Sehkmet
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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2209765, Profile Updated: 05-06-15
Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, Stargate: SG-1, Dresden Files, Harry Potter, Early Edition, Torchwood, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I am Sehkmet, goddess of destruction!Dudududuuuuuuuuuu! Sehkmet is the Egyptian goddess of destruction, death, warfare, and various death causing things. Now instead of rambling on I will tell you something about myself.

First things first, I am a critic. So I criticize. Can I soften the truth for people so I won't hurt their feelings? Yes. Will I? Absolutely not, for I can sometimes be an extremely petty person. And therefore, not all my criticism is earned, but I criticize harshly anyways.

An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away, but a bazooka will keep the doctor, the dentist, and the psychiatrist who's coming to talk to you about your anger issues away.

Favorite TV shows: Dresden Files, Doctor Who, White Collar, Burn Notice, Criminal Minds, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Firefly, Person of Interest, Highlander, Sanctuary, Agents of SHIELD, Constantine, Forever, The Flash, etc.

Favorite books: Terry Pratchett's books, the Dresden Files, all six books of the Hitchhikers trilogy, LotR, etc. For some reason I can't think of any other books to put on the list. Weird. Goblin Woods trilogy.

Favorite movies: Serenity, LotR, the Avengers, Sahara, etc. Hogfather.

Too many to list, really.

Things I hate: Also too many to list. Includes My Immortal, Harry Potter, Twilight, and idiots.

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Shadows of the Flame by Atarah Derek
Jeong Jeong's desertion marked the beginning of his biggest adventures. Not the least of which is the time he ended up miles from any open sea, in the middle of the desert. Of course, that was really the fault of the strange, colorfully-dressed man in his company (not that the latter would ever admit to it). Together they discover Wan Shi Tong's library, and inside a grave threat.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,920 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 6th Doctor, Zhao, Jeong Jeong - Complete
What Fury Did by Sarnysse reviews
(Mild profanity.) "Director Fury, may I have a moment of your time?" For the supremely unflappable, invariably practical Phil Coulson to ask for a private meeting, something had to be seriously wrong. Fury tried not to visibly wince. Had he discovered the truth about his rehabilitation in Tahiti?
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F., P. Coulson - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Budapest by TheMostRandomOfRandomWriters reviews
"You and I remember Budapest very differently." Why, though?
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Only the Beginning by hiholly123 reviews
While on his "farewell tour," the Doctor makes an unexpected stop in New York, and is captured by a very famous team of heroes intent on eliminating alien threats. But little do they all know, an old enemy of the Doctor's is lurking in New York, preparing to attack. Too bad for the Doctor and the Avengers - this is only the beginning... *First in The Crossover Collection series*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
When you have eliminated the impossible by Silfrvarg reviews
When Sherlock is called out to investigate a strange murder, the suspect is nothing like what he expected. Who is this strange man with no name, why would he kill an innocent young woman, and just who is he hiding from? 10th doctor whump.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,885 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Recruitment Options by MandyTrekkie reviews
Phil Coulson has had his share of finding super-powered individuals and bringing them to SHIELD for the greater good. This time, however, things might get a bit more hairy than even he is used to... Rated for mild language.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Confession is Good for the Soul by scifi-karis reviews
Colonel Sheppard is captured by the Cardassians who interrogate him to find out more about the mysterious Stargate. Meanwhile, the Federation sends its Black Ops crew of the USS Black Diamond to rescue the mysterious stranger. Shep Whump
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John S. - Complete
Crossed Boundaries by casus17 reviews
NCIS always knew Atlantis had a deadly enemy out there somewhere... they just never expected to find it in their own backyard.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,956 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, John S. - Complete
Why Torchwood and MIB Crossovers Dont Work by isoner reviews
Jack and J chat in a diner after a mission.
Crossover - Men In Black & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Second Empire of the Sun by CD57 reviews
Ra has survived the bomb and is looking for revenge. Jack and Daniel are in so much trouble. Again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,860 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
For Pony! by Redmage2 reviews
Richard's battle cry explained. Minor crossover, with crack included. older story, just switched categories
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Indiana Jones and the M&S towel by losttimelady reviews
When Indy goes on visit to England, a dig he visits in Islington yeilds something unexpected and towel shaped. Indy/ Hitchhikers giude to the galaxy crossover. One shot. Slight Parody.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Nine Lives by Marcus Rowland reviews
Someone's decapitating people in Metropolis, and Clark Kent and Lois Lane want answers. Meanwhile a certain Caped Crusader appears to have his own agenda... Lois & Clark, Highlander and Batman crossover. Complete!
Crossover - Highlander & Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Cassandra - Complete
Abjured by San Antonio Rose reviews
In which the Witch-king of Angmar meets his Maker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Doctor Who, The Internet, And Fan Fiction by Margaret Price reviews
Negative reviews can inspire bad feelings, retaliation and, eventually, flame wars. The latter inspired this short story. The 6th Doctor takes a humorous look at fan fiction.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
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Poems of a Wibbly-Wobbly Nature reviews
This is a collection of poems by me. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013
Brighter Day reviews
This is just a poem I wrote that I thought might fit Dresden. Hope you enjoy. Please review.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
An Untimely Demise
Something I thought could just happen to the Golden Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Weird Halloween reviews
It is just an ordinary Halloween for Sabrina. Well, except for the T-Rex. One-shot
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
A Collection of Insults reviews
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged is on a mission to insult everyone in the universe in alphabetical order. And he insults many people before he is finished.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
A New Job reviews
Jenny stops in Cardiff, and meets a new friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H. - Complete
Alien reviews
This is a one-shot. My first fanfic, so please review. Every time SG-1 saves the world they very narrowly save it. So it would be in all the newspapers the next day until they stop it. So Gary would see it.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Early Edition - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Late Rose Early Doctor reviews
Rose is running late. Fortunately she runs into someone who fixes that.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Rose T., 11th Doctor