Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Kuroshitsuji, Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Twilight.
I do my best to correct my grammer, but...you have been warned.
Being the lazy bum I am, I can never be bothered to do disclaimers in each chapter, so here it is. Please don't sue me...
I do not own any of the fictional characters, plotlines, series, or whatever I missed out on in the fanfics I have submitted under any category. If I wanted original I would go to FF.Press. If I actually owned any of them I would not be slaving at school. In stead, I would be on a tropical beach somewhere with plenty of hot men as servants and preferably a nice cold smoothie to drink.
I post fanart and other things on Deviantart. My account is D-D-Douglas. If you're interested, go check it out!
I am into many fandoms. Here they are:
Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Malory Towers, Anne of Green Gables, The Hunger Games, Famous Five, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Ropemaker, the Faults in Our Stars, Anything by Roald Dahl (But especially Matilda and The Witches), Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Little Women, The Railway Children, Treasure Island, Kidnapped!, Black Beauty, the Jungle Book, The Secret Garden, Little Princess.
Films: The Matrix Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, anything by Disney (But Mulan is my favourite), Rush Hour
Anime and Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, Ouran High School Host Club, Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Shaman King, Shaman King Flowers, D.N.Angel, Bleach, Psycho-pass, Soul Eater, Durarara!!!, Detective Conan, Magic Kaito, One Piece, Naruto,D.Gray-Man, Yu-Gi-Oh season Zero, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Bobobo-BoBobobo, Death Note, BeyBlade, Prince of Tennis, Black Cat, Death Note, Rave Master, Fairy Tail, Bakuman., Blue Exorcist/Ao no Exorcist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Air Gear, 1/2 Prince, Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, Hikaru No Go, Hetalia, Skip Beat, Great Teacher Onizuka, Spider Riders, Toriko, Weiss Kreuz, Nana, Inuyasha, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Code Geass, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Tokyo Mew Mew, Pretty Cure
Video Games: Pokemon, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Phoenix Wright, Professor Layton, Fire Emblem: Awakening, The World Ends With You, Lufia, Sonic the Hedgehog, Golden Sun, Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies, Trauma Centre, Rune Factory, Otometeki Koi Kakumei, Etrian Odyssey, Harvest Moon, Tokimeki Memorial Girls' Side 1st Love, Tokimeki Memorial Girls' Side 2nd Season, Hatoful Boyfriend,
Cartoons: PowerPuff Girls, Tom and Jerry, Avatar the Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Winx Club, W.I.T.C.H, Danny Phantom, Yin Yang Yo,
Pick ten characters and act as if you were in the manga/anime/game/show/whatever
1. Yusei Fudo (Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's)
2. Masaoka Tomomi (Psycho-pass)
3. G. (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)
4. Heiwajima Shizuo (Durarara!!!)
5. Mikasa Ackerman (Attack on Titan)
6. Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)
7. Canada (Axis Powers Hetalia)
8. Oshawott (Pokemon)
9. Frederick (Fire Emblem Awakening)
10. Alex Louis Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if:
Number 1(Yusei) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3(G.) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4(Shizuo) announced he/she's going to marry 9(Frederick) tomorrow?
Number 5(Mikasa) cooked you dinner?
Number 6(Urahara) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? ...and I STILL can't see what's underneath his damn hat.
Number 7(Canada) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8(Oshawott) got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9(Frederick) made fun of your friends? Can't see that happening but I really wouldn't do anything against him, y'know, with all those pointy weapons and armour, I value my life.
Number 10(Armstrong) ignored you all the time? Armstrong? Ignoring me?! Oh man, what did I do?!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Yusei) do?
You're on a vacation with 2 (Masaoka) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 (G.) give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Shizuo) do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5(Mikasa) do?
You're about to marry number 10(Armstrong). What's 1(Yusei)'s reaction? Nothing I guess, other than the fact that Armstrong radiates pink sparkles and clothing seems to disintergrate around him.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Canada) cheer you up? Canada would make me some maple syrup pancakes and bring them to my house with ice cream and movies. He's such a sweetheart.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9(Frederick) support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Armstrong) do?
Number 1(Yusei) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2(Masaoka) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Frederick).
You're dating 3(G.) and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? ... G. has parents? Like, live ones?
Number 4(Shizuo) loves number 9(Frederick) as well. What does that mean? It means Frederick is a total stud and
Will number 5 (Mikasa) and 6(Urahara) ever kiss?
Number 6 (Urahara) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7(Canada) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8(Oshawott) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9(Frederick) is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what? We get together? I mean, why not? He's a gentleman and he kicks ass.
You spot 10(Armstrong) kissing 1(Yusei). How do you react?
You notice that 3(G.) and 4(Shizuo) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1(Yusei) and 6(Urahara) be soul mates?
Would 2(Masaoka) trust 5(Mikasa)?
Number 4(Shizuo) is bored and pokes 10(Armstrong). What happens after that?
5(Mikasa) and 1(Yusei) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6(Urahara) and 3 (G.) cooked dinner what would they make?
7(Canada) and 9(Frederick) apply for a job. What job?
8(Oshawott) gives 5 (Mikasa) a haircut. Is that okay?
9(Frederick) sketches what 6(Urahara)'s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10(Armstrong) and 9(Frederick) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? I don't know. And I don't WANT to know.
1(Yusei) accidentally kicked 10(Armstrong)?
Yusei would apologise and everything ends just fine, but not before Armstrong waxes poetics on his amazing leg strength.
2(Masaoka) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9(Frederick) got it. What would happen? Either nothing or everything, it depends on who the person is. If it's Chrom or Lissa...well...
5 (Mikasa) and 6 (Urahara) do a workout together... And discuss titans. Urahara is absolutely FASCINATED.
6(Urahara) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
7(Canada) won the lottery?
8(Oshawott) had quite a big secret?
9(Frederick) became a singer?
10(Armstrong) got a daughter?
What would 1(Yusei) think of 2(Masaoka)? ...Defending the innocent by the law and from the law too...it's a noble profession.
How would 3(G.) greet 4(Shizuo)?
What would 4(Shizuo) envy about 5(Mikasa)?
What dream would 5(Mikasa) have about 6(Urahara)? I...don't know. I just want to be as far away from this as possible.
What do 6(Urahara) and 7(Canada) have in common?
What would make 7(Canada) angry at 8 (Oshawott)? Nobody can stay mad at Oshawott for long. NOBODY.
Where would 8 (Oshawott) meet 9(Frederick)?
What would 9(Frederick) never dare to tell 10(Armstrong)? Thathis comrades cast magic spells that go against everything he believed in.
What would make 10(Armstrong) scared of 1(Yusei)?
Is 3(G.) gay? Perhaps.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)
Work vs Prison
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
So why is it, again, that we work?
Alternate Names :
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Douizzle (This sounds like a reject from Professor Layton... -_-"")
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (colour and animal): Black Fox (Wonder how that works...)
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Yuu Pixie (...)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Guyvlu ...Am sorely reminded of an igloo for some reason)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (colour, drink): Blood Fanta (...eww...)
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Uuxunhn (No comment...)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Cloud (I'm not kidding)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Nyx (WhatisthisIdon'teven-)
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pomegranate Exams (How do pomegranates do exams?)
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (colour, pirate accessory): Fuchsia Longsword (Totally manly)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say, "RUN BITCH RUN!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
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