Annetteskitty
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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2206949, Profile Updated: 03-17-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Bad Mother's Handbook.

I am so sorry, but due to some family health issues I need to put Daniel's adventures on hiatus. I plan to continue eventually. I just need to focus on my family right now. Daniel is always running around inside my head. ~Annette


Welcome to the Official fan-fiction site for Danielgaleh00rs. For all who love the geekalicious Daniel Gale we have cum.

Daniel Gale is the adorkable character played by The Pretty himself, Robert Pattinson, in the British film Bad Mother's Handbook. He is so sweet and has such a devoted cult following that I decided there needed to be a fanfiction story dedicated to his sexy self. My Daniel Gale obsession and pervy powers have been brought together to bring you the very first ever Danial Gale fanfic. :-)

Still unsure about Daniel? Watch this awesome video--> Daniel Gale in 2.5 minutes. Just imagine an English Geekward.

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The Blogs

The DanielGaleh00rs blog. Home of the Cumming to America Soundtrack, poetry, gifs, Danielp0rn, fan videos, Lick me Daniel Lingerie, and pretty much anything else. Got ideas? Send 'em on in!

Fan Art * ~ Banners and pictures made by Daniels special ladies.

Curvy Girls * ~ Fanfiction stories for the voluptuous Vixens.

Daniel's Sensible Advice Column Daniel gives out thoughtful advice and wisdom from his beloved Nan. Send our sweet boy any questions you might have!

Eclipse Premiere 2010 * ~ Red carpet fashion extravaganza.

Oscar Gowns 2010 * ~ Daniel's favorites frocks.

Daniel's Scrapbook of Adventures View pictures of Daniel's life in America and meat his friends.

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The Peeps

Daniel Gale - Main character - On the Twittah: @Danielgale, Danielgale on Facebook

Annetteskitty - Top h00r - Author of Daniel Gale: Cumming to America - Twitter: @Annetteskitty - Beta/Prereader for Rosmarina

Rosmarina Star - Beta - Facebook, Live journal: Live Journ

BlackHale82 - English Beta - Facebook

Twisted Coincidence - Contributing h00r, Pre-reader - Author of Daniel Gale: Her Forbidden Student - Twitter: @Twistedcoin

Fiberkitty - Contributing h00r - Co-author of Daniel Gale: A Boy and His Pussy - Twitter @Miya_Kressin

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The Really, Really Ridiculously Cool Stuff!

~*Winner*~ of TWO Giggle/Snort Awards in the categories of UnderGiggle (Best Overall, less than 3000 reviews) & Best Emmett

~*Winner*~ of the Faithful Shipper Award for Best Crossover

Friday Recommendation by Mac214 at The Fictionators

SnowWhiteHeart and Annetteskitty interview each other at The Southern Fan Fiction Review

Friday Fic Fit Review by AltheaJams at the TwificPimps

Sunday Smut Spotlight Feature by LaracFF at Random Acts of Rob (RoaR)

Review by 107yearoldvirgin at The Southern Fan Fiction Review

Triple Recommendation from The Fictionators by Kassiah, SnowWhiteHeart, and FiberKitty

The Fic Bridge by Mrs.TheKing. DGCTA was chosen by Kristi28 for a #readalong on Twitter. A great way to have fun and make new friends!

Guest Recommendation by Clurabella at P.I.C's Fanfic Corner

Fanfic of the Week at It's Roblated

Interview with Sue at So You Think You Can Write?

Interview with Charmie77 at the Fanfiction Rebels

Update reviews over at Fanficers Anonymous

Recommended by Tammy at The Twilight Sisterhood

Recommended as "Just Plain Fun" at the WhyNotRPattz blog

Recommended as "Good for a Laugh" by AltheaJams on her blog

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Impact by nise7465 reviews
Please note- On June 1, 2014, Impact was removed from this site. Thank you for your love and support during the run of this story. Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Wife by mostly a lurker reviews
Homesteading on the prairie in 1864 is austere, beautiful, and deadly. Can Edward and Bella survive the hardships and flourish? AU/AH EPOV Originally an entry in the Age of Edward contest, now revised and expanded.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Handcuffs and Heartstrings by Britpacksuccubus reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Daniel Gale: Cumming to America reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Daniel Gale: Cum Shots reviews
Oddball outtakes and alternative POVs from Daniel Gale: Cumming to America. Who knows what delights you might find in here?
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
A Tale of Four Edwards and a Daniel reviews
PROMO for the LOVIN' IN THE OVEN Contest. Ever wonder how, with all of the Edwards in the world, none of them ever cross paths? These four Edwards and Daniel Gale are about to collide in a crazy fuckery filled day...
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Edward