"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
Make a man fire, and he'd be warm for a day, but set him on fire, and he'd be warm for the rest of his life
Stress; a condition brought on by over-riding the bodies' natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it
- Passionate Stranger
HEYLO. Mah name's BECCAH. :D
I'm a sucker for 'post this onto your profile if you _', just thought you'd like to know. You have been warned.
MY FANNY PACK. :DDDD
"On a scale of one to crazy I'm a penguin."
"A true friend equals you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass."
95 percent of the teenage population would go into panic if Miley Cyrus was standing off a ledge of a 10 story building. Put this on your profile if you would be the 5 percentstanding there with a megaphone screaming Jump You Dumb Bitch Jump!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
if technically after midnight it's
something like the early morning:-D- (By: RockstarLife)
if you built/lit a fire in an igloo would the igloo melt?
Why do people read?
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
3. Learn how to forge a signature
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates