Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Twilight.
HI! I'm Laney!
I write fics for Harry Potter, mainly ones centered around Draco and Hermione!
I hate slash and Ron/Hermione pairings. I also cannot stand Harry/Hermione. Blaise/Hermione is okay. I'd rather just have Dramione! I like Drinny, Blaise/Ginny, and Harry/Ginny.
Annabeth/Percy are my faves from the PJ series :)
Vamp. Diaries/The Originals: Damon/Elena, Elena/Matt, Elena/Stefan, Bonnie/Damon, Caroline/Matt, Anna/Jeremy, KLAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, I adored Silas/Amara. In all actuality, I just loved Silas!! I also ship Elena/Elijah! I don't like Hayley. Period.
Some examples of why the human race has probably come so far (note the sarcasm). You know, not all people have IQ points of forty-five. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a booklight box at Wal-Mart: great to use while sleeping (My dream-self can now catch up on all the reading material she's been missing.) (Thank you to Helen3616 for this one!!)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Thank you to my friend Jinger for this. This is what I believe being a Christian means. Please copy and paste this if you agree:
When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!
Fave Food: Ice-cream!! LOL
Fave book series: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians!
Anywho. . . I want to be an author someday. . . It'll take ALOT of boring english classes to get there, but it will be worth it. :)
If you can tell the difference between/and get annoyed when you see these confused:
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