Miss Smaug
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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2210971, Profile Updated: 02-18-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Formerly: rawr.latte

I finally went ahead and changed my username to match the one I use for literally everything else. PSN. Instagram. etc. If it says "MissSmaug," it's probably me.


In the Works:

Little Meow Meow: Oneshot about being a homebody with a cat. Sort of. SasuSaku

House of the Scorpion: Ch. 2 is sort of in the works. The real reason I posted this story is because it's sort of an adaptation of an original piece I'm working on. Testing the waters with this one.


About Me

[Summary] 22 years old. Holder of a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. Fitness Freak. Lover of books and stories. Tolkien life.

I spend the majority of my time in a gym picking up heavy things and putting them down. Also, I am slowly mastering the art of the secret gym selfie. Those things are hard to take sneakily. Really though, I'm in the process of trying to get my personal training certificate. I love fitness, guys. I really love it. Maybe a story about fitness is next on the agenda?

I also secretly want to be a writer because then it would totally acceptable to immerse myself in a fandom all the time. Otherwise, I'd like to get adopted by the Tolkien family because the rest of my life is spent quoting LotR, the Silmarillion, the Hobbit orrrr crying over all three of them at once. Like, my boyfriend literally just won't talk to me on "Tolkien days" because I sit in front of my television with a glass of wine crying at movies I've seen literally probably 300 times.

I also enjoy making friends with people who suffer from the same obsessions as me, so feel free to PM me!

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Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
Let's Play Cops and Robbers by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
You will never hear someone say being a part of the FBI is easy work. If they did, they'd be lying. From the long hours, to the daily drug busts, to psychotic and murderous criminals, special agent Sakura Haruno certainly has her work cut out for her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,397 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
Collision Course by Sesshomarus'Luver reviews
Both Kagome and Inuyasha are invited to go to the Western lands to celebrate the peace treaty between Sesshomaru and the eastern Lord Kurama and his advisor Kuronue. With one look both males are taken to Kagome. Is this infatuation worth all the trouble?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Kagome H., Shippo, Kurama M., Kuronue
An Unselfish Wish by Arella1 reviews
Every wish has its price. Kagome discovers just how much she's willing to sacrifice to protect the Shikon. Now, with new allies and another war, she must look inside herself for a power she never wanted. Rewritten!(Language and battle, mind the rating)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,216 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/13/2009 - [Legolas, Kagome H.] Thranduil, Kirara - Complete
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
The Vessel by White Ink Penpal reviews
I started out as a girl without memories in a foreign land, and life took a turn for the worse after that. Sakura-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 147,635 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Sakura H., Levi] Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Payback is Vicious by Flashchimp reviews
Betrayed by those she trusted the most, she left Domino with a broken heart. But now she is back and ready to make them pay. Teax?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,455 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Amelda, Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,161 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Any Other World by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
50 AU oneshots. 13. Merchant. Hangovers, unbidden memories and scary old ladies make a trip to port an interesting time for the crew. (Part 5 of Arabia)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,217 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Course of a Year by Sakura478 reviews
For five years Itachi Uchiha didn't look twice at Sakura Haruno. But in the course of a year she will become everything to him. Itachi/Sakura. Itasaku. Non-massacre. The month of January was the first time that Itachi saw Sakura as her own entity instead of his brother's teammate It was also the month that she was mysteriously chosen for ANBU squad one. Non massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,858 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3015 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Somebody That She Used to Know by BelleOfSummer reviews
Adventurous, rich Draco Malfoy was never a one-woman man, so he'd broken it off with Hermione to venture out. After two years of limitless womanizing, he realized he was just truly lost without her. But what if he couldn't get her back… because she couldn't remember him anymore? Draco/Hermione Theo/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,810 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Fidelity by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
In which Amon strikes a deal - he will leave the benders alone, but only if Korra marries him. On her wedding day, Mako goes to find her and makes a promise. Amorra, makorra. AU.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
marital prospects by krimrose reviews
"I think I'm going to marry him." To which Korra was talking about the guy that was not Mako. —MakoKorra. AU.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
apart from you by krimrose reviews
"Did she finally come to her senses and ran off with another guy?" In which Asami teases, Mako is anxious, and Korra is off on an errand. —MakoKorra. Canonverse.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
brighter than the sun by prettypinklips reviews
Mako has a crush on his waitress. -— Mako/Korra, AU. Complete
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
More Than Anything by JinnySkeans reviews
The Hokage is surprised by a late night visitor. Even more so by his request. SasuSaku drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dragon and the Siren by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,362 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Lack of Sleep by StormDragon666 reviews
A snippet of nighttime conversation between Madara and Sakura, moments after he snuck into her bedroom. Pure fluff, contest prize oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Even the Lazy Have Breaking Points by Lady Lazy reviews
When Shikamaru finally just gets fed up with it all. ShikaSaku request from Pookie Boo. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2011 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Bride Price by Robe a la Anglaise reviews
Higurashi Kentaro, a brand-new father, gets a surprise invitation from his boss: Sesshoumaru is tired of waiting, and Kentaro isn't going to like what he has to say. Sesshoumaru/Kagome, oneshot, romance
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Birth by animegus farmus reviews
From the moment he saw her he knew she was his - too bad they'd decided she was meant for someone else.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Greatest Gladiator by StormDragon666 reviews
Once upon a time, there was Sakura, a tortured young girl in a world where the ruling Lords didn't care if their kingdoms burned and starved. Once upon a time, Sakura the Lioness rose up to defend a world that was too weak to defend itself. AU SakuCentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,425 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H.
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
List Of Ninjutsus & Genjutsu by NoNameNeeded reviews
Okay, basically I have made a list of every single jutsu which I could find. They are here to help people and fellow authors. They are all in alphabetical order and I hope that you benefit from them... NOW WITH GENJUTSU LIST AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,311 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Burn It Down by MistedVines reviews
Haruno Sakura’s always been overweight, but one summer she’s going to change all that and get her revenge. Revenge on Uchiha Sasuke and his cronies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H.
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stumped by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke decided not to bother with finding a recipe. He was going to make something au originale. Because Uchihas did not follow, they led. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dog Skin by sublimetrickster reviews
Kagome loves her father, King Naraku. Unfortunately, he starts loving her in the wrong way and disguised, she escapes. A kindhearted hanyou prince rescues her, but can he protect her from the darkness that pursues her? A Grimm Fairytale.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,889 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Life Debt by Tsuuki reviews
AU ~ Kagome, while trying to escape from a man trying to enslave her, earns a debt on her life she'll never be able to pay off. In return for Kouga saving her, Kagome goes to work for Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha as a maid with no name. Kagome/Sesshoumaru
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,987 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 5/7/2003
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House of the Scorpion reviews
[CU/AR] Born cursed. Raised in hatred. No matter where she may walk, the path of one Haruno Sakura is scorched with suffering and anger. ["Didn't you know? Some monsters are real."]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sakura H.
Pink ANBU reviews
Sasuke is captured by Leaf and subsequently finds himself blown away by the identity of the ANBU to have bested him in a fight. "S-Sakura!" Implied SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete