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Break Me by ShadowBluebell reviews
It was a simple trip to the store. Saving a playboy's life from a hit-and-run had been a bonus. No big deal. Until said playboy shows up at her door, intent on showing his appreciation… in his own way. Let the game of seduction begin. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,712 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Menagerie by silver-footsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
So NOT A Fairytale by ShadowBluebell reviews
AU. Kagome had a plan: Inuyasha’s the prince, Kikyo’s the princess, and she’s the matchmaker. Yes, she had it all figured out…except the matchmaker ends up making the prince attracted to HER instead of the princess. Not. Good. KagInu
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,369 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,019 - Follows: 7,589 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue. Rating will change as needed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
Inu/Kag. On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about...yet.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Countdown by NotMeagain reviews
Zoro and Perona's relationship is colored by Perona's dark and sinister tastes and even more difficult personality. This is not the worst Zoro has lived with. A collection of loosely connected Zoro/Perona stories.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Zoro, Perona
WestSide Story From Hell by The.Violent.Spazz reviews
"I believe this is what Grimmjow calls flirting." He said. Quickly letting go of him,I felt my face burn, and I punch him in the arm."You must really like hitting on me, huh?" He continued. "YOUR UNBELIEVABLE!" I complained. Ulquihime, Ichiruki, GrimmNel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,471 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Free Falling by ahmandie reviews
Loki x Lucy. Lucy feels like she's falling...for none other than her stellar spirit, Leo. Nah, he can't be "the one." They're partners, after all! Loki, on the other hand, seems awfully determined to make it so. A story of not so unrequited love.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,932 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Force It On A Girl Why Don't You? ORIGINAL by WynterExpress reviews
So what if she's a sucessful Medi-witch and he's a famous auror. So what if she's organaized and he can barely find his socks on a good day. To her, he's always been just Harry Potter and she loves him for it. She just doesn't know it yet...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,662 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A to Z! Tell Me, What Do You See? by Miharu Endou reviews
One-shot collection. C is for Cow. "There may not be a mad cow there, but there's definitely one here." SxK, NxM, HxR
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
Stranger by thecanadian13 reviews
"I'm telling you Derek, hooking up with a complete stranger while drunk out of my mind is not my idea of fun." ** Casey and Derek recall a past night of partying to reveal an unsettling discovery.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Sick Hobbies by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
To pass the time while enduring the rounds of the Liar Game, you need a little humor, and a lot of viciousness. The following stories are done in the name of fun and games. Enjoy!
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,406 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - K. Nao, Fukunaga Y. - Complete
that girl, she's like a sunburn by Tiffany Blews reviews
She's dumping him. She's dumping him, and, really, he didn't imagine it going down this way. He thought he'd be the one ending it, and she'd start throwing things and he'd be like, whew, glad that's over, but it's not like that. At all. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Lamenting Enchantment by The.Teal.Rose reviews
A portrayel of Inoue's time in Hueco Mundo and of the untold moments between she & the fourth Espada. "I was content in the simplicity of my emptiness," Ulquiorra revealed. "How is it that a powerless creature like you was able to abolish it so entirely?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
your place in my heart is the whole of my heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: Sasuke makes a pie chart of his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mind Knows Reason, but the Heart Knows Bliss by l0velyfe reviews
He laughed. They walked close. When she moved, he moved-like gravity. His face was aglow. "Why do you still long for him?" "He didn't mean to hurt me." She knew the tiny changes in his expression like the back of her hand. To her, he was not so detached.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Day After Day by Tiny.Fishy reviews
A nice series of UlquiHime drabbles set in an AU. You'll see other Bleach characters pop up and maybe some OCs okay, just one -hope you like it, though! Rated T for occasional swearing and mature situations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
the other half by smartalker reviews
And then he kisses her, because he smells like a dirty aquarium and he knows it'll gross her out. She gets lipstick all over his face.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hockey Girls by bsloths reviews
Derek and Casey are off to Kingston for university. Assumptions are made, conclusions are drawn, issues arise, and problems ensue. Multichapter. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,212 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
What Really Matters by StrawberryMerry reviews
Recently, Orihime has been receiving a lot of confessions from boys at school, and when Ulquiorra finds a love letter from one of her admirers, he's not too pleased.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Within the turning gears of fate by Not Just a Nerd reviews
A series of non-connected one-shots featuring Justin and Alex mainly as kids and later as adults. Cute, fluffy, innocent, happy stories. No villains, no problems, no angst. ALL JALEX. Summary for each chapter is included within the chapter.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,295 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Watch Dog by bon vivant reviews
Lucy left Fairy Tail after publishing a best selling novel. A year later there is only one thing she still wants to do: fall in love. When she hires her old team to be her bodyguards during her upcoming book tour she never expects she'll do just that.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F.
Saving Up For A Rainy Day by jay-ellewhy reviews
A collection of oneshots for those rainy days. *6. In which Loke takes on a challenge...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo
woes of a babysitter by wordbends reviews
Nami and Zoro should have known better than to leave their daughter in Luffy's care. — Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, Franky, Sanji.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
just like we always do by wordbends reviews
Spill my heart for you. — Orihime, Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
quick fixes for college students by wordbends reviews
I hate you. Not sorry, bro. — Ulquiorra, Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fading Cinders by strawberriez8800 reviews
Ulquiorra/Orihime — "Do I frighten you?" And then, he is going, going, gone.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Survival of the Almost Achievers by Tearless Sonnet reviews
42: And he was smiling and crying and he just couldn't think of anywhere in the world he'd rather be. "Thank you," he said. "For loving me."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 16,244 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009
in front of the children by smartalker reviews
Gray and Lucy watch porn. And take notes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Cat Bath by Wild Rhov reviews
Loke needs to hide after angering Aquarius. He takes refuge in Lucy's home, but first she declares he really needs a bath. However, Loke has a weakness: the Spirit of the Lion is terrified of water!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] - Complete
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ephemeral Sakura, Eternal Love by Wild Rhov reviews
A bloody battle, a drunken night, a quiet confession! Loke both hopes and fears what may happen if an immortal Spirit like him could win the love of his mortal Human master. Prequel to "Lion's Pride" but works on its own.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] - Complete
What Gemini Knew by Uchiha Evangeline reviews
After some alcohol, Lucy finally finds the courage to ask Gray what Gemini meant. Just to be interrupted by a furious Erza! .:OneShot:.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Kitty Licks by Wild Rhov reviews
It's sweltering hot, but Loke has just the cure for Lucy: a bath... kitty style!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] - Complete
Snow Globe by Wild Rhov reviews
To keep Lucy from heat stroke, Gray creates his own sphere of frost. He'd love to heat things up, but she tries to chill his hormones. They find a cooling and sexy compromise! Written in a heat daze, sorry for fantasizing about ice so much!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] - Complete
The Social Failwork by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Because Natsume can't form coherent sentences to save his life and Mikan is just a little crazy and they're bound to fall in love, no matter how many hurdles they have to leap. "They should make a movie about you. Call it... The Social Failwork."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Lucy's Revenge by Lady Lorelei Von Awesomepants reviews
Lucy sees Gray in her apartment, in his boxers! One shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
sticky situation by xporcelain reviews
"That's it! This is the last straw!" Lucy plans on getting rid of Gray's stripping habit, once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
tell me a love story by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura writes a novel, and Sasuke tries not to be amused when she imitates a blowfish. "Remember when you promised to never, ever abandon me?" Sasuke remembers no such thing, but he is missing the point. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Louder Than Words by Silva Bramley reviews
She lunged forward and snatched Helga the hippo away from him. "Hey, don't judge! These are personal things!" Gray smirked at her and pinched her nose, "You're definitely one of a kind, Lucy." Graylu, oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Stand Alone Castle by DiagonAlley reviews
Perona reflects on her time with Zoro. Zoro-Perona. OneShot. Timeskip.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Zoro, Perona - Complete
A Perilous Game by fiona249 reviews
Draco Malfoy is playing a game of revenge and sex - one that involves the seduction of one Hermione Granger. And one which is going to get more serious than anyone suspects. DH compliant, but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,350 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stay Beautiful by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- One victim, one smoking gun, and an unforgettable stormy night with one gorgeous songstress. Has the overconfident detective Ulquiorra Cifer finally met his match?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fortress of Solitude by o0O-Archimedes-O0o reviews
Alan was seven years old, and his little sister Julia very nearly six, when their father sat him down to break the surprising news to him: that he was a wizard. Minor spoilers for 'Charmed & Dangerous: The Story of the Lost Wand'. Implied pre-Jalan.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
A Fall Through the Ground by Mechanical Orange reviews
Katara does some late night sneaking, only to fall victim to a monstrous hole in the ground. Luckily, a certain fire prince is able to come to her rescue, although he may encounter more trouble than he bargained for.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Oneiric by VickyVicarious reviews
Some claim that dreams reveal true desires. Gray/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Playing Doctor by Sabby13 reviews
One-shot: Zuko got shot with lightning trying to protect Katara. Katara wants to make sure he heals. Why is that so complicated? Zutara-cuz what's better than a fighthing Katara & Zuko?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
rays by mrie reviews
Itachi and Sakura. A life lived and shared. Companion piece to 'Shades of Sunrise.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Consolation Prize by chxlullabies reviews
After a failed attempt to rob the home of University student Haruno Sakura, Gaara and Neji make a deal that will ensure they don’t leave empty-handed. Gaara/Sakura/Neji Powerhour smutfest! One-shot. Lemon. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Cavorting With The Enemy by MiHnn reviews
Taking a person against their will is kidnapping as well as illegal. Figures that Derek Venturi would forget the whole 'illegal' part. - Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Casey M., Derek V.
Of Distance and Disruption by MiHnn reviews
It's a marvel to think that sometimes she can be the useful one. Because, seriously, she has never been less messed up than him. - Three Shot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
In Case of Emergencies by blueSKIES247 reviews
"Way to ruin a moment, dorkster." Or, the eight times Alex holds Justin's hand and the one time he holds hers.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Doc Day Afternoon by Save vs. Magic reviews
Set after "Delinquent Justin": Justin announces out of the blue that he wants to go to med school after college. Alex thinks he'd make an awful doctor. Justin naturally disagrees, Alex challenges him to prove it, and sexy hi-jinks ensue. One-shot. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto had spent all twenty-two of her Valentine's Days alone. Then she meets a traveling businessman who promises to meet her for a date; same time, same place, every year. And somehow she thought it wouldn't get complicated... -AU-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Attention To The Subtleties In Space by thebadwitch13 reviews
"They may be your older siblings…but it was always you who protected them. Always." -Jalex-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Max R. - Complete
Putting Theory to Practice by bon vivant reviews
In romantic theory, he should also be falling head over heels for her, and any day now he would wrap her up in his arms, and hold her there forever. In reality, she was falling, and Gray was too busy with everyone else to notice let alone catch her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Wizard, Waiter, Brother, Spy by Save vs. Magic reviews
How Max found out that he always knew, and what he did next. Companion piece to "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". Rated M for consistency with HBFS, but really more of a strong T. -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
You Call It Madness by TheIslander reviews
Lucy discovers the depths to which Loki is willing to go to prove their 'love' to the world on Valentine's Day.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
Opinion by VickyVicarious reviews
Gemini knows what's up. Gray/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Just A Little Harmless Smut by Save vs. Magic reviews
Alex stumbles in drunk at 3 AM and catches Justin, ahem, "in the act". Which naturally leads to...a long, rambling discussion about their respective experiences with love and sex. Wait, what? Set in S3, pre-Wizards Vs. Werewolves. Very 'M' rated. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Save vs. Magic reviews
Injured while Monster Hunting, Justin concludes that he's not man enough for the job. Determined to prove himself worthy, he sets out to make himself harder, better, faster, stronger...an idea Alex finds strangely compelling. JALEX. M for later chapters.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,594 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Oy with the Poodles Already! by MiHnn reviews
The hidden moments that hinted something more was in the works between the relationship of Derek and Casey & it was definitely NOT sibling rivalry - "Why do you always do that?" "Do what?" "Compare me to the jerks you date."
