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Author has written 6 stories for Shugo Chara!, Eden of The East/東のエデン, and Hello Kitty/大好き！ハローキティ.
if you aren't mexican I suggest you don't come back here anymore
GREETINGS EARTHLINGS im a filthy little rat FOR SOME ODD REASON YOU ACTUALLY DECIDED TO READ THIS
Name: Val or TheScelerat-chan
Gender: Male with the prefix of "Fe"
Lifeform: Wannabe Mexican & Gay Man
Obsession: your mom
my icon is such a pinkie suggestive man
8 I am a horrible writer and a mediocre comedian. I enjoy screaming at people and criticizing everything especially that woman named Justin Bieber, oh and Snooki. I recently got into a mexican fad so if you see me mention 'amigo' or any of my limited mexican vocabulary then you know why senors
i cba to write anything else so go away
BAI BAI KAWAII PEOPLES w lol i am a drowning person lol
My Inner Otaku Spot 8D-LOL NO THAT PHASE IS LONG GONE GUYS
MY THREE OBSESSIONS
1: HARRY POTTER (TOM FELTON)111
2: SHUGO CHARA still guiz come on
3: MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC !111 im a brony
MY THREE LOVES
1: its always tom felton guiz
2: tom felton
3: tom felton
My pairings in HP lol im slanted
2: DRAMIONE GUIZ
3: and bellamort cuz I love chloe
now here is my rant about how sexy drarry is
drarry is sexy tom felton deserves a man if he cannot have me goodbye
5/20/12 hey this seems like a reasonable spot to say laryr stylinson is real
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Pannikinz?feature=mhum yeh im one of those youtube nerds so yeh
Formspring: TheScelerat I THINK ok
Email: Pannikinze@gmail.com (Pannikinz was taken, surprisingly LOL)
AIM: MizzYukii (barely go on)
Tumblr: TheScelerat hello
Or you can just PM me, its what people do on this site usually instead of go on a wild goose chase to talk to me 8
Kris: my mexican AMIGO.
Chloe: omg, this is my Sofia to my Delta (ME) 8 so okay shes also my original accomplice to writing and shes like D': omg sexy (Verakun on this site duh D:) SHE IS ALSO MY CLIENT. *lolmen*
Tera: fff where should I start? This girl stole me D: She is my lovely wife D: I love her so you can all go die 8D (PDMM3 ok)
Dani: i love you bye (SleepyCherry)
Kla: i have nothing to say. (channel wont be put in fear of sasunaru)
Autumn: *refers to above*
Kimi: ILU. (tsuki no kimi)
Lina: kimi and u are mans no i mean men no im jking i meant mans (xLinaChamax)
Nikkie: okay I ADDED YOU RANDOMLY ONE DAY BUT WE SHARE THE LOVE OF AMUTO SO ILU? (xAmuIkuto)
Tsuki's Angel: okay we don't even really know each other but you're awesome ok
Thyne Prophetess: I have no idea who you are but you PM'ed me so you're HOT
Fanfiction: wth r u
this isnt an about me and why am i suddenly underlined
First of all, none of this is to be taken seriously, unless you want to of course.
I am known as the person who wrote either the 'gayest' lemon in history or the 'funniest' lemon in history, take your pick.
My name is Val, 8 Think that's my real name, good for you. I AM IN LOVE WITH TOM FELTON. I am also one of the most Amuto obsessaurs in the world down to the point when I save my pink and blue floss sticks just because of them. I also try to make myself look more appealing by actually using periods after a sentence. 8D You see I try to act all 'pro' because I'm actually a secret agent undercover trying to save the world. *cough* How many times have you heard that before? ok ADDITIONALLY, I speak my mind WAY too much so watch out, coughimlikesomeancough LOL
i am apparently known for being a troll or something like that so w/e
hola amigos i am hecktor- i mean VAL ;) YA IM PLAYING U GUYS HAI!!!! omg i am a sweaty taco who loves men so STEP AWAY MEN no ok kris amigo cbleeeeeee omg O_O!! hello amigos i love amuto it is so kawaaiiii dessuuu NO ok hello bye
No but seriously, you can take me seriously. I'm not all crazy and durranged like some of you people on here. excuse me when did i write this :3 Yes, I am referring to those people who have to claim to be the weirdest/randomest people in the world.
NO. I do not write about my stories here. I DID ONCE BUT ENDED UP NOT SAVING IT BECAUSE I REALIZED IT LOOKED REALLY BAD. However, I will talk about why and what I write/type.
First, I am not a writer. I probably cannot write anything decent in the world, in fanfics at least. (SCHOOL RELATED THINGS WONT BE MENTIONED DIE) I try but realized writing fanfics wasn't my calling. I know that sounds cheesy but ehh if I ever feel inspired enough I'll try writing a story or something. I'm only in 6th grade English and I'm pretty much the only otaku at school so die all 8 I got plots and everything down in my head but I can't really make things that have already been made, seem even more interesting like a lot of you do. (Nobody is reading this anyway, gtfo) MOVING ON?
THE ONLY THING I DO ON HERE IS UPLOAD A LOT OF CRAP MY FRIENDS AND I COME UP WITH WHEN WE'RE IN OUR 'MOOD'. (don't get the wrong idea.) I have only one actual story on here and it's a one shot which I wrote like a year ago. Everything else are frail attempts at humor. It's getting old but they are mostly written to amuse ourselves :I We promise one day we'll actually write a story that makes sense.
I cba to keep on that topic so I will now change to DUN DUN DUN...Critiquing. I am not a critic but I do like to point out things every now and then :U There are way better critics than me but, I just once again find the need to put out there that I do find it irritating when I read fanfics about something I really like and there are mistakes. STARTING TODAY January 3rd, 2011, I WILL ONLY no. okay bye. I hate Haters who hate on the haters of the hate nation who hate the haters of the nation. ok
The Anger Inside Of Me: (Ah, my rants)
Personally, my favorite section on this stupid profile.
MY Top 10 Reasons To Hate/Dislike Shugo Chara:
1. Filler episodes. One of my main reasons. OMG! An X/? Egg! Let’s purify it! –Everyone changes instantly with backgrounds color coding with their clothes- Omfg Amu purifies it! –END-
2. Oh em geeee!!!!!!!! Tadase is so gey ew :( He just needzz to lyke diee!! Listen here, I may not like him and think he’s a bit too girly but seriously you don’t have to say he needs to die. A lot of you Tadase haters are Amuto lovers so maybe that’s why, but in fact Tadase gave up Amu to Ikuto so lay off a bit. (This is all my opinion B UD is credit to team)
3. IKUTO IS SO HOT! OMG I JUST WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!! WHY CAN’T HE BE REAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!! Ikuto is indeed the favorite anime boy but ever noticed Kukai? Nagihiko? I’m not saying that you can’t obsess over him, this is all my opinion and some of you have taken you’re time to read this. 8D lol btw hello i totally disagree with this because ikuto is my love i mean what
4. Shipping wars. I can admit there is a large amount of Amuto fans but just let the Tadamu/Any other pairing fans believe what they want. Same with you Tadamu/AOP fans. (LOL I’m such a hypocrite)
5. The shiny white egg that can make dreams come true is called the ‘Embryo’. LOLWHAT. I never understood that. WHY DONT THEY JUST CALL IT A FETUS?! omg I would love to see when it hatches
7. The way that they are allowed to do anything. OKAY, you have 9-12 year old kids’ fight off evil and basically run off wherever. Let’s call this Amu the Explorer! I can’t remember a real time when they were in class.
8. NIKAIDOU/SUU NEVER HAPPENED.
9. In the end, the charas never did anything but come back. That was TOTALLY unexpected.
10. Lolli scale from 1-10, 27.8.
My Thoughts On The Shugo Chara Manga Ending
LOL, WHAT WAS THAT? In the end, Amu still ends up with nobody. Mood: OUTRAGED -Totally a fan girl for Romance genres- Also, with number 9 of my top reasons to hate SC. They came back omg that was totally unexpected like ohmigosh@!1!1112!@12 If they didn't come back that would just make Amu realize things and make the manga more 'DRAMATIC.' I'm seriously like omg fffffffffffff I expected Ikuto to do at least something B I mean like Kutau, Rimahiko, and Kaiya (Kairi x Yaya..?) basically happened so why not Amuto? ;_; I mean like Tadamu could have happened too but I'm an Amuto fan. *SPARKLES* ADDITIONALLY, people stopped editing (AMVs) with Shugo Chara when both the anime/manga ended. ;u; Well not all, but less and less Amuto vids have been coming out and I'm like die E_E am I the only proud Amuto editor out there? OKAY, END SCENE *FLIES OUT?*
Things That Anger This Gay Man In Fanfics OTL:
1: EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG author talks in the beginning and/or end. I actually don't mind short ones that actually make sense and stuff, but if you're going to drown on and on and on then I'm rage quitting. Especially, if you're like "PLEASE READ" yet it's about a crappy movie you saw and met a cute person there or something.
2: When people attempt to be Japanese and epically fail. Okay, no. I can see you are interested in the culture and everything but please do not overuse or show-off the words such as 'KAWAII' or something. Adding some words almost every otaku knows does not make you Japanese, neither does it make you seem more appealing or smart.
3: Songs in fanfics. This actually does not bug me as much as other things do but it still does. No offense, but it's basically a waste of time and reading (I mean, if you actually read them, which I don't.) I know it helps set the scene and everything but is it really necessary to add the lyrics in?
4: When characters take too long to be described. Maybe this is just a me thing. xD I mean like when the author takes like 89367 hours just to describe 1 character. FOR EXAMPLE, Amu had very very very beautiful pink hair. She washed it everyday along with conditioner. She always used strawberry conditioner and shampoo because strawberries were just her ...thing. Maybe that's why people call her Berry sometimes. Along with just washing it everyday, she combed it for exactly 3.8 minutes every day and night to keep it neat and long. When she would go to school people would always admire it, since it was of odd color but still very sleek and shiny. Occasionally, she would put a 'X' clip on her bangs which she also combed for 3.8 minu- OH SHOOT ME. DO YOU GET THE PICTURE?
5: Clichés. These have been mentioned numerous times because it is 100% true. If you overdo something, of course you'll get tired of it eventually. (This might not apply to some people LOL.) Clichés are clichés because one person had read a story with an easy enough plot and decided to copy them. Another person came in and followed in suit. Then, another person came in and wrote one. Eventually, Val decided to jump off a balcony from lack of creativity of fanfiction writers. Just, just please make them go away.
6: When paragraphs are too jumbled up :I That's just a me thing ok
7: PUT PROPER PUNCTUATION. JUST DO IT. (what am I, NIKE?)
8: Side things like "PLEASE REVIEW WHILE YOU READ BECAUSE I'M AWESOME".
9: She wore a white tank top with orange frills on the sleeves. She also wore short blue Hollister shorts with white polka dots at the bottom right corner. (PICTURE ON MY PROFILE!!!!!) OKAY, nobody wants to SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP, click on your profile, then go see clothing that has probably been removed by photobucket or something. Well, some people enjoy that since yeah, visual, but everything here is in my opinion so :I
10: When side characters appear in the story more than the main characters.
I LEAVE YOU ALL WITH A VERY EPIC AND INTERESTING COMMENT: ok goodbye ladies ;)
my reaction to my own profile: tl;dr. ;)
dont you love me baby please do cuz im a sexy beast T_T!!!