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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2207008, Profile Updated: 06-26-17
Author has written 28 stories for Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, OFF, Red vs. Blue, Dragon Age, Borderlands, and Radio Dramas.

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The Girl They Called Jane by SuperFreak85 reviews
John Shepard gave his life on the Collector base to destroy it and save his team. Now the team must find John's sister and convince her to take up were John left off. But can they make a hero out of someone who never wanted to be one in the first place?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Under Better Circumstances by Rebel666 reviews
After being retrieved from Omega, Lt James Vega is in charge of protecting the Alliance's most valuable asset... Commander Nevada Shepard. Little does he know that it was just the beginning of their story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,404 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Shepard (F), James V.
Commander Shepard, Alliance Navy by CobaltAC reviews
Commander Shepard is a hero, but he is also just a man. And like all men, he must face the trials of everyday life, whether they be team mates who don't follow orders or lonely women who want him to warm their bed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Wild Card by Aya Renee reviews
James had spent weeks running from his past. Sure, he didn't exactly have his life planned out, not in so many words, but still nothing prepared him for the moment when the former commander Shepard barged into his life and made away with his lucky deck.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,795 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Journal My Love Forgot by psycho neko-chan reviews
The account of Alois Racine and his time spent in the cellars of the Florbelle estate. Possible crack later due to Rps, but worth reading nonetheless. M for disturbing imagery. Takes place in Amnesia: Justine/possibly The Dark Descent. R and R please? ;-;
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011
A Very Special Fill For A Very Special Prompt by CobaltAC reviews
A little fill I did for a very... "special" prompt on the Mass Effect KinkMeme. Garrus and Tali cuckold Commander Shepard, the generic, human male soldier.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
More than friends by ALIENmantis reviews
"You know, birds and bees Garrus? Do you have birds and bees on Palaven?" "I am a bird, Shepard." Slash / yaoi / gay / mature ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (M)]
Blackwork Tendrils: The Lustful Ancient by PestoMonkey reviews
Liara experiences a sudden disability after an intense melding and only one individual can assist her in regaining her energy. Oneshot companion to Blackwork. M for Xeno love.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Javik - Complete
Blind by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Vega isn't just her LT, but what is he precisely? Shepard/JamesVega
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (F), James V. - Complete
A Certain Charm by LanaKrios reviews
Naomi Shepard has recovered from a lethal gunshot wound. Her lover, Zaeed, is happy about this. In more ways than one. Rated M for sex and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Do You Think of Me by cvreitzer reviews
Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Role Reversal by ktfoo reviews
What if LW had been the slave, instead of Charon? Inspired by kmeme prompt. EDITTED. Charon/F!LW
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Night in the Wards by jhoom reviews
Shepard and Garrus are stuck spending a night together in a hotel on the Citadel. What could possibly go wrong? Kink meme fill. M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Enthusiasm Versus Experience by SerineCeline reviews
Liara loves M!Shep; Samara fancies him a bit too. What happens when they both go for him hmm? Read and find out. Big time naughtyness follows.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Samara - Complete
The Adventures of James Vega and Sergeant Whiskers by Made Nightwing reviews
For Service Chief James Vega, rescuing a kitten from a burning colony was a random act of kindness. For Acting Sergeant Whiskers, it was the day that he met his human, and began his service as an animal scout. For both of them, it was life changing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2011
One Way or Another by Deliciously reviews
PWP written for the hopeless lack of John Shepard/Kaidan. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Guide To Owning An L4D Character by DestineyTot reviews
You -insert name here- have just puchased a -insert L4D character here- and is having trouble with it. If so, then this is the guide for you, my friend.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ellis, Nick
We're on the Same Team by Millenia Marik reviews
The unlikely story of a forming friendship between a Red Sniper and Spy on a team where no one expects to live long enough to sustain one. A bit of fluff, humor and drama. Feel-good reading. Rated M for language, violence, and suggestive/sensitive themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,404 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
The Weight of the World by gembag reviews
What happens when the Lone Wanderer can't take it anymore? LW and Charon angst.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Scars by Shibari reviews
The Batman and Joker were enemies. Or, that's what they wanted everyone to think... Batman/Joker yaoi.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Detention with Hagrid by ssShadow444 reviews
Ginny has to serve detention with Hagrid and things take an unexpected turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ginny W., Rubeus H. - Complete
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Little Doubts
Magnus relives the past. A Julia/Magnus fic. The Adventure Zone.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Published: 6/26 - Complete
For He's a Jolly Good Fellow reviews
York gets Carolina a gift for her birthday and Carolina misunderstands an important question. (Part of The Witch's Game)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Carolina, York, North] - Complete
The Taste of Irony On Your Lips
Avery "York" Hargrove never would've thought the love of his life would be anything but human, but things change. He's not under his father's thumb anymore. (Part of The Witch's Game, York's origin story.)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [York, North, Carolina] Chairman - Complete
The Witch's Game
Long ago, the Dakota crime family was inflicted with a curse that transformed them into the very creatures they had tried to enslave many generations ago. They became complacent in their state of being, however, proud of who they were. South Dakota is the first and only human to be born to the Dakota name in over 200 years. All thanks to a bored witch's game.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,783 - Published: 9/5/2016
2-4-1-10 reviews
We missed you. (Season 13 spoilers.)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Epsilon - Complete
Anything For You
After being off-handedly rejected by Simmons, Matthews attempts to drink his woes away and Bitters takes the chance to finally get him in bed. Follow up to My Dick; smut. Matthews/Bitters because FFnet doesn't have him listed as a character.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2015 - OC, A. Bitters - Complete
Ride A Cowboy reviews
Tucker gets Dallas to wear a new outfit. Based on directium's AU The Director of Project Freelancer is Dead.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2015
My Dick reviews
Grif gets jealous of Simmons and Matthews' relationship.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2015 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Say Goodbye reviews
Tucker watches his best friend die.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2015 - L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
New Life reviews
John Shepard and his family move to Vancouver after an incident in Chicago and must adjust to the weird people of Normandy High School. Re-continued!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
One Fucked Up Family reviews
The Vault Hunters haven't been together long, but that doesn't make them less of a family. One fucked up family, but still. A collection of drabbles about the day-to-day lives of the BL2 Vault Hunters. Abandoned.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Mordecai, Maya, Gaige, Krieg - Complete
Fight Me
Leonard and Allison share a moment. Drabble.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
Bloodlines
Abandoned. Hawke is part of a special bloodline, besides his noble and magical lineage. Of course, he has no idea, until a potion from the Black Emporium is mistaken for a health poultice.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Hawke (M), Fenris, Xenon
Big, Gay, Lesbian reviews
South comes out of the closet. Drabble.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2015 - North, South, Wash - Complete
Lament of a Fallen Queen reviews
There was once a queen. She was beautiful. There was once a batter. He was powerful. They fell in love. It did not end well.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
The Switch is Now reviews
A dying Elsen tells us his final memories.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Farewell, Stars reviews
After the death of Lucy, Desmond goes through a terrifying transformation. Rated M for much sexiness
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Desmond M., Rebecca C.
Lost in Vegas reviews
Kmeme prompt: I'd love to see Vega and FemShep having this casual view of sex, they are just blowing off steam. So, when the reapers are dead and the galaxy is slowing getting back on its feet, they keep going at it under the pretense of "blowing off some steam".
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Shepard (F), James V. - Complete
Going Grey reviews
63 years old, John Shepard goes out to visit an old friend and lover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Very Sincerely reviews
It's been eighteen long years since the events of Mass Effect 3 and Shepard's indoctrination, but love prevails even til the end.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Weird and Wonderful reviews
Jane Shepard gets a look at life through different eyes and is forced to choose between her best friend and her lover. M for later lemon
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Shepard (F)
Bubbles reviews
John and Kaidan spend some time in a hotel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Inertia reviews
Grunt/ManShep lemon
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Shepard (M), U. Grunt - Complete
Shavik reviews
Shepard learns the hard way about Prothean reproduction.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Javik, Shepard (M)
Big Boy reviews
quality femshep/garrus oneshot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Talk About Strange reviews
Elevator sex with your hosts Kaidan Alenko and John Shepard. Planning on doing a kinky follow up wooooo two shot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012
Royal Flush reviews
Shepard and Ashley play strip poker and I laugh too hard while writing this stop me oneshot yo.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Dirty Old Man reviews
Vega and Shepard finally do it woo. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - James V., Shepard (M) - Complete
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