Things I will not do when I am at Hogwarts
When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who makes it out alive.
When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Tell first years the door to fluffy's chambers is the entry way to Narnia
1. Who are your favourite Naruto Characters? Itachi, Naruto, and Killer Bee
2. What are your favourite pairings? Naruxsaku, NaruxHina, and SasuxHina
3. Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai Fan? WTH?! NO!
4 Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: pictures, RPCs
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Umm.. No. [kinda grossed out.]
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku so cause its not Yaoi!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) That might make sense...
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's already been revealed.. LOL
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hmmmm... their all really cool but I think the best is Sasori
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke untill he went bonkers.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES!!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? well...it is a plausible theory
17. Sub or dub? Sub! Dub sucks!
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Saku. =.=
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny. x3
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yup.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. He works hard.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hinata.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? no but I'd like to
27. Do you like lemons? No! No lemons! *shudder*
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Barely.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No..
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Whaaa?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Everyone I know is already hooked on Naruto.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no i'm homeschooled
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? no.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...no thx..*shudder*
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? that's actually a theory? 0.0
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? no but I do RPC's
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Nope.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? whaa??
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? no
Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Copy and Paste Section
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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile
All stressed out and noone to choke
Anything worth doing is worth doing right
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
If it's tourist season... why can't you shoot them?
Teacher pay, a perfect example of an oxymoron! - Andoriol's 9th grade english teacher
If at first you don't succede, then skydiving is not for you
It's almost like we know what we're doing... - Mythbusters
I reject your reality and subsitute my own! - Mythbusters
WARNING: tresspassers will be shot WARNING: survivors will be shot again
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
SHIN: a device for finding furniture in the dark
The only subsitute for bad manners, is quick reflexes
Fine: The Real Definition
Stupidity killed the cat, Curiosity was framed
Hello, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up
Officer, I swear to Drunk i'm not God!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
There are three kinds of people in the world; Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you should worry
Whoever said that words don't hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
My mind is an iPod that got stuck on 'Shuffle'
"Itachi." Shisui's booming voice resounded through the eating area.
Itachi felt a pressure in between his temples form; it was amazing how he could do that.
Sasuke glanced in the direction of his elder cousin, who was looming in the doorway and practically seething. Sasuke brushed it off, knowing it did not concern him and continued his reading as he sat at the low dining table.
Itachi paid him no intention as he focused on his objective. His dark eyes focused on the contraption on the counter…
Shisui stalked over to the kitchen area, leaned against the counter with arms crossed and sharpened eyes. "What are you doing?" He asked unnervingly simple.
"Making toast." Itachi replied fluidly.
"You don't eat toast." Sasuke pointed out steadily, his dark eyes never leaving his scroll.
Itachi's eyes stayed focused on the metal contraption.
I do now.
"When did this start?" Shisui snapped quickly.
Itachi turned to his bulkier cousin, his face unsettlingly placid. "Quite recently."
"Did you ever think…that maybe toast is unhealthy for you and if anyone ever found out you liked toast it would be very very bad?" Shisui exclaimed with a wide eyed expression.
"I believe that you are taking my fondness for toast a bit too seriously."
"Then how serious is it?" Shisui leaned forward, obviously invading the precious personal space of his cousin.
"Something is burning." Sasuke drawled.
"See what happens when you like toast!" Shisui pointed to the black piece of bread. "You're hurting the toast for your own selfish needs!"
Itachi began to walk past his cousin with toast in hand.
Shisui flickered into the doorway, his form effectively blocking Itachi, temporarily.
"You don't want toast." He made a grab for the charred bread.
"And why is that?" Itachi easily evaded his grasp.
"Well for one, toast will be ruin of you and if anyone found out that you had a little obsession episode again then you'd be sent straight to Morino-san for a mental evaluation." His voice was but a sharp whisper.
Itachi stared at him with an expressionless countenance.
"Plus, your… hunger jumped out of the window."
"I'm serious." Shisui deadpanned. "Like, sayounara… out the window." He made hand signs to animate such a thing.
He was already heading out the door.
"Oi!" Shisui flickered out of sight.
Sasuke stared at his scroll and plopped a rice ball into his mouth.
(Memoirs of a prodigy by KarasuKimi; Category: Naruto)
"No way, that wasn't teamwork. The only teamwork I saw involved Kagome and her minions!" Kakashi thought about it for a moment. "I shouldn't have passed you three." He turned to the Yondaime. "Is it too late to rescind my verdict?"
Team 7 frowned at him.
"It was teamwork!" Naruto insisted once again. "I was cheering Gome on while trying to free myself from the tree," he boasted.
"I was..." Sasuke's brow wrinkled, "... there..."
Kakashi snorted. "You fail!"
( ० K a z o k u ० by KibaSin; Category: Naruto)
"I can't believe that you and Aizen were hatching plots for world domination in our kitchen! Dad, you've always been a goofball, but this really takes the cake." Ichigo shook his head.
( Illusion by Sariniste; Category: Bleach)
"Still nothing on the fact I'm running on nothing!" He grumbled. "Che, I've just been gone." Gaara stared at him. "And I can see you 'cause I trained myself to see dead people so I can honestly say in a creepy voice: I see dead people. Do you?"
(All Hail the King by Growling; Category: BleachxNaruto Crossover)
For several extremely long seconds, no one dared move, as if anyone breathing too loudly would break some sort of stalemate. "Do you know what it's like?" the boy's voice said again, looking around with his now black and gold eyes. "Having the memories of a 28 year old and being stuck in a child's body? Caffeine can't touch this!"
(Familiar Faces by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet; Category: Bleach)
However, the thought that his brother having a plan that just might help him out a bit intrigued him. A plan that could possibly ward off those Harpies and maybe even the Cretin herself?
...Probably not, though. Cretin, much like her harpy ancestors, won't be easily deterred. The only way to get rid of them was probably to claim bankruptcy. No money, no gold diggers, right?
Then again, they'd probably try to help him regain his wealth, claiming that their love will help him move mountains.
Falling short of running them all down with his car as he drove like some kind of a deranged maniac, just how do you get rid of egotistical, self-centred, utterly obnoxious trolls like Cretin?
...Hmm, arsenic poisoning...? A potentially slow and painful death to anyone who is giving the dangerous metal in small doses, correct?
...No, too messy and Cretin would have to digest it into her body, which meant he had to get close to the vile woman. He didn't trust anyone with the secret so he'd have to do it himself, and given the chance, he'd avoid the annoying twat in any way he can.
However, before he could question what his brother meant by that, the frantic voices of some of his security personnel drifted through the wooden barrier. They were saying something about her not being here yet and where she could be, and that she couldn't have made it this far.
What in the world?
Suddenly, the voice of one of his longest serving security guards, Aaron, quietened down the murmurs and what he said caused Seto's eyebrows to reach for his hairline. "Miss Bakura has her trapped in a closet on level 15, near the fire exit! Go, I'm not sure how much longer she can keep that door shut!"
A thundering sound of feet racing hurriedly to the lift soon followed and then nothing but silence. And Seto was left staring at his office door completely bewildered as to what the hell was going on.
"Closet," Mokuba sniggered lowly near his desk. "So cool."
(Sweet Revenge by Defiant Vixen; Category: Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Hush little Kitling, Don't say a word.
Kyuubi's earthquake will shake the world,
But if Konoha doesn't fall,
Fire comes at Kyuubi's call.
And if Konoha doesn't burn,
Kyuubi will make the oceans churn,
But if Konoha doesn't drown,
Kyuubi's tornado will blow it down.
And if Konoha stays as it's been,
Kyuubi will start all over again…
(Beast's Lullaby by Daydreamer-74423; Category: Naruto)
Sakura did her best 'cute' impression, giving her old teammate a shy smile, "How do I look? Do I look more like a woman now…?"
Warning bells went off in Naruto's head, 'Danger-Danger! Tact required! Don't say something stupid! Neutral answer! Complimentary but true! Complimentary but true!'
He gave his friend as smile, a real one, and said with conviction, "You look like a true Kunoichi."
(Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol; Category: Naruto)
Both Hidan and Kakuzu were breathless, the hunt having excited them so.
"Kakuzu, I see what you mean now. She was made for this world, not ours. She wouldn't be able to survive in a city. This is where she was meant to be. Jashin would be pleased if she chose to follow him."
"Hidan, I highly doubt she would follow your god even if she knew what you were saying. Now go down there and help her drag the deer up. It looks heavy."
(Rescue by gar-a-ash; Category: Naruto)
"You were so much cuter a couple hours ago…" Sakura murmured sleepily and shifted on the bed.
"Pardon?" Sasori asked with a raised eyebrow as he knelt beside her, "Never mind, you were training with Itachi. Strange things always occur with Itachi in the vicinity. Now show me your wounds Sakura."
(Behind by Somber of Secrets; Category: Naruto)
The part of him that Logan assumed would have been a pretty kick-ass father did not like this.
(Of Thieves and Leeches by Jamie Hook; Category: X-Men: The Movie)
"Where are you?"
"Uh… well, Ah -"
"Everybody's here; we're all in the kitchen, and boy, is Logan mad. The Institute is a wreck, and the front lawn is totally trashed, but we totally kicked the Brotherhood's Wait - What? Oh, Logan says its completely Gambit's fault and he wants to know - What? - I am not telling her that - Hang on - Okay, okay: 'Rogue, are you okay we were worried sick what were you thinking?' His words, not mine."
"Well, Ah -"
"Wait - Really? I can't believe it. She wouldn't - What? No way!"
"Tell me you didn't run off with… run off with… Has he done anything to you, Rogue? I'll kill him."
"Just tell me where you are, exactly, and I'll 'port as close as I can... like on Gambit's head."
"Kurt, Ah'm fine. I'm in…"
"Hold on, Keetty! Rogue? Are you still there?"
"Kurt listen -"
"Stop it, Katchen! I said stop it! No, you can't have the phone! Ow! She bit me! Ow! Ow, that's my tail!"
"Not my tail!"
"Kurt? Kurt, are you alright?"
"Hang on, Rogue; Keetty wants to yell - I mean, she wants to talk to you."
"- I'll just be a second Professor, I swear! Rogue? Rogue, are you there?"
"Oh my gosh! You totally did not do what I think you did."
"What did Ah do?"
"Did Gambit, I mean, like, did Gambit, you know…"
"What? Kit - I can't hear ya - listen Ah'm on a public phone in -"
"I can't hear her. She's breaking up… This phone totally sucks."
(Loud smacking sounds, much like a telephone being beaten against a countertop.)
"- Pass it over half-pint. Stripes? That you?"
"Logan! Finally, someone with enough sense ta listen..."
"The reception's garbage, kid. Can ya hear me?"
"Yeah, Ah can hear ya fine, Logan. Y'all okay over there?"
"We're just peachy. Are you all right? Where are you?"
"Ah'm in Virginia – listen, I was just calling ta say –"
"But you're not staying in Virginia, are you?"
"N-no, but listen, its fine, okay? Just trust me on this one. Ah don't know how long Ah'm going ta be, but Ah'll check in once we're settled, alright?"
"Where are you headed?"
"Logan? Ah don't like that tone you're using."
"Don't be smart with me, kid. Where's that damned Cajun taking you?"
"He's not –"
"He's not 'that damned Cajun'. He's got a name."
"You don't sound so sure of yourself. What's he done? Tell him I'll rip him a new one if he thinks he can get away with this."
"Logan! It was my choice."
"Logan did you just snort at me?"
"Sorry, kid. Kurt's shedding… Elf, if you flick me in the face with your tail one more time…"
"Logan! Y'all gotta relax. Gambit's… Gambit's…"
"What's he done? If he's laid one stinking, slimy finger on you…"
"It was nothing she couldn't handle, mon ami."
"Bonjour, Monsieur Wolverine -"
"- Swamp rat! Give me back that damned phone!"
"Désolé, chérie. Let th' grown-ups discuss this. Wolvie? That you? Don't growl at me, homme, that's impolite."
"If you hurt her, Cajun, I have no trouble turning you into a shish kebab. Ya hear me, bub?"
"Stripes? Steal the phone back? Good."
"Yeah, sorry. He's just peachy - Gambit, I mean."
"Sounds to me like Gumbo's being grabby. Tell him to keep his paws off ya if he knows what's good for him. Where can we pick you up?"
"Ah told you, this is my decision. I'll be home soon. I just needed ta let ya'll know that Ah'm fine."
"This isn't kosher, Rogue."
"Look - y'all keep telling me that Ah've gotta sort out my own business, be more responsible, and Ah'm trying to but –"
"Like, Mr. Logan dropped the phone. Apparently he can't hold the receiver when he pops a claw... So, is it true?"
"Is what true?"
"Oh, don't sound so paranoid! This is so romantic, like – the cards, Rogue! I didn't understand what you were talking about, you know, when the Brotherhood was attacking us and all – but now I get it! I mean, it is a little creepy, what with him sneaking around and all – don't you think that's a bit, you know, risky? Whatever. Don't answer that. Did he want to meet for a secret rendezvous? That's why he left you the King of Hearts! It makes so much sense now – you being all secretive and grumpy when he wasn't around –"
"What? NO! No, it ain't like that at all –"
"You are so totally lying right now!"
"It's just so sweet! He went to all that trouble just to get your attention. What kind of guy does that?"
"Lance knocked ya on your ass enough times for you ta know, Kit –"
"That's not in the same context at all. Like, you know that I know that he knows that by doing that he totally has a thing for you."
"Rogue? Are you still there?"
"Ah'm trying ta decipher what you just said, Kit –"
"Oh, whatever. The point is that this is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done in like, the history of Bayville."
"Ah take it the Brotherhood didn't tear down the mansion?"
"What? No, of course not. Like they stood a chance. They weren't too happy when they left, though. OW! Mr. Logan!"
(Sounds of a struggle in the background.)
"YA HEAR THAT SWAMP RAT? AH'M NOT GONNA KICK YO' ASS FOR DESTROYIN' MY HOME!"
"I can hear ya blushing from here, Rogue."
"Ah am most definitely not blushing."
"Oui, she is. It's sorta cute."
"CAJUN! You keep your distance from that girl or your skin will decorate the seat of my motorbike! It needs reupholstering!"
"Geez, Logan, stop yellin' please. No, swamp rat, Ah'm not tellin' him that! Go use the other phone if ya need ta yammer at someone… No, not that one… Farther. Ah said farther! Can't ya give a girl some privacy? Damnit! Ah swear as soon as Ah find somethin' ta throw at ya Ah'm gonna blow ya ta kingdom come!"
"Professor? Oh my gawd, did y'all just hear that?"
"That's quite alright, Rogue. I'm certain I will regain the use of my left ear later this afternoon. Logan, are you still on the line in the kitchen?"
"Hey, Chuck. Yep."
"I'd like to speak with Rogue for a moment privately, if I may."
"Me and Gumbo were having words, Charles."
"I'm afraid that will have to wait. Would you…?"
"He's gone, Logan. Ah made him go to the far side of the building. Ah think he's callin' his MAWMAW! BECAUSE HE'S GONNA NEED HIS MAWMAW WHEN AH'M DONE WITH HIM!"
"You tell him, Stripes. Chuck? I think I do feel a bit better about this situation now."
(The Ante by Lucia de'Medici; Category: X-men Evolution)
"Maybe we can tie her up or do something better… maybe kill her?"
"Yes, that's exactly what we'll do, yeah, after all we are six inches tall and half a pound each we could totally take her, un" Deidara said sarcastically staring at Kakuzu who was to his left.
"Shut it at least I'm trying to think of a plan" Kakuzu said smacking his paw on the floor glaring at the blond kitten.
"I don't think it's that bad" Kisame said looking at the other kittens.
"Yeah, you're wearing pants not a frilly pink dress!" Kakuzu shouted gesturing at the clothes Kaida had put them in.
"Haaaa Tobi feels pretty" The tabby said bounding around the front room making the blue dress he was in billow out.
(KittyCATtastrophe by Gaara's panda-hime; Category: Naruto)
"It does not matter. I have already prepared your punishment; you are to double your duties." Byakuya ordered.
Yuzu blinked, "It doesn't sound so bad…" She muttered.
"Excuse me?" Byakuya narrowed my eyes.
"Uh, I mean how terrible! What a tragic fate! Oh my god! More work! How can I ever survive? This…This is cruelty! Beyond humanity! Nooooooo! Why meeeeeee?" Yuzu wailed.
"Cease your acting and do your job." Byakuya ordered.
(Pursue my happy exit by DaRkZeRoGaL; Category: Bleach)
Kenshin stared at the lifeless body at his feet and shook his head at the triumphant expression on Kuwairo's face when the girl suddenly collapsed.
"She didn't faint because of her fear for you, Kuwairo, she passed out from the lack of oxygen," reminded Kenshin, ignoring his pet's glare when he uncaringly crushed its ego.
(A Dragon's Love by BattousaisGrrl; Category: Rurouni Kenshin)
"Dude, you're some kinda crazy!" Kiba screamed at the odd faceless man.
"Tell me what you know!" insisted his captor, shining the blinding light at the chunin's face. "You can't hide the truth from me! What is NASA doing with those shoelaces? And why are the Girl Scouts suddenly adding 'new organic ingredients' to their cookies? What do they have planned?"
(Connecting the Dots by Afalstein; Category: Naruto & Justice League Crossover)
'You fly well, Son,' he sent mentally.
Even as Vader sensed his son's joy at the compliment, Luke replied cheerfully, 'Just trying to get away from you, Father.'
(For Family by Nanuk888; Category: Star Wars)
I don't care, darling. Jon needs to accept the fact that Lenore is obviously going to be a tall, drop-dead gorgeous guy magnet when she hits about sixteen, with sexy curves, full lips, and everything." Ivey explained.
"Hey Red, I don't think you're, uh, helping very much." Joker cackled, pointing at Jonathan, who had an incredibly deadly expression on his face as he stared at Lenore's picture.
"Sixteen, you say? That's plenty of time to kill every man on earth…" he whispered darkly, no sign of sarcasm in his voice. Joker and Riddler froze.
(Lenore by Raven Lenore Robins; Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight)
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