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Joined 01-06-10, id: 2207145, Profile Updated: 06-19-13
Author has written 4 stories for Fable, Despicable Me, BioShock, and Dragon Heart.

HOW YOU SAY IT--SHY SWAG

MARY SUE TEST!!!!! Please take it, a lot of people really need to know how sue-tastic their character is. Anyways, to not be hypocritical, I took it myself. Willy down there got a grand total of 20, which is pretty in the middle-ish. But, still, I'm tweaking her a bit to lower the number. DO EET.

Mother of God, Alex got 8 and Mac got 10.

http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm#Part3

COME BACK MOTHER, NUKE THAT SUCKER.

Before I rant about my horrid writing, why not tell you a bit about myself?

1) I'm an old fart on the internet at least. Nineteen.

2) My self esteem... eugh, let's not go there. Shot. Trampled. Eaten by wild beasts.

3) Seriously, you could rip out someone's intestines and wear them as a scarf and I wouldn't mind. Dangle a spider in front of my face and I'll cry.

4) I don't like to curse, it's bad for the soul and doesn't slide off my tongue right, my fanfiction contains it because I prefer to have my characters stay in character. Basically, I won't read it out loud to you.

5) Sean Connery is a B.A.M.F. I will pulverize you with a parasitic sack of entrails if you try to say otherwise.

6) Since a select few amount of people have asked, I do listen to music while I'm writings. Go on youtube and type in 'Riverside Remix' by Agenes Obel. Yes. Do it. Now.

7) Talk to me... Please? I'm nice, I swear. oAo

8) I roleplay... if anyone knows what I'm talking about lit-advlit.

Now onto my horrid writing.

G'aw, I'm not a good writer, so please be patient and if you actually review me, do it in a way where I won't repeatedly stab myself in the face out of embarrassment.

Call me whatever you'd like, but yes words stab me very easily. I am a girl, a young one at that, but don't judge my writing style by my age. The fact that it sucks has nothing to do with my age. Most ideas remain safely within my head because of the extreme fruityness of them, they'll never ever see the light of day. Why will I keep saying how much I hate my writing? Well, I write a lot, but most of them sit happily in my documents.

I also apologize, I have a comma addiction.

My writings obviously fluctuate too. Here we have DRAGONHEART: A heartwarming tale about a friendship, bravery, and second chances. Then, you get BIOSHOCK: Mutated freaks running around a broken utopia vaguely based on religious ideas.

REVIEWS

Right here, let me go insane over how reviews really are encouragement. It doesn't even have to be a review, maybe just a little piece of mail or something to say I'm not totally incapable of writing a story. (Or just reassure me that I'm a nice person, pathetic, aren't I?). I also take suggestions and "What the hell are you doing?" messages. C: . I stalk too... just, heads up. So far it might be easy to tell that I have some serious self esteem issues. I'm not kidding, I'm that sad kid who checks their phone for reviews and encouraging messages, NOT TEXT MESSAGES THAT WOULD INFINITELY SAVE MY SOCIAL LIFE.

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Despicable Days by DP-shrine-in-closet-girl reviews
Gru attempts to fill his role as a father while the girls settle into their permanent family. However, with a super villain father and three girls with wildly independent spirits, no task is simple and no day is boring.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,239 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Gru, Margo
The Fly by Nights by Lavenderpaw reviews
There's only so much a father can do.
Fox and the Hound - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
More Like A Cruel Joke by PennyForTheGuy reviews
Wrenched back to life by a sorcerer 500 years after his time, Maze is left reeling in the face of the new Albion. Yet now that he is finally free of Jack he devotes himself yet again to being a Hero, though its far from easy with the Guild in ruins.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Maze, Lord Lucien Fairfax
Thinking Spot by Poxy Kirkman reviews
There's gonna be that one place that is special to you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Fable of Oxman by Thefallenheart reviews
My interpretation on the adventures of Chicken Chaser.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009
Double Trouble: A Fable Romance by XrandomXchickaX reviews
Oakvale lies in ruins, and Lillian must fight to survive in Albion. With the help of Maze, she becomes a hero. But will the skills she acquires and love for her unlikely match be enough to save them all, or just enough to send them under? :Maze X OC:
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Maze, Jack of Blades
A Story of A Child by almostinsane reviews
A short Mother-Son moment between two familiar people.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
The Dragon's Sword by Osireia reviews
Kiryu thought she could go back in time to save Oakvale. Instead, she made everything much, much worse. Her future is recast; Jack decides to raise her as his heir and sword against the Guild. What happens when she is captured by the other side? ONESHOT
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Jack of Blades - Complete
Dawn of Sorrows by Vypress reviews
He was the pawn of Jack of Blades his entire life. This is Maze's story. [UPDATED!]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
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Hearts cannot exist without one another reviews
A dragon with a heart as pure as his intentions. A girl with a short fuse. Draco finds himself in very unfamiliar territory. His one current, and most important, task; find a way home. Although, upon his return, he is faced with something he does not expect.
Dragon Heart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011
So I got this game for Christmas reviews
"Darlin' you're definitely not in your dorm anymore." Can Mac survive this never-ending nightmare? With the 'help' of a man she doesn't quite trust... at all, Mac must face rapture's horrors, without the safety of a T.V. screen and controller.Sinclair&OC.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - A. Sinclair, Big Sister
I've got your back, partner reviews
Why is her home invaded? Why does the Guildmaster automatically refuse to train her? Why would Maze offer to? The two don't get along, but whether they like it or not, they're stuck together. Original quests. SLIGHT romance?Friendship/partnership Maze&OC
Fable - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,847 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Jack of Blades, Maze
Runs in the Family reviews
That whole Hero thing never really worked out for Gru in the end. So, would being a villainous influence on his girls prove to be beneficial? I think so! This is set long after the movie, the girls are all grown up and working as a team.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Agnes, Gru