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Author has written 33 stories for Death Note, Mortal Instruments, Marching Band, Wizard of Oz, X-overs, Ouran High School Host Club, and Pokémon.

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I am now on permanent hiatus. NONE of my stories will be continued. If you wish to take over the writing of one of them please let me know by messaging me at my new account. Then new one is: PyroBandNinja. Please do not message me asking me to continue any of the stories. If you are a reader of my Marching Band parodies you can find new ones occasionally on my new account. I am not stopping fanfiction just mainly the fandoms and/or pairings on this account. For any questions or comments please send a message to the previously mentioned new account. Thank you for reading my stories.


My name is either Mittens, Ann, or fangirl. I'm called all of them so much I

I live in the US but I won't tell you where.

Music- Caramelldansen, Disney music, Barlow Girl, All American Rejects, TOKIO HOTEL XD, Late Night Reading, Tokio Hotel, Late Night Alumni, Owl City, Mozart, did I mention Tokio Hotel?, and a bunch of other stuff. lol

I play the flute, am in scholars bowl, obviously LOVE writing, and enjoy science. If you didn't figure it out by now I am a geek. And proud of it to!


They have to much clothing when they have shorts on. (My cousin. She meant to say shirts referring to the the Hitachiin twins in Ouran High School Host Club)

Don't rub off my awesome! (My friend Hailey)

You really should quote me more. (ka-squiggle)

If I can't cheat and win I just change the rules. (My Maw-maw)

You know how I feel waffle bowl. (ka-squiggle)

Sticks and stones may break your bones but shoving you off a cliff makes a squishy sound!!!

"Nobody gets to canoodle in my room but my magnificent self." Magnus Bane City of Bones

"Do not doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are memorable and epic in their scope." Magnus Bane XD City of Ashes

"The wards are down, your city's under attack, and you want to know why I haven't called you?" Magnus Bane City of Glass

"I want to know why you haven't called me back." Alec Lightwood City of Glass

"You're not trivial." Magnus Bane City of Fallen Angels

"Never trust a duck." Will Herondale Clockwork Angel

Life was easier when boys had cooties.

We never lost them, you just grew immune to them. (My friend Zac when he read the previous quote off my iPod.)

Silence is golden but duct tape is platinum.

Favorite Parings




Palletshipping (AshxGary)

Preciousmetalshipping (GoldxSilver)

Favorite characters (in no order)

Mortal Instruments~

Magnus Bane

Alec Lightwood

Isabelle Lightwood

Simon Lewis

Jace Herondale

Maia Roberts

Jordan Kyle


Ash Ketchum

Gary Freaking Oak






Infernal Devices~

Jem Carstairs

Camille Belcourt

Magnus Bane

Will Herondale

Artemis Fowl~

Artemis Fowl

Holly Short

Maximum Ride~



Random shtuff about moi.

When typing, I sometimes sit in the floor.

I randomly start laughing about something that happened last week.

I am pyro.

I will randomly squeal if I hear the slightest refrence to Pokemon, The Mortal Instruments, or Tokio Hotel.


Random crap that does not have a category

One dark night in the middle of the day.

Two dead boys came out to play.

Back to back they faced each other.

Drew their swords and shot each other.


The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (FLUTES PWN!!!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling witch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a witch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.
Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,
For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Try not to cry.


Month One


I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.


Month Two


today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.


Monthy Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.


Month Four


My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.


Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?


Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!


Month Seven


I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didn't you want me?


Every Abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against abortion copy and paste!!

(The warning didn't work...-sniff-)

9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Pyro Band Ninja

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, Pyro Band Ninja

~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends ;) ~

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground which aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree


procrastinator to the max.
friendly, but easy to tick off.
creativity is what I aim for.
too serious or too juvenile.
wear my heart on my sleeve…and hate it.
a tendency to be cynical.
memory of a goldfish.
a self-proclaimed sap.
passionate and dulcet.

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You know you're a Malec fan when:
1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COA
2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus
3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid
4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy
5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject
6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec
7. you have dreams about them
8. you go back to COB just to read the party scene again
9. you post this...just because you agree with me

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Team Magnus. 'Cuz real men *sparkle*(Except for the "vampires")

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Roses are like boys, You have to watch out for the pricks!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Love your enemies! It really ticks them off!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (litterally everything I own!!!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile

If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them.

The Mortal Instruments Pledge:

I promise to remember Jace,

Whenever someone is being sarcastic.

I promise to remember Clary,

Whenever someone is very artistic.

I promise to remember Jocelyn,

When I see a loving mother.

I promise to remember Jonathon,

When I see a horrible brother.

I promise to remember Luke,

When I see a dog walk by me.

I promise to remember Simon,

When someone says they won't bite me.

I promise to remember Isabelle,

Whenever I feel brave.

I promise to remember Raphael,

When I see someone dig a grave.

I promise to remember Alec,

When somone is very protective.

I promise to remember Magnus,

Whenever someone is really productive.(AND SPARKALAY!!! XD)

I promise to remember Maia,

When someone is very tough.

I promise to remember Valentine,

When someone is very rough.

I promise to remember MI,

Always and always!

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! XD


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

PLEASE put this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people WON'T copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post this

A SAD Story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

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THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:

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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?

Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals.

If pro is the opposite of con, and progress means to go forward. What does that make Congress?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…

As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

1. What is your motto?

Anyway you Want IT- The Glee Cast

2. What do your friends think of you?

Rainbow Veins- Owl City

3. What do you think about very often?

Under The Sea- Disney

4. What is 2+2?

Pictures of you- The Cure

5. What do you think about your best friend?

Vanillia Twilight- Owl City

6. What do you think about the person you like?

You Are the Only Eception- Paramore

7. What is your life story?

Move Along- All American Rejects

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

I Got no iPhone- Parry Gripp

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Danny Boy- Celtic Woman

10. What do your parents think of you?

Rose Red- Emilie Autumn

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Still Alive- Portal

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Double Rainbow Song- (unknown artist...)

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

Every Time We Touch- Cascada (That makes me seem creepy!!! DX)

14. What is your biggest secret?

Welcome to Mystery- Plain White T's

15. What do you think of your friends?

Eye of The Tiger- (unknown...)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Strange- Tokio Hotel & Kerli

17. How will you die?

Ocean Avenue- Yellowcard (car wreck?)

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Misery Buisness- Paramore

19. What makes you laugh?

Numb- Linkin Park (...rofl)

20. What makes you cry?

Hakuna Matata- Disney (this seems backwards...)

21. Will you ever get married?

Fences- Paramore

22. What scares you the most?

Alice- Avril Lavgnie

23. Does anyone like you?

Caramelldansen- Caramell

24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?

Kiss The Girl- Disney (awkward...)

25. What hurts right now?

I think I'm Paranoid- Garbage

26. What will you post this as?

Fuzzy Blue Lights- Owl City

I’m the girl everyone knows,

I’m the girl whose emotions don’t show,

I’m the girl with all the friends,

I’m the girl ready for my life to end,

I’m the girl that always smiles,

I’m the girl who will be dead in a while,

I’m the girl you’re talking to,

I’m the girl no one sees through,

I’m the girl that is cheerful so,

I’m the girl with the cuts I don’t show,

I’m the girl sitting in my desk,

I’m the girl that just took her last breath.

You never know what someone is going through. The same person you always see laughing may be the same person that barely decides against suicide every night. Never judge a book, or person, by their cover. You never know what pain is buried deep in their heart. Love everyone and treat them equally.

Most teenagers have either done drugs, drank, or had sex just to fit in. Post this on your profile if you like Tokio Hotel!

Post this on your profile if you ever feel pressured into posting things on your profile...

You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...(It works!!!)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
(My prized possetion
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

Copy this to your profile is if you swear that you are up to no good.

50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Gary was here!
Ash is a loser!

The whole moment you took to read this first bit Gary Oak broke into your home, snuck into your moms bedroom...

simply unable to ignore his massive girth she gives in...

Congratulations you have a baby brother on the way, who will have more sex than you, become better at sports than you and will most likely be the reason your wife leaves you,

its just the way of Gary Freaking Oak.

--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.


Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.



Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."


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Bound by NeonLightNight reviews
Ash suffers terribly, and Gary flees, unable to face the guilt of causing it. Four years later, they meet again, And Gary finds himself falling in love with the one he hurt the most... Everything has changed... Palletshipping! Dark!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,870 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Connected by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
During COG. After the first wave of demon attacks, Clary stumbles upon a barely alive someone. Can she get them back to the Hall in time for them to be in any comfort? A little "what if", diff from book. Better summary/info inside. M for later ch's
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Truth or Dare Mortal Instruments Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Magnus learns Alec hasn't played Truth or Dare before, the game he believes to be one of the best things that happened to the world? Why, he invites over his sibling and Clary and Simon, of course. Read and see what hiliarity ensues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Thunderstorms by Fly Away Dreams reviews
Alec tells Magnus he isn't afraid of anything. But what happens when a thunderstorm rolls around? Fluff. Alec x Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Old Spice by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens one night when Magnus is watching TV and that new Old Spice commercial comes on? Read and you'll find out. R&R, please.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Babysitting, Shadowhunter Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Alec has to baby sit his twin, 4 year old cousins? And when you throw Magnus into the mix? R&R, please. Malec. Rated T because you never know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Taming of the Shrew by ozykingofkings reviews
Ig, a new student at Padua High falls in love with Nudge. However, Nudge can't date unless her sister Max does. There's just one problem: Max hates guys. What happens when Fang is paid to take out Max? Will Fang be able to tame the shrew?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Fix You by Troypayisbetter reviews
Something was wrong with Sam. He was distant. Quiet. And afraid to go home. John just found out why.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - John S./Four, Sam G.
Distant Victory: Haruka's Story by 191-LilAngel-191 reviews
Haruka Katsu is beginning her new life in Waffle Island. Read along as she builds up her new farm, meets new friends, and might even fall in love! That is, if she ever figures out what love is... Animal Parade. "Haruka" as the playable character. OCx? POV changes after day 1!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Angela/Akari, Molly/Hikari
Hell on Earth by M.S DARK ANGEL reviews
they both look fresh out of high-school. Both clad in t-shirts and jeans and a school-bag each, they walk into a place called “Los Angeles Mental Hospital”. They both inwardly grimace. songfic!
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2009 - BB
High Ho Silver, Away! by inuliedelfenx reviews
It started with my stupid infatuation with my best friend. A series of drabbles.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Retracing Your Steps by flyingcrane reviews
Heroes never get a break, especially one Ash Ketchum of Pallet town. Saving the world was one thing - crushing on your rival was another. ON HIATUS.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Missed Words by SiriusOrRemus reviews
Angsty Gary! Angsty Ash! Gary misses some very important words, and he leaves Ash upset. Separate POVs. R and R please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Five Steps To Falling In Love by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
AU: All it took was five steps for their assumed rivalry to melt into a romance... Ash/Gary, shounen-ai. COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,364 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The Loving Fingers Of Silence by sydneysages reviews
For the Monthly Oneshot challenge on The Towers of Alicante forum. Magnus decides that it's best to be silent rather than talk because the silence can't talk back. R&R. Malec *Third Place for Sad Story in 2011 MI Awards by Playing.By.Myself*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Morning People by JoeBananas reviews
Oneshot. Gary is not a morning person. Ash needs his help, and Gary's not too excited about it. Ash/Gary Palletshipping fluff! :D T for maybe language and implied getting physical :P
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It's Only an Apology by JoeBananas reviews
Oneshot. Gary finally works up the courage to apologize to Ash for being a jerk, and he has no idea how Ash is going to react! Fluffy! Palletshipping. Rated T for Gary's dirty mouth and thoughts. Nothing explicit.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Gay bar by yaoilover665 reviews
Magnus takes Alec to a gay bar then all hell breaks lose. i suck at summaries The rating is now up to M for language annd the semi violence scean. OOCness
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Iggy and Gazzy aren't getting anythin for Chistmas by hayley18 reviews
Iggy and Gazzy songfic to 'I'm getting nothing for Christmas.' I prefer to call it a late Christmas present. : two shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Iggy
Everyone Has A Name by Dannie Jo reviews
As a child he had no name, only Monster. When he grew up, he recieved one. But only after living 800 years did he realize what that name really meant and how lovely a certain Shadowhunter made his name sound. Skips time from childhood-Malec's relationship
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
You Can Bet On It by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
Mello is a detective who loses a bet and has to crossdress for a day when he meets Matt. He decides to pursue Matt as a girl out of fear of rejection. Meanwhile his job gets more and more complicated. AU OOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,090 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Captain Hook by Count Bedlam reviews
It's just a poem I wrote about Captain Hook.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Captain Hook, Mr. Smee
Strawberries by xoneworldx reviews
It's got strawberries. It's actually pretty good so please read it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Glitter and Glass by MorbidMandy reviews
Magnus is fighting against the clock when Alec is diagnosed with a deadly form of cancer. Multi-chapter. First story in The Glitter Trilogy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
City of Devils by Chloe Winchester reviews
Magnus is taken to a place where demons reign supreme and he is used as entertainment. And it only gets worse when Alec tries to come to his aide. Hurt!Magnus Hurt!Alec Hurt!Jace Malec and Jary Takes place after COG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,242 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Magnus B. - Complete
The Stuff of Marching Band by nickjonasandmusic reviews
Mix of Survival Guide to Marching Band, You Know You're in Band If..., and some inside jokes of all the band stuff, mainly marching band. Anyone in band or is going into marching band next year should definitely read this! Rated T for some minor cussing.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
My Angel by Athirae reviews
What if the scene at the end of Clockwork Angel between Jem and Tessa had continued on? What if Jem had the confidence to say what he felt instead of watching from a distance or beating around the bush? A short one-shot. Tessa/Jem. My first fanfiction.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
City of Sparkles by KrazyPerson reviews
The mortal instruments get IM acounts and all insanity breaks loose. When people go bad glittery warlocks get revenge... And a cracked up case.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Magnus B.
Do You Know Who I Am? by AlexandraTheAlright reviews
After being attacked by demons in the park, Alec wakes up with no memories. Magnus finds him and decides to use this to his advantage. Chaos ensues. Rating may change. Maybe not. Malec. REVIEWS ARE LOVE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Soft Memories by PoisonXLilly reviews
Beyond Birthday is a Clean Freak, Near had a goldfish, Mello is watching TV, and L is...well...we don't really know...Fluff, poking fun at yaoi, and sweet tales of everyone and anyone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
iPod Shuffle, Alec by TayaCurragh reviews
Five short things about Alec, based on songs on my iPod. Artists used: Taylor Swift, Madina Lake, All Time Low, JLS and Linkin Park.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Tout le Monde by MetalPrincess13 reviews
Ash is the only thing capable of dragging Gary out of his depressed mood when visiting his parents' grave. Palletshipping oneshot. Kind of fluffy with a bit of angst.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi] - Complete
Cherry and Grape by UltimateParadox reviews
Ash needs to learn that generosity can imply a wide amount of things. Drabble, Palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Number 1 by Axcent reviews
Matt is number 1.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Policies by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Roy Mustang blamed it on the Code of Conduct, personally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
25 thing's Jace ISN'T allowed to do by The Golden Eyed Angel reviews
What happens when the Mortal Instruments peeps write out a rule-book for Jace?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Strawberry? by ikilledbambi reviews
Of disgruntled cats, blushing Alecs and disappearing clothes. "If you were anyone else I doubt I would have found the restraint not to turn you purple. It's customary punishment for being late you know." Post-COG fluff. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Canoodle by PineapplePeopleSpokesman reviews
Magnus, Alec, Jace and Clary discover the wonders of canoodling. Sort of fluffy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The DevilChild by Bulls in Brooklyn reviews
Magnus Bane has told little of his childhood, but what he has revealed doesn't paint a pretty picture. Magnus' childhood, from his father's perspective.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Magnus B.
yours forever by tokio-hotel-94 reviews
just a little malec kinda thing. alec's POV. i must warn u it might make u cry.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Wammy House: Period by Inanely-Sane reviews
A "blooper one-shot" of sorts. A problem arises in the middle of the night with one of the girl members of the House. She seeks help from the best-of-the-best L and BB. And of course, B is up to his old tricks again, out to get L. Humor.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L, BB - Complete
The Great and Powerful L by Sen-chan21 reviews
"You know," Light mused one evening, "you're like the Wizard of Oz." A short little drabble of LxL fluff! Please read and reivew.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/3/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
No Competition, Mello's Number One by reviews
Mello doesn't understand how loved he is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Matt, Mello
Is It Right? by ColorTheSky reviews
Now that he left her, she learned to put her heart back together. But he came back.. is it right to go back?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Chasse aux Sorcières: Witch Hunt by Chloe Winchester reviews
Witch hunts still exist, and Magnus finds out the hard way. Hurt!Magnus and of course, Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
If I Only Had Six Words by fantasyaddict95 reviews
What would a character say in just six words? I've seen several "six-word" stories done, so I've decicided to try the genre, if you'd call it that, for myself. I'll be trying to get in as many characters as possible. Read and enjoy and review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Matt's Fluffy Thing by PoisonXLilly reviews
Mello asks why Matt's wearing that jacket all the time. He then regrets asking...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Be My Teacher by Death-By-Hiccups reviews
An RP between me and my friend basically a ff between 2 people It's the begining of the school year at a new boarding school, and Ash susspects nothing interesting to happen, until he get an algebra teacher thats really got it out for him palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Calls and Closets by MauMaster reviews
You hadn't seemed quite out of the closet yet, you know?" Magnus said. Alec choked on a laugh. "I'm not, really. Literally and figuratively." Malec Threeshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Partners in Crime by IndieWrites reviews
Who knew Easter could be such fun? When Matt is caught sneaking into the kitchen at Wammy's house by L, he finds a partner in crime... and maybe something more. One-shot, may be extended. Mild yaoi tones, and some swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Matt, L
The Secret by gonna.kidnap.magnus reviews
Alec has been keeping secrets, and Magnus isn't too happy about it. But, just what is Alec hiding? Magnus/Alec slash T just to be safe
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Missed You by Luna Rider reviews
Alec comes back from three months in Idris with some shocking news. Will he be able to handle it? Will Magnus?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Words Are Useless by DemigodsRule reviews
What happens when Alec realizes that words are useless? Will he do something rash? Story takes place a few minutes before the alec and magnus kiss scene in city of glass. first fan fic so please r&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Velvet Couch by ThatBlondWiththeGlasses reviews
Alec goes over to Magnus's apartment for the night and things between the two seem to heat up pretty quickly...More chapters to come! Oh, and rated M just to be's a tad suggestive...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Bad Day by catharinex3 reviews
After a long hard day, Alec goes to see the only warlock he thinks can make him feel better, Magnus. Will his bad day get better...or worse?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Wammy Days by L Bloodrose reviews
Will Mello get over his re-occering nightmares? Will Matt admit his deepest, darkest, secret to Mello? Will Rodger ever stop eavesdropping? Rated "T" for blood, courpses, and possible Yaoi, although it will be only fluff, no lemon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Mello, Matt
The Letter by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Those words jump off the letter, that I found behind our bed, haunting me they echo in my head in my head... I've memorized it line for line too bad the letter isn't mine.... Matt/Mello. Now a Threeshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Problem by MistyMiracle reviews
Something embarassing happens to light and he is wondering what L will do. Can't say much more, but first chapter is only a taste of the entire thing. Will be yaoi at end of 2nd chapter to the rest. UPDATES on all stories: www.karaswierdlife.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L, Light Y.
The fortune teller by waraigoto reviews
Naomi goes to a carnival and meets an old friend, whether or not she knows its him. Im actually proud of this one shot but crap at summaries
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - BB, Naomi M. - Complete
Sincerely L by waraigoto reviews
AU who is this secret agony aunt named L? no one would expect lonely little Lawliet, which makes him perfect for the job.eventually slash. crap summary... just read it ok!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - L, Light Y.
Sugar Cubes by InvisibleNinjaWizard reviews
A one-shot wherein Light pulls an awesome prank on L. Geniuses do the funniest things, don't they?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The First of Many Christmases by AshxGary reviews
The last time Gary gave Ash a Christmas present was six years ago, before their rivalry flared up. On the night before Christmas, he aims to bring those days back and maybe, just maybe, set something more in motion. Palletshipping, ShiShi, AshGary. Revised December 2016.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/20/2009 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru] - Complete
Yuumei by waraigoto reviews
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. drabble?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
SecondRate by Snowlia reviews
I needed this attention, I needed this feeling, this moment and I knew Alec did too. Maybe gender really didn’t matter."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Simon L., Alec L. - Complete
Rules by waraigoto reviews
“Will you follow these rules son?” “...Yes Mama, I always do”
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - L
Win, doubt, love by fleurusagi reviews
Ash finally confesses his love towards Gary after the Sinnoh League. How would Gary react? Will he reject him or would he love him back as well? One-shot! Complete! Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Night Terrors by The Lady Yuki reviews
Being sick is hard. Being a bystander is worse.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
What's Wrong? by DiamondDesire reviews
Gary needs to go to the doctor for something and asks Ash to come with him. Ash gets worried because he never seen Gary so scared before. What could be wrong? Drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by DiamondDesire reviews
Gary has just learned CPR, so tries to pratice on our favorite pokemon trainer.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Awakened Emotion by kommando reviews
Gary wakes up after Jigglypuff's song, but he's not alone. Palletshipping aka Ash/Gary.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Definitely Not Cute by doodlefreak reviews
Not when they do things like this, at least. Gary/Ash
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Hearing is Believing by doodlefreak reviews
Pikachu and Umbreon stumble upon some noises that are quite... suggestive in Professor Oak's lab. Implied Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Thrill by Sakanda reviews
He's shivering from the pure thrill of it because finally, /finally/, Gary is kissing him. Shounenai Gary/Ash ShiShi
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
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Take Me or Leave Me reviews
Ash walks into a diner and sees a waitress kissing Gary. He runs home and Gary follows to explain. Song-fic. Palletshipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Pictures of You reviews
Ash and Gary find an old photo album, and spend their afternoon looking and reminiscing. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words... co-written with ka-squiggle. Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
Ashyella reviews
Ash loses a bet and has to crossdress to attend his mom's garden party. Gary's there and doesn't realize that Misty's "cousin Ashley" is really Ash and ends up likeing her. Will Ash be Gary's Cinderella or will everything shatter like a glass slipper?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Singing in the Rain reviews
Matt,Mello,Near,L,BB,Light,Misa,Alec,Magnus,Jace,Clary,Simon,Izzy,and an OC named Melissa are all stuck in a building due to a storm.So what do they do?Why they have a singing contest of course.The story is not as bad as the summary.There will be CRACK!
Crossover - Death Note & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Honest Mistake reviews
Ash and Misty are getting married so to celebrate Gary and Ash go to a club. But things go south when a drunk Gary makes the mistake of being to honest. Palletshipping. Story better than summary I promise!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
MIU reviews
Alec is in college and he meets Magnus. I have yet to see this done so I'm gonna do it! XD The summary sucks but the story doesn't. All human! AlecxMagnus ClaryxJace IsabellexSimon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A moment of Heaven and Hell reviews
Everyone's POV of the Malec kiss scene in CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Ask Magnus reviews
I saw this done with Death Note so I decided to try one for MI. You send in questions by review or PM and I make Magnus answer them. They can be MI related or his opinion on bacon. IT'S UP TO YOU!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Magnus B.
Graduation Day reviews
Hikaru has a confession to make and doesn't have the chance until he and Kaoru graduate. I suck at summeries but the inside's good.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Just Curious reviews
Kyoya is just curious about something and lets it get the best of him. SLASH!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Little To Far reviews
The twins are working on their act the night before the first host club when things go a little to far. Twincest! Yaoi! Fluff! T cause I'm paranoid.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Power to the Canons reviews
The canons are declaring war against the fangirls and their noncanon pairings. So who will win? The canons, the fangirls, or nobody? Note:Please don't get mad if a pairing you like is being opposed. Just to be fair I'm including noncanon pairings I like.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011
100 Theme Challenge reviews
I decided to do a 100 theme challenge so here it is. It will be mainly Malec based but other pairings shall show up.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
B's Accomplishment reviews
This is a little fic I wrote that is kinda morbid. Story doesn't suck as bad as summary! Not BxL!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Shuffel reviews
I was bored so I am writing a bunch of random songfics.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
I'll Make a Band out of you reviews
A parody of I'll Make a Man Out of You TWSS from Mulan. K cause I'm paranoid...
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Happy VDay reviews
Magnus is suprised, Alec wears color, and Chairman Meow is a traitor. Cute belated v-day drabble. based on a pic on Deviant art. Story is better than summary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I'm Back reviews
The sequel to Remember Me. Someone is resurrecting vampires, warlocks, and mundanes but it becomes the business of our favorite group of shadowhunters when they discover it happening right in the heart of New York. In the process of starting over...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Scar Wars reviews
I pretty much suck at summaries. The MI characters take turns scarring each other. Rated T for Pervyness.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
City of Glass revised reviews
It is City of Glass just in Magnus's POV and with some slight changes. It is starting just before the wards are broken.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Coffe Crack and Random Pandas reviews
This is a crack fic that was wrote at four in the morning. Consider yeself warned.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010
Alone at Last reviews
We all have wondered what happened to Alec when him and Jace switch places in CoA. Well I have supplied the answer. The story is better than the summary. Alec is slightly OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
100 reviews
Light is fed up with L's percentages. This is the first day they are handcuffed together. The story is better than the summary. LxLight. T cause I'm paranoid...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Nightmare that haunts me reviews
Sad fic, gets fluffy and dirty at the end. NOT A LEMON! The story dosen't suck AS bad as the summary but read it anyways pweeeeeeeeease...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Alec suffers from severe nightmares every night. So bad Isabelle rushes into his bedroom armed with her whip-o-doom. I got this idea from Spun another ff author if ya didn't know . Story is better than ze summary!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alec L. - Complete
Remember Me? reviews
Magnus's crazy ex boyfriend is back. Magnus is scared shitless and Alec is pissed.OOC & OC. Rated M for uber gore in latter chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Magnusdansen reviews
Alec walks in on Magnus doing the Caramelldansen... Similar to Alec's a Gummy Bear?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
If Birds Can Fly, I can too reviews
Magnus is drunk and Alec comes over. Story is not as bad as summary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
On the Road Again reviews
Mello, L, Near, Matt, & Light are all on a road trip and break down. This is inspired by a sum what actual happening.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
The Mu of oz reviews
Mu is actually the Wizard of Oz? O.o The story is closer to the movie but I am having to use characters from the book.
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010
Nerdy Little Secret reviews
A song parody of All American Reject's Dirty Little Secret.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010
Alec's a Gummybear? reviews
What happens when it has been storming and Magnus decides to suprise Alec? Looks like it will be Magnus getting the suprise.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Brownie Trouble reviews
L goes spaztastic!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - L, Matt - Complete