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Joined 01-07-10, id: 2208614, Profile Updated: 05-16-12

I enjoy reading whatever with sex.


My obsessions:

The Vampire Diaries
True Blood
Supernatural
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
American Psycho

I do appreciate if no-one judges what I find appealing.

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The Brave One by BloomingFireHeart reviews
A young girl named Samantha who's mother works as a guard for Arkham Asylum, finds herself caught in some trouble with a man named Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, one of the inmates in Arkham. Tiny appearances from other villains like the Riddler and Killer Croc. Scarecrow/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,343 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Killer Croc, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Prisoner's Dilemma by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
When Loki falls to Earth Tony's there to find him, and seeing only an injured stranger takes him in with no thoughts for the consequences. As it turns out, a pet god is a big responsibility. Written before viewing the movie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,851 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Immortally Different by Avalon Phoenix reviews
Allow me to begin my story, give you a view into a world of one whom there are others similar, yet so very different.
Crossover - Twilight & Argeneau Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Until death do us part by Lo-kithe reviews
Loki is dying, and as a last resort he turns to Tony Stark for help, the clever engineer who already offered to help once. Warning: Might make you cry :v
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Speak No Evil by MasqueradeLover reviews
A silent Loki is banished to Midgard where Tony Stark decides to take him prisoner. Eventual Tony/Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,561 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Loki
Mr Sparkles! by xpunkedfreakx reviews
Just a crack fic I decided to write. Includes things like unicorns, sparkles, Punk/Jericho friendship, and Randy being a jerkoff.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/19/2012 - CM Punk, Chris Jericho - Complete
CM Punk: Monster Slayer by dashinginconverse reviews
In a world where monsters and the like are as common as a cold, Punk is the one to call. Oh, hell, we're all screwed.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - CM Punk
Glimpses of You and Me by Sanity's-overrated reviews
50 moments in the lives of CM Punk and Jericho Forewarned: SLASH m/m warnings: mpreg, fluff, angst, comfort
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - CM Punk, Chris Jericho - Complete
Pick Up The Pieces by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Bella takes a fall while trying to reach a box in the Cullen house while they are all out hunting. Carlisle comes home early and helps her out. Good thing he's there to pick up the pieces. Bella/Carlisle father/daughter rel. fluff/ one-shot, no sequel
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Blood Trust by Amos Whirly reviews
Those who love power always seek more. The Volturi won't stop until their power is perfect, but they, like others, have begun to realize that being perfect doesn't always mean being full-blooded. -Blade/Underworld/Twilight crossover-
Crossover - Blade & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Death by Rum Cake by Kimmy Coo reviews
It’s Alfred’s birthday and Lois has decided to gift Alfred and Bruce with her world famous rum cake. Well we all know what happens when Lois gets in the vicinity of a kitchen.
Crossover - Smallville & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Lois L., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
When Life Hands You Lemons by Lost in Believing reviews
What would you do if life handed you lemons? Just another random question that Bella decides to ask to her friends. One-shot. Hope you learn a few things, and get a laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Convincing Arguments by Tarafina reviews
Bruce disproves of Chloe's living arrangements and sets out to making a compelling argument that his apartment is better suited to her. :Chloe/Bruce:
Crossover - Smallville & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Chloe S., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Small Shove by Tarafina reviews
They'd agreed to keep it secret, so he really shouldn't be showing any signs of disapproval. :Chloe/Bruce:
Crossover - Smallville & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chloe S., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Two To One by E. Griffin reviews
The Scarecrow; Jonathan Crane, becomes obsessed with inducing fear in one of his students, unawares that something horrifying already haunts her.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004