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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2206870, Profile Updated: 01-16-17
Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

I am a middle-aged, British, female geek with a penchant for fantasy and science fiction as well as a cauldron-stirring witch from Devon (UK).

I attended Cauntersfield Academy of Witchcraft for OWLs and NEWTs (Head Girl 1977), then studied under Sinistra and Vector at Hogwarts for two years before studying Mineralogical Magical Theory at the Scottish Institute of Magic. I have also studied at Miskatonic University.
I have published several papers on Minerals in Magic, Broomstick History and Lithiculture.
I am no longer working entirely in the magical world due to health concerns. (The DMLE has determined that Death Eaters can be injurious to your health.)

Consultant in Lithiculture to Pagan's Wish seed company, (Otterley, Devon).
Consultant to Singularis Ocularis scrying and potion supplies, (Ottery StJude, Devon)
Specialist consultant in Cthonic Lore to DoM.

I write, tinker with computers and electronics, and collect minerals (the avatar image is a drawing of a Harmotome crystal collected in Scotland)

I write a few tales for my own pleasure, but I have neither the patience nor the focus to complete a longer story - so most of my completed scribblings are short stories.

Cross-Unders: These are stories that include aspects of other fictions without being actual cross-overs - usually where some (real) piece of fiction causes characters to emulate something from the referenced fiction: an example would be God-Emperor of Little Whinging is where Harry's reading of Frank Herbert's Dune series causes him to become a fictional Arakeen Sandworm hybrid.

On the subject of copyright protection: Read the short story The Reconstruction of Mingus by Phil Manchester; it is set in a world where copyright is enforced so vigorously that everyday speech is reduced to 'authorised phrases', and all creativity is gone from the world.

This is not to say that copyright protection is wrong, only that over-vigorous enforcement IS.

For the record, I make no money writing and make no claim to ownership of anything I write that is based on other works.

Everything is derivative, and fan fiction doubly so. I have read so much original fiction as well as fan fiction, that I cannot guarantee that anything I put in a tale is original - even the cliches are based on pre-existing cliches.

I don't have a beta reader but I do have both a spell-checker and a dictionary (and I use both).

Reviews: Reviews are always welcome, constructive criticism is welcome, smiles and pleasant wishes are most welcome.
Destructive criticism, flames and just plain whinges are not welcome at all, and will be treated with the utmost contempt - and may result in the critic/flamer/whinger being lampooned (which, in turn, may or may not involve a light-post and a big fish-hook.)

Latest News -

April 2016 - My muse is still missing presumed living it up in Barbados, so things are moving slowly. The stories aren't dead, just in suspended animation (I hope).

Llamas - if anyone has a way of getting llama-stains out of the wallpaper, I would be most grateful. I am working on a self-help guide to laundering llamas. Most of the tips seem to work for emus, too.

Responses to a guest review or two:

Story: The Trousers of Time

:Not quite sure the point of this. Fate was fed up with Dunbles and so let Harry find the pants, but at the end time somehow reverses to before he finds the pants and this time decides not to put them on. So what was the point?

Interesting concept, all the different possibilities, but kinda pointless.

I would point out that the last decision-tree to be explored was the one where he didn't wear them.

Story: GodEmperor of Little Whinging

:W* was this.

A crossunder with God Emperor of Dune, which features a Sandworm-Human hybrid.

Most guest reviewers are quietly polite, may make a point or raise a question, but one has recently been something other than pleasant.

A MESSAGE TO THE SNIVELLING, ANONYMOUS, COWARD - you know who you are.

You do not have editorial control, if you don't like what I write, then you are free to closebox - after all, you didn't pay anything to read my scribblings.

If you have nothing constructive to say, then stay silent. Your rants are treated with the contempt they deserve, and you merely prove that you are an irrational, addle-pated lackwit wirth an over inflates sense of entitlement, a lack of social graces and an uncontrolled urge to invite the worst kinds of ridicule and humiliation to be visited upon you.

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Story Ideas by monbade reviews
This is my story ideas. Some are HP some are BSG and some are crossovers like Walking Dead, BSG and Star Wars. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2h
Second World: Deadman's Hand by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry is entering into a new phase of his life, now all bets are off! Who will be left holding the Deadman's Hand? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,523 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4h - Published: 9/19/2015
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,165 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 15h - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unlimited Gamer by theaceoffire reviews
Having learned how to save his loved ones millions of years too late, the B.O.B. between worlds grew tired of existence. Tired of everything. Before ending himself, he decided to leave behind something for an alternate version of himself. AU. Godlike. Gamer. Dimensional/Reality/Universe Travel.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 299 - Published: 17h - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1. Cover Image courtesy of Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 168,552 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 426,061 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 8,044 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 7/7 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Funny Little Idea by RhysThornbery reviews
Just a short scene with a funny little story intro idea I had floating around in that weird brain of mine. Harry sure is a headache for those running the afterlife...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Beyond The Veil by NaniteSystems reviews
Harry's unspeakably bored, and bored Unspeakables make bad decisions. Like jumping through the Veil of Death, when they're barely even certain it's safe. Now where it goes, on the other hand… That's still a mystery. But hey! Adventure, right?...Right? - Harry steps through the Veil, and into Mass Effect. The Reapers won't know what hit them. MODHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,560 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Harry P., Shepard (F)]
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 6,729 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 3/20/2015
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 34 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,033 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 7,251 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 176 - Words: 775,903 - Reviews: 11166 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,881 - Reviews: 5802 - Favs: 11,093 - Follows: 12,790 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Save Yourselves Reboot by Havens Run reviews
What happens when Harry Potter returns after the third task of the tri-wizard tournament carrying Cedric's body. A disaster that could have repercussions in both the magical and Mundane worlds. When he finally has enough and tells everyone where to get off. Then he finds help in the strangest places that he never would have believed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,480 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 9/2/2016
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,594 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 8,834 - Follows: 10,400 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon. (Now at Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 515,346 - Reviews: 2907 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 5,427 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 622,754 - Reviews: 7518 - Favs: 7,432 - Follows: 8,388 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/15 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Summer Rituals by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Ritually Yours. Harry goes home with Hermione for a Dursley free Summer and the arrival of their baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,788 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,222 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Hogwarts Effect by Knife Hand reviews
Harry Potter is not raised by his Aunt, instead he is raised by his Mother's Cousin and his friends on a little ship called the Normandy. Harry Potter Mass Effect Crossover. Chapter 4 up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 8/19 - Harry P.
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 9/30 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 8/8 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sanity is Quite Simply Overrated by Nemesis13 reviews
Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/2 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Arcturus B.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 10,876 - Follows: 12,482 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
H J Potter by Belcris reviews
Not all is as it seems in the life of Harry James Potter. Lily Potter was not the person everyone thought she was and her child pays the price. Some secrets are hidden under a thin layer of lies and sometimes we carry our prison with us.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,090 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 8/13
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 9,509 - Follows: 11,463 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Reunion by And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/24 - Harry P., Norberta
Broomsticks last works, uncompleted by broomstick flyer reviews
Today 22nd of March 2015 at ten am broomstick flyer, who was a wonderful woman who was loved by so many people, passed away peacefully surrounded by her family. As a sign of the respect I had for her writing talent I intend to open a new folder in which I will post the several stories she was working on. Anyone who wishes to take up her ideas is welcome to do so, just ackowledge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,671 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/11 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 527 - Published: 8/6 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by robst reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,882 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 5,705 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Tired of it! by monbade reviews
Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/13 - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 5,148 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/31 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 98,726 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 5,645 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P.
It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 869 - Published: 6/23 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,050 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 7,787 - Follows: 9,768 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 4,603 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/14/2016
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,338 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,429 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5216 - Favs: 8,803 - Follows: 9,647 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,994 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,236 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 11/30/2015
Stalking Death by Knife Hand reviews
One Hundred five year old children, all around the world, disappear. It is the most mysterious Case of Amelia Bones' Career. Six years later, three of them reappear, and Amelia almost wishes they hadn't because the Wizarding World will never be the same again. Chapter 5 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L.
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and Harry/Hermione/Luna for the pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,586 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 5,817 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,742 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Harry Potter: Neko's Mate by Vance McGill reviews
Hermione's Polyjuice mishap in Second Year causes her to become a Neko! While visiting Hermione in the Hospital Wing, Harry discovers he's a Metamorphmagus. But that is not the only new discoveries for Harry and Hermione. What will this mean for the future? And what does it mean to be a Neko's Mate? Harry/Hermione/Harem. Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bender!Harry. More info inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 216,467 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,313 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/19/2014
Story Snippets by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
Ideas I will likely never complete but wouldn't get out of my head until I wrote them down. Many of them are dark. Most of them come from dreams; some might say nightmares. These are not likely to be fluffy. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Rising From The Shadows by TheBeardedOne reviews
From a place unexpected, a new threat arises to challenge the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Distant Storm)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,733 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/8 - Complete
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,204 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lyra Black - Black Vengeance by Jonn Wolfe reviews
My take on the 'MY CHILD CHALLENGE' by Whitetigerwolf. The Veil of Death revealed a bit more than anyone was suspecting. Reality shifted and Destiny returned to its original course. Amazing what perspective can do for someone, isn't it? Fem!Harry, Smart!Harry, Harmony, NotEvil!Bellatrix, Grey!Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 248 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,752 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 10,660 - Follows: 10,370 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Last Mage Of Krypton by TheBeardedOne reviews
Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,382 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Complete
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,487 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 4,322 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
What Danger Means by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[ONESHOT] One small change leads to a very different outcome. This is set late in Harry's second year - after Hermione is Petrified, but before Hagrid and Dumbledore leave. Um... If you're looking for a happy ending, this might not be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Luna L., Poppy P., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 4,776 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Strawberry Wine by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship and must deal with his Summer Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 7,259 - Follows: 7,134 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dark Lord of Naboo by psychoman222 reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
Harry Potter, The Jedi That Would Not Die by TheGuardianOfLight reviews
Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 306,080 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Take no Umbridge II: Taking Defense by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P.
101 Ways to Deal with Dolores by gredandforgerock reviews
It took a runty giant and a herd of centaurs to get Dolores Umbridge out of Hogwarts, but she wasn't gone. She lingered like bad breath or gas. How many ways could she have gone? 101, Dead or alive, any time frame. Some are more realistic than others, which are just ridiculous. Eventually 101 Chaps. Expect anything. No posting schedule, posted as I think them up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,181 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Multiverse by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
After the death of his last remaining friend, Harry Potter starts a journey across the multiverse looking for adventure. Collecting new and interesting things as he goes, can a wandering Harry make a difference in this new reality?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Dragons! by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/15/2016
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,160 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 4,510 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ooop's by broomstick flyer reviews
A short drabble by Merlinsaprentice... Harry James Potter, wizard extraordinaire was simply trying to help out his best mates at their wedding when he just happened to create havoc for the Weasley's while he escapes with Hermione once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 682 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alien Reality by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
In the graveyard, Voldemort banished Harry to a new universe. Stranded in a reality of technology, adventure, and snake-like aliens that are bent on galactic conquest, Harry will join with a new group to hopefully find a way home. A group called SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,773 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Heroes Never Die by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Doctor, Healer, Wife? Blue Phones, secret marriages and trying to keep everything under the Statute of Secrecy is a juggling match. Still, Janet didn't survive one war to fail in another. [[ Complete - Sequel Pending. ]]
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,936 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [J. Fraiser, S. Carter] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
One Tin Soldier by GenkaiFan reviews
What would happen if Ichigo talked Muramasa into living and promised to find a better master? What if that that new master was Harry Potter? Wait how did an English Wizard meet an Eastern Soul Reaper? Harry/Muramasa pairing, not slash. AU Set in the Zanpakuto Arc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,913 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Harry P., Muramasa] Luna L., Ichigo K. - Complete
A New Man by Steelbadger reviews
Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,163 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P.
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tails of Change by Karou WindStalker reviews
It's the end of the third year and Harry's home for the holidays. The Dursley's are on holiday and Harry is studying over the summer, doing research on Animagus transformations. In this story, Tonks is two years younger than Canon. Rated M for Caution. This story is AU, and will include F/F relations, so be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,525 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Fleur D.]
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 280 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 10,739 - Follows: 12,937 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
A Wizards Christmas Carol by sprinter1988 reviews
Well, 'tis about that time of year when I usually attempt to churn out something festive. A Snape-centric fic, though he is not portrayed in a positive light all the way through. On the other hand, I am going to try to be at least somewhat nice to him in this the title implies, this is based of the great story by Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Severus S., Evan R., A. Sinistra
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 8,428 - Follows: 10,321 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for by kellineil reviews
What if one horcrux had survived but Voldemort was prevented from returning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,426 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 4,817 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 6,217 - Follows: 5,314 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 848 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Becoming Mr Black by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
Harry inherits a legacy that takes him all over the world, Leaving a trail of chaos behind him. Follow Harry as he figures out just who he is, who he wants to be, and the value of a name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,691 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Second World by Deadlandmarshal reviews
James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 227,614 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
Harry Potter and the Sun Queen by Steelbadger reviews
During his exploration of the history of the magical Far East, Harry Potter finds cryptic references to an island Kingdom called Yamatai, supposedly ruled by the powerful Sun Queen Himiko until its sudden disappearance millennia ago. He never was able to pass up a good mystery.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,609 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Lara Croft
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3933 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 7,230 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3550 - Favs: 6,420 - Follows: 7,998 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Boy Who Could Not Die by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,750 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 5,748 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dementor and the Mind Game by questionablequotation reviews
HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Ender W.
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 5775 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 7,115 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 296 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 846 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
When Harry doesn't know by NeoNerd420 reviews
I've seen several fics where Harry "owns, or controls" the school. I think it could be made funny if he doesn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 4,068 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,650 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 8,280 - Follows: 8,787 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4772 - Favs: 5,639 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Griffon Reborn by Yrtria reviews
Harry suffers a mental breakdown while being convicted to Azkaban. He serves his time and rebuilds his life away from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P.
To Boldly Go by Thrans reviews
When Harry Potter finds himself flung into the world of Star Trek Online, how will he join together Earth's hidden past with the manipulations of Q, as the Federation finds itself at war. Engineer Class, Harem, erratic update schedule.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek Online - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,717 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Harry P.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 4,205 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mysterious Disappearances by gredandforgerock reviews
Everyone knows the story of the Four Founders of Hogwarts. But why did they name it Hogwarts? Who were these people? How did they meet? And what was the fight all about? This is a story of how Harry found the power he knows not without knowing he needed to. Time travel, AU, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 5,149 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,288 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Flesh and Steel by Knife Hand reviews
Harry fails in the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, with tragic consequences. (rating for extreme violence). Chapter 5 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Look! Up In The Sky! by Belcris reviews
On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl]
A Champion by Takao1160 reviews
4th Year - Starts with Harry's selection as a champion. Harry is different he is angry, intelligent, and he absolutely does not want to participate in the tournament. Harry has a secret that he has shared with no one and new Harry is released and the pay-back begins. Strong Powerful - Harry /Fluer/ Daphne - Hermione later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,013 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 5,612 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Better Be Vigilant by Promise10 reviews
A look at what might have happened if someone else, namely Alastor Moody, had taken in Harry Potter and raised him. Will Hogwarts be ready to face a teenager with a paranoid mind and traits no sane person should possess? Initial plot and some source material by Rorschach's Blot, and used with his consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 5,055 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 6,621 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 476 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Two Steps Back by Belcris reviews
In an act of absolute love and complete stupidity, Harry ran through the Arch after his Godfather. Now, he finds himself back in time on the night before his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. Harry's secrets will come out into the open and armed with greater confidence, what will the new future hold for him? HP/?.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,470 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G., OC
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Out The Truth by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ship of the Line: Leviathan Jr by Feynor reviews
Xander didn't get the costume he wanted. Dawn decides to match his new one. One-shot story. Others are free to adopt it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 5,033 - Follows: 1,317 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,198 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5596 - Favs: 6,506 - Follows: 7,136 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 603 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 5,248 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
From The Ashes by AndrewsQuill reviews
Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,223 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Susan B.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mischief Managed by HighValour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter Witch by Silverfawkes reviews
AU started as Parody of the turn Harry into girl Wizengamot gets stupid. Wrote itself in another direction. first chapt is general fiction no pairing after that is pure romance HP/OC Rating for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,816 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 6,395 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Chosen Tricksters by Chilord reviews
Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Rewind! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Thanks to Destiny, Fate, and Dumbledore's meddling, Harry is now dead. At least until Order and Chaos decide to even the odds and send him back..with a few upgrades, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 785 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter & the Order of the Midnight Phoenix by VINcredable reviews
After the death of his godfather, something wonderful happens to Harry and now his eyes are open to Dumbledore's manipulations. Watch as Harry takes the fight to Voldemort on his own terms with the knowledge of the founders to help him. HarxHermxGinxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,185 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yub Yub Commander by Diresquirrel reviews
My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Xander H.
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 452 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 8,485 - Follows: 4,258 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse by Clell65619 reviews
Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P.
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 4,753 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 716 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 10,258 - Follows: 5,072 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3951 - Favs: 8,754 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8798 - Favs: 11,975 - Follows: 9,142 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 377 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4980 - Favs: 9,971 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Summer of Opportunities by Inusitatus reviews
Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,613 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P.
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 284 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Visitation of Justice by Veive reviews
Some things just cannot be tolerated. Oneshot - Complete. A/N: Perkons is the Baltic god of lightning among other things, and Xolotl is the aztech god of lightning and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Omni Law by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. A scene from a different Triwizard shows a realistic reaction to a Powerful!Harry. Crossover with the Marvel Universe. Rated M for profanity and drug use.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 795 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 806 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 362 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 9,437 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,158 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Expelled by broomstick flyer reviews
I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Awake at Midnight by cap red reviews
A series of events that are initiated from the simple fact that Harry was actually asleep at midnight on his birthday. Oneshot. Spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Order of the murderer’s by broomstick flyer reviews
This is a short 4 chap story that was left on my old laptop. End of fifth year Harry starts the holiday feeling angry at the world. see what happens when he and his allies have somewhere to aim that anger. OoP bashing galore in this one. H/Hr broomstick
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 8,208 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 8,291 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Immutable Forces by Belcris reviews
Harry Potter and Doctor Who crossover. The TARDIS is terrified and in pain and runs to the one man that can help her and it's NOT the Doctor. DW10/RT, HP/GW. AU. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 555 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 220 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 443 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version by canoncansodoff reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 5,276 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The I I, I I Harry Potter DoOver by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Two weeks after second year Harry wakes up with memories of being much older. He knows what will happen and vows to stop it, to stop Voldemort before he even comes back. But can he get out from under the Dursleys and the MOB? H/HR language and violence AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,084 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Independence Day by tumshie reviews
This a post OotP fic where Harry breaks free from Dumbledore and is A/U. Chapter 17 for your enjoyment. If you've read it before, remember this is a re-post. Welcome to new readers and thanks for all the reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,915 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 6,404 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Beginning of the End by poe1911 reviews
Xander gets a job offer he really can't turn down. Post season 7
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,233 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 1,605 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Chaos, Irony and Confusion by Chaos Eternus reviews
Slightly cracked YAHF: What happens when too many people wear Voldemort Costumes...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Jedi by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Mrs. Figg decides to raise Harry after seeing how they treat him. Harry shows up for first year after living in a galaxy far, far away for a decade. Tries to answer the question of what power the Dark Lord knows not is. StarWarsHP cross HarryJaina Solo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Arabella F.
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wizards, Superheroes, and Jackalopes by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Harry is sent to live with relatives in the US after the events of GOF. There he meets Luna Lovegood. The problem is, his relatives are superheroes. HPDC Comics XOver. HarryLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,994 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Soul Has Bandaged Moments by serendu reviews
Harry Potter was 18 when he first stepped into Atlantis. HPSGA crossover.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,512 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 401 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 423 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What REALLY Happened by Hamm On Wry reviews
Post 7th year. There are a lot of half baked theories about how Harry will kill Moldyshorts. I guess there should be enough room for one more.... The TRUTH more or less about the end of the Dork Lord!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 4,383 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 470 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 423 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10509 - Favs: 16,598 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 7,225 - Follows: 1,789 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 815 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Behind the Door by Backroads reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
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Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 53,542 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
tlhIngan maH! reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfinished Journeys, Untraveled Roads reviews
A selection of unfinished tales that have been abandoned. Each chapter represents the chapters of a single story. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation, religious/social iconoclasm and reader brain-damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Project Omega reviews
The Minister appears to have come back from the dead, Lucius Malfoy appears to have been long-dead since before he died. On top of this, The Ministry appears to be ignoring the Statute of Re-Integration and the Home Office have launched the mysterious Project Omega ... and who is the Unspeakable Hecate? - Some crossover with the Star Trek and Dr Who universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Welcome to Mewlips Country reviews
I wanted somewhere to share some original material - mainly short or short-short stories and scenes that I may use elsewhere (someday). Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation and reader brain-damage. Brain bleach recommended.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29/2015
The Goblet and The Bag reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clichés, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
The Sanctuary reviews
Voldemort has triumphed. The light is all but defeated. Harry and Hermione take shelter from the Death Eaters in a shallow cave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hope reviews
Britain is covered by Voldemort's darkness, and only Harry and Hermione remain loyal to The Light. A dark tale with just a little light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zealots reviews
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Bite Me, Already! reviews
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses reviews
Hogwarts has decided to relieve some of the tensions and reconcile some of the differences between students and staff. Adult themes, sexual innuendo, slash, gender role reversal and squick. Starts with a bar of chocolate. Late Christmas story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Love Potions reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Dreams reviews
Hogwarts' dreams are important to her, they are part of her children. Kind of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Completely Bludgered reviews
Ron & Ginny have been caught dosing Harry and Hermione with love potions. Hermione decides that she wants to try to become a beater … using a couple of very special bludgers. Weasley bashing. Ginny POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Captive Memories reviews
Hermione is missing, and an empty shell has been claimed by Ron as his … plaything. Non-graphic non-consensual sex, kidnapping and torture. Dark Weasley. An experiment in dissimilar writing styles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Dreams reviews
Hermione has contracted Dragon Flu, and has strange dreams while she is in hospital. Disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After The Ministry reviews
There is always a price to pay to lift a dark curse, and Dolohov's curse was particularly nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Good hair Day reviews
For Hermione, every day is a bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night of Stars reviews
A young man waits under a starry sky, an abused woman dies. Character death, torture and abuse. Weasly bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss reviews
When curses collide in a magically charged atmosphere, strange things happen to reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Ships that Pass reviews
Harry goes to hide away after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Doom, despair, alcoholism and character death … and Sibyl Trelawney. May need brain bleach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Waking From a Dream reviews
Harry wakes from a pleasant dream. Pure fluff. Short.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time to Die reviews
The battle has gone ill. Just the moments before the end of the war. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
My Sacred Lunch Time reviews
Ron has been affected by a potion designed to give a feeling of spirituality. Weasley bashing. Distressing table manners. A cautionary tale. Not for the queasy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Children of The Night reviews
Harry seeks revenge after Hermione is killed, but finds that they have both undergone a life-changing event. Violence, blood, character death, angst, normal marital relations, necromantic themes. Overpowered wizards! ON HIATUS after chapter 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What's It Like to Kiss? reviews
Hermione has never been kissed, so she asks her best friend to describe it. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming of Age reviews
Voldemort's gone forever, it's Harry's 17th birthday, and someone wants to make it special for him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
til it's gone reviews
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Foodchain reviews
Fleur Delacour, a well known Veela has decided that she wants Harry Potter for herself. Hermione has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Losing Hermione reviews
Hermione, now married to Harry Potter, is lost somewhere in Oxfordshire after being attacked by Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Author! Author! reviews
How do you think that authors get their characters to do what they want? Fluffy silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Epilogue to a Long Life reviews
Hermione looks back over her long life with Harry. Character death. An epilogue to the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Around and About reviews
Voldemort has beaten Albus Dumbledore, and now he turns his attention to Harry. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hereward's Harem reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When All's Said and Done reviews
When all's said and done, what's left to say and do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Question reviews
Albus Dumbledore was right to fear what Harry Potter could become, and when someone kills his lover, Hermione Granger, he will move Heaven and Earth. Character Death, Torture, Wanton Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Man reviews
Harry is visiting the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Epiphania reviews
The trio are brewing a very special potion in Slughorn's class ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nor Death Delay reviews
A storm is fast approaching, and Hogwarts, the spiritual heart of Wizarding Britain must face its fury, but you can only fight necromancy with necromancy. Death, Horror, Undead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trousers of Time reviews
Harry Potter, aged 10, is slouching through Little Whinging from school and trips over his rolled-up trouser cuff. Spying a pair of jeans under the hedge, he decides to try them on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Promise Kept reviews
Harry comes back to keep his promise. Character Death, Bereavement
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
GodEmperor of Little Whinging reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
McGuffin's Device reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Widow's Grief reviews
Voldemort is dead and so is Harry Potter - Bereavement and Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete