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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2209548, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Bones, Resident Evil series, and Glee.

Soooooo… I have just read several reviews (in various states of annoyance) asking me to please get on with it and update my stories…

With every intention of doing just that, I sat down only to come head to head with a lovely case of writer’s block, and while searching for inspiration, realized that I have never actually written my profile as I intended! GASP!

Um… um…. About me…. Err….

I love reading from an author who obviously has a firm command of the English language, and loves to pull from a large vocabulary. As you may guess from reading my writing, I’m having a lovely little affair with totally cliché adjectives ;) I’ve tried kicking them out of my bed several times, but they seem to really like my pillows…

What you may not have guessed from my writing is that I have a strong passion for oreos, which are currently adding to my great distraction because the crumbs keep ending up on the keyboard! Pesky devils. Hmph.

I can NOT stand typos. Bad plot or character development is understandable, all are not blessed with a stupendous imagination (I include myself in this category, as I cannot come up with an original plot to save my life), but it drives me mad to see good ideas put to shame with lack of expression. PROOF READ! Microsoft Word will do most of the work for you anyway! That being said, I can almost guarantee I will overlook something in this little spiel here.

For those who have read the WHOPPING two stories I have on here now (and haven’t updated in months) I have had several other things in the works for quite awhile, but I have learned from my mistakes and will no longer be posting a story until it is either completely finished or I am 100% confident in my plans for the ending.

For ‘Canned Peaches and Zombies’ readers, I sincerely apologizes but I have no idea where I going, if anywhere, with that story. I fully intended to end it in the next chapter, but I got a ton of reviews expecting it to go on and I’m really really stumped. Suggestions are not only welcomed, they are begged for.

For ‘From the Beginning’ readers, I’m terrible. =/ I have had three chapters of this sitting on my desktop to be posted for about two months now. I’m really picky and something about them is just not sitting right, but I will hurry up and post them before someone keyed my virtual car. Sorry!!! =(

I am now out of cookies, and have one less excuse for not putting pen to paper (or fingers to keys) and cranking out something so I can at least get some points for trying. =)

Happy Reading!

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Only in the Movies by Th1rteen reviews
AU Human Nature Fleeing the Family, the Doctor hides as an actor with Martha posing as his agent. Rose gets pulled back into the universe and is along for the ride.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Rose T.
United by NellieRai reviews
With Red John out of the picture, Lisbon thought Jane was acting fine until he shocks the heck out of her with one question that leaves her contemplating everything. She has no idea how to answer him but once she does, she knows things won't be the same.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 258,291 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Confessions of a Serial Texter by mida212 reviews
What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew - was the only someone for you? AU/Future Finchel
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 192,034 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
It Started With A Picture by peyton4life reviews
Free agent Finn Hudson has his sights set on one team: the New York Jets. The team who had his best friend as Quarterback. The team that was closest in location to his family. And it certainly didn't count against them that they were also the team who, hands down, had the hottest cheerleader. AU Future Finchel
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 198,698 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Take The Fall by OutCold reviews
""Is it over?" he choked out, a thread of blood trickling from his mouth." Jane never thought past killing RJ, but while he fights for his life in the ICU, Lisbon quickly realises it isn't over at all, and has to decide how far she'll go for him. EDIT: I had other plans for this story, but I'm not going to continue it. It ends neatly, I promise. It ends in an ending-place.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,658 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Unexpected Effects of Reverse Psychology by henriettaline reviews
Finn and Rachel realize their parents are manipulating them and plan to get them to stop, but it doesn't take long for them to decide they're onto something good. Scenes written in and around both "Heart" and "On My Way".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5243 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Whatever Happened To Patrick Jane? by 713135 reviews
After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
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Puzzling, Feet Cold in the Snow reviews
Set after the Christmas episode in season 2, Rachel gets sick after Finn leaves her in the Christmas tree lot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B.
From the Beginning reviews
What if Booth and Brennan had met in high school? The story of friendship and love between the foster kid and the jock.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,974 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Canned Peaches and Zombies reviews
A different take on what happens after Alice arrives on the scene in Extinction, because everyone (including Alice) needs a little more Carlos in their lives!
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Alice, Carlos O.