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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2210720, Profile Updated: 05-19-14
Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Twilight.

HI! I'm Laney!


I write fics for Harry Potter, mainly ones centered around Draco and Hermione!

I hate slash and Ron/Hermione pairings. I also cannot stand Harry/Hermione. Blaise/Hermione is okay. I'd rather just have Dramione! I like Drinny, Blaise/Ginny, and Harry/Ginny.

Annabeth/Percy are my faves from the PJ series :)

Vamp. Diaries/The Originals: Damon/Elena, Elena/Matt, Elena/Stefan, Bonnie/Damon, Caroline/Matt, Anna/Jeremy, KLAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, I adored Silas/Amara. In all actuality, I just loved Silas!! I also ship Elena/Elijah! I don't like Hayley. Period.


Some examples of why the human race has probably come so far (note the sarcasm). You know, not all people have IQ points of forty-five. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Dang it! My dream-self is going to miss fixing her hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What the heck is THAT supposed to mean? And, besides...I use soap for sensitive skin!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But...the box said that it was JUST a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Besides...whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(shakes head We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just stop 5 year-olds from hijacking cars and using forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No, really?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(OK...? Something obviously went wrong in the translation...I hope!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(In other words, don't use if floating in outer space)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Nuts are fine, but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid BIG bucks to write this one. Wow, two sentences! 'You're a big kid now!' applause)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise both hands if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, go ahead! Just destroy children's dreams left and right!)

On a booklight box at Wal-Mart: great to use while sleeping (My dream-self can now catch up on all the reading material she's been missing.) (Thank you to Helen3616 for this one!!)

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

Thank you to my friend Jinger for this. This is what I believe being a Christian means. Please copy and paste this if you agree:

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'

I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'

When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.

I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.

I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.

I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.

My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.

I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,

I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!


Fave Food: Ice-cream!! LOL

Fave book series: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians!


Anywho. . . I want to be an author someday. . . It'll take ALOT of boring english classes to get there, but it will be worth it. :)

If you can tell the difference between/and get annoyed when you see these confused:
your & you're
witch & which
there, their & they're
waste & waist
no & know
won & one
flu & flew
hole & whole
Copy & paste this onto your profile.

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Izzy by boycrazy30008 reviews
Stefan and Damon forgot to mention one important fact to Elena. Bella has been hiding something from everyone she has grown to love. What happens when the cold ones get dragged to Mystic Falls. Rated T for mentions of, and possible spanking in future chpt
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,229 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Stefan S., Damon S.
Look's Can Be Decieving by GoInOneDirection reviews
Elena and Katherine are twin's, but have completley different personalties! The Salvatore brother's that just moved here get drawn to the sister's. D/E. K/S.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Elena G., Katherine
Daddy's Little Girl by broken-inside-x reviews
Has anyone ever wondered what happened to Sonny's dad? Her world begins to fall apart around her when she recieves a harmless looking birthday card. please reveiw
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Try again by propinatio reviews
Mergana one-shot. Merlin has lost someone he cares for. He stumbles through the forest calling out to the person he thinks that could free him from his grief. But maybe all he needs is a shoulder to cry on, for someone to understand. And maybe to try again.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Her Dark Secret by queenxree reviews
/ His piercing gray eyes stared down at her warm honey brown ones.. wanting to get lost in them. "Why must you do this to me?" /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pool Day by KelsiMellark reviews
During the victory tour, Effie and Portia catches the flu. How will Peeta and Katniss spend all the free time on their hands? Maybe teaching Peeata a little swimming isn't such a bad idea. I suck at summaries, better story inside. Rated T paranoia. R&R :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dear One by LucianLoveNarnia reviews
What if Lucy decided to stay in Narnia? What if she and Caspian got closer than just brother and sister to each other? My ending to VODT and the story of Lucy in Narnia afterwards. Chapter 50 posted! LAST CHAPTER!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,523 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Curse: Facebook Style by TheSparklingK reviews
Okay, so this title absolutely sucks. And as it say it's a Facebook style fic focused on Elijah&Elena. It has aghast between Stelena and Delena concerning Elena and Elijah. Basically follows the lead of the last episode. More info inside!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Elena G., Elijah
Valentine's Day by theultimatechannyfan reviews
This is a fluffy little oneshot that I wrote because I miss the 'before' Channy. I think it's pretty funny and not your typical channy Valentine's Day fic. Please R & R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Family Planning by I'mInsaneAndIKnowIt reviews
It's seventh year at Hogwarts, and a new course has been added to the curriculum, a parenting course to be exact. Post war fic. D/Hr, H/P, R/Padma.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,287 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Keep Holding On by aroseforyou reviews
Caroline is in New York having just gotten into Columbia College. She befriends IT girl Serena Van Der Woodsen and takes a liking to a Nate Archibald. But will Caroline let go of the werewolf that left her almost a year ago taking her heart with him?
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,436 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Nate, Caroline F.
She Will Be Loved by BrookeValerio reviews
What happens when you've been in love with the same girl for years? What if her and her boyfriend just broke up? What if you're finally ready to tell her how you feel? Jasper soon finds out that it IS always rainbows and butterflies.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Misunderstanding by UglyZebras reviews
Relationships can be complicated. Dan/Blair
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Blair, Dan
Too Wicked to Love by theVisforVampire reviews
Post-Sacrifice. Missing D/E car scene on the way home. "Damn it, Elena!" Damon swore loudly, reaching for her and cupping her chin, giving her every opportunity to pull away before his lips descended on hers in a scorching, passionate kiss.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,752 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Dear Damon: An Advice Column by deardamon reviews
For anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to have Damon author an advice column... this is for you!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Damon S.
Shh, Just Go With It by sarahserenity6296 reviews
Caroline Forbes isn't the kind of girl that wallows in self pity after getting dumped. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else? Sounds good until her one night stand with Tyler Lockwood becomes so much more than just that. ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Lesser of Two Evils by justagirl8225 reviews
Mistrusting of Katherine, Elena decides to deal with the lesser of two evils. disregards Jonas and Luca's attempt to help Elijah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Elijah, Elena G.
I'll Walk You Home by Horcrux7 reviews
Draco wants to make amends, starting with Hermione, who is drowning her broken heart in every pub in London. But no matter where she goes Draco is right behind her, ready to walk her home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Know Where the Summer Goes by outlinedsilver reviews
Post 4x22. But then the summer happened, and it seemed like loneliness always made them find each other somehow.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Dan, Blair
Windows by HeartForSoul reviews
A Dramione Oneshot that takes place in sixth year. Hermione sees something in Draco's eyes and she's not prepared to let it go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hallelujah by Era Of Aequora reviews
Dramione fic, one-shot, about a dance and confessions and things. I really hate summaries, so maybe just read it? It's fairly short! 3 ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Plan by snmwordbender reviews
Cliche, I know. Ron cheats on Hermione by snogging Lavendar. As Hermione falls into the arms of the Slytherin prince, what drama will the new American visitors cause? Please read and enjoy! Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Sexy Slytherin by Bella Swan 138 reviews
Hermione is really excited for her last year at Hogwarts. Darco is just getting over his father being sent to Azkaban. He wants to shatter the golden trio but what if he falls for one of the instead? Rated M for later chapters. HGxDM, PPxRW, GWxBZ, LLxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Maybe, One Day by Hollywood Here We Come reviews
As Chad dines alone in the Condor Studios cafeteria, something- or someone- clouds his thoughts. Chad/Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
A Game of Trust by Pied Flycatcher reviews
She doesn't realise that he's adjusting to her comfort levels until it's too late. Elijah/Elena. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/10/2011 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Witch Craft And Coffins by J S Arnold reviews
Elena wakes where it is dark and she feels wooden pannels all around her. She cannot believe she's been buried alive...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
I Will Not Bow by Irish Contessa reviews
One shot following "The Dinner Party and the preview of "The House Guest" episodes. Elena trusts the one vampire who has never broken a promise. Spoilers if you haven't seen the episode and the preview.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Freedom by simply-aly reviews
She knows where she stands with him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Elijah, Elena G. - Complete
Get Me A Tissue? by SareRide9 reviews
Bella's curled up on the couch and watching the newest and episode of her favorite T.V. show. Who knew Damon had feelings? Sort of. Damon/Rose; Bella/Edward Warning: Completely plot-less, mostly just an everyday 'couple's moment' between Edward and Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
You've got to be kidding by Dramionelove88 reviews
Draco's going to azkaban, or not? Can Hermione deal with him for 18 months? Will they become friends, or more? Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unforgettable by Sandrine C reviews
Based on the promo for episode 2x12. Stuck in the Salvatore house, Rose pushes Elena to admit truths about her complicated ties to the older Salvatore brother, and what she knows about the night she was rescued in episode 2x08, Rose.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I Trust you by AliceLikeFireflies reviews
For the Espresso Americano Competition. Jasper and Bella are alone for the day while the rest of the cullens go hunting. they go to a coffee shop. Brother Sister Bonding. Some fluff :3 UPDATE: (Do not read- it's pretty terrible. I just don't have the heart to delete it. I warned you)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Moments Like This by queenxree reviews
What would happen if Draco found Hermione crying on the bottom of the staircase?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snow Days by WizardsandWings101 reviews
Percy and Annabeth seem to always get caught up in snowy situations! Read along to their icy adventure! One-shots, Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Eldest Salvatore by iamnotavampire2 reviews
Princess Elena Gilbert has an arranged marriage is for the Prince of Fell's Church to the ONLY Salvatore brother, Stefan... since Damon went missing years ago... but if Damon returns, what things will change due to him being the eldest Salvatore? AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
It Starts With Hate by Mrs.AmberMalfoy reviews
As punishment for their constant bickering, Draco and Hermione are forced to eat, learn, and live alongside each other until there is peace. They supposedly hate each other, but when Hermione helps a new boy around Hogwarts, Draco gets angry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kind by Flaignhan reviews
She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even and, perhaps, most especially, when that person could not see it in themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
The Most Eligible Bachelor by SaritaMalfoy22 reviews
Hermione is roped into entering a competition by Harry and Ginny to audition for a bachelor Wizarding TV show. What will she do when she finds out that the bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy? Rated M for coarse Language only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,096 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
King of Anything by xxTinkxx reviews
Songfic "But," he continued, "it's your choice. You can forget about what I just said if you want." I closed my eyes and whispered, "What if I say that I didn't love you?" "I would say that I would have to disagree with you." He whispered back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Close Enough by Leafless-trees reviews
Confession, misplaced kiss, hurtful words, a try at persuasion, forced kiss, more hurtful words and a snapped neck. Peoples journeys aren't without complications. Is anything really lost forever? Third genre, angst. Starts out 2x03 then AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Wizards and Reincarnation by vodooman reviews
Caroline. Meet Lucius Malfoy. Crack-xover pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Lucius M., Caroline F. - Complete
Take a chance on me by Sandrine C reviews
AU after 2x03. Damon takes Elena away from Mystic Falls for one day to confront their issues and take a leap of faith with him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,750 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Broken by Becca300 reviews
She watched him slowly fade away. One encounter will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by EmilieCW-DXfan0119 reviews
How much can a trip change Damon's and Elena's life? *summary sucks, I know. Can't tell too much!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Suddenly Alone by From Spark to Flame reviews
They told Goyle what to do and how to do it. What to think and how to think it. They told him how to live his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Gregory G. - Complete
Homework by KatieMichelleAMLFTL reviews
Will this one piece of homework rip its pupils apart or bring them closer together ?.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Fun Joke by Yuri of the Valley reviews
Okay So this story is called A Funny Joke Or what I like to call, Emotional Ping-Pong! AHA! SUPER FUNNY! read please and comment too...! LovE, Lily
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Mysterious Sticking Charm by midnightstar4ever reviews
What happens whe hermione gets stuck to malfoy. Can they get along. Who made them get stuck together in the first place. UPDATING IN PROGRESS! Im going to try to update a new chapter every day...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by Mrs.AmberMalfoy reviews
Hermione and her old friends have a reunion. They don't think that Hermione could be any different then she was before but she proves them wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye by iamnotavampire2 reviews
Elena's had a crappy day, Stefan cheated on her and Caroline decided that she no longer wanted to be friends due to the fact that Matt still loves her. She's depressed and feels the need to disappear, permanently. Who will save her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight, or 12 Chimes by Darkening Whispers reviews
Draco finds Hermione on the Astronomy tower. Just a cute, fluffy one-shot I came up with ten minutes ago. MAINLY DIALOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As Time Passes by Quill and Saber reviews
Read The News first! Uther is dead and Merlin is gone, but Camelot must continue. ArxGu and MexMo but with main emphasis on MoxAr friendship to begin with. Under MexMo for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - [Morgana, Merlin] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere]
Happy by Jodie Antonia reviews
Hermione decided to return back to england with 'bagage'. What will happen? Sequal to Unfaithful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Together Again by Oneofthegirlygirls reviews
Bella is almost 9 months pregnant she leaves to have her babies after they born she gives them away years later Elena and Jeremy start to look for to get to know more about they biological family. How will they react when they find her married withA Bay
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Elena G. - Complete
The Twilight Vampire Diaries Chatroom by B.A.S. Vamp reviews
What will happen if the two groups meet in a chatroom? Craziness will. Now Complete!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Emmett, Seth - Complete
The Game of Life, I wish it were that simple by AreYouSirius-questionmark reviews
Sandy Jude, vampire, goes to Hogwarts. Will she be accepted? What do Mr. and Mrs. Draco Malfoy give to the picture? This is my first story and I would really appreciate any reviews, good or bad:D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ambiguous by supernovary reviews
“I’m sorry Malfoy, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over all the winning,” Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Talk by supernovary reviews
“You can’t talk about sex in front of the b-a-b-y!” Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Platform Nine And Three Quarters by Individual Narrative reviews
Just a little drabble about what might have happened between Hermione and Draco before they boarded the train for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Kiss To Make It All Better by Individual Narrative reviews
Five year old Hemione is on a camping trip when she finds a boy crying in the woods. She decides to kiss him to make it all better. Fluff and general cuteness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Lake by Individual Narrative reviews
Hermione feels beckoned to the Black Lake by a certain vampire. Short. Character death. M because fanfiction guidelines says if there's this type of violence, it supposed to be rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cinderella by MuslimBarbie reviews
The tears that fall from her eyes are solely from laughing so hard. She swears. - Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts's very own twisted version of Cinderella and Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wash Away by Ellie Marsy reviews
After the Cullens return to Forks, Jasper and Rosalie try to forget what happened at Volterra and realize something they have in common with regards to Bella. Set Post-New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Tight Rope by LoonyMoony1396 reviews
Can Hermione and Draco walk the tight rope between love and hate? Dramione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Protector by meowkittehmeow reviews
A one-shot with some Bella and Emmett brother/sister bonding in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Jasper's Promise by 4-eyedDragon reviews
MOSTLY HUMAN! It is 1860, and 17-year old Jasper Whitlock is heading off to fight in the Civil War. On the night before he leaves, he and his younger sister talk, and he makes a promise to her. Brotherly/Sisterly Bonding! No Romance at all! ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Step One Admitting You Have a Problem by the punchline reviews
“Well Mr. Malfoy,” she says. “It has been a while. To what do I owe this pleasure?” “Er – yes,” I reply dumbly. “Um, well… There is something WRONG with me.” - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Of Overgrown Dwarves and Lembas by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Gandalf is coming to Rivendell. Little Legolas and Arwen go out to greet him, wherein they encounter danger, pride, and figures of speech while Legolas is distressed, Arwen is disbelieving, and Gandalf is up a tree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
One Question by the punchline reviews
I guess by writing this letter to you, I’m just trying to clear some mental space. // a bit of bad language. - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If This Is Love by guitar.xx.hero reviews
Hermione Granger finds herself dumped, pregnant by another man and despite her friends being there for her, she's never felt more alone. Will a certain someone manage to win her heart and make everything better? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Just the girl im looking for by pfunked-princess reviews
dramione...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer Fling by Rebellion Author reviews
Hermione's not happy. First HE moves close to her. Then she finds out she's adopted, and engaged to HIM. On the bright side HE doesn't recognize her. She could have a little fun with that. With some help from a friend of course. HE won't be happy for long
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelorette by Pinkiriffic reviews
When Hermione Granger finds herself the new Bachelorette, will she crack under the strain? And what’s a certain Blond Haired man doing in the show? Who will she choose...? Who will she reject..? Find out next time in the Bachelorette! R&R Please! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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What did you just say? reviews
A crossover between The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, and a little bit of Percy Jackson thrown in. The story features an original character named Ariana, a vampire-werewolf-witch, who happens to be the daughter of Aphrodite and Poseidon. This story follows her life span of over 1000 years, many of which are spent with the Original vampires.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Bella, Edward, Elijah, Klaus
The Preppy Cutter
Just a poem I wrote. And it is completely fictional. Please R/R!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Always reviews
Just a short poem about the brother/sister relationship that Percy and Ginny might have had when Ginny was younger. Dedicated to my big brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete
Do I? reviews
Elena has a question for the Salvatore brothers, but Damon's the only one around. . . One Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete