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Author has written 47 stories for Azumanga Daioh, My Little Pony, and Hellsing.

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OMG Roommates! reviews
In the ancient past of 2003, four high school graduates will meet in Tokyo. They will embark on a remarkably unextraordinary adventure. At the end of which one of them will finally get laid, or maybe not since I'm not like that...
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 58,510 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kagura, Sakaki
Maidens for Hire: Unexpected Calamity reviews
The Maidens for Hire Tokyo branch experiences an unexpected attack on their corporate building. CEO of Maidens for Hire Koyomi Mizuhara is forced to bring out an experimental model in order to buy them some more time. Will this desperate gamble pay off, or has the company reached a crisis it cannot overcome? Fully endorsed by Maidens for Hire creator Miz-KTakase
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013
The Pinkie Pie from Smile HD vs Alucard: Battle Royale reviews
When an attempt to destroy her entire planet fails miserably, Pinkie Pie finds herself without a purpose. After a few aimless hours of silence she is interrupted by a being that emerges from a darkness she had never knew existed. She quickly becomes engaged in what might just become the last fight of her life. Full version available on dArt.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Alucard - Complete
The Bonds That Try reviews
Today is the day, the day of having to put up with an eccentric chemistry teacher who has trouble curbing his enthusiasim for teaching, even when no one else can understand a word he's saying, even if all of it is correct.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Tomo T.
Arzu and the Queef reviews
In the distant land of planet Earth, two video game based action figures are forced to live out a life of mere inconsistent blabber until one day they encounter a threat to their very sanity, a threat so great it could only stem from the minds of a person hopped up on less sleep than the average grad student. Also, there's some funny stuff too.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Tomo T., Sakaki - Complete
Terror In Tokyo reviews
When Tokyo is under attack, how do the Azumanga characters respond?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
That Special Someone reviews
Kagura finds herself drawn to a mysterious, yet enchanting person in English class as does someone else.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
Azu Stuff You Know Well, Not Really reviews
In a time before a true sequel, two sort of young women have an adventure that will change their lives forever or was it that they became so drunk that they couldn't hardly move for a few hours? I'm sure the answer will come back to me before too long, now embrace the terror that is Azu Stuff You Know Well, Okay Not Really But Come On!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
When You Only Want To Save Someone reviews
When one of their friends is stolen by evil, you can bet that someone is going to try to get her back. But she knows that the odds are against her, which is why her friends decide to go along, to back her up.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kagura, Sakaki
Emos vs Football Players reviews
We all expected this to happen some day. But none of us expected this to happen where it did, in a country that isn't the USA.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sakaki, Kagura - Complete
Worst Story EVAR reviews
Seven close friends are attending a symposium, a biology symposium.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
You Ain't the Boss of Me! reviews
A game causes Minamo and Yukari to get into an angry brawl. This gratuity then begins to spread creating a moment in which things seem bleak for a frightened, young child.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Minamo K./Nyamo, Yukari T. - Complete
Straight Outta Awesome reviews
We're the craziest girls you've ever seen! When we show up you scream because you're so happy! Because we're the ones you wanna see. And when we poke our heads up you can't deny that we're awesome!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
You Stupid Jerk reviews
While studying overseas Chiyo hears something that not only shocks but enrages her.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chiyo M. - Complete
Azu Teen Humor Force reviews
A special team has been constructed to battle teenage depression. Composed of people who have not been teenagers in almost ten years, it will undoubtably get attention. There is however a small concern that they will simply, goof off till they're fired.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sakaki, Tomo T. - Complete
Minamo vs Frieza: Fight for All! reviews
The Azu Fighters travel to planet Bishujo to stop an evil tyrant from becoming immortal. They find themselves up against more than they had ever imagined was possible and at the moment of defeat their champion appears, will she be enough to save the day?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
Kagura vs Vegeta: Battle for Earth! reviews
After the defeat of the evil Raditz; the remaining Saiyans travel to Earth to enact their revenge. In between them and the Earth's destruction stand the AZ Fighters. A collection of heroes whom are the Earth's mightiest warriors.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Azumangaville reviews
Two teenage girls move from the big lights to live with their Auntie Tanazaki in a pleasant community. Unfortunately for the residents of this quiet neighborhood, the new arrivals will stir up a mess of troubles in a horribly funny manner.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Fun in High School 2: The Sequel reviews
The young members of the Azumanga cast find a way to entertain themselves in a time of great personal boredom.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Azumanga's Ninja Adventure reviews
A young girl finds herself struggling to become one of the elite warriors of her village.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010
That's So OOC! reviews
Two friends find themselves pursuing their fanfiction based passions when they run into a story, completely out of logic.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sakaki, Koyomi M./Yomi - Complete
Photos reviews
A young woman finds herself in an awkward situation involving the person whom she has an immense crush on. What follows is nothing short of extraordinary.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Minamo K./Nyamo, Yukari T. - Complete
Hey Let's Crush Some Trolls reviews
After seeing such injustices on the Internet Tomo finds herself drawn to their complete and utter annihilation by her own two hands.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Tomo T. - Complete
A Vacation to Remember reviews
It's happy, happy Golden Week and some of the Azumanga gang have gotten together to celebrate it at the beach. But when one of them goes off on a date, leaving the others on their own, what goes on?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sakaki, Kaorin - Complete
When You're Only Visiting reviews
Minamo's younger cousin comes to Tokyo. He's tall, strong, and wicked athletic, but he has a secret. A secret that he doesn't want anyone to know.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Minamo K./Nyamo, Sakaki - Complete
Just A Day reviews
Two friends find themselves in an interesting situation, but could something unexpected be born from it?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Minamo K./Nyamo, Yukari T. - Complete
Fun In High School reviews
The Azumanga cast finds a fun and intriguing day at school through their own creativity.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
In the Pool reviews
During a warm summer day Tomo decides to make the gang's swimming experience a little bit more exciting.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tomo T. - Complete
AzuWha? reviews
The most exciting adventure that the Azumanga cast has ever had, even counting that time they were attacked by zombies and zomgies!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Summer Shindig reviews
The tales of three different summers, brought together for everyone to enjoy.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Koyomi Vs Takino: Battle Royale reviews
When Takino pushes Mizuhara too far, like usual, how can it involve Minamo, Smash Bros., and a song no one remembers?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Tomo T., Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
Osaka Mihama Friendship Garden reviews
A story that deals with love, revenge, Chiyo, Osaka, and numerous yet infuriating comments that can be noticed everyday. Not to mention the Queen of New York. Oneshot, one kill. HOORAH and SEMPER FI!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Chiyo M. - Complete
FOR GREAT JUSTICE reviews
When Osaka is attacked by Duke Nukem she finds herself in trouble. Then some epic stuff happens and Osaka is saved, hooray!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
Azumanga Trek: A Stolen Generation? reviews
During a time limited to the generic future a destroyer from the Federation's vast wartime armada is sent adrift with a certain team of two, Takino and Kasuga. Despite the conflict between each other they are unaware of the danger of another.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Kagura Vs Vegeta reviews
An interesting tale that brings forth not only curiosity but also commonly said but incorrect phrases in English. If you feel it is too educational, there's no app for that.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Tomo T. - Complete
When You Only Care To Stab The Very Best reviews
One late night in Tokyo a young girl is attacked by thugs. She is saved by the unexpected before seeing the forces of good and evil collide.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Kaorin - Complete
Surviving The Dark reviews
Six young people find themselves trapped. There doesn't seem to be any means of escape. Survival means running away, because they cannot stand and fight. Yet they are not alone. And the people they meet will be far more frightening than their prison.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,919 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kagura, Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
A Day Of Non Sequiturs reviews
Tomo confesses her love for Yomi, and then Yomi did something, which was surprising.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Tomo T., Koyomi M./Yomi - Complete
Minamo Vs Yukari: Battle Royale reviews
At Chiyo's summer home the ultimate battle between two young school teachers begins before being rudely inturrupted by a knockout and Osaka.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Minamo K./Nyamo, Yukari T. - Complete
Kagura Vs Kimura: Battle Royale reviews
In order to save the Earth Kagura must beat the life out of a dangerous warrior race known as the Creepers.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kagura, Kimura - Complete
Too Much Spare Time reviews
What happens when Yomi uses her spare time? May be offensive to some.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Koyomi M./Yomi, Tomo T. - Complete
Kagura Vs Sakaki Part Two reviews
There wasn't much left after the battle between Kagura and the evil that dwelled inside Sakaki. In fact both died during the battle. Now they have returned? It's time for them to end this once and for all.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kagura, Sakaki - Complete
Azumanga: Ultimate Destiny! reviews
This is the ultimate showdown of Azumanga's destiny! Good guys, well no guys but explosions! As far as the eye can see. And only some will survive, I wonder, who will they be? This is the ultimate showdown, of Azumanga's destiny! Completely serious!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kagura, Kaorin - Complete
When Is Love? reviews
Neville Samson is a member of INTERPOL. He's been shot at, he's been injured, he's seen people who wanted to kill him. But is he ready to face another challenge, and how can he stay professional when he falls in love with his trainee?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tomo T. - Complete
What The Osaka? reviews
What happens to Osaka when pot is involved? I also do not condone the use of illegal substances! Enjoy.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Kagura - Complete
Kagura Vs Sakaki: Battle Royale reviews
In order to save her friend Kaorin, Kagura must be able to defeat not only a diabolical monster; but also the person who sent it into the world to wreak havoc.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kagura, Sakaki - Complete
Don't Skip While Practicing Your Serve! reviews
During the second Culture Fest a remarkable event takes place.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kagura, Sakaki - Complete
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