Pyrofrickenmaniac
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Joined 01-08-10, id: 2209199, Profile Updated: 12-11-13
Author has written 26 stories for Maximum Ride, Glee, Avengers, and Thor.

Name: Alexandra, but call me Alex or Zee.

I write Glee (Kurt/Blaine-centric) and Avengers (Loki-centric),

Personal Tumblr: http://thepenislightsatdawn.tumblr.com/ (very Chris Colfer/Glee/Darren Criss/Naya Rivera-oriented with hints of Warm Bodies and Avengers))

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Deviantart: http://fantasyaddict101.deviantart.com/

OTHER FANFICTION ACCOUNTS: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1817688/fantasyaddict101 (fantasyaddict101) (lot of Transformers fanfiction and some Glee) (no smut)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2711221/humadahummel (humadahummel) (Kurt/Girl pairings) (smuts)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2800961/FMLPro (This is LaneRender's and my combined account for Glee/OC fanfictions with our OC's Derek and Xander!)

"You pyro fricken maniac!" -Tyler (he called me that after a science project involving matches. And thus, Pyrofrickenmaniac was born!) (Mwahaha!)

"no serenade, no fire brigade, just pyromania..."- 'Rock of Ages' - Def Leppard

THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR ALL THE STORY FAVES AND ALERTS AND AUTHOR ALERTS!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!! I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH!!

ALSO, I HAVE CO-AUTHORED A STORY WITH DAYLIGHTXBEAUTY CALLED: "Blame It" Where Kurt just knows Blaine is gay. Read it here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6804490/1/

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A Summer to Remember by Inspire165 reviews
When Will's neighbor, Soldier, offers to do a few summer chores, what will happen when he offers her money to clean the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/27/2009
Shades of Green by Gemsir reviews
Summary: Defenseless in battle, Tony finds himself getting help from an unexpected side – too bad for him, that this help causes him so much more trouble than he could have seen coming. But it causes a lot more than that. - FrostIron - M for slash in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 199,628 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Triquetra by gleefulmusings reviews
BIOTA AU. Rachel's party unfolds differently from canon, bringing three disparate people together. Anti-Klaine and Anti-Raine. Lots of character bashing. A KuSS story - Kurt/Santana/Sam. Heed the warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,830 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L.
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
First comes love, then comes marriage by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010
Tie Me Down by Chibi Pyralspite reviews
Kurt has a list that Blaine won't ever forget
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
In the Gaps, Between Words by AllHandsLinked reviews
*FUTURE FIC* Blaine is gearing up for a new school year and a fresh start. He is excited to meet all his new pupils, but one looks hauntingly familiar.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
All for You by Hummelberry Addict reviews
What if Kurt and Rachel became friends in "Duet". Rachel stands up for Kurt in "Furt" and almost gets raped, can he help her. I suck at Summeries. will be a Kurtchel romance... don't like don't read. Oh, guys if you like this you might like Taboo by me
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Lots of Love by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Future fluff. Blaine writes a little letter for each of his son's birthdays.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Kurt has a Twin? by RazorGirl reviews
Kurt has a Twin brother named Alex. Philip is a boy who went to Kurt's middle school. And Wes and David make Blaine confess to Kurt. Warning boy/boy kissing later. Also I don't own any of the Characters used in this FanFic apart from Philip and Alex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Pact by that-pretentious-bitch reviews
When Kurt gets pregnant the girls from glee decide they aren't going to let Kurt go though it alone. MPREG and Slash. Main pairing:Puckurt with some Artina, Finchel, Mercedes/Mike, Quinn/Matt, and Brittana, mentions of Wemma and Burt/Carole.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
A Little Bit of Fun by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU Klaine, with some Kurtofsky thrown in too. Dave is a mob boss. Kurt is his boyfriend who enjoys flirting with other guys. Blaine is working for Dave. Yeah.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Talk by EndlessInspiration reviews
In which Burt Hummel visits the medical clinic to pick out an all too informative pamphlet, resulting in a rather interesting conversation with his son. / SEQUEL NOW UP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Get Some Wanky Wanky by kurtXBlaineKlaine reviews
Kurt Hummel And Blaine ANderson Are Now Friends..But How do the New Directions Take it
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All's fair in love andOh screw it! He's mine! by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
All the Glee girls were in competition with each other for a prize definitely out of their reach but these girls know no such things as impossible. Bi-sexual!Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,326 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
One Two Many Part Two by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel throws yet another drunken Glee Club party in her basement. But will Kurt get wasted and make out with everyone again? Short answer: YES. Long answer: Read on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If I were a girl by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
Something disturbs the calm study atmosphere at Dalton for the long weekend. Kurt and Blaine only have four days to fix it! Can they do it? Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You Know You Are Addicted To Cyberporn by femme4jack reviews
A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Only Exception by thepiraticalconductor reviews
Human sexuality isn't some range of categories that tidy everything up. It's fluid and passionate and there are always exceptions. Kurt/Rachel experimentation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
I'd Do Anything by I Am A Boss Zefron Poster reviews
Blaine couldn't be happier with Kurt, but what happens when Kurt moans someone else's name in his sleep? Will their relationship last, or go even further? And cue the Kurt Sandwich! SMUT, SLASH, KLAINE AND THREESOME, YAY!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Tangled Up in Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scars by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Blaine's past, and why he transferred to Dalton. Really, really angsty. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Pseudonymity by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine begins an online love affair, but his target ends up being best friend Kurt, forcing him to live double lives. Latest: Blaine and Kurt make love for the first time, unaware that the Warblers are liveblogging it from a hacked webcam stream.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Devil Wears Glee by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Miranda Priestly is the mother of Blaine Anderson and Andy Andrea Sachs is the Aunt of one Kurt Hummel. Of course, Kurt and Blaine don't know about these connections: they're about to, though. Klaine
Crossover - Devil Wears Prada & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 213 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H.
Little Star by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Fix Me by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Dalton is driving Kurt insane, and the only place where he can show his real courage is in the shower. That is, until Blaine decides to crash his one-person party. Listen to Velvet's "Fix Me" for better mental images. Much anticipated CHAPTER 2 posted!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tent in a can by readerbean reviews
The warblers go camping...Klaine fluff...nothing more to say.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel by specsO-O reviews
Blaine can't quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Happened AFTER They Kissed by KlainexXxArygon reviews
I mean, come on, we all know that Ryan Murphy hit cut WAY too early in that scene. This is what he should've let us fans fest our eyes upon, within the necessary limits of course ; KLAINE :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Facebook Frenzy by kittykatthetacodemon reviews
Random Facebook conversations with Wes, David, Kurt, and Blaine. An attempt at humor. I do not own glee, as much as I wish I did.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Blaine A., Wes
Pamphlets by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
This is what came from my Post-Original Song Klaine Coma. Finn catches Kurt reading his pamphlets. Together with Blaine, they educate themselves on the finer points of gay sex. More comedy than smutty; fluffy with a side of innuendo.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anniversary Ride by L Crawford reviews
Glee Prompt fill. Kurt/Blaine Limo!sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blame It by DayLightXBeauty reviews
Kurt drags Blaine back to his house after Rachel's interesting party. Fun times ensue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Animals by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and the Warblers sing "Animals"...to Kurt. But not how you would first thing. Pre-Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Steamy Shower by touch my- s u s p e n d e r s reviews
Blaine is doing the dirty in the shower, what happens when Kurt hears his name? Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Slice of Happiness by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'It was hard to even believe he could be this happy...but here it was: his slice of happiness.' Future Klaine fic.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blame It On The Girls by poire-gourmande reviews
Five times Blaine witnessed Kurt acting like the perfect heterosexual boyfriend to someone else, and one time Kurt was the perfect boyfriend to Blaine. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blackout! by hpswst101 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having a peaceful dinner with their two children when a blackout hits them, making the two kids believe a monster is coming after them. Can the hobbit knight and Daddy Kurt fight off these beasts. Future!Klaine. Enjoy & please review!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reckless by kurtXBlaineKlaine reviews
Summary- Kurt Seduce Blaine in the Movies. RATED M FOR 'MUST READ ALL THE SMUT' RATED M FOR A REASON...PLZ REVIEW...First Smut Fic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Party like a Diva by DarrenFreakin'Criss reviews
Rachel holds a party for New Directions, including Kurt and Blaine. Who would ever think that would end well? Hilarity ensues, including boykisses, girlkisses and a very drunk Blaine. Rated T for underage drinking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss the Rain by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine's car brakes down and he is forced to walk in the rain to Kurt's and arrives soaking wet. He has to change into some dry clothes, of course. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Kurt by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Turns out Kurt has some admirers. But none of them are a certain hot, lead soloist he's fallen for. But does that mean Blaine doesn't like him? Considering he sung to a GAP you wouldn't think so. But nothing's really going as expected today...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Intoxicating by mehrunnisa reviews
Blaine realizes that it doesn't really matter either way, because all the feelings he has aren't exclusive to a gender, but to a person. And with that realization, everything finally fell into place.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
BUBBLEGUM! by KlainexXxArygon reviews
'Eww' was Kurt's reaction. That was, until Blaine changed his opinion of bubblegum. SUPER CUTE FLUFF. SO CUTE YOU MAY BE SUFFOCATED! oh and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FOR TOMORROW EVEN IF YOU DON'T READ THIS STORY!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Told You Blaine Likes Football Players by Alice Rocker reviews
What REALLY happened that night of the championship game? Klaine. One-shot. Crack-ish, I think is the right description... Oh, and Wes and David randomly appear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Power of Gaga by colferist reviews
Post SLS. Blaine's no good at romance. Kurt doesn't really give a damn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Julia Sunshine reviews
A party game takes a slightly more serious turn. "Kurt, if there was a pill that made you straight, would you take it?" Oneshot. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled KurtEveryone Drabble Collection by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A collection of smutty, unrelated drabbles pairing Kurt with, well... everyone. You're bound to enjoy at least one of them, so give it a go. Rated M for such a good reason, I can't even tell you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside, The Right Way by KlainexXxArygon reviews
This is how BICO should've gone. KLAINE ONESHOT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Elita's Wish by ElitasLove reviews
Elita wants wild loving and Optimus gives it to her everywhere and anywhere. But he is a Prime who carries a Matrix, an ancient device capable of its own action. How will the past set their future? Even the Dinobots? Lots of interfacing and spark merges
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Hey where's Kurt' by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Blaine asked as the junior burst through the door, not knowing an enraged Karofsky was on the other side.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Is What Happens When You Study Too Hard! by KlainexXxArygon reviews
The first time Blaine takes Kurt's clothes off, it's not how he expects it to be. KLAINE duh rated T just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Berry Delicious by galaxyeyed reviews
Kurt has a cooking class, and makes a berry tartlet, Blaine likes berries... Rated T, for mentions of bonerness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't You Dare, Blaine Andrews by KlainexXxArygon reviews
BLAINE ANDREWS PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! Klaine ONESHOT! Blaine thinks that Kurt should take a swim with him, but Kurt doesn't really agree...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt? Can I Stay With You Tonight? by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Blaine's family is far from perfect. It's Christmas Eve and he's finally had enough of them. So who could he possibly turn to?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine iPod Shuffle Drabbles by Narwhal92648 reviews
10 Klaine drabbles...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Closested by Camunki reviews
Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take A Lick And Don't Stop by TransformCobra reviews
Another Glee Kink fill. Kurt is being ignored from the Warblers at their early practice. So he finishing his lunch ;
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let Us Kiss Already! by KlainexXxArygon reviews
3 times they try to kiss. Twice they are interrupted. Klaine :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
MUHHHUMPH is not really much of an answer by AllHandsLinked reviews
Blaine is trying to have a serious conversation. Kurt is trying not to cum.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truths and Dares and Wine, Oh My! by MerryH reviews
Kurt and Blaine get a little tipsy and play some Truth or Dare... and Kurt uses his liquid courage. Fluffy romantic oneshot. Rated T for underage drinking and some minor coarse language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shut Up And Kiss Me Already by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Kurt is sick and Blaine could lose him. Will Blaine take his own advice on his feelings before ti's too late?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dirty Minds by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Love to the Tune of Disney by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Disney Themed Glee fic - The Warblers and New Directions team up to sing a bunch of Disney songs for a Children Hospital Benefit. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
First Anniversary by Comfster reviews
Puck's got the perfect plan for his and Kurt's one month anniversary that he hopes will be a night that Kurt will never forget. Kurt/Puck slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Male Pride by Stars of Gold reviews
/Klaine/ Kurt is pissed that Blaine doesn't seem to realize that Kurt's a guy too, not some fragile female porcelain doll that will shatter into a million pieces at the slightest provocation. Kurt is male, and he has his male pride, after all.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hug Me, Brotha! by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Kurt learns the hard way not to watch Drake & Josh with his new stepbrother. .:. Kinn friendship fluff, because now they really /are/ kin! Ha ha ha... I made a pun. .:. Just a drabble. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Something Changed Within Us by mbatt reviews
Kurt Hummel likes boys. Quinn Fabray likes them too, but she has a predilection for girls. In order to protect themselves from high-school bullying, they make an arrangement. What happens when feelings that shouldn't be there start to appear?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Merry Christmas, Kurt by Comfster reviews
There's a very naughty present for Kurt under the Christmas tree this year. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Finn Hudson: BabyDaddy Extraordinaire by bethandbee reviews
Finn Hudson awakes from anxious nightmares to find himself the father of not one, not two, but three illegitimate children. How will he deal with the weight of his added responsibility? And how on earth did he manage to knock up another guy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Finn H. - Complete
Dirty Santa by ARandomFan91 reviews
A game of Dirty Santa at Dalton gets interesting when Blaine and Kurt are involved. Klaine pairing. Duh ;
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Only Safe Place by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Kurt had never actually been punched before. Slushies in his face? Of course. Thrown into the dumpster? All the time, though not lately. And the daily shoves into the lockers? Duh. But punched…never.' AU Post Furt right before transfer Klaine Angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shopping and Sexcapades by Whatsername Lambert reviews
Kurt and Blaine have some fun shopping for Halloween costumes. Blaine convinces Kurt to try on the classic Frank N. Furter outfit from Rock Horror, and sexy things happen from there. Twoshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fraternal Obligations, and Other Such Nonsense by RosylaGypsy reviews
Now that they are brothers, Kurt and Finn have certain unpleasant duties to uphold. Namely, embarrassing the hell out of each other. One-shot, some mentions of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
It Takes Three by blottedpen23 reviews
When Santana finds herself confronted with a depressed Brittany, she enlists the one and only Kurt Hummel to help her get Brittany out of her funk. A sequel of sorts to 'Just A Little Action To Calm Down The Nerves'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Did It Hurt? by mehrunnisa reviews
Being the good friend he is, Blaine takes every chance to remind Kurt that it's Valentine's Day. Romantic comedies, pick-up lines, and candy hearts; Kurt might need a trip to the dentist. Or a cold shower.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Temptation oneshot by Mea K reviews
Kurt managed to attend the Dalton Warblers' party and he is very excited about it! During the party, he got drunk and steamy stuff happened in Blaine's bedroom! RATED M!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Do You See What I See? by TransformCobra reviews
2x10 Glee One Shot Series. Blaine and Kurt start singing Baby It's Cold Outside, and stay in the lounge room and keep warm. But someone's watching.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Paper Thin Walls by klainesupporter reviews
When Kurt does a little spying on Blaine, he decides it's finally time to take their relationship to the next level.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic Part Two by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Sequel to my first Untitled Klaine Smutfic. Kurt repays Blaine, just like he promised.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Just a little bit of Kurt and Blaine lovin', in an empty corridor at Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Triple Threat by korel.c reviews
Entirely crack-based; three unrelated oneshots, all gift!fic for C, who is an avid Kurt!shipper. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/Brittany; weird, I know; and Kurt/Puck/Brittany. M for sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Codependency and Humping by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Untitled Glee Orgy Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Finn/Puck/Sam/Jesse/Artie/Mike/Blaine. I don't think I need to say any more than that. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Just A Little Action To Calm Down The Nerves by blottedpen23 reviews
The Cheerios find themselves at Nationals with a tightly wound up solo vocalist. Now what can Sue Sylvester do to remedy that? Why, bring out her resident slutty Cheerio to work on some magic, of course!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Costume Maker's Apprentice reviews
Four new students join New Directions, changing everyone's lives. Rachel finds a rival, Mercedes finds love, Kurt finds a boyfriend...AND a crush? On a GIRL? What will this year bring? Set in Season 2, slight spoilers. Pairings inside
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,527 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Crazy Little Thing, With A Big Problem by TransformCobra reviews
A prompt from Glee Kink. Rachel wants to learn about giving amazing blow jobs and goes to Kurt for advise. What she doesn't know is that Kurt has never had a blow job by anyone before.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
The love train by pandaneedshug reviews
Sequel to Naughty birthday girl An epic story of a love train. Artie likes Tina who likes Rachel who likes Kurt who likes Finn who likes Rachel. What ever will happen If that not enough, meanwhile Sue has some plans for kurt. Big plans. Like Sylvester p
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
Masters of Pleasure by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Busy like a Bumblebee by ElitasLove reviews
An injured Bumblebee was ordered to guard the femmes and they ended up with sparklings! The other mechs are jealous, more Cybertron femmes are arriving and Bumblebee still needs repair. G1 cartoon universe. Rated M for pairings. NEXT: Femmes go hunting
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Arcee
A Beautiful Mess by corgiluver32 reviews
"In my opinion, you have to love them for them. Boy, girl, what have you. As long as you love each other and make each other happy, that's all that matters." A story about Kurt finding himself and the One. Kurt/OC female
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kurt H.
why edward cullen is better than jacob black by twilightluver4eva123 reviews
just as the title says, should you read this jacob fans? no this might offend you.jacob haters, you will LOVE this! more chapters coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edward, Jacob
pillow talk by twilightluver4eva123 reviews
In breaking dawn,isle esme.what do the pillows have to say about edward and bella in the bedroom
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ways to annoy edward cullen by twilightluver4eva123 reviews
50 ways to annoy edward cullen,my own,read,review,and add your own
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edward
Beard by blueowls reviews
Kurt x Brittany, Brittany x Santana. //"You're cute when you blush."//
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A Step Into Kurt Hummel's Brain by Cheachxo reviews
Kurt's thoughts while losing his virginity. SLASH! Disclaimer: I don't own glee.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
First Light by fashionista178 reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Better by mrs. huntzberger reviews
Jasper and Alice get cosy on her couch. A little piece of sweet smut just for smut's sake. And because I really wanted to get Jasper naked. LEMON. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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All My Loving reviews
Kurt, the school slut, is asked by Rachel, ex-slut and ex-girlfriend, to a 3-way with her boyfriend, Blaine. Afterward, ladies-man Kurt realizes that his heart might belong to the Dalton boy. Kurt, however, will have to choose between his heart and his responsibilities when Santana, his on/off girlfriend, reveals that she is pregnant. Smut. Klaine with some Kurtana and Blainchel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Flashes In The Dark reviews
Though Loki did not have a perfect childhood, there were moments of his young life and adolescence that happened right. There are always bright flashes to light the darkness, even if only to make a short memory. A series of one-shots involving the young prince. CH1: How he learned to throw daggers.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Loki
Green Eyes, Blue Blood reviews
Loki planned to ruin Thor's coronation over 19 Midgardian years beforehand. He had visited Earth and impregnated a woman with a daughter without knowing. Sera Scimehif is now old enough to look for her father and tries Stark Towers first. She didn't hope for much, but she was not expecting his reaction. After all, being the daughter of a Jotun god comes with consequences.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Loki, Thor
Kurt Claus reviews
A Klaine Christmas story. Kurt dresses up like Santa Claus to surprise his son, Alex, and his daughter, Elizabeth (Liz-bett). Liz-bett, however, doesn't want to sit on Santa's lap without her Daddy Kurt there to see her. He'd been so excited for her to see Santa and now he's nowhere to be found. One-shot. Holiday.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Never Going To Say Goodbye To You reviews
Kurt's mother knows that her days are numbered, and this only makes the days she has left with her son even more important. She decides to give her son the last gift she can give him. Kisses. POV of Kurt's mom. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Were Only Waiting For This Moment To Arise reviews
After Blaine's eye injury, he takes painkillers to help sedate him. That means Kurt is left to deal with this Loopy!Blaine once more... and the "fort" that Blaine built. Fluffy fluff of epic fluff. Klaine. Sequel to "Watching You Is The Only Drug I Need"
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The HummelBerry Situation reviews
Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
My Heart Stops, When You Look At Me reviews
Kurt and Blaine witness the birth of their first child. The surrogate, none other than their old friend, Rachel Berry. Fluffy fluff! ONE SHOT Hummel-Anderson. Klaine cuteness.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
T G I F reviews
Kurt Hummel experiences his own crazy Friday night. Song fic set to Katy Perry's "T.G.I.F." Klaine. Three way. Rating is subject to change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Untold Stories of BIOTA reviews
There were some unexplained -or should have been explained- parts of the Glee episode "Blame It On The Alcohol" BIOTA . CH1: Mike/Pillow
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mike C.
This Could Be The End Of Everything reviews
When Kurt and Blaine get drunk at Puck's, Finn must go out and find them in the middle of a snowstorm. But have Kurt and Blaine passed out in the snow? Drunk!Kurt and Blaine. Heavy KLAINE. Rated M for dryhumping and SLASH/SMUT in ch2. Some angst in ch1.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
He Was That Good reviews
After Brittany reveals how wonderful Kurt is at oral sex, Rachel is painfully turned on. Brit makes a deal with Kurt that if he "helps out" Rachel, she'll give his future boyfriend tips on great blowjobs. Hummelberry -ish. Sequel to "It Was This Big." M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
It Was This Big! reviews
Brittany accidentally tells the Glee club about her little sexual endevor with Kurt. Blowjobs. Bondage? One shot. Smut. Kurtanny. Oral sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
McKinley reviews
Kurt really wants to go to Nationals so he and his boyfriend Blaine decide to make a radical decision... transfer BACK to McKinley High! Fluff and implied Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Songs To Show My Klaine For You reviews
Klaine love. A compilation of one-shots each inspired by songs. FLUFF! CH1: Kurt and Blaine go on a date, but some girls don't know that. CH2: Burt gets a heavy dose of TMI/ Blaine can't have let Kurt leave his arms. CH3: Angsty Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt, Chris, and the Kilt reviews
"I suspect they are just trying to strip away the little masculinity I still retain," Colfer said as he straightened his man skirt. Warning: minor spoilers for future "Prom Queen" episode. One-shot. Chris/Amber/Darren friendship
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Watching You Is The Only Drug I Need reviews
Blaine has one fear: the dentist! When he has to get his wisdom teeth pulled out, Kurt is the only one who can comfort him and be there for him. To calm him though, he gets drugged for surgery. Valium ensues. Loopy Blaine. Fluffy fluff! Klaine. ONE SHOT
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sex Ed reviews
There is a mandatory Sex Ed orientation for all Dalton students which means Kurt and Blaine have to attend as well! And the teacher, Ms. Holly Holliday. Condom usage. Lots of Klaine action. T for suggestive themes. Humor. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And When I Touch You I Feel Happy Inside reviews
Klaine fluff. Kurt and Blaine are taking it slow, but Blaine's version of "taking it slow" is driving Kurt insane. They love each other, so why not move quicker? Some coffee shop romance. Slash. Blurt. ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Gave My Life Direction reviews
Blaine and Kurt are offically dating and feel that they should tell Burt Hummel, Kurt's father. The biggest concern though is if Burt will be able to let his baby boy grow up. T for suggestive comments. Fluff. Very mild Klaine/slash refrences. ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
I'm So Glad You Have A One Track Mind Like Me reviews
Kurt and Blaine use their free period for their own recreational activities in the study commons. Klaine. Blurt. Dry humping. ONE-SHOT. HEAVY SLASH. Kurt Hummel/Blaine. MMM! Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Imma Get Your Heart Racing In My Skin Tight Jeans reviews
Klaine! Boyfriends Kurt and Blaine share a dorm at Dalton. Today is Saturday and Kurt wants to go out with Mercedes, but he's just having some problems with his pants... Wardrobe malfunction! Mostly fluff. Slash One-shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Droid Texting Bomb reviews
Blaine gets the SMS Bomber Texting app on his new Droid. Kurt has deep pockets and his "bombed" phone is on his crotch during class resulting in a 'little problem'. Try to remove it and the teacher thinks he's texting. Blaine to the rescue! SLASH! BJ! M!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Klaine Slash, Nuff Said reviews
Kurt and Blaine are offically dating, and now share a dorm room at the academy. After months of kissing, Kurt wants more...and Blaine is definitely willing to oblige, and some. Kurt Top! Warning: Smut! BJ's! SLASH! Lemon! MMM! ONE-SHOT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Iggy In Love reviews
Iggy and his girlfriend truly understand their feelings for one another. aka: They have sex. Some humor thrown in, but very romantic, sexy, and smutty. One-shot. Super M/WARNING: SMUT! Iggy loving! GF's POV OC?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Iggy - Complete