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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2210221, Profile Updated: 06-09-11
Author has written 27 stories for Maximum Ride, Gravitation, Inuyasha, Naruto, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Harry Potter, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Hunger Games, Bones, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, Danny Phantom, Avengers, and Sherlock.

1. FIRST NAME: Maxy!….or is it (evil smile)

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Soup opera character from days of our lives (I gave u a hint….u get a cookie if u figure it out!)

3. SIBLING NAMES: Cindy and Angela (with no real information I think they’re safe)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? someone tried to take my laptop away….last week (yeah…I’m a wimp and I know I’m a wimp)

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? I have the smallest hands among my peers and I’m damn proud of it!

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Ham

7. KIDS? Nope….just to young….plus I think you need a partner for that as well

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes…but it would more work then its worth

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? nope…tried but I’ve never been able to write about myself…it’s to weird.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No Sherlock…I’m the perfect little angel!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Do I wanna get myself killed? Nope!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Apple jacks

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No….why untie them when you’re gonna put them on the next day! To much of a problem if u ask me.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I’m stronger then my friend Mishy (wimp!) but weeker then Wolf (slightly short blondy!…run for your life!)

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies n’ Cream

17. SHOE SIZE? 8

18. RED OR PINK? Red….Pink is just to girly for me (says the girl wearing pretty dress and heels)

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My legs

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sisters (they don’t live anywhere near me)

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Hell yeah!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue plaid ‘skirt’ and white sneakers

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? cookies

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing….everyone is reading right now!

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Red! Cuz its just badass and I’m cool like that!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Cotton Candy

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Arianna….she tricked me into thinking she had been kidnapped….I’m still a little pissed at her for that!

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? They have the weirdest personality ever…..I like it!

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? uh…..

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Sunkist orange

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Tennis (I love the prince of tennis!)

32. EYE COLOR? Blue as the sky

33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes?! O.o

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I have contacts but I’m to lazy to put them in

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Prime rib

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Boo! I love scary….but I also love happy…scary, happy, scary, happy….Scary!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Priest

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? pants

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? POCKEY!!


True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(don't, nor have i ever done drugs)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy(maybe sometimes...but not really)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be high all day long
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly…or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (doesn't like a bad idea. lol)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.(not blonde, not lesbian)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
AndNow you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)or just ignore it and show people that the place your heart should be is bare
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who don't give a damn, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS:

will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS:

ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:

will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS:

will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS:

will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


And now an ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


--Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw YoU


Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.


Number your 12 favorite Harry potter characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1: Harry Potter

2: Fred Weasley

3: Ginny Wealey

4: Hermione Granger

5: Neville Longbottom

6: Luna Lovegood

7: Molly Weasley

8: Lily Potter

9: Tom Riddle

10: Severes Snape

11: Draco Malfoy

12:George Weasley

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

yes actually! i love the pairing with all my heart!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

nope...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Harry would kill him dead

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I've read a couple with evil harry and with evil harry it did tend to have Voldemort shown in a new light

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I just cant see it happening...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(nervous laugh) (clear throat) Five/Ten

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

throw a fit then “Faint”

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Ginny has detention with our favorite potions master...things get a little dirty in the classroom with the teacher and student

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes it would be a cute little family fic! so cute!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I'm sorry my son (it would be after the seventh book and molly would help george get over freds death in a motherly way)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

in the library after curfew...things get a little hot between Harry and Hermione

12) Does anyone you know read Three?

when coupled with harry

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

yes

14) Would anyone on you know write Two/Four/Five?

(evil laugh) I would!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

POTTER! (only time he's passionate is when he's angry the only time he's really angry is when harry is invovled)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning! threesomes….yaoi in present and perverted Luna has been born!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You may have an F in my class but you're an A+ in my book

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Interesting but harry's gonna kill him

20) How emo is Seven?

SHE AINT EMO AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21. If they were/are in the same storyline, what would describe Four's feelings on his relationship to Six, Seven, Three and Nine? Not reliant

She is good friends with luna, she likes rons mother to some extent, ginny will eventually be her sister in law, and finally she hates Voldemort

22. What would happen if three and seven got caught out in the rain together?

It would probably be ginny all sad about freds death and mothers confort

23. One and six become friends….plot line?

Luna was one of the only ones who believed harry enough said!

24. You find a questionable item under number fives bed…..what is it?

Porn magazine (its so unlikely that it has to be true)

25. Eleven sneaks up on twelve and hugs them from behind….what happens?

(perverted thoughts) I don’t think I should say…

26. Seven sleeps with Ten….reaction?

puke

27. One-sided love between Four (the one who loves) and six:

ohhhh…poor hermione!

28. Who would be the dominant person in a relationship between two and eight?

fred hopefully...and again...harrys gonna kill him!

29. Pixie flies by and one sees it….what will happen?

stare at it in awe...the wizarding world never stops surprising him

30. Nine takes their shirt off in front of seven and ten…..lemon, changing clothes, or to disturbing to think about?

so disturbing that i don't wanna think about it

31. Three gets detention…what for?

hexing a slytherin probably

32. Four/five/six threesome?

…..(turn a shade of red that would rival even the weasely blush)...

33. Who would win Five or one?

Harry!

34. Six and ten are hanging from cliff….who would you save?

Oh god! who do i save! my fav teacher or my fav hogwarts student...well...i'll just get harry to help so while i pull up snape he can pull up luna!

35. You see Perverted pictures of three and twelve….reaction?

its incest...

36. Five kisses eleven….reaction?

No way in hell

37. Ten started to read Harry potter books…..

This wont end well

38. One fucks four in front of ten…..reaction?

Emotional scars anyone?

39. Six goes bald

40. Ten and four are trapped in a closet….what would happen?

again...blush that rivals that which belongs to the weaselys...


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE

A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about the WORLD
"The earth does not revolve around you little missy!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.


copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hecklcan't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you retard!


You know your in the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then press the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this you think about sending it to all your friends

9.)and you were to busy to notice number 5

10.) You scroll back up again to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile, and you know fell for it too


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


I'm the girl who doesn't really care what others think of me. I tend to be over dramatic about things and talk about anything & everything. My friends think i'm crazy and maybe I am but that really doesn't matter. I'm insane, I'm happy, and I'm me. There's nothing else to it. (post to your account if this is you!)


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Do you want to play deductions? by DaysOfFutureGay reviews
A take on the frozen song 'Do you want to build a snowman' I hope you guys enjoy! Slight mention of drug abuse later on, nothing massive in the slightest but just a warning here.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Between The Lines by Scare4irony reviews
Not many people understood him. Before John, there was Donovan and it was alright until Lestrade went on holiday, Anderson came onto the scene and everything went to hell. But it's alright again, explosions, almost dying and anger aside...it's alright. Post 1X03. No romance just friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
So close by halfbloodprincess21 reviews
Set at the end of 3rd year. Overhearing Harry by chance on his final evening patrol of the year leads Snape and Harry down an entirely unexpected path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,824 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Enslavement of a Hero by Lorteck reviews
Voldemort's spell turns Snape into Potter's slave. The men kill the Dark Lord, and they become wartime celebrities. The nonsexual story focuses on the characters, as they move from hating one another. Snape suffers humiliation, because of his attitude and the requirements of his new status. The two must work together. Severus despises the loss of control, and Harry hates the power.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,646 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Concussions And Good Old Fashioned Awkwardness by Belldere reviews
When John lands himself in hospital... again, all he wants is to just get out of there as soon as possible, too bad his doctor has other ideas about where John may be getting his injuries. Good thing concussions make everything strangely funnier
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rider, Brother & Friend, who next? by Liliana Flame reviews
Sequel to Fledgling and Shadow. Harry goes into the muggle world to learn to fight and have some fun. Together with his stallion, Devil, Harry has the time of his life. Meanwhile in Hogwarts our favourite Potions Master gets into trouble again. Mature!Animal whisperer!Harry. Dumbledore minor bashing. Rewritten!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spero melior - I hope for better things by Kessie reviews
Sally just couldn't believe her luck: not only had she gotten herself confused with the women she had been trying to save from the human traffickers, no, she even had managed to get herself captured by a man who was supposed to be dead. A man, who probably hated her guts and even had all the right to do it. Sally&Sherlock friendship-1st Sherlock Fic (1st part in the Changes series)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cartons of milk by evil minded reviews
AU / Albus Dumbledore needs a teacher for the pre-school in Little Whinging, Surrey, to cover the raccoon class which one Harry Potter attends … and whom do you think he will send? Well, I am sure you already can imagine … *lol* … watch our dear Potions Master handling a bunch of "little snotty toddlers" ... all reviews will go to the kindergarden for a carton of milk for them ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,256 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Patchwork by Warviben reviews
Harry Potter is being mistreated by the Dursleys. Everyone wrings their hands and bemoans the situation, but only one man has the fortitude to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,958 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What We Were (or This Mess We're In) by avioleta reviews
Emotional infidelity, an unhappy marriage, a strange case, and perhaps a bit too much Firewhiskey. Written for Secret Snarry Swap 2012. Harry/Severus, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Green Eyes by Jpena reviews
Severitus. Severus Snape survives the war; and is in need of a blood transfusion. The only problem is that the donor has to be an immediate relative. Surprisingly Harry is a match. Deaging fic. Severus/OC. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,618 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magus by Tatum Salem reviews
A story written years ago before the end of the Potter series, set just after the fourth year at Hogwarts. An intriguing story where Harry has some trouble recognizing who's friend and who's foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nobody's Fool by chrmisha reviews
Snape reports to a summons from Voldemort only to find that Potter has been captured. Where do Snape's true loyalties lie? I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,404 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Father by sevlily4ever reviews
A few months before Harry Potter starts at Hogwarts, Severus Snape discovers a long kept secret. How will this influence the events of Harry's Hogwarts years?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Doing It Right by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock knows he must do it right, but can't recall why. John arrives home and finds something very, very wrong. Rated T for mention of mature themes and self injury.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Demon Really Means by Rea27 reviews
Sess/Kag paring What Demon Really Means is 'M' for a reason. Summary inside... slow updates, this I will warn you of, but this is really good/funny! Give it a try. Hitius, reason on prof
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Quiet Hands by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: brainwashing. Sherlock didn't enjoy his childhood. And he really didn't enjoy when memories from his childhood insisted on infringing on his thinking. Hints of Aspie!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Myopia by StoneWingedAngel reviews
Sally Donovan wakes trapped inside a small room, alone apart from the person she least wants to see – Sherlock Holmes. Whoever's put her there certainly has something in store for both of them, and the big question is whether they can pull together and get out alive. Established Sherlock/John throughout.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,438 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Breaking Point by Haelia reviews
When Sherlock and Donovan are abducted and Sherlock is grievously wounded, it is up to Donovan to get them both out. "First things first, Freak. You do not give me orders. You are going to do everything I tell you to," Sally said sharply, "because we are getting out of here." Can they both escape with their lives from the most dangerous gang in London?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
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The deducing the doctor long a prompt
I really want a story where the doctor is sherlocks imaginary friend and basically follows him throughout his life. It can be K, K , T, or M and any doctor though 10 and 11 are perfered. I just want to see it done. Full prompt inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 1/6/2014
The Light and the Lab reviews
If you were ranting and raving about being from a world full of Ninjas and demons you'd probably be sent to an asylum. But what if you weren't crazy at all. Full Summary Inside. ShikaSaku, Booth/Bones, Hodgens/Angela, Zack/Hinata, and NaruGaara.
Crossover - Naruto & Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U., Zach A.
Lions and Snakes reviews
An unwanted gift changed his whole life...he gave up one thing and gained everything he ever could have wanted. HP/GW, HG/RW, SS/OC, FW/OC, DD/OC, LL/OC, NL/OC, DM/OC. Mentor and fatherly Snape in further chapters. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., OC
Tears On Every Page reviews
"Simon, what did you see?" Finn asked the man as he coward in the corner. The ice king licked his lips with wide white eyes, "Horrible things...the vision...different, Oh god...it's Ooo now! please not again...not again Betty!" One book, a diary that dates back a thousand years, might hold the secret to where the last humans have gone. The Lich wants it. Full summary inside.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Finn
Obscure Intentions
Have you ever wanted to have the Akatsuki come to your world? Have you ever wanted to mess with them and screw with their minds? This is a story told in three parts, of a friendship that remains strong as it crosses time and space while facing obstacles most foul and pasts that just can't stay secret. Part two.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Naruto U.
And the World Spins On reviews
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. England casts a spell that accidentally makes the countries mortal. Will he and the other countries be able to reverse it before its to late or will one of the countries make a fatal mistake that destroy not only them...but their home as well? full summary inside
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/23/2012 - England/Britain, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Brimstone Bone reviews
Bones and Booth are about to face a murderer unlike any other they have faced before. Through the secrets of a young man they will find doubt in what is real. They will seperate fact from fiction and myth from reality as they complete this case, so unlike the ones they have done in their past, present, and even in their possible future. It will put them through hell and back.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
A Phanom of All Worlds reviews
"You can't be both human and a ghost!" Harry said confused at the very aspect. "Well I use to think that wizards only exist in stories and video games….but here you stand," Danny countered. "Try to have a more open mind." Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,899 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Danny F.
SYTO in T reviews
I'm making a SYTO so feel free to help out by clicking on this...are you going? please click please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
SYTO for kids! reviews
This is a SYTO outline thing...take a peak...make a character...give suggestions...then sit back relax and see how this thing plays out! now click and look this over! click it...click it...i can see you...now click it!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
SYTO reviews
okay I'm making a story and i've never done a hunger games one so i'll need a bit of help...thats why i'm doing a SYTO one...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
The Last Jabber Jay reviews
This is a tale of love, friendship, horror, and tragedy...the story of the 45th hunger games...the story of The Last Jabber Jay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Other tributes
Masked Intentions reviews
Have you ever wanted to go to another world? have you ever wanted to have a friend from another universe? This is a story told in three parts, of a friendship that remains strong as it crosses time and space while facing obstacles most foul and pasts that just can't stay secret. Part one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ride on Gravity reviews
What if Shuichi's life isn't as simple as it appears? What if he escaped from a place where they hurt him? Truly free? What if he is not normal, even more so then it appears? What if he was originally ment to save the world?
Crossover - Gravitation & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shuichi S.
Dreamer's Nightmare reviews
1 2 freddy's coming for you, 3 4 better lock your door, 5 6 grab a crucifix, 7 8 gotta stay up late, 9 10 never sleep again. Shuichi Shindou found his way into a nightmare...can he find his way out or is he doomed to die at the hands of a sadistic monster
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Shuichi S.
Open Book reviews
The Boy Who Lived...the Chosen One...When people see you as nothing but this...they tend to think your an open book...like they know everything about you...but they don't. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Host In the Ally reviews
Tamaki finally flies to Paris against his grandmothers wishes but things get weird once the plane lands. Who's the pink haired kid? Why is Haurhi acting hyper? Why does that man in the ally insist on watching Huni? Part 2 in the Gormagon's Game series
Crossover - Gravitation & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Shuichi S., Haruhi F.
Precious Thing reviews
Yuki watches his love slowly die in a cold hospital bed...and prays...and wants others to do the same. May cause crying/you have been warned.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Singer in the park reviews
A body is found in a nearby park and a young man is suspected of murder, but did he do it? Bones doesn't seem to think so and she plans to clear his name. Can she do it before he's exicuted? YxS BxB ZxOC. Part 1 in the Gormagon's Game series
Crossover - Gravitation & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Shuichi S. - Complete
Tight Rope reviews
Shuichi's thoughts when it comes to life, fantasy, reality, and the thin line that divides what's real and what's not.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Shuichi S. - Complete
Black Quotes reviews
"I left almost everything behind just to get away form them and they found me anyway." Kudo ran away once when he was discovered by the Black organization...will he do it again even if he leaves his lover alone? Will he abandon another love?
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Eiri Y.
Memories of No One reviews
Hello my name is JD...John Doe, an unidentified person. A year ago i was found on the side of a road somewhere down in Austin with no memory of where i was, how I'd gotten there, or even who I was. GW/HP, FW/OC, DM/OC. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P.
His Embrace reviews
Even if I say it'll be alright. Still I hear you say you want to end your life.Now and again we try to just stay alive. Maybe we'll turn it around 'cause it's not too late. It's never too late.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Love is Blind reviews
If someone was always there for you, always by your side, always helping you, and always willing to cry for you then there's no way that you can't help but fall in love with them even if they don't love you back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Known but unknown reviews
Kagome is an open book or so it may appear. In truth she has more secrets then most. Slowly one by one her secrest are discovered. Will she be able to handle being decoded? Will the others accept her? Will this lead to her death?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Only Snow reviews
White….white is all I see. No green, it has fled away. Flowers hidden and trees bare until spring. Only snow ‘til spring.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Dear DiaryI Mean Journal reviews
Max gets a diary for her birthday and, against her better judgment, she uses it. Set during Angel Experiment. It is my first fan fiction so don't be to mean this was a school project so not much effort was put into it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Max - Complete
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