Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Name: Maria Rocha
Name: Maria Rocha
DOB: May 27
About Me: Slightly Insane...I cna laugh at bloody scenes, and laugh at non funny stuff. I can talk to myself. I am a daydreamer. That iz all.
Fav Characters: Gaara-kun~!!!!! Naru-kun~!!!! Hina-chan~!!! Shino-kun~!! Kiba-kun~!
Hated Characters: Saucegay (i dont care if i have it as a pairing!!!), Sakura, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and taz all.
Fav Pairingz: [Seme, Uke]
GaaNaru, KakaIru, ItaSasu, SasoDei
Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist [Brotherhood and Original, Cowboy BeBop(?),Skip Beat, Cardcaptor Sakura, K-ON
Fav Food: COOKIEZ
Fav Song: Hate On Me by Jill Scott, OMG by Usher ft Will.I.Am, Love The Way You Lie by Eminem ft Rihanna, I Like It by Enrique Inglesias(?)
Fav Color: Maroon and Black
Fav Animal: PANDA and PENGUIN!
Stories In Progress:
Work In Progress:
If you wanna look at pictures from my descripton of FemNaruto clothing go to my MYSPACE profile and to my PHOTOS on FANFIC. I Do Not Own Character Creator and Got It From This Person On Diviant Art. Do Not Own.
Most of My Stories Are GaaFemNaru...There are Not That Many Of Them So I Will Increase Em'...Maybe...I Will Try To Do A Boy Naruto no pairing. And a Girl Naruto (trying for no pairing wit Gaara but sumhow it ends up with GaaFemNaru???)
My jutsu will be *like this*
Lyrics will be Like This (depends on story)
Thought will be 'Like this'
Speaking "Like this"
Japanese Translations Like this
Japanese words will be wit a Naze*
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Animals That Will Appear At Random...
JA NE!!! MINA!!!*
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