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Author has written 20 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Roman Dirge, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, House of Night, Vampire Knight, Hunger Games, Homestuck, and Beetlejuice.

"Three, two, one, fuck you."

"Darling, dearest, dead."

"Chicken master..."

Smile! Rxe hates you!

I quit. Find me on ArchiveofourOwn: I'm SagittariusPrincess

Mi name is Jade Buttiful Princess Sparkle Twili- No, it's Roxie Rex. Roxanne Rex. Roxanne Jane Rex. Call me Roxie, though.

Seriously, bro, this new zodiac is killing me... slowly and painfully. Apparently, I'm a Sagittarius now! LONG LIVE THE CENTAURS!

The Hellsing Hater= The Next Tara Gillesbie

I am totes the biggest Equestra Gurl EVER... okay, not really.

My stories for fanfiction are not meant to be troll-fics.

I'll write more later.

Anime is the only thing I can draw and get six faves in one day on deviantART on

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe , Hyperactivley Bored , Gem W , Bara-Minamino , Yavie Aelinel , Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak , Shadow929 , SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin , The Komodo Dragon Phoenix , Bust_A_Groover , Tecna , Triggonseed , The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi , Kikyouhater118 , Midnight-angel-of-darkness adngo714 , cyber-porygon , the aku dragon of light , PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo , bleachrules1314 , KivaEmber , Norty lil angel , AYUMU10, Lycrea, M.S., Bella In The Abyss, TheFeaturedCreature

Information about Me

Name: Janet Catherine (Jacie) K. Rex (I go by Janet/Rxe Rex)(I actually have an even longer name.)

Age: 17

Sex: Female (A man wouldn't be caught dead with a name like Janet)

Righty or Lefty: Lefty

Favorite Book(s):

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Ghost Hunt

Hellsing

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Ghost Girl

Anything Chris Hart

Lenore!The Cute Little Dead Girl

Edgar Allan Poe (FOREVERMORE!)

Monster Hunter At Large

Bleach

Vampire Knight

Chibi Vampire

Favorite Movie(s):

Corpse Bride

Sleepy Hollow

The original Friday the 13th series

Dracula

Frankenstein

Favorite Shows:

Lenore! The Cute Little Dead Girl

Beeltejuice! The Animated Series

The Marvelous Misadventures of Emo Erik

Dead Ed

South Park

The Simpsons

Twilight Zone (Old School one)

Favorite Artists/Band(s):

Rob Zombie

Bauhaus

The Cure(Not anymore... they kinda stink)

Creature Feature (Is my life)

Emilie Autumn

Voltaire

Clockwork Dolls

I LOVE Creature Feature, if you do too, paste this on your profile

Favorite Qoutes:

"A Dirge for her the doubld dead! That she died so young!"- Edgar Allan Poe

"You mediocre dunces!"- Professor 'McGoogle'

"You'll dig us like a grave."- Creature Feature

" Curtis: Hey, have you checked your my-suh space?

Erik: 'My-suh Space'

Curtis: Yeah, I'm speaking in tongues."- Curtis Rx & Erik X

"Fishies go pook-pook-pook!"- Lenore

"Grandma's cookies..."- Spongebob

"OMGZLRULS"- Nettie Necrophilia

"Defy fate. Reanimate."- Curtis Rx

"Man hugs are beautiful because they express love in a man hugging way." -Me on a coffee rush

"I've been to places you've only seen in dreams, but they might've been nightmares of worlds in between"- Curtis Rx

"I like dying!"- Nettie Necrophilia

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
(I wear skirts cause I'm proud to be a female)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST behomosexual
a I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(LOL)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak(I think freaks are AWESOME)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(Dude, my best friend's my roommate, and she's an only child, too)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (not at all)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (but im also Jamaican XD)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(I'm not a feminist, but i believe in equal treatment for genders)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (well I try not to curse, it slips out sometimes)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish )
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

Here's how it works:

1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press Play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5.When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: Creature Feature- House of Myth (Man... my house is kind of creepy... wait, I live in an apartment)

2.Waking up: Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams (I just woke up... great song, actually)

3. First Day of College: Creature Feature- Such Horrible Things (You can obviously tell I'm going to kill everyone and burn the college down)

4.Falling in Love: Bauhaus- She's In Parties (I guess it's ok... not what I wanted though)

5. Kiss Scene: Creature Feature- Aim for the Head (What the hell? There's going to be a zombie apocalypse while I kiss someone?)

6. Fight Song: Creature Feature- Buried Alive (Even though it's an Edgar Allan Poe tribute, it is pretty fast paced)

7. Breaking Up: Jonathan Coulton- Creepy Doll (Ok, like WTF?)

8. Graduating College: Creature Feature- Grave Robbers at Large( I love you Creature Feature, your songs are just wonderful for graduating college)

9. Big Break: Cascada- Evacuate the Dance Floor (I would go to a dance club when I got my big break.. and I am a horrible dancer)

10. Mental Breakdown: Creature Feature- Look to the Skies (They're Coming to Take Me Away would've been better)

11. Driving Song: Edward Maya- Stereo Love (I don't even like this song!)

12. Flashback: Creature Feature- Six Foot Deep (That's actually a great flashback song!)

13: Getting back together: Creature Feature- Bound and Gagged (Seriously? I hate to take my boyfriend hostage?)

14.Wedding: Bon Jovi- Living on a Prayer (That's actually a pretty cool song for a wedding)

15. Birth of Child: Curtis Rx- Rise Lazarus Rise (Well... it is a new life)

16. Paying Dues: Creature Feature- To Serve Man (I want to eat my credit cards?)

17. Moment of Triumph:Emily Browning- Sweet Dreams (I like Sucker Punch)

18. Final Battle: Creature Feature- A Gorey Demise (Hahaha! Everyone else dies!)

19. Death Scene: Midnight Syndicate- Fallen Grandeur (All my freaking songs were made for my death scene)

20. Funeral Scene: Creature Feature- Death of a Doll Maker (So I became a doll maker and died)

End Credit: Lenore- Nox Arcana (Very relaxing song, actually

Haha! Ranting with Curt and Rxe time! NANANANA

Okz... I absolutely HATE 'Marked'. It makes me sick and I've had to take a shit three times today because of it. The only thing that could save me was Creature Feature(AGAIN)...

I am the person who is shunned by others

Who is despised by her mother

I am the person who sees past society.

I am unique. I am me. I am a rebel.

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rxeizzle(Curtis! LOLZ!)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Sasquatcg

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Catherine Valencia

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rexrxela

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Coffee(LOLZIE!)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Xxcenae

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lizzie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Claret

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Fuse

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Skull

I am not a bad girl even if I do bad things, very bad things, such horrible things.

If you're as excited as I am over the Rufus Rex album, copy and paste this. Just do it

Um... I'll be putting Ragamuffin and Lenore on temp. haitius... just sayin... :"D

HEY! Do you have a song that you think can make me cry? Only a couple of songs have ever made me cry... I'm listenin' to one of them right now.

1. Put your iPod on shuffle

2. For each question, hit the next button to get your answer

3. You must write the answer no matter how stupid it sounds!

Q. What is your motto?

A. A Gorey Demise- Creature Feature (Hehe! I'm an Edward Gorey fan anyway, so whatever!)

Q. What do your friends think of you?

A. She's In Parties- Bauhaus (OMGEE! I love this song!I totally love this song!)

Q. What do you think about very often?

A. Evacuate the Dance Floor- Cascada (What the hell? I think about death, not dance floors!

Q. What is 22?

A. Music Box- Nox Arcana (Um... I can explain, Mrs. Smith)

Q. What do you think of your best friend?

A. Such Horrible Things- Creature Feature (Why do I find this song completely suitable for Nettie Necrophilia)

Q. What do you think about the person you like?

A. Bananaphone (WHUT?! I think he's a WHUT?)

Q. What is your life story?

A. Grave Robbers at Large- Creature Feature (WHY?! WHY?!)

Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?

A. To Serve Man- Creature Feature (I wanna be a musician, not a chef! CURTIS RX, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!)

Q. What do you think when you see the person you like?

A. Bound and Gagged- Creature Feature (NO! I don't want to hurt him dat way!)

Q. What do your parents think of you?

A. Look to the Skies- Creature Feature (My mother thinks I have a body snatcher? COOL!)

Q. What will you dance to at your wedding?

A. All the Right Moves- One Republic (Really? YEAH!)

Q. What will they play at your funeral?

A. Six Foot Deep- Creature Feature (Wow. That is soo suitable)

Q. What is your hobby/intrest?

A. Rise Lazarus Rise- Curtis Rx (Amazing, I'm a necrophiliac necromancer)

Q. What is your biggest secret?

A. Living on a Prayer- Bon Jovi (That is so friggin weird, but amazing at the same time)

Q. What Do You think of your friends?

A. Aim for the Head- Creature Feature (I wanna shoot Nettie? SWEET!)

Q. What's the worst thing that could happen?

A. Lenore- Nox Arcana (Wow, losing a person you loved and was taken by another person is really, truly sad)

Q. How will you die?

A. The Greatest Show Unearthed- Creature Feature (Wow, I wanna die in an evil carnival!)

Q. What is the one thing you will regret?

A. House of Myth- Creature Feature (Wow... that's such a creepy ass song)

Q. What makes you laugh?

A. Sweet Dreams- Emily Browning (Sweet dreams, indeed)

Q. What makes you cry?

A. Buried Alive- Creature Feature (NO! E.A. Poe makes me HAPPY)

Q. Will you ever get married?

A. Fallen Grandeur- Midnight Syndicate (Does that mean yes, or no?)

Q. What scares you the most?

A. Creepy Doll- Jonathan Coulton (The funny thing is, I live with LDD's and creepy antique dolls)

Q. Does anyone like you?

A. Death of a Doll Maker- Creature Feature (Why not?!)

Q. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?

A. Sweet Dreams- Eurythmics (WTF?!)

Q. What hurts right now?

A Stereo Love- Edward Maya (You're right, this song DOES hurt!)

Q. What will you post this as?

A. Corpse in My Bed- Creature Feature (LOLZ)

"I like Halloween, you like Halloween, everyone except fucking Bozo likes Halloween"- Me on our drummer, Bozo

I have problems, so do you!

I like goth music? Have a problem with it? Ok, go eat chicken!

I AM OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING HOMESTUCK...

YES!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.

You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

Total: 1

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

Total: 5

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

Total: 6

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

Total: 4

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

Total: 5

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

Total: 8

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (Not really :P)
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

Total: 5

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (I
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

Total: 3

HEPHAESTUS (Equius, is dis u?)

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

Total: 0

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

Total: 1

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.(I don't cosplay Jane Crocker for nothing!)
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

Total: 5

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

Total: 0

Daughter of Athena, mothertruckers!

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Of Vampires Scourges and Cute Little Dead Girls by tearthgrrl reviews
Ragamuffin's back and he's out to reclaim his life as the "eternal vampire scourge". How will Lenore cope without her dolly?
Roman Dirge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
Smile by puddii reviews
Your name is Equius Zahhak. You are a blue blood. You wish to see Aradia Megido smile.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Equius Z., Aradia M. - Complete
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My NettieMortal reviews
Nettie just wanted to be a normal sea troll princess, but with Dualscar and Dumbledore both competing for her love, what will happen? Who will she give her heart to? Will there ever be any peace at Hogwarts? Read and find out!1111111
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Albus D., Orphaner Dualscar
A Christian Reads: Brewdening Luv reviews
Poop flying in the sky, buses causing the apocalypse, and Edward sounding like beer? Sounds like a nice fanfiction to me. Let's comment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward
Canaries In a Cage reviews
Eridan never wanted Sollux to spend a week at his house. He hated him. But hate is simply another form of love, they say, and Eridan's feelings slowly begin to change. So sad he's already engaged. Victorianstuck and Humanstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Hunger
'But best of all, she would never feel that cold and cruel hunger.' Ladies and gentlemen, let the Thirteenth Hunger Games begin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Published: 5/8/2012
Lenore and Ragamuffin do America reviews
What happens when you put a couple of rockstar hitchhikers, an RV, and Lenore and Ragamuffin together? Utter insanity and chaos
Roman Dirge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
I'm Not Okay, I Promise reviews
In the Tara Gillesbie style, I present my parody troll fic. Luce is a pureblood witch who has Kaname Kuran, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Vampire Potter fighting over her. It's a curse being beautiful.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Harry P., Kaname
The Other Girl reviews
No matter how hard she tried, Ruka would always be the outsider looking in. KanameXRuka
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kaname, Ruka
The Prayer WarriorsBattle with the Witches Comment reviews
I comment on Thomas' bullshit story :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ginny W.
Bella Swan A Rant reviews
Let's explore the topic of why Bella Swan is the ultimate Mary Sue! YAY! A rant
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella
Two Goths Read Twyla reviews
Curtis and Rxe's thoughts on Twyla, the girl who was in love with a Vampyr :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward - Complete
Elizabeth's Thoughts on 'My Immortal' reviews
'My Immortal' enters the Lenore world. And there's only one person who can withstand such an autratious story. Elizabeth, bride of Ragamuffin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011
A Goth Reads Forbiden Fruits: The Temptation reviews
I read Forbiden Fruits and comment on it! YAY! It's my third installment of 'A Goth Reads a Troll fic'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward
House of Myth I Mean Night reviews
A parody of the worst book I have ever read. Haha
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
The Waltz of the Dead reviews
Klaus Baudelaire is in a mental institution. No one knows what happened to him. Except his nurse. Memories of the past keep haunting him. Is he really insane?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Klaus B., Fiona
The Toilet Saga: Toilet reviews
Benita Swan is in love with Damien Cullen. But Damien's world is much different than Benita thinks. In this Twilight spoof, there will be love, drugs, and Justin Bieber getting shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Father, King of the Underworld reviews
When Lenore is transported into Hades, via the magical powers of McDonalds, she meets Hades, her father. But when Hades insists on ruining her love life, Lenore wishes she had never met him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Hades, Luke C.
The Adventures of Sparkle Boy and Goth Girl reviews
Edward Cullen just moved to a new town. When he meets Lydia, things don't go right. Get ready for burrito throwing, Goth girls, a llama, and Homer Simpson's SPIDER PIG!
Crossover - Twilight & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Lydia D.
A Love Poem for a Broken Heart reviews
Silena's poem to Beckendorf.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - C. Beckendorf, Silena B. - Complete
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