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Author has written 79 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Discworld, Sweeney Todd, Sims, Clover/クローバー, Sherlock, L Word, Firefly, Neverwhere, Radio Dramas, and Corpse Bride.

The Short Story

Name: Andrew
Age: 20 (Born 1997)
Pronouns: he/him/his
Transformative works policy: ask me first
Contact methods: fanfiction dot net private messaging OR email andrewtemerarious at gmail dot com

The Long Story

Content warnings for gender and dysphoria, depersonalisation and identity construction, and body horror and minor gore. There is a happy ending.

Here is a story that may interest you.

Once upon a time, in a small city-state in Southeast Asia known as Singapore, there was born a child. The child was proclaimed female on the basis of genital configuration and in the absence of contradicting evidence.

The child was raised by a loving family, and grew into an extremely opinionated young person whose hobbies included reading stories and inventing characters. One of these characters was named Irisquilla, another Mademise Morte, yet another named Treiza. It sometimes seemed easier to invent a character than to be a person, so the child adopted each of these names at one point or another. Over the years, there were other names, and other personae, but none of them felt quite right.

In fact, most things didn’t feel quite right. Sometimes, the child felt like their heart was a writhing mess rotting inside them, waiting to be burnt away. Other times, the child felt like their skin was too tight, stretched over broken glass. Very often, the child felt like all it could ever do was pretend to be a person, and never really be one.

As hurt beings are wont to, the child lashed out. They treated themself more like a problem than a person. They hit walls and kicked defenceless trees. They said impolite and unkind things to various people. All through this, the child tried over and over to prove themself female, presuming gender to be prerequisite to humanity.

Somewhere along the line, the child discovered how attractive girls are, and was enamoured of several, not quite knowing the difference between envy and admiration. They learned how to sing in a voice that fit best in a tenor section. They became enamoured of a boy or two, still not knowing the difference between envy and admiration.

The child feared many things. Most of all, they feared not existing. So one day, knowing that whatever it was, they would not be able to exist as female, they tried on existence as male.

It was a revelation.

Not everything changed at once, but enough changed that the child knew that finally, something was going right. They took the name Andrew and the pronoun he. He started to treat himself like a person, stopped mistreating the things around him, and finally began to learn how to talk to people. He sings with his own voice now, and calls himself his own name.

He is telling his own story.

Appendix

I am currently variously known as Andrew Kirkrose Temerarious and Iphis. The Iphis may also have the last two digits of the current year after it (e.g. iphis14, iphis18).

I am a year one Linguistics major in University, minoring in Creative Writing. I find communication fascinating, and have developed a great fondness for experimental poetry.

I like making things. Words are one medium I use a lot. Another is music: I direct a church choir, sing in another, play double bass in several orchestras, and have been part of a wadaiko troupe for the past ten years.

I have folded many thousands of paper cranes, some of which are absolutely tiny.

I'm still not great at talking to people, so it's really not personal if I suddenly disappear, or if I don't respond a review. I still really appreciate messages and comments. I'm also around on the AO3 (iphis17), Tumblr (iphis17/whiletheapocalypsebuffers), and on this site also as Sweethearted.

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This Heavy Load reviews
Crystal, Carol, language, and identity. Set in the earlier part of the series and focused on the twins. [Oneshot, no romo.]
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Crystal E., Carol E. - Complete
My Soul Shall Fly reviews
Skeleton child drabble, featuring institutionalised misogyny and the inevitability of death. Inspired by PlayerPiano's A Wild Night and A New Road. [I'm glad that I am born to die/From grief and woe my soul shall fly]
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Complete
Pour l'Amour du Ciel
High-school cishets-don't-exist remix with some of the magical elements kept in. M for profanity and violence, warnings for transphobia and sexism and misgendering and probably a lot more things to come. No pairings as of yet, multichap.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., China S.
Men and Angels reviews
Crystal and Carol Edgley suspect that it is ultimately impossible for some children to love their parents. Oneshot, T. Warnings for disordered eating, familial (parent/child) abuse, mental instability, ableism, and religious motifs. Set in the first few books with no acknowledgement of the existence of magic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Beryl E., Fergus E.] Crystal E., Carol E. - Complete
Strex reviews
This is how StrexCorp starts. [WTNV, she/she - OCs, oneshot.]
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale, OC - Complete
Jess
Jessica's first lover is a jeweler who calls her Jess and thinks she's worth more than any diamond. Oneshot, M for profanity and non-explicit sex. Jessica/that girl who caught Hunter's eye in Bangkok.
Neverwhere - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Complete
Eternal reviews
Clarabelle/Darquesse, oneshot. Originally written before Mortal Coil was a thing, and thus an AU. M for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism. Warnings for murder, suicide, and mental instability.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Clarabelle - Complete
Transport reviews
Genderswap AU, M for language and insinuation. Warnings for gender dysphoria, drug use, neurodiversity and the societal reactions thereto, an eating disorder, self harm, and menstruation.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Mismatch reviews
Oneshot, shipless, Vaurien-centric. Inspired by the LSODM preview. M for profanity and insinuation, warnings for gender-type issues.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Rainbow reviews
Crackfic and queerness and general joie de vivre. Warnings for death, violence, suicidal ideations, EDs, et cetera. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism. More-or-less unrelated snippets to be posted whenever I can string sentences together meaningfully, of varying moods, quality and length.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 21,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Never Be The Same reviews
Sanguine/Dusk oneshot. T for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dusk, B-R. Sanguine - Complete
Grace reviews
Oneshot, Vaurien/Gerald, AU. Vaurien's CAFAB and wants to kill the world in the name of art. Gerald is perfectly happy to join him. M for Language, Insinuation, homicide and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - V. Scapegrace, Thrasher/Gerald - Complete
Designate reviews
Short Skulduggery/his wife AU exploring possible differences in gender designation. T for discussed cissexism and he/she romance.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Skulduggery P. - Complete
Weightless reviews
Kinkmeme fill, Reflection-centric, oneshot. T for Language and Insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Valkyrie’s Reflection - Complete
Smooth reviews
Kaylee/River, oneshot, M for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism. Written for Femslash February.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kaylee, R. Tam - Complete
High
Mal-centric, pre-canon, T for Insinuation. Mal is noticeably taller than her parents by the time she's eleven. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Complete
Wayside
Shane McCutcheon knows how to sell herself. Oneshot, shipless, Shane-centric, T for Language and Insinuation.
L Word - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Shane M. - Complete
Symbiosis reviews
Kinkmeme fill, Molly/Jim 221B. T for insinuation and heteroerotism. He shields himself with fairy stories and the image of the universe as it could be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Savant reviews
Kinkmeme fill. Mahou-shoujo AU multichap, T for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Boredom reviews
If only they weren't all so predictable. If they weren't all so boring. Jim/Sherlock, oneshot composed of five 221B-format snippets. T for Language and Insinuation and homoerotism.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Proposal reviews
Mycroft tries to avoid an arranged marriage. KinkMeme fill, drabble, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Ringing The Changes
Sebastian Moran wants to destroy Mycroft Holmes. Mycroft Holmes wants to be destroyed. Kinkmeme fill, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Chantonner reviews
KotW spoilers. Multichap, Lenka/Clarabelle. M for Language, Insinuation and erotism. Warnings for gore, torture and abusive dynamics.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Clarabelle
Newtonmas 2012 reviews
More along the lines of word-puke than anything else, spoilers for KOTW.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012
It reviews
Oneshot, Murder/China, M for Insinuation, mental instability and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - China S., M. Rose - Complete
縛腳 reviews
Spoilers for KOTW. T for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism. Also, incest. Crystal/Carol, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Carol E., Crystal E. - Complete
Tired of Sleeping reviews
Kinkmeme fill, not much to do with the Suzanne Vega song. Five 221B-format snippets, T for Insinuation and homoerotism. Johnlock. Knowing John is safe makes the shadows brighter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whiskey And Rye reviews
Kinkmeme fill. Kenspeckle/Nye med school AU. T for Insinuation and erotism, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Kenspeckle G., Nye - Complete
Maquillage
Fill for the kinkmeme, no particular pairings. K-plus for insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
Calme Au Coeur reviews
Fill for the Kinkmeme. AU in which Sherlock needs a heart and John Watson happens to be a match. T for Language, Insinuation and morbidity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Actualité
Fill for the kinkmeme. Moriarty's a journalist and Sherlock is News. Vaguely implied Moran/Moriarty and Sherlock/John, T for Insinuation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
5x100x200 reviews
Two hundred words for each prompt of the five variations of the 100 theme challenge. T for Language, Insinuation, and homoerotism, with the occasional hint of heteroerotism. Too many pairings to list.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011
Rule 63 reviews
A month's worth of genderbending. T for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism, homoerotism and erotism in general.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
Equal reviews
Watson/Moriarty, AU in which the Reichenbach Fall didn't happen but something similarly horrific did. Possibly slightly out of character. M for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism. Oneshot, hints of Watson/Holmes and Holmes/Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Echoes reviews
Five 221B format snippets. John/Sherlock, varying degrees of angst and fluff. T for Language, Insinuation, homoerotism and morbidity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Roses Damask'd reviews
Snippets for June 2012, centered around one China Sorrows. Warnings for homoerotism, heteroerotism, profanity, religious metaphor, death, abusive relationship dynamics, drug references, violence, implied sex, and various other things.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - China S. - Complete
Truly reviews
Valkyrie/Skulduggery, fluff. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Sorrows Contract reviews
There's really no other way to look at it: from the time they first met to the time they died, they have really made no worse decision than taking the Sorrows contract. Zephyr/Sev twoshot, M for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Foreknown reviews
The wind sang and her world turned. Oneshot, not particularly romance-dependent. K-plus for vaguely dark themes.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
幸せになりたい
A one-leaf clover changed to four. Oruha/Kazuhiko, Oruha/OC, contemplative. Oneshot, M for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism and homoerotism.
Clover/クローバー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kazuhiko R., Oruha/Ora - Complete
Cruel and Unusual
Written for the Ten Times the Awesomeness competition. Oneshot, no particular pairings, T for Language and Insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Lettera d'Amore reviews
Silly, happy love poetry from Gordon to China. T for Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Gordon E., China S. - Complete
黑龙 reviews
Over the course of eleven months, Valkyrie Cain travels more than she ever has in her life. Fluffy AU Val/Caelan oneshot set between The Faceless Ones and Dark Days.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2012 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Caelan] - Complete
Holy reviews
Vim and vinegar and so much fire, knowing Valkyrie Cain has never really been easy. In fact, it's mostly just heartbreak. Val/China. T for Insinuation and homoerotism, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [China S., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.] - Complete
Sirocco reviews
Zephyr/Sev in five drabbles. T for heteroerotism, complete.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Infernal reviews
Skulduggery/Morwenna oneshot. T for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Skulduggery P., Morwenna C. - Complete
Anchored reviews
Anton/Larrikin and Anton/Erskine, with a very vague hint of Pleasant/Vex in the background. Oneshot, T for Insinuation, homoerotism, and a very small amount of heteroerotism. Written for the fabulous Evangeline Evergreen.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Anton S., Erskine R. - Complete
Five Times Tanith Killed reviews
And one time she died. Oneshot, implied Valkyrie/Tanith. T for death and such.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tanith L., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
On My Knees reviews
Oneshot, Caelan/Dusk with a focus on Caelan. T for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Caelan, Dusk - Complete
Unto Dust reviews
Oneshot, vague Valkyrie/Skulduggery. T for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Watching Them Die reviews
Hannah/Val, oneshot. M for Language, Insinuation, homoerotism and some mentioned heteroerotism. AU.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hannah F., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Newtonmas 2011 reviews
Daily, slightly Newtonmas-y snippets for the month of December. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Poppling reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Flight Feather reviews
Complete multichap. M for Language, Insinuation, homoerotism and some heteroerotism. Valkyrie/Clarabelle, AU.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Clarabelle, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Beyond Romantic reviews
Oneshot, Zephyr/Sharon. T for Insinuation, homerotism and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sharon, Zephyr - Complete
Memories reviews
Oneshot. AU-ish, and the pairings aren't really that important. Melissa/Desmond and Tanith/Valkyrie.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Melissa E., Desmond E. - Complete
Reason for Being reviews
China/Eliza saffic, oneshot. T for Insinuation and homoerotism. Fluffy?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Withdrawals
Oneshot, not particularly pairing-dependent, AU, Valkyrie-centric, contemplative.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Laces of Life reviews
Oneshot, not particularly pairings-dependent, Valkyrie-centric, self harm. T for suicide. Not a whole lot to do with Emilie Autumn's 306.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Sally's Pigeons reviews
Oneshot, inspired by the Cyndi Lauper song. OC/Sofia saffic. M for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism. Also involving Billy-Ray Sanguine, umbrellas and back-alley morons.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
七夕节 reviews
When star crossed lovers die together, they are reincarnated as twins. Crystal/Carol, oneshot. T for Insinuation, homoerotism and some heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Carol E., Crystal E. - Complete
Vendetta reviews
A story of feuds and friendship. T for morbidity and insinuation. Oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - China S., M. Rose - Complete
Unto Hell reviews
MySims characters, a cross between the original universe and the Kingdom-verse. T for Language, Insinuation, homoerotism and a little bit of incest. Violet/Yuki, Violet/Poppy and, well, Violet/many miscellaneous girls. OOC, straight-faced crack. Oneshot.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Uncharted reviews
Oneshot, Valkyrie/Skulduggery with a few other pairings. T for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Canephora reviews
Mal-centric, oneshot. Black-ribboning started out as a fad, and quickly became a habit.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
History reviews
Skulduggery/Solomon and Valkyrie/Solomon oneshot. T for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism and homoerotism. SolomonPOV.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - S. Wreath - Complete
Arsenic reviews
Oneshot, T for morbidity and insinuation, not particularly pairings-dependant. Arsenic is quite the poison of choice, these days...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Youth reviews
Oneshot, not particularly pairings-driven, T for Language and Insinuation. They were young and they were innocent and they were stupid.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Torture reviews
Oneshot, Valkyrie/Skulduggery, straight-faced crack. M for Language and insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
In Another Life reviews
Tanith/Valkyrie, oneshot, angst/tragedy/humor/friendship, and, above all, romance. Post-Mortal Coil. M for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Tanith L. - Complete
Newtonmas 2010 reviews
In commemoration of the month of December of the year 2010. Daily snippets with no particular pairings held to, T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Unwarranted reviews
Oneshot, China/Davina. M for language, insinuation, homoerotism, unhealthy relationship dynamics, and sex-work-negative language.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - China S., Davina M. - Complete
Love reviews
Oneshot, Nye/OC. Absolutely straight-faced crack. How Nye got its stitches.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Entrapment reviews
Oneshot, skulkyrie instead of valduggery. A bit creepy, I guess, and a bit twisted.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Disarming reviews
Oneshot, Caelan/Valkyrie. T for stalkerishness, disturbingness, that sort of thing. There should be a category for 'Hate', because 'Angst' just doesn't cut it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Caelan - Complete
Searching For A Soul reviews
There was once a being more sick and twisted than humanly possible, so of course it had to be. Shipless, Nye-centric, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Nye - Complete
Magic reviews
AU, shipless, feat. Insane!Valkyrie and Understandably-Concerned!Desmond. "There was a pause, and that sense of absolute lucidity, when everything was connected, and everything had a part in her world... Her eyes closed briefly, and she smiled." Oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Desmond E. - Complete
Corsetry reviews
AU, Mal/OC, Mal/Pol. Involving stays, names that take the better part of an hour to write, very awkward moments and some kissing. T for homoerotism, insinuation and minor coarse language. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Polly P. - Complete
Necrophilia reviews
Oneshot, Valkyrie/Skulduggery. T for insinuation and heteroerotism. We all call the pairing necrophilia, but rarely ever take it quite this far...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete