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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2209904, Profile Updated: 10-30-15
Author has written 8 stories for Invader Zim, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Pokémon, Team Fortress 2, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello. Welcome to my sad, sad profile. It'll be big and long later. Actually, it's getting there these days.

Last update:

December 31 2010 AD!

5000 or so. MOST DISAPPOINT.

About me?:

Trust me, you don't care about me. Anyways, I'm going to write mainly for Invader Zim, though I may do a couple of other things too. I will never write romance.


Nope. Not one for now.

About my sad little story(s)?:

Currently I have five. This will be updated though, so keep watching this space!

Invader Zim:

Something like a weapon: Probably not going to be finished

Chapter one: Done! I need to write longer chapters...

Chapter two: Done! Even shorter...

Chapter three: Done! This one has been added on-to, as I thought the end was bad. It's now longer.

Chapter four: Done! W00t!

Chapter five: Not even started. BLAAAARG. I need to start working on this again... When though...?

A clash of Cliches: BELEATED

The Spectacular adventures of Miz, Rig and Bid:

Chapter One: Done!

Chapter Two: Done~! This chapter contains my first evar mary sue. God are they hard to write.

Chapter Three: Done! I owe credit to two stories- A Irken girl called Sandy and Invader MAZ. I used a couple of ideas, though twisted them.

Chapter four: Done!

Chapter five: Done

Chapter six:


The Legends:

Chapter one: Done

Chapter Two: Done

Chapter three:

The end of the times:

Chapter one: Up

Chapter two:


43 things Twilight has taught me:


Maximum ride:


Done. It's a one-shot.


Priority list: I don't have any :C

SAMR. Spectacular Adventures of Miz, Rig and Bid

Something like a weapon

Something new

Done list:

70 things I've learned from Twilight! (2 chapters...)
Awesome stories:
Again by Pingypong101

Don't be fazed by the start. It's amazing.


I have fictionpress! And I think I'll be mainly using it.

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The Things They Carried by Saaxth reviews
Even after you've walked away from it, it never disappears. It's always in sight, no matter how far you are, be it in distance or time. That's war. - Adaptation of Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried -
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Engineer
Singularity by It's The Krys reviews
A collection of prompt-based writings, all collapsed into a single super-dense mass. Focuses mainly on Zim and Dib, with a variety of genres. Constructive criticism and other such feedbacks are greatly appreciated.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 96 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zim, Dib
Day 246 by fivetail reviews
The act had gone on long enough.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
The Perfect Distraction by LackOfMonkey reviews
Dib's been living in an alternate reality for two years, and now that he's back in the real world, things are taking a turn for the worst. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Dib
Hail Mary Sue by Maran Zelde reviews
Join me as I make fun of Mary Sues. 'Tis great fun. [Revised]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Dib, Zim, Tak - Complete
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Earthshaker reviews
AU. America is struggling in the cold, heading towards Russia for help to save him from WWIII, which is everyone vs. himself. Female Russia and America pairing in second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - America, Russia
The Wedding reviews
Kind of AU, I guess. Not really written as Fanfiction, but I realized it works. One-shot. Involves Spy. Contains OC, mainly about OC.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Spy - Complete
The spectacular adventures of Miz, Bid and Rig! reviews
Follow our beautiful Irken hero and her SIR on their quest to locate an Irken! It's a parody of all of those Mary sue fics out there. Chapter five: A new hero saves the day! The savior is...?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Zim, Dib
The end of the times
A collection of roleplay posts between me and a pal. Aria and Mackerel are in enemy teams Magma and Aqua, but when Rocket starts appearing in Hoenn, their teams must get over each other and beat the enemy. Much deeper plot later. Much OOC!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Groudon, Kyogre
The Legends reviews
A story for each of the legends. Warning kids! Arceus didn't make the world! Le gasp! More like a one-shot collection. NEWEST: Mew
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ho-Oh/Houou, Arceus
70 things Twilight has taught me reviews
WARNING: This is not Pro-Twilight. I respect the fans, but I just don't like the book. Rated T for some language. Flames will be read, so don't swear to much, or I won't read and reply.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Angel reviews
I never thought I would want to fly, yet now I do. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Max - Complete
Something like a weapon reviews
Meh, My first ever try at fanfiction. An OC race gets the Irken Empire really mad. They have one Irken day to destroy the empire, which means there's no hope. Or is there?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Red, Purple