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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2210872, Profile Updated: 07-29-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Maria Rocha

Age: 14

DOB: May 27

About Me: Slightly Insane...I cna laugh at bloody scenes, and laugh at non funny stuff. I can talk to myself. I am a daydreamer. That iz all.

Fav Characters: Gaara-kun~!!!!! Naru-kun~!!!! Hina-chan~!!! Shino-kun~!! Kiba-kun~!

Hated Characters: Saucegay (i dont care if i have it as a pairing!!!), Sakura, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and taz all.

Fav Pairingz: [Seme, Uke]

GaaNaru, KakaIru, ItaSasu, SasoDei

Fav Anime:

Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist [Brotherhood and Original, Cowboy BeBop(?),Skip Beat, Cardcaptor Sakura, K-ON


Fav Song: Hate On Me by Jill Scott, OMG by Usher ft Will.I.Am, Love The Way You Lie by Eminem ft Rihanna, I Like It by Enrique Inglesias(?)

Fav Color: Maroon and Black

Fav Animal: PANDA and PENGUIN!

Stories In Progress:

Work In Progress:

Remember Me?

If you wanna look at pictures from my descripton of FemNaruto clothing go to my MYSPACE profile and to my PHOTOS on FANFIC. I Do Not Own Character Creator and Got It From This Person On Diviant Art. Do Not Own.



Most of My Stories Are GaaFemNaru...There are Not That Many Of Them So I Will Increase Em'...Maybe...I Will Try To Do A Boy Naruto no pairing. And a Girl Naruto (trying for no pairing wit Gaara but sumhow it ends up with GaaFemNaru???)

My jutsu will be *like this*

Lyrics will be Like This (depends on story)

Thought will be 'Like this'

Speaking "Like this"

Japanese Translations Like this

Japanese words will be wit a Naze*

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Animals That Will Appear At Random...


-Baby Duck

-Baby Chicken-

JA NE!!! MINA!!!*


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Return of Naruto by MangaFreak15 reviews
Naruto's been missing from Konoha for ten years, but when he comes back, who knows what'll happen... Character bashing and death. AN OLD, OLD STORY. IT'S UTTER CRAP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dance by Sweetcutsofrelease reviews
GaaraxNaruto. AU. Highschool fic. Gaara wants Naruto, the outcast and the bad ass. How will this work out. read if you wanna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,355 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
How you love me by miki230 reviews
Naru tries to kill himself, Gaara saves him. What will happen now? How can Gaara keep his crush alive? Please R&R! GaaNaru! M! Suicide attempt!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Sun Diaries by KitsuneFun reviews
Cuddling is fun but Naruto discovers kisses are better. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heated Love by yaoihime22 reviews
Convinced that Naruto was in a mission Gaara resigned his fate to not see him, But when Tsunade reluctantly revealed the whereabouts and a strange request from the blond. Surprised and willing when his fantasy is brought to life? GaaXNaru lemon .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Saga Part 1 Naughty School girls by Divinely Insane reviews
Naruto's been a very naughty school girl, and deserves a spanking from his sensei. Summery sucks, but it's not that bad of a read. Three part series, rated M for a reason ppl. Yaoi smut, GaaxNaru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
As Shadows Play in the Shape of a Man's Desire by SinIsAnotherNameForPleasure reviews
Gaara is the new kid at Konoha High School. There, he meets the number one hyperactive sophomore, Naruto Uzumaki. What are these feelings that the blonde has managed to stir up within him? Sorry, my summaries suck. GaaNaru, ItachiOC and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Bleed the Dream by xXdeath-noteXx reviews
Highschool fanfiction. Includes Naruto Abuse, Lies, drama, Dodgeball,Dances,trial, and a band? and Couples: SakuSasu slight, KibaHina. IrukaXKakashi slight. Maybe more in the future. Read and Enjoy!Chapter Seven is Up! slight Yaoi Edited
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Glassmaker by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Sand and heat together make glass Naruto. Will you be my glassmaker?" Gaara/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Paranormal by dasonone reviews
Naruto is dead...but why is there a small blond walking through the city, what's with the new army? Who is the tall blond? Why are people disappearing and why is there so much blood on the streets? F.E.A.R. crossover multishot no pairings
Crossover - Naruto & F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Lies Within by CheRryIme14344 reviews
Naruto tries to save Sasuke from the evil hands. But what if she meets an unhappy soul on her journey? New love is found between the two... Will Naruto betray Sasuke or her own heart?FemNarutoGaara[ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Always by Rehviel reviews
OneShot. Naruto gives comfort to his precious person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Mulberries by thatreevesgirl reviews
Naruto and Gaara go mulberry picking. No one told the Kazekage that it was a messy job. Yaoi. Naruto x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Wanted by Starspots reviews
Gaara is invited to spend Christmas woth Naruto. Oneshot. Yaoi GaaraNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
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THe Death of You
She misses him. She cries for him. When shall they meet. A poem for the death of him...She could not save him. She regrets taht. This is a poem for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Remeber Me? reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
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