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Joined 05-29-02, id: 221280, Profile Updated: 04-27-12
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Well, after being gone from LOTR fandom for 3 years, I've come back - to write about giant gay robots. That's right, 'Transformers' fandom has taken over my brain. Send help.

I have all of my stories up at Archive of Our Own:

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A Universal Concept by April Raven Girl reviews
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,965 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Emergency Medicine by QoS reviews
Two medics meet by chance on a battlefield. And after a clash of ideologies and personalities - not to mention weapons - neither of them will be quite the same.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Hook, First Aid - Complete
Crash Course by QoS reviews
An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,351 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Breakdown, Dead End - Complete
Trapped by TSBP reviews
Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,518 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Frenzy, Ironhide
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Call It A Day by snarechan reviews
When Sam's mother gets fed up with his and Bumblebee's antics there's no more holding back.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Judy W., Optimus Prime - Complete
A House Divided by QoS reviews
The Stunticons have had enough of Motormaster, and he "disappears" under suspicious circumstances. But they're not sure whether he's really dead or coming back for revenge, and their new leader has to hold together a team that's rapidly falling apart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,032 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Dead End, Motormaster
Partners by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 269,288 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Lockdown, Prowl
Obsession by Ayngel reviews
Why did Cliffjumper have such a vicious attitude to Mirage by not far into Series 2? Cliffjumper's unstoppable obsession and its consequences in the face of Raj's less than above board activities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cliffjumper, Mirage
Healing of the Heart by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. When Hound accidentally forges a spark bond with Mirage in order to save his life, he and Mirage find themselves facing a range of complex issues they would have never imagined. When love alone isn’t enough, how can one find healing? Very mature.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,847 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
In a Glass darkly by mmouse15 reviews
Mirage's electo-disruptor isn't working properly, but he needs to be at this battle! Nothing can go wrong...can it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Mirage, Optimus Prime - Complete
Staying on Top by navigatorsghost reviews
G1. Megatron and Starscream find out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk around your subordinates. [WARNING for mm slash, innuendo and general vulgarity. Rrated to be on the safe side.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Hobbits Abroad by Marigold Cotton reviews
A summons from the King takes a group of hobbits to visit Minas Tirith where they learn some interesting things about their forebears. CHAPTER 4 - THE GAMES HOBBITS PLAY! WE MEET THE WHOLE FELLOWSHIP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
La forza dell'amor by Roz Morgan reviews
now Merry and Pippin are back home, hiding out while Pippin heals from his wounds but not all is safe and no one is happy, this flik is a contion from Come What May
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
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Stockholm reviews
Originally written for the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme. The Autobots have been defeated and enslaved by the Decepticons. These are their stories as they attempt to survive and escape. WARNINGS: Angst, non-con
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Mirage, Motormaster
Hanky Panky Spanky reviews
Bumblebee gets an earful of Ron and Judy while monitoring the Witwicky residence. BDSM, FemDom, spanking. Ron/Judy Witwicky. Originally written for the TF Kink meme.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bumblebee, Judy W.
A Day in the Life reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Ashes, Ashes reviews
An alternate take on events at the end of and after Auto Berserk. Red Alert and Inferno are captured by the Decepticons. Red Alert is tormented by Starscream, leaving Inferno with an unthinkable choice. WARNING: RAPE/NON-CON
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Starscream, Red Alert - Complete
Lambo in the Mist reviews
Inferno and Red Alert have a tryst in Portland. G1/Marvel-verse. Warnings: Slash, D/s.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets reviews
A conversation between Judy Witwicky and Bumblebee. 2007 Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Judy W., Bumblebee - Complete
Consult Your Doctor Before Use reviews
Hound brings something to the bedroom that's just a little too much for Mirage. Warnings: Slash, misuse of a medical device.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Moria's Revenge Rrated Repost reviews
Co-Author: Llinos: A repost of MR with the NC-17 bits toned down. The denizens of Moria decide to take revenge on the Fellowship- by way of its littlest member. WARNING: RAPE & TORTURE - CHAPTER 43 - COMPLETED- LAST CHAPTER EVER!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 197,241 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete