Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
I have written two Naruto stories.
Name: Look up there and if you can't figure it out then there is no hope for you.
Age: As old as the stars but as young as the flowers AKA none of your business
Birthday: June 5th
Fav color: Silver, Black, Blue (Sapphire), Red (crimson), Green (emerald), White, neon except pink (in that order)
Likes: fanfics, manga, books, drawings and drawing, my friends (Deidara is my friend! If you looked at the first chapter of Hidden Wind's Female Shinobi and looked at my random fact about myself then you can figure out that one of my friends is called Deidara.)
Dislikes: People who say mean things about my friends and if you say it at me I tend to look a little crazy when my inner child escapes from its candy cage (its licorice) and starts sprouting random stuff and this is when you back away slowly and run.
Fav manga/fanfics: I have too many to count and I just put them on favorites on my computer so I have a link. I have to keep creating files in favorites to separate them. And I would have to tell you how hard it is to do THAT when you read them on different computers!
Current Fav Movie: G.I. Joe, Star Trek (the new one)
Current Fav Song: Empire State of Mind, So What by Pink, Fireflies by Owlcity, Enter Sand Man by Metallica and a couple others but I like Guns N Roses along with Metallica too. I generally like rock, but I listen to Evanescence and Flyleaf, and Eminem.
Current Bad Habit (and one I don't think with go away without motivation): Having little work ethic with deadline
Favorite Insults (Use at your own risk):
You're couple inches short of a ruler
When God gave brains away, he was one short. Was that you?
If we thought Gai in a pink thong under that green spandex was a disturbing picture, we missed you.
Stuff I think is funny:
I call you squishy and you shall be MINE!! You are my squishy! slaps hand away MY SQUISHY!!
I ran with scissors and lived!
Don't just knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell, laugh in his face and get the hell out of there. He hates that.
The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Barney came along and they all commited suicide.
Type in evil on google images, and like the fourth picture is an evil snowman.
The difference between friends and best friends:
FRIENDS: Helps you you up after you fall
BEST FRIENDS: Pushs down the asshole who pushed you
FRIENDS: Comforts you when your boyfriend dumps you and dates another woman
BEST FRIENDS: Confronts them and yells, "You're too much of a man-whore to appreciate her!"
FRIENDS: Dumps you when the first hot guy crosses their path
BEST FRIENDS: Flick the bird at those "friends" and make funny faces at their backs to cheer you up
FRIENDS: Comforts you when he refects you
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and say, "It's because your not man enough to realize when the best thing that ever will happen to you is in front of you and now will never know."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and threatens him that if he doesn't treat you right that what makes him a man will become suishi
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Be in the cell next you saying, "That was fun. Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDSWill help you move the bodies
FRIENDS: Will let you date whoever
BEST FRIENDS: With interigate them while sharpening a knife
FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone that you cried . . . Will laugh about it with you when your not so senstitive about it and beat the crap out of who ever made you cry
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could tell of several embrassing moments and list off all there is to know about you
FRIENDS: Leaves you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Kicks the collective asses of the crowd and be with you in our own little crowd
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Come in and say, "Honey, I'm home!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell
FRIENDS: Are for high school/college AKA drinking buddies
BEST FRIENDS: For life
How to see if your insane:
1. See flying unicorns in the middle of the road (Duh, they are on the rainbow)
I'm updating as fast as I can and have another story up to take a break from my first story. So please read my stories and review! Plot bunnies are vicious little creatures so I might put more stories up and since I don't want to drop any of my other stories, my updating will be slower. I will update as fast as I can!
This is just a notice that I will be going back to the beginning of Hidden Wind's Female Shinobi and editing, possible re-vising some, and to take note of the little details that I have meant to come back to, but just didn't remember after so many updates. I will also be revising Shadow of the Sky, since one, I rewrote it on my computer while my internet was out for about a month, and decided that I would fix some things when I re-read the story. I hope that you like the revised edition, and review. XD
MAJOR AUTHOR'S NOTE (Mostly for those reading Hidden Wind):
A/N (1): Having more experience writing fanfiction, I have realized that I could have written HW's FS better. But as it was my first fanfic, it was more of a trial and error then a masterpiece. So I will finish it, and give it the best ending I can when I get there (maybe ten chapters more, I sincerly don't think I would get past forty, I'm in the last third). I will gradually revise former chapters, hopefully making my grammar up to standards (through I nearly always mess up on grammar SOMEWHERE . . . ) with mostly accurate spellings (I'm a mostly good speller, and with the aid of spelling check on fanfiction.net, hopefully they will be spelled correctly). I will try my hardest to not leave you hanging on the little bits of information that promised further explanation (if you would so kind, you can always message me with the ones that are bugging you the most). I will try to bring back my disclaimers with the Naruto characters, I was recently given an idea of how to continue them. I did not mean to stop doing those disclaimers, but in my rush to update as quickly as possible, I forgot in the beginning, then just forgot completely (if you noticed, some chapters don't even HAVE a disclaimer . . . ).
I will also inform you, having read a brilliant fanfic that guilted me into realizing that I made it sound that they just fell in love, just like that. I did not mean for that to come across that way; they realized that they could be something the first time they met, by the time Naruto left for training, the two were . . . friends. After Naruto got back, the two liked each other, and when Gaara was kidnapped, Gaara made the first move. The two like each other as something more than friends, but haven't figured out quite exactly. She doesn't quite know how, and Gaara, being well, Gaara, the two don't quite know how to go about love. There is the distinct possibilty of something more, and neither will let the other go without a fight, but they have not progressed to love. She, being from an OC clan, "sees" something similiar to the red string of fate tying the two of them together, and that is the reason why she tries so hard to get to know Gaara.
I also just realized that I've been neglecting the ROMANCE part of the story greatly, and will inform you that I have outlined a date coming within the the chapter, maybe two or three (depending on how I split them), that will take place. After that, I will try to get the two together more often, and make sure that you can smell the romance in the air occasionally.
A/N (2): I mentioned somewhere . . . before shippuden . . . not exactly sure, but I said that Tsume was dating someone. I just thought that I should mention who it was, one because it was bugging me when I skimmed through that chapter, who knows how long ago, and two because, well, it was bugging me whenever I thought of romance in this fanfic recently. Think of a certain widower blond with a daughter, part of the original Ino-Shika-Cho team, and runs a flower shop. Starts with I-, ends with an -noichi. Part of the, starts with a Y-, ends with an -amanaka clan. You should get it from there. Maybe I'll mention them later . . .
Apology: I can't get anything off my laptop at this time, not for some time anyway, so Shadow of the Sky has been delayed majorly.It still is. Hidden Wind is not however since I, for some miracle, managed to keep my notes on paper with brief descriptions of what needed to happen in the next chapter. So I have the basic outline for the rest of the story, now I have just got to write it. My dead laptop, which I just have to get the memory off the stupid thing. Which is now named Troublesome. And will destroy, probably by running over with great malice and enjoyment, soon as I have everything I want off it.
I am sorry it has been so long since I have updated, and I will try my hardest to get something out by the end of the month. Shadow of the Sky, though, is all put on permanent hiatus until I get the memory of my old laptop, which I know how to do, I just have to find the stupid usp cable thing -which supposedly isn't very expensive- and use it.
Just to let you good people know, I am leaving this account. I haven't updated in a long time, life keeps getting in the way, and I feel incrediably guilty about taking so long. I still want to write though, so my friend TobiBlack, is letting me use their account. They would have posted a similar message on their profile stating this, so I'm doing my half. My stories will be continued under his name, so don't worry. Through they will be helped some because Tobi has been itching to create some of my grammar and make the plot a little more feasible.
So, I guess this is good-bye.