Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couch bound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language--Lev Grossman

Updating:

Pretty much a dead account consider all works in progress on hiatus.

Disclaimer:

Here is my disclaimer because I am horrible at putting it in the story. I own nothing, pretty sure that was made clear considering this is FanFiction.net! Either way I don't own the characters or the story or anything. I simply manipulate what is already there and pull a few strings. Thank you kindly.