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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perhaps Not to Be by mamasutra reviews
When he chose another I refused to be broken over it. I went on and made a near perfect life all the while I mourned my loss of who I thought he was. I had found comfort in that we were just not meant to be. Why is he reappearing in my life now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5223 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15025 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 9,055 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3920 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6234 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,655 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3462 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Long Walk Home by lulabelle98 reviews
With World War One looming, can Edward and Bella's relationship survive? Set in Chicago, 1917. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,776 - Reviews: 6893 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 6,294 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8375 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Darkness or Light by psyche001 reviews
Sequel to Set in Stone:She single handedly divided the Legion.Now she stands between the army which was created to destroy her & the side who will fight to save her. The battle was won when Aro decided to let Edward live, but who will win the war? BxE/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,415 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 5,832 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Arranged Marriage by shasta53 reviews
After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,060 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Falling Beyond Redemption by Aleeab4u reviews
A plan to keep Edward & Bella apart ends in unthinkable violence leaving Bella & Charlie battling for their lives and Edward for his soul. When the fallout threatens to destroy not only them but the Pack as well, an unlikely Shaman may be their only hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 349,022 - Reviews: 4591 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bittersweet Irony by SweetVenom69 reviews
Bella and Edward's lives have been intertwined since they were born. When Edward and his parents wind up missing, Bella's world spirals out of control. What happens when she finds him years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,197 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Existence and Essence by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bonne Foi from Bella’s point of view. Bella knows the man she meets late one night on campus is not what he seems, but is that reason enough to turn away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,595 - Follows: 4,867 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4533 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17542 - Favs: 9,784 - Follows: 5,403 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me Outtakes by BittenBee reviews
Lost sections and mini-parodies from the story, I Hate You, Kiss Me. RATED M. Some contain adult situations of the sexual variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter of Love by BelleDean reviews
The Year is 1969. Change is in the air and, in rural Washington, love is in the air when small-town values collide with freewheeling teenagers. Canon Couples, All Human, Drug Use & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,271 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,133 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Different Kind of Moon by Eyes of Topaz reviews
Six months after Edward left Bella in the forest, he is nowhere to be found. The Cullens try to abide by his wishes but when Carlisle discovers Bella has been institutionalized, everything changes...will true love conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,259 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5911 - Favs: 9,632 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiplicity by Devy-Artemis reviews
The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6000 - Favs: 8,773 - Follows: 5,215 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Time is at Hand by javamomma0921 reviews
Breaking Dawn starting when Bella goes into labor. Mostly from Edward's point of view. Other charactes PoVs wound in every so often. My first FF. Please read and review. Thanks! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,254 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ascension by changedbyEdward reviews
My romantic alternate to Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward marry and have a romantic honeymoon that is cut short by some 'complications.' After their return to Forks, they must deal with what must come next. All Canon Pairings. Lots of romantic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,344 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19434 - Favs: 12,158 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Life's Little Choices by My-Bella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6607 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete