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Artistically Tragic by bittersweetties reviews
I'm in love with Sasori Akasuna. I have been for a while. I'm smart, I'm athletic, I'm also tragically inartistic. How am I suppose to win his love like this? Especially with a certain blond trying to sabotage me every step of the way? SasorixOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,666 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara, Sasori
Myosotis by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
Loki is struck, quite literally, with a case of highly justified amnesia, and soon finds himself in the somewhat sporadic care of one Peter Parker, who can't quite figure out why his new friend has the Avengers after his head or why Tony Stark keeps showing up wherever Loki goes- you know, for business and stuff .
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,186 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Kagome Higurashi, Demon Miko of the Akatsuki by Saphire Moon Maiden reviews
When Kagome uses the well after the final battle, her new demon blood has an odd reaction to it. Stuck in a new world, she discovers a group of missing nin and makes a place for herself in all of their hearts. Rated for Hidan's mouth and cuteness overload.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kagome H., Akatsuki
Pivot by Blight Purged reviews
AU. When Gaara is admitted to a psychiatric ward, he just wants to be left alone. But others come, trying to "fix" him. Only one catches his immediate attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,179 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Gaara
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 214,634 - Reviews: 3273 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/10/2008
Tiny Pearl by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
She never looks at anything but Naruto, but when she finally catches someone else's eye, Hinata finds that maybe someone's been watching her too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,593 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Too Good To Be True ORIGINAL by AidoRockz reviews
A girl in the real world gets dragged into the Vampire Knight world. The longer she stays in this world the more things begin to change, including herself. What is happening to her and how will this effect the Vampire Knight story line? Please read and review.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 164,418 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009
Please Save Me by Iluvsakuandocs reviews
My life has been depressingly normal as an emo. But what I never expected to happen was some strange visitors changing my life forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Akatsuki
Wonderland High: The Academy for Blades and Guns by Ink'n'Echo reviews
Alice enters a highschool where everyone can magically summon a weapon and fighting is necessary. Being the only one without a weapon to call her own, how will she survive? Plus, everyone seems to hate her, like THAT helps! More summary inside! Alice&All
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,187 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice L.
Let Me Be The One To Save You by Trina-Lee reviews
Emma has a misdemeanor and has to do community service to get off parole. There she meets Nathan, Simon, Kelly, Curtis and Alisha, who all have super powers. She thought she was the only one! But can she really trust them? I mean after all, aren't they criminals too?
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Nathan Y.
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU & Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,806 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Suprise Guests by S1SKA reviews
Aoi is just your average girl. What happens when a certain group of S-ranked criminals appear in her closet? Rated T because I doubt that continuous knifing is kid-appropriate. FOREVER HIATUS'ed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,828 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 124,187 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Darkness Rising by Everlasting Defiance reviews
A young woman is abducted by Bad Bloods and sold into slavery. NC-17, AU, Dark, Slave, Tort, Abuse, D/s, Sexual Situations, Controversial Subject Material, N/C, Angst, Dark Lemons, Oral, M/F, M/M/F, Moresome, Predators OOC, Xenophilia.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Bonding by Aya8 reviews
Sai reads in a book that slumber parties are a good way to bond with friends, so he invites Kakashi, Yamato, Naruto and Sakura over to his place to spend the night.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Double Edged Blades by Kallypso reviews
Cara, a thief, wants to survive as long as possible with her mysterious condition. Chloe, a blind runaway alchemist, wants to live without being a burden. They meet Elric brothers and decide to use them to find the philosopher's stone, and cure their conditions. But Cara's disease might be more complicated than she thought, a double edged blade she cannot escape. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 148,689 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
The Tacit Resonance by animarune reviews
The Akatsuki is an evil organization that nobody really knows anything about, filled with notorious, S-Class nuke-nin. I know all that, so why the hell am I living with them? Better question: Why did one of them save me? But then, Tobi's a good friend now, and I... I think I might be falling for Deidara... Okay, seriously, who the hell keeps shouting at me?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,283 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Deidara, OC] Obito U./Tobi
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
What to Expect When You Never Planned on Expecting by EClairedeLoon reviews
Prompt: Darcy never saw herself as a mom. She's thought of herself as a badass bitch, a party girl, a friend, a screwup, a fuckbuddy, and, lately, a kinda-sorta permanent fixture in the Avengers Tower, but a mom? Never. But then the second little pink line appears on the pregnancy test, and her life is going to need some rearranging.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
One Last Spark by Kallypso reviews
I felt like I was in a pit and someone was wacking me with a shovel when I tried to climb out. I thought it ended two years ago. But sometimes ashes still smolder, sometimes all it takes is a spark to start a fire again. Book 3! Envy/OC, Edwin, Al/OC! R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 142,976 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Fifth by Gemmi92 reviews
Everyone knows there are four Inbetweeners but what if there was a fith one? And a girl? And Gilbert's daughter?
Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,582 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 2/5/2011
A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
I'll Find You When The Sun Goes Black by Frankie Hale reviews
Frank is seventeen, but he believes his life may as well be already over. Gerard is your standard emo-fag in high school - until his family take on a new foster child: Frank. This is a Frerard story with dark themes containing abuse, rape, self-harm and eating disorder. This is how MCR began, and where they are now.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,772 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
The Return To Wammy's House by GraphicxBliss reviews
/Sequel to "The Transfer..."/ When Abbie returns after 3 years, she reunites with her old friends, enemies and love interest. And now Light and Misa are featured. MattxOC, NearxOC and possibly MelloxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Near, Mello, Matt, OC
The Life and Times of the Kazekage's Assistant by Kitty Slap reviews
Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,430 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gaara
I Think My TV's Broken by Exhale Vanilla Lace reviews
*MASSIVE REVISION IN PROGRESS* Yukari's life isn't exactly sunshine and daisies. Somewhere between being disowned and having her only reason for living die in her arms you'd think someone would cut her a break. Instead her TV Broke and she's definately not in Tokyo anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 149,919 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Speak Up, Calm Down by katlou303 reviews
Hinata is a near mute girl whose anxiety is getting worse by the day. Sakura's a girl with anger issues on her very last chance. Life is hard when everything you do is a mistake, and everyone is against you. High school fic, GaaSaku, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,566 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
Absolute Ouran by Artemis Day reviews
It's not often you get a package in the mail that's as big as you are. Less often would you get more than one, and NEVER would you find six human males inside. Unless of course you're Haruhi Fujioka. Based on the shojo manga, Absolute Boyfriend.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,913 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Haruhi F.
Half Hearted by xxxRagexxx reviews
Two years have passed since Oz escaped from the Abyss, and he finds his heart caught between the two people he cares for the most. Will he try to keep them both? Or choose one? Or will one of his options choose for him? GilxOz BreakxAlice
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,541 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven
Winter Rain by gaaraofthefunk13 reviews
She knew two things: One, she was sick of helping Iruka clean. Two, Sasuke needed to stop glaring at things that weren't going to glare back any time soon. She becomes the Akatsuki's hostage, poor Itachi has to watch the brat while she calls him old fart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,053 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC - Complete
Starbucks by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
For punishment Loki is banished to live as a human until he learns a valuable lesson. Now the Avengers need his help. First he has to quit his job at Starbucks. FrostIron. and some side pairings. Capsicoul, Clintasha, Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,667 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Thor
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11294 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Supernanny by renrenren3 reviews
The Avengers are turned into kids. Coulson is the only one qualified to handle this. Starring Phil Coulson, Nick Fury, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Thor, Loki, Pepper Potts, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker and others.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012
Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. PREVIEWS OF REWRITE STORY IN LAST CHAPTERS . T for attempted murder and swearing. Rewrite moved to The Kitten Curse. This version is more of a crack and humor story. Hidan pisses off a witch and, as punishment, she sends him and the others to the real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Kinda Rain by ScreamingTurtles reviews
Two girls are given to the Akatsuki by their evil father. Will new feelings bubble up and will old scars heal? New philosophy: "What will survive of us is love." Weak and strong, they are different, yet the same. They will, they must, stay brave. [ AkatsukixOCs ] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Akatsuki
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Akatsuki Drabbles by Emo Akatsuki Addict reviews
A series of drabbles in which I find that Zetsu is surprisingly perverted, Tobi becomes my uke, Hidan and I beat the living hell out of each other, and other naughty-ness occurs. Rated M for cussing, suggestive situations, and gore. Now includes Kakuzu and Madara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu, Madara U.
All The World's a Stage by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hapless college student in love with the idea of perfection. She longs for the life of fame, but is popularity really all she dreamed it would be? Itachi is 'perfect,' according to the world. He has a very different view on popularity. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,872 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Kunai Bolts by NeferNeferi reviews
UNDER EDITS! As assassins they had a simple rule: no feelings for the prey. Following it had been easy...until Neji and Gaara became their mission. After feeling the unwanted, will their hearts betray them or carry on with the forceful task? NejiXOC, GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Neji H., Gaara
One Touch by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Tony/Loki FrosIron. Loki didn't realize he had been starved nearly to death of simple touch, until Mr. Stark shows him. Loki is super deprived of affection and doesn't know it until he feels it. slash. Movie!Verse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Conception Anomaly by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Howard never expected waking up next to his best friend would have so many consequences. MPREG, slash. Howard/Raj. REVIVED.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Howard W., Rajesh K.
Misfits by QueenOfTheFlame reviews
Season four. Cue two new characters. Three new powers. Nathan, Simon, Alisha and Kelly maybe be gone - but Curtis and Rudy are here to help the new guys settle in. Prepare yourself for strong cursing, lots of sex and plenty of sass, not to mention awesome powers! Based off the TV series, obviously. Can't wait for season four! Whoop;) Enjoy!
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Ways To Get Akatsuki Pissed At You by DM-sama reviews
Warning: Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,230 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Akatsuki
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Devil On Your Back by kristakemehigh reviews
Post-Avengers:: Peter Stark-Rogers and Allison Stark-Rogers are the adopted teenage children of Steve and Tony. Peter was bitten by a radioactive spider at 15, giving him powers to be a hero like his dads. Then, there's Allison. What lengths would a daughter of Tony Stark and Steve Rodgers go to for attention and credit?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Gold by athos-aramis reviews
The Night Mother spoke. As Listener, she obeyed. Yet, a simple contract throws the Listener, simply known as Alor, into a den of thieves and into the path of Brynjolf. Set a few years after Alduin's death. Dark Elf dragonborn x Brynjolf
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,151 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
Sinking by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
Being the head of a prestigious household at a young age can sometimes be difficult. That's when it helps to have a supernatural butler around. Seemingly, this is becoming a trend?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Stop The Universe! I Want To Get Off! by xxOrganizedInsanityxx reviews
Six girls unwillingly stumble into the unfamiliar and often dangerous world of Naruto, where they are forced to compete in the most difficult test of them all: the Chunin Exams. And when you come from a world where ninjas don't exist, things can get ugly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,372 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/16/2009
Chocolate Roses by georgiapeachesandbluelagoons reviews
'I looked up and stared into the beautiful blue eyes of the person that I had bumped into.' MelloxOC R&R! Rating will most likely go up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Mello
Rina Tomonaga by LunaBell O'Eight reviews
So I've managed to corrupt Yuuki, get Kaname on the verge of wanting to kill me in my sleep, watch Yagari get seduced, and throw Aidou out a window. Hey, wanna know the FUNNY part? Last I checked, Vampire Knight was a Manga. Hiatus. This was completely newbie-written, (and by a twelve year old me) so beware!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 253,401 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Zero K., OC]
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 178 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by faithlings reviews
The community players are down on cast members due to strange illnesses, that need to be seen to be believed. They are short of people to perform their latest play 'Romeo and Juliet'. And who better to be the understudies? The misfits of course.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Nathan Y., Kelly
The Kidnapping Of Emily and Alita! by Alita 'n' Emily reviews
For Emily and Alita, their life sucks. Boring school, stupid people... But it's now the last lesson of the day. Go to the Naruto World? Be glad to! But why? Expect humor, OOCness, swearing, Mary-Sues and how does romance fit in this exactly? HidaOC ItaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
What Did I Do To Deserve This! by Princess Zathura reviews
The sequel of "But, Why Me!". Autumn is back with a new look, and a surprisingly evil alter-ego. What kind of trouble will she get herself into this time, and who will she team up with next?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Akatsuki, Kabuto Y.
Akatsuki Housekeeping by Tsuki Kiba Kumori reviews
Rated M for Hidan. Oh, and there is a bit of OOC-ness. Summary: I got a job as a housekeeper for the Akatsuki. I'm really excited, but i wonder, will i survive 'till payady?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Akatsuki
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, let's start with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Days Before You Came by anakinodair reviews
Simon is forced into a treatment at a physiatric hospital after trying to burn someone's house down. There he meets Nathan Young. Nathan, who is nothing like anybody he'd ever met before.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B.
By the Light of the Moon by Fallon-Idalia reviews
Idalyn walks out of the fires of Helgen determined to find her place in the cold, unforgiving Nordic homeland. She searches out the Companions in pursuit of that desire, and finds more than she bargained for - she finds Vilkas. Rated M for a reason.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas] - Complete
Ah Come On Eileen! by Garbozzington reviews
Eileen Carey has landed herself with and ASBO and is now stuck doing community service with some very odd people, different then the rest of them in a big way, Eileen tries to hide where she comes from. Rated T for coarse language, Nathan/OC. CHP 6 UP
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Nathan Y.
Ascendancy by mimeo reviews
Tension between Simon and Nathan builds to a violent conclusion. Warning: rape.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Simon B., Nathan Y. - Complete
SelfSufficience by mimeo reviews
Rudy/Rudy. He thinks he may know how to make his other half shut up.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Rudy W. - Complete
Morphemic by mimeo reviews
As a birthday gift to Simon, Lucy shapeshifts into Nathan.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Simon B. - Complete
Lovesick by mimeo reviews
Set during 2x3, Simon confronts Nathan while he is still under the spell of the tattoo.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Simon B., Nathan Y. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Road Home by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Great. Not only am I being forced to live in a new house, because I'm too old for the orphange, but I'm being forced to live with a granny, a quiet man, an explosive art nut, a psycho masochist, and a red haired stiff. AU, coarse language Discontinued, sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sakura H.
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Another Chance by xxThePowerOfYouthxx reviews
Sasori Akasuna, a former delinquent, is forced to live with his grandmother, Chiyo. With his new life he was expecting a boring existence with rules and regulations but what he hadn't anticipated was meeting the feisty, pink-haired Sakura Haruno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,792 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
My Life With The Akatsuki by FailingErin reviews
Ok, some friends come over for a sleep over. Sound simple? Well... what would u say if you heard a crash from the kitchen, went to check it out, and found the Akatsuki holding your sister hostage! Rated for hidans mouth and incase if my mind wonders...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Akatsuki
Returning to Wonderland by Seraphic Melody reviews
Mistaken for Alice, Allysia Gale is embroiled in a plot that threatens the fragile country of Wonderland. Will she stand up and embrace her role? Or will she die trying? OC x ?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,631 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010
Diary Deal by Bloodypleasures reviews
Keeping a diary. It's normal for the average teenager, you can express your feelings in it. Talk about your problems and your crush. Things not to do: lose it and let someone else find it. "There's a choice: Either this diary will be handed to him, or..."
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,105 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alice, Xerxes B. - Complete
Battle Royale 360: The Game of Change by Kawada7 reviews
When Barack Obama was elected president, he vowed to bring change to America. His hopes were then taken into the wrong hands... 3 Days, 60 Participants, 30 Teams from around the world... Who will win...the Game of Change?
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Jar of Hearts by ScreamingTurtles reviews
Who were they kidding? Their best shot was to grab the loot and run like hell! "Oh my god, he's gonna strip! Run!" OCs & Pairings. OzxAlice, AlicexOz. Contains Sharon bashing. Rated M for future lemons and limes.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Xerxes B.
Wicked Innocence by Seraphic Melody reviews
All things truly wicked start from an innocence. Dee x Alice x Dum
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - T. Dee, T. Dum - Complete
Pandora Kindergarten! by Twisted Pichu reviews
Welcome To Pandora Kindergarten! Today Is The Grand Opening, How Will The First Day Go?..Read To Find Out Just What Odd Thing's Are In Store Little!Break X Little!Alice, Slight Oz X Alyss,
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Xerxes B., Alice
White Ivy by sastars429 reviews
A depressed and confused child is put into Wammy's House and given a new name to go by, Silver Smith. She knows Kira's secrets and she knows how to stop him, but will she do the right thing? NearxOC MelloXOC MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,133 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
For Sale by N0-L0NGER-ACTIVE reviews
A kink meme response. "Nathan has no money and no real place to stay. But immortal or not the guy needs to eat, yeah? So what can a pretty boy like Nathan do to earn some cash? He's desperate enough to go and sell himself." Hooker!Nathan
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B.
The Troubles of Two Japanese American Teenagers by Raikun-sama reviews
Kami-sama Zarth is getting tired of sending humans into the Death Note world, all have failed. But when he sends of pair of two seemingly average teenage girls, he realizes this could be more interesting! NOT YAOI, PEOPLE! Written because I was bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 130 - Words: 531,381 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
IronClaw Alchemist by cas.92 reviews
Riku is offered a chance to become a state alchemist after her and her brother are freed from a lab with the assistance of State Alchemist, Roy Mustang. Under Mustang's command, she is forced to study under the Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric. EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,232 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Edward E., OC] Alphonse E.
The Art of Seducing Zoo Animals by ImmaGummyBear reviews
A Mary-Sue in training is sent into the Death Note Universe by an evil troll to create a love triangle. Too bad her charms work on everyone but L... that stupid panda. Goffikness, Lady GaGa and CAPS LOCK are invading. Things just got f'd in the DN world.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - L, Light Y.
The Ninja Bonbons by FunkierThenMoonWalkingSharks reviews
Just one kind of normal day when Kaharri and Koneko find a book! The Akatsuki want this magic book, but what did they do with it and what will the Akatsuki do when they find out? Tag-team fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Akatsuki
Blank Canvas by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
The Terrible Lunchtime of Doom by kacheep reviews
Lunchtime takes a unusual turn in this crackfic starring clay, poisoned muffins, that one dorky employee from 4Kids, flashbacks, and funk, plus much, much more. Companion fic to In the Name of Fanservice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Property of Akatsuki: Higurashi Kagome by mookies reviews
There's a reason the bad guys always go after Kagome... Inuyasha/Naruto xover
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,331 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kagome H., Akatsuki - Complete
What the Hell Is Going On! by I love creepy things reviews
Somehow a girl from New York ends up in Japan and not only that, in the world of Naruto. How did she get there and why does she suddenly have powers? More importantly why does the Akatsuki want her SUMMARY CHANGE. more than 2 Generals REVIEW PLEASE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
tick tick tick tock by hopeforhoney-xo reviews
everything since the lightning strike was a countdown to this moment - to now. MisfitsOC: primarily!Simon/OC some!Nathan/OC
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,519 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Simon B.
Exotic Type by blackrose4ever reviews
Haruhi's childhood friend is back from America and is going to attend Ouran! Will she be able to handle a dramatic prince, a shadow king, and pranksters? Read how she turns everyone's lives upside down when she joins Haruhi as a Host HikaruXOCXKaoru HIATUS
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,705 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
A Pen to a Notebook by JiseiHakushaku reviews
When you're tossed into a not-so-fictional world with no obvious way out, you have few options; one is to enjoy the ride, scare your new classmates, and sneakily attempt to piss off a lot of people. Warning: OCs. Earlier chapters being updated. :/
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010
I Never Told You What I Did For A Living by Impossible for you all reviews
Frankie lives on the streets, alone and shunned by family and friends. Gerard is a new teacher, who doesn't understand why the emotions of others really matter. What happens when they collide? Eventual Frerard Slash. Teacher/Pupil
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
Wonderwall by Theabominablesnowman reviews
Anemone Strider arrives late onto the scene, and she soon finds her fellow community service workers are all hiding something from her. Rated M because I'm not sure how far I'm going to go. Simon/OC.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Simon B.
Kuroshitsuji Robot Epidemic: The Sequel by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
After being humiliated and kicked off to a Tibetan monastery, Sota is back for revenge against Mizuki and Drocell! What will the two do; play around with his cliched attempt...or perhaps reconcile with him? Read and review please!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Claude F., Sebastian M.
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Muse by Ellyphant reviews
She promised to be his forever, as long as he spared her sisters life. Now she is the inspiration for his art, she is what he fights for. She is his muse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara - Complete
It All Started With Sex Ed by CuteCountryGirl-14 reviews
How could so many things happen after just an innocent sex ed? How will Kinma cope with the mental torture that the Akatsuki puts her in. Rated T for foul language and mentioning of sex, Rating may change. AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Akatsuki
Operation Fangirl by Kagahara Tobi reviews
The Akatsuki have come across many difficulties and obstacles in their organization but what happens when the ultimate obstacle comes there way….the fan girls. What will happen to the Akatsuki when they try to uncover the truth behind the fan girl? OcXAka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki
EFFIN AWESOME SEQUEL OF DOOM! by Sabaku No Ko-chan reviews
Two years have passed since Koneko has thrown the entire Akatsuki into the portal to fix it, she and Mel have found love, but will the Akatsuki leave her alone? WARNING! Xtremely random! P.S. You dont really have to read the first one to get it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Effin Awesome Harry Fic Of Doom! by Sabaku No Ko-chan reviews
What happens when two hyper teens take randomness to an extreme? will they be able to keep their mouths shut? we all know that's not how it works.... M for Language. Random! THOU HAST BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - OC
Out on Delivery by Celtic Oak reviews
In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Not Your Average Vampire Story by Ailarii reviews
With your dead best friend in your brain, your boyfriend on the ground totally fried, and grandmother crying tears of joy, what's there to do? Go room with hot vampires of course! Well...at least Jen thinks they're hot. Not so average is it? ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Akatsuki
Destiny Fires Burn Brightest At Dawn by Kamiko And Rose reviews
Meet Ayaka and Maika, two orphans put into Wammy's. They mingle, they play, and they learn. Kira to them is nothing. They can do anything. Even if love twists into their lives, and they meet the scum of the world. They will not lose. OCs & Pairings. R&R!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Light Y., L
Fallen Angel by pitifuldreamer666 reviews
A girl from Kawada's first class has miraculously survived the "game" and is now pulled into a new one. She finds the most deadly kid intriguing and decides to follow him. What will become of her when he learns about her existence? Kiriyama/OC Hiatus.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kazuo K.
Processed Backbeat by Sasori-Delasou reviews
A series of 100-word stories. Akatsuki/OC. Chapter forty-three up: Platonic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Akatsuki
Green Eyed Twin by eriluvchoco reviews
She feels a connection with the famous Harry Potter, her parents won't let her go to Hogwarts. Is there a connection? When she discovers the truth and goes to Hogwarts for the first time meeting Malfoy, her brother hates him but does she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,530 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
It's Not Wrong by Alima8314 reviews
Crackfic. AU. Character death. Roy is a politician, and wants to adopt a child. He goes to an orphanage with his lover, and discovers Edward Elric, a teen who has spent much of his teenage life in foster care. RoyArmstrong, RoyEd, EdArmstrong, EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Edward E.
Hating to love you by Torafire reviews
I'm just a normal kid, wanting an adventure that will never happen. But when me and my classmates end up getting kidnapped by the Akatsuki, my adventure finally begins. Hidan is a pervert jerk...or is he a really sweet guy deep, deep, deep down inside?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,799 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Hidan - Complete
The Path to Becoming a Bodyguard Magician Hiatus by Delannasimatrex reviews
A new story, inspired by my friend's one and a 'continuation' of the story, 'Oh, Joys of Joys'. A girl that has to be the personal maid for seven boys that study in a school for the rich. Shino, Neji, Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Gaara, Naruto. BoysXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010
Kitty Kure: Teh Deleted Scenes by Ailarii reviews
Scenes that either didn't make it to Kitty Kurse, because they were too bad, or... Probably just because I thought them up now xD Rated T for language and yeah... Same as the actual thing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Akatsuki
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Akatsuki Blossom by Traumaddict reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Puppet by gaaraofthefunk13 reviews
She was supposed to be his puppet... Instead she loved him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sasori - Complete
Bound By Chains by ScreamingTurtles reviews
I am tortured forever, just for loving a demon. I really am a fool. A MattxOC oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Matt - Complete
GET OUT! by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Non-massacre. When fans begin to drool over little Uchiha Sasuke, the Uchiha Clan gets real immature. Featuring a freaked-Out Fugaku, murderous Mikoto, protective Itachi & Shisui, and a whole clan of overprotective Sharingan-wielding shinobis. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,937 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lightning strike by Kallypso reviews
Being stuck with Ed isn't great when you have the same temper. The other dangerous stuff can be bad too I guess. I've seen alot in my life and have had hard learned lessons. But nothing prepared me for this insanity. Envy/OC later! R&R! REVISING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 95,917 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Stupid Geniuses by MidnightWritings reviews
Stupidity series rewritten All I did is wish that something exciting would happen to me! I didn't want to get kidnapped. Maybe talking to strangers IS bad… Akatsuki/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Effin Awesome Deathnote Fic Of DOOM! by Sabaku No Ko-chan reviews
As none of you know, Mel and Koneko are the utter deffinition of random, what happens when they get their hands on a deathnote? RANDOM! THOU HAST BEEN WARNED! Read at own risk!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
Dark Devotion by Amadaun reviews
A whore becomes an assassin. A healer becomes a killer. Loneliness becomes family becomes devotion. A twisted little story about a twisted little girl.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lucien L., Vicente V.
Everlasting Love by Ailarii reviews
"You're saying that you want to become like me." "Yes, I guess I do. I admire your art, Sasori-kun." He stared at me in deep thought as the seconds ticked by before finally answering, "I'll think about it…"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasori - Complete
Fix the Roof I Think the Universe Fell In by Nova Bucker reviews
Taking revenge took a turn for the worse as Kyoko was tossed into the Naruto-verse.Will she become a good ninja?Will her prickly personality, rude attitude&penchant for trouble help the Naruto world,or just make things worse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,946 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Characters, Uncovered by SilverWolfStar reviews
Taking a sneaky look into the lives of our beloved characters! :D One-shots, smidgen of romance, smidgen of friendship and, I'm hoping, a helluva lot of laughs! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Get Out of My House by The Cat's Favorite Pyjamas reviews
I didn't know what I was getting myself into when Deidara broke into my house. Now I'm harboring a criminal against my own free will—and what's more, we're out of bacon! I just wish he would get out of my house so I could get on with my life! Deidara/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Deidara
Gochikku Hon'ya by Char739 reviews
When the Akatsuki open a book store Claire VanGoph befriends Hidan, but causes anger to Jashin and tells Hidan she has 7 days to get rid of their relationship, turn her into a Jashinist, or he'll kill her! Contains OCxHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
CrossWorlds Part One The Beginning by Xiaahandrus reviews
Naruto characters living in my house, a high school girl war, and then I get sent to the past Naruto world... What else can go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,288 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
H&H Designs by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga are top clothes designers in Japan. Somewhere along the way they attract the attention of some old highschool gang...the Akatsuki. NO LONGER HIATUS! NaruxHina and U DECIDE SAKURA'S ULTIMATE FATE...love/hate relationships!XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Total Drama by azazemon reviews
What do you get when you throw in dances, parties, school projects, romance, and a vengeful, pale pedophile in the Senior Year of Konoha High? Pairings inside! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,573 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ashes by Kallypso reviews
I'm not supposed to be here. This world isn't mine but I'm still stuck. And I have a voice in my head and an old scar that refuses to let me forget to boot. Lovely. All I know is I need to get out of here before I snap. Sequal to Lightning Strike! R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
70 Ways To Obsess Over Death Note Characters by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Why not? Surely every true Death Note fan goes father than just buying plushies, right? Well, here's some official ways to obsess over said characters! Why not create habits similiar to your fave Death Note Characters! Features Many! Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Light Y., Mello
The CatLike Alchemist by whats-up-people reviews
Mustang asks a favor from the Elrics. in return they get unlimited access to the libary. all they have to do is help his younger sister. simple, right?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,660 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Eye Candy by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
She was Watari's niece so when her parents are murdered, she gets to go live with him...during the Kira Investigation! Sooo, being around her idol and a cute Light Yagami couldn't be that bad...right? LxOCxLight, LxAmethysttexLight! Hope chu luffles it!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - L, Light Y.
The Dark Waters by Sabaku No Ko-chan reviews
Shisui and Itachi meet at the lake, knowing what must be done. Short but sad. Please read. XSpoilerX I would really appreciate reviews too, but you don't have to if you don't want to...It would be awesome if you did though...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
What One May Never See by Jesse A. Harper reviews
How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,979 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Memoirs of a Spring Orchid by Shiroi Sero reviews
Shunran has a grudge against Konoha for banishing her cousin. She wants to escape and search for him. But she doesn't have any confidence in her skills. But just when she is about to give up, a strange occurance happens that changes everything! ZetsuXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Zetsu, Akatsuki
A Puppet, a Plant, Some Fun by LittleMissDeathy reviews
The first SasorixZetsu on here! Whoo! Okay, so this is SasorixZetsu smut, yaoi, lemons, sextoys included. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zetsu, Sasori
For the Love of a Bookstore by Edo-chanluv reviews
Edward and Al returned to Resembool after getting their bodies back. Samantha's just trying to make a living on her own. Can a chance meeting mean romance? Or does mututal stubborness mean this brief spark is dead in the water? Scheming friends say no!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward E.
Complicated Simplicity Drabbles by chockitta reviews
A series of 100-word drabbles about my OC Yuki from Complicated Simplicity and the Akatsuki. Most are humour, a couple are slightly sad. Some have a little romance in them; some are just pointless musings. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Akatsuki
Numb by Fireflylitsky reviews
Izumi hasn't spoken in years. Outcast by her foster family, she runs away in search of her real home only to be captured by Akatsuki. She has no choice but to stay with them, her secret is more valuable to Akatsuki than she knows. Language/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,301 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Lost on the Road of Life by Jesse A. Harper reviews
If there was a list of all the stupid things that she had done up until that point, kicking a ninja in the groin was probably at the very top. When a college student from Portland finds herself in a bad situation, how will she manage to deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,345 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Everyone Needs A Good Map by Chibiaddicted reviews
Sakura was usually so good with directions…at least she thought so until she ended up in the middle of Akatsuki territory. Now she’s surrounded by eight handsome men who want more than just the feisty Haruno’s medical abilities… SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Opposites Attract by sastars429 reviews
Sanya's past present and future is scarred by the notorious Beyond Birthday. He murdered her mother,and now she is left all alone at Whammy's house where she find comfort in an unlikely canidate. NearxOC MattxOc MelloxOC Rated T for Mello's naughty lang.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Mello, Near
I always knew I was Different by blksnowangel reviews
I adopted this story. She had a crap day then the akatsuki appeared. What the heck man. No cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Adopted by Turn Back Now reviews
Gay foster parents, a half-sheep uncle, a detective and his serial killer boyfriend, and a gun with a rainbow trigger. No, this girl's life isn't weird at all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Mello, Matt
Rabbits and Hatters by Kuchiki-koo reviews
Has Xerxes Break met his match? Alice is convinced that he has! But the Mad Hatter won't give up without a fight. So now they are having an all-out prank war! Who's side will come out on top? Read to find out! Continuation of 'Snap goes the Hatter'
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Xerxes B., Alice
Seeking Solace by chockitta reviews
I didn't WANT to be an orphan, I didn't ASK to be kidnapped by a criminal organisation. Guess what? It happened anyway. Life really isn't fair, but everybody has a Prince Charming. \DeixOC/ Genres are: Hurt/Comfort, Friendship/Romance and Humour.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Paper Spiders by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
Murders at Wammy's House have begun, and Near is forced to investigate. But the truth of it is so much worse than he had imagined... And the outcome is more than just a little scary. *Possible NearxOC in future* .:Overdue for a rewrite:.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Near
Complicated Simplicity by chockitta reviews
Meet Yuki. 14 years old, she lives alone in a forest just outside Konoha. One dark and windy night, her doorbell rings; which is strange, since no one knows where she lives. Armed with a golf club named Steve, she decides to investigate…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,976 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Akatsuki
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Love is just a lie by MajsanWorld reviews
Life truly sucks! Well, that's what police officer Hay-Lin Honda thinks at least. Little did she know that she soon was gonna get the adventure that forever would change her life! HidanDeidaraItachixOC Rated for Hidans language and for possible lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 346,570 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Timeleap no Jutsu! by StValentineSt reviews
This is a story of a girl who had the misfortune to get hit by lightning, end up in an anime she didn't like to watch and even get the hots for a homicidal lunatic going by the name of Itachi Uchiha... Yep. This is one crazy story. My story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
Ten Things I Hate About You by pluushie reviews
Preordained to be trapped in the worst possible circumstances, I'm virtually a failure ninja, but still I am stuck with the hardest, most ridiculous job I've ever heard of. Guarding the village traitor. /DeidaraxOC/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
I'm Here by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Sequel to They're Here. Minato's Parallel Dimension Jutsu has gone to work again, and this time, it's sent everyone's favorite Narutard, Hikari Kagami, into the Elemental Countries! Can she survive the cruel bindings, the nasty sake, and- twins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sasuke U.
They're Here by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Being a Narutard in Japan is... interesting. Especially when almost half the cast from your favorite anime randomly show up in your backyard while the rest of your family is off vacationing in America.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,637 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Maintain: Your Death Note Character by Atreyl reviews
Now that you've learned the basics, are you ready to let loose your Death Note characters? To ensure that everyone will last as long as possible, follow this guide! We hope you enjoy this experience!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010
Falling into Myself by iTorchic reviews
This takes place during the last episode. When Edward dies, he becomes part of the gate to get his brother's body back, but when he gets out, he ends up in an anime convention in 2009! Rated T. pairings are involved. Completed, please read sequel as well!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,565 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
I'll Give You Everything by RosaTyranny reviews
The Akatsuki are searching for the 10 elemental spirits. So what happens when they figure out all 10 of them are sealed inside 2 girls? Chaos, that’s what….. AkatsukiXOC ill choose pairings later….
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008
Unknown Blood Ties by Priestess-of-Jashin reviews
She was given up and raised far away, now Sayomi is going back to Konoha, her birth place, in hopes of seeing her long lost brother, Sasuke Uchiha. But, what will happen when Sasuke is not there? PLEASE READ! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sasuke U.
Sculptures of Sand by Sabaku No Ko-chan reviews
Amaya was just a normal C.D.O suffering unemotional teenager, carving her favorite anime crush, when fate knocks on her door. GaaraXoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Gaara - Complete
To Immortals, Love Lasts Forever by yaoi-lover13 reviews
She seemed perfect. Beautiful beyond comparison, very smart, the perfect shinobi,and a personality that fit all types. There was just one thing nobody knew: She was a vampire. HidanxOC DeidaraxOC Rated for cussing and suggestive adult themes.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,063 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Hidan
Psycho by Sage Kelsey reviews
A person's emotions are not a toy you can play with, then carelessly throw away. Even if it's unintentional. If you do so, you pay. MelloxOC, One-sided NearxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mello
Shiroi Kokoro by Shiroi Sero reviews
She was a talented, ordinary anime freak at school. Her parents abandoned her. What happens when strange things starts happening and they are based on her art, while unknowingly being watched by the Akatsuki who appeared out of her manga book by accident?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Akatsuki
Annoying Blue Sand by Ink51 reviews
Gaara meets a girl that wants to know about him. little dose he know that this girl is more troble than she seems. but whats really strange is that Shukaku dosn't seem to mind her. Gaara has never meet anyone that's not afraid or be left alone by the sand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Gaara, Shukaku
Through the Eyes of The Fourth In Line by Strange Amairaini XIII reviews
Adalet Engel, fourth in line of succeeding L, tells about her life as an Whammy orphan and sister of the Second Kira. Mello/OC R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Mello
Caught in the Crossfire v2 by simsbabii reviews
Tear was just supposed to take her mother some lunch when the carrots of life rolled out of the bag and spilt on the floor. Now she's in a weird orphanage for geniuses with even weirder children. Revised version of my old story. Mello/OC T for swearing
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
The Fourth Jutsu by o.OTotallyRandomO.o reviews
There are 4 ocular jutsus in existance they are Sharingan, Byakugan, Rinnegan and Shigan. No one has possessed the Shigan in over a hundred years, so why has it appeared in an 18 year old girl who isn't even a shinobi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Untitled by myflutekills reviews
F, Fear, Amber, Amber Fire, Amber Lawliet, whatever the name, Fear was no normal child. From the age of 5 her brother, L, had raised her. They were alone till a man came and ask them to live and a place called Whammy's House. NearxOC, MelloxOC2, RyukxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Near, L
A Love Story by Kay Kays '96 reviews
Kassandra just left for Japan to start a better life. I wonder what will happen... DISCLAIMER: I do not own DeathNote or it's characters! I wish I did though. BTW any and all fanart is welcome and encouraged!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mello, Matt
Lesson for Later in Life by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
Shiri Makushi, The Spark Alchemist, didn't expect her cat going down an alley could get her into so much trouble. Or that it would aid in getting her captured by Public Enemy #1. And #2. Plus #3. Oh, dear. EnvyxOC, EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
Hiryu Yotaru: The story of the dragons by VicEveSamAlex reviews
In the real world, a gang of rebel students are full Narutards. In the Naruto world, they read a manga called Hiryu Yotaru...a story about our rebel students. What would happen if the Naruto characters came to our world? Gaara, Sasuke, Kiba and Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
High School What A Bummer by The-insaninty-never-ends reviews
What happens when 3 already insane girls go to an everyday high school, and then 15 super dangerous ninja from another dimension suddenly get transferred in for unknown reasons? I'll tell you what happens... Utter. Chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Akatsuki
Me, my friend and our Akatsuki teachers! by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sequel to Me my friend and Akatsuki! Tally and Shenori are back in their world but enemy ninja from the Naruto world are their as well and after their heads! The Akatsuki must pose as their high school teachers to protect them! M for swearing and other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009
For your Entertainment by Daikon-Chili reviews
Once Mimura's Interested, he can' just let go. Mimura x Kiriyama. Slash. BL. RatedM for later content.
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kazuo K., Shinji M.
Fading Facades by lightsandpaints reviews
Tsubaki Miyako becomes a member of Team7, only to realize adversary Uchiha Sasuke is assigned to the same team. Past incidents force their ideals to clash & their teamwork to falter, but is wiping such a stained slate clean truly impossible? Sasuke x OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,527 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sasuke U.
Expect The Unexpected by Fishsqueal reviews
Madison,Kailey,and Sammi didn't know that taking the old man's money would give them a life they ALWAYS wanted...or is it? Couples could techniqually be anthing but most likely leaning toward SasorixOC DeidaraxOc and SasukexOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Rejects by Stupidbutts reviews
Two criminal minds that think alike spells trouble for Wammy, because, the person who they rejected wants revenge for something that happened years ago. Where did her motivation come from? And just how crazy was this girl? BBxOC. Narrated by Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - BB, Matt
I Hate My Big Sister by lovagirl132 reviews
Sakura has been abused by Aruka all her life. Aruka, Sakura's big sister, has gone out with 98 guys. What happens when guy number 99 seems more interested in Sakura and the beatings esculate? What's with the pick-up lines? DeiSaku. Onesided OCxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Star Hunter by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Aster Hunter gets drawn into the world of the Demonata when she goes to live with her aunts friend - Dervish Grady. Based after Slawter. Rated for mild language and violence, you've read the books, you know what to expect! Eventually Grubbs/OC. R&R
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Grubbs G., Dervish G.
Staplers Are Fun by Merciless Princess reviews
Tsukino Natsumi is a wild child, her parents send her to boarding school, she creates havoc, did I mention she steals staplers? Hehe, staplers....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,757 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Deidara
Black Halo by redRuffian reviews
Coal is a girl with a particular talent for hacking into computers and other devices. Because of this, she gets herself forced into aiding the Mafia in their search for Kira. MelloXOC - Rating may change
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Mello
100 Ways To Piss Off The Akatsuki by NaruFreak91 reviews
I did NOT make this someone else did i thought it was funny and wanted to share. FYI I got permission to post this from the actual person that made this. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin! by Inkaide reviews
Akatsuki/Sakura Sakura's just about had it when she realised that in front of her, 9 fully naked men, who were used to be lovable kitties, gathered together in front of her, who was only wearing a bra and underwear. And they looked horny. Aw, crap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Dark Child by Amadaun reviews
Sometimes, a Thieves Guild job is simple, even when you’re only ten years old. And sometimes, you get more than you bargained for. A lot more. A prequel to Dark Devotion.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
Insanity is my Sanity by AryaMartell reviews
Ayumu made up Goes to a school with Sakura and Kiba who she warships. But she Warships the Atatsuki too, and she has a darker side that sometimes takes over. Her Darker sides wants too join the Akatsuki. Does Ayumu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Artificial by MissehKeehl reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
First Day by Turn Back Now reviews
Okay, seriously, please, do not read this unless you're one of the few people in the universe that like shitty mary sue oc stories. I apologize in advance. It's really old and I can't bring myself to delete it even though it physically pains me to reread it. Don't. Click. This.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
My Immortal: THE END by Genkigami reviews
The infamous My Immortal ended. The truth is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009
What is Wrong with My Life! by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
Mix two ordinary girls with two mysterious pop up adds. Add humor, a touch of mischeif, some romance-- and a lot of "HIDAN, TOUCH MY UNDERWEAR AGAIN AND I'LL CASTRATE YOU!" BAM! You got one hell of a story! Are you ready for it? HidanxOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hidan, Gaara
The Transfer To Wammy's House by GraphicxBliss reviews
BONUS CHAPTER IS UP!-XX-It's a fanfiction based on three girls moving into Wammy's House. OC's involved and complete retarded themes and topics. Rated for language, some crude humour, a little bit of sadism and sexual references
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,394 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Near, Mello, Matt, OC - Complete
Dead Inside, Broken Into Pieces by DeoxyPhantom reviews
Kidnapped from their own world, the Angels of Despair are in for a world of weirdness. How did it come to this? AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Akatsuki
Fighting Fate by Miko Akako reviews
AU; After loosing his best friend, Matt must take on the world to prove that he is number one. Where do flamboyant Mello, genius detective team L and Raito, and psycho killer B fit in? Final Chapter up!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,155 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
His eyes by Daikon-Chili reviews
His eyes made her legs go weak. His eyes made her long for his touch. His eyes made her fall for him. Those blank, empty eyes... Kiriyama x Chisato x Mimura love triangle.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Chisato M., Kazuo K.
Patience by MelloMusic reviews
What if Sakura was left to fight Sasori on her own and in the end turns him human! Sasori wants the answer, Sakura refuses to tell him. What happens then? AkatsukixSakura RxR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Under Locke and Keye: SasoDei by snv reviews
Deidara is a poor art school graduate who would rather spend his money on markers than groceries. This is until he finds his big break with Itachi 'Keye' Uchiha, co-owner of Locke and Keye Galleries. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Seduction of the Somewhat Innocent by VictorianChik reviews
Tony meets Peter at a conference and mistakes Peter's interest in Iron Man as romantic interest. Tony talks Peter into a having dinner with him at his hotel and set out to seduce Peter. Warning: Graphic slash sex - you have been warned!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Childhood Innocence: Past Haunting by MissehKeehl reviews
On January 26, 2010, you lost what mattered most to you. Mello, dead of a heart attack. Matt, shot in a hail of bullets. Years past, but you still kept those two Promises. However, what happens when the past comes back to haunt you? WARNING: SEQUEL!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
A Lost Butterfly by xXMidnight-ShadowXx reviews
After learning about L's death, Chouko runs from Wammy's and goes to Japan to avenge him.But when she visits his grave, the detective is still there!Also, Chouko has the power to see shinigami without a Death Note! Sorry for suckish summary. ; ; MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,965 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Matt - Complete
Stories of Oblivion by CrystalGlacier reviews
A series of oneshots starting with the creation of the Hero of Kvatch. Literally.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
Caging the Prince by chewyy the moofin reviews
Tenebrae found it quite impossible to be civil to the boy. "Feisty, aren't you? That's how I like them." "Sorry, I don't speak egoistic arrogant pig. Let's go, Hermione." Idiothead. DracoxOC. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Draco M., OC
Rather Waste My Time With You by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frikey, possibly Frerard? ; " I throw open the door with a little more angry force than is really reasonable in this situation, but what I see makes every ache I had two seconds ago melt away. This, I think, is love. "
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Under The Moonlight by Miiso-soup reviews
How about this? You be my girlfriend, and I don't tell the police about you.""...Are those my only options?""Yup." Lol, i suck at summary's xD LOVE YOU, MY LOYAL READERS! NearxOC lemon/lime later on...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Near
Forgottens Vs The Populars by DamagedAngryAngel13 reviews
This is a High School parody of the Naruto gang. OCxSasori Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sasori
Switch by Zenea reviews
When three friends take a bite out of an apple they find themselves in the Death Note world. Hilarity and twists ensue. Rated M for language, and maybe later chappys. A stagecoach story I wrote with two of my friends. Discontinued
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - L, Near
Alone With You in This Crowded World by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
Sazune Yamataro loves chocolate. Mello loves chocolate. Well,ain't that a problem? Sazune's new to Whammy's, and won't take anything from anybody-- And that includes Mello. When those two collide, what will happen? Two words: POOR MATT. MelloxOC MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Mello, Matt
My Time with the Akatsuki by kittyqueen101 reviews
A girl gets kidnaped by the Akatsuki. yeah not much but its a good story. very little "good guys" EDIT: This story is being re written because i had too many things that didn't add up ssssssoooooooo it will not be updated. at all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Funeral Rearranged is Real Fun by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard. “Oh,” he whispers, breaking our kiss, but my teeth are keeping his bottom lip in my mouth, “God.”
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
Memoirs of SasoDei by Shh-Its-Me reviews
A collection of SasoDei one-shots. Mainly light-hearted stories. Warning: Shounen-ai and overall Sasori/Deidara goodness! SasoDei. DeiSaso. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Not Interested by Captain BlueCanary reviews
There are many stories where a fanatic gets into the Death Note world, but what if they couldn't stand Death Note? Meet Elizabeth, a 14 year old Death Note anti-fan, who accidently gets into the Death Note universe. And she's not happy about it...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - L
The Iero Cooper Paradigm by drakesdarktwinsister reviews
MCR is in Pasadena for a tour stop. What will happen when Sheldon and Frank meet?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2009
From the Earth to the Morgue by Cannibal Glow reviews
I follow him back into the apartment building, staggering slightly, as I chase my prey. I want him. All it took was that little gesture of nonchalant masculinity, and now I want him. " Frerard, fragee, frank/gerard and the rest of it.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
If You Can Think of a Reason Why by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
If you have a dream, you strive for it, right? If you have a plan, you follow through with it until the end, if I understand correctly. But alas, can you tell me at least ten times when you've done as such? SasorixOC SasoriOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasori, Akatsuki
Drop the Dagger and Lather the Blood On Your Hands by Cannibal Glow reviews
“Frig off. You’re not exploding out of your jeans right now.” I complained, adjusting my belt so it didn’t kill my insides. Gerard got a sly smile on his face. “You want me to be?” ' Frerard.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,604 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008
Akatsuki School for Wayward, Ninjas? by my everlasting nightmare reviews
When my parents decided to send me to a ‘rehabilitation’ school I resented it every step of the way,but after finding out it was a school for ninja,I’m find,against the government?I’m in.Now I just have to stay alive.This really is my Akatsuki,my dawn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
The definition of normal is? by OddballPingu reviews
After being expelled from school I got sent to my brother Hidan's school. I always thought he was a freak, after a day in his school he seems nearly normal.The more I find out about the school the weirder it gets, Akatsuki,drugs and much more.SasoriXoc.AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasori
Stupidity at its Best by MidnightWritings reviews
Who really thought that being a good samaritan could get me into so much trouble? AkatsukixOc Rated for Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Hardcore TwoStep by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard " I sigh at the familiarity I have with Frank’s shower. I hate knowing his house so well, because I shouldn’t. I also hate knowing that if you lick his earlobe in this special way, it drives him mad and all he wants to do is f---- "
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008
Self Esteem by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frikey, anyone! " I kick off my boots and see Frank sitting on Gerard’s living room couch with his guitar slung over one leg. He was barely ever without it, but the sight of him playing still makes me slightly weak in the knees. "
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008
My Twisted Romance by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard with Frikey. ' I bent over and took his chin in my hand, pushing it up to my face. “Gerard, what’re you-?” '
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Academy by Art is a bang4979 reviews
I'm in no normal high school.I'm unknowingly inlisted in the Academy a ninja school placed in the heart of rural Japan.How am I now going to handle friends,love,rival students,and try not getting killed in the prosses? First year is a fight to the death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,360 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
What the Hell? by SORRY.NO.LONGER.USED reviews
What the hell am I doing in the Naruto world? And why is there a strange wtich doctor trailing me?" OC/Gaara, Naruto/Sasuke. Rated M for language and later lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,913 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Gaara
Hinata Caramelldansen by sassy-hime reviews
You know all those vids showing the Naruto Charries dancing to caramell? Isn't there a story behind it all? ....That's where Hinata comes in! Pairings vary!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Fire by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Fire, an experienced but young vampire hunter with a short temper, is sent to Cross Academy to monitor the peace. What happens when the Headmaster wants her to be in the Night Class? What will she do? What choices does she have? ?XOC ON HIATUS!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Barebow : A Dark Brotherhood Saga by Argonath reviews
I know what you're going to say. "Frevvyn, you're no good at summaries". Well, I don't think you know anything. This is a perfectly good summary. Why are you even wasting your time reading this? It's utterly pointless. Stop wasting your time.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008
The Diaries of the Witness by Mindfreak Iero reviews
My Chemical Romance fan fiction. Frank Iero/Gerard Way. Frerard. Frank goes to visit Gerard for a while, but what he expected was far from what he experienced.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/18/2008
Velocity by Mindfreak Iero reviews
One minute, you could be nothing more than dirt on the bottom of someone's shoe, then the next minute you're thrown into their life and about to risk everything for them, and they're going with you. Frerard. My Chemical Romance.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
To Sacrifice It All by sandsibling reviews
When the nearly demolished Akatsuki is suddenly brought back to life they realize one crucial mistake. They need to prepare a new generation of Akatsukis. HidanOC Hidanxoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hidan
His Skeleton Gloves by Mindfreak Iero reviews
Gerard Way, a total asshole, speaks up about his concerns on the topic that the Art History teacher is discussing. Gerard disagrees with such a mythical lesson, but as the story continues, Frank Iero shows him the truth. Frerard. My Chemical Romance.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Something So Simple, It's Complicated by TheFirstShepherdess reviews
First DeathNote fanfic. It's an OC story, simply putting it, it's a world where Matt, Mello and Near are a part on my take of the Wammy house. Yes, there is romance, but it's cute fluff stuff. If you like fluff and OC mayhem in a made up world, look here!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Near
The Akatsuki and the Great Oroki by WolvenSamurai reviews
Tasha never wanted to join the Akatsuki. Unfortunatly for her, they did. Made an outcast thrown into a world of lies, confusion and the deranged affections of Itachi, can she survive? Luckily she has Tobi's help..Sorta.....Rated M for future chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,051 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
By Chance by Lolliot reviews
Everyone knows the story of Team 7. But what if Sakura wasn't the kunoichi assigned? What if it was a gentler, more shy girl? SasukexHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Thatonegirl by TheDifferenceofWolves reviews
A newly orphaned fourteen year old girl, Ivy Kota Morings, is sent to live at Wammy's House. She befriends Near, Matt, and to his dismay, Mello. SlightReally Not slight fluff. Rated for language, and some themessss. MelloxOC,NearxOC,MattxOC? Oh my...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,011 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
High School isn't just hell by Eagle and Wolfgirl reviews
What happens when you try avoiding someone for 4 years? Well I'm going to find out soon and I hear this annoying person is looking for me as well. Grand...I, Tsuki have the best luck first I'm related to Sasuke Uchiha who is my twin now Kami is against me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Gaara, Sasori
My Immortal: Ebony Redefined by One Deranged Scribbler reviews
A SERIOUS parody of a seriously bad fan-fiction. This is NOT a sequel to the on-going saga of awful by XXXbloodyrists666XXX, but it was most definitely my inspiration. The A/N explains a little bit better. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter 4 is UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,439 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Koga's new life! by Kuragari75 reviews
Koga messes with the wrong demon and ends up in a violent girl's living room! trust me... just read! KogaxOC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Insanity and Manfreds by dancingwithinbrokendreams reviews
I was chasing a squirrel that stole my house keys and before i knew it...IM IN NARUTO WORLD! travel with me and see how i turn the Akatsuki and Konoha upside down....0.o PLS REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,446 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006
Another Word for Reality by DisneyLady824 reviews
I can handle bringing characters out of books, Going back in time, or even being convicted for murder. But what I can't handle, is being thrown into the Harry Potter world and being turned into a Ghost. Prophecies suck. And Hello! I'M DEAD! Not Good!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dave the Laugh by Not Your Exception reviews
This story is... um... entertaining? Well, whatever, but it was fun to write, and therefore most likely fun to read. But I wouldn't know. So yeah, read on! And then, when you're done reading, review! Because you love me.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
Artificial Paradise by Vega Daemonson reviews
The King and his mate are always watched by humans. Their enclosure is their home. And someone wants them for a weapon. Rated R18 for xeno sex yup and violence. Please Read and Review! COMPLETED!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Talk Is Cheap by RagnarokSkurai reviews
(DracoxHarry) Seventh Year isn't shaping out so hot. George hits on Harry, Hermione and Ron break up, and no one is quite sure what Malfoy is up to. Dialogue Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004
Families CAN Be Replaceable by cyclonegal12 reviews
COMPLETE (In the 1st person) 12 year old Kyo has been somehow transported from modern day to the 1500's and meets Inuyasha and the gang. Except Kyo isn't your regular everyday day girl. She's also a half cat demon!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 59,090 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Inuyasha - Complete
Then There Was Us! by venthuray reviews
Draco-Ginny fluff. Just spoofing around on how the two of them met. PWP, but will soon develop a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.