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,458 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Forest Walks by Rachel.Three reviews
Zoro/Perona. Pre-time skip
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Zoro, Perona - Complete
The Wizard of FT by chaotic.souljam reviews
Spirited away to a foreign land, Lady Lucy and her exhibitionist butler Gray must find a way to get back home by somehow surviving falling mansions, talking blue cats and Lucy's growing awareness of Gray's invasion of her personal space. Repeatedly.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Reflected In His Eyes by Ginneke reviews
"Orihime wonders, when did lying to herself become the easy way out?" Months after the incident on the Dome, she still remembers. She tries to forget. But some things always come back. Ulquihime, slight one-sided Ichihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Wolf Moon by a.mild.groove reviews
Every Waterbender in the world feels the pull of the Wolf Moon; the power of their bending multiplies tenfold and the strength of their lust is unmatched. Can she seclude herself in time? Katara/Zuko. Will eventually be Rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Warning Signs by snappleducated reviews
It's a one-shot revolver. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisses under the Mistletoe by x.Diamond-Tears.x reviews
It's nearly Christmas time and Fairy Tail are holding a party, what happens when Lucy accidently gets caught under the mistletoe with everyones favourite stripper? Gray/Lucy with a sprinkle of Gazille/Levi
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hermione's Guide to Newfound Sorcery by perverted-squirrel reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly content with her normal life. But all of this soon takes a turn for the worst when a mysterious new student shows up on her doorstep claiming to be a wizard and her fiance. BASED ON JESSICA'S GUIDE TO DATING ON THE DARK SIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,534 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ritual by Princess Kitty1 reviews
On a humid summer afternoon, Orihime endures the ritual recently struck up by her former captor. Who could have known that their power struggle and his jealousy would manifest in such an interesting way behind closed doors?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Changes by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
*Mentions of SPOILER chapter 598 and 599* During the two years, there were some noticeable changes.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Zoro, Perona - Complete
In the Heat of the Moment by Mechanical Orange reviews
The Fire Nation heat is getting to Katara, but Zuko knows how to cool her down. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Red Wine by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku Mikoto smiled. "I like you." "Thank God." second part of the wine!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dagas Isa reviews
Alternate Universe. When Akiyama Shinichi's favorite student finds herself in an impossible predicament, he has to help out.
Liar Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
Vintage Wine by mollycoddle reviews
-"Finish that sentence and an Uchiha heir is going to die in this room." In which Sakura is engaged, and Team 7 is not amused. part one of the wine!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Itachi U., Team Seven - Complete
Hurricane by mollycoddle reviews
-"You're my escort. AKA, don't look at other girls. What are you smirking about? Oh. I said that out loud, didn't I?" 50 themes/shikatema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Resemble by mollycoddle reviews
And as she died, her son in her arms, and her lover in her view, her only regret was that she'd never be there to kiss her Naruto's bloody knee or make him ramen.50 themes. Minato/Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Boys & their Action Figures by iamwildatheart reviews
Because there was reason why he was a boy and she was a girl. Obviously, she didn't follow it. "Take that, Mr. Superman-with-laser-beams-and-audio-whatnot!" Kiba & Ino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Spell Check by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Hermione spends some time at the Burrow and takes a job at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Oh the possibilities! Post DH with some adjustments and definite spoilers. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
damage control by atelophobic reviews
I understand that you MUST protect me and all, but isn't being with me 24/7 a little too much? — Loki/Lucy. Sort of.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
Time as Dictated by MiHnn reviews
There's something... she wants. And what it is... she's still not sure of. - Jalex. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
No News Is Good News by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Naruto has taken it upon himself to get Sakura matched up, but Gaara has enough problems functioning in society without anyone meddling in his love life
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I am an Uchiha by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku - "Will there be grandchildren on the way?" "Sakura-san and I are working on that."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
of rice paper and blackberry ink by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku- "Don't "hn" me on paper! You. Are. Jealous." I am not jealous - merely thinking of the fact you might leave me leave me for those bastards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Creepy by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Perona and Zoro call each other creepy. ZoroxPerona for WhenTheMugiwarasCry-ICryAlso.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Perona, Zoro - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honestly by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,216 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
So About the Flowers by mollycoddle reviews
Father and son have a lot more similarities than people think. Includes embarrassing love letters, stumbling, making fools of themselves, and not-so-subtle confessions. "But like I said, just because she can kill us all doesn't mean anything."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Surprise by rubiksbox reviews
The summer before Harry's 7th year finds him working at a job his Aunt and Uncle make him take. The upside? He runs into Hermione one day. Story's problems have hopefully been fixed and is in it's original form.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 108,636 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wishes on Bamboo by Dagas Isa reviews
Akiyama and Nao meet up at a Tanabata festival. Contains carnival games and unabashed fluff.
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
Dear Half Brother by ShadowBluebell reviews
OneShot: Unbeknownst to everyone, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha grudgingly followed their father's wishes, namely his wish for them "to bond," and so occasionally wrote to each other…
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Direction by Griever5 reviews
It's already clear that Zoro doesn't have a sense of direction.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Zoro, Perona - Complete
er, their hair by dreamscapenymph reviews
In which Gaara feels he is at the top of the world. sequel to er, her, herr, hurr, hair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
of a thousand burning suns by atelophobic reviews
Stop being moronic. And, like, idiotic. It makes me say stuff I shouldn't. — Gray/Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Cold Shower by FallenRaindrops reviews
A collection of oneshots. Rating may change. "How did you do that so fast?" asked Natsu. Lucy froze. "Uhhh…" LucyGray.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Lucy H., Gray F.
Caring by Angelv98 reviews
When you have no experience whatsoever in comforting someone, what do you do when you're thrust into a situation where comfort is needed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Drinks For The House by filkertom reviews
When a potions class goes wrong, Hermione finds herself caught up with Draco Malfoy. Can she get away before it's too late? Does she want to? And what might Harry figure out along the way? Warnings: Language, dub-con, oral, bondage, voyeurism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Layla by manhattan martini reviews
In which Akiyama is a dirty man and an incurable romantic. — AkiyamaNao
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
triptych by Phoenix Satori reviews
'She's got more faith in him than she should, and by half more than he's ever had in himself. It's deeply unsettling.' ::Akiyama/Nao::
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
A Curious Thought by Bedelia reviews
Cinnamon, a new invention, and a lack of fluxweed land Fred and Hermione in a sticky situation. Written for the Twin Exchange Love is in the Air Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
er, her, herr, hurr, hair by dreamscapenymph reviews
In which Sakura is mostly speechless. In which Gaara's word count is more than hers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Good Things Can Come From Hot Days by We All Stumble reviews
It's a very hot day at the Burrow. Hermione and Fred decide to go swimming. On the bank of the lake, George interrupts them and just happens to mention Fred's crush on Hermione. No biggie, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Bewildering Temptation by longing.for.redemption reviews
Oh yes, Akiyama knew what he wanted. Now the question was how he was going to get it.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao
A Day in the Life of the Kitty and the Spot by foxtrotelly reviews
Check out what these highly-trained agents do on R&R Thursdays. "So Sunspot, huh?" Natsume muses. "Did they name you that because you're mostly brown and stand out or was it a referral to the pattern of your underwear?" -EspionAlice #1
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Bet by Emasaur reviews
Gray was going to kill them. He was gonna rip off their heads, and skin Happy alive and- were these pants always so damned uncomfortable? Mild GrayxLucy cause there just isn't enough of it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Something Sharp and Pointy by Tearless Sonnet reviews
--"You’ve got your fire and sneaky-cat-burglar thing, Ruka’s got his animal buddies, Hotaru has her inventions, and what have I got? Nullification powers. I can freaking nullify someone. I bet half the student population don’t even know what that means!"
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Fly on the Wall by Angelv98 reviews
Why was it that she could do it without even looking, when he had made several attempts and had had no success? Life was so unfair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Tawdry Things by snappleducated reviews
In her quest to find a place to spend the night, Lucy somehow finds herself in a love hotel with Loki. And he is not on his best behavior. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo
Doing It DoggyWhat Now? by browniehaze reviews
Mr. Bae and Aunt Lauren decide to give Derek and Chloe "The Talk", but make a big mistake by having Tori and Simon part of the conversation. Everything goes wrong. Poor Derek... After The Reckoning
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Of Vice and Men by coconutmandarin reviews
Even the strongest of men have weaknesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Acceptance by EmaniaHilel reviews
OneShot. Rob gives Rae a gift but has a little trouble explaining to her why she should accept it. This would have been a submission for Valentines Day, but I kinda forgot. It's kind of like another submission I did a few years ago for v-day, but not.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
iSummer by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Of losing weight and kleptomaniacs. "I am Sakura Mikan and you're the douchebag who stole my iPod, prepare to be kicked in the balls." Natsume decided that being a camp counselor was quite possibly, his greatest challenge yet.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
call that a comeback by omens reviews
Alex destroys the world. But really, its all Justin’s fault. Written for apocabigbang at LJ. Post ‘Wizards vs. Werewolves.’
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
The Guide to Overprotective Families: How to Kill by mollycoddle reviews
Because overprotective families are the best. Sakura appeared somewhere in the afternoon with a pained smile and an I'm-Okay-Not-In-Pain-At-All expression, Mikoto had the frying pan ready...Part one of the guide!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy? by XxXInuyasha's Little AngelxXx reviews
A SasuSaku OneShot. "Daddy?" "Hn?" "Why do you have a pole up your ass?".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paranoia by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
In which Sasuke questions the paternity of their child and Sakura must refrain from bashing her head into a wall. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For The Record, I Blame You by XxXxSlytherinPrincessxXxX reviews
Getting stuck with your best friend's brother in a wall of all things isn't the smartest thing to let yourself get into. Then again, getting stuck in the before-mentioned wall with a girl you've loved for years isn't exactly genius either. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Spoonful of Sugar by Kasai Ame reviews
Lucy, wounded after an unexpected battle, is tired of Loki saving her. He wants to doctor her up and she doesn't want anything to do with it. A battle of wills, high tensions, and jungle heat all combine into an explosive event. Rated M, oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
Ten Things by mollycoddle reviews
Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ILoveYou has 8 letters, but so does Bullshit by myoue reviews
Normalcy is overrated. An epic tale that isn't really epic after all. Just a tale of one segment of my life with a little bit of Sasuke shoved in it. OK a lot of Sasuke. Hey, I think I love him though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prefects Bathroom by XxXxSlytherinPrincessxXxX reviews
Well hello, Granger." I heard a calm, mocking tone speak from somewhere above me, probably near the door. It was a Weasley twin, I just knew it.' And then my peace was shattered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Traits by sinomin reviews
It's the middle of the night, two birds are watching Vampire Diaries, and Robin just has to know; Why does Raven think Damon is so hot? RobRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dare to Feel by cr8vgrl reviews
The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Mione by Pentastic reviews
Hermione is set up on a date with Blaise on Valentine's Day, much to the chagrin of a certain Weasley twin. Will Blaise get the girl or will Fred steal her heart? And what does Hermione have to say about it? One-shot for Twin Exchange Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Way She Bites Her Lip by cr8vgrl reviews
Fred's been acting strangely for months, and Hermione can't figure out why. Unbeknown to her, it all has to do with the way she bites her lip...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rite of Spring by Dagas Isa reviews
Nao finds a strangely familiar boy, and she and Akiyama discover a connection in their past that goes much deeper than they originally thought. Akiyama x Nao.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - K. Nao, Akiyama S. - Complete
Cookies with a Hint of Mischief by Snwy.Leopard reviews
No matter how many times she tried or how closely she followed the recipes, Hermione's cookies always somehow managed to come out burned, discolored, misshaped, or a mixture of all three, and she didn't know why. One shot. Not DH compliant. FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghost by SacredNagChampa reviews
She closed her eyes tightly and gripped the cold stone until it was cutting into the soft skin on the palm of her hand, she just had to bring Justin and Max back finally she said, “I want everything to be exactly the way it was.” Justin/Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,781 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
The Cure For Insomnia by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Lately Hermione hasn't been able to sleep. When she finally does, what happens when a certain pair of twins wake her up? TwinsxHermione. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped by Burning-candlelight reviews
Hermione and Fred get stuck in a class room together after an unfortunate prank malfunction. What will happen as they wait for Hagrid to get them out? Reply to Just Dialogue/Description challenge HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Party and A Proven Theory by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Raven and the other Titans go to a fancy dress ball by the Mayor. She has a secret, and a thief has a theory to prove... Rated M for safety.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Simon Says by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ "Simon says that he likes me." "Alert the media." "Simon also says that you like me." "Apparently, Simon says a lot." "Yeah...So, what do you say, Derek?"
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
New Year's Kisses by Ink Splatters 'nd Co reviews
Hermione finds a red-headed mysterious figure with some interesting expletives in the early hours of the morning in the snowy Grounds of Hogwarts. Written for the Twin Exchange January Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
We Won’t Go Until We Get Some by Marmalade Fever reviews
...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fool Me by Solas-Divided reviews
It wasn't right how well she knew them, and they were going to prove just how wrong it was! Threesome/moresome, Hermione/Fred/George, Anal, BDSM, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons Extreme Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
don't stand so close to me by omens reviews
“Does someone have a little crush on the teacher?”
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Their Real World by Come Dancing reviews
Fred and George test Angelina's ability to tell them apart before George risks his heart on her, with her failing their test he's shocked when a certain bookworm tells him apart from his twin with ease. What follows is her showing him his world. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
iLondon by Riz-I reviews
“The ‘Idiots Guide To London’ says if we go through there, we’ll get ‘mugged’.” “You mean... they’ll throw mugs at us?” “I think so.” Because eloping to London with a brain surgeon as his best man was never going to work. Collab with Colored-Chrome
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009
Punishment by ShizouShizou reviews
Gray always thought that Lucy’s punishments were better than Erza’s ones.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Go With It by cr8vgrl reviews
Hermione is feeling left out during the holidays when someone sends her an anonymous love letter. Could this person be the one to truly love her? And do they share her rather...strong feelings about mistletoe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweater Tag by cr8vgrl reviews
When Ron breaks up with her and destroys her job, Hermione is presented with an opportunity to work with his brothers at WWW. But George seems interested with her, and she with him, despite the suddenness. And then there's the sweater tag.... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrapping Paper by The Last Letter reviews
Derek and Chloe get into some trouble with wrapping paper. Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Season of Good Tidings by cheeky-squirrel reviews
Just because it's Christmas, doesn't mean Fred will stop his prankster ways. Entry for the Twin Exchange's Monthly Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Petal Falling by snappleducated reviews
At this rate, the audience will start thinking that trying to kill each other is now the fashionable thing to do. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgettable Vows by twin-v reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Consequences of Fornication by TheDominoEffect reviews
He blamed his parents, “—when a woman gets pregnant, it takes nine months for the baby to develop from an egg to an actual baby. And since there are nine months between February and November, I figured you’d know that—” Stupid birthdays.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Unspoken Agreement by MiHnn reviews
What happened, never happened. Right?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Just a Glimpse by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Fred offers Hermione the chance to see the future through his latest product. What will she discover? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Restrained Satisfaction by MiHnn reviews
If it was anyone else, maybe she wouldn't feel like this. But then, maybe...they wouldn't be them - Justin/Alex. One-shot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Babies by sparklylulz reviews
A strange project at Hogwarts leaves the fifth through seventh years in peculiar pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Luna L., Ron W.] - Complete
Laughter by Heartbroken Confession reviews
She had seven laughs. All for different uses. It bothered him. "It was infuriation. That was it. Her stupid laugh was infuriating."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Jealousy by boshrocks reviews
Short one-shot about how he feels about her. one word- jealous. better than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Colors: Yellow by piticbob reviews
The colors that surround us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Yoi no Chi reviews
Doll-boy just because you have a crush on her, does not mean she likes you too. And don't do anything stupid like storm in on them 'cause Gaara would kill you then have Sakura bring you back to life then kill you again" smirked the wind wielder
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Her Everything by MiHnn reviews
Companion piece to 'His Weakness' - The thing is, maybe she should have noticed. He was always the one there. - Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All My Loving by marionettedoll95 reviews
AU! Ginny decided that Hermione needs a boyfriend. Who better to ask help from than Harry Potter? Having a bad exploit with girls, Harry is hesitant but agrees. On one rule: She can’t fall in love with him. But what ensues when HE falls in love with HER?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Girl Lost by SacredNagChampa reviews
Alex Russo doesn’t believe in fairytales. Not since she was seven years old and her brother told her there was so no such thing and all those stories she cherished were make believe. Justin/Alex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,575 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
What Happened by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
Fred tries to convince Hermione to take him seriously. Sequel to "The Right Choice of Words". Rating for language and names synonymous with Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Foreign Territories by cr8vgrl reviews
“Do you even know what mascara is, darling?” Fred teased her. “Yes, I believe that it’s somewhere close to Africa, right?” she mocked. He rolled his eyes. "That's Madagascar." She shrugged. "Same difference. They're both foreign territories to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Variance by omens reviews
“Figures he’d go for her.” In which Alex and Juliet discuss Justin, his new girlfriend, and the pattern she falls in. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Alex R., Juliet vH. - Complete
subtle hints by Ghoster.Z reviews
In which case, you should not use innuendoes to ask out a pink haired medic-nin -GaaSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Busted Superiority Complex by Mac-alicious reviews
You’re a piece of work, Miss Granger. You’ve got one busted up superiority complex now don’t you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
reach out and touch someone by omens reviews
“Careful, Justin; that almost sounds like ‘what are you wearing territory?’ there.” Justin/Alex Written for a prompt from omgjustinalex at Livejournal. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Tactile Reasoning by omens reviews
Max’s mistake, Justin and Alex’s realization. Just another day in the Russo house. Written for a prompt at the omgjustinalex meme at Livejournal. -Oneshot-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Fears, Nightmares, and Friendship by Veni Vidi Vichi reviews
Chloe has a bad nightmare and wakes up to see Derek watching over her.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
His Weakness by MiHnn reviews
He was the perfect Russo. Until she was born." - Heavy Jalex. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Run by SacredNagChampa reviews
She’d like to say that it was accident. That she stumbled. That she was aiming for his cheek and he turned at just the wrong right moment and their lips brushed.' Alex's first Christmas home from college. Justin/Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prajna by omens reviews
You pretend its fine, but inside you’re burning. Alex-centric. Picks up after the movie.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Gut Feeling by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He needed to stop her. Instinct was screaming in his head, yelling that he had to run, get to her before it was too late. “Chloe, put down the detergent.”
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - WINNER OF THE 2009 SEPTEMBER TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE! - When Hermione’s birthday turns out to be less than what she hoped for, Fred and George step in to prove to her that fortune favours the bold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fantasies by SiriuslyLoveSnuffles reviews
Hermione is having a dry spell, and being next to a certain Weasley twin is not helping her mind from wandering. FredHermione FHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Guide To Getting and Keeping The Girl by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Hyuuga Natsume being able to get THE girl unassisted is like the cat who suckled that monkey. It's just against nature. And then, Nogi Ruka getting THE girl without losing several body parts is a complete Ron Stoppable. "Screw you, Mochi." NxM RxH
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Natsume H. - Complete
The Right Choice of Words by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
While spending time late at night with Hermione, Fred thinks he'll try to score with his friend. Installment 1 of my Fred/Hermione series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
the inevitable outcome by Phoenix Satori reviews
He's definitely not stalking her. You know, except when he is. post-series. ::Akiyama/Nao::
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
yesterday feels like breathing by omens reviews
For Alex it’s always been wantwantwant and taketaketake but this, this is something she’s not supposed to have. Companion piece to ‘days were slipping past.’ The other side of the story.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Twister by Silver Ash reviews
Hermione, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Ginny plus the game of Twister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Midnight Snack by Zelha reviews
In which Sakura has a craving, Neji is pretty much uptight, and the rest of the Hyuuga Clan is holding back their laughter at their resident tensai. AU NejiSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rock, Paper, Scissors and Acid Rain by Tearless Sonnet reviews
A dialogue that consists of how acid rains defeats all but a boy, the sun, and Michael Jackson. Oh, and acid cloud. Rock Paper Scissors Xtreme will never be the same again.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loki Doki by FreezeQueen reviews
Lucy ponders upon her first kiss.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
The Shower by Jenny L reviews
Derek's thoughts as he listens to Chloe take a shower. *Third Chapter Added* Rated M because of sexual content. I own nothing Damn it! Reviews and criticism welcome! Hope you enjoy it and thanks for reading!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Poke by Iridescent Rain reviews
GaaraxSakura One-shot:"Sakura, What are you doing?" "Poking you, of course." "...Well, stop" She grinned at him. "No way, Kazekage-sama"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unspoken Understandings by kirei yuhi reviews
Post Liar Game Drama. Fluffy AkiyamaxKanzaki One-shot.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009
Professional Disguise by Dagas Isa reviews
The various and sundry thoughts of an LGT dealer. Stream of consciousness style.
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
days were slipping past by omens reviews
“I just don’t want to miss you anymore.” Future-fic.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,996 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
When Bored, Confess Your Love by embracing-shadows reviews
There was, of course, only one thing for them to do on a day as boring as this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Of Cats and Tricks and Twin Weasley Wheezes by pyxislynx reviews
Fred/Hermione. A joke shop trick gone quite disastrous. At least, for the twins, Harry, and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Diplomatic Struggles by Royal blueKitsune reviews
This meeting wasn't going according to plan anymore. SakuraxGaara
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Prince Charming by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Maybe that's why I ended up with Hyuuga Natsume, the school heartthrob. Heartthrob he is, but Prince Charming he is not. I mean, what other excuse could the boy possibly have for getting me toilet paper for our two year anniversary?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
early and love birds by smartalker reviews
Loki, stop seducing girls when they’re half asleep. It’s not nice. — LokiLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Minding Manners by Liquid Laughter reviews
After the dust of the final battle settles, Hermione reminds Fred of an important etiquette lesson, and he suggests that she take her own advice. Hermione and Fred fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Summer Loathin' by Penthesileia reviews
Kagome doesn't hate the Summer because of the annoying insects, the eventual boredom or even because of the hot weather. For her, Summer brings a whole different kind of heat. Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
In those Jeans by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Wearing something that inappropriate has consequences...at least to Gaara. GaaSaku lemon. Please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Vegas by Chibiaddicted reviews
“So you took advantage of me?” “No, you took advantage of me.” What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? SakuraxGaara -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
In Answer To Your Question by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fancy by hypheniated reviews
It is Sakura's fifth birthday, and all the presents seem pointless items until she picks a very adorable, red-haired jade-eyed five year old boy as her present. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Learning the Ropes by Sam deLittle reviews
After the first revival round, Nao Kanzaki has got a little more spunk in her. She returns to college and finds out that the skills she learned in the Liar Game could help her out in the real world too...
Liar Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Key to My Heart by fairytailMANIA reviews
There was something different about Loki's key, she just couldn't put her finger on what it was. Maybe it wasn't the key that was different, maybe it was the way she was looking at it. Fairytailmania RP
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
Romantic…in A Chuck Bass Kinda Way by hellomynameis-kita reviews
“I think you should give me your scarf.” GASP! What drama these words ensue! What fiery repertoire! What violence! What questioning of Chuck’s sexual orientation! What fluff! What else, but Chuck&Blair?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
the tropic of cancer by smartalker reviews
Because all good men must wear body glitter to impress the ladies, even if Natsu’s convinced it causes cancer. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
A Disruption of Routine by Dagas Isa reviews
The Liar Game has ended, and Akiyama intends to remain apart from Nao. It takes an unexpected event to force him to confront the reasons why.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Pineapple Affair by omens reviews
“You think you’ve got it bad? Look what’s been following me around all day.” In which Harper stalks, Zeke pines, and Justin and Alex devise a plot. Birthday fic for Kat.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Insomnia by Dagas Isa reviews
The stress of the Liar Game is leaving Akiyama and Nao with some nightmares, and a late-night phone call effects them both. Implied AkiyamaxNao if you really squint .
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
and a ring around my neck by smartalker reviews
No one woos like Loki woos. Here’s a hint: he’s got a tattoo on his butt. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Bump in the Night by Signy Grid reviews
Will a panicked call in the middle of the night spell disaster for Akiyama and Nao?
Liar Game - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Even Forgiveness by Panny reviews
Drabbble for the GrangerTwins100 Challenge: apology. Summary: "If you have the teensiest, tiniest bit of heart, don’t kill me?” Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley Men Have Charm by luvscharlie reviews
You cannot deny the charm of the Weasley men, unless you happen to be married to one. Fred/Hermione, George/Angelina
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Resplendence by Kismet's Kiss reviews
Pairing: LucyxLoki. They are simply adorable, are they not? So read and support! Summary: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no? But when he sets his eyes on her- all he sees is this bright, blinding light... Quirky moments and lovely confessions
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
In lumine Tuo videbimus lumen by SacredNagChampa reviews
She hated herself. And how acquainted she had become with words like: taboo, abhorrent, incest. Because that’s what it was. This sick thing inside of her. Justin/Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
6 Things Justin Russo Has Never Done by omens reviews
Until know, Justin had always thought he possessed a little bit of moral fiber. For Kat.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
in an orderly fashion by smartalker reviews
In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Hypnagogia by Wolfofsherwood reviews
Hypnagogia, the state between sleeping and waking. It's a common ailment, but can Raven blame everything that happens during that night on this little transition? RedRae fluff! Sequel to Sleep Deprived.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by luvscharlie reviews
When one thinks it can't get any worse, it usually does. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Sand Castles by Ita-ta reviews
GaaSaku. Slight crack. He had been outdone in a sand castle contest. He was displeased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
king of kings by smartalker reviews
In an attempt to reclaim his lost status, Gray challenges Lucy to a duel. Or he tries to, anyways. It’d help if Natsu and Erza could shut up for a second.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Of Parties and Awkward People by Gennerator reviews
Sakura grew up hearing that alcohol lowered your inhibitions. She really wished she had paid attention. Because Gaara had the funniest name in the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Lifer by Cylinse reviews
Ino asks a stupid question. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of a Designer Scarf by lokiyan reviews
We all know and love Chuck's scarf. Now it's time to tell his side of the story. :D Just plain old silliness. I hope you enjoy. Reviews, as always, are appreciated.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Leash Law by Kasai Ame reviews
Lucy gets fed up with Loki's sudden need to protect and control her. How can he make things right? With a collar on his arrogance and a leash on his pride, perhaps literally! Oneshot, Loki x Lucy. Rated M for sexual content and some language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
touchdown turnaround by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Jen. A Christmas Eve party is thrown in Sasuke's living room. Wherein Naruto is drunk, Sasuke is accused of being defensive, and Sakura wears hideous holiday toe-socks. "Dude, I am so making waffles." SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
darling and diabolical by smartalker reviews
Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
in the sky with diamonds by smartalker reviews
It’s so cute when she’s in such obvious and blatant denial. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
all star by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Kenna. Wherein Sakura is embarrassed, Sasuke is the Sausage King, and Naruto is the proud owner of a pimp staff. Oneshot, dialogue!fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pick Up Artist by SnowLion no Miko reviews
..."Did it hurt?"..."What?"..."When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?"... Gaara fails miserably in his attempt to hit on our favorite medic-nin. GaaSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Company by ShadowBluebell reviews
AU, OneShot: She knew she would never get her Prince Charming, but she never wanted the son of a Yakuza Boss. Too bad. InuyashaKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Blacksmith's Daughter by Lady Kaliska reviews
Once upon a time there was a woman who was nothing more than a blacksmith’s daughter. And none matched the ferocity of her spirit once the hilt of a blade was held within her grasp. An arrogant, cocky, self-assured dragon prince was certainly no exception
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,155 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Never a Dull Moment by luvscharlie reviews
Dating Fred Weasley was nothing, if not an adventure. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Move Along by perverted-squirrel reviews
Hermione Granger has just been dumped. D-U-M-P-E-D, dumped. Not only that, but by someone who she thought she was going to walk down the aisle with in a few short years! How will she ever cope with this sure sign of defeat? Revenge, that's how.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,372 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Running Around In Circles by Panny reviews
Hermione rolled her eyes at Fred. It seemed that no matter how many times she stopped by his shop, they argued. Okay, technically it was Fred and George's shop, but she didn't go there for George... Not that she'd admit to going there to see Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Finally Met My Match by Panny reviews
And people prank you for your birthday?" she asked incredulously. * Written for the FW/HG Last Drabble Writer Standing Competition on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
hey angel girl by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Missa. AU. In the five minutes between classes, Sasuke and Sakura walk together and discuss Starbucks, the Plain White T's, and Sasuke's Mafia connections. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Halloween Horrors by Shadow of Midnight reviews
Gift-fic for NorthernLights25. Pure Fluff. GaaraxSakura, NarutoxHinata, TemarixShikamaru, KankuroxIno, NejixTenten OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kink by Lady Nagome of the West reviews
One-shot. Humorous indeed. CLICK ME NOW. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Trouble by sellthelie reviews
Peace and quiet are a rare thing in a Weasley home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Meant To Be by pathera reviews
The sequel to Not Me, in which someone gets married, someone is secretly engaged, someone gets snogged, and Molly Weasley has a fit. One-shot. FW/HG, HP/GW, RW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shadow Lands by snappleducated reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mission From Hell by JackieLupin reviews
Team 7 embark on what they would fondly remember as "the mission from hell." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,027 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
semicharmed kind of life by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura scores a hot date to the ER because she breaks her foot by kicking a soda machine. Yeah. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Melancholy of Toph Bei Fong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph is a girl on a mission, and no amout of cosmic energy or divine interfence is going to stop her. Watch out, Avatar-verse, The Cleaning Brigade is on the job!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Code Yellow by HoneyBee31 reviews
AU InuKag Kagome is having a tough first day in the research deparment at West Hill Psychiatric Facility. With a dense officemate, a maze-like workplace, and a million emergency codes to learn, how much worse will it get when they call a Code Yellow?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Nicknames by supernaturalmuse reviews
Hermione never liked nicknames. Never. Well, that was until Fred and George showed her the upside of having special nicknames. Co-written with WeasleyForMe. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
How To Romance A Weasley Twin In Ten Easy Steps by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Completely AU. Involves whoopee cushions, ears, love birds, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
pass it on by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because, even at the age of five, Team 7 consisted of an emo boy and a cheery girl that were obviously in love with each other, a blonde boy always there to point it out, and even a yucky, grey-haired sensei. Happy Birthday, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lions and Lingerie by Kasai Ame reviews
Lucy has a rough day, and just as she starts to vent about it, something unexpected happens. I guess even stellar mages need a chance to wear good lingerie! Oneshot, Lucy x Loki. Rated M for safety.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
Spontaneity by MollyBear reviews
In the midst of a fight Ron tells Hermione that she needs to be more spontaneous. What will she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Faded Jeans by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. She didn't expect that she'd meet a person like him in a million years, and in a department store of all places. Zuko x Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Softly and Without Remorse by Guttersnipe reviews
Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Fear and Women by Guttersnipe reviews
Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I can't leave you though I want to by Jack of the North reviews
Fred, in a stroke of genius, has magically chained himself to Hermione for three days. Yeah, she's not happy. Can Fred convince her it was a good idea before the three days are up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,404 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
clandestine clear by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
KibaSaku. The first time he sees her she is crying and dirty and alone, and Kiba never thinks he might fall in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Just to Watch You Be Seen by HoneyBee31 reviews
AU InuKag Kagome learns the difference between illusion and reality in New York's glittering social elite, particularly its darling playboy Inuyasha Takahashi.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Two Minute Date by ahmandie reviews
COMPLETE. DHr. Oneshot. Draco tries to win over the busiest witch in Hogwarts in a two minute date, since that's all she's got time for. Just how romantic can a two minute date be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Sleeping Arrangements by randomsomeone reviews
Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Snowed In by Lady Mage reviews
Hermione & Fred. Really, the whole thing was rather embarrassing when she thought about it. Being interrogated by Fred about her kissing experience? Now that was something she never thought would happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Certifiable by Guttersnipe reviews
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAACHAN! BAACHAN! Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Wonderful World of Practical Joking by SomedayEngland reviews
Oneshot - While staying at Number 12 Grimmauld Place with the Order, Ron and Ginny succeed in offending Hermione. What better oppourtunity for twins Fred and George Weasley to share a bit of their trouble making expertise with others?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka reviews
AUOneshot. Hermione made friends with two entirely different boys, and it makes for an entirely different school experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lack of Many a Thing I Sought by sing-oldsongs reviews
Fred Weasley has the sort of smirk she cannot stand: arrogant and almost cruel, depending on the circumstance. He is not charming. He is baiting, laughing, grinning at the wrong moments. FredxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
sealed in wax by arabesque05 reviews
Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Little Red by ShadowBluebell reviews
[OneShot] Retelling of Little Red Riding Hood, Inuyasha style. Kagome, Kagome...you shouldn't go near the big bad wolf. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Non Mihi, Non Tibi, Sed Nobis by Dei Gratia 43 reviews
For years Hermione stayed away from her friends. She finally returns to be faced with an irrational attraction to a devious redhead. As secrets are revealed, a new threat to the Wizarding World puts people on edge. Is Hermione the key to winning this war?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,658 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Some Call It Irony by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Itachi-centric] Itachi, meet Shisui. The Second. (It would be sorta counter-productive, to massacre the entire clan, and then go and save one of the new members.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
A Series of Annoyances by Silver Sister reviews
When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Silent Conversation by RyuuMahou reviews
Its a habit for her. She goes there, everyday, sits in the same spot, and watches the same people come and go, chatting away. But today was different. Today she had a visiter. InuKag AU
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Natsume Nullified by November Romeo reviews
Natsume has decided not to ask Mikan to the prom. Everyone's decided that he will. FINAL CHAPTER: What's the matter Natsume? You look completely nullified.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
31 Days Hath December by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,973 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Dragons, Strange Maidens, and Oranges Galore reviews
When George Weasley is away, Anita Lovegood comes round to play. Oneshot OC/Fred AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete