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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Outsiders.

Salutations. I'm NarniaPrincess21. The name doesn't really mean anything. I just like Narnia. And the number 21.

As long as you struggle, as long as you keep up a fight-no victory is impossible. A quote I found in my jean pocket from Goodwill

Real Name: Unknown to earthlings


Likes:Books, Internet, Family, the grade A, music, movies, friends, dreams, writing, swimming, drawing (I sorta stink at it),sleep, food, nature (swats at a fly, well most of it), elle my dog, Pablo (my unicorn pillow pet)

Dislikes: Justin Beiber, Creepy adults, evil technology, Bad people, when the social studies teacher pauses a info. video clip 15 times to tell us stuff we already know, dresses, waking up, my locks on the lockers at school (they are plotting my demise)

Favorite Books: house of night, maximum ride, daniel x, oliver nocturne, beatuiful creatures, tuck everlasting, chosen by a horse, the hunger games, Howl's moving castle, the forest of hands and teeth, gone, I am number four, Anita Blake series, Rot and Ruin, The Outsiders!,Delirium, many others

Favorite Movies: Underworlds, twilight, prince of persia, tuck everlating, piarates of the carribean, narnia, balto, one night with the king, brother bear, vampires suck, spirited away, Howl's moving castle, many others

Favorite Artists: carrie underwood, tobymac, taylor swift, skillet, rascall flatts, the band perry, toby keith, mitchell musso, sky ferreira,greyson chance, Meg and Dia, Britney Spears, Fireflight, Newsboyz, Hunter Hayes, Lady Antabellum,and a lot more

Favorite Anime/Manga: Claymore, Fruits Basket, Ouran High school Host Club, Munto, Digimon, Inuyasha, vampire knight, Death Note

Animes:Inuyasha/kagome, Sango/Miroku, Sesshomaru/(Older)Rin, Yuki/Zero, Clare/Rocky(older)
Books:Max/Fang, Ella/Iggy, Winnie/Jesse, Lena/Ethan, Nix/Benny
Movies: Michael/Selene, William/Elizabeth, Susan/Prince Caspian, Howl/Sophie

i love books (I have 106 :D)

When you look in the dictionary to find out what a hermit/super nerd is you find a picture of me.

On June 28, 2011, I was bitten 5 times by a wallaby. In Kentucky. How many people can say that?

„øº ROCKS!!ºø„

(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..·The Outsiders·.
·.(· Forever·)..· Stay Gold

Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,
But man, oh man, them Greasers are tuff.
Socials got Mustangs Socials got cash,
But I heart Greasers that roll in trash.
Greasers are great, Greasers are bold,
Put on your Converse shoes and stay gold

You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
You say Bella, I say Sandy.
You say Jacob, I say Sodapop.
You say Washington, I say Tulsa.
You say Vampires, I say Greasers.
You say "How romantic," I say "Let's do it for Johnny!"
Put this in your profile if you love The Outsiders. :D

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"I'm only 14 and The Outsiders has taught me some valuable life lessons:
Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you.
Sodapop taught me that it's ok to be laid back sometimes.
Darry taught me to protect the ones I love.
Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt.
Two-Bit taught me that it's ok to make a joke every once in a while.
Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars.
And Johnny?
Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold."

(This took up 25 pages in word. Just FYI.)

Other thingies:


Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kin I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you’re random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile. (Stupid tennis ball ruining my zone.)

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

You spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

You haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm a girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On the bag of Peanut M&M
Warning this may contain almonds
(But the bag says peanuts?)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox,physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy, HungerGamesMaxRide,NarnianPrincess21

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son copy and paste this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put this on your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I find abortion wrong and selfish, this was depressing, sad, and moving.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Saddest Poem Ever: I cried, can you not cry to this?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

My Boy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (But not books.)
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(more of a secluded individual)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Just ask the people in my classes.)

Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Does books count?)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (Because I don’t care what I wear.)
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance? (For 6 months. I wanted to at first, then…)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Because people keep giving then to me.)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (What little girl doesn’t?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7

I’m a girl. Fail.

I messed up of my teenage life...

kissed someone before dating
gotten a phone taken away at school
gotten suspended
gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test
arrived late to class more than 5 times
didn't do homework over 5 times
turned at least 3 projects in late
missed school just because you felt like it
sighed so loud you got kicked out of class
got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
text people during class
passed notes
threw stuff across the room
broke the dress code
took pictures during school hours
called someone during school hours
listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours
threw something at the teacher
went outside the classroom without permission
almost failed a class
ate food during class
gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
didn't take your stuff to school
given a teacher the finger when they weren’t looking
faked your parents signature
slept in class
cussed at your teacher
copied homework
got in trouble with the principle/vice principle

Multiply by 3

Total- 42, crap.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Stereotypes That I Hate That I Take Personal Offense To

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Actually this might be true)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (But I'm a girl . . .)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.


I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Um . . . no comment.)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.(I'm strongish...)

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.


I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Most of the time I'm quiet and polite. Piss me off and you'll see otherwise.)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.(umm... maybe just a touch...)

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (Talk to my friends and you'll realize I am anything but boring.)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'm not gonna say anything because mesports=BAM! Our team's doomed.)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. (Ha! Oh, you make me laugh . . .)

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Bah!)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (I dress up every year. Our church even does something.)

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm not a faker.)

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (My friends annoy me to no end sometimes, but that's what makes them great.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I'm very mature.)

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (I'm on here, aren't I?)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties. (Ok, first off, I don’t like crowds=parties. Second, I love getting dirty. Country girl all the way, baby!)

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. (No, I just pay attention.)

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.


I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals. (Ok, I do like cute animals.)

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT; therefore I MUST be one myself. (Never touched a cigarette in my life. The lighter, on the other hand . . . It's my calling.)

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd who makes straight As. (I’m embracing my nerd. Deal with it.)

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum.
You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean.
You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift
Yousay Ke$ha, I say Kenny.
You say Pitbull, I say Paisley.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair.
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in any of this. Spread the word of Anti-Bieber!

I SAY Paramore

People laughed when I said shark boy was hot! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!

I'm not the kind of girl that notices everything going on around her. No, I'm the girl that’s in the middle of class reading a book, and doesn't notice when a tennis ball whizzes past her head, practically touches her, and the whole class is laughing and staring at said girl. Yeah, I'm that girl. Get used to her, cause it'll probably happen a lot.

.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

Girls, don't take it if he hits you. If he hits you, hit him back twice as hard and break something like he broke your heart. Hit him like the girl you are.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile


Me: Dad, come feel this!
Dad: I'm not going to stroke a maniquin's arm.

Me: Did he just say Hannah Montana?
Dad: no. he said billings, Montana.

Me: -carrying a armload of stuff to the basement- Pray that I don’t fall
Dad: I don’t have time for you to fall

Me: why do you say “I’ll put my two cents in” if a thought is worth a penny? Where does the other cent go?
Dad: Taxes.

I think your dad is driving...Imma annoy hime till he throws ur phone out the window. My friend txt me

Ooohhh that felt tingly. One of the autobots after walking into the power line.

Does that make you mad to use that word? If you want we can call it Sam’s happy time. Sam’s mom on transformers.

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. (Yes, you will one day bow to me. MAHAHAHAHAHA.)

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." - Fang, Diary of a Love-sick Mutant

"Would it be better to live in a world of ignorance and happiness or a world of truth and pain? Well, I would pick whatever world had McDonalds." – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“I don't know why girls are all, "I want to be like Romeo and Juliet!" I mean, I hate to spoil the ending, but they die. I mean, seriously. Girls need lives. Badly. I'm sure they're somewhere on EBay.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Mhmmm. I believe you. Completely. One hundred percent. Now shut up and let me ruin your life." – Max in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Always better pissed off than pissed on." – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don't know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!" – Max in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Bacon is edible sex." "You know, Iggy that takes the cake for the most random comment I have ever heard in my entire life. So why exactly are you thinking of bacon – and edible sex, for that matter?" "I was thinking of what could cheer you up. Naturally, I thought of sex, bacon, and cake." "You are a very simple person." "I never said I wasn't." -- Iggy and Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“Men don't shout for anything, unless it's for a second helping of meat.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"If you give me the camera, everything will be so much easier! World hunger will stop, nuclear weapon production will cease, and Miley Cyrus will stop singing! We'll all be saved!" – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“Just so you know, trying to get on Max's good side is about as hard as making Iggy choose between a pound of bacon and a trio of Russian playboys. In other words, impossible.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“God bless Google. Where would we be without it? We'd probably be some cannibalistic Neanderthal society.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Angel, honey, please, stop screaming in my head. I already have a headache as is, I don't need a six-year-old PETA member yelling at me because of a movie. Max in Rainy Day Games with The Flock

Girls are like the Bermuda Triangle. They're mysterious and weird and will probably end up killing you. Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by: Phoenix Fanatic

"But you know, we should be sneaking into, like, Area 51 or something. Not Canada. What, are the moose going to shoot us?" Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by: Phoenix Fanatic

We landed immediately, and we instantly transformed into badass werewolves who were out to get bloody revenge for our slain kinsmen.
Or not. But I wish we had. Because that would have been the badass thing to do.
But no, we had to land normally and not tear anyone to pieces. Stupid societal standards.Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by: Phoenix Fanatic

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)


I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food. (I'm the reason my house has no food.)
A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

My did you know? Questions:
Did you know Justin Bieber sings like a girl?
Did you know I can sing better than Justin Bieber when I have a sore throat?
Did you know I'm making February Anti-Bieber Awareness month? (Or, at least I'm trying.)
Did you know Valentines Day is useless? (Unless you spend all day watching horror movies where the boyfriend/lover/husband/Justin Bieber gets killed. Now that's a holiday.)
Did you know Halloween is the best holiday on the planet? (C'mon! Free candy! The best comes from strangers.)
Did you know Justin Bieber is uglier than me in the morning?
Did you know 9/10s of the world's girl population has at least one poster of Justin Bieber on their walls?(my sister has 5.)
Did you know I am an active member of Anti-Bieber club, or the Bieber Busters? (Who you gonna call?)

Start of School Year:
Brand new awesome folders, pencils and pens.End Of School Year:
1 pen

I hate when
a waiter asks "are you done with that?"
when your plate is completely empty and you just
feel like saying
"No, Clearly I want to eat the plate, too."

Friend: Dude you left your phone at my houseHello?
You there?
Oh wait...

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

People make too many Harry Potter jokes
Like siriusly.

Just coming home from hanging with friends *...
Mom: Hey, did you get home safely?...
Me: No, I died like 4 times on my way here.

Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"

I'm the type of person who looks both ways when crossing a one way street

You're deep enough in the closet that you can find Narnia.

I hate when you check your voicemail and the voicemail lady says, u have 1 unheard message and u go I KNOW THATS WHY IM CALLING!!!

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out...

"Spell SPOT three times." "S P O T, S P O T , S P O T, S P O T , S P O T" "What do you do when you come to a green light?" (Answer is invariably-) "Stop!" "Wait, at a GREEN light?"

Who else opens a calendar to the month of their birthday, just to look and see how cool the picture is?

Welcome to America, where gay marriage isn't allowed in all states, but a woman can get away with murdering her own daughter.

There will always be a 'lie' in be"lie"ve, an "over" in l"over" an "end" in fri"end"s, "us" in tr"us"t and an "if" in l"if"e - a quote to live byK.T.D.G

You run like crazy from the dark where no one is thinking some killer from a movie is behind you

The awkward moment when you are drawing in class and the teacher calls on you and you just sit there

"We're all gonna die ... but I got a helmet."

"Procrastinators unite ... tomorrow."

"Amateurs built Noah's Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Everybody is insane. When we realize that the world will be a better place."

A word to the wise isn't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls.

People who say anything is possible, haven't tried to slam a revolving door

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.

If you've ever had a crush on an book character copy and repost this onto your profile.

Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it

"I want to be just like I am." "So you want to be a nobody?"-ME and my 9 year old sister, yeah she's in the popular crowd

When in doubt, use explosives ( call Iggy and make him blow it up for you)

" I am cone sold stober." - Howl in Howl's Moving Castle

"... This place is pretty Aberzombie. I'm not sure we've got a lot of closet cosplayers waiting to embrace their inner Inuyasha."Maddy:Gamer Girl

-me and my family walks in with helmets- "Are ya'll out walking?" My great-grandmother when we came over just before going bike riding.

"Never trust a guy in a tunic." A guy in the movie Land of the Lost

Inuyasha Quotes:

Oh man, what’s all this ruckus about out here? Inuyasha

Sniffing around on all fours won’t get us any closer to Naraku’s castle, will it? Sango

Bye, come back soon and don’t forget our yummy ninja treats, Ok kagome. Shippo

Servant: -whispers- if you are noticed you will be killed.
Inuyasha: -whispers- if that happens I’ll fight back

Inuyasha *under that rock yell: "KAGOME!"
Kagome:" Don't move an inch; we'll be back for ya"
Inuyasha: "...sure...owww"

Inuyasha: if you people are hiding anything from me, I swear, I’ll destroy your whole village
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit boy.
Inuyasha: Ahhauh Kagome... How could you? *cries*

Inuyasha: don’t just stand there, start looking for the sacred monkey stone…ow


Kagome: Lets start with you, Inuyasha. What do you want most?
Inuyasha: Ninja food!

Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: Why does she do this to me?

Awesome Maximum Ride Quotes:

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor-mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer."

"Man, those are some dang ugly birds."

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can."

"Fang glanced back in the rearview mirror. 'Does anyone want to sing Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall?' we all screamed no at the same time."

"Screw you Voice."

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."

"And we're falling for this because of our sudden, unexpected regression into unbelievable stupidity?"

"I vill now destroy de snickuhs bahrs!"

"Plan Delta: run like hell or fly like hell."

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"Iggy

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. Max

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. ‘We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' 'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." The director and Max

"What happened to your tan?' 'It was dirt'" Fang and Max

"it's the ciiirrrcle of liiiiffffe”Iggy

"A hamster called. He wants his home back."Max

A poem By: Max

White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses

White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone

White is the color of angels’ wings and Angel’s wings

White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag

White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels

White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you are so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- wonder bread, someone’s underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-loving mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself

You have now indured a super long profile. You can die in peace.

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InuYasha: The Sealed Well: A Fudeal FairyTale 1 by UsagiChan1001 reviews
After Kagome returns to the fudeal era she finds herself in a new life, inlove with the boy she's always wanted to be with, starting a new life, and even finding herself having her own family... a fudeal fairytale...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 85,606 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sango, Miroku - Complete
Something RomeoandJulietish by OwlinAMinor reviews
It's like Romeo and Juliet, only funnier, less depressing, more perverted, and with a whole lot more Bacon. Eggy. Gazzy/OC. Fax in later chapters. Read at your own risk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,496 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Penny For Your Thoughts? by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Soda comes home from the Vietnam War, he decides to visit Steve one last time. "I'm sorry you got drafted." "So am I."
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Steve R., Sodapop C. - Complete
20 Jobs by FeistyFeist reviews
20 Jobs only Two-Bit Mathews can hold. One-Shot
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Two Bit M. - Complete
They Call Me Spineless by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
"...but I always had Ponyboy's back. Always." Four of Ponyboy's life-changing moments through Johnny's eyes.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Baby Seeds by RayvynSky reviews
NOT LOLI! T for Language! Rin gets Sesshoumaru to play 'house' with her, and he finds out how Rin thinks babies are made. HE certainly isn't going to correct her. This is NOT a loli story, and is meant to be funny. Was written for Rickashay!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, Jaken - Complete
You Can't Go Home Again by psychopath convention reviews
You can't go home again. Because even if the place remains the same, the person you are is forever altered. Ponyboy knows this, but he comes home one last time anyway.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
One Last Christmas by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
"He's saying goodbye. I wasn't ready for it. I still needed him." Song fic for Matthew West's "One Last Christmas". Don't have to know the song to get the story. NOT SLASH! WARNING: major tear jerker. Rated T just to be safe. ONESHOT.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Life In The Caves by BigCityDreamsx3 reviews
What happens when Jodi comes back, Wanda gets pregnant, and Ian ends up finding his past lover? I really suck at summaries. :/
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Sit Boy! by SpyNya-Chan007 reviews
Max gets a new power? Fang starts growing ears and a tail? It's all madness! This is my first crossover, hope you guys love it! Fail story is fail. :P COMPLETE! R&R please!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Fang - Complete
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Keep It in Your Pants by WinchesterLover reviews
Darry teaches Ponyboy that somethings should stay in your pants. Parody, one-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
What's in the Box? by WinchesterLover reviews
One night, a mysterious box comes to the Curtis house for Dally. What will the gang do when they promise not to open it? Well, they're sure as hell not going to leave it alone. -oneshot-
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Dallas W., Two Bit M. - Complete
Singing Songs and Swively Seats by TreesAreSnazzy reviews
Steve and Soda are simply bored, for serious. No slash, even if it does, ahh, appear so.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
Food Fight! by T.J.Grei reviews
The gang goes to the park for a picnic! But Darry has a surprise for all of them. [ONESHOT] POVs of everyone, even Tim at the end. Rated T for the mild language[just to be safe].
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Youkai Lullaby by Kitty Katana reviews
[One Shot] Only one child could sleep easily in the remains of a bloody battle. Rin has someone to watch over her...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Demon Sex Education by Flaming Duck reviews
COMPLETE! NEW! CHP 4 - A-N! Everything you ever wanted to know about demon mating and marking will be explained by the ever knowing Sex Ed teacher, Rin. Inu and Co await the presentation anxiously while Sesshoumaru taps his long claws on his desk.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. Upon the questioning of his birthday, Sesshoumaru learns a little more about Rin, and remembers a little something about himself. Fluff ensues.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
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Secrets: Unleashed reviews
Everyone has secrets, some are a little...weird. 7 part series, slow updates.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012
For Johnny reviews
Just a short poem. Ponyboy's POV
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
The Emma Experiment reviews
Tessa is an avian-mutant that has broken out of Itex. Or has she? With the help of Fang and his gang, Tessa must find her purpose in life, and find the one who created her. Before her time runs out. (Dis-continued)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Fang
I Was Always There reviews
"I was always there, even in death." Johnny POV Mostly Post death
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Max is Unbreakable
Songfic. Max sorta has an epiphany in her dreams. Song:Unbreakable Artist:FireFlight First songfic. YOu are welcome to tear it to pieces in reviews.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max - Complete