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Joined 01-07-10, id: 2208128, Profile Updated: 02-08-15
Author has written 34 stories for Ninja Turtles, Avengers, Hawaii Five-0, Four Brothers, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

I created a forum of ideas that I have but haven't been able to turn into actual fics. Why don't you give them a try, or post your own; here's the link: https://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/AlyCat3/2208128

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Let this be a warning to all who proceed

Name: AlyCat

Age: Old enough to be proud but not so old that I feel old

Birthday/Sign/Zodiac: Cold/ Sagittarius/Rooster

Sex: I might have all the girl parts, but anybody who meets me agrees that I am a huge tomboy

Where I live: I'm a Texan and I do wear boots

Religion: I'm an atheist, but I do respect other peoples religions and have a bunch of funny Christian stuff on this page

Story's I read: Twilight, Harry Potter, House Of Night, Olympian Series, Maximum Ride, Vampire Academy, Night World, Gone, The Hunger Games, Eragon, and so many more that I'm not going to bother filling the whole page with them

Family: Two brothers, I'm the middle child, and divorced parents

Movies: I watch any movie that is book based, but that is just so I can abuse them of how bad they are. Usually I just watch comedy's, anything with the Marvel title, or football movies.

Future: I want to be an author (I know real original on this site), but am going to school for Equestrian studies (horses)

Favorite TV shows: Numb3rs, TMNT, Lost, Bones, Jericho,Hawaii 5-0, Gargoyles, X-Men Evolution, Once Upon a Time, Arrow, Heroes

Favorite Color: Camouflage Green

Favorite Flower/Meaning: Iris/ Faith, Wisdom, Valor, Your Friendship means so much to me
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Favorite Gem: Emerald
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Birth Stone: Tanzanite

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Favorite Animal: I can't honestly say I have a favorite animal, its not fair there are just to many. I do heart me some Siberian Tigers, Golden Eagles, Bottle Nose Dolphin's, Mustangs, Calico's and German Shepherds to name a few.

Favorite Food: Pizza

Favorite Restruant: Angelina's

Favorite Song: Follow your Arrow by Kacey Musgrave

Favorite Comedians: Jeff Dunham (Peanut), Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy

Favorite Characters:

TV Shows:

TMNT: Michelangelo

Once Upon A Time: Rumpelstiltskin/ Mr. Gold

Numb3rs: Charlie Ebbs until Colby Granger comes in

Avatar: Saka

Legends of Korra: Bolin

House: Gregory House

Teen Titans: Beast Boy

Gargoyles: Brooklyn

X-Men: Kurt Vaughn a.k.a Nightcrawler

Bones: Jack Hogins

Justice League: Flash (Wally West)

Lost: Charlie Pace

Tera Nova: Josh Shannon

Jericho: Bonnie Richmond

Survivors: Najid Patel

Hawaii Five-O: Danny Williams

Code Lyoko: Odd

Recess: Spinelli

Green Lantern: Razer

Rugrats: Lillian Marie Jill DeVille (Lil)

Fairly Odd Parents: Cosmo Julius Cosma

Kim Possible: Rufus

Xiaolin Showdown: Raimundo Pedrosa

The Mentalist: Patrick Jane

Books:

Twilight: Embry Call

Harry Potter: Remus Lupin

House of Night: Aphrodite until James Stark shows up

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Heroes of Olympus: Percy Jackson/Leo Valdez

Maximum Ride: Iggy

NightWorld: Raksha Keller; Shapeshifters

Vampire Academy: Christian Ozera

Bloodlines: Adrian Ivashkov

Gone: Brianna aka "The Breeze"

Eragon: Saphira

His Dark Materials: Pantalaimon

The Hunger Games: Finnick Odair

Animated Movies:

Tarzan: Terk

Wreck it Ralph: Ralph

Finding Nemo: Dory

How to Train your Dragon: Toothless

Lilo and Stitch: Stitch

Atlantis: Kidagakash (Kida)

Brother Bear: Koda

Dinosaur: Zini

Aladdin: Genie

Monsters Inc.: Boo

Oliver and Company: Doger

FernGully: Batty

Ratatouille: Remy

The Little Mermaid: Scuttle

All Dogs Go To Heaven: Charlie

The Lion King: Rafiki

The Emperors New Grove: Kronk

The Great Mouse Detective: Basil

The Fox and the Hound: Todd

Treasure Planet: John Silver

The Jungle Book: Baloo

Mulan: Mushu

Hercules: Philoctetes (Phil)

Lady and the Tramp: Tramp

The Aristocats: Marie

Toy Story: Woody

The Road to El Dorado: Tulio

Spirit: Spirit

Over the Hedge: RJ

The Smurfs: Gutsy

Chicken Run: Babs

Rise of the Guardians: The Easter Bunny

Ice Age: Diego

Movies In General:

The Avengers: Iron Man

Homeward Bound: Chance

I Robot: Del Spooner

Mummy: Rick O'Connel

X-Men: Mystique

Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes

Hancock: Hancock

Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon

The Fantastic Four: Johnny Storm

Transformers: Bumblee

Avatar: Neytiri

The Longest Yard: Caretaker

The Gridiron Gang: Willie

Marley and Me: John Grogan

Miss Congeniality: Gracey Heart

The Blind Side: SJ

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow

Spy Kids: Juni Cortez

Really random fact about me I hate nuts. Hate the taste hate the smell hate that nasty crunch when you put them in your mouth just gag, the only thing I like is peanut-butter and that's just tolerable o and only smooth no chunky I could keep going but you get the point. I'm not even allergic, I just hate them.

STOP ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO!

Writers block: when characters get fed up with all you put them through and go on strike.

I drew and then colored a picture of a wolf howling at the moon; hears some of the responses I got

Mom: O honey that's beautiful its wonderful its almost as good as Da Vinci o wait was he a sculptor?

Aunt: That's nice sweaty

Uncle: (looks up from TV) O cool (turns back to TV)

Older Brother: looks awesome... can I borrow five bucks

Little Brother: O wait those are wolfs

Six year old cousin: that's pwetty

Another Uncle: (looks up from TV) O cool (turn back to TV)

Grandma: O wait you drew that I thought (insert name of six year old cousin) got a hold of my good paper again

Grandpa: that's nice hun... next time try it with the lights on, makes a world of difference

ahh family


Favorite Quotes:

Harry Potter Series: "I don't care if my tea leaves spell out die, Ron, die,I'm just chucking them in the trash where they belong"

Harry Potter Movie(SS): "Now if you don't mind I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed or worse expelled"

Twilight: "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."

Kangaroo Jack: "You don't take your dog on a crime spree!"

Eragon: "Everyone wants to eat, but no one wants to be eaten"

Legends of Korra: "Head voices are liars!"

Iron Man: " Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing"

Iron Man 2: "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut"

Iron Man 3: "Come on everyone grab your monkey"

His Dark Materials: "All the history of human life has been a struggle between wisdom and stupidity"

The Avengers: " Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!"

The Aristocats: "Because I'm a lady that's why"

House of Night: “ I'm going to talk to flowers about cows.”

The Mummy: " Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"

Chicken Run: " In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees... and kiss your bum goodbye!"

Miss Congeniality: "It takes a very secure man to walk like that"

Justice League: " We both have a martians number on our speed dial, I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt "

Red Dawn: "Marines don't die, they go to hell and regroup."

Young Justice: "Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?"

Aladdin: "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!"

Green Lantern(animated): "It takes little preparation to be a living bullet"

Once Upon A Time: "Everyone wants a magic solution to there problem, but no one believes in magic"

The Hunger Games: ""It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart."

El Derado: "Your horse bit me in the butt"

Rise of the Guardians: "...and the Easter Kangaroo"

Guardians of the Galaxy: "You are making me kick grass!"

FernGully: "Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".

Hawaii Five-O: "The scariest thing in the world is a cop who just doesn't care anymore"

Dragons: Rider of Berk; "Until we figure out why Thor was angry with the metal, were walking on eggshells."

Homeward Bound: "I am not! What's a genius?"

Monsters Inc: "Come on fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque"

Lion King: " Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it"

MIB: "N-Y-P-D Nock Your Punkass Down!"

Over the Hedge: "It never ends! It never ends this way either!"

Oliver and Company: "Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?"

Maximum Ride: "You could lock Gazzy up in a room with nothing but a bowl full of Jell-o and his shoelaces and he would still find some way to blow something up."

AVP: "I'd rather have it and not need, then need it and not have it"

Night World: "I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk."

House: "Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up"

Gone: "But a cookie never hurts."

Finding Nemo: " Me, and the next one - just a guess - me."

Teen Titans: "Just a natural part of being unnatural"

Lilo and Stitch: " I think it might be a koala... an evil koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps staring at me, like it's gonna eat me!"

How to Train your Dragon: "Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile"

Dinosaurs:" This monster's got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?"

Tarzan: "What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?"

Toy Story: "You idiot your a toy"

Fairly Odd Parents: "Its a girl nickle!"

Spy Kids; Island of Lost Dreams: "I don't know, my watch doesn't tell time!"

Vampire Academy: "I had a standing agreement with God. I'd agree to believe in him,barely, so long as he lets me sleep in on Sunday."

The Lightning Thief: "We er...drowned in a bathtub."

Sea of Monsters: "She's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

Titans Curse: " Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

Battle of the Labyrinth: “Percy!” he bellowed. He dropped his broom and ran at me. If you’ve never been charged by an enthusiastic Cyclops wearing a flowered apron and rubber cleaning gloves, I’m telling you, it’ll wake you up quick.”

The Lost Hero: "you want us to ride off and save the world on Happy the Dragon?"

Son of Neptune: "'I'm fine!' Percy yelled as he ran by, followed by a Giant screaming bloody murder."

The Mark of Athena: "Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

House of Hades: "“Stupid rock gods!” Leo yelled from the helm. “That’s the third time I’ve had to replace that mast! You think they grow on trees?”

Heroes of Olympus: "Stick with me and I'll insult your all you want"

Bones: "Can't you just be happy that if I'm wrong about God I'll burn in hell?"

Sherlock Holmes: "It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!"

Sherlock Holmes; A Game of Shadows: "We are waiting, I am smoking"

Numb3rs: "You can contemplate silence, but you can never find it"

The Mummy 2: "You lighten up, you big trouble, you get in the car"

The Chronicles of Narnia;Lion, Witch, Wardrobe Movie: "He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything"

Jeff Dunham: "and then the fat lady fainted"

Brother Bear: " Well, gee, eh, you're one big beaver"

Gargoyles: " Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell"

Atlantis: "I got your four basic food groups; Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard"

TMNT (2k3 TV): "Mikey talks and we don't call him intelligent"

TMNT (90'sMovie): "Ninja kick the damn rabbit"

Ratatouille: "You don't know, and your eating it?"

Pirates of the Caribbean; The Curse of the Black Pear: "No, not you we named the monkey Jack"

Pirates of the Caribbean; Dead Man's Chest: "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second."

Pirates of the Caribbean; At World's End: "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"

Pirates of the Caribbean;On Strangers Tides: "I can name fingers and point names"

Jericho: "Son, I’m 59 years old. I was Mayor of this town since the Carter Administration. I’m a retired U.S. Army Ranger and a combat veteran. Of course I asked your mother."

Lost: "Thank you Lord...I take it back!"

The Indigo Spell: "I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon."

X-Men 3: "Hell hath no furry like a women scorned"

X-Men Evolution: "Worse. She's my sister..."

Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer: "I like the part where he knocks you on your ass"

Treasure Planet: " Doctor. To muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way."

Xiaolin Showdown: "What Omi just did to that sentence, is what were going to do to you"

Grown Ups: "I wana get chocolate wasted!"

Ice Age: "I don't eat junk food"

Ice Age; The Melt Down: "Sure. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She completes you."

Ice Age; Dawn of the Dinosaurs: " To a guy that's like six months of therapy!"

Ice Age; Continental Drift: "When you drink water from your trunk, does it taste like boogers?"

I Robot: "You know, somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it"

The Mentalist: "If he jay walks, shoot him."

Wreck it Ralph: "You hit a guy with glasses!"


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions, bold the ones you are.

What It REALLY Means

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's woman's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love," REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."

"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket.

"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"

"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."

"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."

"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."

"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."

"Ladies first" REALLY MEANS, "I just want to stare at your ass"

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are to busy to speak to you.

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes, Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

10 reasons not to mess with a child

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

Reason 8 After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."

Reason 9 A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh . . . Then why do you keep crossing things out?"

Reason 10 The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook."


Random quotes

Curiosity killed the cat but selflessness killed the dog

K.I.S.S the situation, Keep It Simple Stupid

He who throws dirt is losing ground

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become expected?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side

Karma is a bitch, and revenge is her sister

Reviewing your own story is like giving yourself a high five in public

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless

The best website ever invented where you can post your feelings keep in touch with your friends and watch every video known to man: YouTwitFace.com

Maybe this world is another planet's hell

Don't steal. The government hates the competition

Absentness makes the heart grow fonder...or forgotten

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules

Money might not make you happy, but its a lot more fun to cry in a Porsche then on a bike

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months

Tell the truth and run

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat

Generally, generalizations are wrong

What goes around comes around and when it comes around, I hope it knocks you down, runs you over, backs up and runs you over again!!

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won.

I have life moments where I want to pause and yell "SERIOUSLY?!"

The next person who says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I'm allergic to bullshit

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, some people just abuse the privilege

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Like MAMA always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Poke me. I dare you.

I reject your reality and substitute my own

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

Add some sprinkle to your boring, icky, bland, vanilla life!

If you can't fix it with duck tape, it's not broken

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth your while!

When things get bad, smile, because life is ironic and it's only going to get worse

I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat

I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence

If you never succeed on the first try, never go skydiving

Never do anything that you can't explain to the paramedics

When in doubt, make up words!

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding

I used all my sick days so I called in dead

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

4/3's of the earth's population have trouble with fractions

Eagles soar through the clouds, but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there

Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm gets eaten

I love you is eight letters, so is bullshit

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over

Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not

As I said before, I never repeat myself

I'm not different, I'm weird

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

Your a great friend, but if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face

If you can't convince them, confuse them

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone

Life sucks and then you die; so learn to live

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up

I know who I am, your approval is not needed

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same

My doctor said I should quite smoking, that it was easy and he'd done it ten times

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon

I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time

Satan is an anagram for Santa

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

I don't have issues, I just have problems that make me want to punch people

Killing Hunters does not even the playing field

If you want to be expelled from school, go up to you Principle and start an argument. Then yell, "Rape!"

When your board and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman"

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Smile. It scares people

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong

I don't need your attitude, I have my own

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse

When I was younger I dressed up as a nun and went bar hoping

You know theirs something wrong with you when your imaginary friends stop playing with you

I don't see plays cause I can nap at home for free

Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood my hole life!

I have the handwriting' of a serial killer

you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?

There is no such thing as natural beauty

My boyfriends a real gentlemen, he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!

Don't try to get on my good side, I no longer have one!

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

I have a pocket comb-but then, who wants to comb pockets?

I know why people are afraid of therapist, it has the word rap and pis in it

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Everyone wanted him to run for Congress.They figured it was the best way to get him out of town

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you are going away

A team effort is a lot of people doing what you say

Saying guns kill people is like blaming spelling mistakes on your pencil

Is there an afterlife? of course! people live after your life

Capitalization is important, its the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse

(the answering machine)
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you

Hi,this is the refrigerator.John's answering machine is broken but I'll give the message to John.Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets

I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message

(end answering machine)

Come on you guys! I'm not THAT obsessed with cartoons!" (have drawings, posters, and a shirt with 'I LOVE CARTOONS!' on it)

ASSUME makes an ASS-out of-U-and-ME

did you know there are three kinds of stupid? there's ignorant, mentally retarded, and then there's you

silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I hate people who go under the speed limit, if your going to break the law you might as well speed.

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200
The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

Did you ever wake up in the morning and want to smack the crap out of someone for something they did in your dream?

When you feel like getting angry with someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I want to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in it

Don't ever tell someone you're FINE - it stands for Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional

I think some people should come with warning labels

I know why the grass always seems greener on the other side...it's all the bullshit they use to fertilize it!!

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have SeeAss Syndrome if they ask what that is? Tell em, "I don't see my ass coming to work."

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

Why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt there gonna be like Oh my god! a flower!!

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

My mom gets real mad when I say double you tea F? she thinks I'm cursing, but I'm really trying to figure out where's the fudge?

If your going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it!

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I could never be a smart ass, but I'm a pretty good dumb ass

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process...It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear

Going to McDonald's for a salad is like asking a hooker for a hug

Bravery is the kindest word for stupidity

My Mom's so out of date, she still thinks that LOL means "Lots of love" so she texted me the other day and said "Sorry your grandma died, LOL"

I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!

He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHIINNNY-SQUIRREL!

A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them

Boys are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs

When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I wanted to be a vampire

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

I'm that type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when my feet hit the floor in the morning

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my dang soda

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

The less you know, the less you fear, and that means I'm not scared of anything!

Life is like a movie: If you're sad, that's drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, that's comedy

Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Quillites

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry

I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS

It's not that I'm not a 'people person', it's that I'm not a 'stupid people person'

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

When you talk to God, that's religion, when God talks to you that's psychotic

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out, yeah like that, stop it

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck

Common sense ain't all that common

Don't out smart your common sense

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese, and there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad, or my older brother Collin, or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops on my desk, I have a work station...

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody hell you did that

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

I'm one of those people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense"

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people

Conversation I heard in class: Girl: Retardo is not a word

Boy: It is in the red neck dictionary. Go look it up.

Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

Actual Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

What the hell do you mean my birth certificate expired?

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

I used to worry about getting my license, until I realized how many idiots there were on the roads

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isn't a train.

Seen on a Church Bulletin: "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

Seen On a Church Bulletin: Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Actual Headline: Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many.

"When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right."

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

I never pirated it...it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night..

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

My rules apply only to other people, not myself.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.

I pledge allegiance to the internet and to the principle of end-to-end connectivity for which it stands. One network, under construction, with liberty and access for all.

Actual Headline: Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.

Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.

When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?

Late to bed and early to rise gives a hacker blood-shot eyes.

Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

A penny saved is a penny taxed.

Hay put this next to your heart...look its getting colder!

Want to hear the best joke of all? Your Face!

I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.

"My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him"

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people

The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

USA PATRIOT = Useless State-sponsored Action Purporting to Attack Terror while Really Initiating an Oligarchic Takeover

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking on the form of a readiness to die.

Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.

It's better to be looked over, than overlooked

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

The only way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of high places.

How to get out of a speeding ticket: Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital'

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Draw their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for the referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave...

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway...

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep...

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back...

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled...

If slow computers drive you CRAZY...

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe...

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work...

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark...

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM...

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference...

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is...

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL...

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings...

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations...

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in...

If you love people who text back instantly...

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good...

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later...

If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans...

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies...

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING...

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van...

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up...

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet...

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically...

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded...

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever...

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs...

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!...

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next...

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore...

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument...

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life...

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway...

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"...

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava...

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes...

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last...

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing...

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid...

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."...

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting...

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there...

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it...

Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

Liquid plumber-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!)

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances." (do I really need to say anything to this one?)

Baby oil-"Keep out of reach of children." (except you know when they need it)

Dog food-"new and improved tasting" (who tests it?)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!)

On a box of live worms- Warning not for human consumption. (Did someone honestly think that there gummy worms wiggled for that extra effect?)

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" (And that would be how?)

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" (Too late! you lose!)

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." (But no peas?)

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...)

Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (so that means a lighter is a lighter to right?)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (but it tastes so much better that way)

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (no, use the one your grandma made instead)

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (but no assembly requeried)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (cool, is prosecuting corpses new?)

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (dang, that's my favorite flavor, perky blond)

Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (???)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (NO, you've got to be kidding me, is that what all those little pieces are for?)

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a pack of water ballons--Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older than 8 I won't choke.)

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile!

Notice all these things about friends? They mean nothing when you have none.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
BEST FRIENDS: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRINEDS: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS :helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste”

FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIENDS: Are 4 Ever

A good or best friend!

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

THE BOY/GIRL QUIZ

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 18/25 wow the curse of growing up with two brothers and a single mom who works two jobs really does something to the girl inside, not that I'm complaining

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL: 2/25
Apparently I’m a boy. Why didn't anyone tell me?

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

"Now and then, I announce 'I know you're listening' to empty rooms. If I'm wrong, no one knows, no one has to know. And if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization." If you feel like it, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (Don't all writers?)

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know how to copy and past something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you quote along with your favorite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on loving cartoons, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, paste this in your profile.

If you are called the weird one because you are seen typing fan fiction and you don't give a shit, paste this into your profile.

If you are considered Anti-Social and you like being that way, copy this into your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

IF YOUR AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been absolutely convinced you could fly, and nearly killed yourself jumping off of something, copy/paste this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year?! If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a "clique" copy and paste this into your profile or signature.

If you've ever felt like changing your name and moving to Las Vegas, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

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98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like donuts.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

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this is how cat

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this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

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this is for cat

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation. (I am in no way religious, I just love this crap)

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If you could read that put it in your profil

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

How to mess with your siblings:

1. Wave a gun around and say "Hay, I have a new idea"
2. Hold up a lighter and say "I'm going to have fun this weekend."
3. Inform your sibling you have taken to collecting knives.
4. Return from store with plastic trash bags duct tape an axe and a shovel and ask "Hay, want to go camping this weekend?"
5. Ask if they would like to go to the zoo with you, in form them that they have a new animal feeding feature.
6. When they ask where there pet is tell them "Mom wanted me to do the lawn yesterday, and I ran out of fertilizer".
7. When they say they want to play rock paper scissors, throw said items at them and tell them you wanted to play dodge ball instead.
8. When your parents are making a lot of noise in there room, and your sibling asks what there doing say "there making a mini me."
9. When your siblings ask what heavens like say "a place you aren't there" when they ask what hell's like say "where your around twenty four seven".
10. Take them to a pet store, when the clerk asks if your buying say "No I'm selling".

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism repost this

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be converted.
I CUSS so I MUST be a smartass punk.
I am a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and irresponsible.
I go to bed early so I can actually get enough sleep so I MUST be no fun.

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Why America Has Some Issues...

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking's in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can get their cigarettes in the front.

4. Only in America...do people order a double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and then pile our junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot-dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

You're a 90's kid if:

-You can finish this 'ice ice _'
-You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
-You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
-You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

-You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
-You remember reading "Goosebumps"
-You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
-If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
-when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

-"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
-Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
-You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
-You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisisbecame popular.
-You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos or you've been framed. . . but never taped anything funny.

-You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
-You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
-You remember those Where's Wally books.

-You remember eating Warheads.
-You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
-You remember Ring Pops.

-You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
-You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
-When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
-You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

-Making those little paper cootie-catcher/fortune teller things, and then predicting your life with them.
-You played and/or collected "Pogs"
-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
-You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
-And Windows 95 was the best.
-You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
-Michael Jordan was a king.

-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
-You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
-You collected those Beanie Babies.

-Lambchop's song never ended.
-The old dollar bills.
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
-You remember a time before the WB.
-You collected all the Troll dolls
-If you even know what an original walkman is.
-You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
-You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
-You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards and if you did you thought you were all that!

-You remember Highlight's magazine.
-You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
-You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
-Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
-Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
-Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
-Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
-Before Spongebob . . .
-Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
-When light up sneakers were cool.
-When you r
ented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
-When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
-When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
-When gameboy was a brick.
-You did MASH to figure out your future
-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

have you done 70 of these?

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had people tell you your blond highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

wow 84 i really am a ditz

1. I need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. I just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. I don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 6

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal (only some, like five songs)
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 8

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
X you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 0 (wow can we say pathetic?)

HARDCORE/SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 4

Wow i am 8 Gothic, no I don't get it

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A Profile Quiz

1. FIRST NAME: N/A

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My first name for my aunt, my middle name for my grandma

3. SIBLING NAMES: N/A (sometimes I feel left out cause they both start with the same letter, then mine doesn't)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? not sure... it's been a while that's for sure, I don't cry easy

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? no, I'm to clumsy and drop stuff, so I blame it on them

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? roast beef

7. KIDS? no

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'm not sure... I don't even know why my friends are my friends

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yes, to write my stories in, not like a diary or anything

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? who doesn't?

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yupp

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? hell yea

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? reeses puffs

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? never

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? yes

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? mint chocolate chip

17. SHOE SIZE? 8 1/2

18. RED OR PINK? RED

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? my stretch marks

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my grandpa

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? go ahead! Go crazy!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans and black tennis shoes

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? pork loaf, don't ask

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? If I Die Young, Perry the Band

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? green

26. FAVORITE SMELL? dark chocolate

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my BFF

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? what color there hair is

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someones profile

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Big Red

31. FAVORITE SPORT? I don't like sports much so, horse racing

32. EYE COLOR? olive green

33. HAT SIZE? IDK

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? there both lame

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Breaking Dawn (I only go for special occasions)

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My birth necklace, comprised of rings on a silver chain of every important birthday. Given to me by my mother

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? can I pick neither

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? cookie dough

42. FAVORITE DESERT? The Sahara, I like the name

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favorite show): Johnny Numbers

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Marie Hudson

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Canalath

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (knock off of your favorite super hero): Shifter

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lnreejh

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name):Renee Lee

49. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Angel

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Sandy Ford

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make) Golden Fist

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Green Wolf

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) Alan Marvin

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Reynolds Roanoke

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Summer Iris

56. CARTOON NAME:
(A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Sammy Snake

57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Smooth Orange

58. PORNSTAR NAME: (third favorite color, and a letter) Purple B

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character) Smack Yoshie

60. MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) Riders Block

61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I got one on the back of my head you can't see, from when my aunt drooped me on my head on concrete.

62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Number Paints I've done

63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I snore and breath really loud during the winter, and toss and kick and I'm a blanket stealer year around

64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything really

65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? at night, during a full moon. :), Not sure of an exact time

66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To be done with school

67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Innocence

68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My laptop, and my birth necklace

69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'3

70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? not really, I just don't like being to close to people I don't know.

71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not really, though I can have a hyper active imagination after watching horror flicks so yes and no

72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My dad

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? gross, I don't wear that smelly crap

74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? black hair and green eyes, not necessarily together, but if he does that is hOt!

75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I can't... well not yet anyway

76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink, can't stand the taste of coffee

77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Spicy Chicken

78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Spaghetti

79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Do I look THAT fucked up? Who the hell put this on here? To answer, HELL NO!

80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My mom bought me my first chapter book, aka Harry Potter and the Sorcerers/Philosophers Stone

81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? can't decide yet

82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No, but my lil bro is, and he shows off.

83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? American Eagle

84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

85. WHAT KIND IS IT? a chiwawa named Cowboy

86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I don't think you really get a choice

87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face to face.

88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:33

89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Blonds have more fun ;)

90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom

91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? the sound of a cricket

92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yep, went to Mexico once for a week

93. YOUR WEAKNESSES?A really good book

94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yep, got Kevin Fowler to sign a CD!

95. FIRST JOB? Cashier at Taco Casa

96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Hell yes. *wicked grin*

97. DO YOU SWEAR? frequently

98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? reading

99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope

100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my imagination

101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No

102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? CD's

103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? One

104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes

105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? It varies, whatever is in the bathroom

106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? not really, it smashes together so its hard to read later

107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? what a weird question, but I suppose fish

108. ANY BAD HABITS? I can't stop myself from talking when the situation doesn't really call for it

109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? A CD by Little Wain, my bro gave it to me and it would hurt his feelings if I tossed it, but I only like one song

110. DO LOOKS MATTER? there's a time and place

111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Reading, someone's life is always worse then mine in books

112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My grandma's place

113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My blue stuffed elephant Peanut, I still have him

114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 40

115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes unfortunately but now I wonder how the hell I was. It all seems so lame and stupid now.

116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese, but I'd mix them together if I had the chance

117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He needs to be smart, humorous, witty and not a pedo

118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Lee Lee (a good friend call me that), Leash (my cousins think there so funny), Butterfly (I'm an apprentice now :)) and Sea Sha when my brother's want something

119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Bands: Rascal Flats and Sugerland/ Singer Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood and Nicki Minaj

120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Numb3rs (pity it was canceled) Bones and The Finder

121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? will never be forced to take them

122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Last time I checked

123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? ...please don't make me answer that

124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Actually there is. Why? are you trying to be funny?

125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I pushed 95mph once, and I was in the car when my mom did 120mph

126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes I suppose

127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Dogs by Carie Underwood

128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Pink, the color not the singer

129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July

130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Sagittarius

131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blondish Brown or Brownish Blond, not sure which

132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Taco Casa

133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? er no

134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Eragon

135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 25th

136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? no

137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Dunno

138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? never had neither, so I can't honestly answer

139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Book, SON OF NEPTUNE!!!!

140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Silver Dodge Stratus, but o how I wish it was Ninja Kawasaki

141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Eragon

142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: None Existent

143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Nah

144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?None that I know of.

145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? I'm happy to say no to this

146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? I don't think anyone honestly knows but I would love to be a shape shifter like Mistique off of X-Men

147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? Some, but only the one's I agreed with, everything on this is true

148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? Most of them, yes

149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? Yes, as you age your answers would most likely change

150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? No, 150 is enough

51 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mar
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your
house keys).
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpete d areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. Climb things.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a
'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'.
47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
51. Place condoms/tampons in random carts

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Or are planning to do any of these thing

Motorcycle Crash:

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it andonly one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him andtell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Dear (the last person you talked to.),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1 . I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5 . I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7 . I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory. You should also know that I 10 11 .

12 ,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

My sentence turned out as

Dear, BF

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert . I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father . I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks . I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the incarceration as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonardo,

AlyCat03

000

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

makeup." Her lips curled weirdly as she gave the crescent moon: Marked by P.C. Cast

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My cousin sitting on my foot

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Wizards of Waverly Place

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7o'clock

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:17

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my little cousins game

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

twenty minutes ago, IN FREAKING ICE, to go get my uncles lighter

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

if any of my stories were updated

9. What are you wearing?

jeans a t-shirt and my thickest jacket

10. Did you dream last night?

yes, trust me you don't want to know

11. When did you last laugh?

five minutes ago when I took that weird letter above

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

the poster that I drew and colored

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes... I just went and looked in a mirror

14. What do you think of this quiz?

odd

15. What is the last film you saw?

Shrek 3

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy.

a house a dog and I'd publish my books

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I look nothing like my siblings

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd stop animal abuse, no animal shall ever suffer any form of cruelty ever again

19. Do you like to dance?

hell no

20. George Bush:

Was the president of the U.S. for a while?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

depends on what she looks like, what I name her is what her nicknames going to be

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Colton; my bear cub

23. Have any tattoos or body piercings?

Yep, my ears are double pierced, my right cartilage is pierced, and I have a tattoo around my ankle

24. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depeeeeeeends...

25. What do you think God would say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Holy shit I can't believe you got in this far!

The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X ) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(X ) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(X ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

( X) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(X ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(X ) People have called you slow.

( x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

( X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

( ) You have caught yourself drooling.

( ) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( X) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(X ) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

( ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X ) You use your fingers to do simple math.

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

( X) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

28 umm should I be worried by now?

What NASCAR really is:

Non

Athletic

Sport

Centered

Around

Rednecks

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

Stupid Questions that need to be answered!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?

Why is it called a building when its already built?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called shipment...

If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?

Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and"camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a model airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word


20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work, when leaving workspace pretend to swat at nonexistence flies.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Smack Yoshie

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy


GIRLS:APPLES

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDN'T USE PICKUP LINES :D

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: No, but you can go buy yourself some mouth wash.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

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10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters: Chapter 1; "2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob."= byPatronus Charm

How to Tell the Difference; "I was just thinking that because his water just broke all over your bed..."= byTori Angeli

Splinter's Rules for the Lair: Chapter 3; "57. There is no such thing as a god of pizza and you are not allowed to sacrifice any of your siblings, friends, Purple Dragons, or members of the Foot Clan to it."= by inuficcrzy

April's Diary: Chapter 68; "I had to say,"Poor little Spike, Banana and Ninja don't have a mother." Mikey named his kids while he was in the bathroom" = byConnie Nervegas

The Great Coffee Bean War; "or as Mikey liked to call it, "oh-my-god-we're-trapped-in-here-with-whatever-crawled-into-Raph's-toes-and-died!""= byterrapintarts

Generic Exaggeration: Chapter 2; "Then Slade returned from hell, somehow. Maybe he had a shovel and dug himself out. I dunno. The point is he got out."= Amethyst Turtle

An Agonizing Secret; " I feel like I ran a marathon—then got run over by a truck at the finish line."= bymulticoloredmango

Catch Me If You Can: Chapter 1; " A very angry homeless dude with a sniper rifle?" = by AlexHamato

Jersey Slip: Chapter 15;Simple as a monkey on coke trying to figure out a rubik's cube."= by WofOZ

Lithium Hawkeye: Chapter 10; "Probably not, you'd be wearing armor. I'd look like an idiot."= by PeechTao

Of Flowers and Things: Chapter 64; "It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"= by Mystic Medjai

No Place Like Home: Chapter 1; "A man who treasures trash has shitty taste." = by Growliere

Murphy's Law by ShyLight;

Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think

Murphy's Third Law: in any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong

Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong

Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway

Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop

Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Murphy's Ninth Law: Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's when it will occur

"Proof of Murphy's Law: Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law; therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven."

All of the above quotes are copy and pasted directely from above labels of stories, I claim no help or infringement of these story's nor in any way helped with them!!!


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April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 217,445 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
Enemies List 2: The Cards They're Dealt by Qweb reviews
What happens to the Avengers and friends when SHIELD is gone? One shots that take place after CA:TWS and Enemies List. Random timeline. Ch9-"Avengers Assemble" Ch10-"Necessary Risks"-Cap's in a building about to collapse and expects Tony to knock it down. Ch11-"Necessary Risks" pt2 Ch12-Welcome Anticlimax - Steve finds Bucky. Ch13-Bucky learns about "Choices"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 8/2/2014
Brother's Mission by WofOZ reviews
Steve never believed his self sacrificing ways could have consequences to the family around him. Mostly he thought he could take risks because he was the only one he was putting in danger. A potentially life changing injury to his partner has a certain Navy SEAL reevaluating how he does things and, even if Danny will be okay soon, sets the man on a path of violent revenge.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/5 - Steve M., Danny W.
Red Threads, Widow's Webs by Red Tigress reviews
When Tony Stark is unexpectedly nominated as Secretary of Defense, Natasha can't help but think things aren't as simple as they seem. With Steve missing and Clint in tow, she untangles a web that runs much deeper than any of them ever guessed. Co-Written with Victoria LeRoux.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,973 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/11 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Very Good Team by Qweb reviews
Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with Cap2. Ch66-"Thanksgiving" Ch67-Avengers talk about Christmas songs in "Avengers A-Caroling" Ch68-The Avengers meet Santa (sort of) in "A Visit From St. Nicholas" Ch69&70-A scientist plots to kill a super soldier and his knockoff using "Gas." Ch71-"Pi Day"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 130,788 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Four of a Kind by Qweb reviews
Flying robot sharks. Not a good day for Danny Williams. Good thing he knows someone who deals with this kind of stuff all the time.
Crossover - Hawaii Five-0 & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7
Hedwig's Tale by RoseDragonWitch reviews
We all know Harry's story from start to finish; but what about Hedwig's? It couldn't have been easy for an owl to care for Harry. Little do we know is that she has always been there watching over him. This is her story through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,644 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hedwig, Harry P.
Perfection, Intelligence, Angst, & Humor by MissMoMo1990 reviews
A mixture of drabbles and one-shots that showcase the exploits of the TMNT. Taking suggests for future submissions. R&R, please & thanks!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 9/2/2011
Turtle TidBits by Mystic Medjai reviews
A collection of stand alone, usually short, stories. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Leo and Mikey never really stood a chance...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,953 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Donatello, Raphael
I, Rocket by Malchus-Fireheart reviews
A collation of shorts about Rocket Raccoon and told though his eyes. From a bad day with a hangover to the time he saved the life of a little girl, Rocket tells us all. Rated M for bad words and strong violence.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Rocket R. - Complete
Fashion Victims by Qweb reviews
Natasha and Pepper go shopping for dresses. Nothing good can happen. Rated T for violence because Natasha is going to get angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/17 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P. - Complete
Unforgiven by WofOZ reviews
During a hunting trip conceived only by the fact that Danny's manhood had been challenged by the ever smug and grinning Commander McGarrett; the detective pulls the trigger of his rifle only to hear the pained cry of a human being. Danny freezes… Did he just shoot his partner?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/16 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Five times Tony didn't say I love you, and one time he did by Meowse reviews
Pepper knows Tony just doesn't *do* feelings, but she's getting tired of waiting for those magic words.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Hunt by WofOZ reviews
It's not the uniform that matters, it's the people who wear them. It's the survivors and the fighters and those who believe in the right side of the law. Five-0 started their case with a body in uniform; two members end it with a hail-Mary chance at survival with hunters right on their heels. Hunters who are interested in something much more intelligent than wild boars...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/5 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Behind the Iron Curtain by Red Tigress reviews
What started out as a simple repair job on Sam's wings leaves him as an unwilling accomplice to something he normally assumes is Avengers business. At least he gets to know Tony Stark pretty well along the way.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Put Your Ray Gun To My Head by LaylaBinx reviews
"I guess I'm still human enough to be taken down by something as mundane as a blow to the head after all." Peter takes a rather nasty blow to the head during a fight and the others are left to deal with a very concussed and loopy Starlord afterward. Lots of Peter!whump and concerned!Guardians inside!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Danny's 642 Things To Rant About by angelofjoy reviews
A Vignette project that will revolve around Danny ranting and everyone else listening. Prompts for stories are very random and quite fun. Feel free to take the prompts and write your own stories. Rated T for language. Edit: Ok, everyone rants in these, but mostly Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 453,178 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Steve M., Danny W., Chin Ho K., Kono K. - Complete
To Fix what is Broken by GothicCheshire reviews
Before he could truly process what was happening, his thumb was taken between their fingers, and snapped, cybernetics tearing. He screamed, and fear pulsed in him, the first bit of true fear that he has felt, and he knows they feel it, too. Alternatively: The time Rocket lost the use of his hands...
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Rocket R.
Rest by TolkienGirl reviews
"He chokes down heavy cream and heavier bread, flicks away the fattest bees he has ever seen, and he waits. He waits for the sunlight to warm his heart as well as his face, for his uncle's brow to lighten." (In which Fili is uneasy at Beorn's house.) (NO SLASH)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Of the Deaths of Thorin, Fili, and Kili by Me Llamo Berry reviews
...Along with all those who died at the Battle of Five Armies. Musings by certain characters at a certain point in time followed by a passage written by Bilbo himself! Minor spoilers for the way the movie did things.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Noel by Red Tigress reviews
A drabble about Christmas in the eyes of five young Avengers. (Warnings for implied domestic abuse, implied child neglect).
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Bravery of the Lion and the Bowstring by DjDangerLove reviews
A young Kili is finally allowed to go on a day's travel with Uncle Thorin, but an orc attack changes everything.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Kili, Thorin, Fili - Complete
On the Molecular Scale by TheRantDragon reviews
"You heard me, Miss Thing. I vibrated our molecules through the wall. You can thank me any time now, you know." Rewrite of an old fic of the same name. You don't need to have read it to read this one; this is the newer, better one. Please enjoy!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Five Times Natasha Throws Up On One Of Her Teammates by AllThatGlistens reviews
And one time she doesn't. ClintxNat whether or not you squint, but everyone shows up. Last chapter now in a recognizable human language. Many thanks to people that told me something was wrong.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Conversations with Maniacs by Galaxy Eye reviews
Collection of one-shots involving our new favorite quirky heroes. Stories range from humor to romance to action. Anthology. Enjoy
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., Gamora, Drax
Sleeping by Petchricor reviews
Peter ran down the paved roads, running into people who would yell at him but he didn't care. He was in a hurry and nothing would stop him
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
5 times Aqualad saved a team member by Aqualass reviews
And one time they saved him. Not the best at this. This is my first time, so go easy on me..
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Kaldur/Aqualad - Complete
The Guardians A-Z by Poxy Kirkman reviews
A series of drabbles based on and around the Guardians, their enemies, and all the people they know.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,317 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Three Days by Beabear reviews
Nico is sentenced to live with a boy that he hates and often likes to refer to as his captor. Also known as Will Solace. But as time goes on, Nico can't help but feel Will's infectious glow every second.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
8 Vibranium Hawkeye by Ezra Cross reviews
In the abandoned subway tunnels beneath New York, Clint must fight for his life against Loki, his legions of followers, and his wolf Fenrir, then somehow save Thor who has fallen into the Odinsleep. Trapped, alone, and with the other Avengers only putting together the pieces of the trap he's walked into, can Clint hold out until Asgard sends reinforcements? RE-EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,983 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
No Place Like Home by Growliere reviews
Purchasing Terran items and being captured by an old acquaintance leads Rocket and Peter to think about their origins, learning more about themselves in the process.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., Yandu U. - Complete
A never ending cycle by CBCstories reviews
Peter Quill always thought cycles are made to be broken, but sometimes they break when you least expect them: at the worst time and place, making a turn for the worst. It is up for the rest of the team to pick up the pieces, or is it already too late? Rated M for swearing and Peter whump.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,164 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Return to Terra by Wednesday1990 reviews
When Peter learns about Thanos's failed invasion, the Guardians go to Earth in order to warn them about what's been going on with the rest of the Galaxy.
Crossover - Guardians of the Galaxy & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Panic Attack by NinjaDino721 reviews
"He thinks I'm just some stupid thing, he does!" Rocket hates being seen as an animal, a monster. But when things go awry, he is thrown into a series of panic attacks revealing a side to the relentless trigger-happy raccoon he had never wanted the others to see. Things can only go downhill from there as Rocket's past is thrust upon him once again. -Cover by poisonesspeanuts19
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,645 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Ambiguous Heros by Defiant Nefelibata reviews
Rocket has a bad habit of making weapons of mass destruction, Drax snores (loudly), Peter can't sing (at all), Groot has surprisingly good dance moves for being stuck in a pot, and Gamora can kick all of their butts at poker. That's five ex-criminals very recently turned Guardians of the Galaxy, crammed into one tiny spaceship with only one bathroom. Oh my. One-shots of all kinds!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014
Ring-tailed Temper by BubbleBean reviews
Growls and muttered curses hung in the air, while it wasn't out of the ordinary for Rocket to be pissed after a relatively tough fight, today was different. Peter didn't know what happened, but Rocket was beyond livid. Tension hung heavy in the air, but no one really wanted to risk the raccoon's ire at the moment. Peter was pretty sure he was making another death ray of some kind.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle by BloodiedFox reviews
Saving the galaxy is all well and good, but it doesn't pay the bills. In need of cash, Star-Lord convinces the team to help him in a heist targeting a powerful crime boss, but is there more to his choice of target than he's letting on?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Red Tigress reviews
In wine, truth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Complete
Against the World by Red Tigress reviews
Tony doesn't have many friends, but he can always count on the ones he does.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
4 Times Rocket Learned Something New by everfaraway reviews
And one time Rocket taught his friends. Rocket is clearly not used to social situations. So some things that people do often are lost on him. Or he takes them the wrong way because of his past. T for safety. Mild language, mentions of torture, death & general insanity. Additional warnings per chapter.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Road Trip by Qweb reviews
A collection of stories about Steve taking a motorcycle trip across the U.S. after the events of "The Avengers." Set in the "A Very Good Team" universe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Captain America/Steve R.
The Art of Cliffhanging by Peace Like a River reviews
Drax, plus Gamora, plus a thousand-foot drop. Without the other Guardians there to act as a buffer, Gamora idly wonders what will kill her first: the cliff, the alien swarm, or the company of her exasperating, metaphorically-challenged teammate. Team-fic. No pairings, unless you squint.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Falling slowly by CBCstories reviews
Peter finds himself in a bit of a predicament. He has fallen from a collapse building and time is ticking for his own survival.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
That's a Pretty Normal Looking Alien by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Guardians hunt down the reality gem, but the consequences of that hit Peter harder than the others.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Diffraction by AngelDormais reviews
Words, at their essence, bend into millions of pieces like lights within our minds. 50 prompt challenge, covering multiple incarnations. (final set: post-invasion.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Monster by TheTaurenGhost reviews
Each of the Guardians has heard the insult in their own way: Monster, Freak, etc. Here's an explanation of what's that's done to each of them. (Character Studies/One Shots; may dove-tail into a plot, maybe not.) M, mostly for language and body horror; no relationships, except maybe what the Guardians mean now to each other.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014
Sleepless Nights by TJHECTOR reviews
Mikey went to his brothers in sleepless nights. Three different nights, three different brothers, and the little brother that annoys his brothers to no end yet retains the spirit that none of his brothers possesses. Fluff and stuff. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Morphalite Syndrome by Fairytale Warrior reviews
It started with a brawl and a half-charged blast of plasma. Sample: "All he could say for sure, was no-one [...] had been aware of the danger until it smacked Peter upside the head. Metaphorically, of course. Literally, it was the heated, still-capsuled mass of energy that slammed into his back, buried through his subcostal nerve, and into the kidney beneath." *Rating may change.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Today and Yesterday by SonicGirl4Ever reviews
The difference of when you're sick changes drastically when in the past and present. One-shot; focuses around Rocket.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Abnegation by FreyaBee22 reviews
Abnegation: self-sacrifice, selflessness- acting with less concern for yourself than for the success of the joint activity. Or: Meredith Quill had always told her son that he would amount to great things, and now with his bunch of a-holes he finally has the chance to do so. Takes place post-movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora, Rocket R., Drax - Complete
Just fifteen seconds by Venka le fay reviews
One Shot, Donnie reflects on what Mikey had gone through while In Dimention X.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Sharing the Night Together by LaylaBinx reviews
For being a group of thugs and killers, they're a surprisingly cuddly bunch. AKA: Four times Peter slept with one of his teammates and one time they all slept with him. No slash, no romance, just good old fashioned team bonding and cuteness!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/12/2014
Five Times Raphael was a Pillow by Flynne reviews
...and one time he wasn't. (Set in the 2k3 universe.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Complete
Sick Daze by Emerald Lotus reviews
An ailment plagues one of the brothers. At first it appears as a simple sickness. Yet it quickly manifests, and the symptoms get progressively worse. A race against time ensues. A cure must be forged before it will be completely ineffective, and the brothers could lose one of their own.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Prompt 020 -- Brothers by TheOneThatGotAway99 reviews
[Prompt 20 of Stealthy Stories 100 Prompt Challenge. Art by Sneefee.] Rated for blood; one-shot. Rooftop conversation between brothers. 'He held his bleeding idiot of a big brother in his arms as he waited for help. "What'd you do that for, Leo?" "Because, Mikey," Leonardo explained calmly as Raphael and Donatello come into view; rescue arriving at last. "We are brothers."'
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Cephalagia by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Apparently, headaches are not as universal as Peter has been led to believe. Sample: "He stumbled into something solid as his vision went out faster than a blown light bulb, frantic voices speaking above him barely registering in his throbbing brain." *Rated T for cursing.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
New Moves by Saru Wolfe reviews
Any time is bonding time, including when you're separated from your friends and stuck trudging through the comm-jamming wilderness. Peter and Groot make the best of it.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Groot - Complete
Of Guns and Plants by GothicCheshire reviews
Peter needs to learn how to knock. Rocket needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2014
I Didn't Ask to Get Made by Peace Like a River reviews
'Scientific terms are strange things. How cold and detached they are, words like "dissect" and "terminate". How crisp and clean-sounding, to cover up the horrible realities.' My take on Rocket's origin story. Movie-based.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Groot, Rocket R.
Joy to the World by LordofCamels
There will be no pairings, no OCs, and no lemons, but I can promise Jazz and a space octopus. What happens when, during a long voyage in space, the gang comes across a mysterious abandon ship and they decide to go looting? Can I call them the gang without giggling? Read to find out. Spoiler, the answer to the second question is no. Rated Teen for language.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,878 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Complete
Rohman Dey by fakeasain56 reviews
Kinkmeme: As one of the nicest guys in the film, Dey doesn't forget about the guardians. I'd like to see a 5 1 where Dey rescues each member. And then Dey gets into trouble, and the guardians are not happy.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Corpsman Dey - Complete
Play On Words by Tohdoh reviews
Drax has become fascinated with puns and finds them highly amusing. The others, not so much. [Oneshot]
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Drax, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Remnants by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Not all of Peter's scars are from women, some are from his extremely unconventional upbringing. Kink meme fill.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Take My Pain Away by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
While stopping off for supplies, Peter is attacked by Ronan supports who recognise the infamous Star-Lord. Near death, it is left to the other guardians to take care of him. Fill for a prompt on the guardians kink meme.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Breathe by renegadewriter8 reviews
Peter has asthma. The team don't know about this until he suddenly has a severe attack in the middle of a battle. To make matters worse, they don't know what it is in the first place or how to make him better. / Prompt from Guardian-Kink.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Thief's shame by RedHatMeg reviews
"Remember that there is no greater shame for a thief than to be robbed of." Phalbar, an old enemy of Yondu Udonta, steals something important from him and gives the Ravager an ultimatum. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yandu U. - Complete
Booze, Babes & Brawl by Rassilon001 reviews
Fresh from their adventure saving the Galaxy, the Guardians make their way to a local club to gas up, wet their whistles, and take in the local scenery.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R. - Complete
Splish Splash by joecarioca reviews
After fending off a monster, Rocket finds himself in a literal mess. Enlisting Peter's help, he does everything he can to make things uncomfortable for the Star-Lord for his own amusement.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Poison by TheSweetSerenity reviews
With one member fighting for his life, the team walks into a whole can of worms they never saw coming in hopes of saving their team member.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,313 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Got Me Pretty Far by PsilentAsInCjelli reviews
"It probably won't kill me." In the pause that follows this proclamation, and in the interest of open communication between friends, she adds, "Right away." [Post-movie.]
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Gamora, Rocket R. - Complete
Zero Percent Dick by AkwardBabyGiraffe reviews
Five times Peter risked his life to save his friends and one time he gave it.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Friendship Spreads Worse Than Infection by DjDangerLove reviews
When trying to outrun the man hunting them, Quill and Rocket embark on a journey of survival involving their usual banter, some injuries, and a revelation that Rocket can't swim. Aiming for a two-shot, but may end up as a three shot. Friendship story. Rated T mostly out of a few curses and paranoia.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Ain't No Mountain High Enough by silvanelf reviews
Fill for a prompt from the kink meme. Peter is captured by an old mark out for vengeance. Naturally, his friends don't take kindly to the situation. Peter whump and perhaps a hint of Peter/Gamora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Ain't No 'I' in 'Team' (ain't no 'us' either) by keslei reviews
Life on the Milano is never boring - Peter has to admit that much is true, even if he'd rather it was a little less exciting.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
The Hard Way by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Peter trusts his team. Except Peter doesn't trust anyone.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Final Words by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Peter wasn't going to die without letting Yondu know what he thought about him.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yandu U. - Complete
Comfort by Petchricor reviews
After taking a detour through a lab on a mission Quill gets him and Rocket captured. When all the noise and the smell gets to the little guy, making him remember a past he's desperately tried to forget, will Quill know how to help?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
I Can Fix This by LaylaBinx reviews
"I can fix this, Quill; just you watch. I can fix this. We'll be out of here in no time." Rocket rambles because he's afraid if he doesn't, he'll suddenly realize how totally and utterly screwed they are. No slash, just bromance with tons of Quill!whump! :D
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Pack by Petchricor reviews
It's an animal thing, it was the job of every member of a pack to protect each other
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
When You Sing by SonicGirl4Ever reviews
Kree are horrible. They completely disregard pain, which means they don't care if you're screaming at them to let you go. Rocket learns this the hard way. What else are you supposed to do when your strapped to an operating table after a mission failure?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Metaphor by Petchricor reviews
When Rocket gets caught stealing he needs a little assistance, someone his size is easy to hold hostage, and Drax is right at his side when he needs him
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Drax, Rocket R. - Complete
Crate by Petchricor reviews
Cell? No, no that wasn't right. Cage? No, that wasn't quite right either, it was too small. Wait a second...crate! Rocket gets captured and taken to a lab where he will be put to sleep. Can Quill get to him in time?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Cold by Petchricor reviews
Peter nearly freezes to death while stranded on an ice planet. Lying in the snow and waiting to die Peter hears someone calling out to him, but he must be hearing things. Right?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Lead Me to Dreams by DjDangerLove reviews
Quill used to have nightmares, but by the time the Guardians of the Galaxy came to be, he thought he was done chasing them away. But Rocket has them, and Quill starts to wonder if nightmares ever really do go away. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Red Herring by Hectopascal reviews
Basically, Peter is 99.9 percent certain that Yondu is his dad. He's wrong.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yandu U. - Complete
Floor Appreciation by DarkestSight reviews
Tony tries to appreciate the floor while Bruce tries to deal with the force that is Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
He, him, she, her, it, I, you by flashwitch reviews
Peter has been saying the wrong thing this whole time and he never even realised.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., Yandu U. - Complete
Home by ShivaVixen reviews
At long last, they have found a place to call home, with people who accept them as they are- imperfect losers with nowhere else to go.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Captures and Cassette Tapes by DjDangerLove reviews
There's a man trying to capture Rocket, but then Quill shows up. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Batteries Not Included by Pegasus reviews
A missing scene, set right after the opening scene of the film. Contains one or two spoilers, but nothing major if you're familiar with the background story.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yandu U. - Complete
No Need for Worry by DjDangerLove reviews
Quill's injured after being tortured. Rocket isn't worried. He's really not, or so he says. One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Ears Aren't Just for Listening by DjDangerLove reviews
Rocket is injured and Quill makes sure to stand by the statement he made to Corpsmen Dey. "I'm going to look out for them." One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax
That Walkman by Faliara reviews
"Hey, Quill." "Yeah?" "Why do you bring that thing with you anyway?" "What?" "That." Peter grabbed it, fumbling with it for a second. "Ah. It's a Walkman."
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2014
Gravity by cole-lit reviews
Five times gravity was optional for Robin and one time it ambushed him. (From yj anon meme)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Richard G./Robin - Complete
Donatello Drabbles by Laughter's Tears reviews
A series of drabbles about Donatello. Mostly character study, the occasional dash of humor thrown in.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Donatello
A Comedy to Those Who Think by whitchry9 reviews
All the Avengers think in different ways, but somehow it all works out in the end.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
7 Two Red Birds by Ezra Cross reviews
REWRITTEN! Clint, Banner, Tony, Natasha, and Pepper all make a trip to the mall to stock up. While the men head to Red Robin for some much needed lunch (and fight over lemons in their drinks) their status as Avengers catches up with them. Who are the gun-wielding men after Bruce Banner? And to what lengths with Tony and Clint go to keep the Hulk from being unleashed?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Enemies List by Qweb reviews
Even when you have massive firepower at your disposal, you can't kill everyone all at once. As the events of CA:TWS unfold, the bad guys send attackers after all their enemies who are out of range. At the top of their enemies list are the Avengers. Begins during CA: TWS. Spoilers for all Marvel movies after Avengers and for AOS. Chapters for all Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Wires by PenPatronus reviews
While struggling to evade the authorities, save Barton's life and cure Tony from radiation poisoning, the Avengers discover that Loki had a backup plan, and earth is still in danger. A sequel to the movie, featuring Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner, also Clint, Natasha, Thor and Loki. Friendship, angst, drama, lots of hurt / comfort.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Of Train Rides, Making Friends and the Founding of Rome by guineapiggie reviews
"Everybody else seemed to look forward to Hogwarts without a second thought, but Remus was mostly scared. Which was probably why he stood around outside the compartments for over twenty minutes until he managed to pluck up the courage to open one of the doors." Countless friendships begin on that train, this is how theirs came to be. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lyall L. - Complete
Losing Sunlight by TheOneThatGotAway99 reviews
'You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You never know, dear, how much I love you. Please, don't take my sunshine away.' Ignoring the battle still waging behind him, Leo focused his full attention on detecting a hint of green or flash of orange in the roiling waters below. "Mikey!" [short, angsty one-shot; I'm in a mood; art by Sneefee]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Morbid Chess Battles by SqueakyTheDuck reviews
Shakespeare, a chess board, small explosions, and tiny silver arrows. Just another day at Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
The Avenger's Gift Exchange by theaterinspired reviews
It is Christmas Time in the Avenger's Tower. Pepper suggests that the team do a Secret Santa gift exchange. This is a story about the team and the gifts they give and receive from one another. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
5 Reasons Natasha Knew Something Was Very Wrong with Clint by scribblemyname reviews
Clint should have known Natasha wouldn't just drop the matter, and maybe he had known but had hoped he'd manage to get out of giving her a straight answer anyway.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Zirconium by Uniasus reviews
When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Little Snippets by TimidBookworm reviews
Random scenes in which have popped into my brain. Humor, brotherly fluff-ness, and anything else that might stop by my door. Open to suggestions/ideas.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 35,429 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012
2 Lithium Hawkeye by Ezra Cross reviews
Clint and Tony whump! the two are sent on a trip to Amsterdam, but never make it so far before they are attacked mid-air. Tony must keep Clint alive, even if it means draining his ARC until he's dead. THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN! SAY WA? This now officially follows the awesome story arc of the others. enjoy the changes!(109,499 readers to date!)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Just a Consultant by Midgardian's Enchantment reviews
Tony Stark knew he was never really made a full – on Avenger. That didn't stop him from offering up his tower, toys, and money (and his heart) to the program in hopes of securing his spot on the team of Earths Mightiest Heroes. Yeah, he knew he was still just a consultant. How could he not with the way he was treated? Not Part of Watching the Sunset Disappear
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Ghost Heart by Gospel Stonemad reviews
It takes the Avengers a surprisingly long time to figure out why Steve doesn't want to live in the tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Gentle Heart by Gospel Stonemad reviews
Steve thought that agreeing to live in the tower would help his life settle down. He was so wrong. Rated for Clint's dirty mouth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Stormy Weather by WofOZ reviews
When things get serious it is only human to get a little spooked. Here's how it works, you live, you breathe, you exist together. You may even die together but you will never, EVER dissapoint one another. A feel good piece with our favorite Five-0 boys. Not a slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Not a Perfect Soldier, But a Good Man by DjDangerLove reviews
One-shot: Only family can let you go and carry you at the same time. When Steve is injured in battle, he begins to understand. No slash. Rated T just in case.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Let's Take a Day by Qweb reviews
The day of the Battle of Manhattan was full of drama and danger. The day after was no picnic either...or what happened when Tony Stark woke up with two assassins sitting on his bed. A Very Good Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Soldier On by WofOZ reviews
Brother's aren't necessarily related by blood. They can be two people who simply annoy the hell out of each other or amuse each other while silently expressing on overwhelming protectiveness for their partner in crime. On this day one hero tries to save another but in the end, it's all just another moment for Five-0's two famous leaders to suffer through and soldier on.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Steve M., Danny W., Chin Ho K. - Complete
Job Interview by Red Tigress reviews
SPOILERS FOR CAP2. At the end of the day, Maria Hill needs a new job. Ficlet, one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Agent Maria Hill, Pepper P. - Complete
Nothing but a Hound Dog by RoseDragonWitch reviews
Sirius Black… we know that he was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. We've all seen Harry's point of view—but what about Sirius's? From the moment Harry is born to falling through the veil—this jail bird is making a break for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 133,394 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Random Feature by Nienna Nir reviews
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who Mindstorm and those who don't. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Lapse of Memory by IronicVeghead reviews
When an injury gives Wally temporary amnesia he wakes up in the med bay with no idea who Artemis is, nonetheless the fact that she's his wife. He does, however, think that the blonde woman by his bed is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. Spitfire Oneshot. Based on the video of the man who forgets his wife out of surgery.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
The Way It Ends by Livin4Jesus reviews
Everything suddenly seemed to move in slow motion. Bruce glanced to the left to see nothing but a pair of headlights headed straight for them. "TONY!" he screamed, just before everything went black. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Silence by Flynne reviews
Donatello's brothers and Leatherhead have cured his mutation and rescued him from Bishop. Even though Don is safe at home, he's used to having all the answers...but all he has are questions. Takes place immediately after "Good Genes".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Donatello - Complete
Harry Meets Teddy by ShelPenguin reviews
A short-ish one shot about when Harry first meets his godson, Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
Gargoyles, Meet New York by JynxedDraca reviews
{Previously Brooklyn, Meet Pepper Spray} Series of one-shots delving into the lives of our favorite clan. Will get updated sporadically, rated for death non-canon , drugs, nudity and dirty language. Will eventually feature all characters.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011
Fallen by Qweb reviews
An Avengers battle leaves two teammates damaged, one physically, one emotionally. Action, humor, angst and whump, plus an amazing rescue and an argument about archaic weapons. Set in the "A Very Good Team" universe. All the team except Thor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Thank You, Pepper by avengerteam reviews
A series of one-shots with Pepper interacting with the rest of the Avengers. She's part of their family!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Pepper P. - Complete
OSHA Doesn't Inspect Here Any More by Nienna Nir reviews
Mornings in Avengers Tower are always busy. Mornings when more than seventy-five percent of the residents have travel plans are really busy. Mornings when morons derail those plans? Well, that's when things get interesting. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Triggers by watchmedance reviews
PTSD – Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. All the Avengers feel its effects, some more than others, and while they might try their best to hide the triggers – they're always there and they're always going to show in the end.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Complete
Struck by a Lightning by headinthecloudsgirl reviews
Clint had a gut feeling that this day was going to suck and it proved to be right - fighting giant slimy worms wasn't enough so he had to go the extra mile and get struck by a lightning... just a normal day, right? Deaf!Clint, some h/c and a caring team :)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Unconventional by rationalbookworm reviews
A series of one shots. Life of the Avengers according to the Military Alphabet. Goes over friendships, relationships, ups and downs, and just plain mayhem that follows the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Mai-Tai's and Machine Guns by WofOZ reviews
A terror cell is infiltrating Hawaii while on its way to destroying North America. It's up to Five-0 and their unwavering solidarity as a unit to stop a potential "doomsday" event from happening. The only problem? When Steve decided shooting his partner was the only way to accomplish that mission.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,017 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
What's in a Name by Qweb reviews
Natasha wants Steve to have some fun. Based on the trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Not a Very Good Team story. Not RomanRogers, either.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Unsung Hero by WofOZ reviews
Danny is a detective born and bred straight out of the book of "law and order", his partner? Not so much. This is a tale of a late night visitor that gives a frustrated detective an awakening to his partner's genuine humanity. Steve McGarrett, the man with the absolute need to make sure everyone ELSE survives. *Sigh*.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Danny W., Steve M., OC - Complete
Feature Presentation by Nienna Nir reviews
December's a time for friends and family, a time for tradition. And, if you're an Avenger, a time for exploding Christmas decorations to interfere with your evening. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Shawarma by usa123 reviews
Tony Stark coerces the team into eating shawarma after the Battle of New York. In hindsight, a trip to the hospital may have been more appropriate. Tag to the Avengers. Entire team involved. Cover image used with permission.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Butterfly Snippets by Ravenietta reviews
They may be a team, but they're also a family and they prove it everyday. Drabbles. Pre-timeskip focusing on main characters. Team!Bonding, romance, friendship, fluff, angst. Chapter 39: "I'm going to turn up the training simulator to Level Six," Black Canary said. "This time, try not to play with your food, children."
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Conner K./Superboy
Noise Pollution by Santana2 reviews
Five times the team tried to get Tony Stark to shut up. And the one time it worked. T is for safety.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Navy SEAL Down by WofOZ reviews
Danny was honestly convinced it was physically impossible for a Navy SEAL to get sick. It just didn't happen and Steve had oddly proved that time and time again. At least that was the case until the Commander's body decided enough was enough and it couldn't be proven anymore.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Steve M., Danny W., Kono K., Chin Ho K. - Complete
Protective by shinobi-turtleducks reviews
Hulk liked to protect his team. That's why Fury was banging his head off his desk in resignation. Banner did not approve of agents giving Barton a hard time because of his possession, especially not when the team was enjoying some downtime in the park. They dealt with the agents in various ways, but Fury just wants to know why one of his agents is in Antarctica. No slash. Oneshots
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Freezing Hot by WofOZ reviews
Danny is afraid of small spaces; he finally admitted it to his Five-0 partner after a few years of developing an unbreakable, undeniable trust with one another. What happens when in an effort to alleviate his best friends panic, our dear Super SEAL reveals a petrifying fear of his own?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Doppelganger by TheRantDragon reviews
"You think you have a real place on your precious Team? You're just a joke to them, an amusement that can't stop eating two times his own body weight every other hour." Companion piece to IronicVeghead's 'Imposter'.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Every Thousand Miles by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
...or, Steve Rogers and the long road home. One-shots containing whump (lots of this), action, drama, humor, friendship, bro-feels, and Loki. And surprisingly, quite a bit of Tony Stark. Finally Complete!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Donatello's 'A Christmas Carol' by Rachel Erica reviews
Donnie is quite the scrooge when he is frustrated by his family's blowing off the Mutagen mission to celebrate Christmas, and he puts a damper on everyone's Christmas spirit. A few words spoken in anger have him soon wanting to take back what he said, once he gets a peek at what could be. (Gift for YAYProductions) Nominated for Best Happy Ending in 2013 Fanfic Competition!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
You Better Watch Out by Nienna Nir reviews
It's Christmas time, and what says Christmas more than the hustle and bustle of New York shoppers. Steve's ideas for team bonding never, ever go like he plans.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Friday the 13th by Red Tigress reviews
Tony Stark claims he's cursed. The other Avengers maintain it's just him. (Team fic but Tony-centric, whump, team bonding, some language.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by Nienna Nir reviews
They say time heals all wounds but Clint Barton knows that more than anything, time festers and the things we regret eat away at us like an infection. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
War Buddies by alcimines reviews
After the invasion of New York, Logan is surprised to see an old friend on the news. He decides it's time for them to meet again.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete
Imposter by IronicVeghead reviews
["Little baby Crock. Least talented of her criminal family, and the least talented of her perfect team. Give up already, you'll always lag behind. In speed, in brains, and in love," He spat, in a perfect replication of Wally's voice that had Artemis wavering in her determination.] A Oneshot based on the Psimon battle in Young Justice Legacy. Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
5 Times Tony had an Asthma Attack, and 1 Time he didn't by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Sometimes, being Tony Stark really sucked. Having Asthma was part of it, you know...being allergic to Cold...and Cats...and Dust and Pollen...and Exercise- okay screw that. Having Asthma just sucked in general.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Becoming a 'Normal' Family by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot: Natasha was never one to believe in always getting what she wanted out of life, but deep down, she realizes that she wants, needs Tony to trust her. She knows this will likely never happen, she burned Stark once already after all. "You know, they already consider you family. You don't have to go out of your way to convince them."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Phobia by WofOZ reviews
The reason why Danny has clausterphobia. It's just a mild case but it really doesn't need to be a "thing", does it Steve?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
The New Suit by Qweb reviews
Cap tries on his new SHIELD combat suit. Based on the trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Not a "Very Good Team" story.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Cuffed by Mrs Sheppard18 reviews
When Steve and Danny find themselves at the mercy of a revenge-seeking criminal, it's up to Chin and Kono to find them before it's too late. Steve whump, Danny whump.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,286 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Shopping is a Pleasure by Nienna Nir reviews
The Avengers get in some down time after a rough mission and decide to spend it acting like normal people for a change. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Unavoidable by Jettara1 reviews
Everyone turns to Hiccup for advice about dragons especially when they get into mischief but what happens when Hiccup comes down sick? If there's one thing Stoick instilled in his only child is to not show weakness. Can Hiccup still help tame the dragons or he push himself to the breaking point trying to prove he's not the weak little runt his people once thought he was? fluff/cute
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Hiccup, Stoick] [Snotlout, Spitelout] - Complete
Blind Sight by Leonardo1885 reviews
Sequel to Alone in the Darkness - you don't have to read it before you read this one but it would be best if you did. When two turtles go missing and one is too injured to fight it is up to Leo to save them. But will he let his disability hold him back?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Last Straw by WofOZ reviews
You triumph as a team. You suffer as a team. You live, love and laugh as a team. Not enough sleep, too much coffee and an abundance of bad days lead two Five-0 members to have the biggest smack down of arguments they've ever had. The worst part? They may never get the chance to say they're sorry.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Danny W., Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
A Darker Fall by StormyNight108 reviews
Alternate ending to Invasion of the Squirrel-anoids. Raph was so close, yet, it wasn't enough to save his baby brother from being pulled into the pits of the draining waters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Two Pair by Qweb reviews
Danny Williams and Steve McGarrett meet Iron Man and Captain America and Danny explains that superheroes are the one thing he doesn't miss about being a New Jersey cop.
Crossover - Hawaii Five-0 & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Danny W., Steve M., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Upbeat by spikala reviews
Not everything has to be doom and gloom. A collection of drabbles, just for fun, set in the DC Animated Universe. Ficlet 7: Flash once again runs into difficulties with his supersuit.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Taken by SamanthaKathy reviews
Charlie is in Hawaii for a math conference, and Don is along for a well earned vacation. But as Charlie is kidnapped and Don is injured, the Five-0 team might be the only hope of Charlie being found in time.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Don E., Charlie E., Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
One Choice to Make a Difference by jlmill9 reviews
This is a sequel to my reading the Harry Potter books series that I did, where the marauders and Lily are allowed to have one memory from that experience to try and changer their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 165 - Words: 533,762 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P.
Tokusatsu by Nienna Nir reviews
It's Movie Night in Avengers Tower. With so many differing personalities it's hard sometimes to find a film that everyone enjoys. If it's Tony's night to pick, even more so. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Great Danny Williams by WofOZ reviews
It's not the job you do, it's the person you are. No sleep, little food, more than too much coffee; the team at Five-0 will not rest until their detective is found. Apparently, half the United States feels exactly the same way. Why? Because Ohana is everything and everything is Ohana.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Danny W., Chin Ho K., Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
The Turtles Watch TMNT Mini Episodes by Jaddis reviews
As the title suggests, our favorite mutant turtles find the mini episodes on YouTube. Poor Mikey just can't get a break. *Previously known as Randomchick16.*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Promise That Comes with a Name by DjDangerLove reviews
He's been called Uncle Steve plenty of times, but now he finally understands what it means. One-shot. No slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Steve M., Grace W., Danny W. - Complete
A Return to Normalcy by ibohemianam reviews
A continuation of my Clint-throwing, dealing with the aftermath of a near-disaster.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Nat's Boys by Nienna Nir reviews
It was Captain America's team, ask anyone you like. Anyone, that is, who wasn't Phil Coulson. Not that Phil would necessarily tell you the truth, he'd offer his half-indulgent smile and a knowing look. But he knew. He knew who'd built the team from the ground up. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Shield by Qweb reviews
Coulson gives Ward a history lesson. (Updated to fix formatting issues.)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/29/2013 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, M. Hill - Complete
ʻAlepapeka by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Multi-chapter fic: [Alphabet]. The lives of our four favorite crime fighters, summed up neatly by the twenty-six letters of the alphabet. A collection of stand-alone vignettes featuring guest appearances from Grace, Kamekona, Charlie, Max, and the Noshimuri brothers. Multi-pairings, multi-genres. Spoilers for seasons one through three.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Kono K., Steve M., Danny W., Chin Ho K.
The Little Princesses by Tara Laurel reviews
Halloween fanfic. "'Maybe you're like a piñata. What do you think, Mercer? If we bust you open, what will come out' Jack heard his name screamed in unison as three sets of hands pulled him off the sidewalk and behind a tall hedge. He managed to yell for the girls to run before a hand clamped over his mouth." Bobby & Jack take Daniela & Amelia trick-or-treating. R&R please!
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Bobby M., Jack M. - Complete
The Innocence of Weapons by Two Ladies of Quality reviews
Tony knows who will look after him when the chips are down. Dummy's been hiding secrets.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Weaknesses Are Best Shared by Helenaholland reviews
Clint has been keeping a secret from the avengers, he's deaf and only Natasha knows. When something happens during a battle how will the others react? And what will the impact of this be afterwards? Rating for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Shanghai Dangerous by Red Tigress reviews
Clint and Natasha meet up with Tony in Shanghai. Not on purpose. But A.I.M. also shows up, so they just have to put their differences aside and deal. Rated for canon-typical violence. Also whump and humor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Quotient by Nienna Nir reviews
There are no dummies in Avengers Tower, there aren't even any average people. Sometimes the brightest crayon in the box isn't exactly whom you might think it is. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shock Factor by Nienna Nir reviews
Super soldiers have amazing metabolism which is great for healing super fast. It's not so great if the super soldier needs anesthesia. Tony Stark has this stuff covered though because if there's a will there's a technological way. The problem with coming up with amazing technological solutions is that eventually you get in a situation where you have to field test them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Means To An End by Fifilla reviews
After a cruel attempt on his life, Danny is in critical condition while the rest of the team needs to find out if he was just a random victim or if there's more behind it all. (Danny whump, Steve angst – no slash, no deathfic!)
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,739 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Modus Operandi by Nienna Nir reviews
Some of the best research in the world is going on at Avengers Tower, and the most cutting edge breakthroughs are coming out of the labs on level sixty-six. At least that's what Steve has been told. He's pretty sure "Scientific Advancement" is a relative term for what goes on in Technology Candy Land. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
What Defines You by Red Tigress reviews
She found the billionaire-genius-playboy-philanthropist minutes later. Crouched where the wall met the floor, arms covering his head, trembling, wheezing, and wide-eyed, he was suddenly none of the self-appointed descriptors. (Natasha-Tony friendship fic.One-shot.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Four Years by WofOZ reviews
Slow times at Five-0 allow them to focus on just what makes them the seemless team they are. A team that was only possible because of their half-cocked slightly O.C.D. Navy SEAL commander. Come hell or a laced mail bag, they'd be there for one another 100%. Steve? He just wants to know what's in that damn box on Danny's desk...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Retrograde by Dogstar-Black reviews
A series of one-shots that take place in my 'Protective Reasoning' universe. Will mostly be focused on Clint and Natasha's various exploits through SHIELD before The Avengers. They won't be in any particular order, and won't be updated regularly. Just when the inspiration strikes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Great Pretender by Nienna Nir reviews
Steve's settling into his new life and slowly learning to make friends with his new team. Everyone but Tony that is. The man must have a thousand patents and Steve's pretty sure he holds the one on being an irritating pain in the ass. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Thor - Complete
Lacking in the Details by Sleepyreader13 reviews
At first glance, SHIELD files are exceptionally thorough. They seem to hold everything about you, and for most that would be more than enough. But, as they spend more and more time with their team, the Avengers learn just how much those files left out. They learn about the souls behind the masks, and how those files are woefully lacking in the details they know they need.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Undeniable Plausibility by Nienna Nir reviews
In which the team speculates on the potentially existing romantic relationships between SHIELD assets and Darcy introduces everyone to fandom. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B., Thor - Complete
Demolishing the Drawing Board by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Clint and Steve decide that Tony needs to learn to defend himself... without the suit. A series of one-shots focused on various mishaps and accidents involved. Because, of course, Tony is just that difficult. Pre-quel to The Dark Horse. Rated for Language, Injuries, and Whump. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R.
Recordatio by Nienna Nir reviews
After the war there's a little unfinished business the trio needs to tackle in order to set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Kodachrome by Nienna Nir reviews
A storage container with Steve's name on it turns up in the bowels of SHIELD and its contents reveal startling truths about the past as well as the future he's living now. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Fear to Friendship by Zothar reviews
Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Ending in Carnage by Qweb reviews
Steve is running for his life and a familiar silver car comes rushing to the rescue.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Mostly Dead All Day by Nienna Nir reviews
Natasha Romanov doesn't take anyone's crap. No one's. That's why Phil Coulson is so sorry that she took his. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Where It Hurts by Nienna Nir reviews
If you can't take the heat you should stay out of the kitchen. The same applies to the wrath of super heroes and Avenger's Tower. Of course, wrath is messy, and somebody has to clean up after the kids. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Suggestion, Sir by AndroidAva reviews
Tony Stark hardly ever took anyone's opinions into consideration. Especially Jarvis. He's come to regret that decision. Event's that follow Protocol Clean Slate. (So Basically after Iron Man 3)
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony
Real Women Wear Dresses by Nienna Nir reviews
It was supposed to be a simple night out in New York, a chance for the ladies of Avengers Tower to kick back with some drinks, get together, have a few laughs... So how did it all go so badly so quickly? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Agent Phil Coulson, Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Out of Control by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Danny had been sure. Danny had been so damn sure.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Feelings Are A Liability by MirrorImage003 reviews
Natasha Romanoff was a professional. She was built without emotions, without feelings. So why was she panicking? Teamfic. Natasha-centric. Rated for violence and language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
He Can't Be Dead by AngelShep reviews
Spoilers for Iron Man 3. This is how the Avengers reacted to what happened during Iron Man 3, as they one by one discovered Tony was presumed dead.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Places I Never Want to See Again: World Geography, by Clint Barton by SamiCausti reviews
A lot of people have misconceptions about nice places around the world. Venice. New Jersey. Brazil. I'm here to correct those misconceptions, and if anyone has a problem with that, they can talk to my bow and arrows. (A collection of one-shots about places Clint Barton hates and why. T for some language.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Who's the Neanderthal? by Gatetracker reviews
Danny gets more than he bargained for at Kamekonas' food truck.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Danny W. - Complete
Blaze of Glory by Kuailong reviews
Let no one say Tony Stark was not a hero. A death songfic to the song Blaze of Glory, by Bon Jovi.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Little Bit of Danny by Qweb reviews
Occasional Danny-centric ficlets that don't fit any of my longer stories, though I reserve the right to reuse them as needed. Waste not, want not. Chapter 11 is a spoiler for Season 2, episode 1. Ch12 mentions something from 3.09. Ch13 - Daddy Danny on another word kick. Ch14-Danny and pineapple.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Danny W.
Creepy by mintos013 reviews
Alan and Margaret take their kids to Haunted Pasadena for Halloween. Don and Charlie centric. (Mild violence, language)
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Do You Have a Family? by Livin4Jesus reviews
It's not often that he dreams of his imprisonment, but when he does, he comes up fighting. One-shot. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rule One of Science Club by Nienna Nir reviews
Darcy Lewis had known from her first day that Dr. Jane Foster was going places and that those places were probably going to be exciting and potentially well paying. And she'd promised herself that she wouldn't let her total lack of understanding of particle physics stand in her way of a good thing. She just never planned for it to lead her to the middle of New York.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mister In-Between by Nienna Nir reviews
After seventy years napping in a glacier there are always going to be loose ends to tie up, and that's why it's good to have the help of friends in high places. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Catch by Oni-Panda379 reviews
At the moment, while Hulk looked down at the unresponsive and tattered Tony, there was something both Hulk and Bruce could agree on. They liked Tony. They didn't want to see him die.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Toy Story by Nienna Nir reviews
Tony Stark buys things, expensive things. Sometimes he buys things he shouldn't. Sometimes he thinks he has a really good reason, and sometimes it all just kind of blows up in his face. Especially when the things he buys come with an NC-17 rating. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Payback's a Rugrat by Nienna Nir reviews
Never let it be said that Tony Stark doesn't pay his debts, generously, exorbitantly even. Though mostly he'd just be happier not ever being in anyone's debt at all. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
In Sleepless Watches of the Night by Nienna Nir reviews
War is Hell, and the Avengers have seen more than their fair share of Hell. Coming out the other side okay is all about the people who have your back. Really good hot chocolate doesn't hurt either. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Steve vs the Doobsteps by Hoperise reviews
He's Steve Rogers. He's a man out of time. He's got a rathole apartment and occasionally thoughtless neighbours. It's pretty obvious why he can't sleep. Contains Swedish EDM and French cursing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bots by starkanium reviews
Hawkeye and Iron man go on a mission that's too overwhelming for either of them without the rest of the Avengers. Tony!whump
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In Which Tony Stark Buys the Avengers by Nienna Nir reviews
Tony Stark doesn't play well with others as a general rule. When he does manage to find people he can get along with he does what he can to keep them, and if that means resorting to some slightly underhanded tactics then so be it. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Evasive Maneuvers by The North Wyn reviews
Steve is enjoying a very beautiful and peaceful morning, when he is most unexpectedly ambushed by Natasha. Things kind of...get weird from there.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
To Whom This May Concern by Yum reviews
Tony gets a visitor to his workshop. It pretty much goes downhill from there.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Song Drabbles by Youkaineko reviews
Song challenge-set playlist to shuffle, you have the length of the song to write the fanfiction. We also specified the character. Some are happy, some sad. NOT a songfic. NO SLASH. Slight BlackHawk, but nothing major. K just in case
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Best Medicine by WofOZ reviews
Life is filled with laughs and tears, smiles and fears but in the end, it's the company you keep that can make all the difference. With the boss late on a ridiculously early morning call, a certain detective decides the world needs more laughter. And his teammate decides to come along for the ride.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Danny W., Chin Ho K., Steve M. - Complete
Partners in Crime by Qweb reviews
A stolen car. Stolen diamonds. Are McGarrett and Williams partners in crime? Someone thinks so and he's taken Steve to force Danny to return his stolen merchandise.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Hijacked by rewob17 reviews
Danny and Gabby are flying back to Oahu after Gabby returns to Hawaii, but thieves target Gabby and hijack the flight when Danny intervenes. Can the Five-0 team figure out what happened, find the hijacked plane and keep Gabby safe? Danny whump.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,664 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Steve M., Danny W.
A Midnight Rumble by SxyMo0finMan
Tony's been working all night and just wants a cup of coffee. Is that so much to ask for? Apparently so because things don't go as planned.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Who I Am by Julia451 reviews
Each of the six Avengers defines themselves.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
His World by Kermit's Soft Kitty reviews
No-one told Tony Stark he would be the last guy standing. One-shot. Happy ending? You decide.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bruises by Initial A reviews
The Avengers regroup to capture Loki after Tony falls back through the portal. Implied interest. Fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In Too Deep by starrgirl22 reviews
A rewrite of Season 1 Episode 16. There is more explanation in my author's notes.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Turtle Luck by Flynne reviews
A simple errand takes a deadly turn for Splinter, Leonardo, and Michelangelo. When Raphael and Donatello leave the lair to search for their missing father and brothers, danger follows close behind.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
don't sell no alibi by isawet reviews
After Malia, Kono takes Chin on a roadtrip-or the metaphorical equivalent when you live on an island you can drive around in less than four hours. Teamfic.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Steve M., Danny W., Chin Ho K., Kono K. - Complete
Best Laid Plans (Often Go Awry) by Kuailong reviews
Sometimes Tony is a bit stupid. The team gets that, accepts it. But this time, Tony has gone too far. And if he survives this latest stupid move, he'll be hearing about it from the entire team. For a long time to come. OR That time Tony let the arc reactor housing get infected and thoroughly freaked the rest of the team out.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pipe Down by Jelsemium reviews
Inspired by Qweb's A Very Good Team: Nick has to make the best of a lose-lose situation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Cerulean Sky by Qweb reviews
Steve and Danny have a contest of words, but the view is the winner.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Danny W., Steve M.
The Youngest Old Man by I'mJustMeMyselfandI reviews
Wally will never tell them how old he really is. Oneshot.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
It's in the Blood by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
What if the events of Iron Man 2 didn't happen until after the Avengers? How would the team react to the knowledge one of their own was dying? Requested from Youwannabekate. Some Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Stranded by brycewhite reviews
A 'what if' version of the Season 3 episode "Lana I Ka Moana" (Adrift). What if Gil Scates wounded one of the guys in the boat before he left them stranded in the middle of the ocean in a leaky dinghy? Warnings for language. Gen. (first H50 fanfic!) (see fic for further notes)
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,641 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Into the Fire by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
When an attempt on Tony's life is tied to a series of escalating bombing throughout the Middle East, a mission is started that stretches the fragile bonds of trust and friendship that have been forged along with two men's sanity. Sequel to Oxycodone Days.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 101,748 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Reactive Strategies by herworship429 reviews
Sometimes, the only way to beat the bullies was to be smarter.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Starkasm by PlushChrome reviews
Sometimes, annoying your team mates is just too easy. Started as a one-shot, will be a small series instead. Slight Pepperony, Tonycentric with appearences from the rest of the team and Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,802 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tony's Girls by Initial A reviews
A collection of ficlets, short stories, vignettes, drabbles, and other strings of words about Tony and Pepper's unconventional family. Secondary pairing: Steve/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Hawaii 5 Point 0 by Qweb reviews
When an earthquake hits Oahu, Five-0 faces death-defying rescues, after-shocking action and, literally, lots of fireworks. Set in January season 2 when an earthquake actually hit the Big Island. Our favorite foursome with just a little Lori. Rated T for some language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
I Hate That Word by Red Tigress reviews
One-shot, drabble. Pepper hated that word, "Girlfriend".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Added Tension by Red Tigress reviews
Slightly spoiler-y for IM3. One-shot. Tony has to dive into the Hudson during a battle.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Coming Together Again by FireflySummer reviews
Spoilers for Iron Man 3. Tony Stark's supposed death at the hand of the Mandarin did not go unnoticed by the other Avengers. Unbeknownst to all, he's set the gears turning again, beginning to draw the band of misfit superheroes together once more. The reactions of the five other Avengers, plus a bonus.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
Uncomprehending by Rose Mello reviews
SPOILERS FOR IRONMAN 3. Everyone thought that Tony Stark was dead. It was on the tabloids, heard on radio and reported on live television. But where were the Avengers? Where were they when Tony's Malibu mansion collapsed and he went missing? Each Avenger's reaction to hearing the news. One chapter for every character and a final aftermath of confrontation. Family/Friendship/Angst.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Guardians by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
'AIM had been getting better at covering their tracks and so when they find Tony again he's been missing for seventeen days.' Short, team-centric fic, mainly Tony and Bruce. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Lighter by Tara Laurel reviews
Jack needs something to help him cope and Bobby might be able to help. Oneshot.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Jack M., Bobby M. - Complete
Spotlight by OliveBranchStories reviews
After the Battle of New York most of the Avengers leave for a variety of personal reasons. A few weeks later Bruce sees on the news that Tony is being sued because everybody thinks Stark Tower created the wormhole. Bruce hates the city but he can't just leave Tony to take the fall for the Avengers again. One shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
5x Pepper Bonded With An Avenger by TheVelvetRose 1120 reviews
And 1 time those bonds were cemented. Pepper-centric with TONS of Pepperony, swearing, action, fluff, banter, and most of all, friendship. Everyone lives at the Tower. And why we all love Pepper Potts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Pepper P. - Complete
If the Night Runs Over by Nienna Nir reviews
The Avengers consist of; A genetically engineered super-soldier, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a Norse god, a nuclear physicist with rage issues, a biotechnologically enhanced assassin, and a guy with a bow. This is the story of how the guy with the bow decided that being family to a bunch of misfits wasn't so bad.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Cerulean St Cloud by Qweb reviews
Bored at a party, Tony Stark meets the mysterious woman known as Cerulean St. Cloud. By the time the night is over, Tony will need his armor, SHIELD and Captain America in order to defeat the bad guys. And Tony wasn't even the one in trouble. (NOT a Tony/OC romance, I promise.) Same "universe" as "A Very Good Team."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Just Keep Breathing by rewob17 reviews
Danny drops Grace off for a birthday party and ends up in a fight for his life. The team must figure out what happened and keep it from happening again. Danny whump.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,732 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Danny W. - Complete
Perspective by Red Tigress reviews
Tony reverts back to his eight-year old self for a few days. Everyone gains some new perspective. But when Tony changes back, he has to have some heart to heart talks with his teammates. Some mentions of violence towards kids (but not by Howard). Rated for that and language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Little Sounds by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot : Clint! Deaf-fic "You know what I did the other day? I went to bed, and I actually slept. The first time since Loki, I actually managed to sleep. I didn't do anything, I just listened to waves on some beach, and some seagulls squawking loudly and some kids laughing in the surf…and then I woke up. And it was gone."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Five Times an Asgardian Took Thor's Place by Red Tigress reviews
...and one time Thor came. Rated for language, some violence later on. Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Five Times Phil Coulson Saved Them by Red Bess Rackham reviews
Sometimes, the team members need help. This is five times Phil Coulson saved them... and one time they saved him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R., Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Story of Claire and Quil by DuskitMermaid reviews
Claire and Quil's story as Claire grows up, involving the dramas of anything a teenage girl growing up around so-called mythical creatures with unreasonable parents can think of. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 236,304 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Worth Suffering For by YukinaKid reviews
No matter what, Clint always had their backs- even if he happens to be a bit overbooked. Clint!whump, minor Team!whump, with a good dose of dysfunctional family banter thrown in. One shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Definition & Overuse of 'Nice' by Red Bess Rackham reviews
In which Tony sorta misled Pepper about the caliber of the restaurant, and Pepper's kinda pissed about it. Tony/Pepper, Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] - Complete
That Which Sustains Me by windscryer reviews
The villain of the week thinks he's found the Avengers weakest link. When will they ever learn? [Post-Avengers] [Gen]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Rescue by Red Tigress reviews
One-shot. Pepper was never one to give up. Even in the face of A.I.M.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Healing by Rosimae reviews
Companion piece to chapter 5 of Broken, or: Other legends aren't so fond of Jack Frost becoming a Guardian. Rated T cause of blood, that and I'm paranoid.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,628 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Negative Space by Frost on Maples reviews
Negative space - the space around and between the subject of an image. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Stand Down by Irene Claire reviews
When a traumatized Army Corporal takes hostages in the TAMC emergency room, Steve and team must come to the rescue of a little girl, the ER Doctor and an injured Danny. Featuring my OC's Doctor Ramirez and wife Ellen from my earlier stories (Rabbit Stew, etc). Loosely based on an old H50 original story line that was very unsatisfying since it just "ended" so abruptly.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Missing Scene: What Happens to Pepper when Tony Goes Missing by TrickPhotography reviews
Of all the things Pepper Potts had prepared for, this certainly wasn't one of them. Scene from Iron Man.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Pauaho by Fifilla reviews
"Good morning partner. Gonna be late. See you at the office." Who would have thought that a simple text message would lead to gunshots at the office, a frantic search in the wild and a desperate fight for survival?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,134 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Poisoned Hearts by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge:"…So the only thing keeping me alive is killing me? Ironic, isn't it. I'm dying because of the one thing that keeps me alive, how the hell am I supposed to live with this Jarvis?" Tony groaned, head in hand while Jarvis paused, thinking through what to say. "I do not think you can, Sir." Some Swearing
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Thor Thinking Things Through by VampireApple reviews
Five times Thor did not understand slang, and one time he still didn't.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thor - Complete
Drowned In Seas Like That by Jevvica reviews
5-0 is forced to look at responsibility and teamwork when Danny nearly dies in a blown investigation.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Five Times Percy Fell by kalina16 reviews
Five times Percy fell, and the one time he wanted to.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Five Times the Team Defended Each Other by Victoria LeRoux reviews
... and one time they didn't have to. Based on Red Tigress' prompt: An Avenger overhears a SHIELD agent say something bad about another team member and loses it. Part one: Clint and Steve
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R.
My Greatest Creation by BatNeko reviews
Tony's a robot and always has been.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Lessons by Frost on Maples reviews
Nick Fury believes that "Be Prepared" isn't just a motto for boyscouts. Nobody is exempt. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Cult of Evil by Irene Claire reviews
In retaliation for arresting dangerous cult leader Tomas Alvaro, Danny is kidnapped by the cult leader's band of followers. He's held prisoner pending Alvaro's sentencing. The plot for this story is directly inspired by Starsky and Hutch S2.14 entitled 'Blood Bath'.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,299 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
9 Roasted Red Peppers and Hawk Rotisserie by Ezra Cross reviews
Clint could see only the gentle edges of the white-sided architecture sloping into the sea. The waves were cresting, falling to shower the rocks. It would have been beautiful if he wasn't already feeling the pain of Pepper's death ripping through the veneer of his humanity. More Clint whump! a death-defying battle, can Clint keep Pepper safe? will Tony forgive him when he fails?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Flashes by Tara Laurel reviews
"I ain't Ma. I ain't gonna hold your little hand. I'm gonna kick you in the - until what I want to hear comes out your mouth. It's called tough love… Deal with it or see what happens…" Jack's hiding something serious, from everyone. Time for a little intervention, Bobby Mercer style. Pre-Movie.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack M., Bobby M. - Complete
4 Stark Dead by Ezra Cross reviews
REWRITTENAfter weeks of work, Pepper has decided to take Tony out on a date. Trouble is: he wont leave his lab. After being a 3-hour no-show, Clint's sent off to find him. What he uncovers is enough to scare the archer worse then a world devoid of arrows. He must now race against time to save Tony's life, or lose his best friend forever! UPDATE: SLIGHTLY ALTERED ENDING!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Smile on Duke's Face by Qweb reviews
Spoiler for 3.13, Chin's prison episode. Duke Lukela knows Five-0 too well.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Duke L. - Complete
His Name is Ammo by WofOZ reviews
A rough week, a furry rodent and a best friend are all that Steve needs to remind himself he's still a human being. It's amazing what a pet can do for your sanity.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
First Impression by Flynne reviews
One of the Turtles encounters something unexpected.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Complete
Looking Up by JustaPaperTiger reviews
Don has a close call after Charlie gives him his findings, so Charlie worries. But everything turns out okay in the end. I don't own Numb3rs and would really appreciate reviews.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Five Times by Haleykim reviews
Five times Robin had to be carried, and the one time he had to do the carrying.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
More ABC's of Numb3rs by KayValo87 reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly from Charlie's POV, of what life was like growing up as a genius.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Charlie E., Don E.
Ties That Bind by Dogstar-Black reviews
After the events of Protective Reasoning, the team decides they've earned a well deserved vacation and head out to Malibu for a couple weeks. As they should have expected, however, with the Avengers there can't just be a simple, relaxing vacation. No, no, no. That'd be much too easy. *Part of my Protective Reasoning universe, but can be read alone.* Tony/Pepper Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,508 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Loosing My Mind by Qweb reviews
Danny rants about a badly written report. Warning for word abuse. If you suffer from improper spelling, mistaken word-identity or auto spell check bullying, this story may cause flashbacks. If you are seeking help for word abuse, this story may offer some useful tips.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Danny W., Kono K. - Complete
ABC of Charlie Whumps by FencingFilly reviews
ABC of charlie either being injured or needing some sort of medical attention may have a few DON whumps too please be nice this is my first Numb3rs fic
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Charlie E., Don E.
Pains of Friendship by Shadougelover14 reviews
Jack's trip to the Warren turns into a medical emergancy that brings him and Bunny to North's shop.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Five Times the Team Listened to Steve by whimsical-summer reviews
And One Time It Didn't. Follow the Avengers through six really awful missions. Team bonding, kind of. Chapter One: The rescue mission that went south. Too many jerks try to control them, Steve gets shot and Natasha comes too close to dying in a no-holds-barred battle with HYDRA.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
A Walk in the Woods by Qweb reviews
Danny and Steve are beginning to think they can't take a day off. This is a not-so-serious tag to episode 3.10, one of my favorites, with mentions of episodes 3.03 (the one with the dinghy — that's dinghy, with an H) and 1.20 (the corpse on the cliff). Happy New Year!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Dream Quarantine by SilverHeart09 reviews
The team wake up trapped in a dark cell filled with skeletons and chained to the wall. Realising that they've become trapped in a dream state, where there is no way out and they are being tortured with the memories of when they were most vulnerable and afraid, and with one of them deteriorating rapidly, the team has to work together to find a way to wake up before it's too late.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,596 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
How to Stitch a Squirmy Turtle by Muse2488 reviews
Mikey got hurt and it's up to Don to patch him up. The problem? Mikey can't keep still. This is the second story in the challenge by Simone Robinson. The word is 'needle.'
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Christmas Present by Jelsemium reviews
Steve Rogers compares Christmas in the 21st Century to the Christmas of his childhood.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Jelsemium reviews
Steve's desire for homemade cookies leads to a bet between Tony and Clint. Gen, not even any bromance. Rating for possible potty language.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
painting paper hearts by heartacheinn reviews
Captain America is a soldier. Steve Rogers is an artist. Five times he draws each of the Avengers and the one time he draws himself. Family!fic. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor
Adventures of Super SEAL by Qweb reviews
An exploration of Super SEAL's superpowers. Humor, friendship, action, adventure - you get it all with Steve McGarrett. No spoilers, but there's probably some swearing.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
Between A Man and His Sleep by Fairytale Warrior reviews
"Finally the great dragon released a huff and lifted her right wing with careful slowness to reveal the curled up form of Nasuada's most loyal warrior. He was up against Saphira's side looking more content than she'd ever seen him." Eragon sleeps, Nasuada and Saphira worry.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete
A Black and White Affair by Captain Hilts reviews
After Tony Stark's personal savings are hacked by a devious outside source, The Avengers are gathered to find the culprit. Clint Barton is assigned to lead the covert mission...and between the fancy clothes, Stark's attitude and the arrival of an unexpected guest, it just might kill him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Burn It Down by Tara Laurel reviews
"Jack just stood there, watching this stranger die, somehow unable to look away, or even move. He was completely, utterly, frozen." Pre-movie short story. A belated Halloween story. Jack gets into some trouble when he goes off on his own.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Jack M., Bobby M. - Complete
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
Broken by Rosimae reviews
Five times Jack had to fix his staff, and the one time he didn't need to.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,153 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Age Gap by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What If I Was Wrong? by Qweb reviews
Danny Williams knew that the man he'd killed was not Steve McGarrett. Though confused and ill from being beaten and drugged, Danny was sure that the man with McGarrett's face was an impostor. But what if he was wrong?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Watch What You Say by Irene Claire reviews
A test drive of a friend's boat leads to trouble when the boat experiences mechanical issues. The resulting explosion deafens Danny. Shameless whump and angst. December 2012 deleted old chapter 13 regarding losses during the Storm Irene. I don't know if deleting a chapter will republish this? I hope not. My apologies if it does.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,168 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
The Little Things by jackwabbit reviews
Gen, humor. Movieverses (mostly). Team. Spoilers: None. Summary: Some days, it's all about the little things, both literally and metaphorically. Features Black Widow, Iron Man, Captain America, Storm, Hawkeye, and Professor X.
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Charles X./Professor X, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Undercover by Red Tigress reviews
Natasha never breaks cover. Never. (rated for language, violence, whump. Friendship fic.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Food For Thought by Red Tigress reviews
Tony Stark substituted food for words when he didn't know what to say. Drabble.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Search and Rescue by Not.Quite.Sane.In.The.Membrane reviews
When Tony Stark is taken, the remaining Avengers try to get him back. It's already been too long, will they get him back before it's too late? I know, lame summary. Rated for mentions of torture and potty mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,328 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by JazzieG reviews
A day out at the beach with Grace doesn't quite work out the way Danny planned! Of course Danny should have expected it since the pineapple infested hell hole hated him!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,358 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Danny W. - Complete
Murphy's Laws by crazyness101 reviews
A series of one shots concering the famous Murphy's Laws. Set in the 5-0 universe.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tesseract Parasitoid by Del Rion reviews
Loki's words to Tony ("How will your friends have time for me, when they're so busy fighting you?") didn't actually come true – not immediately, anyway. Prequel to "Mindshare".
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Black Depths by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; Tony didn't hate Bangladesh, he just liked knowing every possibility, ever variable about everything, every risk he was taking. Going to Bangladesh? That wasn't calculated. Nor was what he was going to do if they found him again..."Are you ready to accept death, Tony Stark?" Raza hummed, "I'm ready to accept the vision of your corpse on the ground."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Drown by SilverHeart09 reviews
It was meant as a harmless joke, but obviously Clint didn't get the memo. Good thing Pepper's on hand to save the day. One-shot, Pepperony, Tony!Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shock by IronicVeghead reviews
What's Wally to do when Artemis has a severe allergic reaction while they're hanging out in the cave? Featuring Papa Ollie. A birthday fic for ArtemisBlossom's Birthday! Happy Birthday! Spitfire. Oneshot.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Filial Piety by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Percy's thoughts during his estrangement from his father. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
Wally West Killed the Flash! by fencingfan reviews
A similar premise to Guilded's story privacy. Wally West is arrested by Batman and Superman, only they don't know his secret identity yet. FYI rating is for child abuse !Edited as of 10/28/12!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,947 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Snapshots: Life In Hawaii by trekkingalong reviews
An ongoing collection of unrelated short stories, drabbles, and episode tidbits featuring the whole team, Grace, and various guest stars. Enjoy!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Refrence Pages by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Sequal to 'Agnising' (don't have to read; The Avengers find another document sitting on a coffee table...they can't resist. The Avengers read 'Textbook'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Watery Grave by Not2BForgotten reviews
Between major murder sprees and the whole team running on empty Colby is abducted. A long oneshot attempting a unique scenario. Hope you like it!
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Colby G. - Complete
Random Memories by Puldoh reviews
Little Short Stories of the Turtles featuring Mostly Mikey. Random Memories of the turtles lives as they grow up.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Rhodey by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "Colonel James Rhodes, Captain. I've heard a lot about you." The Avengers meet Rhodey. ONESHOT! Slight swearing
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Five Times Cap's Shield got Used Unconventionally by Red Tigress reviews
...one time it didn't, and how it was all connected. Movie-verse. Mostly Cap-centric, with healthy doses of the rest of the team. Rated for language and violence in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Cardio by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Trust by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Trust, the belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of. Rather hard to do that, since the last person you trusted happened to rip out you heart- a rather comical cylinder mechanical heart, but Tony Stark wasn't asking for anything extravagant.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fears by Little-miss-laughs-alot reviews
After a long, hot morning of fighting robots, the Avengers head to the beach. What do they discover about Tony there when a prank goes wrong? No slash, just friendship. Story better than summary.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Jersey Slip by WofOZ reviews
Maybe Danny wasn't always so by the book. Maybe, in a life he'd long since put behind him, he was the one who shot first and asked questions later. Unfortunately for him and the crew of Five 0, those ghosts are about to come back and haunt him. Or just make the team realize Steve isn't the only one who can grin like a Cheshire cat. Friendship Five-0 fic.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,937 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Revelation by sick-atxxheart reviews
As Tony's trust in his team grows, he tells them one by one the truth about the most fragile part of himself - the arc reactor sitting in his chest. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Turtles Gibberish by Okami-chan reviews
A compilation of random, most of which will be unconnected stories set in TMNT. Currently only 03-verse Ch. 9 - Vocab Drabble. Mikey keeps forgetting what exactly being a Ninja entails.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Riot by Strawberrywaltz reviews
The trick in taking out a target at close-range in a riot is getting it done before things get out of hand. It also helps to plan for a riot. Clint-whump/Clintasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Deja Vu by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The team find themselves in a bad situation, one that unfortunately is all too familiar for Tony. Now Tony must find a way to get his team out before history repeats itself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,106 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Little Things by Tara Laurel reviews
"Hey, Bobby." A voice pierced the silence Bobby hadn't even noticed was hanging in the eerily still air...If he wasn't already close to death, he would have guessed his heart stopped right then and there. "Jack?" Bobby's jaw went slack and he felt his clenched, stopped heart begin to race... T for language and content. Read. Review. Enjoy.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Bobby M., Jack M. - Complete
Invisible glue One shot by FallenQueen2 reviews
Hammer tries to take Tony's Arc Reactor and Clint looses it. This whole one shot is full of cliché's just as a heads up. Could be seen as a prequel to Protective Tendencies or as a stand-alone. Enjoy my fellow Bromance lovers! This is made out to Wolf Mirage because she suggested I do this. Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or any character from Ironman 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 163 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Protective Tendencies –One shot- by FallenQueen2 reviews
When Ross came to collect the Hulk, both Bruce and the other guy didn't expect the genius that was Tony Stark to protect him. What Ross didn't count on was how protective the 2 scientists were of each other. Post-movie. Bruce is living with Tony. Science Bro's. Oneshot. Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or any references in this story.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Poltergeist Collection by Phoenixian reviews
The legacy they left behind is legendary. From children to resistance the marauders and their friends gave everything they had for each other and for what they knew was right, often risking, and losing everything for their cause. They will not be forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
First Encounter by stefanie bean reviews
Billy and Charlie Weasley go on holiday with Dad, and Charlie has his first encounter with a dragon. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Charlie W., Bill W. - Complete
Trust by nonyvole reviews
The third time Clint Barton shaved his head, he blamed Stark. It was probably a good thing that by then, Clint trusted his teammates...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,103 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Stormy Weather by Qweb reviews
A case vital to Hawaii's economy is interrupted by the worst weather in 30 years. Look for tailing, rescues, banter, food, a little h/c and lots of danger with the brilliant detective, clever lieutenant, undercover superstar and action hero. Now the storm is causing real trouble on Oahu and the Five-0 team has to pitch in to help, without forgetting about their case.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,513 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Fear is a Four Letter Word by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Normally mutants weren't much of a problem for them. Of course, normally Clint, Steve, and Tony weren't tied to trees and having their worst memories come to light. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Dogstar-Black reviews
After the alien invasion is over, and Loki is gone, the Avengers have to see if they can learn to trust and work with one another so they can continue saving the world. And maybe one of their own. Team-bonding/friendship story. Prequel to Protective Reasoning. Tony/Pepper; slight Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Five Times the JLA Found the Avengers by ArrowandShield reviews
... and the One Time the Avengers Found the JLA OR How the Avengers Made the JLA Look Bad Just By Being Their Normal Awesome Selves. Involves JLA Douchebaggery. Crossover in the Avenger Verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
All Hallows Eve by CindyBaby reviews
It's Halloween and like all other delinquents on this specific night, the Mercer's are restless.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Grace's Grief by JazzieG reviews
Grace is refusing to speak to or see Danny. What happened and can their relationship be repaired before it's too late?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,289 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Danny W. - Complete
A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Plan C by mags1587 reviews
On their way to New York City from the Helicarrier, Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, and Black Widow go over a few plans. Including one for what to do if a certain genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist gets on the wrong side of Loki's mind-control staff. Missing scene for the Avengers movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Splinters by Captain Hilts reviews
Clint Barton tried to let the thought sink in but found he couldn't process it. He'd had the same bow for 12 years, ever since Coulson had given it to him fresh off the SHIELD assembly line. It was built to last...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Honey We're Home! by Starkening reviews
This is a story of how the avengers came to live in the stark tower and their crazy adventures. No intended slash but there's definitely some bromance. There's a lot of humor! Enjoy :D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
10 Songs About Tony by Red Tigress reviews
For the Random Song Challenge. 10 drabbles about Tony, both from his point of view and others'. Humor, action, angst, whump, h/c...it's got a smidgeon of everything. Rated for some language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Silence by Liliththestormgoddess reviews
The five times the team thought Clint was acting strangely, and the one time they found out that he was deaf.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Career Day by rewob17 reviews
Steve and Danny are asked to present at Grace's school for Career Day. What could possibly go wrong?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Seeing Your Soul by Riley Lee reviews
Tony was always a little different. He was born into fame, fortune, and Rain. Or, more exact, Rain was born into fame and fortune as his dæmon. What's more, Tony is the only one who can see dæmons. Elements of HDM, but not crossover
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The One Question That Gets Under the Skin by theboardwalkbody reviews
Tony Stark always says that no question bothers him but, truth is, there is one that always does. Written for Tumblr's 30 Day Writing Challenge. Prompt: Accusation.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
AI by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Captured and supposed to make a missile? Escape with a metal suit. Face Loki in his own house? 'Jump out the window' Kidnapped by Hammer and forced to build him an AI? Things are just getting too easy...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Avengers: Assemble by winchesetr reviews
Sometimes it's not the superheroes themselves that are in danger, but the people they love. Thanos wants revenge. Revenge on the superheroes for delaying his conquest and revenge on the place they live. Seems like Earth's mightiest heroes have another long day ahead... Set after the Avengers movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Operation London by Livin4Jesus reviews
Because I just couldn't resist. A potential terrorist attack has the Avengers attending the Thirtieth Olympiad. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Protection by Nick-Nacks reviews
Love: a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person A year has passed in the aftermath of the New York battle, Loki safely imprisoned in Asgard and Stark Tower re-built. Yet danger is never far off beyond the horizon, and a new foe has slipped through the cracks. It is time to test the boundaries and limits of our heroes. What would you do for love?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Snapping and Shapeshifters by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge fic: "What the hell?" "Shoot it!" "That's me! Hit that one!" "Have I ever said I hate Shapeshifters? No? Well I do." Tony snaps after a Shapeshifter shifts into a certain father...and hormones have a small thing to do with it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Attachments and Securities by Haluwasa2 reviews
Everyone had some habit or attachment to something when they were young. The turtles are no different. 2k3 Turtles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010
I Wish I Had Missed by Livin4Jesus reviews
He never missed. That was a fact, a fact that he took pride in. But for once in his life he wished that, just this once, he had missed. Because if he had missed then his best friend wouldn't be at death's door. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Why No One Hates The Flash by Mistress of Solitude reviews
This is series of short series based on interactions with the Flash between the Justice League members, and villains, where the character realizes its impossible to hate the Flash, no matter how hard they try. First story is up. Black Canary realizes that John wasn't lying when he said you just couldn't hate the Flash. Picture isn't mine. HIATUS!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Wally W./Flash, Dinah L./Black Canary
Protective Reasoning by Dogstar-Black reviews
Bruce always knew that eventually, General Ross would find him again. Considering he was now an Avenger living in the not at all inconspicuous Stark Tower, it would probably be sooner rather than later. He just didn't expect the reactions of his new teammates to be so strong.* No longer a one-shot*, no shipping, but a lot of team friendship. Rating for Tony and Clint's mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,978 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Brownies of Vengeance by theHAWKsprotege reviews
A little sequel to Silly Cupid. It is not necessary to read it, but it would help for background. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Five times Tony Stark felt like dying by Doubleblood reviews
Whether suicide, or otherwise, Tony Stark has thought about his own death like any other person... except he's gotten much closer than most normal people.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Where were you? by flashwitch reviews
A series of interviews with the denizens of New York a year after the Chitauri attack. kind of a crossover but only knowledge of the Avengers movie is necessary.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Complete
Silly Cupid by theHAWKsprotege reviews
In which: Clint looses a bet, Tony is Sherlock Holmes, and we find out why you should never make Clint Barton wear a Cupid costume. Little bit of Clintasha/Blackhawk.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Five Times Tony Put The Avengers Above Pepper by V.Evergreen reviews
And the one time he didn't.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Proof that Tony Stark has a Heart by MountainRose reviews
Tony Stark undergoes surgery to get the shrapnel out of his heart, but he only trusts himself to work on the Arc Reactor. It's not something most people get to see, your own heart. Graphic description of open-heart surgery and bypass, intended as resource for writers, now incorporated into the novel-length 'Arc Tremors'. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Arrow Man by Aggie2011 reviews
A sparring accident brings the Hulk surging forward to protect 'Arrow Man' and the team realizes for the first time just how protective of their archer the Hulk can be, even when the threat is one of them. *One-shot based on a reference from a story in my Vantage Point Universe* But you don't have to have read that story.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Not This Way by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The irony of the situation was that a man who survived so much was taken down in the streets of New York. Possible tear jerker so you know, tissues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Poison by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: People often thought of Tony Stark as snarky, not caring, and rather rude...all the time. However, when someone brings up the word 'poison' and 'Palladium' it seems someone sparks interest in the Avenger's head...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Charlie's First Day by WayLowHalo reviews
Eleven year old Charlie's first day of high school. Don is not happy, Charlie is scared, and the other students... well... Is there anyway this can end well? Rated for language because... well, because it's high school.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Not An Insult by Qweb reviews
When she and Chin are attacked, Kono proves that "you fight like a girl" is not an insult.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kono K., Chin Ho K. - Complete
Essentials by jackwabbit reviews
Gen, humor. Movieverse. Tony and Clint with a side of Natasha. Spoilers: None. Alludes to comics-canon Hawkeye's sense of humor. Summary: Tony finds out the hard way that it's not just Thor who likes Pop-Tarts.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Submerge by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Answer to challenge. Tony Stark was many things, but one of his most rarest status, was that he was a victim of PTSD...Not that he'd let anyone know.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Save The Planet, Then Shawarma Maybe? by SqutternutBosh reviews
Going for shawarma, whether it's after saving the world or not, becomes a regular thing for the Avengers. Five times they go for shawarma and one time it's brought to them. Chapter 6- And one time shawarma was brought to them...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,839 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Culture and Other Balls of Twine by LithiumDoll reviews
Where Tony has the best worst plan ever and a road trip has a wine list. Post-movie. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
A Hand in My Direction by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve helps the Avengers. The Avengers help Steve.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
MC Hammer Can't Touch This by Cider Sky reviews
"Mjolnir has it out for him. He knows it sounds ridiculous but it's the only proper explanation." Or, 5-times Mjolnir almost took Clint out and the 1-time it all made sense kind of .
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
Five Times Tony Said It Wasn't His by TheSweetSerenity reviews
...And one time it really wasn't. Just some flustered Coulson trying to reign in an eccentric man with too much time on his hands, too much money in his pockets, and too much intelligence in his brain.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Paranoid by TheSweetSerenity reviews
They called him paranoid. Pepper preferred the term cautious. Added little one shots, and then a look at the team's view on Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Something Old and Something New by Senorita Sassybuns reviews
My attempt at a 100 drabbles each 150 words, but eventually merging into once-shots. Chapters about everything from post DH to back when Harry was a wee tike. Rated T for safeety, but will most likely by more toward the K area
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 30,649 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hulk Riding by DarkestSight reviews
Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
We've Got Your Back by Leo-firefly reviews
Everyone dislikes the new recruits at S.H.I.E.L.D. So when said recruits are more frustrating then usual, it's up to the Avengers to knock them down a peg. And by knocking down a peg, the Avengers actually mean pranking the recruits to no end. If one of the Avengers dislikes you, you better watch your back, because the others will be coming after you soon. "We've got your back."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Capricious Thought by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Five times Tony Stark unknowingly acted like Loki, and one time he knew. All Avengers featured.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Night Light by V.Evergreen reviews
There were many things Pepper supposed could annoy her about Tony Stark but it's just her luck that one thing that does is the one thing that he depends on. This time she's going to have to be the one to adapt.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Icy Resolve by WraithLoverQueen reviews
Fill of Kink meme. The team crash lands on an icy mountain and they need to find a cave to wait until Fury can get them. It's getting dark and they have no light, that is until Tony takes off his jacket and uses the arc reactor to light their way.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Situations by heyshalina reviews
Tony Stark and Clint Barton both had similar things marked in bold in their files. Don't play well with others, lone wolves, don't poke with a stick under any circumstance, etc, etc. Of course, when bad jokes can't bring two men together as friends, driving a car off a cliff totally can. Slight Clintasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Fear by 13tash07 reviews
Tony Stark is not afraid of anything Oneshot
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
To the Bone by Nilly's Issue reviews
Five times Steve worried about each of the Avengers and one time they worried about him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Why I Love You by WingedArcher1 reviews
Short scenes showing why Iggy and Ella feel the way they do about each other. Why does Iggy joke so much? Why is Ella so amazed at how Iggy knows so much about his surroundings? Why is Iggy so laid back? How does Ella feel about loving a boy with wings? All these questions and more will be answered.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Iggy, Ella
The Videos Tony Didn't Want Them To See by ramsaybaggins reviews
The other Avengers find the test footage from Tony's first suit
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Or is it the weakness in me by SgtGroganSG reviews
Five times he was their weakness, and one time they where his.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Bestial by JoyWillCome reviews
One-shot series revolving around Beast Boy. His past, present, future, and relationship with all the other titans. Stories will vary from comedy to angst to horror... a bit of everything. Maybe light BBxRae. Plenty of friendship and bromance.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,821 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Beast Boy
Trust by Aggie2011 reviews
When SHIELD assigns Clint a mission to take down a black market arms dealer in South Africa, Tony is hired as a "consultant" to join him. But when unexpected events lead to their capture, the two men must learn to work together if they're going to get out of South Africa alive. Established BlackHawk and whole team appears
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,801 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Toothpicks by loverofstuff1224 reviews
It's funny how annoying a small prick can be. Or the one where Bruce gets insulted and Clint shoots missiles of mass destruction. No pairings unless you squint. T for bad words thanks to Tony's train of thought. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Solo by Irene Claire reviews
A "what if" alternate story line loosely related to Season 1 Episode 20 "Ma Ke Kahakai". "What if" Danny had to walk back down alone after the EVAC got Steve off the mountain? This includes an assumption that the victim's body was simultaneously removed when Steve was rescued. Danny whump and angsty Steve!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Deprivation by Strawberrywaltz reviews
"When Clint had regained consciousness he quickly realized that 'they' were purposefully depriving him of his senses and control – whoever 'they' were." Hawkeye Whump
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Knýjum, Knýjum by YoungAthena reviews
After New York a message was sent. A warning. A challenge of sorts - mess with us, go on - i dare you. So far the warning has been heeded and the challenge declined and still the Earth turns. But this does not mean it will always be so...
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Default by Midnight Mustang reviews
Everyone has a default. A backup setting. A series of actions and ways to fall back on when falling forward means being pitched headlong off a cliff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Headlines by our dancing days reviews
Five times Sirius Black made the headlines.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Are We There Yet? by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
Raph and Mikey are stuck in the back of a moving truck, driven by a group of Foot Ninjas. Convinced that they are being taken to Foot Headquarters, the two brothers can do nothing but sit back and enjoy the ride. Though, that's a rather hard thing to do when you're trapped in a confined space with someone as annoying as Mikey.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by McRaider reviews
When Stark, Banner and Hawkeye are caught in a collapsed building, it becomes a race against time to get them out before their injuries or lack of oxygen take them. But once they're out the real fight has only just begun.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,541 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
5 Times the Hulk Protected Bruce by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Five Times Pepper Walked in on Bruce and Tony by Initial A reviews
...and the one time she didn't. They lock themselves in the lab all day, and no one even questions the explosions these days. Tony/Pepper, but lots of lab-bros-Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Reverb by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve is a pretty calm guy, except when people blatantly disobey his orders. People named Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
First Defense by LaylaBinx reviews
AKA: Five Times Steve Protected His Teammates and One Time They All Protected Him. Fluff abound! :D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
5 Things Hawkeye May Have Been Reading at Shawarma by jacedesbff reviews
See title. Theories are that it was a guilty pleasure, a diversion, a trade publication, completely random or proof that hey, it could have been worse. It was actually a plate of food, but hey, it looks like a book! Rated for discussion of women's issues. Natasha figures in four out of the five.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Pillow Talk by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Clint and Natasha just want to sleep. Tony's bored. Borderline crack. No slash, Clint/Nat, mentioned Tony/Pep.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Volatile by Eurgh reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly focused on Pepper and Tony. Three: Tony is immature. Pepper is dragged down to his level.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Exposed by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Everyone has a fear. Some more than others. Tony stopped letting people touch him after his desert incident. One hell of a reason. Clint figured his out when he was just a kid. Tag to Big Green Guardian Angel
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Tony Stark by DarkestSight reviews
Five times Tony dies and one time he doesn't.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Paperwork by Aea reviews
Five times Natasha had to shoot Clint, and the one time she just wanted to, as reported by Phil Coulson. Warnings for mentions of suicide, torture, and non-graphic violence
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
Trigger by Initial A reviews
"Really? Tied to a chair? The only way this could be more cliché is if you were twirling your moustache and glaring at me through your monocle."
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Midnight by Lucky Gun reviews
Post-movie. After Loki, they all sleep, only because he doesn't sleep at all. Or, five nights the team slept well, and the one night they returned the favor to the Hawk that guarded them all. No pairings or slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Oxycodone Days by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
Movieverse - Tony finds a hole in Hawkeye's armor, while the latter's defenses are down and decides to pick until he uncovers the wound. The problem is he wasn't prepared for the gore.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,855 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Streets of Gold by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Donatello has made a mistake. A big mistake. He has introduced Mikey to the world of Disney... and Mikey wants a theme song! One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Michelangelo - Complete
Victory Shawarma by Laatija reviews
Just a little tag to the movie. Spoilers for the very end of the movie the fabulous shawarma scene . Whump for everyone! Hurray! And possibly a little bit of BlackHawk
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Science and Shenanigans by Elerrina Star reviews
"Are you sure this is safe?" - They say yes, but of course nothing is safe when our favorite science bros get together. Bruce and Tony centric, science-buddy-friendship-love but no slash. Ch. 2 up!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Target by Red Tigress reviews
Hawkeye and Bullseye have a history that Clint hadn't thought about in years. But now that the Avengers are public, Bullseye has come out of hiding and wants to make sure Clint knows it. Clint-centric, but team fic. Rated for language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Big Green Guardian Angel by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
There had been several events that lead the Avengers Team to realize that the Hulk had a soft spot for Clint "Hawkeye" Barton. It was all very weird.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sacrifice Play by Elerrina Star reviews
"Sir, your reactor can no longer sustain that level of power," JARVIS warned. "It will cause a crash." - The team is in trouble and the odds aren't great, so Tony plays the sacrificial ram. Again. Team centric. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Self Defense by SLynn reviews
Even Tony knows when it's time to admit defeat. Movieverse. Tony, Clint, hints of Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Four Times It Was Bruce's Fault by Mara Greengrass reviews
Four times it was Bruce's fault and one time it was Tony's
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
3 Slaps by Initial A reviews
The three times Pepper has slapped Tony. Two times were, admittedly, deserved. The other... the jury's still out. Taken from a line in my fic "Anthony and Virginia". Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Accolades by morningsong101 reviews
They were each to be receiving awards for their heroic actions...only not one of them cared for accolades. Small character studies on each of the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Watching a Dancing Contest on TV by Jelsemium reviews
At least dancing was something Steve could understand.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
What he doesn't see by Kit-Kat lov3r reviews
Jasper often considers himself a monster, and a burden on the family. He hates his scars and what they represent. But what does alice think? Does she secretly despise his scars, or do they make her feel safe? Last chapter in Jaspers POV :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Anthony and Virginia by Initial A reviews
Pepper has just a few things to say to Tony for that whole saving-the-world stunt he pulled.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Color Change by hummerhouse reviews
A little poker night fun and some light conversation. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Isilarma reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Collapse by messed up stargazer reviews
Tony and Clint just can't seem to stay out of trouble. This mission is particualrly trouble. One of them might not make it alive. Rated for language. R&R! Better than the summary!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Water by Nikoru-chan reviews
Tony left Afghanistan behind years ago. But did it leave him? N.B. non-graphic references to Tony's experiences at the hands of the Ten Rings
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Maybe You're Right by Qweb reviews
Yet another tag to episode 2.22. Danny gets his well-deserved rant and Steve is reminded that he is loved.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Just Like Budapest by cacophonysundae reviews
Clint and Natasha in the hours immediately after shawarma.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bows, Bazookas, Bets, and Boredom by Alex Kade reviews
Sequel to "Bungle in the Jungle." The boys are blowing off some steam while they heal. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Coming Home by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Some days, the fight kicks your ass - but that doesn't meant you give up on it. They fought as hard as they could, just hoping it would be enough. OR: Clint, Natasha, and Tony are surrounded by enemy forces with reinforcements too far away to help. Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Backup by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse, Tony-centric, but team fic. Tony quits over a misunderstanding. Smidgeon Pepperony later. Rated for language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hau'oli la hanau by JoaniexJony reviews
It was Danny's birthday, but he wanted to forget it. After all, what did he have to celebrate? It wasn't long before he had a bigger problem - like simply staying alive. Both Danny and Steve get whumped in this fic, with angst for the rest of the team.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,370 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
A through Z with Y and J by unboundpen reviews
One worded prompts randomly picked from the dictionary from a to z. Each word dedicated to a member of the team.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012
Down, But Not Out by Victoria LeRoux reviews
In which Clint takes a leap, but not one of faith, Tony saves the day with a little help from Clint, they fight mud-monsters which may or may not be golems, and the weather absolutely sucks. Whump and mayhem, as usual. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Social Life of Mr Stark by Del Rion reviews
Fury and Jarvis converse while waiting for Mr. Stark to make an appearance.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2012 - N. J. Fury/Nick, Jarvis - Complete
A day in the life of Jack Mercer by CindyBaby reviews
Jack tries to get even.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Bully by Qweb reviews
Kono doesn't like the way Steve treats Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kono K., Danny W. - Complete
Stuck in the Ocean by IronicVeghead reviews
Artemis takes a reckless chance during a mission, one that leaves her stranded in the middle of the ocean waiting for her team to find her. Artemis-centric. Spitfire. Twoshot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
You Lead, I'll Follow by rewob17 reviews
Steve still has a thing or two to learn about partnerships. Danny whump plus a little team whump.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Trouble Magnetized, or Danny Does Disney by Qweb reviews
Danny takes Grace on vacation to Southern California and finds out that Steve McGarrett's trouble magnetism has rubbed off on him. And now they're home again, with souvenirs.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,474 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Plumbing With Explosives by TimidBookworm reviews
"Mikey, why is the couch soaked?" And thus ensues the epic pantomime of mimicry, and mischief, and...oh what the heck. Its a ridiculous story of ninjas, too much t.v., and an honest mistake that goes horribly wrong.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
So Not My Day by ilovemyboys reviews
While the boys fight the Foot on rooftops, Mikey gets hit with a dart.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Danny Williams, Physics Genius by sockie1000 reviews
"So, let me get this straight. We've been buried alive by a coffee farmer turned smuggler and nobody knows we are missing and we don't have a way to contact anyone?" ** Danny whump, Steve whump, and a whole lotta snark.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
The Best Teen Titan Episodes by Swallow Tale reviews
What were the greatest Teen Titan episodes ever put on TV? I don't know, let's find out. A special Review to fans of the show.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011
Protection Detail by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse, one-shot. Written for the prompt "You don't do things like things like that. I don't need protecting." Clint gaped at him, then it hit Tony. "Oh God, I'm turning into Fury." Rated for cursing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
When the Smoke Cleared by Nilly's Issue reviews
A semi-monster hunt goes wrong and Thalia is forced to deal with a concussed Percy. Along the way, she learns a few things. Set between Sea of Monsters and Titan's Curse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Black Run by ALEO reviews
It was the last place Don expected to confront a murderer. One shot COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Don E. - Complete
The ABC's of Numb3rs by KayValo87 reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly from Don's POV, of what life was like growing up with a genius.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,047 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Spellbound by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. Enchantress is up to more shenanigans when she renders Tony unable to tell his teammates she's lurking around. Rated for language, and a little violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Homefront by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. A silent, unexpected raid where the team feels safest. Can they survive the attack on Avengers Mansion? Team-fic. No pairings, rated for language, violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
The Bodyguard by KayValo87 reviews
Don has always protected Charlie from bullies and always will.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
We've All Had Better Weeks by rewob17 reviews
One of the team is kidnapped and the others must figure out why and where he is. Team angst and some whump involved.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Grenade by Skydive Off Isengard reviews
SpeedyPrologue: The Foot and Purple Dragons team up for a heist of an antique building, and naturally are confronted by the TMNT. A fight ensues... until some Dragon rookie triggers an explosion that demolishes the building. Who's alive? ... Who isn't?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Haunted by TheEmberRaven reviews
A harmless attempt to get Kurt to go to school without his holowatch causes his friends to discover a side of him they didn't know existed.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Gravity by Fifilla reviews
Every takeoff is optional, every landing is mandatory… in other words, for every takeoff, there WILL be a landing. Steve and Danny on a helicopter ride to Molokai – what could possibly go wrong? Shameless whump...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,831 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Haole by Crystal Marionette reviews
And therein lay the origins of his rage, that word that he had come to abhor more than anything, more than the rain in his eyes and the chill seeping into his bones...ONESHOT
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Three's Company by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. Clint, Steve and Tony are trapped in an abandoned tunnel. One is blind, one has amnesia, and one has a broken leg. They may kill each other before they can get out. Whump for all! No pairings. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Proclaim Thy Warrior Soul reviews
Danny Williams felt the colour drain from his face as he watched his partner running for him at full speed... Danny!Whump, Steve!Whump. One-shot.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Of Paper and Tree's by MyHero reviews
Five times Wally and Dick played with paper, and the one time a tree played with them.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
A to Z of Danny Whumps! by JazzieG reviews
Just what it says in the title! 26 individual stories of ways Danny gets hurt! Why? 'Cos it's fun! All team members will appear throughout.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,455 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Yin and Yang by psychncislover reviews
It's several mini one-shots in one big one-shot all centered around Don's protectiveness of Charlie. Told in a different way. Set in S2. xoxo
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
26 Things Danny Found in the Camaro's Trunk by Qweb reviews
Danny takes inventory of the stuff Steve has put in the trunk of DANNY'S car.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Suffer the Pain of Failure by Alex Kade reviews
A deadly trap, a fight for survival, and a crushing blow to the Avengers. Will they all make it out alive? Rated T for language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Five Times Tony Saved Clint's Ass by Red Tigress reviews
...one time Clint saved Tony's ass, and how it was all connected. Movie-verse. Starts as comedy, but will meld into drama. No pairings, rated for language and violence. FINAL chapter's up, in which a lot of people see red.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In Which Artemis is a BAMF by IronicVeghead reviews
When Artemis and Robin find out that Wally is being bullied at his high school, they decide to give him a push in the right direction so that he will stand up for himself. Spitfire. Oneshot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Tony and Clint are traipsing through a jungle filled to the brim with mutant cats, mind-scrambling crystals, rope bridges, and man-eating, genetically altered piranhas. What could possibly go wrong? Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Wrong Way to Die by Alex Kade reviews
Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Payback's a Hulk by Alex Kade reviews
Tony and Clint. Tony and Clint bored and a little pissed off at each other. This can only end in tears... Rated for language. Let the shenanigans begin!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Wit Barton and Tony Snark Can't Stop by Red Tigress reviews
Clint and Tony can't shut up even when fighting a possessed Thor. No pairings, some whump. One-shot. Rated for language and some violence. Movie-verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
An Agonizing Secret by multicoloredmango reviews
Mikey tries to hide an injury from his brothers, but soon discovers that it wasn't as harmless as he thought it was...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,575 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Just Imagine by Ms.GrahamCracker reviews
5 1/2 miles; 43 floats; 1 sniper; 2 brothers working together again CHAPTER FOUR IS UP!
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Flying by sockie1000 reviews
Human beings were not meant to fly. At least that's what Danny had always argued. ** Steve and Danny whump with some comfort thrown in for fun.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
That Stupid, Wonderful Hero by IronicVeghead reviews
The team gets a mission to capture The Mad Hatter. However the mission changes when The Mad Hatter sets his sights on getting Artemis for his new "Alice". WallyXArtemis Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Chasing Creatures by hummerhouse reviews
Strange sounds from the sewers have the guys investigating the old subway tunnel where they first encountered Shredder's mutations. One shot. Completely G rated!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
The gang reads by ginnyrules27 reviews
On one wild and wet afternoon, the gang or what's left of it finds Pony's theme from two years ago. What will they do? Read it of course! Rating is for any swearing the characters may do. Now is Co-authored with Lupelovell345
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,057 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
What They Are by Alex1 reviews
This story came to me as an idea in exploring April's perception of the Turtles and what must be some jarring contrasts that combine in their identity as teenagers, ninjas, and mutants. That, and I just really wanted to give Don some nice meaty action.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
First to Die by JoaniexJony reviews
It's Christmas. A time of peace and love, but someone has murder on their mind. Unknown to Steve and Danny one of them is the target for revenge, but who and why? Set in season one with whump for one of our boys, and angst for the rest of the team.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,334 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Eldest by Alex1 reviews
The untold story behind the birth order of the Turtles. Not my usual type of fic, but I couldn't resist taking a new spin on an old subject of fan speculation. And I've been meaning to write a piece with Splinter at the center.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
Fanfic VS Canon VS Reality by notsing reviews
Not a story. Observations on fanfic. I don't own Numb3rs. Dammit!
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Hostage by ALEO reviews
Don discovers a neighbour is more than he seems when he finds himself taken hostage in his own apartment. Written for Clue Challenge #24, June 2011, at hurt don on LiveJournal. Prompts: Who? – Don. What? – Handcuffs. Where? – Apartment. - COMPLETE -
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Don E. - Complete
Murder Stinks by Qweb reviews
A coed is found murdered in her dorm. A whodunit featuring Detectives Williams and Kelly.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Danny W., Chin Ho K. - Complete
Reversal of Fortunes by Qweb reviews
For once, Danny gets to drive.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Bad Luck and Trouble by angstydaydreams reviews
Danny and Steve go on a weekend camping trip. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Danny whump, pure and simple.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Godless by Qweb reviews
Everyone's writing tags for episode 10, but it's episode 7 that's still bugging me. In the wake of a terrible accident, Danny Williams meets a hospital chaplain who wants to help. Can a man have a crisis of faith, if he says he doesn't believe at all?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Flowers and Flames by Alex Kade reviews
Johnny's cold may not be what it seems...
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Why Paperwork Is Hazardous To Your Health by Writer With Sprite reviews
Colby Granger goes to drop some paperwork at his boss' house and ends up needing to protect Charlie from becoming a kidnapper's next victim. One-shot.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Colby G., Charlie E. - Complete
Cardiac Crisis by JazzieG reviews
One of the team is put in danger when their stubborn streak over rules their common sense. How do the team cope? Will an error in judgement be fatal?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,913 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Unexpected by Qweb reviews
The search for a missing person takes unexpected twists. This one's personal for Five-0. Second season but just the original Four because that's how I'd rather see it.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Of Flowers and Things by Mystic Medjai reviews
A collection of short drabbles, as in exactly 100 words for each part, involving the turtles. Drabble 200 - In which it ends.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Friends Like These by JulyDragon reviews
Next DADA class will be about werewolves. Needless to say, Remus is shocked and afraid. How will the other Maruders help him? Two-shot. Reiview, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
This is How We Die in Jersey by Yesm777 reviews
Danny is abducted by a mysterious character, leaving Five-0 scrambling for clues and answers. Danny whump, not a slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Movie Nights by Buttshujinsama reviews
Aaah, Saturdays. Pizza, movies, and maybe a little pain if Michelangelo is involved...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011
PS I am Anonymous by Taylor Celeste reviews
A collection of letters all written by a different anonymous, each letter sent for a purpose. May contain SON spoilers in the future.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011
Talk by Qweb reviews
Danny is captured and given truth serum to make him talk. His captors don't know what they're in for. Rated T for some swearing.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Questioning Choices by Mystic Medjai reviews
A fun family trip to the beach turns ugly when Michelangelo is injured and his brothers have to make difficult decisions that go against their morals in order to save him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Grateful by sleepy-rebel reviews
Danny doesn't remember the bullet hitting him. Shameless/plotless Danny!whump. Rated for violence and language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Into The Darkness by Jettrooper12 reviews
When something goes terribly wrong in Don's lab, It sends them into a dark and sinister place. The turtles have to find there way back home, But it seems impossible when they're being followed by their worst fear. R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,594 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Canon Drabbles by Connie Nervegas reviews
I keep changing the title of this. I've decided to make one place to put canon drabbles. Mostly from TMNT Tuesdays. Domination: He has a home and a name, but will he gain power?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
The 29th by KooKoo 4 Kaiba reviews
It's February 29th, which means that the Turtle Titan is on duty. What does his family do, though, when he doesn't come home from patrol? Now complete!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Michelangelo, Justice Force - Complete
Work Smarter by Qweb reviews
One way Danny drives Steve crazy.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Broken and Helpless by Mystic Medjai reviews
You never really realize how attached you are to your pets until something happens to them. Mikey knew, but that doesn't mean he panicked any less.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Mistakes by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
They all thought that it was going to be just a fun field trip to Chicago. But then..."Darry?" Two-Bit asked, his voice frantic. "What, Two-Bit?" Darry urged, the alarm in Two-Bit's voice scaring him. "Ponyboy's missing." Not your average kidnapped story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,250 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Never Go Hiking with Steven J McGarrett by Qweb reviews
I think the title says it all, doesn't it?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Fish Story by sockie1000 reviews
Steve and Chin take Danny out for a morning of spear fishing. What could possibly go wrong? written as a "prize" for Moonjat54 for writing the 500th review of "And Your Enemies Closer".
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
A Complicated Family by Qweb reviews
The Edwards family is about to go on vacation and Danny comes to bid his daughter bon voyage. OK, you know this is not going to turn out well, but did you expect car chases and gun battles? Rated T for violence and swearing, but no worse than the show.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
New Addition by Miss Quartermain reviews
Angela and Broadway have some news! And the rest of the clan is in for a surprise of the best sort.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Angela, Broadway - Complete
Football vs Baseball by Qweb reviews
Steve and Danny debate the merits of their favorite sports. My first cargument.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
MICHELANGELO: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a MICHELANGELO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
DONATELLO:The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DONATELLO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Donatello - Complete
RAPHAEL: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a RAPHAEL! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Raphael - Complete
LEONARDO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Carguments: A Collection by TB's LMC reviews
Because I love the carguments, and simply decided I had to write some of my own.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Mutual Aid by Qweb reviews
At a birthday dinner for Danny, a drunken, traumatized Naval officer not Steve challenges the detective to tell him "the worst he's ever seen." NOT SLASH.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Thirty Truths by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
Every mutant has their own set of secrets, some worse than others. Every chapter will be a different mutant and every chapter will reveal a different side of them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010
Homeboy by Mikell reviews
Loyalty takes on a different when you have a brother, and most people don't understand how far a person will go to get their brother back. A story about being brothers, second chances, and finding your way home. Rated for some minor language. COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Pau by Qweb reviews
The message told Danny Williams to choose between his partner and his daughter, and Danny would do anything for Grace. Set mid-first-season. Rated T for the autopsy scene if nothing else.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Close Shave Ice by Qweb reviews
A robber tries to hold up Kamekona's shave ice shop when Steve and Danny are there. That's cold, brah!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Farm Animals 2 by Connie Nervegas reviews
Mikey has the gene for chaos and Don has the know-how to make it happen.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Off Balance by BlatantBookworm reviews
Lance and Kitty's relationship was never easy, but after a disasterous date ending with Lance putting Kitty in the hospital, most of the x-men out for blood and Lance not knowing that anything was wrong, things were getting harder. Lancitty, minor Jott
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
The Bet by notsing reviews
Kidfic. I don't own Numb3rs.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Fire in the Sewers by Peechy-Keen reviews
Has anyone ever noticed how sewer systems are filled with methane gas, which is highly flammable and, consequently, explosive? Has anyone noticed that the Hamato clan uses various forms of fire down there in their day-to-day lives? Donatello finally does.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Ambushed by SGFlutegirl reviews
Five-0 fights for survival after being ambushed.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Great Coffee Bean War by terrapintarts reviews
Donatello has had far too much caffeine, and far too little sleep. His brothers find this both alarming and amusing. A TerrapinTarts Round Robin story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011
Hurricane Williams by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
A bunch of one-shots about everyone's favorite Haole and his famous rants...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
My Guide to Kitty Pryde by I.c.E.d.C.u.P.c.A.k.E reviews
Lance is sick of always misunderstanding Kitty, so he decides to make a guide to help remind himself what to do in certain situations. Lancitty. One-Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Stumbling in Fog by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Crossover: set in Silent Hill. Leonardo wakes up in the back of a crashed van. As he searches for Michelangelo, he fears that the town is not entirely deserted. No pairings. Disturbing imagery and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
We Don't Always Yell by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Leo and Raph are capable of using their inside voices when talking with each other, they just usually choose not to. Some everyday conversations between them under some everyday and not-so-everyday circumstances. R&R.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Let's Suppose by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Let's suppose... A bunch of what-ifs and what-might-have-beens. A drabble based fic. May not have any plot. Will contain many characters. Please R&R.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
One Hour by HelenLouise reviews
It's common knowledge that Danny would do anything to protect his daughter, but now he has just one hour to prove exactly what "anything" means. Story now complete.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
This is Between You and Me by zenonaa reviews
A series of unrelated one shots. Two characters are randomly chosen and a conversation ensues. Situations vary.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
Oneshots and Sniplets by xxruthlessxx reviews
Series of oneshots and sniplets to simply get them out of my head, so other stoies can continue leave suggestions if you'd like something written. R&R plz!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011
Arresting Development by Qweb reviews
The FBI had a warrant for Steve's arrest, and they insisted that Danny serve it. Some spoilers for Episode 18, Loa Aloha.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
With Ruffles by zenonaa reviews
After another unsuccessful attempt at the turtles' lives, Karai decides to play on an aspect of the turtles she has not considered before.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Boom by Qweb reviews
The caller said, "Warn Detective Williams that there's a bomb in his car." And Danny had just left the office with his daughter. Danny whump. Camaro whump. Child in danger. A little h/c, even.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Reason to Remember the Name by flavumetrubrum reviews
A series of moments that define what it is that makes Young Justice worth remembering.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Insomnia by sififantasygirl reviews
"Five times Robin couldn't sleep and the one time he had no problem." One-shot, and no pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
By the Dawn's Early Light by 1st endeavor reviews
For six years Charlie has experienced the daily horrors of Don's job. Join me now as the brothers come face to face with the dark side of the academic world.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,273 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Cousin Mark by notsing reviews
kidfic. A visit from a cousin does not turn out well for the brothers. I don't own Numb3rs.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Don E. - Complete
Time to Sink or Swim by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Lost and alone, hurt and afraid. When the two Five-0 partners are faced with an old enemy, it becomes a race against time to get to freedom and safety. Steve and Danno whump. FINISHED
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,293 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Old Home Week by Qweb reviews
Danny Williams sees someone from New Jersey that he never expected to see in Hawaii.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by Rachel McN reviews
When one of the turtles are fatally wounded in battle, his family and friends mourn him. In his room, after 1 month, his computer begins to run its embedded program...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Donatello
Plan 494 by Moonsetta reviews
This time, the leader finds himself in a rather, embarrassing, certain death situation. This damsel needs a knight in shining armor, wait-is that the train? Curse these ropes!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Can We Keep Her? by pacphys reviews
What really happened when the turtles rescued a mugging victim.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Null and Void by Qweb reviews
My idea for a really wicked season-ending cliffhanger. There will be blood. And there will be a chapter 2.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Alone in the Darkness by Leonardo1885 reviews
After an accident leaves on of the turtles with a permanent handicap its up to his brothers to help him adjust to the changes this will bring to his life. The question is will he let them? Or will this tear the family apart?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
The Fight in the Dog by Qweb reviews
Kono thinks Danny needs to get out more, so she invites him to meet some friends of hers at a nice little bar called the Sundog. But someone doesn't think the haole belongs. Can anyone say "bar fight"? Rated T for the fight and some language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Danny W., Kono K. - Complete
Raisin Mikey by zenonaa reviews
Never eat raisins found on Donatello's desk.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Guard Duty by Rachel McN reviews
A Purple Dragon is on guard duty. And he may be developing a conscience.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Stay Out by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Sometimes you really wish, in retrospect, that you had put a lock on your door...ONESHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Mikey's Special Move by Promissa Fidel reviews
It's just another typical battle with the Foot for our favorite Ninja Turtles. That is, until Mikey shows his new move, with Donnie's help of course... ; *Based on the 2007 TMNT Video Game*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
That Heart Thing by Qweb reviews
Missing scenes from episode 1.20. What I think Danny's "I heart you" gesture meant.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Subway by Eosophobia-3 reviews
Mikey decides he wants to see the subway for the first time... Did it have to be when the train was coming! All turtles involed... Set when the turtles were a little younger... enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011
Ace in the Hole by Qweb reviews
Danny Williams is a city cop, not a forest-or-jungle-or-whatever cop. This becomes obvious when Five-0 pursues a cop killer in the jungle and in the city. Rated T for violence and language, but nothing out of line with the show.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
You can checkout any time you like by Rinne reviews
While trying to be a good samaritan, Don gets abducted. Will he ever make his way back home? Set post season 6, Don/Robin, Charlie/Amita. COMPLETE.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,150 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Don E., Robin B. - Complete
Playing Favorites by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
"He was always the favorite when we were young. No matter what I did, no matter how hard I tried they never noticed me." Looking back on his life as he prepares to retrieve the Horcrux Regulus finds himself wishing he had spent more time with his brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Regulus B. - Complete
The Wise Words of Harry's Potter by Senorita Sassybuns reviews
Harry is filled with insightful guidance that he shares with his friends and family. A series of chapters where Harry is married to Ginny and shares his advice with anyone who asks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,498 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
God Bless Stephanie Kwolek by Qweb reviews
A tribute to Danny's favorite inventor — with snipers. Just a little one-shot. Minor Danny whump. Hardly a whump at all, really. Updated for egregious spelling error. I hate typos.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Game On! by terrapintarts reviews
Leo only wants to get home safely, Don wants to play a game, Raph wants time with his bike, and Mike wants to shop! Will any of them get what they want tonight, or are they doomed when the vigilante Nobody shows up? TerrapinTarts Round Robin
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Charades by Qweb reviews
Searching for signs of a homegrown Hawaiian contract killer, Danny Williams finds more than he bargained for. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be too observant. Danny whump. Some violence in line with the series.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Danny W., Kono K. - Complete
Bring Me That Horizon by angelofjoy reviews
The Five-O are given a case that could jeopardize the reputation of Hawaii, when a very famous ship is stolen from the harbor. Danny centered story with ties to Pirates of the Caribbean, but not a crossover. Please R&R Rated T for language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,085 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Michelangelo's Journal by Saiyura reviews
Mikey got a journal from Raph for christmas. He's giving it a shot but he's not sure on it. will improve more in later chapters RR
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
How Do You Want To Play? by ChiakiAngel reviews
Michelangelo and Donatello are captured by Stockman and buried. They must solve riddles to keep the other alive. How long can they last before they break? Will their brothers be able to save them in time?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,633 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Dystopia by AntebellumHope reviews
Donatello bit his lip and reached out to touch the blanket in which Leonardo had wrapped the body. Taking the shovel from Michelangelo, Leo slowly and unwillingly said his final goodbye.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Hau Kea Kalikimaka by Qweb reviews
Steve McGarrett plans a Christmas surprise for his partner.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
A Big Splash by Qweb reviews
When Detective Danny Williams spots suspicious activity at a marina, Steve McGarrett investigates and learns the hard way about a bomb plot that will make "A Big Splash."
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Ladie's Man by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
Mikey voices an observation about Donny.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Trapped by Skydive Off Isengard reviews
'It was dark. I couldn't see anything.' No, no. Not good. Try again. 'The darkness was so thick; I couldn't see the door that stood inches from my face.' Oh, come ON, Mikey. He'll find me any minute now. I need to do better.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
10 Ways to Procrastinate by capricorn66 reviews
While trying not to study, Scott writes down ways he procrastinates. Written while I myself was procrastinating.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
The Law of Balance by terrapintarts reviews
"It is important to strive for balance in all aspects of your lives." That's the lesson Splinter would teach. What does it mean for the turtles? No sugar for Mike! No caffeine for Don! No TRAINING for Leo! And poor Raph... This week is going to be hell.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Plan 3point2156 by Moonsetta reviews
"Great," Raph thought sarcastically, "My leader's unconscious, my brainiac's clueless and my twerp's going Dr. Doolittle on me! Could this day get any weirder?" Oh yes...you could get plan...Plan 3.2156!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
It's Kid Stuff by StillThunder86 reviews
Splinter does his best, but who can predict their children?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Splinter - Complete
Alone in the Dark by Settiai reviews
DCAU. It took everything Wally had not to panic.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
The Only Thing Left by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo and Raph struggle to make a new start. WARNING: LOTS OF BAD STUFF HAPPENS
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Hudson River Cannibals by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo's rescues are not always so epic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
An Ordinary Day by terrapintarts reviews
When the turtles find themselves unexpectedly transported to the other side of the galaxy, they're not sure what dangers they'll encounter, or what strange creatures they might meet, but they DO know one thing: it's all Mikey's fault.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Shock Therapy? by caylender reviews
Don has a problem; they knew that. The question was what should they do to help him? Shock therapy? Just a silly one shot with our favorite ninjas. Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Favourite Disease by devirnis reviews
One of the guys is running out of time, thanks to a burned mobster and a sinister poison. But before Mikey can go after the antidote, he has to save his brothers, each in a life-threatening situation of their own. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
The stalker by elessar73 reviews
Charlie became the target of a stalker..the situation got worse, when the stalker slipped into madness. Could Don read the signs, and find the connection between several homicides and the threat against Charlie?
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,960 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Little Brother, Big Decision by Fati Sasspants reviews
Mikey asked Raph to invite him to hang out with Casey, but now that he's sitting in Casey's living room watching Raph set up thousands of red plastic cups, he's not so sure anymore, and decides to call Leo for advice. Dialog-fic of Mikey's first drink.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Chicks Dig It by Peechy-Keen reviews
"Pain hurts, but only for a minute. Yeah, life is short so go on and live it 'cause the chicks dig it." Mikey's enthusiasm has a knack for getting him in some scrapes. Let's hope Don recently restocked his med kit.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
World War Fifty Four by xTMNTx reviews
A short, brotherly fluff drabble between Mikey and Don. R&R after readin! ;
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
The Frog Prince by L3ftOfCent3r reviews
Under dangerous circumstances, little Claire witnesses Quil turn into a wolf for the very first time. And with frogs and fairy tales running through her young mind—Claire knows what she must do! *ONE SHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Focus, Mikey! by Hapax Legomenon reviews
What happens when you have three meditating turtles and a bored Mikey? Clearly, nothing good.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Michelangelo
Of Booze and Sammiches by StillThunder86 reviews
The responsible ones get irresponsible...And now the morning after!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Hahai'imi The Hunt by Gabrielle Day reviews
Danny and Rachel are kidnapped by criminals playing a wicked, deadly game. Danny can't stop himself from protecting Rachel; Steve races the clock to save them both.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Mele Kalikimaka, Haole by SolitAer reviews
Short about the holidays. Pt. 2- Hau'oli Makahiki Hou.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Pu'uhonua by SolitAer reviews
Eventually a group of one-shots.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Steve M., Danny W.
Cops and Ninjas by meganechan720 reviews
He'd never wanted to hurt a cop, but what choice did he have? He was practically on top of him, and he wasn't hidden very well and he was going to be discovered and they were all going to end up in Bishop's lab as turtle sushi. Breathe, Mike. Breathe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Milk Run by notsing reviews
Kid Fic, a follow up to my story 'Normal'. Thank you to everyone who has reviewed my stories! I don't own Numb3rs
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Fractured by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
Mikey and Raph are injured during a fight. There's something wrong. Why is everyone acting so weird now?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Dumb Luck by terrapintarts reviews
It's just an ordinary night out for Raphael: one brother is bleeding, the other two brothers are no help at all, and he's stuck in a cop car. So of course the only person who can help him now is...Casey Jones? Rated for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Sardonic by Simone Robinson reviews
"-Because, of course, nothing could possibly happen to a 180 lbs. turtle alone, with no disguise, in the subway. No way. And had he mentioned he was bleeding? He was bleeding.-" After a fight with the Foot, Raphael is angry. And maybe a bit sardonic too.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
A Coffin For Danny by Gabrielle Day reviews
The victim of a cruel home invasion, Danny's running out of time and Steve will do what it takes to save his partner.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Hannio reviews
brotherly fluff between the eldest and youngest. When Leo comes home injured its up to Mikey to patch him up! Please review
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Suture by StillThunder86 reviews
When the doctor is injured, he falls into some less than capable hands.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Normal by notsing reviews
Kid fic. Not real happy with this one as it hops about all over the place. I don't own Numb3rs.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
First Name Basis by Connie Nervegas reviews
April is faced with an impossible challenge. Learn the names of four guys who all look the same.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2010 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
Evil Genius by StillThunder86 reviews
My brother is an evil genius, though I've never given him such credit.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello
Way Past Bedtime by terrapintarts reviews
11-old-Leonardo has finally caught them red-handed. They should NOT be sneaking out at night and going to the surface! He's only following to see what they're up to - and ONCE he finds out, they will be in SO MUCH TROUBLE! A Terrapin Tarts round robin.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
60 Minutes by LilNinjaWolf reviews
Time is running short and with being buried alive, there's no guarantee he'll be found before he runs out of air.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Slogan by Connie Nervegas reviews
One-shot. Mikey tries to come up with a slogan for the fearless foursome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Farm Animals by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo and Raph decompress on Casey's farm.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Five Times Danny Got Shot And One Time He Didn't by blackdog-lz reviews
Title is the summary : Enjoy
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Danny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Guardians by Padfoot-Moony-Pronglet reviews
Harry's guardians, Sirius and Remus, and their life from end of third year onwards. Details Dursleys abuse & Umbridge's detentions. Not explicit. Sirius and Remus guardians. One shot. Disclaimer - HP belongs to J.K. Rowling. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Inbetween by Mensis Eclipse reviews
On the night of January 16th Donatello is murdered. Told in Don's P.O.V as he watches his brothers deal with his absence and his enemies make plans that could seriously cripple the future. Not a story for atheists.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,505 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Connect the dots by JolinarJackson reviews
While helping Don out with a case, Charlie gets hit by a car. Soon it becomes clear that the accident was in fact an attack. A race against the clock begins, loyalties are questioned and Charlie has to fight his very own demons.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,458 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Silence is Golden by EntropyMage reviews
Leo's cranky, and Mike has a death wish. Rated for a swear word.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
The Classic Deception by LilNinjaWolf reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of the guys was found dead? What the rest of the family would do? What if they were confronted with a deception so big, it hung right under their nose, and they didn't even see it?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,788 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
The Script by BillA1 reviews
Making a movie about the Justice League can have deadly consequences. A DCAU Wally West /Flash Story.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
The Turtle in His Natural Habitat by Connie Nervegas reviews
This is a videoblog transcript kept by Mike documenting the everyday drama in the family. Raph and Leo fight over something stupid, Mike thinks the lair is haunted and Don bores 150 Foot Clansmen into submission. T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Cold Night by demonsweat reviews
Mike's dealing with some heavy stuff. Quick oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Melon by SeaThreePeeO reviews
One shot, originally published in 2002, re-written and hopefully improved. Michelangleo just has a knack for getting into trouble.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Merely Mortal by Amicitia Revenant reviews
Or, five things that Raph sort of is, and one thing that he is inescapably.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Raphael - Complete
The Twilight Zone by gypsywriter135 reviews
Raph and Leo fighting? Guaranteed. Mikey and Raph? Most likely. Don and Leo? Known to happen occasionally. Raph and Don? Not unheard of. Mikey and Leo? Rare, but it happens from time to time. Don and Mikey? Well, that's when all shell breaks loose...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
For All That You Do by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
He was still seated in front of his computer desk, slumped forward with his head resting on the crook of one of his arms, and his other hand laying limp over the keyboard- as if he'd fallen asleep while typing. *Mikey and Don brotherly concern*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
To Be Or Not To Be Clumsy by sgs09 reviews
For Wally West, the hardest thing in the world to do was to trip.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Sickness Unforseen by Tauni reviews
Who knew that a simple scrape could lead to such trouble? Oneshot & Old Reposted
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Mikey's Predicament by dondena reviews
Mike's family are ticked off at him. He goes out one night and gets chased across town and caught by some Foot members. They hurt him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Easy Being Green by RenaRoo reviews
Michelangelo finds that babysitting Shadow is not quite what he expected. One-Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Michelangelo, Shadow J. - Complete
Earthquake by flavumetrubrum reviews
Mikey is woken up one day to find the lair--and all of New York City--torn up by a massive earthquake. He and Leo search desperately for their family as they try to make their way out of the flooding sewers and through the destruction on the surface.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Escutcheon by Kayka-chan reviews
Wally West: Also known as the Flash. One of the original members of the Justice League. Fastest man alive. Died once. Charming wit and character. This is his story. CHAPTER 4 MODIFIED!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Wally W./Flash
Sometimes You Just Have to Hit Somebody by Laughing reviews
Series of oneshots in which the Mercers get into tiffs with each other. First chapter is Bobby and Evelyn. Rated T for language.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2009
Quake by ALEO reviews
Running down a subway tunnel in pursuit of a fleeing prisoner is not the best place to be during an earthquake. Written for the November challenge at hurt don on LJ. 4 chapters. COMPLETE.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Don E., David S. - Complete