Blackie Shell Paws and Furface
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Joined 01-08-10, id: 2208845, Profile Updated: 03-06-12
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Jane Eyre, Maximum Ride, High School Musical, Cherub, Victorious, Twilight, Wuthering Heights, and Hunger Games.

Hi everyone!

Names: Blackie (the cool one), Shell (the smart one), Paws (the musical one), and Furface (the funny one!)

Hi! We're just random people (who like pizza) who like to write. We will write mainly Twilight, Harry Potter, Black Beauty and whatever Shell decides she wants to write about.

Furface: Wants to write about gore- No she doesn't, she wants to write parodies!! YAY!!

Shell: Wants to become yes prime minister.

Paws: Campaigning for hamster rights worldwide and that pi = 3.1415926 535897932 384626433832 79502884197 16939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989!!

Blackie: Is campaigning for Harry Potter to be taught in schools.

Stories we have written:

Furface

Wolf Brother: What really happened- A parody of Wolf Brother, which is bound to have you in fits of laughter :p

Jane Air: The girl who couldn't spell her name- A Jane Eyre parody, please read?

Destiny's imprint- A Harry Potter and Twilight crossover - WHICH I (Furface) HAVE FINISHED!!! :D

The Real World- A Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry wakes up after being in a car accident only to discover that he has been living in a parallel world, and that his parents are alive :)

The Reason- A Dalton (which is a fanfic of glee) fanfic about why Dolce won't let anyone visit Julian after the Adam Incident

Blackie

Black as he's painted- A Harry Potter Story

Flying Free- A Maximum Ride Story

Paws

Shell

All of us

Harry Potter and the I didn't get the Horcruxes-A harry potter parody

Hi! It's Blackie here, on 22/1/10. I have just added a new story, and Furface has just posted Chapter 3 of Destiny's Imprint.

Me again! 10/2/10! Kinda bored now, coz I'm sick and the others are at school... mua ha ha ha ha...

!!(MESSAGE FROM PAWS: ARE YOU OK BLACKIE? AWWW, WELL HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON. HOPEFULLY SEE YOU TOMORROW?? :) :))!!

Me Again! I'm okay now, and back at school! BAHP Posted on Sat!

Hello, this is Blackie and Paws! and we just want to say: I (Paws) have taken up Furface's story Destiny's imprint! Yay!! (23/2/10)

But then I- Furface- took Destiny's Imprint back before you uploaded another chapter ;) (28/5/10)

Hi everybody! (Hi doctor blackie!) Just thought I'd say hi... Well, see ya! Oh yeah- FURFACE UPDATE YOUR PARODY OR ELSE!! Furface- I shall try :S

Hey everybody! Me again! Blackie! Well, the intrepid four have just got back from Germany! It was really good but sad that it's over... (sniff)... Anyway, I'm back!

Hey guys! Blackie yet again! Okay, so, it's exam week right now, but we're doing really well! The others are doing great and I'm badgering Furface in the last few seconds! Right, the main news is that Paws has given Desiny's Imprint back to Furface and it is now in the few final stages of completion! Yay!

WE JUST FINISHED OUR EXAMS!!! WHOOO! Sorry, had to let that out. Anyway, since it's half term, you'll be hearing a lot more from me! I dunno about the others though...

Me again! I have just posted the next chapter of Flying Free and am now going to make a poll. I hope the others don't mind, but I'll delete it if the others don't like it. :D

Hi guys! Alright, BAHP is on hold because of extreme... oh man, I've forgotton the word... writer's block, that's it, but I shall be posting a new story to try and get my creative juices flowing.

No one's written here for a while...So I felt like I should :) I would like to take this oppurtunity to also point out that I have a deviantart account where I upload some of my other parodies (I don't upload them all here, just as I don't upload them all there). So please check it out ^_^ www.gythadean.deviantart.com

Hi everyone! This Blackie! Okay, just so you know, all my stories (the ones written by Blackie) except Like a Bird and Cotton Chains are goin on hold. No, I don't know when I'll update the others, I will eventually, but not now. Once those two are finished, then I will. Okay? SO STOP GETTING AT ME, FURFACE! Blackie xxx

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The Potters by Maya Sunshine reviews
A fanfic about Harry's daughter, Lily Potter, and her life at Hogwarts; growing up as the only daughter of famous Harry Potter, and dealing with the problems it brings. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 105,026 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Lily Luna P., OC
The Menaces' View of Hogwarts by River Rox and Skye doesn't reviews
We are the menaces. We are in hogwarts and our lives misson is to annoy and potenially destroy the spirits of any one who is in Hogwarts. Welcome to our world. Where everyone hates us...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Don't Forget by margauxmoran reviews
“Gin, is there something wrong?” the man asked, moving closer to her. She shook her head and closed her eyes, tears starting to fall on her cheeks. “I think so … because I can’t remember who you are,” she cried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
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The handing over of the mockingjay pin
The daughter of the mayor hands over the mockingjay pin and has flashbacks and stuff. Woot. K cos there are some swear words (cray, I know :O). THIS IS A PARODY, NOT SERIOUS STUFF, read it only if looking for laughter cos it will lack serious plots and whatnot :)
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Madge U., Katniss E.
Waking up as a muggle reviews
James Potter as in Harry's dad, not his son wakes up in a world without magic in which everyone thinks he's delusional...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wuthering Heights The Parody reviews
Written by a frustrated student who hates reading too much into literature... Very short because I want to know opinions on it before uploading more :
Wuthering Heights - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012
Cotton Chains reviews
Beck has been kidnapped, and his friends are determined to get him back. But Tori, Jade, Cat, Robbie, Andre, Rex and Trina aren't really experienced with rescuing, and Beck's captor is getting more psycotic by the minute.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010
Like A Bird reviews
Reagen's by herself. She escaped last night, and spent her money on a cheap rucksack. Her wings hurt, and her last attempt at flying didn't end well. She's by herself, but is it a good thing? Submit-A-Character.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Twilight Spoof reviews
This is a parody of Twilight. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real World reviews
After a car crash, Harry falls unconscious and is woken up by his parents...Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P.
James' Father reviews
CHERUB has located James' father. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
Jane Air: The Girl Who Couldn't Spell Her Name reviews
A little parody of mine about Jane Eyre. Rated T just in case.
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Abducted reviews
The East Diamonds are the most famous jewels in America, and they're in the possesion of East High School. A man abducted four students from East High and says that they will die unless he gets the diamonds. Will the four get out alive?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Flying Free reviews
"Did that hurt, Fang?" Ari breathed, "Did that hurt, birdboy? 'Cause guess what? It's about to get a whole lot worse." Fang has been kidnapped after a fight with Ari. The flock are getting new powers. Can they save Fang before time runs out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Fang, Max
Wolf Brother: What really happened reviews
Just a parody of what happened, in which Torak is quite silly. Rated T because I'm paranoid and Torak eats some horrific stuff. No satisfactory ending because I couldn't think of anything funny enough-nothing is worse than what I make up when idea-less
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Destiny's imprint reviews
Ginny wakes up in an unknown place on the street. She soon meets the Cullens. Set after Breaking Dawn. WARNING: Contains Spoilers! I'm quite bad at summaries... rated T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Ginny W., Seth - Complete
Black as he's painted reviews
The Black cousins were all very different. But when Sirius goes to Hogwarts and gets sorted, will Bellatrix side with her sisters and cousins? On Hold
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Feline Tears reviews
Listen, before, we could waltz in anywhere." Fang said slowly. "Just tuck in the wings and voila! Normal looking kid! Now-" he paused. Nudge slowly began to understand. Their cover was blown.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Fang, Nudge
Harry Potter and the I didn't get the horcruxes reviews
When Luna Lovegood took it upon herself to rescue Harry Potter, he didn't think that he would end up in Hell, Heaven and running from the Grappelha. But, oh well, that's life!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P.