs, Canon-typical Crime Scenes, and Language. One-Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Harry P., O. Tutuola - Complete
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6193 - Favs: 20,299 - Follows: 16,875 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Follow the Light by MBurris reviews
A slip of the tongue reveals to Harry an alternative path, one much more demanding than he experienced before, where the rewards he asks for are denied him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,433 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6629 - Favs: 15,308 - Follows: 17,839 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Nightfall by Marc the Unruly reviews
This is NOT a nice story. It springs from my observation that Harry could easily have gone dark due to Dumbles manipulations. This story explores how bad it could get. It's M for a reason people. It's slightly inspired by Isaac Asimov's story Nightfall from which I plagiarised for the last couple of sentences. Super-Powerful Dark Sociopathic Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/29/2018 - Complete
A Challenge Unexpected by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a revived competition coming to Hogwarts during his fourth year, the Last Mage of Krypton is caught in a challenge unexpected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 95,456 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Complete
Save Yourselves Reboot by Havens Run reviews
What happens when Harry Potter returns after the third task of the tri-wizard tournament carrying Cedric's body. A disaster that could have repercussions in both the magical and Mundane worlds. When he finally has enough and tells everyone where to get off. Then he finds help in the strangest places that he never would have believed.I'm Back and so is the muse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,794 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 9/2/2016
Beyond The Veil by NaniteSystems reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 192,665 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Harry P., Shepard]
The Sunnydale Chronicles by Knife Hand reviews
Life is a computer Game, and Sunnydale is the arena, but it is not the Slayer or a Demon who has the ability to decide its fate. Chapter 9 Up
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,064 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Faith L., Tara M.
Using the Gifts you are given by twilliams1797 reviews
One Shot: Harry receives few gifts from his relatives, but he uses them wisely
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/16/2018
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,342 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,161 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Resurrection Potion by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry's adventures in fourth year with a slightly darker view - some deaths and lots of blood. Dumbledore, Cedric bashing. Harry makes true friends with Fleur and Krum but there are no ships. (He's fourteen!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 255 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Complete
The effects of abuse by slytherinsal reviews
Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 421 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 12295 - Favs: 16,830 - Follows: 17,517 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 5,552 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Just a Touch of Kleptomania by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore Bashing! Lunar Harmony!) Based on, but not an answer to DZ2's "What's Yours is Mine" challenge. The Shadow-Walkers, magical thieves of extraordinary power, have long been thought extinct. But Harry, Hermione and Luna not only have those powers, but intend to use them to take everyone from Dumbledore to Voldemort to the cleaners...and make a little profit along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 2/16/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Take no Umbridge II: Taking Defense by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,758 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Couple on Earth by jlluh reviews
Harry and Hermione seek to avert Armageddon by altering a small but oddly impactful moment. COMPLETE (probably)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Non-Compliant or Just How Angry Was He by Lil Nezumi reviews
Just how angry was he that his life was not his own, that his future had been irrevocably mapped out and that he was being forced into an unloved machination of a marriage. Well he was angry enough to do the ritual, cast the spell and let his body die... See chapter one for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,817 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 818 - Published: 1/10/2018
Harry Potter & The Heir's Ring by monbade reviews
What if Harry wasn't as trusting and more intelligent then what people give him credit for. What if he learns early about who and what the Ancient house of Potter is really about. I had 38 chapters finished but due to my USB drive dying i lost all but the 11 i posted, I am working on it. Enjoy and please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,806 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Amelia B.
Tiber's Compendium - Book II by Lil Nezumi reviews
Away at summer school in the US, Harry is not that unaware of what's happening in the wizarding UK. He still has to return for his fifth year to a whole new set of problems, including a Ministry plant inside his precious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. See chapter 1 for more information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/9/2018
Waking from oblivion by slytherinsal reviews
another exploration of what happens if Harry gets a bit smarter about the Triwizard when he realises that hostages are going to be taken and fears it is going to be Hermione. Nobody can get at a potential hostage if she's hidden in the Chamber of Secrets, Oh, and there's a lot of potion ingredients to negotiate with Snape. Well-meaning manipulative! Dumbledore. Ron improves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,910 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 291 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Complete
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
Ancestry Revealed by Mnementh1 reviews
What would happen if Draco Malfoy was tricked into exploring his family tree? A one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Draco M. - Complete
The Boy-Who-Walked-Away by slytherinsal reviews
Set at the beginning of the Triwizard tournament, when Harry is so angry, he has decided that the consequence of losing his magic matters less than losing his life. However, he has a thing or two to say about the Wizarding World first. Oh, and it's a Harry/Hermione shipping
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 506 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Complete
Story Ideas by monbade reviews
This is my story ideas. Some are HP some are BSG and some are crossovers like Walking Dead, BSG and Star Wars. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,725 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/23/2017
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unlimited Gamer by theaceoffire reviews
Having learned how to save his loved ones millions of years too late, the B.O.B. between worlds grew tired of existence. Tired of everything. Before ending himself, he decided to leave behind something for an alternate version of himself. AU. Godlike. Gamer. Dimensional/Reality/Universe Travel.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,666 - Published: 11/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Funny Little Idea by RhysThornbery reviews
Just a short scene with a funny little story intro idea I had floating around in that weird brain of mine. Harry sure is a headache for those running the afterlife...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/20/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 16,156 - Follows: 15,549 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
A Distant Storm by TheBeardedOne reviews
The third year has begun and over the horizon, a storm builds ready to strike the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Challenge Unexpected)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,975 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 202 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot. Edited for grammar 11/22/2020
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 184 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Sanity is Quite Simply Overrated by Nemesis13 reviews
Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Arcturus B.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6272 - Favs: 18,823 - Follows: 19,998 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 8,569 - Follows: 10,102 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
H J Potter by Belcris reviews
Not all is as it seems in the life of Harry James Potter. Lily Potter was not the person everyone thought she was and her child pays the price. Some secrets are hidden under a thin layer of lies and sometimes we carry our prison with us.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,090 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 8/13/2017
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 12,383 - Follows: 14,469 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Reunion by And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 248 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Harry P., Norberta - Complete
Broomsticks last works, uncompleted by broomstick flyer reviews
Today 22nd of March 2015 at ten am broomstick flyer, who was a wonderful woman who was loved by so many people, passed away peacefully surrounded by her family. As a sign of the respect I had for her writing talent I intend to open a new folder in which I will post the several stories she was working on. Anyone who wishes to take up her ideas is welcome to do so, just ackowledge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,671 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
A Werewolf and a Veela Walk Into a Pub by Ares.Granger reviews
AU story in which there's a hiccup in the narrative third year. Harry is bit by Lupin trying to protect Hermione. Shortly after that Hermione learns she's a Veela. And their worlds shift as their new identities grow. Grey Dumbledore, AU, Veelaness and lycanthropy, UPDATE- Chapter deleted for rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,076 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 5/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Seamus F., Dean T.
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 2,212 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Tired of it! by monbade reviews
Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 19,864 - Follows: 10,939 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,387 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Harry Potter and the Deathly Dinochrome by deathjester3 reviews
At the Final Battle, Harry makes use of a powerful and dangerous spell, and let's Voldemorts overconfidence run away with him!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bolo series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 6154 - Favs: 14,138 - Follows: 14,289 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Stalking Death by Knife Hand reviews
One Hundred five year old children, all around the world, disappear. It is the most mysterious Case of Amelia Bones' Career. Six years later, three of them reappear, and Amelia almost wishes they hadn't because the Wizarding World will never be the same again. Chapter 5 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Story Snippets by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
Ideas I will likely never complete but wouldn't get out of my head until I wrote them down. Many of them are dark. Most of them come from dreams; some might say nightmares. These are not likely to be fluffy. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,405 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Rising From The Shadows by TheBeardedOne reviews
From a place unexpected, a new threat arises to challenge the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Distant Storm)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,733 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,204 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lyra Black - Black Vengeance by Jonn Wolfe reviews
My take on the 'MY CHILD CHALLENGE' by Whitetigerwolf. The Veil of Death revealed a bit more than anyone was suspecting. Reality shifted and Destiny returned to its original course. Amazing what perspective can do for someone, isn't it? Fem!Harry, Smart!Harry, Harmony, NotEvil!Bellatrix, Grey!Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6474 - Favs: 22,381 - Follows: 25,223 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 918 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 7,808 - Follows: 9,734 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 22,965 - Follows: 16,850 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Last Mage Of Krypton by TheBeardedOne reviews
Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,382 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Complete
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Coven. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,439 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 9,750 - Follows: 4,710 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Danger Means by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[ONESHOT] One small change leads to a very different outcome. This is set late in Harry's second year - after Hermione is Petrified, but before Hagrid and Dumbledore leave. Um... If you're looking for a happy ending, this might not be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Luna L., Poppy P., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4849 - Favs: 13,048 - Follows: 9,370 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dark Lord of Naboo by psychoman222 reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
Harry Potter, The Jedi That Would Not Die by TheGuardianOfLight reviews
Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 306,080 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Polyjuice Cocktail by LeQuin reviews
One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 407 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Mr. Granger - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Multiverse by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
After the death of his last remaining friend, Harry Potter starts a journey across the multiverse looking for adventure. Collecting new and interesting things as he goes, can a wandering Harry make a difference in this new reality?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Harry P., J. Garson, Tali'Zorah
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 2,029 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 10,558 - Follows: 7,284 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 268 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 214 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Dragons! by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/15/2016
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 3307 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ooop's by broomstick flyer reviews
A short drabble by Merlinsaprentice... Harry James Potter, wizard extraordinaire was simply trying to help out his best mates at their wedding when he just happened to create havoc for the Weasley's while he escapes with Hermione once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 922 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alien Reality by Maestro Hazard reviews
In the graveyard, Voldemort banished Harry to a new universe. Stranded in a reality of technology, adventure, and snake-like aliens that are bent on galactic conquest, Harry will join with a new group to hopefully find a way home. A group called SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,773 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Heroes Never Die by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Doctor, Healer, Wife? Blue Phones, secret marriages and trying to keep everything under the Statute of Secrecy is a juggling match. Still, Janet didn't survive one war to fail in another. [[ Complete - Sequel Pending. ]]
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,936 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [J. Fraiser, S. Carter] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 5,131 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 8,135 - Follows: 5,683 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry's Heroes by black blade1 reviews
Harry is flung back in time further than expected. He now finds himself in Nazis Germany in a very different prisoner of war camp. Cross over with Harry Potter and Hogan's Heroes.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
HP: Mage of Steel by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Clark wasn't the only one sent to Earth. While Jor-El sent Kal to the Kents, Lara sent his fraternal twin brother Xal-El to the Potters in order for him to better fit in with his Kryptonian Sorcerery. Of course, she had no idea that Great Britain was in the middle of a Wizard War. [Harry/Donna/Kara]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Kara/Supergirl
DADA Teacher by Mr. Devilson reviews
Headmaster Potter's experiences with DADA teachers never have been good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
One Tin Soldier by GenkaiFan reviews
What would happen if Ichigo talked Muramasa into living and promised to find a better master? What if that that new master was Harry Potter? Wait how did an English Wizard meet an Eastern Soul Reaper? Harry/Muramasa pairing, not slash. AU Set in the Zanpakuto Arc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,913 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Harry P., Muramasa] Luna L., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
A New Man by Steelbadger reviews
Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,163 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 4,473 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P.
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3989 - Favs: 12,431 - Follows: 11,287 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 307 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 566 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
Two Warriors by Skipsophrenic reviews
What if the LeStranges hit another Muggleborns house before they were captured, what if the girls house they attacked was across the road from Harry's house. What if Hermione's Father had the respect of one of the galaxies best hunters. How would Harry and Hermione's life change? Warnings: Rated M due to nudity, gore, violence and mentions of abuse.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 190,233 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Predator/Yautja, Luna L. - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 436 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
A Wizards Christmas Carol by sprinter1988 reviews
Well, 'tis about that time of year when I usually attempt to churn out something festive. A Snape-centric fic, though he is not portrayed in a positive light all the way through. On the other hand, I am going to try to be at least somewhat nice to him in this the title implies, this is based of the great story by Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Severus S., Evan R., A. Sinistra
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 13,201 - Follows: 14,807 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for by kellineil reviews
What if one horcrux had survived but Voldemort was prevented from returning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
The Hanging Tree by Merrick Mayfair reviews
"I woke up one morning, thirty years old, with an ex-wife and a ulcer..." Harry Potter flees London, fame & his job with the Ministry of Magic to find a new life in a remote Cornish fishing village. But when a previous resident of the cottage is reluctant to move out, Harry turns to a local witch to help unravel the mystery. Caution - dark themes in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 8,662 - Follows: 6,375 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 11,934 - Follows: 8,109 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 2,146 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Becoming Mr Black by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
Harry inherits a legacy that takes him all over the world, Leaving a trail of chaos behind him. Follow Harry as he figures out just who he is, who he wants to be, and the value of a name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,691 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way. UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,157 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Second World by Deadlandmarshal reviews
James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 227,614 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4265 - Favs: 8,483 - Follows: 8,972 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Carry Me by Lifes Rich Pageant reviews
Set in a slightly AU where Harry ended up marrying Hermione instead of Ron. Harry has been married to Hermione for many years now and they have a young daughter, Charlotte but life is wearing him down. Marriage wasn't what he expected it to be But when he asks for a divorce, Hermione has a most unusual request. (based on a famous story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by VMFanfiction reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 4366 - Favs: 9,757 - Follows: 11,155 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Boy Who Could Not Die by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dementor and the Mind Game by questionablequotation reviews
HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Ender W.
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 10,613 - Follows: 4,397 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 7338 - Favs: 17,374 - Follows: 11,460 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
The Safest Place in the Wizarding World by flabbyknight reviews
Harry wants to transfer to a different school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 469 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 5,936 - Follows: 2,156 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
When Harry doesn't know by NeoNerd420 reviews
I've seen several fics where Harry "owns, or controls" the school. I think it could be made funny if he doesn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 5,083 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 326 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5210 - Favs: 8,739 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Griffon Reborn by Yrtria reviews
Harry suffers a mental breakdown while being convicted to Azkaban. He serves his time and rebuilds his life away from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P.
To Boldly Go by Thrans reviews
When Harry Potter finds himself flung into the world of Star Trek Online, how will he join together Earth's hidden past with the manipulations of Q, as the Federation finds itself at war. Engineer Class, Harem, erratic update schedule.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek Online - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,717 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Harry P.
Mysterious Disappearances by gredandforgerock reviews
Everyone knows the story of the Four Founders of Hogwarts. But why did they name it Hogwarts? Who were these people? How did they meet? And what was the fight all about? This is a story of how Harry found the power he knows not without knowing he needed to. Time travel, AU, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 9,463 - Follows: 5,201 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 595 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 224 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Came Out of the Darkness by COotD - otherwise inactive reviews
Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 255,467 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 5,000 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S.
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., J. Garson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Flesh and Steel by Knife Hand reviews
Harry fails in the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, with tragic consequences. (rating for extreme violence). Chapter 5 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 11,014 - Follows: 11,553 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Another Granddaughter by Noir Detective reviews
What if Buffy's costume on the fateful halloween has an unexpected consequence and new family members? BtVS/Discworld/HP Originally in my idea dump but now finished
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Buffy S. - Complete
No More by The Seven of Us reviews
The Power He Knows Not helps Harry escape his abusive relatives at a young age. There is no looking back. Reborn from his ashes: Jim Evans, Shifter extraordinaire. Oneshot. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 351 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Severus S. - Complete
The Sales Pitch by fringeperson reviews
Harry meets Hades, but the Fates didn't cut his thread, and the Lord of the Dead isn't one to miss an opportunity. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 468 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Look! Up In The Sky! by Belcris reviews
On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl]
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wonders of Insomnia by The Seven of Us reviews
Harry's time at Hogwarts. Smart!Snarky!Exploring!Insomniac!Harry. No pairings. Mostly canon. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
A Champion by Takao1160 reviews
4th Year - Starts with Harry's selection as a champion. Harry is different he is angry, intelligent, and he absolutely does not want to participate in the tournament. Harry has a secret that he has shared with no one and new Harry is released and the pay-back begins. Strong Powerful - Harry /Fluer/ Daphne - Hermione later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 2,509 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 6,079 - Follows: 6,881 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 5,483 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Better Be Vigilant by Promise10 reviews
A look at what might have happened if someone else, namely Alastor Moody, had taken in Harry Potter and raised him. Will Hogwarts be ready to face a teenager with a paranoid mind and traits no sane person should possess? Initial plot and some source material by Rorschach's Blot, and used with his consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Harry Potter and the Garden by rumblestiltsken reviews
Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 5,337 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 7,913 - Follows: 8,172 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 467 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Genesplice Harry by rocky-griffin-az reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter, SG1, and eventually Buffy the Vampire Slayer A rogue NID agent hides in Surrey while doing some tests and meets Harry Harry works for the Agent and they form of a bond of friendship changing both their lives. Harry/multi Harry/Ginny
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,138 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 1,087 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
Two Steps Back by Belcris reviews
In an act of absolute love and complete stupidity, Harry ran through the Arch after his Godfather. Now, he finds himself back in time on the night before his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. Harry's secrets will come out into the open and armed with greater confidence, what will the new future hold for him? HP/?.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,470 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G., OC
Gardener's Killing Time by Argonaut57 reviews
The unusual murder of a prominent scientist and his assistant is clearly a case for Mr Steed and Mrs Peel. But what is the connection with a vial of unusual vegetable oil? Who is the mysterious Koslov, who seems to be selling the oil? Why were the victims blinded before they were killed? Then if matters weren't complicated enough, the Torchwood Institute gets involved!
Crossover - Avengers & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Jack H. - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Next Great Adventure by AmateurFanfic reviews
The war is over, and the sheep of the wizarding world have once again begun to turn their backs on him. In hopes of avoiding the hostility of the public and the greed of the Ministry, Harry embarks on a journey that will take him to a new life. Repost ch
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - S. Carter, Harry P.
Finding Out The Truth by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ship of the Line: Leviathan Jr by Feynor reviews
Xander didn't get the costume he wanted. Dawn decides to match his new one. One-shot story. Others are free to adopt it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 9,508 - Follows: 2,980 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 7,960 - Follows: 4,878 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Worthy of a Marauder by elisa-didlittle reviews
Harry's in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Ron betrayed him. Ron must pay. Harry gets his revenge and learns what it means "to be a Marauder". One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 860 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 3,584 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Logic by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 399 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 4,236 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 447 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5995 - Favs: 8,501 - Follows: 8,880 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Knighted by CombatWars reviews
When Thor jumped off the jet with Loki, he didn't expect to land on a certain black-haired, green-eyed hero's property. M for language and slight smut. Harry/Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 424 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crack in the Glass, Shatters the Past by CelticPagan-3 reviews
After the final battle Hermione turns away from the wizarding world, why? After years hiding in the muggle world Harry tracks her down and tries to convince her to return, will he succeed? H/Hr pairing, EWE, drama, romance & a little bit of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,416 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 1,087 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Moor by Tinn Tam reviews
The location of the grave was not marked by anything; for forty years, the earth covering it had been arid and crackled, and odd things had been known to happen in these parts of the moor. And still Minerva McGonagall came here, year after year, to contemplate the curse that had come from her to contaminate the moor now enclosing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Hold Page One! by avidbeader reviews
Post-OotP one-shot, AU. Hermione's ban on Rita Skeeter is about to expire, and she has a plan to give the reporter a very special scoop. What kind of stories will Rita chase now? And will it backfire on Hermione? H/Hr if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Rita S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 5,461 - Follows: 6,553 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Runes of Atlantis by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry has a talent for languages, he learns fifteen of them before he reaches Hogwarts. Will he be able to learn the British Spell language fluently? And what other uses might that language have?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 5,145 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Elizabeth W.
From The Ashes by AndrewsQuill reviews
Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,223 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Susan B.
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 12,743 - Follows: 6,347 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mischief Managed by highvalour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter Witch by Silverfawkes reviews
AU started as Parody of the turn Harry into girl Wizengamot gets stupid. Wrote itself in another direction. first chapt is general fiction no pairing after that is pure romance HP/OC Rating for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,816 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 9,951 - Follows: 4,994 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Chosen Tricksters by Chilord reviews
Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 9,070 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Rewind! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Thanks to Destiny, Fate, and Dumbledore's meddling, Harry is now dead. At least until Order and Chaos decide to even the odds and send him back..with a few upgrades, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 1,679 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 529 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 4,020 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 438 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter & the Order of the Midnight Phoenix by VinCredable reviews
After the death of his godfather, something wonderful happens to Harry and now his eyes are open to Dumbledore's manipulations. Watch as Harry takes the fight to Voldemort on his own terms with the knowledge of the founders to help him. HarxHermxGinxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,185 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yub Yub Commander by Diresquirrel reviews
My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Xander H.
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Master of Delights by Strykor1977 reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 292 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 246 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 933 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ghost of You by Sugarbubbleslove reviews
With a promise broken and a promise unfulfilled…how far will you go for revenge? H/H - Hermione Centric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 13,866 - Follows: 6,747 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Mr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Violence Inherent in the System by Darth Drafter reviews
Sequel to The Girl Who Loved. Please read that one first. Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year with his Intended at his side. Did I mention that she's the Crown Princess of the Moon Kingdom? Or that she's dead? HP/Ranma.5/SailorMoon multicross
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 248,810 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse by Clell65619 reviews
Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P.
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 379 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 5,607 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 1,351 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5794 - Favs: 14,549 - Follows: 7,289 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4841 - Favs: 15,014 - Follows: 6,252 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9313 - Favs: 14,826 - Follows: 11,425 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Elusive Number Twelve Grimmauld Place by Cythieus reviews
The TARDIS is grounded and the only clue to its strange behavior, the Doctor is convinced, lies with Harry Potter-the seemingly delusional resident of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - 11th Doctor
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 9,530 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 564 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5875 - Favs: 16,516 - Follows: 7,310 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Summer of Opportunities by Inusitatus reviews
Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,613 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P.
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 444 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Visitation of Justice by Veive reviews
Some things just cannot be tolerated. Oneshot - Complete. A/N: Perkons is the Baltic god of lightning among other things, and Xolotl is the aztech god of lightning and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Omni Law by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. A scene from a different Triwizard shows a realistic reaction to a Powerful!Harry. Crossover with the Marvel Universe. Rated M for profanity and drug use.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 283 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by RobSt reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 5,078 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 236 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 1,759 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 5,956 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 5,511 - Follows: 1,576 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 671 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 15,117 - Follows: 6,398 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Smart Way by Chris Hill reviews
Started as a challenge on the Worst muggles to raise Harry, this follows what would have happened had Maxwell Smart gotten a hold of the little tyke. Follows the TV series with a slight modernizing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 491 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
The Alchemist's Child by Captain-Emily reviews
Over the centuries, Nicholas Flamel has been known by many names and has lived many lives. This is the story of one of them.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alfred P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Slytherinesque Revenge by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is forced to Marry Ginny... but will it be happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Enlightenment by Rohata reviews
Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,788 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 6,298 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
And Seven Times Never Kill Man by Marcus Rowland reviews
Lord Voldemort insists that wizards are a race apart from mere muggles. Not his best idea... BtVS and Harry Potter crossover, no major spoilers, character death.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
More Important Things by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Memories of Other Things reviews
The now obligatory selection of non-Harry Potter plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 10/20/2019
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 75,588 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/28/2021 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
Grey reviews
Baby Harry Potter was protected from Voldemort by Old Magic. That protection stayed with him beyond Voldemort's attack. Rated T for implied abuse. Ultra short single-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/10/2020 - Complete
Welcome to Mewlips Country reviews
Short stories and scenes written (originally) for inclusion as parts of abandoned tales set in the literary worlds of the likes of Lovecraft and Wheatley. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation and reader brain-damage. Brain bleach recommended.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 4/29/2015
Harry Potter: Project Omega reviews
The Minister appears to have come back from the dead, Lucius Malfoy appears to have been long-dead since before he died. On top of this, The Ministry appears to be ignoring the Statute of Re-Integration and the Home Office have launched the mysterious Project Omega ... and who is the Unspeakable Hecate? - Some crossover with the Star Trek and Dr Who universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fidelius - a tale of pig-headedness reviews
Once more, Harry Potter is called upon to save British Wizarding society - this time from a Minister for Magic who simply won't change his mind. Warning for Biblical Plagues and nasty death. A short story in three very short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
tlhIngan maH! reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfinished Journeys, Untraveled Roads reviews
A selection of unfinished tales that have been abandoned. Each chapter represents the chapters of a single story. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation, religious/social iconoclasm and reader brain-damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P.
The Goblet and The Bag reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clichés, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
The Sanctuary reviews
Voldemort has triumphed. The light is all but defeated. Harry and Hermione take shelter from the Death Eaters in a shallow cave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hope reviews
Britain is covered by Voldemort's darkness, and only Harry and Hermione remain loyal to The Light. A dark tale with just a little light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zealots reviews
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Bite Me, Already! reviews
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses reviews
Hogwarts has decided to relieve some of the tensions and reconcile some of the differences between students and staff. Adult themes, sexual innuendo, slash, gender role reversal and squick. Starts with a bar of chocolate. Late Christmas story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Love Potions reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 250 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Dreams reviews
Hogwarts' dreams are important to her, they are part of her children. Kind of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Completely Bludgered reviews
Ron & Ginny have been caught dosing Harry and Hermione with love potions. Hermione decides that she wants to try to become a beater … using a couple of very special bludgers. Weasley bashing. Ginny POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Captive Memories reviews
Hermione is missing, and an empty shell has been claimed by Ron as his … plaything. Non-graphic non-consensual sex, kidnapping and torture. Dark Weasley. An experiment in dissimilar writing styles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Dreams reviews
Hermione has contracted Dragon Flu, and has strange dreams while she is in hospital. Disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After The Ministry reviews
There is always a price to pay to lift a dark curse, and Dolohov's curse was particularly nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Good hair Day reviews
For Hermione, every day is a bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night of Stars reviews
A young man waits under a starry sky, an abused woman dies. Character death, torture and abuse. Weasly bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss reviews
When curses collide in a magically charged atmosphere, strange things happen to reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Ships that Pass reviews
Harry goes to hide away after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Doom, despair, alcoholism and character death … and Sibyl Trelawney. May need brain bleach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Waking From a Dream reviews
Harry wakes from a pleasant dream. Pure fluff. Short.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time to Die reviews
The battle has gone ill. Just the moments before the end of the war. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
My Sacred Lunch Time reviews
Ron has been affected by a potion designed to give a feeling of spirituality. Weasley bashing. Distressing table manners. A cautionary tale. Not for the queasy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Children of The Night reviews
Harry seeks revenge after Hermione is killed, but finds that they have both undergone a life-changing event. Violence, blood, character death, angst, normal marital relations, necromantic themes. Overpowered wizards! ON HIATUS after chapter 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What's It Like to Kiss? reviews
Hermione has never been kissed, so she asks her best friend to describe it. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming of Age reviews
Voldemort's gone forever, it's Harry's 17th birthday, and someone wants to make it special for him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
til it's gone reviews
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Foodchain reviews
Fleur Delacour, a well known Veela has decided that she wants Harry Potter for herself. Hermione has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Losing Hermione reviews
Hermione, now married to Harry Potter, is lost somewhere in Oxfordshire after being attacked by Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Author! Author! reviews
How do you think that authors get their characters to do what they want? Fluffy silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Epilogue to a Long Life reviews
Hermione looks back over her long life with Harry. Character death. An epilogue to the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Around and About reviews
Voldemort has beaten Albus Dumbledore, and now he turns his attention to Harry. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hereward's Harem reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When All's Said and Done reviews
When all's said and done, what's left to say and do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Question reviews
Albus Dumbledore was right to fear what Harry Potter could become, and when someone kills his lover, Hermione Granger, he will move Heaven and Earth. Character Death, Torture, Wanton Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Man reviews
Harry is visiting the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Epiphania reviews
The trio are brewing a very special potion in Slughorn's class ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nor Death Delay reviews
A storm is fast approaching, and Hogwarts, the spiritual heart of Wizarding Britain must face its fury, but you can only fight necromancy with necromancy. Death, Horror, Undead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trousers of Time reviews
Harry Potter, aged 10, is slouching through Little Whinging from school and trips over his rolled-up trouser cuff. Spying a pair of jeans under the hedge, he decides to try them on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Promise Kept reviews
Harry comes back to keep his promise. Character Death, Bereavement
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
GodEmperor of Little Whinging reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
McGuffin's Device reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Widow's Grief reviews
Voldemort is dead and so is Harry Potter - Bereavement and Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
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