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I love fantasy books, Harry Potter and Star Wars. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
Nerd? We prefer the term intellectual badass.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Don’t walk in my shoes. I walk into walls.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends to read the book.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You've got a book memorized
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabeth13,Haly Cullen Edward's fiance, Eleni a.k.a. Wolfgirl11, wolfgirl44, twinkle951, Bookgirl145
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If for all of Deathly Hallows you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt) copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you’re a romantic person, and proud of it, then copy past this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, xNymphadoraxTonksx, twinkle951, Bookgirl145
98 of the internet population has a Myspace or Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
I live in my own world, but don't worry ... they know me here.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
"Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Motto: Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup.
TGIF- Thank God I'm Female
Dear math, I have my own problems to deal with... i don’t need to solve yours.
Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
So then I was like AVADA KEDAVRA! and he was like dead- Lord Voldemort
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"- George Carlin
Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.
Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (secret message- the Harry Potter series rules)
It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you aren't.
Life's like a novel with the end ripped out- Rascal Flatts "Stand"
When someone says to you "I'm sorry! It's not what it looks like!" keep in mind that it's usually exactly what it looks like.
And that's my fault?!- Rachel...Do you see anyone else here with a plate of I'm Sorry cookies?- Finn (Glee)
"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'" ~Shigure from Fruits Basket
I don't like Twilight. And yes, I am a girl.
If you think Golf is too boring to be considered a sport copy and repost this onto your profile
You laugh because I'm a little different, I laugh because I've rigged your house with explosives
You laugh because I'm a nerd who likes Anime/Manga, I laugh because you're in love with Justin Bieber
There are three kinds of people in the world. The ones who watch for things to happen. The ones that make things happen. And the ones who wonder what the hell just happened.
Harry Potter survey!!
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?: Prisoner of Azkaban or Deathly Hallows
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?: Deathly Hallows part 1
Who is your favorite HP character?: Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Snape, Tonks,
Which House would you prefer to be in: Ravenclaw
What House do you think you'd be in?: Ravenclaw
Which ghost is your favorite?: Nearly Headless Nick or Peeves
What subject do you like best?: ALL
Who is your favorite teacher?: McGonagall
What position would you like to be in for Quidditch?: Chaser
What position do you think suits you best?: Chaser
Who would you want to make friends with?: Luna and Neville and Ginny and Hermione
Who would be your best buddy at Hogwarts?: Hermione
Why would he/she be your best buddy?: Intellectual and sincere, amazing, punches Malfoy in the face, generally just a kickass type of girl
Which character in the book can you relate to?: Hermione. She is smart, nice, hilarius, can be badass at times and we have the same type of hair. It has a mind of its own.
What pet would you get?: Cat. Crookshank’s twin.
Snape or Sirius? Sirius
Hermione or Cho? Hermione
James or Snape? Snape
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
The Marauders or the Golden Trio? Marauders all the way.
Ability to become invisible or and Animagus? Animagus
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? I hate both, but I’ll go with Cedric.
Luna or Cho? Definitely Luna!
Dumbledore or Peeves? Dumbledore
Aragrog or Grawp? Grawp.
Zonko's joke shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes
Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy
Would you rather go through the first or the third task in the Triwizard Tornament? Second.
Team Tyler's Van: Cause we all want to kill Bella
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.
If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this
Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
My heart? Yeah, it's NOT a playground.
Emmett is the strongest, Edward is the fastest, but Jasper can sit in the corner and still make you feel jealous!
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.
Children seldom misquote you. They usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL,
So why bother?
Repost if you hate bullying!
95 percent of teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were about to jump of a building copy this if you be the 5 percent who would say "DO A FLIP"
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.
Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile
Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink.
If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this.
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM REPOST IF YOU AGREE :)
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train
My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.
Hate is easy. Love takes courage.
If you met my family, you'd understand
Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Well-behaved women rarely make history
one of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.
If you've ever threatened a computer repost this
Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!
A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool.
Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?
chainsaw beats scizzors, paper, AND rock!
Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, Miss C. Cullen, Ya Sas Artimis, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEveryJulietNeedsARomeo, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, duckie lover 151, and Bookgirl145
My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway.
Perfection is overrated.
If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
Copy and repost if you've ever been bothered by someone who thought they knew you better than you know yourself
A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.
R.I.P.- Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye-Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Fred Weasly, Cedric Diggory, and everyone else who had to die to make the Harry Potter series as great as it is.
R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca DiAngelo, Castor (son of Mr.D), Pan, Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf, and all the other demigods who died fighting for Camp Half-Blood.
I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
If you hate racism repost this.
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?
Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.
The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy
I ran with scissors and lived!
My best friend and I have been best friends forever, but we were always different than other girls. They chased boys to kiss them, we chased boys to tackle, capture, and make them eat dirt. They played dress-up, we played fight the invisible monster. They created the Cheetah Girls Club, and excluded other girls. We created a magic club and screamed at anyone who came too close. They talked to each other, we talked to trees. They painted nails, we practiced spells. Now that we are older (and a bit more social) we are still different. We stand up for the losers, what's right, and the other rejects like us. We say what we think, and we don't care what others say! Repost this if you are like us and stand out!
friends never ask for food
best friends are the reason your food cabinet is empty
friends will help you when you're lost
best friends will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
friends will go with you to a concert
best friends will be helping you kidnap the band
friends will hide you from the cops
your best friend is probably the reason they're after you
friends will bail you out of jail
best friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell
A good friend will buy you a pregnancy test, your best friend will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "NAME IT AFTER ME!!"
friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
best friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
friends knock on your front door
best friends will just walk right in
friends will leave when they feel insulted
best friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
friends are for a little while
best friends are for life
repost this if you agree
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