Author has written 33 stories for Death Note, Mortal Instruments, Marching Band, Wizard of Oz, X-overs, Ouran High School Host Club, and Pokémon.
I am now on permanent hiatus. NONE of my stories will be continued. If you wish to take over the writing of one of them please let me know by messaging me at my new account. Then new one is: PyroBandNinja. Please do not message me asking me to continue any of the stories. If you are a reader of my Marching Band parodies you can find new ones occasionally on my new account. I am not stopping fanfiction just mainly the fandoms and/or pairings on this account. For any questions or comments please send a message to the previously mentioned new account. Thank you for reading my stories.
My name is either Mittens, Ann, or fangirl. I'm called all of them so much I forget...lol
I live in the US but I won't tell you where.
Music- Caramelldansen, Disney music, Barlow Girl, All American Rejects, TOKIO HOTEL XD, Late Night Reading, Tokio Hotel, Late Night Alumni, Owl City, Mozart, did I mention Tokio Hotel?, and a bunch of other stuff. lol
I play the flute, am in scholars bowl, obviously LOVE writing, and enjoy science. If you didn't figure it out by now I am a geek. And proud of it to!
RANDOM QUOTES OF QUOTIENESS
They have to much clothing when they have shorts on. (My cousin. She meant to say shirts referring to the the Hitachiin twins in Ouran High School Host Club)
Don't rub off my awesome! (My friend Hailey)
You really should quote me more. (ka-squiggle)
If I can't cheat and win I just change the rules. (My Maw-maw)
You know how I feel waffle bowl. (ka-squiggle)
Sticks and stones may break your bones but shoving you off a cliff makes a squishy sound!!!
"Nobody gets to canoodle in my room but my magnificent self." Magnus Bane City of Bones
"Do not doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are memorable and epic in their scope." Magnus Bane XD City of Ashes
"The wards are down, your city's under attack, and you want to know why I haven't called you?" Magnus Bane City of Glass
"I want to know why you haven't called me back." Alec Lightwood City of Glass
"You're not trivial." Magnus Bane City of Fallen Angels
"Never trust a duck." Will Herondale Clockwork Angel
Life was easier when boys had cooties.
We never lost them, you just grew immune to them. (My friend Zac when he read the previous quote off my iPod.)
Silence is golden but duct tape is platinum.
Favorite characters (in no order)
Gary Freaking Oak
Random shtuff about moi.
When typing, I sometimes sit in the floor.
I randomly start laughing about something that happened last week.
I am pyro.
I will randomly squeal if I hear the slightest refrence to Pokemon, The Mortal Instruments, or Tokio Hotel.
I AM THE WALRUS> KU KU KACHOO!! (:3=
Random crap that does not have a category
One dark night in the middle of the day.
Two dead boys came out to play.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
THEN A PSYCHO PYROMANIAC KILLED THEM AGAIN!!
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping that one day,
Someone can take my place.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"
2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
Try not to cry.
I am only eight inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Everytime I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definetly tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It's so warm and nice in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, whats abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!
I am OK.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Mommy, why didn't you want me?
Every Abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more mouth that will never speak.
Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.
If you are against abortion copy and paste!!
(The warning didn't work...-sniff-)
9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Pyro Band Ninja
Oh so cute! Bunny!
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, Pyro Band Ninja
~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends ;) ~
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
procrastinator to the max.
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If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Bookworm24601, Pyro Band Ninja
Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Vampyre of Night, Bookworm24601, Pyro Band Ninja
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I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
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98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.
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If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If u are completely OBSESSED with Malec, and spend HOURS thinking/reading/writing about them, copy and paste this into your profile
You know you're a Malec fan when:
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Team Magnus. 'Cuz real men *sparkle*(Except for the "vampires")
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Cinderella walked on broken glass.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
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If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Roses are like boys, You have to watch out for the pricks!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Love your enemies! It really ticks them off!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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The Mortal Instruments Pledge:
I promise to remember Jace,
Whenever someone is being sarcastic.
I promise to remember Clary,
Whenever someone is very artistic.
I promise to remember Jocelyn,
When I see a loving mother.
I promise to remember Jonathon,
When I see a horrible brother.
I promise to remember Luke,
When I see a dog walk by me.
I promise to remember Simon,
When someone says they won't bite me.
I promise to remember Isabelle,
Whenever I feel brave.
I promise to remember Raphael,
When I see someone dig a grave.
I promise to remember Alec,
When somone is very protective.
I promise to remember Magnus,
Whenever someone is really productive.(AND SPARKALAY!!! XD)
I promise to remember Maia,
When someone is very tough.
I promise to remember Valentine,
When someone is very rough.
I promise to remember MI,
Always and always!
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! XD
REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me
PLEASE put this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people WON'T copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post this
A SAD Story:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals.
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress means to go forward. What does that make Congress?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
Here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
1. What is your motto?
Anyway you Want IT- The Glee Cast
2. What do your friends think of you?
Rainbow Veins- Owl City
3. What do you think about very often?
Under The Sea- Disney
4. What is 2+2?
Pictures of you- The Cure
5. What do you think about your best friend?
Vanillia Twilight- Owl City
6. What do you think about the person you like?
You Are the Only Eception- Paramore
7. What is your life story?
Move Along- All American Rejects
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I Got no iPhone- Parry Gripp
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Danny Boy- Celtic Woman
10. What do your parents think of you?
Rose Red- Emilie Autumn
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Still Alive- Portal
12. What will they play at your funeral?
Double Rainbow Song- (unknown artist...)
13. What is your hobbie/interest?
Every Time We Touch- Cascada (That makes me seem creepy!!! DX)
14. What is your biggest secret?
Welcome to Mystery- Plain White T's
15. What do you think of your friends?
Eye of The Tiger- (unknown...)
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Strange- Tokio Hotel & Kerli
17. How will you die?
Ocean Avenue- Yellowcard (car wreck?)
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
Misery Buisness- Paramore
19. What makes you laugh?
Numb- Linkin Park (...rofl)
20. What makes you cry?
Hakuna Matata- Disney (this seems backwards...)
21. Will you ever get married?
22. What scares you the most?
Alice- Avril Lavgnie
23. Does anyone like you?
24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?
Kiss The Girl- Disney (awkward...)
25. What hurts right now?
I think I'm Paranoid- Garbage
26. What will you post this as?
Fuzzy Blue Lights- Owl City
I’m the girl everyone knows,
I’m the girl whose emotions don’t show,
I’m the girl with all the friends,
I’m the girl ready for my life to end,
I’m the girl that always smiles,
I’m the girl who will be dead in a while,
I’m the girl you’re talking to,
I’m the girl no one sees through,
I’m the girl that is cheerful so,
I’m the girl with the cuts I don’t show,
I’m the girl sitting in my desk,
I’m the girl that just took her last breath.
You never know what someone is going through. The same person you always see laughing may be the same person that barely decides against suicide every night. Never judge a book, or person, by their cover. You never know what pain is buried deep in their heart. Love everyone and treat them equally.
Most teenagers have either done drugs, drank, or had sex just to fit in. Post this on your profile if you like Tokio Hotel!
Post this on your profile if you ever feel pressured into posting things on your profile...
You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...(It works!!!)
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
Copy this to your profile is if you swear that you are up to no good.
50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!
25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class sky-clad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
42) I will not lick Trevor.
43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.
49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Gary was here!
The whole moment you took to read this first bit Gary Oak broke into your home, snuck into your moms bedroom...
simply unable to ignore his massive girth she gives in...
Congratulations you have a baby brother on the way, who will have more sex than you, become better at sports than you and will most likely be the reason your wife leaves you,
its just the way of Gary Freaking Oak.
--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!