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Author has written 7 stories for South Park.

Somewhat in love with South Park.

My biggest other interest is music, mainly alternative. Love to try anything new though. Don't be afraid to PM.

Currently I'm working mainly on my story 'Beneath the Branches'. The incomplete story 'A Wolf at the Door' is unlikely to ever be finished I'm afraid, but I may come back to 'Experiencing Happiness' quite soon.

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When I Make A Promise by Montana-Bob reviews
Four days after the events of "Dude, who ARE these people?" Kenny discovers that Mr. Stotch's "grounding" of Butters can be far more abusive than any of them had ever imagined. After rescuing him, Kenny makes Butters a promise that, when the time comes, Butters isn't sure he'll be able to keep. (Missing scenes added)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,505 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Fahrenheit 203 by Montana-Bob reviews
One day after the episode 'The Entity' when Kyle's annoying cousin from Connecticut, Kyle, goes home with a 5,000,000 bailout check, Kyle wins a bet with him. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
That Much Loneliness by Montana-Bob reviews
(New chapter added and rating has changed.) "They've done experiments with baby monkeys, where they separated them from their mothers. One group only got fed, and the other group got fed, played with and interacted with. The monkeys who were only fed all died; I think people can die from that much loneliness too."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/12 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by ScaryBones reviews
The boys all have problems, but they also have each other. Stary and K2! Multi-chapter fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,856 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Stan M., Gary H.] [Kenny M., Kyle B.]
Future Imperfect by Montana-Bob reviews
By the year 2022, Stan has left Kyle, Kyle has hesitantly reunited with Stan, the world's economy has collapsed, and society is in ruins. Kenny is wracked with guilt over something that happened 25 years ago, and old enemies want to take what little they have left. Professor Chaos may hold the key to surviving all of this.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Sixty Minutes by Montana-Bob reviews
Kenny wants to 'try something new.' When Butters learns it involves clothesline and a stopwatch, he's more than happy to go along with it. PWP. Missing lemon from 'When I Make A Promise'.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
After We Played Monopoly by Montana-Bob reviews
Sequel to 'Monopoly'. After their raucous game of Monopoly, Kenny walks Butters home, and at Stan's house Cartman becomes The Thing That Would Not Leave. Who knew so much lemony goodness could come from a "simple" board game? Complete.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Butters by Montana-Bob reviews
Butters has always hated the fact that he was born on the same day as a national tragedy. This year on his twelfth birthday and with some help, he finally comes to terms with it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Poseidon by Montana-Bob reviews
On New Year's Eve, seven South Park residents find themselves on a cruise to disaster when their ship is struck by a tidal wave and capsizes. South Park meets The Poseidon Adventure (the original 1972 movie, not any of the three or so remakes), and the original novel by Paul Gallico. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Alias by Ukaisha reviews
Ms. Claridge looked surprised and then glanced down at her paper, and her pretty cheeks tinged a delicate pink. "Oh, boys, I'm so sorry," she said apologetically, and she made a mark on her sheet. "I didn't realize I had two Craigs."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell by hollycomb reviews
AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 179,343 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
RIP Sparky by Montana-Bob reviews
Another story inspired (or perhaps brought about) by a real life event in the author's life. Stan buries his beloved dog.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Motivation by ScaryBones reviews
Stan stared, horrified, at his terrible excuse for a team. "We're gonna lose." Stary!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
Of Jews and Hippies by ScaryBones reviews
"Once upon a time," Cartman started. He stared ominously around the group of teens, who were mostly ignoring him. He would soon have their attention, though.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Lifetime Supply of Crab Wontons by hollycomb reviews
Five times P.F. Chang's has influenced Kyle's emotional development. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dude, who ARE these people? by Montana-Bob reviews
In what could only happen in their odd little town, the boys discover that a huge number of people read and write fan fiction about them on the internet…including *gasp*…slash fiction. Rated T for language, violent character death (heh :) ) and sexual situations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
We Need to Talk Or, Mrs Marsh by nemo1934 reviews
Republish of fic on other account. Craig talks about his relationship with Stan, which seems to be coming to an end. Stan's in the closet and devoutly Catholic, and his mother's really complicating things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Enough To Make You Laugh by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,829 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Lex Talionis by Foodstamp reviews
Years after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history. Kenny's POV, StanxKyle and secret pairings, mature. Still need to post the epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Syllables by Foodstamp reviews
Kyle thinks Stan can't write haiku to save his life. A robbery at the gas station gives them a chance to test that theory. StanxKyle, violence, character death, major angst. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Beneath The Branches reviews
718 AD, Europe. Kyle and his family are chased from their home in Frankia, and find themselves forced into the dark forests, bizarre rituals and brutal hardships of a life amongst the barbarian pagans. Kyle's studies never prepared him for this, but he meets a pagan boy who turns out to be wiser and more fascinating than Kyle could have ever imagined.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/12 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Experiencing Happiness reviews
Kyle is content with Eric, until an unexpected reunion makes him question the very meaning of happiness. Hidden messages, a strange philosophy and a plan to vanish into thin air are all part of trying to discover it. NOT CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M.
The Perfect Cup Of Tea reviews
Twenty-five year old Kyle is living alone, and has become a bit obsessed with a search for the perfect cup of tea. Then Stan shows up again. Weird one-shot. Style. Fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Ten Things reviews
Randy muses about life with a gay son. Stupid one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
A Way With Words reviews
It's near the end of high school, and Stan has planned something special for Kyle. What should be a perfect day could be ruined by an unforeseen accident though, and on top of that, Stan is acting weird... Style. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Please Remain Indoors reviews
"It is 472 days since the Event. The season is currently: the Dark Season. This is the Survival Broadcast for March: We have had no further contact from Washington since connection was lost, there are no new developments to report. Please remain indoors." Hiding underground with the other survivors, Kyle has all but given up. But is everyone else really dead?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Wolf At The Door reviews
Kyle thinks he can handle it, but Stan wants to help. As Kyle's situation becomes worse it's not just money that's at stake. Rated M for later chapters. Style. EDIT: NO LONGER BEING UPDATED, APOLOGIES
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M.