Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, and Avalon Web of Magic.
Hey, I hope yall realize that the wonderful picture have played or will play: Soccer, field hockey, basketball, swim team, volleyball, lacrosse(maybe), dance, horseback riding, and tennis. I am obsessed with sports period! I love soccer and have played since I was like 4. Anyway I love the beach and nature. I am into football and my fav. teams are: Colts, Broncos, Redskins, and the Giants. I hate the Cowboys and Eagles no offense but hey I have my reasons. I will sum up my personality with one word: Insane. See? It's that simple! Yes it is Dreamz. Shut up voice person. I think your name should be...Joe. Yes that suits you, not sure about the others but hey*shrugs*. You see what we mean?
I like all types of music, here's a few of the ones I like:
Odd One- Sick Puppies
How to save a Life- The Fray
Deftones - Diamond Eyes
Linkin Park -New Divide
Paramore(can't remember all their songs so yeah)
Avril Lavigne: When youre gone, My Happy Ending, anything but ordinary, Losing Grip, and her other songs
Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child(awesome song)
Across the Universe/Blackbird/ and the other's:(the artists and the originals)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: Free Bird, Saturday Night Special, Sweet Home Alabama(the original not the dirt to put it nicely that some band or whatever tried and failed to impersonate!), and his other songs
Flyleaf(cant remember the name of the songs I like sorry)
Allman Brothers: Jessica, Sweet Melissa
Skillet: Hero, Awake and Alive
Evanescence: My Immortal, Bring Me to Life, etc.
Bullet For My Valentine:Bittersweet Memories,
Good Charlotte:Predictable, Anthem
And other songs and artists like that!;)
Some movies I like are:
Die Hard (Bruce Willis, and the rest of the movies that are a quartet)
Saving Private Ryan
Band of Brother's(tv series but hey its a movie too. I like the book to)
Star Wars(the originals)
Step into Liquid
The Great Escape
Jurassic Park 2,3 and the Lost World
James Bond stuff(Casino Royale, Live and Let Die, and such)
Red(just came out in theaters)
And others I will think of in like two minutes;)
Grades and Social status:
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I Like to talk about my personal life so I MUST be annoying.
I Love my brother so I MUST be weird
I LOVE sports therefore I MUST be stupid
I LIKE football so I MUST be a cheerleader
I DON'T want to mess with my hair so I CAN'T be stylish.
I DRESS in whatever fits and is available so I HAVE to be a slob .
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE!
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I supported Senator McCain, so i MUST be racist and against change
I cry easily but rarely, so I MUST be a wimp that has barely any feelings.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue(mary-sue are based on prettier versions of the authors (most of the time) all my fan characters are blonde and have long straightish hair and I'm a sandy blond wavy hair)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I HATE streotypes. don't use them!
(I got this from Nerds-will-rule-the-world thank you!)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
x You watch sports on TV.(everyday!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
xcats are better than dogs(have both)
x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.(once in a while)
Hmmmmm...why didn't anyone tell me I was a guy? I sure don't look like one. Maybe it's because I was brought up with a bunch of guys and the only girls were never there and...yeah. so how did this happen?
I forgot who i got this from. SORRY WHOEVER U ARE*YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones you are)
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
During a time of day, you think; "I need to write."
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Of course, why wouldn't I??? Stoopid question.
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
No but it was really sad and I felt guilty for secretly wishing he would fold in his stupid wings while over a rocky canyon.
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Yersh. But the last book is so antifang!
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
I was cracking up. and i fell out of my chair.
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
I don't squeal. I laugh, I felt really awesome though.
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
No, cause it's a library book. if i had it would be at my brother and that would result in my tragic death.
9. Who is your favorite character?
Max! and Iggy, and kindof Fang
10. Do you like Jeb?
Why would I? Who does?
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
kind of, it was so sudden.
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
millions of times better.
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Nudge i guess had a legit reason though i was pretty fed up w/ her. Angel, I was ready to hit her.
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
It's between Max, and saving the world and other extreme sports. kind of had Angel experiment as the 3rd.
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
No music really describes them... each has their own...album really
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
Ari, or some evil manipulative dude so max can get him/her out of her head.
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
yes, to give an idea, iggy should learn piano, and max should learn guitar, so should fang...and so on.
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
There's that doctor...she's twenty-one...it starts with a B...
20. MIGGY or FAX?
FAX all the way. i think iggy should be undecided for now since some of us*ahem* loooove him.
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List your twelve favorite Maximum Ride Characters in no particular
11.Tess(the girl that was so nice to iggy in SOF)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
no, that would be just wrong.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
he's cute, but only because he is a little kid. and in answer to the original question, sorry Gazzy but no.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Again, just plain wrong
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No! That would be...*shiver*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
both are gay couples.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
no! they're mother and daughter!
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
week ago i think
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Max and Ella are in a happy relationship until J.J. runs off with Ella. Max brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Tess and a brief unhappy affair with Angel, Then follows the wise advice of Nudge and finds true love with Max 2. That is very very gay.
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Sad, but that happens with parents and their kids alot anyway.
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
i'd be ticked and kick him as max says 'where the sun don't shine'
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Glare and send her out to find total and the flock and bring them to me.
23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
i'd slap the knife the knife of Max's hands and scream that Fang made her do this because he left! Oh and that it was a set up by James Patterson to make her do this.
24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
smile and hug him. then plot a way to prank iggy.
25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BRUSH!
26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Chase them around, and duct tape them to chairs while torturing them with the scent of cookies!
27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Scream! Then ask Fang where the flock is and glare at Tess because she liked Iggy
28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
umm... 0.0 and she'd probably faint.
29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?
creepy probably the one that's human. Though I can't imagine that either.
30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?
She'd buy toys if it was before she went weird, now...I cant be sure.
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