theravennerd
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-06-10, id: 2207011, Profile Updated: 10-23-11
Author has written 2 stories for Darkest Powers.

Hi!! I'm Kate, am 16 and in 10th grade. I live in a very boring Midwest state. My profile pic is my favorite inside joke ever, and if you get it too, you're my new best buddy! I'm a major book-aholic and i finally had to get more shelves, my old one officially overflowed. Roller coasters are half my life, the other half being epic TV shows, such as LOST, Buffy, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I also love doing things that are supposed to scare people and don't actually scare me. I am also movie obbsessed (Specifically Action/Adventure and Horror, boo chick flicks) and can't go a week without watching one. Oh! And I like werewolves more than vampires, but this opinion has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight.

Fav book series: Darkest Powers and Mortal Instruments are tied for first, closely followed by Vampire Academy, very closely followed by The Infernal Devices, followed a long way away by the Hunger Games. Harry Potter is of course in a league all alone, because nothing could possibly compare to it

Fav fictional book characters: 1st: Neville Longbottom- HP 2nd: Fred Weasley- HP 3rd: Dobby- HP 4th: Jace Wayland- Mortal Instruments 5th: Derek Souza- Darkest Powers

Fav YouTube videos: Anything Smosh (Including Ian's channel, how can you not love two hilarious hot guys?), Asian kid singing my heat will go on (and his other videos), You aint got no pancake mix, Brother and sister after dentist (I'm not really sure what it's called, but it's so funny. These two high school kids get their wisdom teeth pulled and one of them has a super weird reaction to whatever they gave him. Go look it up right now!), Double Rainbow and Double Rainbow song, Backin up and BAckin up son, and so, so many more.

Fav Movies: Oh God, this is going to be a long list and in no real order. Titanic, Catch Me If You Can, Zombieland, Armaggedon, 2012, Avatar, Talladega Nights, Zombieland, Van Helsing (YAY Hugh Jackman), Princess Bride (Which is my all-time favorite), Tangled, and all Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Mummy, Pirates of the Carribean, and all Marvel movies (excluding Iron Man, Spiderman, The Hulk, and Ghost Rider) movies. There are probably more but i yet agian can't think of them

Fav Movie Characters: (in no real order) Danny Archer (BLood diamond), Lev something (Russian guy from Armaggedon who's awesome), Wolverine (X-Men, where else? I only remember his first name is Jimmy then Logan, no idea for last names), anyone who is played by Will Ferrel, Van Helsing (Bet you can guess), anyone from Dodgeball, Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean, you just have to love Jack), Texas Ranger (Talladega Nights, that kid is so fucking funny!), Tallahasee (Zombieland, the guy is fricken awesome! He's a derranged psycotic killing machine but with a soft spot for his son and Twinkies, and also really funny. I love him!), Columbus (Zombieland, also really funny and a guy anyone can totally relate to. I loved how much he swore because it made the movie realistic, cause who wouldn't start screaming profanities if a zombie came after them? And he was kind of cute.), anyone from Princess Bride, and a lot of other people that i'm not going to put down.

Fav TV Shows: LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST!!, Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien, Total Drama Island/Action/ World Tour, V, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Amazing Race, Man vs Wild (Yay Bear Grylls!)

Fav TV Show Characters: All these are not from Lost, which has it's own section below. Zuko-Avatar. Sokka-Avatar. Toph-Avatar. Uncle Iroh- Avatar. Momo-Avatar. Appa-Avatar. Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oz-Buffy. Andrew-Buffy. Anya-Buffy. Xander-Buffy. Giles-Buffy. Duncan-Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour. Kevin Ethan Levin- Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien. Yeah, i'm going to stop now. There are too many people that i like to mention.

Fav Lost Characters (Can't cut this out!): 1st: James "Sawyer" Ford/Jim LaFleur from Lost. Oh my God, how can you not love Sawyer? He is the coolest guy ever on any show!! Josh Holloway plays him and is just gorgeous, yes i know he's over 40 but he doesn't look it and is still hot. Sawyer is hilarious, gorgeous, sarcastic, sweet, an ex con man, and everything that i love. His nicknames are amazing too! 2nd: Charlie Pace. He's a British Rockstar! You can't not like him. Well actually my mom doesn't and it really pisses me off. Anyway he is also really hot and just awesome in like every way. I almost cried when he died and every time i think about him dying, and i never cry! 3rd: Boone Carlyle. Ahh! Boone sobs!! Why did he have to die?! When i rewatched season 1, i completely fell in love with him. He is so hot, sweet, funny, smart, and just amazing in like every single way. I actually cried when he died and so did everyone in the show! Now, why didn't Jack evenge his death by killing Locke like he said he would?! Better yet, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE SAVE HIM?! 4th: Desmond Hume. Alright he is gorgeous too! He's scottish i think and is just awesome. He named his son after Charlie and i again almost cried becuase of this! 5th:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes. Really awesome hippy-like fat guy. He's so funny and just tries to help everyone out. I love him! 6th: Mile Straume. I have no idea why i love him so much but i do! He's hilarious and i just think he's awesome! I belive in duct tape too!! 7th: Frank Lapidus! I just love this guy! I also have no real reason to like him so much but i do!

Most supported couples (Some of which never happened but should have and made me seirously pissed):

Gale and Katniss- The Hunger Games (The fucking one legged bread boy just had to go mess up everything didnt he?! I hate the whole series now!)

Adrian and Rose- Vampire Academy (The fucking Russian idiot messed up everything there too!! And ruined my opinion of Russians!!! Adrian and Rose were perfect for each other! Fucking Russian.)

Boone and Shannon- LOST (Okay, yeah it is kind of creepy that he was in love with his sister, but theyre step siblings, so it wouldnt be all that bad, and Boone really did deserve someone)

Spike and Buffy- Buffy (Ever since Spike's first dream with him and Buffy, I was rooting for them. Then stupid Angel kept coming back and pissing me off and i just wanted him to take a walk, outside, on a beautiful sunny day. Then the finale was so sad, and they need to do a Spike spin off. There have to be more Spike fans than Angel.)

Willow and Oz- Buffy (Oz, I love you and I miss you. Ever since Willow went gay, she's gotten on my nerves, not because she was gay, but because her girlfriends were always really annoying and were the reason Oz wasnt around any more. Stupid Willow.)

Sokka and Suki- Avatar (They are simply adorable, and fricken awesome! "Fan and Sword" has become part of my best friend and I's handshake, yeah, were nerds.)

Zuko and Guitara- Avatar (Okay, I don't necessarily support them, since there is nothing there, and I think Mai is awesome, but still, those two would make a good couple i think, and then there would always be some "liquidy hot offense" goin' on)

Zuko and Mai- Avatar

Anya and Xander- Buffy

Derek and Chloe- Darkest Powers

Jace and Clary- Mortal Intruments

Lissa and Christian- Vampire Academy

Charlie and Claire- LOST (Poor Charlie, i was almost in tears where they were "reunited" at the finale)

Desmond and Penny- LOST

Sawyer and Juliet- LOST

Kevin and Gwen- Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien

No idea what happened to 1-3. I just found this on someone's profile and liked it.

General
004. What is your height? 5’ 6"
005. Do you have any siblings? two amazingly annoying little sisters
006. What is your eye color? hazel
007. What is your hair color? brown
008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? yup, contacts
009. Are you right handed or left handed? righty!
010. Do you have any piercings? nope, not even ears
011. Do you smoke? NO!! How insulting!
012. Do you swear? Never more than a muttered one in front of people, but in my mind, well a lot.
013. Do you get along with your parents? dad-yes mom-not so much
014. Your heritage? Irish, German, Swedish
015. Your fears? OWLS! Ah, they scare me ever since I watched the Fourth Kind, but not because of the movie, something that happened after i watched it.
016. Goal you would like to achieve this year? Something i would rather not have known in the world
017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? I don't use them.
018. Best Physical Feature? I like my arms.
019. Your bedtime? No set one really, on weekdays i try to go to bed around 11:15 or earlier though
020. What time do you arise in the morning? Uhg, 6:20 in the morning on weekdays, usually past 10 on weekends
021. First thoughts waking up? 10 more seconds then i'll get up (Never really happens i usually wind up falling back asleep.)
022. Do you shower daily? usually

This Or That?
023. Bright or dark room? Dark
024. Chocolate or vanilla? CHOCOLATE!!
025. Dogs or cats? Dogs! Cats should all go drown in a lake and then that lake should be bombed, twice
026. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
027. McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds, Burger king has weird buns and mcd's has amazing hot fudge sundaes
028. Ant or Dec? Huh?
029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? No idea what you're talking about
030. Cappuccino or Coffee? Ick to both. How about hot chocolate?

In the last month have you...
031. Drank alcohol? nope, i never had
032. Gone to a mall? Sadly yes, I hate malls but went there for a movie that wasnt showing in our regular theater, Munger Road
033. Eaten a box of Oreos? Like a whole box or just some oreos? Cause i had oreos like yesterday
034. Eaten sushi? nope, never had, never will
035. Been on stage? no
036. Been dumped? no, never had
037. Gone skinny dipping? Hell no
038. Stolen Anything? Um... Nothing of importance. a couple of bucks on the counter

Have you ever...
039. Laughed for no reason? yes, all the time
040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yes... Only about every day. stuff my mom doesn't want me to do anyway.
041. Been in love? Nope
042. Fired a gun? No
043. Been drunk? No
044. Been called a Tease? No
045. Been beaten up? Just punched several times by my sisters and gotten bitten several times by my dog
046. Shoplifted? No, well yes, on accident when i was five. some sunglasses fell into a bucket i was carrying. We returned them!

What was the last...
047. Furry thing you touched? My puppy, Harely.
048. Thing you've said? "Night"
049. Song you've listened to? What a Shame by Shinedown
050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? Hmmm... My mom or dad probably, i usually just text
051. Movie you watched? Pirates of the Caribbean: At Stranger Tides

052. Thing you were doing before this? taking a shower
053. Time you cried? Every one of the three times i saw Deathly Hallows Part Two, both from the sheer awesomeness, and the sight of Fred, Lupin, and Tonks laying there, dead
054. Song you've sang? Soy Guapo (soy muy muy guapo, tengo ojos verdes y pelo castano)
055. Time you looked at the clock? um... a few minutes ago i guess
056. Food and drink you've had? Uh... pepsi and stick pretzels
057. Flavor of gum you've chewed? That Dessert kind, Mint Chocolate Chip
058. Shoes you've worn? new balance gym shoes
059. Store you've been in? Well i was in a Walmart parking lot today, but we decided not to go in

Favourite...
060. Planet? Earth, i'm not a martian
061. Age you've been so far? I don't know, anything before 7th grade, life was easy back then
062. Season? fall
063. Number? 19
064. TV show? LOST!!
065. Flower? I don't like flowers

Random...
066. How much cash do you have on you? nada
067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? boar (hey, Locke hunts boars on Lost, YAY!)
068. What T-Shirt are you wearing? Actually, just towel, which is purple sadly
069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? barefut
070. What did your last text message say? Definitely
071. What were you doing at midnight last night? Typing up my newest chapter
072. What's your current desktop picture? Andrew from Buffy holding his camera
073. What's a word that you say a lot? um, so, no, well
074. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Brown or black, I don't know why
075. How is the weather right now? Dark, probably cold.
076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair, or if they're shirtless, chest
077. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes, definitely
078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? no, well i did one on accident during our tumbling section in 6th grade gym
079. Who would you like to see right now? My bud Nick
080. How many pillows do you sleep with? one
081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace? No, i don't use any of those things anyway
082. How do you want to die? in my sleep, or out with a bang, in a nice quick way though
083. What do you want to be when you grow up? At the moment i'm thinking engineer
084. What country would you most like to visit? Australia
085. How many CDs do you own? like five i think, but i never listen to them
086. How many things, in your past, do you regret? a TON
087. Do you think you are attractive? No, i know i'm not and admit it
088. Do you believe in yourself? depends on what i'm doing
089. Do you want to get married? Yes, eventually

In a boy/girl...
090. Favorite eye color? Guys: Green or really bright blue Girls: Don't really care, green i guess though
091. Favorite hair color? Guys: dark blond with streaks of brown Girls: Light brown
092. Short or long hair? Guys: Longish but not all the way to the shoulders Girls: long
093. Height? Guys: Taller than me by a couple of inches Girls: About my height, maybe a little shorter
094. Weight? Guys: Skinny but also muscular so idk, i don't know the weight of any guys Girls: 110ish, like me

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at Harry. It

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Walking Dead

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:54 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:02 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Thunder, and now rain

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

when i walked inside from the car after getting home from my grandpa's

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My English and Chemistry homework, which i didn't start and will regret tomorrow

9. What are you wearing?

purple towel

10. Did you dream last night?

It was weird, and i remembered it this morning, but i can't now.

11. When did you last laugh?

When my dad turned on Jackass for a few minutes

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

My room, so a crappy lighthouse thing i did in 4th grade, and crappier tile thing i did in 5th, and a goose painting that i did not paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No, don't think so

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Step Brothers on TV, Pirates of the Caribbean: at Stranger Tides on DVD, and Paranormal Activity 3 in theaters

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

couple dozen Lost shirts, a Borders, a blockbuster, one of my goldendoodle's brothers, and that's pretty much it

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Dork has two meanings

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Hm... My youngest sister ever being born? Its mean but i hate her

19. Do you like to dance

Only to Just Dance

20. George Bush:

I hate politics so by default i hate both George Bushs

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Casey

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alexander "Alex" Owen

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Not really

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I'm an athiest!

Some Fav quotes:

Mortal Instruments

"The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."-Inquisitor
"Enormous? Did you just call me fat?"-Jace
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat."

"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."- Jace

"Jesus!"-Luke
"Actually, it's just me. Though I've been told the resemblance is startling."-Simon

"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'-Jace
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay,"-Clary
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power"

"Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."
"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"Jesus" -Clary
"I doubt he'd fit"-Jace

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and i recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say that because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."-Simon (God i love this quote, Its hilarious and true! Also, since Jace doesn't know who Wolverine and Magneto are, I have made that a requirment for any boyfriends i might have in the future, so warning to any guys who may be reading this, i doubt there are many, KNOW YOUR X-MEN!!)

"Well, when i was five, i wanted to take a bath in spaghetti."-Jace
"How was it?"-Clary
"Slippery."-Jace

"Are you the one with the blue eyes?"-Magnus
"No. My eyes are usually described as golden, and luminous."-Jace.
"Oh, You're that one."-Magnus

Darkest Powers

"Where did you leave him?"-Tori
"Passed out in an alley... Not sure where though..."-Derek

"Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian. It's a tough call but i think you can take him" -Chloe

"Um, I was the one keeping my mouth shut."-Chloe

Van Helsing

"You can't kill me Victor." walks into sword. "I'm already dead." -Dracula

"I think if you are going to kill someone, kill them, don't stand there talking about it" -Anna

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

"That's a nice stick" retracts outer claws on one hand -Wolverine/Logan/Jimmy

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

"I'm gonna come at you like a spidermonkey!" -Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him

"Chip i'm all jacked up on mountain dew!" -T.R.

The whole grace scene, the first one

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Ah! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use the witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"- Ricky

"Come on Daddy! Send that weird man back to Indonesia!"- Walker

"Hakuna matata bitches!" Girard

Dodgeball

"You're goin' down Lafluer! You're goin' down like a sweet muffin!" White

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches

"L for love!" Gordan

Lost

Dr. Chang: Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
Hurley: Dude, that's ridiculous.
Dr. Chang: What year were you born? What year?
Hurley: Uh, 1931?
Dr. Chang: You're 46?
Hurley: Yeah. Yes, I am.
Dr. Chang: So you fought in the Korean War?
Hurley: There's no such thing.
Dr. Chang: Who's the president of the United States?
Hurley: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry.

JACK: "Get up!"
SAWYER: "What you want to see who's taller?"
JACK: "I said get up."

Sawyer: (to TSA-Agent in elevator) 341? Sounds serious. What's a 341?
TSA-Agent: That's confidential, sir.
Sawyer: Well if it's confidential how the hell am I supposed to know if I see one?

Sawyer: I'm sorry
Jin: I'm sorry
Sawyer: Okay nice. Keep it comin'.
Jin: You were right.
Sawyer: That's two, hit me.
Jin: Those pants don't make you look fat.
Sawyer: Now you got it -- only three things a woman needs to hear.

Bernard (to Rose): I am a dentist. I am not Rambo.

Charlie: Yeah, chase the dog with the skeletal arm into the jungle. You be my guest.

Charlie: Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for the both of you.

HURLEY: You have some...Arzt...on you.

CARMEN: Oh, that must be Jesus. Hola, momento. Yes, it is Jesus, he wants to know what color car you want

ANA-LUCIA: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it -- I say move, you move -- I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
SAWYER: I say you first.

LOCKE: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?
SAWYER: Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

"HENRY GALE": Please, just cut me down. My name is Henry Gale, I'm from Minnesota!

SAWYER: When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net I thought he meant, uh—something else.

Desmond: What did one snowman say to another?! (Smells like carrots!)

Hurely: Cheese curds...

CHARLIE: (While Locke is miming things) What, you can't speak John? You're mute? I am sorry about that. So where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures, as well? I know; you can't speak. You need to speak? To me? What do you want to--? Sand? You need to speak to the sand? Trees? Yeah, I've heard they're wonderful conversationalists. Hey! I don't understand! Who do you need to speak to? Church? Sky? Island? Island? You need to speak to the island?

SAWYER: That little place you always wanted, George?
BEN: Sorry?
SAWYER: What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it -- puppies get killed.

LOCKE: The Man from Tallahassee? What is that some kind of code?
BEN: No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should.

ROSE: If you say "live together, die alone" to me Jack, I'm gonna punch you in your face. (Thank God! Someone else agrees with me! If anyone says "Live together, die alone" again i'm going to scream. And thank you Rose, for offering to punch Jack in the face. I'd prefer he drown in a lake, but punching works too)

MILES: Where the hell did they go, Tubby?
HURLEY: Oh, awesome. The ship sent us another Sawyer.

The Swan Princess

Derek What? You're all I ever wanted. You're beautiful!
Odette: Thank you. But what else?
Derek: What else?
Odette: Is beauty all that matters to you?
Uberta: Derek, what else?
Derek: [to Odette] What else is there?

Odette: [Odette is dying] Derek... I-I feel so weak... I think... I'm...
Derek: No... You'll live, Odette! The vow I made was for you!

Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.

Rogers: You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less.

Derek: Don't let her die!
Rothbart: Is that a threat?
Derek: Don't you dare let her die!
Rothbart: Oh, it is a threat.

Jean-Bob: I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle!

Derek: It's not what it seems. Of course! It's not what it seems!!

Derek: Odette? Odette!
[Derek finds Odette's locket and finds William on the ground]
Derek: King William...
King William: [weakly] Derek...
Derek: Who did this?
King William: It came so quickly. A great animal.
Derek: Where is Odette?
King William: Listen to me, Derek, it's not what it seems. It's not what it seems.
Derek: What's not? Where is Odette?
King William: Odette is... Odette... is... gone.
[dies]
Derek: (falls on his knees and screams) Odette!!!!!

Derek: (singing in his head) She used to be such an ugly duckling!

Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain

Bridget: Rock rock! Rock rock!
Jean-Bob: She's calling a rock! We're doomed!

Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom

Rambo turtle!!!!!!!!!*

Jean-Bob: Oh, sure, let the frog drive. Frogs are known for their wagon driving.

Rogers: How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it.
[Reads letter.]
Rogers: "Dear pumpkin. I hate you. Zelda."

Rogers: "Why that, that, that mean muffin!"

Rogers: "You, you wolf in queen's clothing!"

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The After Story reviews
This is my version of what happens after the Reckoning. The gang goes a safe house before going to find the other subjects. Rated T for language, some things from my perverted mind, and some R movies mentioned.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,324 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Reckoning My Way reviews
A story about what happens after the group arrives at the safe house. Eventually Chlerek! My first fanfic. Please read! I know it's long but it's worth it! T for some swearing and several R movies mentioned.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,279 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete