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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2206870, Profile Updated: 12-28-13
Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

I am a middle-aged, British, female geek with a penchant for fantasy and science fiction as well as a cauldron-stirring witch from Devon (UK).

I attended Cauntersfield Academy of Witchcraft for OWLs and NEWTs (Head Girl 1977), then studied under Sinistra and Vector at Hogwarts for two years before studying Mineralogical Magical Theory at the Scottish Institute of Magic. I have also studied at Miskatonic University.
I have published several papers on Minerals in Magic, Broomstick History and Lithiculture.
I am no longer working entirely in the magical world due to health concerns. (The DMLE has determined that Death Eaters can be injurious to your health.)

Consultant in Lithiculture to Pagan's Wish seed company, (Otterley, Devon).
Consultant to Singularis Ocularis scrying and potion supplies, (Ottery StJude, Devon)
Specialist consultant in Cthonic Lore to DoM.

I write, tinker with computers and electronics, and collect minerals (the avatar image is a drawing of a Harmotome crystal collected in Scotland)

I write a few tales for my own pleasure, but I have neither the patience nor the focus to complete a longer story - so most of my completed scribblings are short stories.

Cross-Unders: These are stories that include aspects of other fictions without being actual cross-overs - usually where some (real) piece of fiction causes characters to emulate something from the referenced fiction: an example would be God-Emperor of Little Whinging is where Harry's reading of Frank Herbert's Dune series causes him to become a fictional Arakeen Sandworm hybrid.

On the subject of copyright protection: Read the short story The Reconstruction of Mingus by Phil Manchester; it is set in a world where copyright is enforced so vigorously that everyday speech is reduced to 'authorised phrases', and all creativity is gone from the world.

This is not to say that copyright protection is wrong, only that over-vigorous enforcement IS.

For the record, I make no money writing and make no claim to ownership of anything I write that is based on other works.

Everything is derivative, and fan fiction doubly so. I have read so much original fiction as well as fan fiction, that I cannot guarantee that anything I put in a tale is original - even the cliches are based on pre-existing cliches.

I don't have a beta reader but I do have both a spell-checker and a dictionary (and I use both).

Reviews: Reviews are always welcome, constructive criticism is welcome, smiles and pleasant wishes are most welcome.
Destructive criticism, flames and just plain whinges are not welcome at all, and will be treated with the utmost contempt - and may result in the critic/flamer/whinger being lampooned (which, in turn, may or may not involve a light-post and a big fish-hook.)

Latest News -

July 2013:
After the trauma of losing all of my files in a computer crash, and finding that the backups of my working files were ... unreliable, I have finally managed to get my computer back up and running.

The only thing that I haven't been able to recover is the working copy of the final part of tlhIngan maH! - so I am going to have to rebuild that chapter (it must be about the 10th or 11th time). It should be finished this time, Kayless willing.

In the meanwhile, I have found a few more fragments lurking in dusty corners of my backup discs that I may be able to clean up for the Hidden Tales or the Unfinished Journeys files.

December 2013:

Real life has been uber hectic of late and rather fraught with uncertainty. As a result, very little writing has been happening.

I will be studying hard, soon, and spending a ridiculous amount of time looking for a new job, but I have no doubt that the ideas will start to flow again.

Llamas - if anyone has a way of getting llama-stains out of the wallpaper, I would be most grateful.

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The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,756 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 13h - Published: 5/13 - Harry P.
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 415,704 - Reviews: 3951 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 19h - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Harry Potter, The Jedi That Would Not Die by TheGuardianOfLight reviews
Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 282,377 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the raping of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,903 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/23/2014
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, what would have happened if Harry had been more sympathetic when Dobby came to call? (An incredibly long, world-building, character-centered drama with bits of humor on the side.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,249 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/12
The Dark Lord of Naboo by psychoman222 reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/27 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/15
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapter 12 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,872 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., N. Tonks
Number 48 by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry has died, again. This is his last shot, his last chance before he gets written off forever. This is his 48th life. But he is not alone, the game plan has changed and he's got a plan to fix everything. Hopefully while avoiding dying again. Death at his shoulder. Warnings language and possible mature situations later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 167,373 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/16 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,244 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 5,269 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 7,407 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Broomsticks last works, uncompleted by broomstick flyer reviews
Today 22nd of March 2015 at ten am broomstick flyer, who was a wonderful woman who was loved by so many people, passed away peacefully surrounded by her family. As a sign of the respect I had for her writing talent I intend to open a new folder in which I will post the several stories she was working on. Anyone who wishes to take up her ideas is welcome to do so, just ackowledge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,146 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. Armed with knowledge of the future, they seek to change the future for the better. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,158 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/19 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Stalking Death by Knife Hand reviews
One Hundred five year old children, all around the world, disappear. It is the most mysterious Case of Amelia Bones' Career. Six years later, three of them reappear, and Amelia almost wishes they hadn't because the Wizarding World will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/5 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L.
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/2 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Could Not Die by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/13 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,340 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/16 - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
To Boldly Go by Thrans reviews
When Harry Potter finds himself flung into the world of Star Trek Online, how will he join together Earth's hidden past with the manipulations of Q, as the Federation finds itself at war. Engineer Class, Harem, erratic update schedule.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek Online - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,717 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Harry P.
Mysterious Disappearances by gredandforgerock reviews
Everyone knows the story of the Four Founders of Hogwarts. But why did they name it Hogwarts? Who were these people? How did they meet? And what was the fight all about? This is a story of how Harry found the power he knows not without knowing he needed to. Time travel, AU, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 5,552 - Follows: 6,249 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Flesh and Steel by Knife Hand reviews
Harry fails in the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, with tragic consequences. (rating for extreme violence). Chapter 5 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Look! Up In The Sky! by Belcris reviews
On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl]
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 4,804 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Two Steps Back by Belcris reviews
In an act of absolute love and complete stupidity, Harry ran through the Arch after his Godfather. Now, he finds himself back in time on the night before his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. Harry's secrets will come out into the open and armed with greater confidence, what will the new future hold for him? HP/?.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,470 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G., OC
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 692 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5355 - Favs: 5,511 - Follows: 6,260 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 368 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Witch by Silverfawkes reviews
AU started as Parody of the turn Harry into girl Wizengamot gets stupid. Wrote itself in another direction. first chapt is general fiction no pairing after that is pure romance HP/OC Rating for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,816 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 453 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 452 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 8,195 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 6,142 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 7,129 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Summer of Opportunities by Inusitatus reviews
Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,613 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P.
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 450 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 480 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 245 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,938 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Expelled by broomstick flyer reviews
I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Order of the murderer’s by broomstick flyer reviews
This is a short 4 chap story that was left on my old laptop. End of fifth year Harry starts the holiday feeling angry at the world. see what happens when he and his allies have somewhere to aim that anger. OoP bashing galore in this one. H/Hr broomstick
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Immutable Forces by Belcris reviews
Harry Potter and Doctor Who crossover. The TARDIS is terrified and in pain and runs to the one man that can help her and it's NOT the Doctor. DW10/RT, HP/GW. AU. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 329 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 287 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version by canoncansodoff reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Independence Day by tumshie reviews
This a post OotP fic where Harry breaks free from Dumbledore and is A/U. Chapter 17 for your enjoyment. If you've read it before, remember this is a re-post. Welcome to new readers and thanks for all the reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,915 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 4,876 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Beginning of the End by poe1911 reviews
Xander gets a job offer he really can't turn down. Post season 7
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,233 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 5,074 - Follows: 1,002 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Jedi by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Mrs. Figg decides to raise Harry after seeing how they treat him. Harry shows up for first year after living in a galaxy far, far away for a decade. Tries to answer the question of what power the Dark Lord knows not is. StarWarsHP cross HarryJaina Solo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Arabella F.
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wizards, Superheroes, and Jackalopes by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Harry is sent to live with relatives in the US after the events of GOF. There he meets Luna Lovegood. The problem is, his relatives are superheroes. HPDC Comics XOver. HarryLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,994 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 267 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 12,548 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 548 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
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Harry Potter: Project Omega reviews
The Minister appears to have come back from the dead, Lucius Malfoy appears to have been long-dead since before he died. On top of this, The Ministry appears to be ignoring the Statute of Re-Integration and the Home Office have launched the mysterious Project Omega ... and who is the Unspeakable Hecate? - Some crossover with the Star Trek and Dr Who universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Welcome to Mewlips Country reviews
I wanted somewhere to share some original material - mainly short or short-short stories and scenes that I may use elsewhere (someday). Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation and reader brain-damage. Brain bleach recommended.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 35,140 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
The Goblet and The Bag reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clichés, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
Unfinished Journeys, Untraveled Roads reviews
A selection of unfinished tales that have been abandoned. Each chapter represents the chapters of a single story. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation, religious/social iconoclasm and reader brain-damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P.
tlhIngan maH! reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,305 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sanctuary reviews
Voldemort has triumphed. The light is all but defeated. Harry and Hermione take shelter from the Death Eaters in a shallow cave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hope reviews
Britain is covered by Voldemort's darkness, and only Harry and Hermione remain loyal to The Light. A dark tale with just a little light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zealots reviews
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Bite Me, Already! reviews
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses reviews
Hogwarts has decided to relieve some of the tensions and reconcile some of the differences between students and staff. Adult themes, sexual innuendo, slash, gender role reversal and squick. Starts with a bar of chocolate. Late Christmas story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Love Potions reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Dreams reviews
Hogwarts' dreams are important to her, they are part of her children. Kind of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Completely Bludgered reviews
Ron & Ginny have been caught dosing Harry and Hermione with love potions. Hermione decides that she wants to try to become a beater … using a couple of very special bludgers. Weasley bashing. Ginny POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Captive Memories reviews
Hermione is missing, and an empty shell has been claimed by Ron as his … plaything. Non-graphic non-consensual sex, kidnapping and torture. Dark Weasley. An experiment in dissimilar writing styles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Dreams reviews
Hermione has contracted Dragon Flu, and has strange dreams while she is in hospital. Disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After The Ministry reviews
There is always a price to pay to lift a dark curse, and Dolohov's curse was particularly nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Good hair Day reviews
For Hermione, every day is a bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night of Stars reviews
A young man waits under a starry sky, an abused woman dies. Character death, torture and abuse. Weasly bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss reviews
When curses collide in a magically charged atmosphere, strange things happen to reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Ships that Pass reviews
Harry goes to hide away after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Doom, despair, alcoholism and character death … and Sibyl Trelawney. May need brain bleach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Waking From a Dream reviews
Harry wakes from a pleasant dream. Pure fluff. Short.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time to Die reviews
The battle has gone ill. Just the moments before the end of the war. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
My Sacred Lunch Time reviews
Ron has been affected by a potion designed to give a feeling of spirituality. Weasley bashing. Distressing table manners. A cautionary tale. Not for the queasy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Children of The Night reviews
Harry seeks revenge after Hermione is killed, but finds that they have both undergone a life-changing event. Violence, blood, character death, angst, normal marital relations, necromantic themes. Overpowered wizards! ON HIATUS after chapter 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What's It Like to Kiss? reviews
Hermione has never been kissed, so she asks her best friend to describe it. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming of Age reviews
Voldemort's gone forever, it's Harry's 17th birthday, and someone wants to make it special for him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
til it's gone reviews
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Foodchain reviews
Fleur Delacour, a well known Veela has decided that she wants Harry Potter for herself. Hermione has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Losing Hermione reviews
Hermione, now married to Harry Potter, is lost somewhere in Oxfordshire after being attacked by Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Author! Author! reviews
How do you think that authors get their characters to do what they want? Fluffy silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Epilogue to a Long Life reviews
Hermione looks back over her long life with Harry. Character death. An epilogue to the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Around and About reviews
Voldemort has beaten Albus Dumbledore, and now he turns his attention to Harry. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hereward's Harem reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When All's Said and Done reviews
When all's said and done, what's left to say and do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Question reviews
Albus Dumbledore was right to fear what Harry Potter could become, and when someone kills his lover, Hermione Granger, he will move Heaven and Earth. Character Death, Torture, Wanton Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Man reviews
Harry is visiting the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Epiphania reviews
The trio are brewing a very special potion in Slughorn's class ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nor Death Delay reviews
A storm is fast approaching, and Hogwarts, the spiritual heart of Wizarding Britain must face its fury, but you can only fight necromancy with necromancy. Death, Horror, Undead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trousers of Time reviews
Harry Potter, aged 10, is slouching through Little Whinging from school and trips over his rolled-up trouser cuff. Spying a pair of jeans under the hedge, he decides to try them on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Promise Kept reviews
Harry comes back to keep his promise. Character Death, Bereavement
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
GodEmperor of Little Whinging reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
McGuffin's Device reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Widow's Grief reviews
Voldemort is dead and so is Harry Potter - Bereavement and Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete