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Joined 01-07-10, id: 2207609, Profile Updated: 01-24-10
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, and Dora the Explorer.

Yes, I am a girl! My favorite genres are humor and romance. Not the normal romance or canon romance, but crack pairings and things like that. I love to be amused. I'm a big fan of hilarious crossovers, as long is it isn't stupid. Well, even if it is stupid. Family Guy is my favorite TV show and Bleach is my favorite anime.

I am usually nice and I hardly insult people, and when I do it's a joke. Ulquiorra is my favorite Bleach character, and Stewie is my favorite Family Guy character. Stewie = win. I also kinda like Haku from Naruto, and his death was the one of the only moments in anime where I almost cried. Almost. Well, the first time I watched the episode I didn't really feel anything, and then I watched Shippuden, and the moments became less and less memorable. (after Chiyo sacrificed herself for Gaara) And then I watched episodes 14-19 again and it was so moving. Sniff. Also, if you said my stories were funny or good, you rock! Usually I'm a horrible writer..

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Ulquiorra's Trashy Book Review by bandgeek9 reviews
Ulquiorra has been forced by Aizen to write a book report for Twilight. Now with Grimmjow's chapter and a Harry Potter feature!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Charlotte's Frilly Skirt by Assina reviews
Charlotte tries to give Ulquiorra some beauty tips. Ulquiorra is not amused. Written from Grimmjow's P.O.V.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Property Damage by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
Remember the hotel Sasuke and Itachi trashed when they were fighting? Well it's now demanding two billion yen from Sasuke. The only problem is that Sasuke doesn't have enough. So what does he do? Asks his brother for financial support.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Holding Timebombs by PoizenLovePuppet reviews
SasoDei, narutoverse. During a mission, Deidara starts to get annoyed with the odd way people react to him and Sasori. But Sasori's increasingly strange and pushy behaviour only confuse Deidara more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Interesting by Dior Crystal reviews
Nnoitra finds Ulquiorra interesting, and, get this, CUTE. Ulquiorra does not return the sentiment. One sided yaoi. NnoiUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Nnoitra G., Ulquiorra - Complete
I wasn't gonna throw it there by star-stickies reviews
Grimmjow throws a shoe at Ulquiorra. Which part of Grimmjow's body does Ulquiorra throw it back at?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Don't Call me Nagato by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
While looking through the Akatsuki's various bills, Konan makes the mistake of accidentally calling Pein "Nagato". Hilarity ensues. Slight PeinxKonan fluff. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
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Renji discovers SoulArena
Renji finds something called the internet. He also gets addicted to a fun little game called Soul-Arena.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Renji A. - Complete
The Arrancar's Revolt Against Twilight reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow decide to make an epic fail journal and filled it with the many epic fails of Twilight. Meanwhile, Lilynette rants about how Twilight fails to a twihard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Grimmjow's Epic Adventure with Dora! reviews
After Ulquiorra and Aizen go crazy, Grimmjow finds out that Dora has become a shinigami and she wants to get revenge on Swiper!
Crossover - Bleach & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Grimmjow wants his money back reviews
Grimmjow wants his money back from Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete