The Girl With The Umbrella
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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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Don't You Live Downstairs: GERMAN / SPANISH


Don't You Live Downstairs? LINKS

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Review from "Get Your Twifict Here!"

Emmett's dare outfit / All in blue / Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman

Bella's ring and girls's outfits from the epilogue

Outtake #1 outfits from the first date

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Don't u live down stairs? TRADUCCION by Reisha15 reviews
Hey no son ustedes los chicos del primer piso?Bella,Alice y Rosalie se estan quedando en su apartamento durante un huracan.¿Que pasara cuando los vecinos del primer piso necesiten ayuda?¿como se llevaran las chicas con estos apuestos muchachos? TRADUCCION
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Surrogate by TayBee reviews
"It hit me like a wrecking ball. Esme and Carlisle were dead, and I was a four months pregnant with their baby." AH, OOC, Bella, desperate for cash, becomes a surrogate. It's only nine months, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,666 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
After the Gold by DH78 reviews
This little story was born out of late night Twitter conversations and gushing over Meryl & Charlie, the fabulous American gold medal ice dancers. We ship them. Spangly wanted it written. So it shall be done. So can childhood friends become more? We say HELL YES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
How Love Brought You Back To Me by TheYellowVolvo reviews
How do I even begin to explain New York? Oh, wait, simple. I love it! Everything was perfect. Then, one day, he came into my life. sequel to How Much I Thought I Hated You. Need to read to understand
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 5,831 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Pieces Of Time by Thoughts on paper reviews
Ever wondered if that boy or girl you secretly liked, might like you, too? Or how you are afraid to take the next step? Scared to have your heart broken, again? This is for all you hopeless romantics out there. You know who you are. Join me in these little pieces of time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Homebound by spanglemaker9 reviews
Edward ran away from his dead end Brooklyn neighborhood at the first opportunity, but never really found what he was looking for. Maybe that's because it was right where he left it. Written for Mad4hugh's fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4660 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 4,082 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something For the Rest of Us by MandyLeigh87 reviews
"We're the broken ones. The damaged. The left behind. The forgotten. Sometimes love is all we have. It's something for the rest of us." ExB Rated M Drama/Romance/Some Angst EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Half Full by DH78 reviews
Bella sees life half-empty. Edward sees it half-full. Will he teach her to quench her thirst by living for the day? AH, drabble-esque.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,017 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Plan B by Missus T reviews
Lying to your mother is never a good idea. Lying about being engaged is crazy, so is the plan they came up with so she wouldn't find out. Edward (& Garrett) BROMANCE - Not slash. This o/s is a prequel to Accidentally in Love and was originally posted in the TwiFanG compilation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward - Complete
Home Ice Advantage by Hibbleton78 reviews
One NHL star. One hockey fan. After months of flirting through plexiglass in an arena full of hockey fans, Lord Stanley brought them together. Now they just have to stay together. Expansion of the One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6197 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dog Star by spanglemaker9 reviews
One choice is made and everything changes. Paths diverge, lead astray, and still lead home. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,511 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 210,741 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disengaged by Hibbleton78 reviews
Edward's a workaholic and Bella is tired of coming in last place. With one bold move, she sets them on a path to either destruction or salvation. ***No Cheating***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,306 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Radio Edit by PinkHoodie85 reviews
Bella, an intern for a popular Radio Morning Show in South Florida, enlist the help of her co-hosts to help gain the self confidence to catch the eye of a certain bronze haired neighbor. AH Cannon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,575 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken by jarielynn reviews
Three people: two brothers and one girl. The Cullen brothers both love the same girl, Bella Swan. Emmett is her high school sweetheart; Edward is the man helping her through her pre-law classes. Who will she choose? Inspired by the song- Need You Now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,913 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7439 - Favs: 10,311 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10625 - Favs: 11,762 - Follows: 12,440 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Delay by DH78 reviews
Life is too short to delay. A story about realizing what you never knew you wanted, until it's too late. AH. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easy by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Everyone thought it was strange, how easy I'd gotten over him. It was all a lie. I held on with the tips of my fingers, burning in pain just to make it look that way. It was hard. The hardest thing I'd ever done. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,475 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Searching For O by littlestar300 reviews
Bella Swan is unlucky in love, she has never experienced the big 'O' and has just found out her current boyfriend James is a secret drag queen. Will her sexy neighbor, Edward Cullen be able to show her what she's been missing? Rom-com ExB, AH, M, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Letters to a Soldier by TLCullen132 reviews
What would you say to a stranger? What would you say to them if they were so close but yet so far away?One name on a sheet filled with lists of names shouts out at you, what if this was your chance at a greater destiny? Written for Cherry Bella FAGE Take2
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love's Little Book by littlestar300 reviews
Bella's looking for a fresh start and one day it comes to her in the form of a flyer about the Boston Book Exchange. Can she help the reclusive owner Edward Cullen into the land of the living, and can he help her make the changes she needs in her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,243 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locket by MandyLeigh87 reviews
A chance encounter brings two worlds together. Fate could tear them a part. B/E One shot Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4721 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cuffs and Kilts by Hibbleton78 reviews
When a reluctant Bella heads out of town for a conference for work she returns to find her hotel overrun by cops. A gorgeous man is hard to resist. A gorgeous man in a kilt? Impossible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beside the Golden Door by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner- 2012 Age of Edward Contest. Edward and Isabella are both on their way to America for a fresh start and a better future. But the New World may not be all they had hoped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mating Game by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward's been living in solitude in his Grandfather's bunker since the infection hit. On a routine trip to the surface, he's taken hostage by strangers and thrown into a dangerous mating game that could cost him his life and his sanity. B/E M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 276 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild Horses by MandyLeigh87 reviews
They say wild horses should run unbridled or the spirit dies. They weren't meant to be contained. Neither was I. Sometimes you have to go back to who you were to find your place. All it took was one summer. And one smile from a boy I used to know. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,508 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7147 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chat Roulette by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella feels like a nobody at school until a overheard conversation leads her to Chat Roulette. What are the chances she gets paired up with her crush? Very likely. BxE Rated M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Messages Intercepted by Hibbleton78 reviews
They meet, they date, they fall in love. Let their own words tell you how it happened. A story told in instant messages, voicemails, and texts. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven's Soulmate by TayBee reviews
Heaven is perfect, but the first couple of months suck. Bella lost Edward decades ago, and married Ben, a minister whom she loved. What happens when she arrives in Heaven to find Edward waiting for her? Can she forgive him for his sins on earth? Drabbles
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her: A Teacher of the Year Outtake by DH78 reviews
Ever wonder what Edward was doing at that bar to begin with? EPOV of Teacher of the Year's Chapter One. You DO NOT need to read TotY in order to enjoy this outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Night Comes by DH78 reviews
Nightmares from a tragedy long ago plague Bella when the night comes. When a mysterious guest checks into her B&B nestled along Orcas Island's coast, can she face her past to move forward? Canon pairings. AH. Rate M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,878 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere With You by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I'd never seen blood look as red as it did against the white fabric. When I woke up this morning, I thought this was the beginning of my new life. In an instant everything was gone. E/B one shot entry for the TwiAngst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Afar by Ficturesque reviews
One-shot. Does love last the test of time? Not always...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Enemies by alexanya07 reviews
This is a one-shot prequel to my story "Enemy Mine."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Santa by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I was an elf, one of the lowest of the low. I would have been more content if I actually worked at the North Pole, but no. No. I worked at another place. Synonymous with Hell. I worked at the mall. B/E Holiday One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Missus T reviews
How long can you lust after your best friend's brother before you give up hope? How do you reconcile an attraction for someone you've thought of as a little sister? How long can two people dance around their feelings before they dance together? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,675 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ride of Your Life by Forever-Liz reviews
Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 210,412 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste: Extras by Magnolia822 reviews
You will find the epilogue and outtakes here. Read AAT first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 539 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
How to love by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review's Tantalizing Tuesday. Rated M. 18 PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,407 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5228 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Workshop WitFit Prompts September 2011 by DH78 reviews
A collection of one-shots based on daily WitFit prompts. All Un-beta'd. Summaries are at the top of each chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Walk the Line by stella luna sky reviews
Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary & Barbie Dolls by Forever-Liz reviews
Excerpts from Masen Cullen's journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Fire and Ice by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
A/U All human.Edward is a cold career Doctor who's personal life is non existent. Bella is the fun and flighty new attending who turns his world upside down. Edward struggles with accepting change...can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,340 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
You Belong With Me by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I was six, he made me cry. When I was fourteen, he got me suspended. And when I was sixteen, he asked me to dance. Long lost VDay One Shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Regardo by shellwrx reviews
My submission for the Boys on Boards contest. When a vacation in Australia lands pro surfer, Edward Masen, in front of a cool and aloof surfboard designer that he can't help but be attracted to, will things heat up or will he wipe out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 180 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4057 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 5,228 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stream by Magnolia822 reviews
Once upon a time a girl met a strange, beautiful boy in the woods; this is their story. AU, Canon O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arms by DH78 reviews
She tried to push away the one person who held her heart but never thought she deserved. This is her journey home. My entry for the TLS L&L Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Public Enemies by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Most bank robbers aren't bad people. Just bored or desperate. I'm just addicted to the thrill...and it's a dangerous love affair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Gallery by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward works as a struggling pianist at his brother's art gallery. He risks everything when he falls for the wrong girl. One Shot E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Ice Advantage oneshot by Hibbleton78 reviews
One shot. Hockey fan, Bella Swan, has dedicated so much time and effort avoiding the 'puck bunny' label that she struggles to acknowledge that the attention from new team addition, Edward Cullen, is directed at her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shaken by shellwrx reviews
O/S written for Fandom4Tsunami. Bella Swan is an art student attending The Academy of Art University in San Francisco when an 8.1 earthquake hits. The tragedy and destruction she is faced with quickly put into perspective her priorities in life. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emasculation of Edward Cullen by Forever-Liz reviews
Edward Cullen is a college freshmen. Forks High's Golden Boy now finds he's a little fish in a big pond & fodder for frat boy pranks. Embarrassing situations threaten to destroy his confidence until he meets an imperfect girl who shows him his true value.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,183 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unexpected Schedule by tellingmelies reviews
We never know the effect a stranger will have on our life. Edward lives his life by a set schedule, never straying from his ways. What happens when he's forced to venture outside of his safe world and take a chance? My entry into the Beautiful Bellies
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score: Play On by DH78 reviews
Futuretake based on the story Evening the Score. Edward and Bella are now married and enjoying their little adventures in a very different way. Edward is still a hot pro-soccer player. Bella is still a badass. Originally Submitted for the FFF Comp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by Ficturesque reviews
Edward - forever a pleasure seeker, gets himself a little more than he bargained for when he flirts with Bella. 'I headed towards her; stopping well within her personal space... My place or yours, Beautiful'. EPOV, E&B. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sure Thing by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Edward Cullen has a date with destiny, and Bella Swan needs a ride home. Problem? These two can't stand each other. See what happens as they make the long trek from Dartmouth to Forks, while Edward is in hot pursuit of his Sure Thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,942 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
On the Hunt by starpilot reviews
Edward catches Bella in an unexpected position. Who is more surprised? There are some hunts where the hunted want to be captured. Lemony sweet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heated Moment by Ficturesque reviews
Unlike her friend Rose, Bella is a relationship kinda girl. Can a gorgeous stranger tempt her to live in the moment? One-shot. AH. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Little Fish by shellwrx reviews
Life in Beverly Hills is grand for the wealthy. To Bella Swan, it is a means to obtain the education she needs for her future. What happens when a new family moves to town and alters her priorities? Could she lose everything she's worked for? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,407 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Testing Fate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Nothing had changed and everything had changed. Bella was my best friend, the love of my life. Today was going to be the happiest day of her life…with someone else. BxE AH Fluffish one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby by beegurl13 reviews
What happens when you give your heart to a boy, and he decides he doesn't want it? How many times can you watch him with other girls and still take him back? What if he called you his Baby? What if you loved him? O/S written for FAGE - All Human, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There's More to Love by Forever-Liz reviews
Bella spent her life seeking love when the one person's love she needed the most was her own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella - Complete
It's Christmas by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Bella Swan is enjoying her last minute shopping, until she see's a homeless man in trouble. She insists on helping him, giving him some money and a place to sleep... After all, it's Christmas... But, is the man all he seems? O/S AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dont t You Live Downstairs? by Dosi reviews
Hey, bist du nicht der Kerl, der unten wohnt?" Bella, Alice und Rosalie bleiben während eines Hurrikans in ihrer Wohnung. Was wird passieren wenn die heißen Nachbarn von unten Hilfe brauchen? AH. ÜBERSETZUNG. Original von The girl with the umbrella.
Twilight - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
Premature Emasculation by Forever-Liz reviews
Outtakes and alternative POVs for the fic "The Emasculation of Edward Cullen." Rated M for language and naughty times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Candy From Strangers by Chicklette reviews
2nd place winner in High Times contest for popular vote! Thank you! "This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
To The Moon and Back by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Final Goodbye by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
"I wasn't expecting a letter from him for another week or two." Edward is in the Second World War, Bella is at home worrying about her husband.. One fateful letter reveals the one thing she didn't want to hear... His final goodbye... ONE SHOT. TEARJERKER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bigger than the sky by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
"You don't know their name, barely saw their face. You just remember how good it felt to be desired…if only for one night." -A one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A lie to hold on to by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
E vows to avenge his brother's death by finding the woman responsible. He travels to WA based on clues given to him by his brother's help, he meets and falls in love with Bella only to find out all clues point to her...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,371 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Painted Hearts by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Pablo Picasso said that painting is just another way of keeping a diary. I just happen to keep mine on my bedroom wall...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best of All My Days by stella luna sky reviews
..."And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran. One shot written for littlesecret84 and fandom gives back. AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simmer, Steam & Sizzle by TaraBear029 reviews
Bella is a journalist for the New York Times. Edward is a 5-star chef in the city. The once best friends drifted apart in college, but what happens when their paths cross again by chance? AU/AH - Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,383 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mistletoe and Memories by TaraBear029 reviews
Still grieving, Bella heads back to her hometown to spend Christmas with her memories. There, she runs into a few old friends, and discovers how to live again...and how to fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Are the Odds? by Missus T reviews
Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? Pick a Pic Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sway by Hibbleton78 reviews
Single mom Bella finally has life under control again when a new PD starts working at the same radio station and teaches her that she doesn't have to be alone to take care of her responsibilities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 199,675 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impasse by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off that cliff and Edward never came back? 5 years later Isabella returns to Forks to bury her father. A broken Bella eager to cut the ties that town held but will a visit from her past change her mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,748 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Courier by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
Written for Southern Fan Fiction Review's Twenty-five days of Christmas one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Love of a Man by jarielynn reviews
Written for 30 Days of Emmett. Rose is a thirty-two year old single mother. When she meets twenty-four year old Emmett on Black Friday he changes her whole life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fish Tales by shellwrx reviews
Select outtakes and missing scenes from The Little Fish. Rated M for possible language, lemons, and general naughty fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2010
Camouflage Christmas by beegurl13 reviews
Army Edward gets deployed, leaving his pregnant Bella behind. What happens when Christmas comes along and he can't get home to her and their daughter? O/S written for Southern Fan Fiction Review's 25 Days of Edward Christmas O/S's. Rated M, canon E/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pickpocket by MandyLeigh87 reviews
One Shot for the Fandom for Preemies. Bella thrives on slipping money, wallets and jewels from people but what happens when she messes with the wrong guy? Rated M B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncurable by SoAdorkable reviews
A young, bright Bella is anxious to start her new internship at the Seattle Psychiatric Ward. But when she stumbles upon a emotionally wrecked bronze haired boy, will everything be turned upside down? AU, AH, OOC. Canons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
First Kiss by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
7 Minutes in Heaven: Sixth grader Isabella got her first kiss from the most popular high school freshman, Edward. Unfortunately Edward moved out of the USA, and it is not until ten years later that the two meet again. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shades of Shame by Hibbleton78 reviews
Two people. A small town that thrives on gossip. One night to forget everything and pretend they aren't so alone. One-shot written with the song "Back 2 Good" as the prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisturbia by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
Edward blames himself for his Dad's death.He was the good kid, now he's the delinquent.House arrest is a lonely place to be until a HOT Brunette moves in next door.Will he spend all his time watching her,or will he notice the psychopath across the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Long Way Home by Magnolia822 reviews
A husband and wife drifting apart. A terrible twist of fate. Sometimes there is redemption even in the bleakest darkness. My submission for the "Picture Says It All" contest, photo #22.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rebel Panties by TayBee reviews
"You know, that skirt would look better on my floor." "I think it would look better wrapped around your face." Bella never hooks up with the patrons of the bar she tends. Never. Until tonight. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Finally got my Baby Boy by Amanda Cullen001 reviews
Bella gives birth to Renesmee like any other woman and she doesn't almost die. Now Bella's human and she and Edward have a new baby to take care of. What will happen down the road? will they have another baby? I suck at summaries, check it out R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
His Hands, Her Heart by Word Ninja reviews
A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gilded by spanglemaker9 reviews
2nd Place winner- 2010 Age of Edward contest. 1899, The Gilded Age, in New York and Newport, RI: Brought up surrounded by opulence and wealth, bound by tradition, Edward is faced with a life-changing choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras Outtakes by Magnolia822 reviews
The title says it all. Read The Cullen Sutras first for it to make sense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Chrome by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward and the guys are on a roadtrip and have a run in with a mysterious biker. O/S B/E OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Halfway Home by stella luna sky reviews
Bella must decide between the comfortable small town life she's always known, or the man who rode away with her heart two years ago. Written for Fandom Gives Back, antiaol & ciaobella27. Rated M. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward is a "Player" at Bella's school. They get thrown together for a project, and Edward has a bet that he cant get Bella to do "IT" with him before the project is over. Bella wants nothing to do with him. But what happens when feelings begin to form?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6476 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4172 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Spirit of '76 by spanglemaker9 reviews
It's July 4th, 1976, and all of New York City has cut loose to celebrate- everyone except Edward Cullen. But a chance encounter with modern girl Bella Swan might be just what he needs to shake up his world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Was Us by cmaus1216 reviews
O/S: Edward Cullen and Bella Swans' life was ravaged by a tragedy that left Bella with no memory of Edward. Is patience key or has their life already slipped through the cracks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man outtakes by mybluesky reviews
The title says it all. Recommend that you read "A Betting Man" first, or else they won't make any sense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/1/2010
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 327 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen isn't perfect at everything by Amanda Cullen001 reviews
A short one-shot i thought of one night. On their honeymoon in Breaking Dawn Bella finds out that Edward isn't perfect at everything after all. R&R please! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chill Out by spanglemaker9 reviews
Edward Cullen, life-long geek, finally has the chance to take his dream girl, Bella Swan, to the Valentine's Dance. He gives her a night to remember, just not quite the way she expected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Day Met The Night by TheYellowVolvo reviews
This is a story of many things. Loss, loneliness, friendship, captivity, freedom, hatred. But above all things, it is about love. Love must always find a way. Day and night, sun and moon. Their destinies entwine. Summer is a magical time. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight: New Moon Alternate Ending by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
In New Moon, what if Bella hadn't jumped off the cliff? What if Alice never came back and Bella went on living her life without Edward? What would happen if Edward returned out of sheer loneliness? Bella's POV. Please review. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The All American High School Prom Night One Shot by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella is determined to have the perfect prom night. But sometimes the best things happen when everything goes wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 205 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eeny, Meeny, Mini, Me by Forever-Liz reviews
The author of The Ride of Your Life sits down to talk with the youngest and most adorable character, Masen Cullen from her fic. Mini Me shares some interesting personal information about himself and his family. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
The Only Exception by MandyLeigh87 reviews
One night. One rooftop. One chance to change her mind. One Shot AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Me by live.and.breath.books reviews
Bella is a famous author and editor with a past she wants to forget. when she gets in a wreck can a certain doctor not only make her well again but gain her trust...her heart...and possibly help her deal with her painful past. my first fanfic R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Searching by live.and.breath.books reviews
She just wanted 2 find him,was that 2 much 2 ask? She was looking for him, only 2 keep loosing her faith in luv.She feels like every where she goes he is there.drained of hope & broken, she goes home...only 2 be met w/the LAST thing she EVER expected. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Ride of Your Life:No Place Like Home Outtake by Forever-Liz reviews
Alice's Halloween party from Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Affair by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place winner in the An Edward to Remember Classic Hollywood Romance One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Drop In The Ocean by stella luna sky reviews
..."I’d have to cast it all away for something I had scoffed at for so long: love." Bella/Edward - at sea! AH. M for the good stuff. One-shot written for snowgood and her awesome contribution to FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Balls and Phone Calls by Missus T reviews
Bella is not supposed to date a cop like her father, but when she meets Deputy Cullen, that all goes out the window. They try to keep their relationship a secret while they can't keep their hands off each other. An entry in the 2010 FML contest.o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Edwizzle and Jazziper by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Silly, Little Bear by duckllingswan reviews
Edward doubts his worth, and Bella tries a silly method to cheer him up. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Ride of Your Life: A First Christmas by Forever-Liz reviews
Bikerella ad DILFward share their first Christmas together. WARNING: There are plot spoilers buried in here. Read at your own risk! LEMONS and LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Christmas Eve Reunion by Missus T reviews
Edward suprises his ex with a vist on Christmas Eve. What will Bella think when Edward gets off the plane and not Alice? AH/AU/OOC **This one-shot is included in FDM's birthday Spectacular! See link inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 200 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bound by stella luna sky reviews
Edward's point-of-view of their time apart in Bare. Written for autumnltd and Fandom Gives Back. Makes more sense reading Bare, first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Pantsless by the-omnomnom-phenomenon reviews
Life is better without pants. Unless you're in front of your boyfriend's family...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Fighter by Chicklette reviews
Jasper Whitlock Hale has spent his life fighting. Fighting a war, fighting with Maria, fighting for Alice, fighting who he is. How do you stop fighting when it's all you know? Darksper, M for sex, violence. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 331 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 9,533 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ride of Your Life Bella's Birthday Outtake by Forever-Liz reviews
An Outtake written for Nina's Birthday. NOT A NEW CHAPTER! BONUS material! Rated M for lemon and language...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Mamma Mia!: Twilight does ABBA! by lady arcadia reviews
This is a story about a slightly nerdy Bella and the popular player Edward who places a bet on the new girl and falls in love with her. Typical high school cliche' but set to ABBA songs from the musical movie Mamma Mia!all human!R&R plzz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,611 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Now There's An Idea by Shai Butter reviews
Outtake from All Because of A Reese's."Realization was instant. Bella. That boy was falling deeper than he realized or was willing to admit. Perhaps now he was willing and ready to admit it." Conversation between Jasper and Edward mentioned in chapter 33
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
That Evil Mosquito by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
He put the tip of his finger in his mouth, and sucked it, seeing as that was where the mosquito had been squished. He closed his eyes, and once he opened them, I was staring at him. “What?” He asked, with the most innocent expression ever on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
save a vovlo ride a vampire by Kawaiibookworm reviews
this is a song in bella's point of view through twilight and new moon. i don't own this song or twilight. please R&R :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19474 - Favs: 12,268 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Gasp The Pajamas! by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5258 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pucker Up, Buttercup by prettyfreakinsweet reviews
Previously 'Kissing Booth'. A series of unrelated one-shots in which Edward and Bella randomly have to kiss. First chapter is the original Kissing Booth- B, A, R working at a kissing booth, & the guys show up. All Human. Mostly OOC, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seven by Alaylia reviews
It's been seven years. Seven years since Nessie's birth changed Jacob forever. And now, she's doing it again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Joys of Parenthood by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle learns that he shouldn't promise to answer a question until he knows what the question is. “Granddad, if I show you something, will you explain it to me?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 216 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mischief & Mistletoe by EZRocksAngel reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Joker by TayBee reviews
When Mr. Banner tells a joke in biology, Bella realizes that getting a joke to surprise Edward is more difficult than she thought. Takes place after Twilight. I own nothing. First FF. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Halloween by Skyloe reviews
Bella thought celebrating Halloween would be over the moment you weren't a child anymore. She never expected for her family, both vampire and wolf, to take it so seriously.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Love by Lady Saffir reviews
Bella discovers the joys of having older brothers. I popped my head over the edge of the bed as the bedside lamp was switched on, showing Emmett and Jasper sitting on the floor, clutching their sides while they laughed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Trauma Minor by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle gets an unexpected visit from Bella at work.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Visions of Orange Blossoms by Lady Saffir reviews
While out hunting, Alice has a vision of Edward proposing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Fall Into You by Skyloe reviews
So lead me, guide me, hold me. Hide me in love with all that you are and all that you do. The Roommate one-shot continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Why Me? by Kaytoko reviews
Comedic takes on little human Bella's life around the Cullens. A short story collection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Till The World Stops Spinning by Lily Turtle reviews
ONESHOT. It's the end. And the beginning. It's the last day of the world. What do the Cullens do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Unwelcome Advances by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jessica decides to make a play for Edward. Thanks to Jasper, the way she behaves surprises even her. For eternitys charm's fanfic challenge. Challenge Topic: Jessica Stanley, flirting with Edward... Genre: Romance or Humor, or both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Summer Vacation Cullen Style by Scarlett Redd reviews
A random fic I decided to write. Mostly cute little scenes, lots of funny moments. Fluff. R&R, PLEASE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Edward's Final Compromise by vjd reviews
At the end of Eclipse this is what Edward is thinking in the meadow with Bella. It was a challenge by a reviewer to write Edward 'happy' Enjoy! PLZ R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Phone Call by Scarlett Redd reviews
What if Bella had answered the phone when Edward called in New Moon. Would he have been able to resist talking to her? What would he say? My view on what might have happend if Jacob hadn't picked up the phone... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
My Little Sis by MidnightWalking reviews
Bella wants to ride her motorcycle and wants Emmett to help. Will he be able to keep her safe? And what about Edward? How will Emmett keep this a secret from Edward? This is it, the last chapter, the end. Thanks for all the great reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
What's At Steak by Crystal Remnant reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/25/2006
A Sunny Day by anivanchic77 reviews
Its a rare, sunny day at Forks, and Bellas off to school without Edward. Upon going to Edwards house afterschool, she finds a stunning sight. What is it you ask? Well, read and find out! Reviews please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by passionfornight reviews
Dance Dance Revolution, need I say more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
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Don't You Live Downstairs? reviews
"Hey, aren't you the guy that lives downstairs?" Bella, Alice and Rosalie are staying at their apartment during a hurricane. What will happen when the hot neighbors from downstairs need some help? How will the girls get along with these cute guys? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Am I Covered In Feathers? reviews
Bella finds herself once again covered in feathers, but this time for a completely different reason. AH Bella & Alice girl time. Don't worry, our sexy copper head makes an appearance. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Angry Grizzly Bears reviews
"You are in trouble, enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." What happened when Edward got that message after leaving Bella hostage to Alice. Remember, he was with his brothers. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward - Complete
Pay Back reviews
What happens when Bella decides she wants to have a little pay back for every time Edward teased her? Post Breaking Dawn... used to be a oneshot but now on the progress of becoming a story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella