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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Teen Wolf.

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Big Sky is on hiatus. I'll suggest you try His Hands, Her Heart if you need a little something to tide you over. It's much better written, honestly.


The lovely Holly reviewed Big Sky for Southern Fanfiction Review, which you can read here:


Big Sky is my first fic, so I'm learning as I go along here. It's so full of inaccuracies guys. Ridiculous amounts of inaccuracies.

-tiny disclaimer- I grew up on an East Coast beach, and moved to some South East mountains. I've never been to Montana. So I've taken certain liberties with the geography and such in my story.


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Back Stories Book III by mal4prez reviews
The crew's efforts to heal the captain are made more and more difficult by the ship's pursuers, but Inara means to do all she can to help.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,337 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Mal, Inara
Easy Tickets by mal4prez reviews
Serenity has a few guests come aboard, but they're not the welcome kind.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20340 - Favs: 13,577 - Follows: 5,567 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
I Never Knew Love by Mercedes88 reviews
The ritual is over. Damon Salvatore is on his deathbed. And Elena Gilbert is about to discover the meaning of true love from an unexpected source. Some spoilers from "As I Lay Dying" and S3 used and twisted to suit my own fantasies.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,083 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7324 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Point by CreepingMuse reviews
Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,818 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 4,563 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slow Burn Summer by ThreeJays reviews
When the unthinkable happens, it's never the thing you expected. It's the thing you never even thought you should be afraid of. - Damon/Elena deals with Stefan/Elena Post 2x22 Fic. Rated M for language, violence, and adult stuff in later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,713 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Georgia On My Mind by Meredith Girl reviews
Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,703 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Umami: Summer of Salt outtakes by lola-pops reviews
Little glimpses into time we missed with the SoS crew. Missing scenes. Inner monologue. Heavy on the citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Venice Beach Stories by Chicklette reviews
A collection of o/s taking place in and around Venice Beach, CA. Various POVs voices. Canon couples, AH. M for sex, drugs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,404 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Morning Stories by fialka62 reviews
When you wake up in the morning, you never know if this might be your last. Kate is shot, and Castle is staying as close as he can get. A series-in-progress.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kate B., Rick C.
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9311 - Favs: 9,237 - Follows: 5,059 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is Our Something And it Burns by Spikey44 reviews
In the aftermath of Rose's death and Damon's most recent transgression Elena comes to Damon in his room. What occurs thereafter is neither sweet nor kind. Boundaries are drawn, promises are made and the true nature of their twisted friendship is revealed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Cinna by gkkstitch reviews
A series of small drabbles and vignettes about Cinna, the stylist, covering "The Hunger Games" and "Catching Fire." NOW COMPLETE
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,657 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Cinna - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Face Your Demons by sugarless5 reviews
Buffy shows up in LA at Wolfram & Hart tracking a demon that's gone after her slayers. She, Giles, and the W&H gang team up to take it down, but will it get to her first? Definitely B/A, but Spike friendly
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,806 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Sweet Distraction by bookjunkie1975 reviews
It's CC's first day of school and Rose finds herself in need of a distraction. 3rd place winner of both open vote and Judges Choice in For the Sake of OJward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 6,641 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Burning Love by chele681 reviews
Jane has every intention of having Jessica as a snack until she finds her salvation in the other woman's arms.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jane, Jessica - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collateral Damage by bookjunkie1975 reviews
Renee leaves to pursue an exciting life as a Superhero, but what does she leave behind? Edward watches over Bella, but has secrets of his own. First Place winner of both open vote and Judges Choice in The Superhero Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All The Same To Me by Silvia Kundera reviews
Post 1x22. Do not underestimate Damon's powers of persuasion. Or: the one where Damon runs for public office while trying to date his brother & their girlfriend, as told by Stefan Salvatore. Stefan/Damon/Elena. yes, all 3. Leave no Salvatore behind!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Secrets by CoffeeQueen reviews
Damon visits Elena of the eve of Founder's Day; Baking, talking, and dancing ensue, secrets revealed. *Just behind the playfulness, she could sense something else, a hollow longing, an ache that throbbed just below the surface of those contemptuous eyes.*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2954 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camels and Cloves by Chicklette reviews
It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8992 - Favs: 15,485 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Back Stories Book II by mal4prez reviews
While the crew pursues a cure to the captain's ills, Mal's deteriorating mental condition has Zoë revisiting her past. Inara dredges up her own memories as she races Alliance agents in the hunt for Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,480 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Best Intentions by TamSibling reviews
COMPLETE. A job takes the crew back to the Core - more specifically, to Sihnon. Mal:Inara, Simon:Kaylee and the rest of our intrepid cast. Post:Miranda. R throughout, although some chapters will be M.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Peach by GillianRose reviews
Inara tells Mal how the Operative got her to make the wave. Unabashed fluff - probable one shot. Please read and review. Disclaimer: I own nothing. All hail Joss!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Back Stories Book I by mal4prez reviews
Mal's sick, and it makes for some changes on Serenity. Each member of the crew deals with the situation in his or her own way.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Mal - Complete
The Fish Job by mal4prez reviews
A simple but smelly job goes wrong in the usual way. Until things get... unusual.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,795 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Mal - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Christmas Is A Four-Letter Word reviews
A sweet and fluffy little Christmas fic, in which everyone finds their Christmas spirit, nobody dies, and Derek is a small fowl. Kind of. Pre-slash, but in an "it's obviously going to happen" sort of way, so be aware.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Like Being Stoned reviews
WINNER:BEST KISS! One-shot entry in the For the Love of Women Contest. Sometimes you just need to let go for a moment. Sometimes the moment won't let you go. Language, marijuana use, femmeslash warnings apply.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Big Sky reviews
ON HIATUS-When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when her arrogant, gorgeous neighbor offers the help she needs, she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,152 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
His Hands, Her Heart reviews
A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brokedown Palace reviews
Memory. It's a lifetime in the space of a blink. A short JxB one shot. AU AH, rated M for cursing and dark-ish content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Big Sky Outtakes reviews
Here thar be tygers! Ok, no. Actually, outtakes from Big Sky. Goes without saying I think that reading that first is pretty important. Rated M for possible future citrus, and probable bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2010
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