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1. FIRST NAME: Maxy!….or is it (evil smile)
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Soup opera character from days of our lives (I gave u a hint….u get a cookie if u figure it out!)
3. SIBLING NAMES: Cindy and Angela (with no real information I think they’re safe)
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? someone tried to take my laptop away….last week (yeah…I’m a wimp and I know I’m a wimp)
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? I have the smallest hands among my peers and I’m damn proud of it!
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Ham
7. KIDS? Nope….just to young….plus I think you need a partner for that as well
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes…but it would more work then its worth
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? nope…tried but I’ve never been able to write about myself…it’s to weird.
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No Sherlock…I’m the perfect little angel!
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah.
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Do I wanna get myself killed? Nope!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Apple jacks
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No….why untie them when you’re gonna put them on the next day! To much of a problem if u ask me.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I’m stronger then my friend Mishy (wimp!) but weeker then Wolf (slightly short blondy!…run for your life!)
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies n’ Cream
17. SHOE SIZE? 8
18. RED OR PINK? Red….Pink is just to girly for me (says the girl wearing pretty dress and heels)
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My legs
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sisters (they don’t live anywhere near me)
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Hell yeah!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue plaid ‘skirt’ and white sneakers
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? cookies
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing….everyone is reading right now!
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Red! Cuz its just badass and I’m cool like that!
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Cotton Candy
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Arianna….she tricked me into thinking she had been kidnapped….I’m still a little pissed at her for that!
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? They have the weirdest personality ever…..I like it!
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? uh…..
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Sunkist orange
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Tennis (I love the prince of tennis!)
32. EYE COLOR? Blue as the sky
33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes?! O.o
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I have contacts but I’m to lazy to put them in
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Prime rib
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Boo! I love scary….but I also love happy…scary, happy, scary, happy….Scary!
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Priest
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? pants
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer.
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? POCKEY!!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options:
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If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
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If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who don't give a damn, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house
BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen
will pick you up when your down
BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh
ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
will say you can do better
will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
will help you with your drug problem
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
And now an ode to yaoi:
If yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't a duck
So give me some yaoi
And shut the fuck up
You say BABY PINK
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
--Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)
Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)
Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)
Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)
Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)
Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw YoU
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.
Number your 12 favorite Harry potter characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1: Harry Potter
2: Fred Weasley
3: Ginny Wealey
4: Hermione Granger
5: Neville Longbottom
6: Luna Lovegood
7: Molly Weasley
8: Lily Potter
9: Tom Riddle
10: Severes Snape
11: Draco Malfoy
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
yes actually! i love the pairing with all my heart!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Harry would kill him dead
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I've read a couple with evil harry and with evil harry it did tend to have Voldemort shown in a new light
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I just cant see it happening...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(nervous laugh) (clear throat) Five/Ten
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
throw a fit then “Faint”
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Ginny has detention with our favorite potions master...things get a little dirty in the classroom with the teacher and student
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yes it would be a cute little family fic! so cute!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
I'm sorry my son (it would be after the seventh book and molly would help george get over freds death in a motherly way)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
in the library after curfew...things get a little hot between Harry and Hermione
12) Does anyone you know read Three?
when coupled with harry
13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on you know write Two/Four/Five?
(evil laugh) I would!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
POTTER! (only time he's passionate is when he's angry the only time he's really angry is when harry is invovled)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! threesomes….yaoi in present and perverted Luna has been born!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
You may have an F in my class but you're an A+ in my book
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Interesting but harry's gonna kill him
20) How emo is Seven?
SHE AINT EMO AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. If they were/are in the same storyline, what would describe Four's feelings on his relationship to Six, Seven, Three and Nine? Not reliant
She is good friends with luna, she likes rons mother to some extent, ginny will eventually be her sister in law, and finally she hates Voldemort
22. What would happen if three and seven got caught out in the rain together?
It would probably be ginny all sad about freds death and mothers confort
23. One and six become friends….plot line?
Luna was one of the only ones who believed harry enough said!
24. You find a questionable item under number fives bed…..what is it?
Porn magazine (its so unlikely that it has to be true)
25. Eleven sneaks up on twelve and hugs them from behind….what happens?
(perverted thoughts) I don’t think I should say…
26. Seven sleeps with Ten….reaction?
27. One-sided love between Four (the one who loves) and six:
28. Who would be the dominant person in a relationship between two and eight?
fred hopefully...and again...harrys gonna kill him!
29. Pixie flies by and one sees it….what will happen?
stare at it in awe...the wizarding world never stops surprising him
30. Nine takes their shirt off in front of seven and ten…..lemon, changing clothes, or to disturbing to think about?
so disturbing that i don't wanna think about it
31. Three gets detention…what for?
hexing a slytherin probably
32. Four/five/six threesome?
…..(turn a shade of red that would rival even the weasely blush)...
33. Who would win Five or one?
34. Six and ten are hanging from cliff….who would you save?
Oh god! who do i save! my fav teacher or my fav hogwarts student...well...i'll just get harry to help so while i pull up snape he can pull up luna!
35. You see Perverted pictures of three and twelve….reaction?
36. Five kisses eleven….reaction?
No way in hell
37. Ten started to read Harry potter books…..
This wont end well
38. One fucks four in front of ten…..reaction?
Emotional scars anyone?
39. Six goes bald
40. Ten and four are trapped in a closet….what would happen?
again...blush that rivals that which belongs to the weaselys...
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE
A JOB WELL DONE
My mother taught me RELIGION
My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
My mother taught me LOGIC
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
My mother taught me FORESIGHT
My mother taught me IRONY
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
My mother taught me about the WORLD
My mother taught me about STAMINA
My mother taught me WEATHER
My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
My mother taught me: ENVY
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
My mother taught me: RECEIVING
My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
My mother taught me: ESP
My mother taught me: HUMOR
My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
My Mother taught me: Genetics
My Mother taught me about my Roots
My Mother taught me Wisdom
My mother taught me about Justice
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hecklcan't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you retard!
You know your in the 21st Century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then press the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this you think about sending it to all your friends
9.)and you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scroll back up again to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Put this in your profile, and you know fell for it too
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
I'm the girl who doesn't really care what others think of me. I tend to be over dramatic about things and talk about anything & everything. My friends think i'm crazy and maybe I am but that really doesn't matter. I'm insane, I'm happy, and I'm me. There's nothing else to it. (post to your account if this is you!)
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
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