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Hi!! I'm Kate, am 16 and in 10th grade. I live in a very boring Midwest state. My profile pic is my favorite inside joke ever, and if you get it too, you're my new best buddy! I'm a major book-aholic and i finally had to get more shelves, my old one officially overflowed. Roller coasters are half my life, the other half being epic TV shows, such as LOST, Buffy, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I also love doing things that are supposed to scare people and don't actually scare me. I am also movie obbsessed (Specifically Action/Adventure and Horror, boo chick flicks) and can't go a week without watching one. Oh! And I like werewolves more than vampires, but this opinion has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight.
Fav book series: Darkest Powers and Mortal Instruments are tied for first, closely followed by Vampire Academy, very closely followed by The Infernal Devices, followed a long way away by the Hunger Games. Harry Potter is of course in a league all alone, because nothing could possibly compare to it
Fav fictional book characters: 1st: Neville Longbottom- HP 2nd: Fred Weasley- HP 3rd: Dobby- HP 4th: Jace Wayland- Mortal Instruments 5th: Derek Souza- Darkest Powers
Fav YouTube videos: Anything Smosh (Including Ian's channel, how can you not love two hilarious hot guys?), Asian kid singing my heat will go on (and his other videos), You aint got no pancake mix, Brother and sister after dentist (I'm not really sure what it's called, but it's so funny. These two high school kids get their wisdom teeth pulled and one of them has a super weird reaction to whatever they gave him. Go look it up right now!), Double Rainbow and Double Rainbow song, Backin up and BAckin up son, and so, so many more.
Fav Movies: Oh God, this is going to be a long list and in no real order. Titanic, Catch Me If You Can, Zombieland, Armaggedon, 2012, Avatar, Talladega Nights, Zombieland, Van Helsing (YAY Hugh Jackman), Princess Bride (Which is my all-time favorite), Tangled, and all Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Mummy, Pirates of the Carribean, and all Marvel movies (excluding Iron Man, Spiderman, The Hulk, and Ghost Rider) movies. There are probably more but i yet agian can't think of them
Fav Movie Characters: (in no real order) Danny Archer (BLood diamond), Lev something (Russian guy from Armaggedon who's awesome), Wolverine (X-Men, where else? I only remember his first name is Jimmy then Logan, no idea for last names), anyone who is played by Will Ferrel, Van Helsing (Bet you can guess), anyone from Dodgeball, Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean, you just have to love Jack), Texas Ranger (Talladega Nights, that kid is so fucking funny!), Tallahasee (Zombieland, the guy is fricken awesome! He's a derranged psycotic killing machine but with a soft spot for his son and Twinkies, and also really funny. I love him!), Columbus (Zombieland, also really funny and a guy anyone can totally relate to. I loved how much he swore because it made the movie realistic, cause who wouldn't start screaming profanities if a zombie came after them? And he was kind of cute.), anyone from Princess Bride, and a lot of other people that i'm not going to put down.
Fav TV Shows: LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST!!, Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien, Total Drama Island/Action/ World Tour, V, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Amazing Race, Man vs Wild (Yay Bear Grylls!)
Fav TV Show Characters: All these are not from Lost, which has it's own section below. Zuko-Avatar. Sokka-Avatar. Toph-Avatar. Uncle Iroh- Avatar. Momo-Avatar. Appa-Avatar. Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oz-Buffy. Andrew-Buffy. Anya-Buffy. Xander-Buffy. Giles-Buffy. Duncan-Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour. Kevin Ethan Levin- Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien. Yeah, i'm going to stop now. There are too many people that i like to mention.
Fav Lost Characters (Can't cut this out!): 1st: James "Sawyer" Ford/Jim LaFleur from Lost. Oh my God, how can you not love Sawyer? He is the coolest guy ever on any show!! Josh Holloway plays him and is just gorgeous, yes i know he's over 40 but he doesn't look it and is still hot. Sawyer is hilarious, gorgeous, sarcastic, sweet, an ex con man, and everything that i love. His nicknames are amazing too! 2nd: Charlie Pace. He's a British Rockstar! You can't not like him. Well actually my mom doesn't and it really pisses me off. Anyway he is also really hot and just awesome in like every way. I almost cried when he died and every time i think about him dying, and i never cry! 3rd: Boone Carlyle. Ahh! Boone sobs!! Why did he have to die?! When i rewatched season 1, i completely fell in love with him. He is so hot, sweet, funny, smart, and just amazing in like every single way. I actually cried when he died and so did everyone in the show! Now, why didn't Jack evenge his death by killing Locke like he said he would?! Better yet, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE SAVE HIM?! 4th: Desmond Hume. Alright he is gorgeous too! He's scottish i think and is just awesome. He named his son after Charlie and i again almost cried becuase of this! 5th:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes. Really awesome hippy-like fat guy. He's so funny and just tries to help everyone out. I love him! 6th: Mile Straume. I have no idea why i love him so much but i do! He's hilarious and i just think he's awesome! I belive in duct tape too!! 7th: Frank Lapidus! I just love this guy! I also have no real reason to like him so much but i do!
Most supported couples (Some of which never happened but should have and made me seirously pissed):
Gale and Katniss- The Hunger Games (The fucking one legged bread boy just had to go mess up everything didnt he?! I hate the whole series now!)
Adrian and Rose- Vampire Academy (The fucking Russian idiot messed up everything there too!! And ruined my opinion of Russians!!! Adrian and Rose were perfect for each other! Fucking Russian.)
Boone and Shannon- LOST (Okay, yeah it is kind of creepy that he was in love with his sister, but theyre step siblings, so it wouldnt be all that bad, and Boone really did deserve someone)
Spike and Buffy- Buffy (Ever since Spike's first dream with him and Buffy, I was rooting for them. Then stupid Angel kept coming back and pissing me off and i just wanted him to take a walk, outside, on a beautiful sunny day. Then the finale was so sad, and they need to do a Spike spin off. There have to be more Spike fans than Angel.)
Willow and Oz- Buffy (Oz, I love you and I miss you. Ever since Willow went gay, she's gotten on my nerves, not because she was gay, but because her girlfriends were always really annoying and were the reason Oz wasnt around any more. Stupid Willow.)
Sokka and Suki- Avatar (They are simply adorable, and fricken awesome! "Fan and Sword" has become part of my best friend and I's handshake, yeah, were nerds.)
Zuko and Guitara- Avatar (Okay, I don't necessarily support them, since there is nothing there, and I think Mai is awesome, but still, those two would make a good couple i think, and then there would always be some "liquidy hot offense" goin' on)
Zuko and Mai- Avatar
Anya and Xander- Buffy
Derek and Chloe- Darkest Powers
Jace and Clary- Mortal Intruments
Lissa and Christian- Vampire Academy
Charlie and Claire- LOST (Poor Charlie, i was almost in tears where they were "reunited" at the finale)
Desmond and Penny- LOST
Sawyer and Juliet- LOST
Kevin and Gwen- Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien
No idea what happened to 1-3. I just found this on someone's profile and liked it.
This Or That?
In the last month have you...
Have you ever...
What was the last...
052. Thing you were doing before this? taking a shower
In a boy/girl...
WEIRD QUIZ THING:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at Harry. It
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Walking Dead
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Thunder, and now rain
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
when i walked inside from the car after getting home from my grandpa's
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My English and Chemistry homework, which i didn't start and will regret tomorrow
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
It was weird, and i remembered it this morning, but i can't now.
11. When did you last laugh?
When my dad turned on Jackass for a few minutes
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My room, so a crappy lighthouse thing i did in 4th grade, and crappier tile thing i did in 5th, and a goose painting that i did not paint
13. Seen anything weird lately?
No, don't think so
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Step Brothers on TV, Pirates of the Caribbean: at Stranger Tides on DVD, and Paranormal Activity 3 in theaters
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
couple dozen Lost shirts, a Borders, a blockbuster, one of my goldendoodle's brothers, and that's pretty much it
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Dork has two meanings
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Hm... My youngest sister ever being born? Its mean but i hate her
19. Do you like to dance
Only to Just Dance
20. George Bush:
I hate politics so by default i hate both George Bushs
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alexander "Alex" Owen
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm an athiest!
Some Fav quotes:
"The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."-Inquisitor
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."- Jace
"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'-Jace
"Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."
"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and i recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say that because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."-Simon (God i love this quote, Its hilarious and true! Also, since Jace doesn't know who Wolverine and Magneto are, I have made that a requirment for any boyfriends i might have in the future, so warning to any guys who may be reading this, i doubt there are many, KNOW YOUR X-MEN!!)
"Well, when i was five, i wanted to take a bath in spaghetti."-Jace
"Are you the one with the blue eyes?"-Magnus
"Where did you leave him?"-Tori
"Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian. It's a tough call but i think you can take him" -Chloe
"Um, I was the one keeping my mouth shut."-Chloe
"You can't kill me Victor." walks into sword. "I'm already dead." -Dracula
"I think if you are going to kill someone, kill them, don't stand there talking about it" -Anna
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
"That's a nice stick" retracts outer claws on one hand -Wolverine/Logan/Jimmy
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"I'm gonna come at you like a spidermonkey!" -Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him
"Chip i'm all jacked up on mountain dew!" -T.R.
The whole grace scene, the first one
"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Ah! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use the witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"- Ricky
"Come on Daddy! Send that weird man back to Indonesia!"- Walker
"Hakuna matata bitches!" Girard
"You're goin' down Lafluer! You're goin' down like a sweet muffin!" White
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches
"L for love!" Gordan
Dr. Chang: Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
JACK: "Get up!"
Sawyer: (to TSA-Agent in elevator) 341? Sounds serious. What's a 341?
Sawyer: I'm sorry
Bernard (to Rose): I am a dentist. I am not Rambo.
Charlie: Yeah, chase the dog with the skeletal arm into the jungle. You be my guest.
Charlie: Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for the both of you.
HURLEY: You have some...Arzt...on you.
CARMEN: Oh, that must be Jesus. Hola, momento. Yes, it is Jesus, he wants to know what color car you want
ANA-LUCIA: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it -- I say move, you move -- I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
LOCKE: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?
"HENRY GALE": Please, just cut me down. My name is Henry Gale, I'm from Minnesota!
SAWYER: When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net I thought he meant, uh—something else.
Desmond: What did one snowman say to another?! (Smells like carrots!)
Hurely: Cheese curds...
CHARLIE: (While Locke is miming things) What, you can't speak John? You're mute? I am sorry about that. So where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures, as well? I know; you can't speak. You need to speak? To me? What do you want to--? Sand? You need to speak to the sand? Trees? Yeah, I've heard they're wonderful conversationalists. Hey! I don't understand! Who do you need to speak to? Church? Sky? Island? Island? You need to speak to the island?
SAWYER: That little place you always wanted, George?
LOCKE: The Man from Tallahassee? What is that some kind of code?
ROSE: If you say "live together, die alone" to me Jack, I'm gonna punch you in your face. (Thank God! Someone else agrees with me! If anyone says "Live together, die alone" again i'm going to scream. And thank you Rose, for offering to punch Jack in the face. I'd prefer he drown in a lake, but punching works too)
MILES: Where the hell did they go, Tubby?
The Swan Princess
Derek What? You're all I ever wanted. You're beautiful!
Odette: [Odette is dying] Derek... I-I feel so weak... I think... I'm...
Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.
Rogers: You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less.
Derek: Don't let her die!
Jean-Bob: I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle!
Derek: It's not what it seems. Of course! It's not what it seems!!
Derek: Odette? Odette!
Derek: (singing in his head) She used to be such an ugly duckling!
Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain
Bridget: Rock rock! Rock rock!
Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom
Jean-Bob: Oh, sure, let the frog drive. Frogs are known for their wagon driving.
Rogers: How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it.
Rogers: "Why that, that, that mean muffin!"
Rogers: "You, you wolf in queen's clothing!"